A Very Potter Sequel - Harry Freakin' Potter

[@kayharris9990]

my friend was like " Who is Darren Criss?" and I looked at her and said very seriously " HE'S HARRY FREAKIN' POTTER!

[@bay4989]

you spelled Sirius wrong

[@caila5542]

"HE KILLED 13 DUCKS BEFORE HE DIED (and I mean people)"

[@Gracehasyoutube]

He is lord Duck is lord He is lord, lord, lord Duck is lord

[@rebekahann27]

@@Gracehasyoutube for some reason that reminded me of "Weasley is our King" 😂

[@asrieldreemurr1988]

that got me laughing

[@starkid9516]

"Platform nine, platform ten. Nothing in between." Later... H: "excuse me sir, could you please help me find platform 9 3/4?" "You are the 700th kid to ask me that today, and I still refuse to believe that it exists!" H: "Please sir, you have to believe me, uh, a bird gave it to me!" lol one of my fave scenes. :)

[@squippites7356]

@thegaytay im dumb whats the metaphor lol

[@ashlynx664]

"I'm Dean Thomas.. YOU WANT SOME BUUBLE GGUUUMM?!?" best part

[@tictac4063]

Nihow Harry potta my name's cho Chang ya'll

[@WisteriaShowOfficial]

+DεϻΘͷ ϭῖrl It's "Ni hao" not "Nihow" xD It's Chinese :D

[@bradenwolf2179]

LunaMetallica, she is western too.

[@nphan08]

No it's HERMIONE CAN'T DRAW HERMIONE CAN'T DRAW

[@tictac4063]

"I can't believe it, this is just so unreal!" "No it's not! Your Harry Potter. Your the coolest god damn kid in the entire world. And you better get used to it!" BEST LINE

[@yumisayama4110]

You're*

[@Daynabananas]

"murderous DOG like sirius black" i see what they did there.

[@lwp2001]

very sneaky script writers... *_very_* *_sneaky_*

[@Evander.loution]

YOU ARE THE 700TH KID TO ASK ME THAT AND I STILL REFUSE TO BELIVIE IT EXISTS H:PLEASE SIR I GOT A LETTER FROM HOGWARTS... PLEASE SIR A BIRD GAVE ME IT THE LAST PART CRACKS ME UP

[@castlinok]

rita’s voice is FIRE AND IM HERE FOR IT

[@lwp2001]

I KNOW LIKE THAT 2:44 NOTE AT ?!!?!?!?! HOW HER VOICE GOES UP WHEN SHE SINGS "POTTER" AND NOBODY IS EVEN TALKING ABOUT ITTTT

[@anielajablonska9955]

Jamie Lynn Beatty for you guys. I love her more than Lauren.

[@jaycetaylor8349]

@@anielajablonska9955 what thats JAIME?

[@katarinarose3379]

@@jaycetaylor8349 yup

[@kiki8792]

@@jaycetaylor8349 ya

[@marsiemalloww]

I love how they turn a sad line into a very energetic one: "LONG AGO THEY DIED!!!"

[@rykerlewis3440]

Cho is a year older than Harry and then gets held back a year

[@trishaverne1157]

And Ginny is a year younger but here, graduates the same year.

[@pippadee8266]

maybe everyone was held back a year and Cho was held back two because their all stupid doofuses

[@jackpaugh7982]

Omg "Keep your nose clean, kid, and don't take any wooden Sickles" most underrated lyric ever

[@teddyf.6974]

"He killed thirteen ducks before they caught him! And I mean people!"

[@kat8133]

Rita Skeetah here!

[@HilaryLudkin-Finnie]

DUCK IS LORD.

[@makara_at_heart8827]

24 dislikes? That Snape and his trumping butt.

[@juliasugijanto1972]

Actually it doesn't really sound like that ya know?

[@lwp2001]

@@juliasugijanto1972 bishwat

[@lexallen3031]

Stop it! Stop it! That doesn't sound anything like my butt!

[@bace914]

Thanks Herman!

[@nicolewigdortz8963]

Thanks schlongbottom

[@youdoitcausewesayso]

"Did somebody say Harry Potter?" Me: No, they said 'Harry Freakin' Potter'. God, Skeeter, get your facts right!

[@teruhashi-is-a-goddess3847]

That is literally impossible for Rita Skeeter and u know it 😂

[@sonysososh]

I love Rita Skeeter in here I can't help :'D

[@Paigewheelersworld11]

LONG AGO THEY DIED

[@elmo2488]

man, that solo part at the end??? That's gold. I'm a maaan!

[@cyndinashoba9041]

Freakin' Catchy song

[@VM-lw1me]

+Howl Feather Phoenix OMG IM A HUFFLEPUFF TOO.... youre so right this song is so catchy that it chaugt the flare but sadly Newt gave up his immunity to save it... damn you page 250.... sorry my maze runner monster kinda took over in the middle of that sentence... :D :D :D :D

[@philisamazinganddanjustfel3640]

I'm a Hufflepuff too. I kinda just assumed u were in Hufflepuff cause of ur profile pic.💛

[@nicolewigdortz8963]

What the hell is a hufflepuff

[@seans1312]

@@nicolewigdortz8963Well, I FIND this to be very amusing.

[@zoetheepic1125]

Omg... This was uploaded on Harry's birthday... *crafts*

[@nylatlas8138]

hi pham

[@robbiesphotosdrive9234]

Phan-mail from Hogwarts WE R HAMILY

[@robbiesphotosdrive9234]

Phamily**

[@mariannemarns5286]

Idk why but I found “long ago the DIED” so hilarious 😂😂

[@z6787]

Me too!!😂😂😂😂

[@aliceazzo]

I love how Ron just sums up the entire backstory in like, one line. And he does it REALLY WELL!

[@MayzeSigSzalay]

I dunno, Brian's (the actor's) delivery is comedic genius and that's how his musical character is supposed to be, over the top and funny. Plus, the fact that Seamus is so Irish in the books, I think they made him extra Cockney to play on that. I mean his rendition of It by Stephen King would not have been as awesome as it was with a half-assed Irish accent. :)

[@alicewood1136]

"27 Dislikes? What you talkin' 'bout Dumbledore?"

[@cdr1019]

4:17 I dunno why, but I love the sound of Darren's voice the most at that one moment

[@lwp2001]

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

[@FairyBubblePuppy]

When I first saw AVPM I was like, "Hey isn't that the dude from glee?" Suddenly Glee got a whole lot awesomer just because Harry Freakin Potter is in it!! I like Darren in AVPM better though, of course

[@mimig7548]

Bloody hell! ITS HARRRY POOOOOOOOO

[@Rose-df6hx]

Lol

[@lwp2001]

errr idk more like BLUHE ELL IS ARREH POHAAAAAAAA

[@kylierodman7567]

@@lwp2001 My Dad likes saying that, and now whenever he says that I think of Seamus from AVPS

[@naomiway9995]

I just discovered Starkid this week and I've watched AVPM, AVPS, Firebringer, The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals, and half of Twisted.

[@Ballin4Vengeance]

Yep… pretty much. Happens.

[@TigerPrawn_]

Damn it took me about a year to watch all those after discovering them!

[@tabbyroxs04]

I like the way that Seamus has a cockney accent, even though he's Irish XD

[@xXMusicSpeaksXx]

"This is all so sad, i mean my mom and dad died long ago" "Long ago they died!" BEST PART!

[@ast1867]

My sister asked who Darren criss was and we had the following conversation. Sister: who's Darren criss? Me: Who's... (can't believe ears) WHO'S DARREN CRISS? Sister: yeah, who is he? Me: He's, you know... *sings* HARRY FREAKIN POTTER! *talks* no? Sister:.... Me:**long sigh**.... Blaine. Sister: OH, yeah, he's cool! Me: .......

[@lwp2001]

who is blaine

[@lwp2001]

@RosePetalProductions I think Darren was in glee so probably that maybe

[@MathPikachu]

Didn't think I could like any song as much as the ones from AVPM...this song proved me wrong

[@Voxnn]

If only I could marry a song...

[@Clynn18]

Those days when you just think "No. I'm Harry Freaking Potter. Everything's awesome for me so y'all better get used to it."

[@paddy_black]

Ok, it's half past midnight, I'm sitting alone in my room, headphones on and rocking to this song. Best way to spend a night ever :D

[@Leifisnotaleaf]

You're Harry Freakin' Potter! You don't understand You're a legend, man To us all! Every son and daughter Safe! From You-Know-Who All because of you! You were small, But I wonder if you can recall... Long story short, This guy, (Whispered) Voldemort Was super cruel... Voldemort? Shhh! He tried to kill you And your parents, And this is where it Gets intensely cool... Even though you were A tiny little boy You shoulda died but you Survived and then destroyed This evil guy and it's A story we enjoy to tell... You're Harry Freakin' Potter! We don't prefer Gandalf, Merlin, or Oz. You're a whole lot hotter! With that lighting scar, You're a superstar to us all! If we're in trouble, we know who to call! You're Harry Freakin' Potter! I wouldn't wince at all, You're invincible From all harm! Like Betty Crocker... Oooh! I wanna eat you up No one'll beat you up With that charm Remember, Harry, kid You're the Boss You're the King You're the Bomb! But this is all so sad I mean, my Mom and Dad Were killed, long ago... Long ago they died! I wanna be psyched But being unliked Is all I know... All he knows, that's why... I never thought I'd be A part of such a fate An opportunity Eleven years late... I guess it's time for me To step up to the plate And show 'em that I'm something great! I'm Harry Freakin' Potter! I'll do what I can If what you say I am Is true I can't be bothered By my awful past I've found at last Something I can do So it's time I knew Exactly who I am... I'm Harry Freakin' Potter! You're Harry Freakin' Potter! I'm/You're Harry Freakin' Potter! And I'm the Man! Harry Freakin' Potter!

[@laurenrobinson4508]

25 dislikes? Thanks Hermione

[@juliasheehan6011]

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT JAFAR

[@bradenwolf2179]

Damn those wizard cops!

[@juliasugijanto1972]

Lauren Robinson isn't it hermin?

[@JermirCaesar]

Hermione can't draw, Hermione can't draw, Hermione ... can't... draw!

[@bace914]

THANKS HERMAN!

[@TheAwesomeOne1ooo]

Jaime did a great job as Rita.

[@no1phantomfreak]

I love AVPM fandom! We're all so into all of their songs, and the harry potter movies and books. No one disses each other, theres never any other arguments on the comments section, no dislikes - all we do is click like buttons on everyones comments and comment ourselves on how awesoem HARYY FRICKEN POTTER IS!!! WOOT!!! Darren Criss = GENIUS! I love that he can forget all his lines in a show and STILL have anyone begging him to come to their state/country. True starkid starpower ;)

[@lwp2001]

Am i the only who found it like REALLY catchy at 1:03 when its like voldemort gasp shh

[@seans1312]

I love that part too XD

[@NamanSood1396]

"Long ago they dieed!" How the hell can someone be cheerful about the death of James and Lily Potter?

[@randomfandoms6769]

Hearing Voldemort being talked about like he was in the books and movies is so weird, knowing how he is in the musicals.

[@zebedeethecat]

"You're a whole lot hotter..." Oh, Darren. He so wrote that for lols and under the full awareness that hes Harry :D

[@lipsouldivorceparty2k197]

Forty two dislikes? It was the Hogwarts jaguar.

[@cherryride12]

"long ago they died"... my favourite line in the whole musical!!

[@katrinafraser9746]

3:35 if this isn't your favourite part of this song, do you _even_ have _ears_

[@danfan099]

Schlongbottom... oh man, I will never get over that.

[@tatianabell1873]

Ron holding his red vines though😂😂😂

[@peterevans6480]

I wish they made a studio produced version of this!!! I love this songgggggggg

[@z6787]

3:28 kills me every time!!😂😂😂

[@Rose-df6hx]

People at my school : WANT SUM BUBBLEGUUUUUUUUUM

[@meepmeep1754]

2:56 I always thought it was: 'remember Harry, kid, you're the boss, you're the king, you're the MAN', but yesterday I rewatched AVPS (for the idkhowmuch time) and it's actually 'remember Harry, kid, you're the boos, you're the king, you're the BOMB'! Or at least they said 'bomb' in the subtitles

[@ARandomWorld]

I like how everyone gives the responsibility of telling Harry about his past to Ron. :)

[@engergirlaj1655]

17 DISLIKES???!!!???!!! THANKS HERMAN

[@lizardinabigwizardhat]

Goddammit Herman

[@drivingwren]

cecelia marcucci It's Hermione you idiot.

[@кяѕт-е3ы]

@@drivingwren he means Herman On a very potter sequel when harry and ron cant pronounce Hermione's name your the idiot.

[@mckenziechristian8463]

Ravenclaw Writer 🤦‍♀️

[@bace914]

YEAH HERMAN! LETS SEE YOU DRAW SOMETHING RIGHT HERE INFRONT IF EVERYONE!

[@SuperAwesomePeach]

i can't get enough of this song so its now my ringtone, so when some1 calls or texts its gonna be like "YOUR HARRY FREAKIN' POTTER"

[@pixel824]

Whenever I listen to this I zone out and do whatever I need to do, but my brain always focuses on the song when Rita shows up and says "Did somebody say Harry Potter? Rita Skeeter here" and I just burst out into giggles. It's weird

[@Marianne_L]

I keep getting this stuck in my head!!! Aah - I keep singing it around the house!!!

[@greybot7457]

BLOODY ELL ITS ARRY OTTER!

[@IidoliseJohnnyDepp]

I love this song and Darren and all of the Starkid cast and crew

[@shoptilidrop1994]

This has been stuck in my head ALL. DAY. Through two exams, helping my sister move, and it played in my dreams when I fell asleep. So I'm going to listen to it now.

[@dramagal19]

I work at a movie theater and someone came in and he goes "I'm here to see Harry Freakin' Potter" and started laughing so hard I was crying. When the guy went in to his movie my manager asked me why I was laughing so I shoewed him the video and he had the whole team watch it. Word of mouth. Amazing

[@JokerzPrincezz]

Dude, I started humming this in my Theatre class a few days ago, and like two other kids started up with me, next thing I know were all singing it and Im singing Darrens part, it was freaking awsome!!!!

[@TheWheezyfan]

THANK YOU

[@ceciliagray6862]

Like Betty Crocker

[@jekyllandcyde]

Harley Craig nowell grey Betty Crocker :')

[@imonkeybee]

Novanne Spirid A cakes brand

[@caila5542]

+Hannathemusical Satan*

[@kinkanalchemist]

*triggered Homestuck noises*

[@sardinz1]

Everytime I see anything HP related, this song comes into my head

[@lepantheon491]

Do I have freaking (potter) shivers while listening to that, having no idea why but not giving any shit ? Yeah.

[@anielajablonska9955]

And thus was born the biggest ego in the world... and also, I'm not entirely sure if a kid will want to be friends with you if the first thing you tell him is how his parents died (or about his dad's traitor friend), redvines are preferable

[@TyneeBubbles]

Trying to watch Philosopher's Stone right now and all I keep thinking in my head is this song XD. I'll never be able to watch the movies the same way again. Thanks Starkid!

[@5amisntlate]

"You're a legend man to us all..." true to every word

[@vinnyrocks5886]

BLOODY 'ELL IT"S 'ERRY POOTTTAHH

[@starkidvizsla]

New. Favorite. Song!!!!!! It is TOTALLY AWESOME!!!!!!

[@miaxoxo123654]

that totally awesome moment when you realize you know the whole dance to this and start doing it. and then someone walks in and goes 'what the devil is going on hereeeeee?'

[@magpie7938]

This so good at demonstrating how Harry Freakin' Potter became the person people expected

[@ssyed2099]

this song is so nostalgic

[@thatoneperson147]

i got all of my friends addicted to this! it spread through the dark corners of back stage in tech crew.

[@Zappyzap16]

I was watching the Glee Project and it was the episode where Darren Criss was visiting and I was all like "He looks so different with short hair!!"

[@JavaDebo]

Oooooh, how much they have grown. Beautyfull

[@JokerzPrincezz]

This song just makes me happy. I gave my friend this HUGE hug after she told me bout AVPM. XD I never would have found it other ways. Now Ima StarKid, YEAH BOY!!!! XD

[@Chachabugergurl]

i love this song, and i LOVE when the backround singers sang "LONG AGO THEY DIED!" its like...why?? thats suppose to be sad haha

[@magpie7938]

1:10 oh dont mind me i just want to replay my favorite part

[@haleydearest]

i wish i could be as awesome and creative as starkid. this is just so fab/hilarious/ witty.

[@msseveruslily]

clearly Draco has 5 KZbin accounts

[@mermaid0tails]

starkid is so great! I love it! I wish I was a starkid! That would be so cool!

[@LuvFood100]

Sirius is a dog when he turns into an animal. (his animagus) and yeah since he's (supposedly) a murderer. 'Murderous dog like sirius black' :))

[@randomeese]

''i wouldn't wince at all, you're invicable!'' the rhymes in this are pure genius! :P

[@naominakashima2331]

I'M HARRY FREAKIN POTTER!!!

[@hryptrrcks]

I've become so nostalgic for Harry Potter that I literally cry everytime I hear this song. It would be funny if I were kidding.

[@msradioblast]

like betty crocker [oooh] i wanna eat you up.

[@contemptLOVESsilence]

I love it so much! ♥

[@TotoroCuddlesx]

BLOODY 'ELL!!! ITS ARRY POOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA xx OMG Seamus = my favourite character out of avpm and avps put together! xx wish he could've been both xx

[@Twilightloverfanpire]

This song gets stuck in my head sometimes. I enjoy it immensely.

[@umbclaw6754]

16 dislikes? HOW DAAAAAARE THEY?

[@zoey4812]

This all Ja'far's fault

[@sfoster.23]

Thanks hermin

[@elliedean1164]

Umbclaw God you little shit, stop burning down farms!!

[@paigewood8945]

Now 17

[@delfinascorofitz9840]

DID SOMEBODY DIDN'T TEXT UMBRIDGE BACK??!?!!?!? IF YOU GOT HER TEXT, TEXT HER BACK!!!!!!!

[@cimfamhunter8415]

If I ever meet Darren Criss, I will sing this

[@siriusblacktruelove5572]

Whenever I see Darren on GLEE I'm always like "LOOK IT'S HARRY FREAKIN POTTER!!!"

[@sportacusbitch9938]

I LOVE bubblegum!

[@dancer4life077]

THANK YOU!!! All of the Directioners are like, "OMG I'm so proud of how far 1D has come in the past 2 years!" But they didn't do anything themselves to get famous except audition! Simon Cowell put them together and somebody else writes their songs! The Starkids have been riding on pure talent for 3 years and they still don't get the appreciation they deserve! The Starkids didn't even mean to get famous! (I apologize for my rant)

[@XxMadAboutPotterxX]

Sooooo much love!

[@Evelyn4eva]

You have no idea how much I want to burst into class one day and belt out "I'M HARRY FREAKING POTTER" (etc etc)

[@AwesomeFatKitty]

A lot of the actors played more than one part because it's not like they had a HUGE cast so I'm not really that surprised.

[@isabelbamf]

I walked around school all day just randomly going " YOU'RE HARRY FREAKIN POTTER!"

[@Aresman70]

"He killed thirteen ducks before they caught him, and I mean people." AVPS Rita Skeeter - so much better than Rita Skeeter in the books.