History of USSR for children

[@fryaplays7509]

And then he immediately fell asleep... 31 years later. XD

[@DarkIzzBack]

cringe

[@bradyfox4818]

"he became an evil man and instantly fell asleep... 31 years later"

[@82jehnen]

I like how Stalin just fell asleep after 31 years of doing nothing..................

[@KorianHUN]

You can't just tell a kid "And after he obliterated half the soviet union, burned everything, destroyed several counties and became insane, sending all aircraft designers to prisons".

[@ccanybk1397]

World War 2

[@alexandermarkov300]

Stalin did more than all the others combined.

[@janusprime5693]

〈--- Literally FAST food Yes , he can't. Because that would be lieing.

[@janusprime5693]

***** Might well be , I did not know him personally..

[@pittypaws6633]

So the Soviet Union fell because no one kissed anybody? Alrightty then.

[@edwardr5793]

PittyPaws yunno? is this all made for CHILDREN in simple nut shell understanding logic of young y i also guessing it's kinda funny by only kisses a nation can rise that so huge. Stalin have no one Kiss>badluck Stalin

[@TheRaven_27]

And people kept falling asleep

[@alysonlopez7098]

YEAH!

[@Kentucky_Magician]

PittyPaws ...it was because Lenin was very good at being leader of the Soviet Union so every one was happy...but when he died all they were left with was stalin...a true tyrant...killed more Russians than what he saved...after what he did to the Soviet Union...in a way...it had already fallen!

[@alfredashford5924]

Well of course! Why did you think that the Tsar fell? Because he sent to the Ipatiev House and executed after Nicholas abdicated.

[@daniildanko]

this is too funny, even better if you understand Russian

[@therealzackrunkle]

I've never heard of Andropov or Chernenko, must've been that falling asleep thing.

[@honestly108]

They did within a year of taking office.

[@CaptainWahoo-gh2pg]

Andropov and Chernenko were both healthy and all but a year after they took office they had died from unknown causes

[@TheRaven_27]

Fell asleep interesting way to tell them they died same way for kissing

[@Carrioncrux]

What i got from this is some guy sent a farmer to space and people fall asleep and are never mentioned again.

[@ScarletMinx]

My parents (who literally risked their lives to defect from the USSR in 1979) laughed so hard at this when I showed it to them that they almost hyperventilated. A direct quote from my dad: "Priceless sh*t. And absolutely true."

[@loulieloulie2934]

They all went to sleep - died after a certain periods...:) I loved how Khrushev picked Gagarin to send to Space:) Actually true in Valentina Tereshkova story.She had good health and was a factory worker. Did not even know how to come back. The command post lead her though the landing positions I heard while she was in space. Like apple support:)

[@margaritaorlova6697]

Before being a cosmonaut, Valentina Tereshkova was an excellent amateur-parachutist and aviator.

[@soifon7000]

Actually Khrushchev didn't die in office, he was removed.

[@keeganrupnik6156]

unknown PeaceSheriff why ?

[@soifon7000]

Because some of his policies were seen as erratic.

[@thomasgangsta]

keegan rupnik The 'party' had him removed (By the assistance of Brezhnev, especially) because of backing down in the 1963 Cuban Missile Crisis and co-operating with United States Diplomats. It was also a build up as well, he was very outside of his party line, he verbally attacked Stalin in 1956 at the 20th Party Congress in regards to his 'cult of personality', but mainly it was the Cuban Missile Crisis and his way of handling it that led to his ultimatum and removed from office. He died in 1971, he was removed in 1963.

[@soifon7000]

Thomas Moore 1964 actually.

[@thomasgangsta]

unknown PeaceSheriff Yea, I didn't mean to put 1963, I was caught up in thinking about the Cuban Missile Crisis.

[@wyodaniel]

The astronaut tryout was hilarious, straight Monty Python-style comedy.

[@topolinofinland6506]

Stalin is bad guy because nobody doesnt want to kiss him :(

[@therealzackrunkle]

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[@Lordsebastian101]

Eto klass!!! Zdorovo!!! Ostrounmii-to kakoi! Mi tak hohotali!

[@Liubov96]

A funny video and nice telling, but doesn't tell the truth

[@ethanglover6352]

uh huh yes, that armoured car is actually a tractor.

[@coolbd777]

СССР- диктатура и эксплуатация) Примерно как фашизм) Но без СССР нас многих наверное не было бы в живых) This video is awesome Especially nice to show to kids) Love it

[@HateIronMaiden]

Show this video to your children, and they will understand all about the USSR! And if you're political or historical n00b it's easy to understand it with this video of course! Now, with this video, even 5 years old kids may learn about it! I gave it to a Teacher yesterday, and I'm pretty sure the Teacher will use it to teach first-grade children about it.

[@lolxdroflmao431]

Remember kids, when he say he fall asleep, *HE NEVER WOKE UP FOR ETERNITY*

[@NancyHey]

Lego blocks must have been very popular in the USSR.

[@locobacano9462]

This is a good thing for children if they want to learn aout the USSR, Despiting the big and bad things that happened in the USSR...

[@oodoodanoo]

Khrushchev and the astronaut tryout was fucking brilliant.

[@aleksandrtarasov2844]

Все очень "подробно" и "уважительно". Дети это оценят

[@ubu365]

@Eidwlolatrhs I do love people like you. You have earned HUGS!

[@Communism5730]

Back in the USSR is a Beatles song it's like the first one on the white album

[@tbendis]

Genijalnost. Svaka ti čast

[@YourFoxFriendYT]

When you hit up some joints and make history videos for the kiddos

[@And-se1pb]

Как шуточка - неплохо.

[@Rogue.Warrior]

...and then he fell asleep...hahahahahaha.

[@КаналСеребряный]

Как же хорошо знать Русский)))

[@cettyuwu]

when you have so big moustache that everyone is affraid of you

[@cybernakulum]

@Likakvic2 I'm talking about this ambient tune before it.

[@lalalablahblah101]

As an American, I've learned so much.

[@JakvsMetalheads999]

"Instantly fell asleep... 31 years later."... what?

[@ASmith1917]

This is the cutest thing I've seen all day.

[@cybernakulum]

What's the song at the beggening and "breaking of Soviet Union" scene?

[@amateurvideoscompany]

what music plays during the whole video ? please answer as soon as you can )

[@MarshallJukov]

Thats exactly why information impacts children MUCH easier since they don`ty have this critical thinking, they are clean sheet of paper!!!

[@eggnog9427]

Make more

[@alvariopermana2326]

Try hear the last part on max sound

[@MrLeviaFUN]

хахахахаахха.... давно так не смеялся... аж щеки болят... КЛАСС !!!!!!!!

[@AntoniRoszak]

Well, I guess it's more than most of us Europeans knows nowadays.

[@PublicServiceAnnouncement]

And why don't we teach children about the importance of certain subjects at a young age? Since their minds cannot comprehend that information yet. The entertainment is there to keep children occupied with silly things and 'kid stuff' because we cannot cram the entire history of the USSR down a child's throat and expect them to know it all, and realise what an impact is has had on the rest of the world. This is not a convo, it is a discussion about the practical use of mindless entertainment.

[@vernsi]

A beautiful creation of the state!

[@alexnickolaev]

i never used this word in my entire life. But im russian. its about friendship and love

[@towthelion]

Gorbachev can't take off his hat, so he removes his head. Genius.

[@joe579003]

Is the part with the seamen a reference to Potemkin?

[@erraticme]

Using this to help me study for my comprehensive exam for my MA in Soviet Russian History. w00t!

[@miiiikku]

One about contemporary Russia would be cool.

[@Vict0r1984]

red any communist theory, you would know that the post-Lenin USSR was not even purely socialist anymore. It was just a capitalist state where the only power-hungry corporation was the state itself!

[@NancyHey]

Yes, I am American, but that doesn't have anything to do with why I wouldn't use the video. . It's because it doesn't explain anything about the difference between capitalism and socialism. It only shows the succession of leaders.

[@NancyHey]

Yes, I'll take it easy. The video is fine for fun and entertainment.

[@CeeKayz0rz]

Because it's not Beatles. "Back in the USSR" is McCartney and Wings (McCartney's solo venture)... Plus, the only Beatle with talent was George.

[@PureBreadFloof]

I love how even with my baby-level russian i can understand and watch with humor :) Though i think history class went differently on this topic.

[@oneiroy]

@palkers There was mentioned about the 3 sailors, that wanted to kill almost everyone.

[@berry94f]

Thanx for subtitles. Well done :D Nice story xD

[@EduardoTVideos]

Then Putin came and said: "Kiss me or die". Unfortunately, he yet didn't fell asleep.

[@PublicServiceAnnouncement]

This video didn't show all that, so yes, this video is still funny.

[@Uzbach]

You forgot to mention that during the Stalin era 20 million people fell asleep with him

[@MarshallJukov]

"critical thinking skills are not developed" Critical thinking is not pubis hair, it does not grows on its own. You have to EDUCATE children to have it. "Thus, we've created cartoons" Cartoons can be VERY different, and any of them still EDUCATES children one way or another. It really amazing how you can`t grasp obvious things.

[@NancyHey]

I still would not use this video to teach my child about the history of the USSR, though.

[@sis2]

Priviet! It's great!!! ;D (of corse i know the history of ZSRR ,caz i'm from Poland,but this what you made it's great! ;)) Pozdrawiam :))

[@free2contemplate]

Wow. Where can I get my Stalin lego figure?

[@gulbirk]

say what you want about the rule the law or the fasicst parts. THe USSR was one of the fastest growing nations of all time. High education levels, boosts if life expectensy, better standards of living, better welfare systems, etc.

[@deltacorne]

Heyh brati, vsio pokojou maii shkolniki Bot tak pedagogia! Priviet is frantsii!

[@shaolinsenpai]

Специально для детей. Secialy for children.

[@LordDavid04]

Funny, yet creepy too. Those are knockoff Lego figures there! From knockoff "brands". :P

[@subliminal6529]

Just some of them. I have Lego and many were legit.

[@HanZhang1994]

In a true communist nation, even the dimensions (height, length, width) of the people are shared. Hurrah!

[@apoksi]

Where is Malenkov?

[@cybernakulum]

3:30 - name of that music, plz

[@LEO2CBH1]

FruktoZacom. From Brazil. You "censored some events", especially those in the Stalin era, but either way you have creativity. Creativity to hide the rotten side of it. You should work for Lula! But I agree with your point of view, Gorbachev was a reformer crazy!

[@FunkRSFtw]

That is why they woke up and dance at the ending.

[@PublicServiceAnnouncement]

It's really amazing how you're not arguing against my claims of this being satire, and that you cannot comprehend its basic concept. This video was NOT meant for children, it is meant for an adult audience to mock how simplistic the history of the USSR can be recapped. Of course, cartoons teach children certain morals and ethics, you were expecting this homemade satire to be actually meant for children? Despicable.

[@NancyHey]

Yes, you could be right about the 5 year olds. Still, I imagine that back in the USSR the schools taught children about the differences between capitalism and socialism at a fairly young age, am I wrong?

[@alexnickolaev]

It means care, love and friendship

[@Killen911]

Американцы, вы просто ещё не понимаете , что такое Советский Союз для славянина. Смотря это видео у меня слеза прокатывается.

[@Mujave]

@Andreus Andropov made som reforms after the Brezhnev years of stagnation. Chernenko was in many ways a throwback to the Brezhnev days. All in all they didn't do a whole lot because of their very short time in office. They, especially Chernenko who was already in very bad health when he entered office, pretty much delayed Gorbachevs leadership and hence the fall of the USSR :) Of course this is a very crude outline. I can recommend Brown's "The Rise and Fall of Communism"!

[@Metalhead259]

Someone please tell me the song at the beginning and at 3:21

[@Lowco5]

Let them be, they like a big invisible men that lives in the sky, let them do it.

[@TheDendy11]

I am the man who arranges the blocks.

[@mostlypolitics3957]

well it is glosing over some history, like ww1, and 2, and the revaluations, and the starving, and the killing

[@CeeKayz0rz]

I stand corrected! Sorry, thought it was an 80's song from McCartney/Wings. Still, George was best Beatle.

[@EliteSorfl]

Оскорбление нашей великой истории!

[@PureBreadFloof]

well my school doesnt offer it, so i learn it by myself with "Голоса" but i use the outdated 1993 version. Though i did hear that my school used to offer russian, but now they don't so i take latin in school -it helps with Russian conjugation :)

[@leninvladimir6484]

True story of USSR. Lenin was citizen of Russian Imperia when young Lenin said something that he was thinking about then he was put in prison only for words and his brother was killed by police The father of Stalin was Georgian priest and young Stalin was raped by him also he beat Stalin and his mother he forced Stalin to do bad things, but they couldn't go to police because under the tsarist regime the priest person was inviolable How you like my story?

[@bookpig247]

This was so fun to watch lol!

[@jpkells]

Great Job !

[@deathbyzza420]

Welp, now I'm an expert.

[@Lowco5]

Oparin's origin of life for example. You're not going to tell me that religion was not used as an excuse during the conquest of america by the spaniard, that they where not blesse by the pope before leaving to america, that the idea of the catholics was not to destroy the culture of native americans to impose their god.

[@gjkfhjkgjhkfgjydhjdltfu3096]

Oh, I thought you meant a history of the USSR's image in children's media.

[@firemanvn96]

Hello Comrades from Vorkuta......

[@Dipper_Pines]

Так интересно, но так грустно..

[@Vict0r1984]

@vtc193: The collectivization measures you are talking about were undertaken by Stalin. Don't forget the decree on land of the Bolshevik administration which GAVE land to the peasants, and don't forget that the communist manifesto aimed for the nationalization of the businesses of the urban bourgeoisie, not for taking lands from the peasants... Stalin pushed an industrialization reform at huge humanitarian costs for nothing but more power and profits, in a state-capitalist manner.If you would've

[@mgncase]

@Eidwlolatrhs I think you misunderstand the difference between "propaganda" and "parody". Of course this is not for kids to learn history. It is humor for adults.

[@MrStaxxy]

No you fucking don't, you helped him rise to power...

[@RY0404]

Is it just me, or does the narrator sound suspiciously like Putin?

[@deltacorne]

Heyh brati, vsio mokojou maii shkolniki Bot tak pedagogia! Priviet is frantsii!

[@meskon_YT]

Прикольно

[@HateIronMaiden]

How is it anti-communist? It's just turned in a humouristic way! And much of this is based on the truth, too!

[@MrLukasboys]

That the first time I ever heard russian humor, its good. More humor less "saving" please. ;)