Hitman: Codename Fat

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Game ► Hitman: Blood Money
Intro / outro music ► Whitewoods - Beachwalk

[@McCrackles]

This is such a masterpiece i keep coming back years later, truly aged like fine chardonnay

[@Adraria8]

Wow pyro's actually recovering from the reaction commentary insanity

[@nibv6996]

I thought he was already dead at this point.

[@strazty4450]

+Adraria8 weekend reaction therapy sessions

[@bwtrickster]

+Glitch MC THANK YOU

[@user-vf3cb7vk8z]

I hope he turns into a KZbinr like the gaming badger but with more frequent uploads. Reaction videos are cool too.

[@bwtrickster]

A Very Kind Guy No no gaming i just want montage parodies

[@lukethelegend9705]

Only now, six years later, have I realized how absolutely fucking terrifying that “psychopath massacres 59” is. According to the hitman wiki, on the map Pyro was playing on, there were 61 NPCs. *Out of everyone who attended that event, only two got out alive.*

[@ilovegameing-xi3oo]

oh thats how you get that i always got Deranged Slayer cuz i killed everyone

[@spoonmerchant7188]

THE LAST WHITEWOODS BOARDWALK OUTRO

[@lostcable2193]

Sad days...

[@dagamer7434]

ITS STILL HERE

[@dagamer7434]

@Atlas Bennett the outro is still there nonetheless

[@reportedworm4314]

dagamer 743 they didn’t dare touch this masterpiece. Petscop who?

[@dagamer7434]

@@reportedworm4314 2 and who rhyme, petscop 2?

[@famous305matrix]

When I die, I want my last words to be "Well this mission was a completed total success".

[@teodordanesc8575]

oooh yeaah, it's going to be good bleach, wow.. i am going to die from it

[@Pyrocynical]

the guy at the end of the video is me

[@ashwolfenson377]

K

[@pika6782]

if your channel turns I to a gaming channel people will start asking if you stopped commentaries

[@marble6090]

oooooo

[@criminal723]

Fat

[@joshuapreza6463]

Oh wow that's great I am going to watch it

[@echowoq]

6 year’s old and i still love this video

[@zeon6491]

Time fucking flies man.

[@berkyazar6929]

7 years old

[@JakandDaxterAddict]

Same here

[@magentamoth621]

*_"Now The Nail Gun Is A Totally Slienced Weapon Emiting No Sound"_* *Guards Run In*

[@misplacedentity4901]

Magenta Freak they want Ed to see the silenced weapon

[@sunuvo5464]

Oh boy. Its going to be GREAT gameplay. WOAH. I'm going to see it.

[@jacksmith8386]

WOOOW

[@levi4275]

Oh mannn*

[@drewgauthier1521]

What is the name of this game. It's depressing but I know it's hitman I just don't know the rest of the title

[@Vivian-pt4ky]

git gud

[@zaraeraesmith7510]

gr8 b8 m8

[@TheFsuAtl]

is that colossal is crazy

[@Rigbymen]

No, It's Patrick

[@graybler]

+FsuAtl hey I couldn't get in contact with keem sooooo where my yeezys at?

[@Names4Noobs]

are you searching for memes too

[@targz_]

Fist me pappi

[@low-resghul8306]

+FsuAtl Yes, and the fox fucker just killed him. Shame, I was looking forward to the Keemstar video :(

[@callmeEnvy]

THIS MADE ME LOVE HITMAN MORE

[@blank3683]

Watch modest pelican he makes funny hitman videos like this

[@agnieszkafalkowski7310]

Same here, this video actually made me play the game and comeback to it years later 😁

[@cappella264]

Bro this INTRODUCED me to hitman and I will never regret it

[@nathaniscringe1717]

same I'm already a very big fan of hitman

[@woshiben]

5:06 *"Don't shoot me! I'm just a humble hitman for hire."* LMFAO THAT PART KILLED ME XD

[@flamible25]

That part I almost died of laughter at.

[@bricktea3645]

Be aware of psychic cop!

[@johnnyg4mer764]

5:12 "I've now gone from Bald Man in a Suit to Bald Man in Bath Robes. *_No one will suspect me."_*

[@Pioxys]

Moral of the story: No one fucks with corky the clown

[@kebdin]

Or wheel chair camera man

[@chef5150dotpsd]

Especially unfiltered comic sans

[@Niinnniii]

Or the dinkster

[@loxpitr7467]

+XxUniqueUnicornxX Somebody ring the dinkster?

[@SeyyahKebuter]

+Lox Pitr NO!

[@SolviKaaber]

Pyro If you are reading this then please make more of these. I almost died of laughter and I was put in a hospital. My mom is crying because she can't afford all of the medical bills. This video is a masterpiece. Easily top 5 of all your videos.

[@MrSweeneyPlays]

Agreed

[@kobezz.1]

I know right xD

[@Adraria8]

Saaym dawg

[@SquidSnipes]

+SolviKaaber fat

[@Diego-lp2du]

yep

[@jasonweixler8381]

“Im going to be killed by this unstoppable foe” Wheelchair man: *ight imma head out*

[@RongCrow]

The title of this video makes a lot more sense now

[@pripdipstick]

Awwwwww, pyro has always wanted to do gameplay, awwwww, he seems so happy.

[@Jigglypaws]

Yeah...really happy

[@Pebphiz]

+Filip Pham -"Someone please end my miserable existence," Pyro 2016-

[@wowfly6485]

why...

[@jasononapex]

"the garbage is right where it always is" "your garbage"

[@yukiteruamano8684]

You're*

[@MarlonBitoy]

+Yukiteru Amano yandere fat

[@trydodis690]

+Yukiteru Amano roasted

[@lock_with_ink_pen]

+Jwhit cx you're*

[@JackPorter]

+Jwhit cx you're

[@palo6559]

8:45 I couldn't stop laughing

[@sleepwalk6948]

"Now the nail gun is a completely soundless-" *millions of guards enter*

[@lemonsticks4754]

The Cheat code worked! I can't feel anything

[@prettydank1786]

Ok, bye

[@kiiwikiori7542]

Yay!

[@jorgejimenez9414]

hacker hacker!!

[@willbrack7069]

Same

[@lemonsticks4754]

i can give you the hax m8

[@snailevangelist]

Yes Pyro, these videos ARE better than your KZbin commentaries.

[@MrRomanrin]

+Elijah Morton YES !

[@TheChriskilla100]

I still like them even that's true.

[@hdee9206]

no

[@alexdegroot142]

These videos are as good as the commentaries! I just like them both

[@willbrack7069]

Agreed

[@sirdino2613]

The Codename makes sense now

[@officialgoosestudios7151]

I want a spin off series of Psychic cop having to team up with a clown despite his objections leading to Clown learning to love again as they tour Russia on the hunt for a TV furry youtuber assassin who targets old men with some type of crippled disadvantaged

[@AlbarbTheGreat]

And that, my friends is the story of baited!

[@computerizedcocaineaddicti3703]

That was wild from start to finish

[@kylegarrick8994]

This entire Psychic Cop series was amazing, I hope they either remake the classic PS2 games or make an entirely new one. It was a journey that is comparable to MGS3 on European Extreme.

[@Rookynightwing]

Dont lie Pyro we know you didnt use a cheat code to get to level 7 you just used code Keem

[@nickandreescu1192]

+Rooky Wow So funni

[@redface583]

Ayyyyyyyyyyy lmao

[@nickgraves9688]

Lol

[@Rasmus3902]

+iiSuhaty Nick mad?

[@nickandreescu1192]

159 likes fucking degenerate.

[@Aa1a1a1]

awsome make more!!!!!

[@Aa1a1a1]

!

[@xXOmegaXxPlays]

I guess you could say he got hit, man Kill me please

[@shadowangel6811]

+Omega _ fat

[@yaboireedy2.0]

Nice profile pic

[@austinrose1142]

+Blake Reed THIS IS SPARTAAAAA kill me PLEASEEEEE!

[@deadspace4755]

If a video makes you watch it multiple times in a lifetime, then it is a legendary video. Pyrocynical thank you

[@sigurd3580]

Typo in the title, Im pretty sure its meant to say Hitman: Codename NFKRZ

[@rafalswiniarski3866]

No Hitman:Codename cu**

[@backbewbz5708]

8:49 wheelchair man vs stairs, stairs won with a brutality

[@potatopilottv]

Actually the final boss is Stephen Hawkings

[@minniemouse3497]

_Stairs_ His one weakness.

[@Mining4Lithium]

STAIRS ARE THE ENEMY - STHEPHEN HAWKINS

[@zino11gaming38]

+XxX_IRON_SIDES_XxX i WARNED YOU ABOUNT THE STARIRS DOG It KEEPS HAPPPENINNG I TOLD YOU BRO

[@loetsi4745]

no homestuck

[@SoSheolH]

WOAH BE CAREFUL THERE THAT'S PRETTY *EDGY*

[@Autumn9]

still my favorite pyro video to this day

[@MiningIron]

These Hitman videos first introduced me to Pyro about 6-7 years ago and dang… that intro and and animation makes me SUPER nostalgic :(

[@seb1520]

Same here man 😭

[@rintheult7100]

0/10 stomedy wasn't in the skin insanity clinic.

[@schmolberry]

Stomady is the funnest you tuber ever 💯

[@Weirdedness]

When a fire starts to burn, yeah, and it starts to spread.

[@troubledgaming7005]

WHO CAN SAY WHERE THE

[@nicolasbutler3296]

When she brings that attitude home and you want to do nothing with your life. #drinkbleach

[@leyanisdiaz8330]

there was a forest fire noon here BTW

[@ThaneDukeHeineken]

Only song from The Crew I actually remember.

[@wittyusername9544]

Bring that woman with the little attitude to here as she jumps over a cliff of foxyness and pyrocynical.

[@mr.r1178]

47: Slaughters target and 58 other NPCs Newspaper: "Psychopath massacres 59!" Shows picture of 47's target 47: Better stay away from him

[@CrimsonVexiduos]

i played this game 100s of times and i never knew about the secret of getting up from your deathbed

[@NotRJ001]

CrimsonKing Late as fuck....

[@911Maci]

when the game was new my classmate told me about the secret ending i thought he just made that up i also tried and i couldnt get up on the end

[@fzwwa14y163vcfgteku]

its not a secret if you actually watched the cutscene you would have seen that diana kissed 47, giving him the antidote.

[@kuzey2513]

I got that idea first time when I spammed space key to pass the cutscene and then 47 woke up

[@Direk627]

I tought diana betrayed 47 but no she just betrayed agency in absolution for victoria's good and hitman absolution reminds me of movie the professional

[@jeromeryan4550]

no matter what pyro does im gonna watch it he will make anything funny

[@kyubey4898]

+jerome ryan Pyro Reacts: Coming next month

[@Moon-fm3uf]

+jerome ryan even him watching dead babys?

[@Jay-ox7ww]

+iCytus ㅤ woooooow I'm going to see it

[@jeromeryan4550]

iCytus ㅤ ye

[@moondoor9031]

*Pyrosanical San*!!! Great moves, great videos, keep it up, proud of you. #PyroSan #GreatMoves #ProudOfYou

[@jordanhorne1173]

Hi

[@Pyrocynical]

+Italo Barbosa yes

[@ghostrider115]

#niceshirtfatkys

[@Pintexx]

h3h3 into vibes

[@nightmare5707]

Make pryo proud, haters are racist trains

[@enflamedhuevos]

Dang that old intro

[@gizmoray721]

"You wanna strip search Corky The Clown?!" *"No one strip searches Corky The Clown."*

[@five7]

Was the end a face reveal?

[@WolfEffectzz]

yes

[@Vheneu]

Yes

[@Double400]

+Carson Williams No.

[@KingMasterKing]

I think it's NFKERZ and Colossal

[@Vheneu]

Thats definitely pyro

[@saigethemage3392]

Autism affects 1 in 5.

[@saigethemage3392]

Pyro was the d00d doing the sick Razer tricks.

[@saigethemage3392]

Well it would be helpful if I knew his girlfriend's twitter. Also, the dude who speaks at the end sounds nothing like Pyro.

[@Chrysaor117]

um yeah kind of i mean he isnt speaking in a mic at the end so the sound quality wont be as good

[@saigethemage3392]

Also, in Leafy's roast he keeps calling Pyro fat. That dude is skinny as fuck. And your point about the mic quality doesn't even apply because that dude's voice is much higher than Pyro's.

[@Chrysaor117]

Reaver and you know 100 percent that leafy has seen pyro

[@silvalucystar8152]

8:52 > my soul temporarily left my body from laughing so much-

[@roosterprodigy5370]

I can’t believe it’s been 7 years since I watched this channel. The intro/outro sent nostalgic chills down my spine ❤

[@apropercuppa8612]

Was that a double-kill? "Mum, Mum!" Followed by the Horseman of the Apocalypse in a Wheelchair scene. Brilliant.

[@ouroboros7466]

MORE

[@Brickertown]

Less, actually

[@Nonameisback999]

less, I loved this channel because the commentaries...

[@ouroboros7466]

+meganinja119 well that's your opinion dude... one video like this once in a week wont kill anybody

[@snakeice5389]

Moar

[@Gomes_BR]

Moreee

[@notsosadbart6343]

Wheelchair man met his greatest adversary *STAIRS*

[@WanderingLoner1]

XD

[@syamimfikri8083]

7:27 The allegation in a nutshell

[@ImMarno]

This Is the funniest videos you are making yet WE WANT MORE!

[@teddy9583]

whos we?

[@ernestosilva9813]

+The Nipple Mistro the viewers that enjoy this content

[@ImMarno]

The Nipple Mistro The subscribers

[@SeanNaut]

+ShadderMic lol yep

[@krypttt]

this will forever be one of youtube's greatest videos.

[@JackyWackyPSD]

Pyronical: *Uses sleeping gas grenade* *ITS MEGA EFFECTIVE*

[@caisonrivera9207]

"I've gone from bald man in a suit to bald man in a bathrobe" this isn't even my final form.

[@NitroHak]

3:47 More like Pyropath Am I right guys?! Kill me please

[@Applekinz]

I was thinking more of Psychocynical. Pretty much the same thing but backwards.

[@YamaikoHiro]

+C̶a̶v̶e̶ ̶J̶o̶h̶n̶s̶o̶n̶ no

[@yThos]

Applekinz Yep.

[@RyszardPoster27]

lol xD

[@thesmokeybadger0123]

when he said "oh my god my arch nemisis psychic cop" i died with laughter

[@maxwellpaynewell5305]

I just got my wisdom teeth removed and this is the first video I watched afterwords. Still funny after all these years, even without massive amounts of drugs in my system

[@I_am_Mic]

My brother: uses cheat code Me: wait why is my brother dead on the ground

[@daninyn]

honestly this is better than the commentary videos, you have less risk of issues popping up with other people and its funnier imo please keep making them

[@aleksandre7730]

+Chiralmia I'm wasn't even subbed to him when I watched this video,but this is the funniest gaming commentary video I've seen.

[@spoderman7455]

Fat

[@Pierocynacool]

NEVER TRUST A CLOWN

[@Pierocynacool]

+Anthony Fantano K

[@ZoppyGoblin]

+Pierocynacool i pictured this in a voice of pure pain because of your profile pic

[@batspam1013]

Why so serious?

[@MODEPIIC]

nice meme

[@EmperorPalpatine0108]

Hilarious. He should make more like this.

[@anthropicchaos5253]

6:17 - pretty much petscop 1

[@TheDizzynesss]

Wow Oooo ahhhh This is going to be a great game I'm going to play it

[@unlimitedwolf-8930]

You're everywhere jeez.

[@Vivian-pt4ky]

wooooooow

[@sonicrulez0830]

+Nate Stevens He's not as bad as Jipper or some shit. He is literally everywhere.

[@joelh3030]

+Undeniably Matt who tf is jipper?

[@Shahmina2512]

This comment was epic

[@thirdtemple9179]

2:33 Top 10 Saddest Anime Deaths

[@BrandonEmery_]

Even now, this is still an amazing video. The skin insanity joke will never get old

[@southofheaven15]

Characters: North korean chairman KZbin cameraman Corky the clown Wheelchair man Fat Man protected by Elfan magic Cops First witness Guard Humble hitman for hire Psychic cop Garbage FBI

[@codders9911]

You forgot old man Esteban senior

[@disgruntledmural7171]

Lol, ave maria playing in the background.

[@GlitchyShadow13]

thank god you're moving away from that leafy bullshit great moves proud of you

[@TKsh1]

This is original content.

[@GlitchyShadow13]

***** yes, we have a 3 day weekend this weekend no school or work on monday mwahahaha

[@somescrub8960]

its a 3 day weekend here in australia to

[@MrItsaplane]

+GlitchyShadow13 He's still doing reaction commentaries.....honestly it's better as a mix.

[@sebl9198]

+GZLAnnihilation the leafy bullshit style is cancer for me, i prefer games honestly

[@matcorona4087]

You know it’s been 6 years but I still agree with pyros decision of using the nail gun

[@etourdie]

Fun fact, his wheelchair can be a witness

[@reymonmoe5422]

LOOOL TECHSOURCE AT THE BEGINNING

[@mohc6865]

Yes

[@jonatanp007]

techsource

[@jeremylo4283]

+Kaneki Ken yeah but why? Whats the relation with Edgar and Pyro?

[@mohc6865]

+Jeremy Lo (Zeatheon) nobody knows

[@greensword6236]

+Kaneki Ken yeah :D

[@valourah9001]

Hmm, when can we expect pyrosanical, and Hitman 12: Wheelchair Man Rises to be released by the Pyrocynic Corporation?

[@dawoodrangam3985]

In 69 years

[@valourah9001]

Cringy Indian DANGIT!!!!!!

[@dawoodrangam3985]

+Zirinash Calabourdon Well, pyro says if we give him a bj we might see it sooner

[@valourah9001]

+Cringy Indian Cheeky.......

[@dawoodrangam3985]

Yes. Better give him that bj you know......

[@SN1PEZ_YT_TTV]

Blood money is now on mobile. So guys, we did it.

[@jennyfisher3765]

when you go to a pet clinic but dont see any pets: weve been tricked, weve been backstabbed, weve been, quite possibly, bamboozled

[@Brickertown]

Wow. 21 seconds in and there's already a dislike. This is going to be gr8 movie. I'm going to see it.

[@jhonerycontreras9676]

wow

[@jesiahrichardson8716]

fake

[@Brickertown]

0h n0 m8 1ts r3al

[@willsonmcweed1848]

+joseph 456 fake

[@mr.whisper2286]

21

[@CyanTeamProductions]

I love the part when

[@JuanTorres-nx4hp]

dude I love that part!

[@kyros9848]

+thewalrus cat Dude, spoilers man.

[@RapPlaylistOnly]

+thewalrus cat same

[@mojodarreth]

he took 2 pyrosanicals

[@bryanbartee1941]

fat

[@JoseHernandez-Mendez]

Old man Esteban Senior, Psychic Cop, Corky The Clown in Unfiltered Comic Sans, and Wheelchair Man The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Slow, but always present

[@svenango8524]

I miss this type of content so much. Pyro, your low quality videos IS what made them enjoyable. You underestimated them way too much. They're hilarious, a lot of people thought that as well. I'm not begging you to remake videos like this, I just find it unfortunate how much you dislike them. You always had a way to make me laugh for days, man. Miss the old days

[@sampletext8552]

money got to him

[@Teskalis]

Yeah, I wish he made more gameplay videos.

[@Kanetsugi]

What he dislikes these ????

[@elaftos7136]

Pyro, start making more of these videos and you can kind of move away from the drama and the overrated satire. 'm sure everyone will upport you.

[@elaftos7136]

+Boltzy im

[@AlHak33m]

+Boltzy I'm

[@edg6779]

+Boltzy i am

[@KevinLikesBananas]

he makes one every two days

[@AlHak33m]

epicduck gaming I am

[@mko2598]

Do more of these videos! theyre more fun to watch.

[@mko2598]

(sometimes)

[@SideWays8Person64]

Everyone all gangsta till the wheelchair man packing heat

[@shashumgadimbo6857]

Lmao I found a fake deep voice one Brings me back

[@BrandonJackal]

I lost it when wheelchair man was coming over the horizon

[@PreVailTzg]

Keep Up The Amazing Work Pyro! ;)

[@DeezNutscom-ne4wt]

Hi TZG!!!!!!!!

[@jesiahrichardson8716]

fake

[@willsonmcweed1848]

+joseph 456 fake

[@internetconnoisseur5661]

fat

[@PreVailTzg]

+Dezh Son?

[@pringus8200]

N E V E R T R U S T T H E C L O W N

[@Fordragon602]

the guy tripped with wheelchair and died

[@blaziken986]

Fucking love pyro 😂😂

[@ricthecusco4428]

Love fucking Pyro ✈️ 💥🏢🏢

[@Ozcaty]

fat

[@taalis1784]

+inferno bro chill

[@mkdspro64]

😂😂😂😂👌👌👌😹💯💯💯😹😹💯💯💯💯👌👌👌

[@gseptie]

+Mamba Rivera Fat

[@zestr870]

THIS IS SUPORT IM SHOWING IT

[@gerbius]

+King Chin yup, natural Internet.

[@shadowhalk225]

+MR.SuperLololo Why does Venom have the eye patch on his left eye?

[@WannaFoightMeMstyle]

+Itz Timmeh u mad bruh?

[@ktdpfnetwork9630]

It's been over a year and it's still my favorite video from Pyro.

[@dived4thepill968]

This is honestly probably my favorite pyro video

[@UnisusMC]

Club penguin gameplay pls

[@dylanc6604]

+Jonathan C OH MY GODD YASSSSSS

[@mywifetookthekids.3008]

It's the C family, finally reuniting in the comment section

[@ll-ij1kb]

dad i don't want to be in this family

[@UnisusMC]

wtf this garbage comment got 65 likes

[@dylanc6604]

ye boi its all thanks to me sunny boy

[@TheTinfoilmanlive]

Leafy that voice of yours just made me Love you foil life

[@dinglebubkus9609]

praise be our Lord and savior

[@brodypullishy932]

+Mr Tinfoil oh

[@arbenhysa]

Eyyy it's you

[@richardface4504]

Oh it's the man who dedicated himself to being a meme

[@radd1700]

He has arrived

[@leonardcanon9326]

1:13 im gonna sue io interactive😹 can't stop laughing at this part

[@bin9543]

He faked his voice so bad during this time.

[@TheAUTcheker]

Thats one of the best videos ive seen from Pyro.

[@biigg22]

miss this shit

[@01nice14]

Pissed myself laughing, please do more!

[@zachjgriffus]

Watching these old pyro videos brings me back to a better time on KZbin :)

[@EMROXRealm]

Please make more, this is hilarious!

[@SoniaLawliet]

Is it me or Pyro is actually getting funnier and funnier

[@hypnoticskull6342]

NOBODY STRIPS CORKY THE CLOWN

[@billsy848]

Pyro, I think your commentaries are awesome, but your videos like this are absolutely hilarious! You really should make more of them!