Hippo & Croc: How Humans Eat Their Food

[@pikejohnson6409]

Dude. I'm American. I do not eat like that. Only on Tuesdays.

[@Dan-zt3mx]

Pike Johnson Same!!! but I do it on Fridays

[@Fran-ww7tk]

Pike Johnson and Fridays

[@johnnytran7491]

Pike Johnson American hippos do

[@dejabarksdale2210]

Pike Johnson Friday only

[@morganmcdonaldslover5130]

Pike Johnson same 😂😂

[@GenMinion]

I am offended that the hippo didn't shoot the hamburger first.

[@ryleymacwilliams852]

haha yeah really.

[@lindadeblois1721]

nice

[@MyTimelord11]

I know!!!! jeez louis. they obviously did NOT do enough research on American dining etiquette. it's horribly offensive to not pump a delicious burger full of lead before eating it. that's just offensive to the cook :(

[@arsenicflask]

+GenMinion it wasn't black

[@MyTimelord11]

Flaming Curse oh shit. someone just went there. a shame too. we were having so much fun :(

[@alex-xy9mj]

Oh yes I love shouting America before i eat half a table

[@portalenthusiast823]

Alexandra Mercado cant tell if serious or sarcasm

[@alex-xy9mj]

Mach ST I guess we'll never know....

[@damianmccarty8161]

Alexandra Mercado well I'm serious. It's starting to take it toll tho. The table is starting to cost a lot of money and now I can only afford low end tables

[@alex-xy9mj]

ulfbert my addiction will not be stopped

[@bigmaxporter]

Same

[@drakoonicklikes2animate]

As a half chinese, I am offended but laughing as hard as I ever did at the same time

[@ericawu8779]

i was literally looking for one chinese or chinese-american person in the comments lol

[@puppygaminggurl2983]

LOL SAME

[@TinPanMan_REAL]

I feel like people who are half nationality are more offended then full nationality

[@Hazel_plays_roblox546]

LOL ME TOO😂

[@MrFlapjackk]

It’s the American in your laughing

[@raymatoad1585]

You almost got the Americans down... BUT YOU FORGOT THE SHOTGUN

[@MajTheJester]

And the beer

[@sydnee-y9z]

And the bald eagles that we ride

[@flamesage6796]

Facts

[@george2p]

And the huge bellies XD

[@iammikal3611]

RAYMATOAD ‘ and to eat the whole table

[@cora1235]

Why is there no part 2, as a British person I am offended that I wasn’t made fun of 💔

[@ellisclark7115]

Yeah. The British society is overflowing with fun stereotypes.🇬🇧

[@rottenbrain2516]

Also need Mexican people ! We probably juts like “If doesn’t burn ! Doesn’t taste !

[@Jedits_22]

Same

[@diegobortoluzzi3833]

@@rottenbrain2516 and the italians

[@curtbui3517]

Well we eat the plate and chair so uhh

[@PowahSlapEntertainmint]

As an American, I can confirm this is true.

[@Fraggle-]

I see you everywhere, are you Jesus?

[@ruthie5680]

same smh

[@xxendergirlxx7469]

PowahSlap Entertainmint 🍭 Lollipop approves

[@shek7121]

As an American, I can confirm this is true.

[@m.ivyluna4632]

As an American I am offended, clearly you do not know the history of Merica or you would not make such a sick joke Jk lol I am American and found this hilarious XD

[@Geewber]

Legends say he's still eating half of the table to this day.

[@duifie777]

Lol

[@Sillykids]

Yep, whenever I eat my food I eat the food, my friend’s food, the plates, the candle, the tablecloth, and half the table

[@tempzsttwo9858]

You also eat him and his soul

[@evakrumina4002]

And eats earths hunanity

[@thelordandsaviorgigachadrr888]

I also do this

[@coopermanuel4915]

You started world hunger

[@coopermanuel4915]

You also started global warming and you also turned the world flat

[@idontknowanymore3693]

as a human being I can say that this is 100% accurate

[@cacigacha3842]

0u0 :p no is %100 rude

[@narellebullock1997]

You know that’s offensive to me and other people because I am Australian

[@malidrk8512]

BUT what if u r not a hookah ex: furry alien angel timelord?

[@yoshi_chuck05]

True

[@lorenzo3836]

Oml it's a joke guys quit bitching about it, jeez.

[@potatocreepstudios5145]

What do you mean Asians only eat noodle. We also eat rice.

[@enntire]

lol

[@Ghostofahero]

Rice with every meal-

[@heckyahxd7016]

Minty SK Candy Rice with rice-

[@Xogb402]

Potato Creep studios RICE!!!!!

[@AlleeEeeeee]

Chinese eat sheep meat

[@fizzytears9515]

As a secret Chinese spy I can confirm that’s how we eat and know this video has helped me blend in with the American society thank you from yours truly

[@SmoreyFox-of9hm]

Make sure to eat the utensils too

[@blacksheepsleep2951]

I find this every offensive, I only eat the table if it’s cherrywood and there wasn’t a mountain of bacon on the burger. So inaccurate.

[@jesusiswatching6763]

Ok boomer

[@spiritgate0444]

@@jesusiswatching6763 That's not even how the meme's used.

[@simon_3607]

Right! Smh

[@exs8241]

I'm Chinese and i lost it when he said kungfu

[@ajlover41animaljam17]

Elexis Yap yeah, isn't King Fu Japanese?

[@ajlover41animaljam17]

Elexis Yap if not my bad.

[@delimeat826]

ajlover41 Animal Jam No, Kungfu IS Chinese. It's just hilarious to us Chinese people when the hippo tried to mimick us with the mention of Kungfu, lol. Japan's martial arts are karate, btw

[@mia-nq6rl]

Lel. Triggered...

[@ajlover41animaljam17]

Spychalist okay thanks. I think Karate is what confused me ❤️

[@itsbebe3695]

Excuse me, Americans prefer our tables deep fried

[@jakeyshakey5475]

Its Bebe I eat comments like this for breakfast. DEEP FRIED. ur food choices suck

[@Nekojawz]

Its Bebe You are VERY wrong!! I like my table boiled with butter and salt.

[@lvhael245]

Lol

[@toyotamarkIIjz]

With some ketchup on the side

[@larrrikin8614]

And butter on top

[@izzyshea8639]

I wish they added an Italian one, I would have loved that since I’m Italian 🤣 All in all this was hilarious! The American one is definitely my fave.

[@BlackAmogus-sus]

I’m a quarter Italian 🍕🇮🇹🍝

[@crazybrain6715]

@@BlackAmogus-susthen get 3 more quarters

[@BlackAmogus-sus]

@@crazybrain6715 but Another quarter is Ecuadorian & the rest is American 🇺🇸

[@crazybrain6715]

@@BlackAmogus-sus im ecuadorian

[@rachelwaln269]

If they did, they most likely would have done something that looked like it came out of The Sopranos, all while enjoying their nice wine.

[@vahstilopez122]

Hippo: this dingo on a stick is bloody ripper Crocodile: thats affensive my cousin's Australian...and he's also a dingo Im dead

[@ratlord7030]

Im so happy you didnt say alligator.

[@ABasicCatALT]

0:15 ROCKY NOODLES

[@lohialli4205]

Dingodile reference?

[@chickensoup7029]

I have a small feeling that the dingo on a stick is the crocodile’s cousin..

[@justinpalacios4333]

i think the crocs aunt must have been very social then

[@fencerowe3083]

In mother Russia, TABLE eat YOU!

[@bl87d5]

Its "Soviet" Russia

[@rydazel]

PITCH YELLOW Soviet

[@bl87d5]

YTBloo oops i typed it wrong

[@thejetway536]

Winter Sparrow XD

[@smaugthedragon1685]

In Soviet Russia Pikachu catches YOU!

[@crystalthompson229]

The Hippo does a better Australian accent then me and I'm Australian

[@Lazuli413]

Wolf Girl1259 i know right xD

[@emillyjohnson3181]

Wolf Girl1259 I read that in a Australian accent xD Im so sorry

[@Slimmon132]

Aussie Aussie Aussie! Oi Oi Oi! I'm Aussie too. And mates, who's eaten Kangaroo? I have

[@alreannaebersole3676]

+Anime Queen Monique Warde I've never had kangaroo is it good?😀

[@Slimmon132]

Alreanna Ebersole Its not too bad. Taste like beef actually but plain

[@Ari_Is_AriAriAri]

As an American, I can confirm this is true. The only thing that not true is that we prefer eating the whole table deep fried thank you very much

[@jackleo4435]

Chinese: thats kind of offensive... French: not all of us smoke... Australian: we don't eat that food.. Americans: MURICA!!!!

[@ellierobertson4618]

Jack Leó wanna hear something almost everyone knows? its a joke

[@jackleo4435]

지희김 ur mom gay lol

[@superfuzycat1]

Jack Leó you a bitch lol

[@xferretz9406]

I'm *mURIcAn*

[@ellierobertson4618]

@@jackleo4435 how did u know?

[@SooperKaleBoo]

I too turn into a hippo and eat the table

[@twentyonephansatthearmysch4974]

Supercaliboo XDD

[@k1m.c0m]

Supercaliboo lol i somehow randomly turn into a hippo and eat the whole table...heh...

[@shelbymoore969]

Really? Y'all become hippos? I become a walrus. The teeth are so much better at digging into hard woods

[@nathanbiller7662]

As an American I am very offended... It’s considered rude to only eat half the table

[@danielluster732]

I'm very offended, too. :-(

[@Oreozal]

Nathan Biller 😂

[@JeffCuster43]

LOL XD

[@papyrustheskeleton6974]

I'm Canadian

[@unstopablegameing7115]

I am a American and I I'm proud of it they were just showing that we are blest and tend to eat a lot more than we should or we till we are full .Aso we waste a lot :(

[@kookaman6095]

0:44 G'day, mate!

[@thecommonfool2110]

That croc must be fun at parties

[@nickspencerfishingrodd2383]

Ivan Pascuttini lol

[@lunardragon4515]

Ivan Pascuttini buzz kill crocodile

[@Hannah-k8m]

HE'S THE DUCKING LIFE OF THE PARTY

[@Bacchasnail]

Dude, the American one was so freaking accurate, especially when I gets me a burger

[@datboywonder]

Mr. Muffins so true

[@armandoruiz8758]

We are U.S. citizens. Citizens of the United States. The United States is a country but America its not a country, America its a continent. The whole entire continent was name America 269 years way before the United States of America became a nation or even existed.

[@armandoruiz8758]

America its not a country America its a continent.

[@armandoruiz8758]

Everyone on the American continent is an American likewise Asia are Asians, Africa are Africans and Europe are Europeans.

[@Bacchasnail]

@@armandoruiz8758 first of all, dont care. Second off, not many people actually give a fuck, second off, the continent is North America, and the two continents together are the Americas, leaving the title America open as neither continent technically has it. So fuck off

[@christianlara6289]

You forgot 2 important factors for the american human: The eagle and the shotgun.

[@benjamin43_]

omg xD

[@grantmacdonald3904]

And the hippo needed to be fatter

[@TheIGITnBLUE]

And Americans don't just eat a burger, they add shit tons of fries and a puddle of ketchup.

[@Ari_C]

+Carmen Xerxes don't forget the extra big gulp. 😂

[@benjamin43_]

Carmen Xerxes I'm American and I think that's hilarious XD

[@galazy.]

the French human sounds like a motorcycle revving up 😭

[@sploderguy3539]

I am American, and I am offended by that! It’s not “merica!” It’s, “MURICA!”

[@silky-babes1475]

Lol

[@silky-babes1475]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@josephs.5067]

When you try your best and you dont succeed To be funny

[@cyberwolf8383]

MURICA! FUCK YEAH!

[@Fritz357]

nah...it's MMMMUUUUUUURRRRIIIIIIICCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@yaoiisnotexplicit4595]

America doesn't eat tables, we eat the whole kitchen fyi

[@yaoiisnotexplicit4595]

That's pretty gay

[@sephirothscomfortcharacter]

Yaoi Is Not Explicit But I'm a guy...

[@rainiiday6216]

With deep fried butter

[@le_prime4385]

Don't forget the chef

[@Nightmare_The_Wolf]

Yaoi Is Not Explicit ikr

[@mexicanalex4105]

IM OFFENDED WE AMERICANS EAT THE FULL TABLE TABLE NOT HALF

[@ACandCC]

AlexX gaming SO NOT TRUE BUT XD

[@theonlyshinyumbreon]

AlexX gaming fuck you

[@jerrelllawrence4787]

TheOnly ShinyUmbreon nigga do you not know what a joke is

[@floweringgal9926]

I agree....I eat the whole table in one setting....not half.

[@themindset4164]

AlexX gaming OF COURSE! FIX THIS GRSVE INACCURACY OR YOU'LL SEE ME IN COURT!

[@annie.thomas15]

As a French person, I can confirm that this is exactly how we eat!

[@kaigergalaxy8477]

I like how the American one wasn't racist XD

[@itsalreadytaken1420]

JUST TRUe

[@نتتنظ]

Hi conner

[@twistytoast5533]

It’s cause MURCA is a mixed bowl of races (mostly white people though, who’s ancestors are different.)

[@recordstore2265]

@@twistytoast5533 Americans isn't race

[@twistytoast5533]

Fernando Aguirre That’s... What I just said.

[@lemondropkid1469]

That hippo can use chopsticks better than I can 😂

[@SolaceHuntsman]

Šåłtÿ._.Wėîrdø and he doesn't even have thumbs lol.

[@blueberryies7930]

Šåłtÿ._.Wėîrdø i cant even use them

[@thatguylolbits]

Raiden K. 0:21 how the hell can you not see his thumb

[@mm-fe8sp]

Šåłtÿ._.Wėîrdø First letter in your name is a lithuanian letter!!

[@pinkrock1743]

I'm Australian. _Why didn't you just eat Kangaroo instead??_

[@samueleather9459]

Best Aussie joke ever

[@yelloweyedshadow5589]

As an American myself- this is totally accurate. But also - we don't usually eat the table, we don't want splinters in our mouths. Remember to eat the whole table. :>

[@meghanjackson1807]

No no no. For Americans, you pray first, then *eat the table*

[@ianmcfunny8363]

It's Meg Shut up Meg

[@KJElliottIsCool]

Captain Faptin you should pray

[@mich5595]

It's Meg Um, no. They don’t...

[@currentlyunderconstruction1128]

No no no. You pray, fire off a gun a few times to give praise, then you eat the table.

[@what4993]

don't forget the eagle

[@rapidk7307]

I died at the american part😂

[@DudeMaster-sl3ff]

You missed a few minor details. First we also eat the guests food while staring them in the eyes, Second we bring our shotguns to dinner then shoot the entire room, and Lastly we like to eat our burgers with bullets for the side fries stuffed with cheese inside the patty and the the buns filled with tiny american flags.

[@pheonix6075]

LOL

[@Anna-kj3np]

MURICA

[@THEVOID555]

Welcome to America

[@potatocat6778]

Don’t forget the country music!!!

[@armandoruiz8758]

Its the U.S. flag.

[@Idkwhatmyhandlecanbe.]

1:02 me when I haven’t ate for 7 years:

[@DTA_Entertainment_2012]

1:03

[@reggirockjohnson7498]

Close, you didn't eat your friends food

[@foxparidise2459]

OMG DUDE I WILL STEAL UR FOOD

[@reggirockjohnson7498]

FOX PARIDISE noooooooooooo

[@rumford2051]

thats a bit rude... probely not for you

[@stellabarrett8141]

wow, as an american i can say this representation of eating is quiete accurate, exept we first have a roleplay cowboys vs indians battle and prefer eating all the table

[@armandoruiz8758]

We are U.S. citizens. Citizens of the United States. The United States is a country but America its not a country, America its a continent. The whole entire continent was name America 269 years way before the United States of America became a nation or even existed.

[@armandoruiz8758]

America its not a country America its a continent.

[@armandoruiz8758]

Everyone on the American continent is an American likewise Asia are Asians, Africa are Africans and Europe are Europeans.

[@thefurycommander1843]

@@armandoruiz8758 Nobody calls themselves Americans except us, and everyone knows what he is talking about. Your comment is irrelevant.

[@winkywonkey]

You forgot the shotguns pfft And I like my table cooked not raw. Also.... Nah that's it lol

[@achanwahn]

True Americans eat it medium rare lol

[@Quaku]

I can confirm that when I walk into an American diner, all the tables are half eaten

[@jaybird1650]

What.....? We don't eat half the table. We eat the person who is sitting with us as well as the full table :3

[@Bewwenforp]

Little Dream, Don't forget the part where we eat an eagle.

[@nori1514]

Don't forget that we eat a whole entire restaurant!

[@olliesmith7578]

Little Dream you know that vore

[@ThomasJefferson-xc8wg]

wE ALSO EAT A TOWN!

[@RockyyL]

Is this *VORE?!*

[@mr.despair1360]

Since you didn't eat the other half of the table can I have it.

[@Yoyo-eo8zq]

k shadow yes u may

[@mr.despair1360]

Noah Killer123 thanks

[@ognjenivanovic7871]

Noah Killer123 may I have the chairs?

[@Yoyo-eo8zq]

Mr.Despair 1 yes u may

[@mr.despair1360]

Ognjen Ivanovic yeah

[@alexcross1992]

the American one is a tiny bit inaccurate. We eat everyone in the room. It's a battle every meal.

[@aideenmorenos1792]

Alex Cross we also shoot it before we eat it

[@jasmurakami]

Alex Cross hunger games

[@theonlyshinyumbreon]

Alex Cross WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THAT, AM I THE ONLY CIVILIZED AMERICAN

[@aideenmorenos1792]

TheOnly ShinyUmbreon cuz its funny

[@littlellama400]

TheOnly ShinyUmbreon its a joke

[@N4DH1FN4H1F]

Therapist : "Alternate Universe isn't real, it can't hurt you" Alternate Universe :

[@dadpool6841]

About 90% of the comments are about Americans eating tables Edit: make that 95%

[@Number1yungoos]

Americans do eat tables

[@Blizzardheart12]

Yep!

[@smileyfacegr6691]

Animals Rule ikr

[@khakihades8876]

Blue Moon fuck you

[@Blizzardheart12]

bjorn britto it’s true I’m American and I eat tables

[@jessicafaith6387]

I have an issue with the American one. We don't eat half of the table. WE EAT THE WHOLE TABLE!

[@sabrinashen9689]

heh

[@ToriTanase]

Yasssss ❤️😂😂❤️ XD

[@melaniecelaya546]

Fr

[@mikeeyyss2150]

we also eat the lizzerd

[@moss868]

Michael Joseph crocodile, or alligator

[@puggospizzeria]

I am Canaden and I ONLY eat maple syrup and bacon

[@namikazemoon]

puggos pizzeria canadian bacon?

[@deleted_acc8187]

Don't you mean ham

[@marshmal]

Canadian*

[@luigimario1658]

XD

[@dietowo]

NO, WE, CANADIANS...EAT BACON PANCAKES AND MAPLE SYRUP. With snow icecream for dessert

[@carolinebilliot2298]

This will never get old 😂

[@spongebobsquarepants5795]

thats also how american alligators eat

[@allanarroyo1]

cheese zilla 1.Act ue hands as alligators 2.Kill the table

[@sriana5136]

HOW DARE YOU INSULT AMERICANS LIKE THIS?? We eat the whole table, thanks

[@faeriefiire]

Ariana Sanchez we are fat and lazy LOL

[@blueflameaj8573]

Serenity Slayz mmmmmmmm actually i disagree

[@kingle1944]

Ariana Sanchez I love how well all the americans like myself are taking the joke

[@BlueAngel_13_]

YEP

[@mikilai5568]

Ariana Sanchez yes

[@djspinmasterross3379]

I am American and can confirm that we eat that way.

[@thedinoguyz8658]

no

[@josuelugosarchive1864]

liv lynn manner* you spelled it wrong-_-

[@AtlanticaVI]

I mean I don’t

[@necrobeats4953]

Yes,we do

[@Blizzardheart12]

liv lynn I’m from America and my whole school eats the table XD

[@thatoneguy5205]

Thank you KZbin gods for gifting me with a childhood memory I forgot about

[@dragonscrafty]

It's not racist if you're a hippo

[@faeriefiire]

Digital Blade truuuue

[@注意しない]

Mewo

[@novella473]

You aren't on the moon if there's trees

[@brianna7829]

..... yeah i gues that makes sense

[@glennquagmire9572]

Digital Blade its Not racist because its about nationalities Not breeds

[@hailisterical3415]

I love how this was made 7 years ago and shows up in my reccomended just now

[@ISuckAtMakingUsernames2]

I like how this comment says 3 years ago

[@terrorturtle5701]

Wait woah

[@terrorturtle5701]

This video is time traveling

[@BreezeyOfficial]

And this comment says 3 years ago 😂

[@peepeepoopoo8702]

What? Americans don't eat LETTUCE... I need more ketchup... I eat the ENTIRE TABLE...

[@peepeepoopoo8702]

I liked my own comment :D YAAASAAAAAAAY

[@zombiesinc.7040]

Carpowich Family I love litten

[@kittyboys0661]

Who doesn't

[@IMakePeopleSaltyApparently]

Carpowich Family xD

[@xxendergirlxx7469]

Carpowich Family yes where's my lays potato chips bruh

[@GodsPrOmiseee]

Omg the animal version! 😂 the human one Made me cryyyyy 👌🏻

[@theparadigm8149]

As an American, I can say that the American one was the most accurate! 😂

[@mackenziesmith7505]

they should have done a British one. and there would just be lots of tea and the Queen ♕

[@nicistrying9058]

Mackenzie Smith and crumpets

[@remi2597]

That's so offensive. I'm British. Obviously we don't eat like that.... our teeth are too bad to eat anything....

[@Daicidus]

Mackenzie Smith can confirm

[@thatguylolbits]

And big bad teeth

[@cadiaenjoyer3034]

What about the fish and chips?

[@jaden.v.__]

Half of these comments are “we Americans eat the FULL table!” We really aren’t that clever, huh

[@yupbrookeishere5681]

Nope

[@tacocat9654]

We aren't clever because we cant go to school... all the clever people go to school and get shot

[@pinkdoesstuff]

And the person we are with

[@nowroong]

Do u know its a joke ?

[@neutrallium]

Hit or miss I guess thier kinda right HUH

[@the-rogamer7955]

This is a amazing swap of How Animals Eat Their Food

[@Thetalltrtle]

That's one appetising table

[@shelbymoore969]

Ikr! Can't believe he didn't finish it

[@gabol5999]

gabriella I

[@Crispysauce124]

The crocodile is me at partys

[@catlucasomeninogato6524]

crispy sauce 0:59 me eating at parties

[@lamichael8659]

crispy sauce you are very fun at parties

[@sayinz902]

Yeah, pretty much me too, but I'm not ever at a party (wow what I said was kinda napstablook)

[@Alsyoutubeaccount]

Is the joke that you’re not fun at parties or are you actually that unlikeable?

[@everettedrinksmilk2305]

0:59 you forgot the chainsaw we always eat with chainsaws (edit) wow 293 likes on this comment

[@literallydust2268]

The Lake Ness monster lol

[@SholenBurger]

Oh and we eat the whole table and only 2% of the slobbered food get into our bodies

[@jabrabuny294]

stupid we eat with shotguns not chainsaws

[@literallydust2268]

YulioCoolio nah u both wrong, we eat with our phones

[@everettedrinksmilk2305]

YouTUBE NOOB no we eat with phones chainsaws and shotguns

[@SansWithHelpFromTheVoid]

As an American Citizen I Can confirm we shove our heads Into cheeseburgers

[@mrtumnum178]

WHERE'S THE GIANT TEACUP FOR ENGLAND HUH

[@foxparidise2459]

b@#h u no ur right

[@Wolfieric]

Mr Tumnum actally im english and i hate tea. 😐

[@mrtumnum178]

yandera lps Same here lol

[@mrtumnum178]

Casper Sahlin 04 Perfection.

[@durpddurke4633]

Nah they need to do it in Buckingham Palace.

[@tifanih5699]

Ahem, I am VERY OFFENDED!!!! US AMERICAN'S EAT THE *ENTIRE* TABLE! PSHHH

[@nixiatalekara5809]

HAAAHHAAAA TRUEEEE

[@thetoffeecrow7314]

Tifani Hall , very nice. Just. Very nice.

[@uno6854]

True.

[@GreyEnvy]

Tifani Hall I KNOW RIGHT?! SO OFFENSIVE

[@avamatthews1459]

No no no no you are insanely stupid. We eat the walls, floor, and sometimes the ceiling.

[@ziggalicious]

Im Australian and it is very illegal to eat dingos on a stick. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY GERMS ARE ON STICK!!!???!?!?!

[@clonewarsfan5554]

Ziggy Tornya omg lol

[@foxparidise2459]

dude. i ate dog food once. SHUT UP

[@ziggalicious]

are you talking about food for dogs, or dogs for food? do you eat dogs?? im talking about the STICK. THATS what you need to worry about...

[@stellabarrett8141]

betta watch out for the wild stick dogs though, they'll hunt you down once you eat one of their pack members, mean little buggers they are

[@ibukimioda211]

Im australian too and it is pretty illegal to eat dingo on a stick i like to eat rabbits

[@arnoldmws6330]

As an American, I am completely and utterly... Rolling on the floor and laughing lolololol.

[@queenbee4223]

Uh exCUSE ME WE DONT EAT THE TABLE we eat the entire restaurant thank you very much 😡 Edit: OMG IVE NEVER HAD MORE THAN ONE LIKE AND 0 COMMENT S THANKS YOU GUYS Edit 2: 2020 really trying to take us out huh👀

[@queenbee4223]

I eat the earth

[@kinoko87_b]

I eat the infiniverse

[@rogerwashington7690]

IKR!!! THEY ARE SO INCONSIDERATE!!!

[@stellasteppling8167]

Yeah we do

[@Basher.G]

BUT the tables

[@furiousknockoutshadowbolt4594]

I live in America and that is 100% accurate how did you get a video of me eating?

[@ham2629]

I'm sorry but that's not how Americans freaking eat. We eat THE WHOLE TABLE. AND OUR DATE.

[@lorenzobhs1099]

IMightBeADuck no we eat eat the world

[@ham2629]

Lorenzo Bhs WE EAT THE ISS AND THE ENTIRE SOLAR SYSTEM

[@freddyfreakenstein3439]

IMightBeADuck SO FUKIN TRUE

[@ham2629]

Paper Man You must be very fun at parties. :/

[@michaelhamiltongamingunbox5684]

Paper Man he is American who made this

[@JFailsGame]

Man, table with dipping sauce is really good with a throw pillow on the side

[@Duyton]

Ahem, In Asia we do not do that. We simultaneously juggle chopsticks while eating from each one while playing Beethoven.

[@7ha7person65]

While doing a genius maths exam

[@ilikebirbs4225]

And while we're blindfolded.

[@whale8174]

And while we make up a doomsday device that will effectively deep fry America so badly, that we will be The one eating half of America.

[@Au16227]

while performing open heart surgery.

[@mk_rexx]

Utensils are for the weak. Eat with bare hands

[@owens6578]

I am American and we don’t eat like that. You didn’t eat the entire table.

[@alexplayz6068]

Of course he didn't eat the table. He Fucking broke it. He gobbled on the burger.

[@mariodorsey2994]

Funni number

[@armandoruiz8758]

We are U.S. citizens. Citizens of the United States. The United States is a country but America its not a country, America its a continent. The whole entire continent was name America 269 years way before the United States of America became a nation or even existed.

[@armandoruiz8758]

America its not a country America its a continent.

[@armandoruiz8758]

Everyone on the American continent is an American likewise Asia are Asians, Africa are Africans and Europe are Europeans.

[@Rene-bt8br]

The America one is too accurate

[@ognjenivanovic7871]

MCR Trashed,what does the scouter say about its accuracy level?

[@blueflameaj8573]

MCR Trashed oh yes I scream MERICA before eating a table totally accurate

[@reggymcmonkey5737]

Ognjen Ivanovic over 69,000

[@ognjenivanovic7871]

Reggy McMonkey WHAT; 69,000!?!? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!!

[@midorigurinu3036]

Ye but not for me i'm brittish.. Hippo: Oh hello mate! Would you like a cup of teeaa?

[@camerondreemurr8642]

Time Traveler: *moves a chair* The Timeline:

[@joje90aj17]

How offensive! We eat the whole HOUSE, not merely half the table!

[@danicapetrovicvarga9998]

But where you slep if you eat whole house😂P.S. I am from croatia and i was newer in Merica

[@furious2481]

I don't want to eat wood tho

[@binaykumar139]

Lame

[@plupersholicorn]

I *NEED* A PART TOO I NEED TO KNOW HOW I EAT MY FOOD ( I'm a Canadian ) Edit: these replays are so hilarious, I will make sure I add much maypole syrup and say sorry at least 10000 times

[@noahredgrove1480]

+Plupers Holicorn simple 1 add mountain of maple syrup, 2 apoligize to the plate, 3 slapshot it into a basketball net

[@elitegaming3339]

Plupers Holicorn I also need to know how my people eat food also im mexican

[@oari1150]

Everyone knows that canadians eat meat while simultaneously repeatedly saying sorry... duh

[@yasmineleroy7450]

Me too but I'm belgan, my country is too small to be in that kind of video ;-;

[@es-7965]

Could've sworn you said you were Chinese a second ago.

[@randydonut7385]

Wow Americans take the quote “Don’t leave any food on the plate” to the next level

[@maraudersmoonypadfootprong5522]

Yes we do XD

[@Fritz357]

more like don't leave any plate on the table

[@armandoruiz8758]

We are U.S. citizens. Citizens of the United States. The United States is a country but America its not a country, America its a continent. The whole entire continent was name America 269 years way before the United States of America became a nation or even existed.

[@armandoruiz8758]

@@maraudersmoonypadfootprong5522 We are U.S. citizens. Citizens of the United States. The United States is a country but America its not a country, America its a continent. The whole entire continent was name America 269 years way before the United States of America became a nation or even existed.

[@ISuckAtMakingUsernames2]

Yep. That's true on many levels

[@D3m0ng3l]

As 1/2 American, I can confirm that I say goodbye to “America’s finest table.” 👍

[@fabulousllamaofdoom3303]

Dude. Us Aussies don't eat the dingos foot, we eat it's friends, family and everyone mate.

[@Hashwaa]

Fabulous Llama of Doom No no no, we eat animals alive.

[@clemsyoutube]

Fabulous Llama of Doom true. How's it goin on you parts

[@monolyth462]

Hashthehorse Yes we do :3 😂

[@fromgsyea4200]

I can confirm this

[@harley5876]

Don't forget the roadkill, m8!

[@shinymosi5832]

I love how the American one was trust like "yep that's true not racist at all"

[@juanpablogonzalez8528]

that's the point

[@aaronb1981]

Technically none of it was racist just opinions that might come off as offensive. And anyways it's just satyr.

[@python1972]

+The buff bros yup it's human goats who use music to power nature i think you mean satire*

[@aaronb1981]

Jake tongue yea thx

[@iks8386]

it aint racist

[@kempkaching8773]

1:00 *-AMERICA!!!-* *AMERICA FUCK YEAAAA!*

[@warlynx5644]

Just eats the whole ******* table

[@nicolerogers7544]

I’m not even offended by that because it’s true.

[@arthurmorgan5887]

Homer:Mmmmmmmm table

[@calebsumner7747]

Don't say the f word again or I'll hunt you down

[@kempkaching8773]

Pikachu57 Gaming you don’t know where I️ live lol you can’t kill me

[@AreYouSeriousRightNeow182]

Hippo: AMERICA!! *Eats literally half the table

[@mr.h1083]

All but the American ones were “offensive”. You have to admit, it’s extremely accurate.

[@crwth001]

Fr, people stereotype us Americans so much that we don't even care

[@ISuckAtMakingUsernames2]

@@crwth001 well most of em are right sooooo yaaa

[@Brievel]

Yep. Noticed that. Make fun of the Americans and nobody cares, but make fun everyone else and all of a sudden everybody's panties are in a wad.

[@poopa7642]

@@ISuckAtMakingUsernames2 We’re not mostly fat We’re all pretty nice people We don’t all own guns …. What else

[@Ceres4S2D1]

@@poopa7642 Metric System.

[@SAWCLAN569]

AMERICA!! You forgot to say Fuck Yeah!!!

[@dwaynehudgeson7908]

SAWCLAN569 yes

[@yankeewithnobrim7809]

SAWCLAN569 lmao true

[@dinamiraldaislillecarmacom6826]

SAWCLAN569 Ikr

[@destroyersand]

Maybe they were trying for a more kid friendly... Yeah... Nevermind

[@godzillaschild6472]

Yes

[@mu-rh9hq]

*insert generic joke about being american and eating the whole table instead of half and still get the comment a lot of likes*

[@kipplayslife3026]

oh you didnt get a comment? *insert desired comment here*

[@frenchfryyes1235]

Completely Random Person TRUE tho I also eat my self ;-;)

[@aguynamelex3146]

Completely Random Person we do not eat like that this is how civilized Americans eat *eats the whole table with a fork and knife*

[@zmlh1366]

Hey it's Marco

[@the_banojee]

*insert generic joke about being American and eating the whole restaurant instead of the whole table and still get the comment a lot of likes*

[@inkcat3189]

I am australian, and I approve, we love snacking on dingos... yum...

[@lenabena300]

**Inhale** AMERICA!!!!!!!!!! *FUCK YEAHH!!!* **Eats the entire table including the chair**

[@DragonguyA]

In Soviet Rusha, entire table and chair eats you

[@dunc_n_fr]

DragonGuy GTO XDDDDDD

[@bradensworld9042]

Is it bad that I read this in Brendon Urie's voice?

[@ktdrhr6893]

Fall out! at the twentyee one chemical phandoms I did too breadbin is my religion

[@kino3504]

Hello fellow Jammer

[@matthewhadd8874]

I take offense that considering that I Living in America besides we eat the whole table.

[@Just_Plague]

Captain Faptin Yup

[@foxparidise2459]

i ate my house

[@okayand3576]

I ate a galaxy once

[@matthewhadd8874]

Star Krohn nice

[@matthewhadd8874]

Star Krohn sorry but I think could do better :)

[@brendonomane5173]

He wasn't wrong about America

[@avaleealexander5010]

Wisdom Dude ....that u must have hunger issues.....cuz i , and every one i know do not eat half a table

[@cassidystratton1802]

Ya he was, we eat the whole table. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@River.s.]

😳

[@Blizzardheart12]

Wisdom Dude I always eat the table that’s why half furniture stores are sold out XD

[@cenex_4621]

Wisdom Dude I'm American..... I'm going to say it's 99.9% accurate though

[@talamarice]

Finally a new fan made video on the most legendary random meme vid.

[@lambdolls]

new????? *new????* think again, buddy

[@demitreburger707]

You people dont know half the struggles we suffer in America... The average American spends up to $200,000 a year on table related purchases.

[@reggymcmonkey5737]

Big Brother Whoops I ate the couch too..

[@swashbuckler9640]

Big Brother $200,000 is more than my families yearly income XD

[@Maybabymae09]

Sasha Purple THATS WHY OUR DEBT IS SO LARGE IM ALREADY ON MY FIFTH TABLE

[@user-hj4uk5we4t]

Big Brother and America is the most fat country and has the most obese/over weight children

[@_maggie_8493]

Gino Rich dude it was a joke saying we eat tables, chill 😂

[@Fiierce]

Hah everyone knows Americans don't eat lettuce!

[@wafflezyup5089]

How does it feel to be a fucking savage

[@Ari_C]

holy shit. 😂

[@bloody_buddys7786]

And that's why it changes to a 10 layer burger

[@Ari_C]

***** same. I like salads way to much. 😂

[@peridotwhatisasurname7947]

Ya cuz they are fat fucks hahah

[@breannas3691]

There are no words to describe what I just watched...

[@lisasophiekaps]

S R V did you just reference… did you really just… did you?

[@kalebsmith8196]

Hard to believe this came out 10 years ago