How The Battle Of The Five Armies Should Have Ended (feat. Screen Junkies)

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[@willmorris8198]

Bard: "Did you just awkward slide me?!" Thorin: "awkward slide..."

[@frankweiss6307]

Well that's the best he could do with what passed for the "expert Dwarf stone-work" in the film; while the book expressly described as an impenetrable fortress-wall they built in just the few days.

[@writingwofl5836]

Just repeating things give people likes....

[@willmorris8198]

@@writingwofl5836 I just thought the line was funny and was surprised no one hadn't commented it yet. Also this was 3 years ago lol. Be negative somewhere else

[@BillCipher200]

Yeah. He's not coming out.

[@thetrueesteemedwizard]

Bard oh his name is bard He NEEDs TO BE A bARd

[@RhysJudicata]

Oh my goddess, Thranduil's "GIVE ME BACK MY NECKLACE!!!!!!" made my freaking day!!!!

[@AJStewart27]

I should not be laughing this hard!!!!! OH, MY GOSH, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!!!!!😄😄😄😄

[@timetochronicle]

Technically, it was his deceased wife's necklace.

[@gemcatcher1002]

I was gonna say that hahaha XD

[@shyannethenirvanagrrl4261]

Me too

[@LungEater]

.

[@blue-eyedfangirl8760]

THIS FLOOR IS FREAKING ME OUT!!!!!! i would be *that* person

[@lanceleader163]

blue-eyed fangirl That's me on drugs.

[@thesmallchefmc6229]

blue-eyed fangirl Exactly

[@elijahrideb1584]

fucking tripy as hell is what id day

[@elijahrideb1584]

fuck i mean say

[@Prak_Giggles]

*that* person is Thorin

[@HiThere-zh6sf]

"You don't want like... wait until dawn?" "Heck no. There's like 10 of them and 12 thousand of us. This'll be over before sundown."

[@tiaaaron3278]

Dwarves' plot armour was stronger than Mithril.

[@nadezhdabarley8451]

No there were 13 dwarves and 10000of the elves, ACTUALLY 😵🤷🏻‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[@miothebordercollie5959]

No it was 12 dwafs and 10k alves ;-;

[@uneducatedisnotstupidlol1504]

No it was 12 dwarves and 1 snow white.

[@uneducatedisnotstupidlol1504]

Yah the movie had logic like this all through it though I was very disappointed.

[@MonumentToSin]

"IF THIS IS LOVE I DON'T WANT IT!" "You knew him for, like, 2 days." "IT WAS REEEEEEAAAAALLLLL!" *teenagers*

[@williamtimonen6814]

Even though she is an elf making judgin her on human standards stupid, and they were in the prison for more than 2 days...

[@MrBitchimo]

+LeilaniHapa Still a better lovestory then twilight

[@mirekmrazek8985]

+MrBitchimo No, sorry. This is pretty same lovestory as Twilight.

[@joshuachao6480]

+william timonen If we're going to judge her on elvish standards then, her infatuation is even more ridiculous since 2 days (or even 2 weeks) is even shorter on an elven time-frame.

[@saltycactus7055]

+LeilaniHapa "You can't fall in lovewith a man you met 2 days ago"

[@thefandomtheory]

"LEGO-LAAAAASSS!! YOUR BETTER THAN USSSSS!!" His new theme song everybody

[@wiggins1008]

Yondu is better than Legolas

[@AnelleOakewood]

@@wiggins1008 "I'm Mary Poppins, everybody!" I love Yondu! But no, he is not.

[@quintongardley478]

Bruh

[@user-dr2yz8um3d]

They should’ve played the Mario music

[@Finn_the_Goldfish]

Get awkward slided taking the hobbits to isengard.

[@dannydefeato3407]

Bard:did you just awkward slide me? Thorin:Awkward slide sniff

[@EmeraldGamersMC]

That part was frickin hilarious

[@water_color]

AWKWARD SSSLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDEEE...

[@lukademsar1391]

+Alduin No its gollum's arkenstone

[@Chief_Bill]

That's the exact same thought I had while watching that part from the movie

[@nopity3057]

Golem: "New precious." Me: "Glad he is in a healthier relationship than he was with Sauron's ring."

[@ГерманМак-д4ы]

Gollum, not Golem.

[@user-qg3ws8pq9o]

What was the thing he was holding? I didn’t recognise it. I haven’t watched The Hobbit. I have watched the Lord of of the rings though.

[@lulu0759]

​@@user-qg3ws8pq9ohe is holding the arkenstone. It is a great treasure for the dwarf and was found by Thorin's grandfather. But it messed up his brain and made him addicted to gold, so he digged up more and more gold, which attracted the dragon.

[@Kotori32]

Gandalf: "What was his last name?" Tauriel: "Uh... the Dwarf? Kili the Dwarf?" Kili: "Do you want to know my... secret identity!?"

[@EG-cm5th]

And so the mysterious identity of Dis's husband (Dis is Thorin's sister, and Fili and Kili's mother) was revealed. Bruce Wayne accidentally found himself in Middle Earth one day (how? because he's BATMAN), and he passed on the legacy of Batman and Robin to his sons, Fili and Kili. They chose their own secret identities as the vigilantes BatDwarf and FireMoon. However, FireMoon was often misheard by the people of the cities they saved, and so despite FireMoon being his official codename, many people knew of Kili as Fireman, and they spoke and wrote of him as such.

[@krish-dz6gl]

@@EG-cm5th give me the 2 minutes of my life i spent reading this paragraph back

[@EG-cm5th]

@@krish-dz6gl LOL! I forgot I wrote this!

[@grishnakh4509]

@Daniel Li except they were born by Thorin's sister Dis and not his sister in law so they aren't Oakenshield's

[@fulviopontarollo2952]

@Daniel Li ...... Oakenshield was a nickname because of his deeds, not a last name?

[@jaghatai_bulut]

legolaaaas. you re better than uuuuus

[@operandwriter]

Except Yondu

[@leia-jimathena5160]

I had a huge laugh while one minute non stop at this moment

[@TMaker-g3b]

Im gonna destrou the 1111 likes

[@16Nire61]

"This floor is freakin' me out!" I don't know why, but that one part makes me laugh incredibly hard. XD

[@msSweeTae]

Best part tbh xD

[@kookie_2178]

😂😂😂

[@MAnuscript421]

GIVE ME BACK MY NECKLACE!!

[@darthrevan7690]

“ If this is love, I don’t want it.” “ Oh, that’s not love dear, you barely knew him for two days.” That part killed me XD

[@sonicinfinity1871]

You know nothing.

[@jbvader721]

"Why does it hurt so much?" "Because it was studio mandated- I mean, because it was 'real'."

[@themidknightmando3219]

But in all seriousness, HOW DARE THEY RUIN KILI'S DEATH!!!

[@masterplokoon8803]

​@@jbvader721 the scene where Tauriel who has known a guy for two days starts to lecture a guy who has spent literally centuries in grief for his wife about love I could not help but laugh.😂

[@declancook6529]

"GIVE ME BACK MY NECKLACE!" gets me every time.

[@lisawinter7842]

Yeah me too 🤣

[@Сайтамен]

Верните мне бусики!

[@valevale3287]

When Legolas turn into Mario, I lost my mind.... XD

[@valevale3287]

and Burnadict Cumberbatch, didnt see that coming~ XD

[@water_color]

+Valerie Julia come forth my armieeees!!! Tooot Brakkkaahgbsjiyhebuctzgifibivibon... YES

[@urz1931]

Hahah Did Galadriel say we next movie

[@lexitime1696]

+Jude Salaga she meant the lord of the rings

[@dylanspraggs1101]

Valerie Julia he did TURN into Mario

[@nathanapplegate5374]

"Whoa Legolas You're better than us You can jump and flip And fight and stab and Shoot and jump Legolas Legolas You're better than us You're better than us You kill any thing that Gets in your way and We love it Whoa Legolas" XD that made the video

[@anakulic4143]

Hahahahah the best part :D

[@TheFiresloth]

That sums up pretty well what Peter Jackson was thinking while making the movie.

[@williamshakespeare1988]

Nathan Applegate at that moment, i was like "What the fuck am i watching?"

[@StrangeThingsHappenInAmerica]

Nathan Applegate Haha :)

[@kalebhamilton8617]

Best part of the video

[@vladtheimpaler9577]

"You barely knew him for like 2 days."

[@ΣκοτώνωΧαρά]

IT WAS REALLLL

[@tobykershaw2688]

@@ΣκοτώνωΧαρά really? What was his bame

[@emilygracehulsey253]

I really need to know fili and kili’s last names for a school project.

[@williamking6787]

Ever been to BYU?

[@diamondqueen4834]

That's that Disney love right there folks

[@MrErtwer]

˝The floor is freaking me out˝. I lost it there. XD

[@ennemm9820]

I love that floor :3

[@MrErtwer]

Enn Emm By taking him away from the floor and the gold and somewhere where he can calm his mind a bit.

[@jamescooper6506]

Zony Gaming i'm 13

[@ya_by_te_ctrlv1379]

r8 u r !

[@chillbird1654]

same

[@lffy2630]

Lirics of the last song : 4:15 - i saw suscribe ... -fade from the ... -(boom) WHOOOAAAA!!!!LEGOLAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!! -you're better than us !!! -you can jump and fight and flip and stab and shoot and JUMP !!!! -legolaaaas~ LEGOLASSSS!!! -you're better than uuus~ YOU'RE BETTER THAN US !!!!! -you kill anithing that gets in your way and we love it . -whoa , LEGOLAAAAAAAS!!!!!

[@miothebordercollie5959]

Omg that’s my new favorite song XD

[@AnelleOakewood]

@@miothebordercollie5959 Mine, too! Well, other than "they're taking the hobbits to Isengard" :)

[@yiany]

About time! Now this is the HISHE I love. Thank you very much! Honestly, this is one of the best HISHE videos. The wait was definitely worth it.

[@MrWolfman229]

I know! They make such awesome videos and the newer videos just don't live up to them. :/

[@jaz1010Studios]

Nathanael Ginn You do know those are not their videos? *facepalm*

[@ArcherJ6]

well, they also have Screen Junkies in this video..... so...

[@lukesuperflyjones]

I totally agree! and Yes thanks to Screen Junkies as well!

[@joshuabuchkowski4128]

Ian G "BENEDICT CUMBERBATCHHH"

[@byteme1601]

oh that's not love my dear, you only knew him for two days.- what I took out of romeo and juliet

[@natalieybarra5207]

lol. this love story is stupider than twilight.

[@cool06alt]

Hah so does Beren and Luthien? They only know each other less than few hours.

[@sukitron5415]

@@cool06alt but they actually did something together so maybe that somehow works

[@berengustav7714]

@@sukitron5415 Precisely. Edit: I'm typing this with one hand.

[@LadyOnikara]

Also worked for Jack and Rose on the Titanic. Well, didn't really work well for him.

[@dicerson9976]

"BUUUUURNEDICT CUMBERBATCH!"

[@samkresil6011]

I didn't understand what he was saying at first.

[@samkresil6011]

But it`s good.

[@ambitbandit2557]

Omg I didn't think anyone else heard that! (at 0:23)

[@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257]

Zoë Gothard I FINALLY HEARD IT!

[@greentea4498]

Isaac Goodloe lol

[@PhoenixPonyPhoenixOwl]

WOAH!! LEGOLAAAAAS! YOU'RE BETTER THAN UUUUS! You can JUMP and FIGHT and FLIP and STAB and SHOOT and JUUUUUMP! Legolaaaas....... LEGOLAS!!! You're better than us. YOU'RE BETTER THAN US!! You KILL anything that gets in your way, and we LOVE it!! WOAH!! LEGOLAAAAAAS!!!!! (Mario theme)

[@jimena4983]

LEGOLAS! YOURE BETTER THAN US!!!~ ♩

[@RobertoTomas324]

I've been singing that song for days.

[@TheMrPeteChannel]

+Jimena Amador I'm YUR 35TH LIKE!

[@ennemm9820]

+robbytube24 my BOY 😆😆😆😆😆

[@TimberNightSong]

+Jimena Amador You Kill anything and we loooove iiiit, OOooooh Legoluuuuuus!

[@GamerGirl_2000]

+Jimena Amador, CAN YOU JUST SHUT UP!!!!! Legolas Greenleaf is MINE!!!

[@cyubil6575]

The scenes with Gollum, Legolas and Tauriel killed me😂😂

[@sonicinfinity1871]

And they did not kill me. They annoyed me and nothing more just like everything else these egomaniacs have made.

[@celestialarcher9268]

@@sonicinfinity1871 Shut up, if you hate them then why are you on here watching it to begin with?

[@sonicinfinity1871]

@@celestialarcher9268 I don't know. Why do you feel the need to go after me?

[@celestialarcher9268]

@@sonicinfinity1871 Why do you feel the need to criticize the scenes for no apparent reason? As I said above, if you hate them, then why are you watching them? I’m just curious as to how that works in your mind.

[@sonicinfinity1871]

@@celestialarcher9268These guys, they took powerful moments in a movie and reduced them to a really bad joke. That's the truth. Why do YOU grill me over this, instead of doing what you suggest to me, anyway?

[@dracolithfiend3121]

Eagles solve everything! As long as you never read the books!

[@zarrarsani3909]

the hobbit book was shit. very less detail

[@delbaethmidir3533]

+Corndog guy The Hobbit book was far better than the movies. It was a nice and charming classic fairytale, rather than dragged out CGI porn with a soppy, shoehorned love story.

[@zarrarsani3909]

+Danny O'Gara that i get . but im meant the detail and depth. it was like we go there now there now there. the battles needed more details. the book was just too small. and yes the love scene was terrible and unnecessary in the movie

[@delbaethmidir3533]

+Corndog guy It was never supposed to be a detailed and large-scoped book like LotR. It was a children's fairytale that followed an episodic, adventure approach. At one point Tolkien intended to rewrite the Hobbit to make it fit more in line with the LotR, to add more detail and such, but eventually abandoned it because he felt it just lost the spirit of the original book.

[@ChadKakashi]

Dude eagles are really useful, and the only reason (imo) Tolkien didn't use them much was not to end the books early.

[@Vesper00Lynd]

I literally cried laughing when the "LegoLAAAAAAAAs" thing came up !!! Man, I couldn't stop XD

[@robertjonsson684]

+Caroline Servière me too LOL

[@rayvincyful1]

I thought I was the only crazy one who would laugh hard at that

[@Vesper00Lynd]

I think it is almost a universal reaction ahah ! ^^

[@kentoylampingasan]

and i had been replaying this video just to watch that last part and laugh everything out

[@kingfang2945]

LagolAAaaAAs! Aaaaaa yeah lagolaAAaaaAa! XD that high pitch

[@ThatCrazySylveonIsAtItAgain]

So... Legolas is a hotter version of Mario?

[@Stoney-Jacksman]

Im more into short Italian dudes.

[@liamdalemon1525]

it's what you would get if you mixed mario with link

[@Rishimolestskids]

Mhm

[@frankweiss6307]

More like the princess.

[@liamdalemon1525]

@@frankweiss6307 well he does have long blond hair

[@emmanuelarthur_]

"Eagles really do solve everything" "I know right" 😂😂😂

[@sandrahenriksson6257]

Legolas XD Why tf are you defying gravity and pretending that you're Super Mario in the middle of a fight?!

[@SalahEddineH]

:D Because he's better than us! :D That ending was awesome :D

[@rukeyburg1084]

The unexpected humor is genius XD

[@blue-eyedfangirl8760]

because he's Thranduil's son did you expect nothing less?

[@NorwegianKnifeDude]

Because elves can do that

[@KonniWynn]

He's defving gravity because his physicality allows him to do so. In the books he even walks atop grass without it bending

[@mqveri1381]

Galadriel "No, everything will be fine...... BECAUSE WE ALL MAKE IT TO THE NEXT MOVIE!!" Everyone *cheers* Galadriel "except you" Radaghast "aww." 😂😂😂😂

[@d1sc0rd49]

XD how do u bold?

[@_Laur3N]

You put one * at the start and end of a word or sentence

[@_Laur3N]

Example: *Hi*

[@d1sc0rd49]

@@_Laur3N *_-okay-_*

[@d1sc0rd49]

@@_Laur3N i uploaded a vid if u wanna see it!!!

[@kianamurkve2901]

0:23 BENAADICT CUMBERBAAATCH I died. I freakin died.

[@iidamara]

+hoa hoang yeah I heard it too

[@kianamurkve2901]

*****​ and when Galadriel was like "Everything will be just fine cos we all make it to the next movieeee" 😂

[@freddyrichards878]

I thought he said something retarded like, burn a dead!

[@Frenne85]

Awkwaaaard sliiiide

[@iidamara]

Yeah, this video is awesome 😁😄

[@michaeljdelgado1149]

But Seriously, Who Has My Arkenstone?!?... Ahh... The New Precious... LMAO

[@andrewhodyss9092]

that had me dead

[@dalfgan817]

That was the most hilarious part🤣

[@awksthatsnotmyname]

the ending was my favourite thing in the world LEGOLASSSSSS

[@poluicionador]

I also tought of Mario in that part of the movie.

[@robertogonzalez-prado8499]

poluicionador

[@mrmoviemanic1]

poluicionador lol you know what I was thinking it was like a reference to Link there for a second lol

[@5anctuary]

Legolas really is OP!

[@Falki_Bwulfsson]

***** Well, not exactly ^^ the only time Tolkien said Legolas could walk on snow, Frodo actually saw him doing this while running; it is a simple physical phenomenon that works irl, if (like Legolas) you know how to place your center of gravity (some people like the Ninja could do that, and there is a species of american lizard - Basiliscus basiliscus - which is able to run on water using the same physical properties). But jumping on falling rocks has nothing to do with this, it stays physically impossible. Elves are "magical" in a sense, but they can't cancel gravity (remember that Tolkien's planet, Arda, is our Earth; apart from magical things, physical laws on Middle-Earth are the same as ours.

[@ramgudur8470]

"What was his last name?" "Umm... The dwarf? Kili the dwarf?" *Everyone Laughs at her and she starts sobbing" "IT WAS REAL" I'm dying of laught- oops never mind I'm dead. LOL

[@tiaaaron3278]

Even Thorin is laughing at the stupidity instead of mourning his nephew.

[@natalieybarra5207]

Thank you this "love story" pissed me off more than anything in the world.

[@smokefan4000]

I know it's a joke, but I'm pretty sure dwarves don't have last names, so his official name would just be "Kili son of (his dad's name)"

[@tiaaaron3278]

@@smokefan4000 Yeah, that was a trick question on Gandalf's part. In Third Age, the only people in Middle-Earth who use surnames are the Hobbits.

[@happycompsognathus4411]

still a better love story than twilight.

[@alexanderpalmer2647]

"This floor is freaking me out!" XD

[@The12thDimension.]

I don't know what the joke is saying but I find it funny.

[@fabmax41]

Probably something LSD related :p

[@coultergill7728]

@@The12thDimension. Maybe because he's seeing a dead dragon moving

[@kingol4801]

The 12th Dimension Because he gets madnesss from the dragon greed or something. It is a wordplay. He is freaked out, as in scared, but also becomes a freak out of himself because of the madness he experiences of all this gold.

[@breezza_time]

*BURRRRRRRRRNADICT CUMBERBATCH* ok that was beautiful i died 😆😂

[@WatcherOfTheOpera24601]

yessss

[@traanels]

What that means

[@WatcherOfTheOpera24601]

@@traanels the name of the actor who does smaug is benedict cumberbatch,

[@sonicinfinity1871]

It. Was. Not. Beautiful.

[@huntforthewild3324]

"Did you just awkward slide me?!"

[@huntforthewild3324]

"Awkward sliiiide!"

[@hell_bound_hero]

My favorite part! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@BillCipher200]

Yeah he's not coming out

[@hoyinching9313]

@@BillCipher200 Very well. We attack immediately

[@ryuuotaku35]

I love that part. 😂

[@firemaple3829]

How it really should have ended: Bilbo gets smacked in the head and sleeps through the entire battle.

[@bilbobaggins2775]

Quite unpleasant I must say.

[@Chief_Bill]

That's kinda what happened in the book

[@tiaaaron3278]

Like Tyrion in Game of Thrones.

[@steemdup]

that Legolas bit at the end - lmao!!!!! The novel was about Bilbo's experiences, but the films were about WTF

[@blue-eyedfangirl8760]

at the very least, at least they weren't the Percy Jackson movies

[@Sandstimes]

I rented the first movie right after reading the book and. I've never been so disappointed with a purchase in my life lmao. I could barely sit all the way thru I was so angry

[@coultergill7728]

@@Sandstimes In my opinion I liked the trilogy of the Hobbit. Can't compete with LOTR, but I enjoyed the Hobbits. I still watch them to this day.

[@Kat-yv1yq]

To be fair the Hobbit was written before LOTR, whereas the movies came out in the reverse. They did kinda have the problem of Legolas existing in that place and at that time because he was slotted into LOTR as Thranduil’s son after The Hobbit. If they didn’t include him could you imagine the rebuke from movie-only fans who would expect Legolas (one of the key characters from the movies they already know) to be present at his fathers home Honestly I think the Hobbit movies are still enjoyable even if they’re not quite like the book. Two separate entities entirely, but the movies get way too much hate really. They’re pretty entertaining overall.

[@Pksunx]

I cracked up when thranduil said "give me back my necklace!"

[@sweetietweetie2001]

but seriously who has my arkenstone the new precious

[@berilsevvalbekret772]

It is only precious to Durin line I think.

[@matthewsarson6934]

Yeah seriously how do the goblins have those giant tunneling worm things and not use them to fight. It was beyond stupid

[@TheBandy98]

It would have given a unique flavor to the battle, kinda like the mûmakil in Return of the King.

[@matthewsarson6934]

Nils Engman Exactly if your going to go to the trouble to add them to the film when they are not in the book anyway

[@_MaZTeR_]

Ikr? One sin to EWW Hobbit: BotFA

[@matthewsarson6934]

Also if they had giant tunneling worms...why don't i don't know burrow directly into the mountain where all the gold is lol

[@sham1121]

Matthew Sarson because the worms werent exactly under their control, they just made use of the tunnels that the worms made

[@emilie.oegendahl]

Was I the only one who heard Smaug say: "BURN-idict Cumberbatch!" ? XD

[@samkresil6011]

Not anymore.

[@pemo2676]

ikr

[@samkresil6011]

I did`nt get what he was saying at first,though. I got "burn" but the rest,I got lost on.

[@pemo2676]

Sam Kresil Turn up your sound if you can.

[@samkresil6011]

poppy williams It`s not the sound. I just could`nt understand what he was saying.

[@radish550]

Oh I loved “Give me back my necklace!” and “Now seriously who has my Arkenstone?” Also, Thorin should have indeed used the silver T-shirt for himself.

[@kathic6402]

Legolas can kill anything. Except the Uruk hai with the flaming torch.

[@josswagdepimpdaddy5467]

This guy right here.

[@Zamolxes77]

Well that Uruk had special armor, made out of plotinium.

[@PeliSotilas]

That Uruk literally had only a helmet and leather pants

[@phanthetrungnguyen3676]

@Peli Sotilas plot-onium ..... ..... read again, if necessary

[@blackstarwing3332]

Soo true

[@SeverusSinSnape14]

Everything will be just fine because WE ALL MAKE IT TO THE NEXT MOOOOOVIEEEEE!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257]

Mathew Willman Except Radagast.

[@Animefan-uk8pw]

@@bryanegelhoffsanimationtec257 aww

[@tobykershaw1206]

Why

[@strongheartsvideobox691]

except you

[@luckysilas6038]

hahaha I love the way smaug says at 0:22 Banedict cumberbaaaatttccchhh

[@TheSniperpal]

I missed that at first, lmao thats awesome

[@GGLOLksa]

hhhhhhhhhhh ikr I almost died there

[@huzaifausman4346]

“The legolas song took me out. Legolaaaaaaaaaaaas.”😂😂😂

[@KaylanMah]

THEY WROTE A SONG ABOUT LEGOLAS. YESS

[@deirdrebos2499]

LOL!!!! So funny!!!!! :)

[@TheIsabel7]

MusicGirl357 Legolas Super Mario. LOL

[@CanisMythson]

MusicGirl357 They're taking the hobbits to Isengarde to Isengarde to Isengarde...

[@CanisMythson]

MusicGirl357 They're taking the hobbits to Isengarde to Isengarde to Isengarde...

[@senorpickle4207]

+SonOfMyths73 what did you say?

[@tomc.9189]

Who else heard Smaug say Benedict Cumberbatch when he breathed fire.

[@starmaker72]

yeah

[@BillySheckler2481]

Thomas Chen that's obvious

[@Toneai2007]

More like "Burnedict" but sure.

[@grog2485]

Thomas Chen you stole that from the other guy

[@therrenthedwarf4718]

I thought I heard "I'm batman" in there too somewhere

[@LockyMVoices]

BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH! 0:22 I'm done! XD

[@MireVale]

*burnnnnadict

[@SalahEddineH]

I was wondering what he said :D So awesome :D Buuuuurnadiiiict Cumberbaaaatch! :D THANK YOU :D

[@samkresil6011]

Because Benedict Cumberbatch actually played Smaug in the Hobbit films. But I found that bit funny too.

[@rayhanthesavagelolo6739]

THERE not gonna add more hobbit film this is the end

[@samkresil6011]

Mostly because it leads up to FOTR and TTT and ROTK

[@brandonwilburn5236]

1:24 awkward slide 2:34 this floor is freakin me out

[@waffles6683]

Thorin is sitting there laughing about how stupid Tariel was. Dude, your beloved nephews just flipping died.

[@glennhower9265]

"Oh no! Not... That one!"

[@jimmoriarty2083]

+Glenn Hower AND NOT THAT OTHER ONE

[@anonymwlw]

Just my opinion.

[@allie_678]

EXACTLY... that ruined the whole thing for me. Even the dragon sickness wouldn’t make Thorin that callous toward his nephews’ deaths! 😭

[@CarEdy23]

i love legolas but all he did in the hobbit movies was randomly kill orcs unlike the lord of the ring movies where he actually had you know a personality

[@jayflavor1]

***** He was basically fan service, cause, pew pew arrows, elven kung fu. Awesomeness

[@CarEdy23]

jayflavor1 he also looked weird like they cgi'd his face or something

[@theladyfausta]

True dat man! The hobbit was fine the way it was. I like Legolas, but he belongs in his own story. His screen time could've been used for anything else in the freaking book! (BTW The Hobbit is probably my favorite book so forgive my overzealousness, I just wish stuff like Legolas and his red haired girlfriend had been left out.) :P

[@zomwolfb]

Forget Talion, we need Legolas in Shadow of Mordor.

[@vincentmazy8870]

***** Do you know that wha Thranduil told him does not make any sense ? Basically Aragorn was barely 9 or 10 years old during the battle of the five armies :D

[@pinkrose7646]

That legolas ending tho😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mintybeeh9361]

He deserves his own theme song

[@africaisacontinent2149]

😂 😂

[@Matihood1]

0:51 But Radaghast appeared in the books so he _should_ be fine.

[@smokefan4000]

That's true

[@easternhills1329]

In LOTR books? the dude with a hat on the mountain near Fangorn?

[@the.invincible.9542]

@@easternhills1329 No, he doesn't appear exactly, Gandalf mentions him a couple of times in the story he tells at the meeting in Rivendell (about why he was late).

[@tdb1726]

That always bothered me, how does the elf chick and the dwarf fall in love? They only knew each other for a day!

[@bloin1]

+tdb1726 they don't it was made just for the movies

[@AwesomeSauce1000]

+tdb1726 It was a really bad idea. She isn't even a real character. They literally made her for the movies, and she only agreed to appear if they didn't make her into a love triangle. They wrapped the movie then called her back to shoot a love triangle. It was the biggest flaw in the whole series that I don't think anyone liked in the slightest.

[@samwrai]

+tdb1726 probably they were virgins and just want to fuck. Thats all.

[@mechadoggy]

I consider myself a purist, and I didn't mind the concept of Tauriel in and of itself, since surely there is at least one woman among the faceless, unnamed elf guards/soldiers. Elf/dwarf romances are just too scandalous though for Middle earth. Even with elf-human romances, there's only been like three of them in middle earth history: Beren and luthien, tuor and idril, Aragon and arwen of course

[@CanisMythson]

+tdb1726 Ask Shakespear.

[@JaxBlade]

2:00 My GOD I said that same F**KIN thing over and Over during the movie. It makes no sense not to use your Medieval Tremor GrabBoids

[@tophatanimations4729]

CAPTAIN AMERICA: LANGUAGE

[@robertcolson2233]

...I thought we agreed on "Snakeoids?"

[@hellothere9167]

There was bedrock beneath them lol

[@kozumikku3397]

Actually their called were worms

[@firefiy8789]

I thought they were called the great earth eaters

[@cristincik91]

If Tolkien would be alive he would definitely go with any version of this video rather than the actual movie.

[@gentblue]

cristincik91 Maybe Christopher Tolkien will let Daniel do a HISHE of the Silmarillion, skipping the part where Peter Jackson insults his father's legacy?

[@cristincik91]

gentblue that would be awesome

[@darken2417]

I think he would be too amazed with the graphics to care if the movie was good or not. He would get unbelievably pissed off at the part with the Legolas jump though.

[@seangannon6005]

Well actually since Tolkien preferred the simillarian he would've probably liked the added detail in the movies. Unlike his bitchass whiny son refusing to sell any more movie rights

[@TheTigerwolf55]

***** If he lived to be 123, people might need to start checking to see what his wedding ring is made out of...

[@cornelius2227]

“BUUURNEDICT CUMBERBATCH!” 😆 Good one!

[@goingcommando2]

I literally laughed out loud at the Legolas Bridge scene inside the movie theater! Yeah... nobody liked me after that. So glad they made fun of that in this video!

[@coultergill7728]

That's too bad. My theater both laughed and cheered at that scene

[@tsopmocful1958]

It made me feel more like crying.

[@tiaaaron3278]

@@tsopmocful1958 You must have a sad life.

[@tsopmocful1958]

@@tiaaaron3278 No, because I felt a lot better after rewatching the LOTR trilogy. Light is always nicer when contrasted with shadow anyway.

[@tiaaaron3278]

@@tsopmocful1958 Okay.

[@Kvast]

This floor is freaking me out...!

[@sizeneki8710]

GoldenBudgie that must has been same in the real movie

[@DarthEnderX]

This just made me realize, Thorin is totally wearing a suit of full plate when he gives Bilbo that shirt. But when he goes out to battle he's not wearing the plate armor anymore. Why? You would think that would be the specific time you would wear it.

[@rayvincyful1]

Because he realized that his plate armor was too heavy that it made him sink in a lake of gold with a dragon swimming in it. Lol.

[@emmajane-fandom]

Frodo ahahaha😂😂😂 But yea it was sad he died, could have been easily avoided with that shirt...

[@rayvincyful1]

Emma Jane Thats unrealistic theory of lotr. The hardness of the material of that shirt will save you from a slash os a sword. But not from a stab.

[@jurisprudens]

What if it a dynamic material, changing its hardness at the strike? Like oobleck.

[@Thatshortgirl-ym2eo]

+Vince Yutuc mithril could save from a stab when the fellowship was attacked in Moria,Frodo was wearing the mithril shirt a troll throws a spear and hits Frodo with it.The mithril was strong enough to save from a spear its strong enough to save from a stab.

[@MaliciousCat]

OH MY GOD! The ARMOR. He would have been FINE! HAHAH! I never thought about that!

[@DarxusC]

It wouldn't have fit, but the only mithril shirt in the place was hobbit size?

[@the.invincible.9542]

@@DarxusC They hadn't made them for themselves though(It was for an elf prince, I think). It was something that they randomly found.

[@Krwzprtt]

In deed, if Dune taught us anything is that GIANT WORMS ARE SUPER EFFECTIVE AT KILLING THINGS.

[@BrandonGrantSplash]

+Krwzprtt we need a Dune game remake

[@Krwzprtt]

Brandon Grant We need a Dune movie remake. I haven't seen the Lynch movie, but it doesn't look very good after what I've heard and seen.

[@sebastiaankruis3006]

+Krwzprtt we really need to have good dune and asimov Films

[@camramaster]

+sebastiaan kruis We also need a Long Earth movie. Or series.

[@feelthepony]

idk why,but i always figured paul atreides as being the main character from that 70 s show(the actor),something foreman,hes now too old probably...

[@SynapticWyrm]

THE EAGLES ARE THE BEST

[@katiebayliss9887]

order66 If you don't read the books.

[@trollkienofficial1225]

Execute ORDER 66!!!! I like your name! :-)

[@ltkirov]

order66 GIVE ME BACK MY NECKLACE

[@leonluke3659]

Aerial Superiority Achieved!

[@nvrthomas5056]

Eagles solve all problems!

[@Howl14]

i wanna put that legolas song as mah ringtone

[@tallulahseal4881]

YES

[@gillianf.9493]

vrafiqa YASSS

[@littlesoul7446]

Did that already! 😂😂😂

[@ericnordberg6940]

Me too

[@nicolephilips6199]

Ellie Douitsi hooowwww I want it!!

[@geeswithane7yrago303]

*mirkwood elf raid* "GIVE ME BACK MY NECKLACE"

[@Abelhawk]

Oh man, that Mario ending was so unexpected and hilarious! XD

[@John777tino]

awkward slideeeee~~~~~~~~~~

[@TheSentiment16]

Little Sunflower Loving it xD

[@SouLord971]

Be gone!!!!!!

[@SamuraiMorshu]

Yeah he's not, coming out :(

[@slugofborg6532]

How the Battle of Five Armies should have ended : About a full movie ago.

[@andrewhantzes9504]

+Slug of Borg amen bro

[@MrAwesomeLuisreal]

+Darth Vader no 2 movies.

[@zoebear6103]

it was inly ONE book

[@user-N20]

Seriously when I first watched this movie the 'awkward slide' immediately caught my attention and I had to hold back laughter in the theater because it was so hilarious. I'm still glad that you guys pointed it out in your video, it still makes me laugh just as hard years later

[@Nightfall815]

BUUUUUUURNedict Cumberbatch!! :D

[@GuiiBrazil]

Deflected!

[@Jordan-hs5kf]

Jonas Bjerregaard Smaugdor the Burninator.

[@321Nagato]

Buuurnthatdick cuminsnatch!!

[@asepsisaficionado7376]

*Cabbagepatch

[@Theturtleowl]

Glad to see I am not the only one who calls him Cucumberpatch or something

[@okaetyen8907]

I sang the song at the end in class. Two of my other friends joined in.

[@blackstarwing3332]

TheMysticalStick OMG. I would have loved to have seen that! My God I think I'll do that randomly to my friends!

[@sybilmacaulay2881]

GIVE ME BACK MY NECKLACE!!

[@tobym-j9722]

‘But seriously, who has my orkenstone?’ ‘MY NEW PRECIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!’

[@kaeldrarhiannon]

Still think this is HISHE's best video. Never fails to crack me up every single time. My favorite part is "this floor is freaking me out!!"

[@vanitymanateesstreamarchiv9001]

+Aynessa Valerion this is one of the best from "BEEENAADICT CUMBERBAAAAATCH" to "awkward slide"

[@kaeldrarhiannon]

+VanityManatee Seriously! There is not a single part of this that doesn't make me crack up laughing every single time.

[@vanitymanateesstreamarchiv9001]

***** IKR

[@vedji1857]

admit it we ALL wanted smaug to live

[@tristancampbell2302]

Furry-Tacular !!! no, your just a fucked up human being :P

[@vedji1857]

Tristan Campbell but smaug is what made these movies epic

[@tristancampbell2302]

Furry-Tacular !!! WELL I uuh, uuum, lets seeee uuuum, good argument.

[@vedji1857]

Tristan Campbell :)

[@xmlviking12]

Furry-Tacular !!! no we didn't, plus your profile pic looks stupid and ugly

[@Abominatrix650]

I think it's funny how the subtitles at the beginning say "Burn!!!" but Smaug says "Burn-edict Cumberbatch!"

[@Abominatrix650]

Oh, they changed that. Cool.

[@gwenbradshaw2194]

No one: Thorin by himself: THIS FLOOR IS FrEaKiNG ME OUT!

[@bleptomaniac]

"*awkward slide*" "DID U JUST AWKWARD SLIDE ME?!" "Awkward sliiiiide..." "Ye.. he's not coming out..."

[@ajduong]

Imagine an eagle came and pecked that dead dwarf guy on the head and revived him Eagles...

[@samkresil6011]

Do they really do that?

[@katiebayliss9887]

Sam Kresil no

[@theprancingpony6075]

When Smaug blows fire you can hear him say "Benedict Cumberbatch."

[@michaelmahabir213]

I love this ending where Thorin lives. I can imagine Thorin living with Bilbo and they grow trees together as friends.

[@codycaldwell4612]

5:23 - #Thorin #Thorout

[@aurelia6171]

Toasty Wolfeh I see what you did there

[@Jacob-yg7lz]

Marieficent No you didn't. Your blind.

[@aurelia6171]

Jacob Furrow Lol Cx

[@Mica_T]

I saw someone else make thatjoke xD

[@codycaldwell4612]

INDIGO BLUEoO Great minds think alike.

[@DJ_RamblingRoseNocturne]

Screen Junkies sent me. :) This is really funny!

[@britea2542]

OMG you like HISHE and Screen Junkies too! Love them and they are so funny!

[@DJ_RamblingRoseNocturne]

Brianna Thompson Cool you do too! They are awesome

[@fuckoffannoyingutube]

Christine Tennant Brianna Thompson try this one, if you haven't already. I think the three are going well together (but maybe start with the earlier, shorter uploads. I know not everyone wants to waste 15 or 20 minutes on junk :D ) kzbin.infovideos

[@britea2542]

TheImperfect I watch these guys as well! They are really cool!

[@britea2542]

You should try two other youtube channels: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY and TheFineBrothers

[@Ramza941]

This is definitely one of the best "How it should have ended" videos to date. I'm surprised it doesnt have more views.

[@Codydl14]

“GIVE ME BACK MY NECKLACE” -Thranduil

[@annalittle4825]

I lost it at "Did you just awkward slide me?" Thorin : *whisper* Awkward slide.... lol

[@SirPerfectful]

"Did you just 'awkward slide' me????" "AWKWARD SSSSLLLLIDE."

[@DrBlackworth]

3:40 "what's his last name?" "Oh yeah what's you last name, and I mean your REAL last name Gandalf you do realize that's a trick question right. I mean except for hobbits NOBODY has a last name in middle earth.

[@TheMissscorpio20]

Oakenshield???

[@valanTunGunG]

Turin Turambar

[@panikman3315]

+Bruce Wayne that is a nickname

[@danny90099]

OMG u right only Hobbit have last name

[@dalaios2132]

Bullshit. Legolas Greenleaf, Thorin Oakenshield, Gimli Gloinsson, Barliman Butterbur just to name a few.

[@HackersSun]

I never got how the elves started a war over his crown jewels and completely forgot about them towards the end :P

[@sachimourya1431]

😂😂😂

[@Mimmivs93]

I lost it at "New Preeeeecious" hahahaha

[@jasminememon5646]

That ending tho with legolas. He really is better then all

[@ForeverN00Bish]

Bunbun18 productions He's the mutha fuckin t-rex!

[@atraxuswraithe6031]

Topic of discussion: who would win in a fight between the Witch King of Angmar against Legolas? Cos as much as I like the prince of Mirkwood, the Witch King would kick his sorry ass all the way to Valinor and back six ways to Durin's Day! Just my opinion, but still.

[@ForeverN00Bish]

Atraxus Wraithe I love Legolas but I have to side with the Witch-King. TWK has a bunch of Nazgul as backup and doesn't he also command the Fell beasts? Oh, and magic. Magic is a leg-up.

[@Simplemalk]

Atraxus Wraithe He'd loose 100%, not even close to a fair competition. The only reason that the King is destroyed (being that he's an immortal, usually ethereal spirit that wields a ring of power) was because essentially he had an Achilles' heel in that he could actually be killed by woman. Not even someone like Gandalf stood a chance against the Nazgul at full strength he could only hold them at bay. Also as awesome as elves were in Tolkien, Peter Jackson has just a whole other level of obsession with them.

[@nayylaa]

Simplemalk It'd be an interesting fight. Elves were the ones who defeated Meklor who was far more power that Sauron never mind the Witch-King. It is never actually confirmed that he could not be killed by a Man, this was a prophecy made by Glorfindel who was also an elf capable of killing Balrog's. His prophecy could have been literal meaning Elves, Dwarfs and other creatures of middle could have killed him. The only reason Eowyn was becuase he was weakened from been stabbed by Mary with a "Barrow Blade" which was given to him by Tom Bombadil Gandalf could have easily beaten the Witch-king, but his presence in middle was to guide the free peoples and not to get directly involved. So in short don't count him out so easy. In the books there was no foe Legolas faces that poses any threat to him.

[@Good-Housekeeping]

LEGOlas !!!!!

[@jferry12_]

Badum tssss

[@Kyle_Hubbard]

ja f No.

[@elixxon]

Lego-lass

[@FrankieB119]

barmen0009 Lego Legolas Legless Lego Legolas Legless Legolas's Lego Lass Legless Legolas's Legless Lego Lass

[@yrwestillhere]

Lego Sass

[@grelllestrange]

"Give me back my necklace!" 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 I only sometimes laughed so hard! It just sounds, like it was an extra from a barbie magazine. 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@rebeccathomas2217]

Kili's death is no laughing matter i may never be the same again

[@bluejayprime8953]

+Rebecca Thomas hOW ABOUT FILIS THEY FORGOT ABOUT IT HERE T_T no rly dear hishe people could you maybe give us a solution for their *~near death experience~* too yes pretty please?

[@TheRealIsaakAllen]

The Eagles throughout the Lord of the Rings were examples of deus ex machina. Which roughly translates to "the God machine" meaning it is a writing tool that the hero's can use to solve any and all problems.

[@tenaciousdean6179]

Jack Johnson Eagles ex machina *ding*

[@Loremastrful]

***** Aquila ex machina. Though for parrots its myna ex machina

[@leamJG]

Jack Johnson That's Peter Jackson's fault. They weren't like that in the books.

[@chilliard120]

It actually means "God out of the Machine" but you've got the gist

[@sirjedisentinel]

theguyshadows How? TOLKIEN was the one who wrote them like that. Oh, Bilbo, Gandalf and the dwarves are trapped in trees pursued by goblins and wargs. Eagles. Oh, everyone's outnumbered by goblins at the battle of the five armies. Eagles. Oh, Saruman betrayed Middle-Earth and imprisoned Gandalf on top of the tower of Orthanc. Eagles. Oh, the armies of men are outnumbered by the Sauron's army at the battle of the Black Gate and the Ringwraiths are coming to wipe them out. Eagles. Yes, Jackson took A LOT of creative liberties in making the Hobbit and LOTR films, but (surprisingly) he only had the eagles show up when Tolkein wrote they showed up.

[@xxlCortez]

That Legolas killed me at the end XD

[@RowanArk]

2:05 'YUS!' I absolutely love the way he says this