Hitman 3 in VR Goes About as Well as You'd Expect

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Hitman 3 Anniversary Arcade in VR

[@martiningebrigtsen9759]

I've always thought that Patrick gives off grumpy old man-vibes, so him having a feud with another old man sort of solidifies that.

[@sharonwong5688]

Elyse's comically aggressive persona always makes me laugh

[@hugo59208]

0:15 "i've known her at least 3 or 4 years" Can always count on James excellent math skills

[@gregwessendorf]

Whenever James talks about his marriage, my first reaction is to look at Elyse.

[@TheMarkoSeke]

It's technically correct.

[@Tetragrammaton22]

10 years (of marriage) is certainly at least 3 or 4 years.

[@peps1943]

It really is the little things. Small victories like inconveniencing an elderly man and his banana's is what life's all about.

[@IndieKidNathan]

Elyse was in roasting mode

[@dredarkgaming]

Read this and immediately saw her face and said, yup

[@jasethomas5198]

"Hope you've got some banter lined up!" God bless Elyse

[@FOFORO28]

If you told me Patrick was James's little brother and Charlotte was Elyse's little sister, based on humor. I would 100% believe you. so great together :)

[@MurCurieux]

James - that sex workers joke was absolutely hilarious.

[@seancary84]

Looking ain't a crime!

[@andrewtregoning]

elyse's one that set it up was a solid 8 too

[@shay5555]

need to hear more about patrick's crab job. was this before or after the meat business?

[@Miki90Mar]

What a beautiful mess i lost track of the conversation about halfway through the video and i loved it! And they weren't even drunk!

[@Miki90Mar]

Let's be honest we all expected Charlotte would fail but not right away and certainly not so bad that they would get locked out of the game

[@AngryKittens]

That hag!

[@BallinLikeMike23]

Oof

[@111walking]

Elyse & Patrick came out swinging this video

[@kotkaconforza]

Elyse was taking no prisoners that day.

[@elevenAD]

Ruthless!

[@BlahNetworkBro]

Please more Elyse plays the heel! This is all I never needed in my life

[@payingwithnickels]

I'm glad I rewatched this video, 10/10 banter

[@thiccorquit]

4:25 I don't know what to call this voice that elyse does but every time she does it I can't breathe 😭 Edit: The Peach Harvest voice!

[@medicatedshampoo]

I'm on Patrick's side because old men as customers are generally very annoying, even if they're a nice person.

[@star0nyx]

I would concur with this phenomenon. They're either antivax, ask where I'm from (I'm Canadian...), or say something really weird and they say it's a joke! And it's not funny at all.

[@chucklinnarwhal]

I have no idea why it tickled me so much, but "you mess with the hornet you get the horns" fucking killed me

[@ColinFilm]

The classic story of The Old Man and The P - many a debate was had on the moral quandary of the characters. Who was wrong? Who was right? We may never know.

[@kojoe27]

James, Elyse, Charlotte, AND Patrick? What a treat! Once it got to the VR gameplay honestly my sides were hurting from laughing

[@LTTGame]

Listening to the jaunty whistle music while Charlotte wanders around decking randoms is my happy place.

[@Big_Turp]

I am deeply upset that Elyse did not get credit for the MOST AMAZING REFERENCE EVER! AJ FERGUSON!?! I knew INSTANTLY!😂🤣

[@DocD173]

Patrick’s obsession with all things crustacean makes sense now… he was pinched by radioactive king crabs and was infected with Crab-Brain

[@NayrAuhsoj]

Elyse “That’s Rich” Willems

[@PatrickBC]

Oh boy. Time passes, and i love Funhaus every single time. It's a feeling, you know? This whole channel feels like home, every time. Thanks for everything, guys!

[@Brovovius]

How did Funhaus know it was my birthday?

[@CommissionerManu]

I’m so glad Patrick hired James and Elyse. They’re such a great combo together. One day they may even be the new Patrick and Charlotte power duo!

[@Revstarallstar]

10mins of normal hitman 2 mins of vr hitman lol

[@whitedarkness11756]

Charlotte has such a fuckin' vibe about her. It adds so much to these videos. My new favorite funhaus' person. I mean I love everyone there but come on.

[@_gamma.]

Old men have had it easy for too long, I’m with Patrick! Good on you, champ!

[@GordonForeman308]

Very brave to make a Pagliacci bit. I'm almost certain most of the Funhaus viewer base needs to google that before getting the joke.

[@zoeybarter3246]

I did indeed Google it lol

[@CallMeXRVEN]

This is the least amount of focus they had on Hitman in a Hitman video ever.

[@drskelebone]

If you wanted to watch Hitman played well, you wouldn't be watching on FH. :)

[@jacksongayle8975]

I work at Whole Foods. As soon as they started their Whole Foods bit and mentioned being a prime member I just started crying. Full on crying. For absolutely no reason. Genuine tears welling in my eyes and streaking down my cheeks after the slightest mention of the super villain operated super store I work in nearly every day.

[@AdjacentJustice]

Elyse had big Peach Harvest energy this video

[@xmlthegreat]

Still doesn't top that moment from when they were playing Vampires Bloodlines the Masquerade and someone said something about Charlotte getting killed so hard it slapped off her goth make up

[@isaacbenzing5686]

That old man should grow up and get a job at a god damn gaming channel like a man

[@A-Muse-U]

Between the old man and Patrick I have to, sadly, be on the side of Patrick mostly because I’ve worked customer service and I get it.

[@tallglassofwhiskeysauce8552]

10:38 no particular reason why Charlotte is my favorite member now.

[@alexmark6580]

Played this game in VR and it felt like my hands were covered in butter. Also sprinting while running doesn't stick to the direction of your head, so you have to re-calibrate each time you want to sprint and turn around.

[@5tarwhirl]

Sounds like Patrick ran into an older version of himself.

[@Mr_Hutt]

Funhaus are always at their best referencing things I've never even heard of. I think

[@LukePortable619]

That song at the end slaps.

[@asheslandia4460]

Nice to get a video with both sets of siblings in it.

[@elevenAD]

This video was too funny and too short!

[@Miki90Mar]

"Can you do anything besides punch?" "So anyway, i started blasting"

[@Jake-gp1ik]

Elyse, James, and Patrick make such a great and funny trio

[@MacRay14]

I love when Elyse takes it to the patriarchy with her references!

[@allocat5867]

Team Old Man from Costco, 100%

[@JJS047]

Patrick, you were right. I 100% agree and continue this beef with an old man in my supermarket job. My nemesis takes all the Hot Roast Chickens into his trolley, and then proceeds to weigh them to "get the good ones". He now runs from me when I am working.

[@adinskoljic5518]

I like the 2 minutes of actual VR gameplay. Classic Funhaus

[@adoredpariah]

Patrick blaming crabs to cover his addiction again... What was it last time? "Oh no that's not my pipe officer, you see I work with crabs..."

[@Bjhorn279]

These 4 together bring such good energy I loved every bit., but that pagliachi or however the fuck you spell it was hilarious as ass

[@milesharbord9339]

There are umpteen Mario Cart videos going around in circles but you can only play hitman once?

[@fourbreakfast]

This gameplay felt a little too mean spirited for me. I’m expecting a public apology be delivered to the other members in this video. The Hag must be held accountable for her actions!!

[@gingerdude55]

Love these 4 together. Feels like that classic chemistry ❤️

[@theServantOfAll]

only BANGERS from now ONNNNN

[@Flashjackmak]

Great to see a pair of awesome dudes with great references and two hags getting along so well.

[@luuuuuu]

has anyone pointed out yet that Patrick has a resemblance to Nigel Thornberry

[@russellsmith3580]

char did have great pants and they deserved more appreciation

[@AnthonyCram]

0:28 is that a beer?

[@indys1667]

God, I love you guys so much 😂

[@fallensoldier85]

Patrick, I also hate an old man at Costco. One day, I had a frozen mocha cold brew and a chicken bake as one would at a Costco. I being the big strong man i am, carried my chicken bake, cold brew, and my wonderful 72 pack of waffles all at the same time, which I, of course... dropped.... Here is where the old man comes in! I, of course, was covered in sticky chocolate mocha stuff and a smashed chicken bake from trying to catch it between my shirt and waffles, was trying to clean up with hand sanitizer and some napkins and some old man just kept pushing me aside without saying excuse me to get ketchup on his hotdog..... which he didn't throw the wrapper out! He left it on the counter! So I had to throw it out!

[@Tessaalera]

Charlotte has continued the proud tradition of Funhaus Hitman!

[@bmo14lax]

Charlotte you're great you're a great producer we love watching you

[@Slagomancer]

Waited a year for the Steam release and with how they decided to do the release I'm gonna keep waiting.

[@bensterious]

Long day😮‍💨 Glad to chill with some funhaus😎

[@alonsoreyesg]

Maybe someday drunk hitman vr?

[@HarlemEnd]

as a fellow former Costco Employee I side with Patrick. Picky members were the bane of our existence. We had a banana lady that demanded the greenest bananas possible. Would ask to look at pallets in the back even if all the bananas we had just came in that morning

[@whyispickingusernamessohar5559]

VR hitman is just incredible 😂

[@-witty-]

I worked at a discount grocery store and this old man would come in and buy all the saffron packets i had in my aisle. I hated his flex of being able to afford that much saffron so regularly when most people at that store paid in food stamps.

[@NickyG-NZ]

Amazing, this episode goes in the favorites!

[@DanielJamesPeart]

Funhaus + hitman =

[@lucascorbitt963]

Patrick, I also work at Costco and being petty towards members is one of the most gratifying parts of my job. I'm on your side

[@WilliamDaPro]

3:34 god I love James

[@The777brown]

Haven't been watching recently but this video was great!

[@Sorebore]

My dad makes a lot of apple sauce for health reasons so when he leave Costco he got all the apples

[@kaylenkitty]

The heel kick!!! Amazing. Stunned.

[@whyispickingusernamessohar5559]

“Are you crawling on all fours?!?” 😂 crying

[@Tessaalera]

Also I do love when James makes a reference

[@UnluckyJellyfish]

Love you guys.

[@lukeshore1]

Definitely some magic to this line up

[@avatarkc]

You know its gonna be good when the title has VR but halfway through the video they still aren't in the headset.

[@graytex8665]

I miss the old Funhaus, their gummy mouth just doesn’t feel the same

[@Greggery]

They haven't been the same since menopause

[@MaybeDefinitelyMe]

Hitman should have a QR code on his head for the reboot

[@sineadburns9460]

I can confirm. Charlotte is indeed wearing fabulous pants.

[@Ryan-tn4gk]

Yes, please more VR!

[@penttikoivuniemi2146]

This is officially my new favorite Funhaus lineup.

[@ELEVEN_34]

Oh damn UNR gear. I love Charlotte more and more every day.

[@TheAutisticCowboy]

Dadgum! Charlotte killing it with that outfit!

[@elevenAD]

Elyse and Fancy Pants(aka The Hag) are adorable!

[@BrentBlueAllen]

All-star Elyse vid

[@DaermaeonBranKor]

As someone who works at a grocery store, Patrick was just in his actions.

[@drskelebone]

I love the failure, the backup failure, and then the final "why does anyone think VR is a thing, when it's just jittery garbage" failure. :D

[@nahhmyg]

dude shoutout to james i didn’t know he was from charlotte, nc. so am i. now everything makes sense

[@airhornoises]

Don't worry Elyse I understood your Little Rascals reference immediately. Good work 👍

[@mr21guy]

Hitman series + these four is an excellent equation.

[@zorlab]

How are yall so fucking fast and funny, jesus christ.

[@kadhimsadhiq7998]

These four reminds me of The Gang of Its Always Funny

[@jkmorbo]

That old man was actually Charlotte disguised, just to mess with Patrick.

[@aliasfakename2267]

Definitely ET, Alf creeped me out as a kid