HISTORY OF THE WORLD, I GUESS | Reaction!

[@TheAditya_Gupta]

Friend:- Hey wanna hangout at 2:00 pm Me:- *"No! The sun is deadly laser"*

[@ainke]

Now, there's a blanket ~ (ozone)

[@flaminmongrel6955]

Never talk to that guy again only monsters go hangout at 2 PM ffs.

[@rupakardhruv6533]

@@flaminmongrel6955 why monsters hangout in afternoon. He said 2:00 pm not am. In india at 2:00 pm the sun become hot.

[@flaminmongrel6955]

@@rupakardhruv6533 I fuckin know he said 2 pm I would rather hang out at 2 am than 2 pm in summer and I'm from India too.

[@andyb1653]

@@flaminmongrel6955 I avoid the number "2" always, just to be safe. And I live in Canada.

[@Neppix_]

Teacher: it takes years to know everything the world has to offer Bill Wurtz:

[@TonywasatTWICELIGHT]

*lobster lifting a weight* :"observe"

[@Anonymous-uw4sr]

You can never know everything

[@openthinker6562]

I But you can know a bit of everything.

[@Anonymous-uw4sr]

@@openthinker6562 No..

[@9yearoldepicgamersoldier129]

@@Anonymous-uw4sr Yes...

[@amlanmajumdar3898]

Should have never left the water

[@ashquackk]

Now imagine if we were all fishes but still intelligent species! Mind Blown!

[@CarlosMZ12268]

@@ashquackk except intelligence wouldn't exactly be that useful or necessary in an underwater environment so it's unlikely it would even develop (water mammals are thought to have returned to the ocean after a little stroll on land though, so yeah, they had to leave first).

[@ashquackk]

@@CarlosMZ12268 Agreed to some extent. But then again, your argument is based off of life as we know it. However, evolution could have taken a different turn.

[@prakharverma1671]

@@CarlosMZ12268 Underwater weapons, underwater cities? 🔥🔥

[@j1407bmoon]

Atlantis. Aquaman.

[@psychotech3927]

19:00 "that's over simplification" ... you just then realized?

[@silkwesir1444]

the Dan Brown effect

[@ramsey_ajr1702]

@@moonshot9056 If he made an in-depth version the video would be an entire universe long.

[@vornamenachname8381]

@Antun Šturlić So was mine 😂

[@blasttrash]

@Antun Šturlić which country?

[@blasttrash]

@@vornamenachname8381 which country?

[@darshan81]

I love the Gandhi bit 😂. Gandhi: HI , I'm Gandhi and if British doesn't get the hell outta here then I'm gonna starve myself in the public.... Wow, That worked?

[@No_One1231]

Gandhi is overrated 😂

[@suyashawasthi1]

@@No_One1231Says the guys who get their history from internet.

[@No_One1231]

@@suyashawasthi1 lol your comment makes no sense actually and sounds a dumb one

[@garimagupta7397]

@@No_One1231 noo!! Actually there are Soo many people who died for our country.. and he was about to divide Kashmir too .. but he was killed .. he is actually overrated

[@garimagupta7397]

@@No_One1231 you have many things to learn about our history brooo..

[@aspekt1146]

So technically if we go back far enough we’re all related to the same microscopic speck. Hi cousins 👊🏻

[@UserName-dt3kc]

No I’m an alien

[@paustockli]

Oh we’re fucked guys

[@transfemengimain]

AssassinX Everyone who has a child has committed incest

[@AVGyerra22]

Hey step sis ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@clownroshi3566]

@@AVGyerra22 bru

[@najrenchelf2751]

Just putting that out there - that video took 11 MONTHS to make!

[@c_f0rce]

@nafia morris You're an idiot.

[@mickeymoose636]

nafia morris bruh what

[@davedammitt7691]

@nafia morris "neil degrass tyson confirms this" LOL! But what does Kim Kardashian say?

[@briannamcdaniel266]

The HELL y'all fighting about?! What's done is DONE!

[@gabedubois3580]

@ryan norris no one really knows what happened back then. everyone's just making educated guesses.

[@npatch]

Fun fact, that "you can make a religion out of this, no don't" part was not just comedy. I looked it up and turns out Robespierre tried to make a religion called Cult of the Supreme Being, which obviously didn't last since he died.

[@jeffreysmith236]

And then good old young Adolph so admired the French Revolution and what Robespierre created that he promised to recreate it in Germany. So he was a disciple of it, and there do seem to be many disciples around today, though they are probably unaware of their connection to Robespierre.

[@mormacil]

@@jeffreysmith236Except the little Austrian guy was a Christian, believer of the occult and in direct opposition the Robespierre ‘s Cult of Reason. Both had horrid ideas but the Austrian guy was a Christian as was his entire party.

[@jeffreysmith236]

@@mormacil His party was not Christian, there was NOTHING Christian about them, they were PAGAN, and he specifically states in Mein Kampf that he wants to recreate the French Revolution.

[@mormacil]

@@jeffreysmith236 In the 1939 census 98.5% of the citizens off Nazi Germany identified as Christian. The nazi party also banned pagan practitioners like astrologers, witches and other pagan priests, precisely for being pagan and not good Christian. In 1936 the protestant state church was founded led by a nazi. The catholic church was effectively abolished as tends to happen in protestant countries. The largest religious affiliation in the country was a nazi led Christian church. The idea they weren't Christian is ludicrous. Hans Kerrl was a devout Christian, delusional of course as he believed the old testament was tainted by Jewish conspiracy but he firmly believed the state should cleanse Christianity from the Jewish influence and make it proper. He also supported the LDS remaining in Nazi Germany. Which given their racist views was an easy sell. Anyway check this nice German prayer: Schütze, Herr, mit starker Hand unser Volk und Vaterland! Laß' auf unsres Führers Pfade leuchten Deine Huld und Gnade! Weck' in unserem Herz aufs neue deutscher Ahnen Kraft und Treue! Und so laß' uns stark und rein Deine deutschen Kinder sein! This translates roughly as: Protect, O Lord, with strength of hand, Our people and our fatherland! Allow upon our leader's course To shine your mercy and your grace! Awaken in our hearts anew Our German bloodline, loyalty, and strength! And so allow us, strong and pure, To be your German youth! Does that read polytheistic pagan to you? And what Hitler said in a book he wrote ages ago and what he did when in power are entirely different things.

[@josephbrowning4220]

Nazi Germany was an overwhelmingly Christian nation with similarly overwhelmingly self-identified Christian leadership. A census in May 1939, six years into the Nazi era and after the annexation of mostly Catholic Austria and mostly Catholic Czechoslovakia into Germany, indicates that 54% of the population considered itself Protestant, 41% considered itself Catholic, 3.5% self-identified as Gottgläubig (lit. "believing in God"), and 1.5% as "atheist". Protestants were over-represented in the Nazi Party's membership and electorate, and Catholics were under-represented. (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_Nazi_Germany)

[@nitishsavarni5484]

I blinked just once 500 million years passed away

[@akirashinsa]

Like Shiva

[@manilkasheran2934]

I love how the "History repeats itself if we don't learn from it" is emphasized on the video

[@J0113]

how's china? back togetheeeeer xd

[@Beeba10]

19:02 "Wow, that's . . . over-simplification." I mean, can you blame him? He did the history of the ENTIRE WORLD in a little over 20 minutes. Everything was really over-simplified so he could fit it all in without the video being like a year long lol

[@theredpillneo2296]

The whole thing was over simplified lmao

[@Beeba10]

@@theredpillneo2296 That's what I said, lol

[@theredpillneo2296]

BeebaLazyVlogs like it’s literally the point lmao

[@Random_user_8472]

It's over simplified and f*cking accurate at the same time, brought with a good sense of humor. Perfection.

[@skerlp836]

Bill Wurtz: *History fact* Girl: *Shocked and disgusted*

[@Keyecomposer]

Why do people keep commenting this dumb shit, she's obviously reacting to how much information the creator was able to cram into the video so quickly, so many idiots in this comment section not realizing this.

[@mael4260]

@@Keyecomposer stop commenting about comments

[@jurassictheory6494]

@@mael4260 Stop commenting about commenting on comments

[@austeague]

@Jurassic Theory stop commenting on people commenting on people commenting on comments

[@jurassictheory6494]

@@austeague stop commenting on people commenting on people commenting on people on comments

[@Gregblock]

Video:*mentions a basic historical fact* Girl: *shakes head in amazements and or disgust*

[@mahendra_devalkar]

You're Mad 😂😂

[@gutsovernuts3553]

@@mahendra_devalkar Indeed...it's like the simplified version of basic history. She is acting like she never lived on earth 乁( •_• )ㄏ

[@Keyecomposer]

@@gutsovernuts3553 Why do people keep commenting this dumb shit, she's obviously reacting to how much information the creator was able to cram into the video so quickly, so many idiots in this comment section not realizing this.

[@Stove10706]

You're Mad soooo true

[@Keyecomposer]

@@Stove10706 Are they though? You realize you're probably agreeing with an incel right?

[@swirlyorange847]

3:53 her expression is priceless

[@UNPLEASANT_GRADIENTT]

:O

[@cluster4583]

And how she smiles Right after that for no reason

[@vertigo5558]

I am an Indian and before watching this video I never realised how much worth India held at one point in history.... Our time will come again..

[@VergilArcanis]

I think most of the world was dependent on India in some fashion. Might still be.

[@ZakhadWOW]

while I dont particularly take sides in specific internal party politics in India, it is clear to me that Modi is rapidly pissing off a LOT of the world, who are horrified by his ignoring the true menace behind Russia's brutal invasion and civilian obliteration. But because it works for his politics to buy all that cheap oil from desperate Russia, he doesnt care who is suffering. Mohandas, Nehru, and Indira are all screaming at the universe over the irreparable damage he is doing. I'm not personally insisting that India support Ukraine, but the only truly decent thing to do for humanitarian purposes is to NOT bankroll the systematic destruciton of a completely innocent nation as far as your own is concerned.

[@xcaliber4141]

It can

[@Mo_Mudabber]

It won’t your country has shitty infrastructure and shitty racist party in charge rn 😂💀

[@noakeyharding9437]

@@ZakhadWOW innocent nation does not exist, if i had to pick a side betwen Russia and Ukraine i would chose Ukrain but still they are far from innocent...

[@Merco81]

If we ever get visited by Aliens and they happen to learn english, this would be a pretty good primer for them I'd say, lol!

[@lucapiemonti3584]

I feel like if that happens we have a 3-way-split chance of being either idolized, despised by the universe or just plain old disintegrated.

[@ZeloticMemes]

@GT go back to Texas pls

[@ZeloticMemes]

@GT nvm go back to the middle east i guess then pls (no racism just discrimination of religions)

[@hitlermussolini4601]

1:24 timestamp for those who want to skip the sponsor

[@UNPLEASANT_GRADIENTT]

@cacerpop i think about like 20:46 maybe?

[@adamtak3128]

14:32 The girl seemed pissed at martin luther haha

[@Theohybrid]

Must be Catholic or the cursing but, apart from that, it's very accurate. He was dissatisfied with the state or the church like paying out of "purgatory" which isnt mentioned at all in the holy bible.

[@gamingrexshow1832]

Yeah haha

[@about37ninjas]

@@Theohybrid Neither is Sola Scriptura but he went with it anyways.

[@vodkainglassofstalinium1221]

Girl, Which rock were you under ? She looks as if she has seen human history for the first time and is just flabbergasted and surprised to see humans existing !

[@azeTrom17]

Ikr Modern American education (smh)

[@channonikelman2041]

Like Nathan said, a LOT of americans, people in general really, just dont know this stuff. I know some one who until a couple weeks ago didnt know what a gas giant is or how big Jupiter is compaired to everything else in the solar system. Its depressing really.

[@soobak1235]

Chad Ikelman it just shows how shitty the education system is

[@gourabsarker6895]

Well to be fair she watched karl Sagan cosmos series on Netflix so she gets a pass. Of all the zillion shows that can be watched on Netflix, she picked an educational one. Let's honestly agree we all were at some point bored and sleeping in history classes and somehow muddled through them in school, only to get reinterested in history later in life when a movie or a tv/web series got made "based on true events".

[@goldensun2787]

@@channonikelman2041 I'm American and everyone knows that. Obviously some of this stuff was new to me but most of us aren't as dumb as people say

[@lold143]

19:03 “that’s over simplification” Well no shit the whole vid is the oversimplified history of the entire world :DDDD

[@TheCouto11]

Thats why he said that lol

[@jimskywaker4345]

Wrong channel

[@Χριζαϊων_Ζηνόβῐος]

Yo, I was scrolling through the comments while it was still playing and that part played as soon as I read this. Take your black magic somewhere else

[@thanushb3324]

Tamil Kings... NO ONE CONQUERES TAMIL KINGS..,😎😎💥 (8:29)

[@rajas3kar]

🤘🏽

[@akshat8710]

Except the fucking british.

[@mauri1282]

Thanush B Who are the Tamil Kings?....

[@jithio]

8:24 thank me later 👍

[@abilliondreams8046]

😂😂😍

[@kl6902]

Ok can I just say how refreshing it is to see INTELLIGENT people reacting to this video?? 😂 I’ve been on a binge watching reactions and 99.99% of those people know next to nothing about anything 🙄 Like come on, this guy put SO much funny shit in this video and NO ONE catches it lol

[@sacredspectralsword6145]

@@kyonas6047 who are you so wise in the ways of science? for real tho, my mans really just compared knowing basic world history to being a nerd lol !

[@aidankrapf428]

knowledge does not equal intelligence

[@aidankrapf428]

but yes most people watching this are fuckin retarded lmao

[@paquinraino8180]

watch "No protocol" reaction

[@panner11]

I agree. Feels like a lot of comments are saying they're reacting like they don't know anything, but those commenters just don't know how to read people. Seems obvious to me they're reacting to the crazy way that the video presents the information, not the information itself. They seem to have pretty good comprehension of things to me, especially compared to most reactions I've watched. The people that actually don't know things they usually have very little reactions and are just glazed over.

[@jatilq]

The first time I truly envy people who smoke weed.

[@abhinavtinku]

Bruh, I was high and landed on the video. Mind blown

[@theinternet1424]

There are other reasons to envy us, such as the fact that we can laugh at Freddy Got Fingered.

[@theredpillneo2296]

are u talking about the guy who made it or the reactors 😂

[@EmilianoAC1]

The Internet Freddy got Fingered is a Masterpiece what are you saying?

[@theinternet1424]

@@EmilianoAC1 Yeah, but it's a much masterer piece when you're high. It's twice as good, Gordon becomes a much better animator, farmer and obstetrician.

[@BradyPostma]

I've watched this Bill Wurtz video like 20 times, plus like 30 reaction videos. I was already a history nerd, but there's just so such a massive amount of stuff in that video that it still kinda blows my mind

[@rougeandrei9095]

No one: Not even one living being: Girl:*shakes head the entire time*

[@nerkalerk]

she probably believes in creationism.

[@RevsAndWheels]

Indians:- So you've chosen death..

[@Fyrecide]

You haven't seen many people watch this huh?

[@rougeandrei9095]

@@Fyrecide Yuh

[@cluster4583]

@@RevsAndWheels I have no idea what are you talking about

[@finntinus2719]

He said "France and not-France" but what he meant was "Germany and part of Germany who doesn't knows it yet." Greetings from Germany

[@the_phoe]

"Holy Roman Empire. Which in fact is just germany but doesn't know it yet" Greetings from France

[@kapsh94]

After all of the hours listening to podcasts about the rise and fall of the Mongol empire and seeing that covered in a sentence in this video, and then realizing that all of human history is a fraction compared to the existence of the Earth. It really humbles me to how truly insignificant we are in the grand scale of the universe and time. I also had a strong edible before watching this, live life and love/appreciate the ones close to you. Life is finite and there's no sequel.

[@sabrinaevans8746]

The presentation was hilarious and serious at the same time. I love it

[@callumcowan7047]

Alright Jaby I'll give you some credit for putting effort into the skillshare plug

[@Chazcam_Gaming]

15:53 You could make a religion out of thi- NO DONT!

[@jeffreysmith236]

but they did

[@ABeastG]

@@jeffreysmith236 in my basement

[@विभाकीरसोईविभासिंह]

i would love it if my history teacher teach me history just like it

[@prateekgrewal4717]

Trust me, You would've killed the teacher then.

[@xkcman]

Kudos to the beautiful Lady for paying attention to every second of this vid and taking it all in. Such a joy to watch someone grasping this like I did the first time.

[@marijamijokovic3737]

Teachers:It takes years to master everything that the world has to offer Bill Wurtz: *I am four parallel universes ahead of you*

[@chaosknight8428]

We succeeded in taking that picture [from deep space], and, if you look at it, you see a dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever lived, lived out their lives. The aggregate of all our joys and sufferings, thousands of confident religions, ideologies and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilizations, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every hopeful child, every mother and father, every inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every superstar, every supreme leader, every saint and sinner in the history of our species, lived there on a mote of dust, suspended in a sunbeam. The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that in glory and in triumph they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of the dot on scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner of the dot. How frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds. Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity - in all this vastness - there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves. It is up to us. It's been said that astronomy is a humbling, and I might add, a character-building experience. To my mind, there is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly and compassionately with one another and to preserve and cherish that pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known. - Carl Sagan Pale Blue Dot speech Truly puts our lives into perspective and is quite humbling.

[@tinyperson3203]

K

[@trasheater69]

is it just me or did I not read any of that except the bottom?...and thanks for the information I didn’t read!

[@Theohybrid]

It's really important that we should stick together on this small place we inhabit. All the grand gestures of conquering and self importance doesn't matter. If you had an ambition. Itll be replaced eventually by someone else. The most you can do is have compassion and aim for the highest good with your fellow man because you've only got 1 life existing on this pale blue dot.

[@quno5174]

Imagine if you could make a career on KZbin by just watching a video not saying anything unless something controversial is said or shown.

[@PersianPlatypus]

Hate less

[@jaszthebest]

You should watch his other channel. He don't just watch. He explains the video in detail, what he thought about it, what other might think, he compares it to other similar things(like he did in this video), etc. This video is just so heavy that in the end u can't think or comment much.

[@arebutwords5102]

Well here we are

[@ellabella1924]

PersianPlatypus smile more don't let then know what you against or what your for.

[@burnerBreakdown]

Ella Bella you can’t be serious.. you wanna get ahead? fools who run their mouths off wind up dead.

[@richardlandrum1966]

Single most important sentence in all of history: And they've got SPICES!!!

[@NitroCigarette]

You need to check out his other video ''The history of Japan''

[@devverma144]

He has already seen it. He told it near the end of the video.

[@NitroCigarette]

@@devverma144 Seeing it and doing a video are different things. Can still share thoughts on it. Though, I'll do a search and see if he put a video out on it, don't recall though.

[@devverma144]

@@NitroCigarette He didn't. I meant he has seen it. Nothing more than that.

[@NitroCigarette]

@@devverma144 I know you meant he has seen it, overall. I was mostly thinking out loud, about searching to see if he had done a video on it.

[@fenolitto]

This really is the best reaction to this video on KZbin. It really is. You both just devolve into 7 year olds trying to learn, yet maintain enough presence in the now to get the humor. Well done.

[@shebahammy]

5:22 as soon as she heard it you could see the regret in her face

[@eastonandcarsencardboardbo3677]

4:26

[@bikashbarman3716]

Everyone's after Indian spices and gems, the golden bird

[@JakkFrost1]

"That's over-simplification" he says about only _one_ moment in the entire video.

[@einarrosenqvist2190]

I love how in the first halv They were excited and laughing and the second half They just stared 😂

[@mrinalmitra802]

You got a lot of indian fans good luck for this channel and keep doing it

[@vineethk133]

It's literally 100 percent indians

[@abcdeeeeff]

Mrinal mitra fun fact he made this channel for non indians but u came here too.

[@meteoramaravati]

@@abcdeeeeff literally 50% of this video is about India 😂

[@benodaboy]

"That's over simplification" It's the history of the entire world in 20 minutes. What did you expect.

[@martinsharrett1872]

I think it was author koester who said, "the most consistent sound which reverberates through the history of mankind is the beating of war drums".

[@xNYRmike]

Girl: “like I watched part of his old series on Netflix” Guy: “Cool story bro, I read the book” 😂😂

[@Enrique-Garcia]

"If Britain doesn't get the hell out of India, I'm going to starve myself. Wow, that worked?" "That's oversimplification!" ..... .... and the rest of the video isn't!?

[@annakilifa331]

Survival of the fittest doesn't mean survival of the physically strongest, it means survival of the ones who fit in best in their environment. It's basically survival of the best adapted.

[@kblixt]

Has Jaby done history of Japan yet?

[@rhythmkhandelwal2940]

No

[@JeromePrometheus]

why?

[@iforgotmyname8330]

That video was even funnier. When Japan said to Russia "Can you maybe chill?", I totally lost it 😂😂

[@Goregreet]

The woman's facial expressions is why we watch reaction videos Fkn brilliant😂

[@vindiesel682]

Roses are red Cows say moo I have one like Why is it blue

[@NAAHexe]

do you know what does a cow without lips say

[@NAAHexe]

Oooo

[@tanyah-b9809]

@@NAAHexe HA!

[@alwaysincentivestrumpethic6689]

Bill Wutz is the man !!! It took a lot of work

[@thatspoonybard8013]

*Somebody* wasn't paying attention in history class.

[@skerlp836]

Someone wasnt paying attention in English class. (jk 😂)

[@patrickstoy4129]

If you blink you might miss a century.

[@watt2785]

Wait they BARELY reacted to this? The video is the peak of human evolution

[@omarelhosseni695]

@METATRON PRODUCTIONS it's stealing content

[@Drunkledore]

@@omarelhosseni695 From what? History?

[@Mgl1206]

Ashcandy I think he’s referring to the fact that they said this in the video word for word

[@Timurkani]

@METATRON PRODUCTIONS theres a pause button how am I suppose to know what that chick is thinking when she freaks out at every single thing and then barely mentions anything that happens at the end of the video, if your going to steal content aleast put some effort into your reaction

[@harshitsingh_404]

This is like a last minute crash course an alien would see before landing on Earth

[@preeti_prasad]

How have you not watched this yet!?? Bill Wurtz is an internet legend!

[@amityadav85]

@18:55 Gandhi played a vital role in uniting the Indians but it was the Indian National Army led by Netaji Subash Chandra Bose which pushed the Brits out for good! Over simplified that part indeed! High time the world starts recognising all the real heroes!

[@juliacastro8556]

I love how you're like ":0" and laugh occasionally during the video-

[@Sir_Uncle_Ned]

Fun fact about the blue dot image: Earth actually only takes up about a tenth of a pixel. Our entire existence reduced to a rounding error. And that was from only 0.00063 light-years away. The distance to Proxima Centauri, our second-closest star, is 3.9 light-years. It's obscene just how absolute huge space really is.

[@thecooltable9481]

You guys should react to "How space is way bigger than you think". Your reference to Pale Blue Dot made me think about it. I think you guys would get a kick out of it.

[@zaidxix]

she’s extremely GORGEOUS

[@amalayperson7208]

*_"TASTE THE SUN!"_* Me:. I wonder whats the sun taste like.

[@avast47]

YO WAGON IS ON FIYAH

[@amalayperson7208]

@@avast47???

[@avast47]

@@amalayperson7208 It's a quote from this: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eKmudItjituDqKs

[@amalayperson7208]

@@avast47 sir, I'm asking how does the sun taste like not a random quote.

[@avast47]

@@amalayperson7208 huh. I'm not sure how the sun tastes unless you count heat. It would probably hurt to taste the sun though. I responded with that quote because, well... nvm it would take too long to explain how weird my mind is. also I'm a biological female and I use she/her pronouns. sry if it bothered you, just tryna be lighthearted

[@marinerprabhusanthos]

8:30 No one conquers Tamil kings BJP still tries ha ha

[@surojitghosh4640]

Quickest I've been to one of your videos ever.

[@lanowyn]

Oh wow, I thought this was over and done with in the react community. Glad that it isn't! Great reaction

[@lanowyn]

@mario6506 then why are you here, go watch a fake reaction channel with some cartoon character as the host

[@9yearoldepicgamersoldier129]

@mario6506 Well to be fair the video goes so fast that you cant really react

[@MsKeylas]

@mario6506 They actually reacted a lot dum-dum

[@Timurkani]

yeah I love watching that chick freak out to everything bill wurtz says

[@landendrake8131]

Ahhhh the cringe guitar play in the beginning 😂.

[@ivan-sv8ge]

Did I just watch this video of the main video with people laughing in the background?

[@dwnxx4974]

YOU GUYS LITERALLY HAVE THE BEST ADS OMG

[@CameInStrong]

It's amazing how far we've come, how many obstacles we've overcome. There's still a lot of work to be done but this is by far the best time to be alive.

[@elle-iza]

Guys. The moments you spent laughing you missed whole centuries. 😅

[@harpreetkaur2794]

1:56 did Jaby think something went wrong with his screen? His face looked like it. 😂😂

[@GVarunKumar]

When something is global and this interesting you can upload that in Jaby Koay channel...

[@azrael3758]

I love Jackie's reaction watching her trying to absorb the information is enjoyable.

[@Blessheed]

Damn this has to be the best made video, ever!!

[@frontgamet.v1892]

I find German history incredibly fascinating because the Germans and Germany were always there, but at the same time not and always different like a shapeshifter. Summarized - Rejects Roman annexation - Teutons defeat Rome, are often slapped in the face, but Rome generally fails to subdue them Create an empire that wasn't really an empire but somehow lived for 1000 years - Very special and unique The Kingdom of Prussia and hundreds of German states gangsta! before being defeated by one of history's greatest generals. defeats the French, unite into a new Empire Get a colonial Empire Fights the whole world two times Gets divided again Reunites again and is not allowed to be strong again. Also, a few German inventions: - Incandescent lamps (Heinrich Göbel 1854) - The Telephone (Johann Philip Reis 1859) - Dynamo and tram (Werner von Siemens 1866) - The 35mm camera (Oskar Barnack 1925) - Nuclear fission and atomic bomb (Otto Hahn - while Nazi Germany emigrated to the Americans of course. Are they lucky the Germans exist - 1938) - The ship chart (Jürgen Dethloff and Helmut Gröttrub 1969) - Periodic Table (Julius Luther Meyer 1864) - Jeans (Levi Strauss 1873) - The recorder, player - with which the first films were possible (Emil Berliner 1887) - Aspirin - which all great athletes used to feel used to relieve pain and which saved countless lives (Felix Hoffmann 1879) - Spark plug (Robert Bosch 1902) - Thermos flask (Reinhold Burger 1903) - the toothpaste (Ottomar Heinsius von Mayenburg) - The coffee filter (Melitta Bentz) - Cassette recorder (Fritz Pfleumer 1928) - Teabag (Adolf Rambold 1929) - The jet engines - Indispensable for all jets and rockets + First war rockets V1, V2 of the Nazis (Hans von Ohain 1929) - The Helicopter (Heinrich Focke 1936) - The first car (Carl Benz - With honorary mustache - 1886) - Computers (Konrad Zuse 1941) - Fanta (During the Nazi era - and yes, this Fanta) - First 3D film (also during the Nazi era) - NASA (due to thousands of German engineers and thinkers that the Americans needed) - Typewriter (Peter Mitterhofer - 1864)

[@Nico-xx3ml]

When you realize he forgot the Plagues of Europe and the dark age

[@forthosewholisten]

technically he mentions it with the reaper slowly moving to america

[@frankcatlin9311]

He's watching the history of the world IN 22 MINUTES!!! and 3/4 of the way through he says "that's an over-simplification" GEEEE YA THINK!!!!????

[@TuBui2]

Lol this chick reacting like it's the first time she's ever heard history

[@predetor911]

Tu Bui it’s the way the history is told, so casual yet so dark.

[@TuBui2]

@@predetor911 as it should be taught :) true history is just matter of fact.

[@lonewaer]

I instead found that she's one of the rare people to not be completely confused by what was happening, because she knew about history. She was laughing at jokes that she wouldn't laugh at if she didn't have the historical context and reference. So many people watch this and never laugh because it's so confusing to them, they seem like they don't understand anything. Here, both of them knew most of that stuff, and granted there are a few things that are obscure enough so not a lot of people know about them because it's just… not being taught in school.

[@Timurkani]

@@lonewaer shut up

[@DefenestrateYourself]

Acting like you knew every fact in this history video lol. Adorable

[@amthugie2846]

8:30 Tamil Kings🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@GCLU]

You should see his History of Japan also.

[@jenbcamping]

I enjoy the way the male host describes it as "So much information to digest so quickly, but then it TICKLES me!"

[@thatdominicano]

I could see shes shaking her head every single second

[@damagedcatdad]

It's crazy to see this heavily condensed version of history, but it really puts in perspective how as we became more "civilized" the more evil and corrupt we ALL got. This was a great reaction! Love how she just looks overwhelmed the whole time lol, that was me when I first saw this video lol.

[@mrh2941]

Mom:son go outside and play Me: *THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER*

[@fitzfps8802]

There was 50k of Indian Army which fought for independence of India in which 26k of them died , for me those were the real heroes

[@Lazer-bp9lf]

Finally you saw this masterpiece!

[@MarcoAurelio-sv2tk]

I love the way she blinks only one eye... And the way she bites her own lip 🤗🤗

[@bostonhawkins5290]

@GETJaby Watch "the universe is way bigger then you think," it talks about the carl sagan essay your talking about near the end of the video and is super interesting!!!!!

[@NamitaChakravarty]

I'm scared to blink and miss a century

[@mgdubstepmg3924]

I wanna see a person who’s on acid watch the nothing is nowhere part 😂

[@aparnikaas6508]

throughout the video india plays a major role in history proud to be an indian...all are trying to conquere india

[@kerrychristensen7204]

Ahhh! One of my favorites to watch a reaction to! 😁👍

[@Theohybrid]

14:39 Probably the most accurate depiction of Martin Luther wanting to break away from the Church using his 95 Theses in criticism of the Catholic/ Universal church and thus one fo the big reasons for the Protestant Reformation. Good stuff.

[@marsh2741]

I've watched this at least 20 times and I still haven't absorbed it all

[@ShawnATX]

There's a misconception that a lot of people have with the term "survival of the fittest". It doesn't necessarily mean strongest, most athletic, most intelligent, etc. "Fittest" refers to the most fit for a particular environment, time, situation or circumstance to survive long enough to pass on your dna to an offspring. So an example like "Wall-E" doesn't negate "survival of the fittest". It turns out that convenience and comfort make for a pretty FIT situation to procreate (see world population growth post industrial revolution).

[@nothingtoseehere8040]

Did anyone else notice how she got so traumatized by everything, but he laughed at most of it? (Edit): oh wait, yeah quite a few people

[@Ohokk0]

yeah and anyone pointing it out seems to get called an incel repeatedly

[@nothingtoseehere8040]

@@Ohokk0 welp. Guess I’m an exception to the rule haha

[@Ohokk0]

@@nothingtoseehere8040 **whispers** _he is the chosen one_

[@nothingtoseehere8040]

@@Ohokk0 **smirks, remembering star wars** famous last words

[@KennyBentley7]

I was expecting a lot more pauses and laughter, but it was so funny watching you both staring expressionless as you were trying to focus because it's going so fast.

[@akankshagupta95]

I CANNOT believe you guys hadn't watched this. This guy has other videos. Please watch.

[@melodie-allynbenezra8956]

At 21:01 - I highly recommend watching it over and over. You get more each time. I think I finally figured out how to say "Majapahit" because I've watched this thing so many times. But seriously...You pick up more each time you watch it again.