Hitch: Albert meets Hitch HD CLIP

[@jamesyount2423]

In this scene you can see why Hitch loves his job so much, being able to work with and bring happiness to really great guys like Albert.

[@VAOdin]

Ironically, Albert was technically an incel.

[@shad0wmega]

It was like a Tuesday for Michelangelo

[@ninjanibba4259]

@@VAOdinincels hate women You have no idea what you’re talking about at all

[@fortunatabernard6922]

I also hope he can work like that in real life, he is good❤

[@Mr.YasQueen]

@@VAOdin Albert said he had some good relationships and bad ones, that's not an incel lmao.

[@danlmdabearman]

I don’t even think hitch was annoyed by him when he shook his head at the beginning, I think he just he thought that he realized that he was in the same position as Albert when he was younger...

[@maxfrankow1238]

He’s sorta just realizing why he’s being called haha.

[@pricemoore2022]

Getting up feeling hopeless and feel that the love of your life is waking up with the wrong man and she still finds happiness even if it's never gonna be with you. It relates to my life every time.

[@imjelo]

You are not alone bro.

[@idontgetlaidbut]

She's not with the wrong man. You're the wrong man. Get real!

[@letyvasquez2025]

Imagine being the other guy impatiently waiting for you to sack up and hurry because she is actually a blood curling succubus

[@ctrapsthegoon3628]

@@letyvasquez2025 u have the last name of a girl who did me wrong

[@letyvasquez2025]

I have over 10 last names. I am that good.

[@calebray4168]

This is back before social media, when romance was still a fleeting dream in all our hearts.

[@RudyBleeker]

And now, with social media, it's a fleeting dream all over the internet. I'm kidding though, I'm a romantic at heart and hope everyone finds their soulmate at some point.

[@abrahamjimenez92]

Truee

[@lilwaynesworld0]

Statistics prove your point the unmarried at an all time high, divorces all time high, people waiting to get married to an age that would label you a spinster in the past social media has screwed up romance in so many ways.

[@VAOdin]

So what you are saying is that with the advent of Facebook, Zuchaberg has turned the dating landscape into his own incel nightmare?

[@kastearman]

I love the Albert/Alegra storyline. Best parts of the movie.

[@cabassuplays]

Is this an ironic comment?

[@MarvelFan1995]

The King of Queens meets the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

[@daisyhoward5472]

Ha ha! Nice.

[@lacondrathompson1747]

@@daisyhoward5472 Same

[@stefanmovieflixtomasi]

@@lacondrathompson1747 just realized that connection

[@patrick2099_]

One of the best intros to a character ever 😂🙏🏾

[@stoichr3324]

I miss this Will Smith...

[@donaldanson5344]

😭😭😭

[@J_GoTTi]

I’m confused, i dont think he changed. Well, maybe a bit. But he’s had allot happen to him as well.

[@hoodratcertified2137]

If he got a divorce, he'd be back imo, he's lost his sanity. Man's still a legend.

[@DM-jm2cx]

@@hoodratcertified2137 YUP

[@user-dq1kr6zc2t]

I prefer the Will Smith who slaps others LOL

[@ninjanerdstudent6937]

I can’t believe this man used to live in Queens and deliver boxes.

[@katiemcdonnell9250]

Hahaha king of queens

[@dfbeats6885]

Wasn't until this moment I realized "queens" in the king of queens was referring to the city

[@user-lp3wh7jc2p]

Lol a lot of things that stuck out with Albert 1. Out of shape 2. Wardrobe(you don’t have to wear designer but every man should know you don’t wear white socks under a suit) 3. Messy eater 4. Over reactive 5. Very negative and talkative about his negative experiences. All can be changed in a year.

[@33Chapter]

He's human

[@RoPiDe]

The socks were a crime, for sure 😂😂😂

[@dannysamsam2467]

Remember first watching this movie when it was 8 years old now it’s 18 years old. Damn time flies

[@gibbs615]

I always imagine Hitch also could've helped Charlie Brown (Peanuts) with his nervous problems about Heather the little red-haired girl.

[@fletcherhamilton3177]

“KEEP ALLEGRA’S NAME _OUT YOUR F*CKIN’ MOUTH!”_ 🤜 💢 🤕

[@TheRealBirdmann]

Kevin’s Jane’s was brilliant in this!

[@pricemoore2022]

Kevin James

[@pollypockets508]

Absolutely

[@blacktheripper9870]

... are y'all butchering this on purpose?

[@2H2521]

Unlike the rest of his career, Kevin James was excellent in this film!

[@smittenwerbenjagermanjense1268]

Grown ups?

[@lilwaynesworld0]

It’s called type casting he’s the mall cop to Hollywood who forgot how good he was in this role. He’s better than roles he’s been offered.

[@mg19cal]

Where was Kevin Smith in this film? I see Kevin James, not Kevin Smith though. Although he did lose a lot of weight so maybe I didn't recognize him

[@joshuajones3557]

No, Paul Blart was a riot.

[@JakeOrion]

Would love to see how Hitch handles dating apps today if they made a sequel.

[@kraittt3605]

This movie is simply mind blowing

[@chronocross85]

Wished this movie got a sequel

[@darkmatter5940]

"Hitch 2: Son of a Hitch" Tom Haverford

[@yeastydynasty]

Love stories like that exist only in the movies, unless you win the lottery.

[@mikekling7144]

Hitch is a miracle worker.

[@theone9224]

Thanks for reminding me of this masterpiece!

[@bowser4824]

2:48 hits a lot different knowing how Jada treats Will with what we know these days.

[@jacktaylor9290]

Hits a lot different? I see what you did there.

[@lanadelreybabe136]

When I first watched this I just fell in love with Albert ❤️ He is so sweet and corky it’s adorable 🥰🥰🥰

[@haroonmohammed6351]

Ik, but nowhere in the known universe do most women wanna end up with a guy like that.

[@NazriB]

Lies again? All + ah

[@aj8124]

@@haroonmohammed6351 the things Hitch taught him were actually good advice

[@lanadelreybabe136]

@@haroonmohammed6351 why not?

[@aj8124]

@@lanadelreybabe136 probably because he’s a Simp and he really isn’t the ideal type of most girls, looks wise, but if Albert had a nonchalant attitude then I’m sure he would’ve been getting girls

[@Jetstreamhustla]

Why does the music fits this so well lol

[@AndyArrascue]

2:36 This is how Jade left Will Smith!!!

[@pedobear8071]

"Getting up feeling hopeless and feel that the love of your life is waking up with the wrong man and she still finds happiness even if it's never gonna be with you." 100% felt that.

[@eldruidacosmico]

:-/ I certainly hope and pray she stays away from people like you until she's at least 18 years old. And I pray you can find healing before you hurt someone.

[@afoteyodai3588]

You are flat out outta your mind! 🤣

[@mikeyswift2010]

Damn you also butchered the quote so it doesnt make sense the way its supposed to.

[@kirstinrobertson3517]

Omg me too!!! It sucks😔

[@Dub0r]

Had so much respect for the man, a damn shame one slap ruined his image. Still top 5 actor all time.

[@cobraelectric]

Would still see any picture he is in

[@BourneKnight]

Lol, nothing has changed in my mind . I mean, he’s not Jesus. No one’s perfect. If slapping someone over the mother of his kids is the worst thing he’s done, I can surely forgive him for that.

[@rishinathnarayanasamy7451]

Will Smith: My name is Alex Hitchins. Kevin James: My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die.

[@NeroSpirito444]

Bro what is this thumbnail?

[@ggs4ever297]

This movie hit different now in 2022

[@andrewignatov323]

It's really funny that cola can be used both as a drink and as a cleaner.

[@classynella337]

He's a hardcore fun accountant

[@taylorpack7705]

This was the only movie I thought kevin james was funny in.

[@kleetustheneanderthal4978]

What about mall cop.that cracked me up.

[@taylorpack7705]

@@kleetustheneanderthal4978that was probably his best solo movie but to me I can’t unsee what could have been if Chris Farley did most of his roles.

[@itzbebop]

They could not have made that more sloppy if they wanted to. Eating a street vender burrito on the steps about to meet a guy so his hands are all greasy. Drips sauce onto his work pants. Puts his burrito down on the floor of those steps that millions of people have walked in. Washes himself off with soda so now he's greasy and sticky. As he gets up, he steps on his own lunch and stumbles. Now he's greasy, sticky, dirty, and out of his lunch. Instead of cleaning up, he just slides 3' over to the side and let's his mess exist right next to him. So now he's greasy, sticky, dirty, out of a lunch, and sitting right next to his filth he created in just 20 seconds. And he does all this in a business suit so on the surface he looks fine. But on closer inspection, you see the evidence of the mess that is his existence. And the cherry on top is that he's oblivious to his own mess which can be seen by how he sticks his ass in Hitchs face w.o even realizing what he's doing. This whole scene is a masterpiece.

[@Imaginedvision]

I enjoy your sense of humor

[@answertion]

Does anyone know the Soundtrack name?

[@OneSwagaDon]

Same here?

[@Olivethecreative]

same

[@Gabriel-bn9sn]

I also wanted to know

[@schwaarnkreddy7805]

Let's go paint that ceiling! Ah .. life's full of higher possibilities!

[@Bryyanfrm617]

Great Filmmm

[@ThomasvanBuren-c5y]

VERY IMPORTANT. Does anyone know where u could find will smiths glasses?

[@djtimomusic]

Pause at 2.49. Will looks at the camera

[@kamillagutierrez9006]

What song is that

[@TG-Maverick22]

Will Smith showed in this movie that he can make dudes watch his movie over and over despite it not being his usual action flick. I miss this Will Smith. This Will would not have slapped Chris Rock and ruin his fanbase.

[@emptycarousels3950]

I don’t love this movie, I don’t love Kevin James but I love Kevin James in this movie!!

[@2H2521]

@Empty Carousels Agreed, he was actually quite excellent in this film.

[@malcolmmoore2232]

I have come from the future to tell you will liked that view

[@2kdemiks816]

Will always gon be the goat

[@queronetienne3175]

Anybody know the name of the song at the beginning?

[@samuelfinkelstein8099]

Will i ever be enough?

[@moxyblackfiddler]

This is on my top ten romantic comedies.

[@lsporter88]

Cool scene.😂😎👍🏾

[@santiagocarreno5881]

Funny, now we know Hitch is the actual Simp

[@timurwilson1255]

This is the other option will Smith had in the men in black movie

[@ram_90]

Partner isi ka remake thi na??

[@Gabriel-bn9sn]

I'm desperately looking for this amazing background music. does anyone know the name?

[@Pop-punkSakuga]

JL is my main man , or hitch theme

[@ISRAELITES11]

Kevin james

[@jasonficcone2605]

When is Will going to slap the King of Queens?

[@stefanmovieflixtomasi]

@@imhi2950 the dance scene to yeah

[@Rhayno]

00:28 😂😂

[@bobbanks6217]

Do thid pose around Will Smith at ur own risk😅

[@WaitingForYukiOnna]

referral seems like the easiest way to trace something

[@fawadahmedshaikh9893]

I ws 11 wn D's film ws release

[@plaidchuck]

When kevin james was a thing

[@magicmixtv818]

Dear Mr. Hitch, I would like to refer the worst simp I know and his name is Will Smyth.

[@AllenHanPR]

How exactly does Hitch charge people. I'm guessing he doesn't charge if he doesn't succeed?

[@maxfrankow1238]

Take a look at his apartment. He doesn’t do this for free and is obviously very successful. Figure it’s a half down maybe sorta thing?

[@TakashiNippon]

so i assuming there was no tinder back in those days :)

[@Dagnabit888]

Seems will and Albert switched places lately

[@ryantres85]

"You swing for the fence" 😆 But guys should always do that. They might find the love of their life. Not all pretty women care about status.

[@mikeyswift2010]

Honestly, I didn't watch the whole clip, but does he ever tell the dude that he has Mustard on his nose???

[@Paul-dd1ln]

Allegra Cole's last boyfriend is supposed to be Alexander Skarsgard. What a bum huh.

[@Stephanie-o3s]

A wealthy lady who did know how to run her own company a board of guys making her decisions would not have not noticed Albert...go figure

[@anthonytilleman3576]

Hard to believe

[@SebastianRow]

why do you need like 10 accountants for one account? this is not real? this matrix can not be real unless moneys being siphoned from your account why would you need an accountant? is it a sexual relationship is that? what am i missing here?

[@maxamilliansteele6454]

_CLICKBAIT_

[@CarlosAlanis-dm8on]

Funny

[@loken3139]

"Getting up feeling hopeless and feel that the love of your life is waking up with the wrong man and she still finds happiness even if it's never gonna be with you." That's my feelings on the matter. Even if she ends up with another man, I hope we can still be friends. I just want her in my life, even if she isn't with me.

[@blacktheripper9870]

That's not the quote. Why do y'all keep butchering it like that?

[@MattBnl2ih]

@@blacktheripper9870 nah like I haven’t watched the clip yet, and I watched this years ago but I’d put money on there being something between “wrong man” and “she still finds happiness” and it’s not fucking ‘and’

[@blacktheripper9870]

@@MattBnl2ih yes! Exactly!

[@muzs89]

There's Bollywood adaptation of this movie, partner. Salman Khan as prem the love guru, Govinda as baskar. Epic ending when not just he asked how to get his dream lady, he even asking how to do husband and wife first night action.

[@karwan__agha3649]

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[@pollypockets508]

No thanks

[@haroonmohammed6351]

I was a bit bothered when random ppl started talkin about Christ in KZbin. Now I'm legit scared when they ask Allah's forgiveness in a movie clip comment section. What's next, a rabbi gonna pop up while I'm driving ? World religions goin crazy man

[@lazagames-vl3nw]

I cannot marry a woman who is richer than me or who feels that she is higher in rank than me

[@CrispyPrince]

@0:24 lol

[@stefanmovieflixtomasi]

A fountain of coffee ☕️ LMAOO

[@andrewbait3160]

Beta Smith whatsup with your wife xddd

[@kaylaschulz7515]

Not butt face

[@كابتنمحمدأحمد1969]

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[@Mbolf24]

That thumbnail...