HITMAN Professional Mode Challenges - Hokkaido - A Bit of a Stretch, Smoking Kills + 2 More

[@GuLe18]

Mess with the heat to kill Yuki with the pushy, don't mess with the heat to kill Yuki with the sushi.

[@ICACJ]

THAT IS SORT OF ACCURATE.

[@timantonsenforfaen355]

You're so underated its insane, its a shame the games you play dosent have a bigger fanbase:/

[@Andreas_Mann]

I like to have him for ourselves. Bigger KZbinrs always turn into shite.

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

Jin That is star syndrome for you...

[@broosy4819]

lol 2 years later

[@red9348]

broosy lol 3 months later

[@34thexperience]

broosy lol 4 months later

[@goosevillenews7932]

"..." "..." "... sorry, I thought I was going to sneeze." *best intro ever*

[@bigMooney06]

Hey CJ. Swearing's not the thing YT are going after, all the "ad-friendly" stuff is just kinda at random as far as I can tell. I've had loads of videos re-approved after being hit and I swear every other word. Just so you know that going through the effort of censoring yourself is just kinda a thankless task, they'll still ding the videos anyway. Keep doing what you're doing though mate! I'm enjoying the content! :)

[@ICACJ]

Sometimes I suspect titles with words having any possible negative connotation. Other times I suspect whatever system they use to flag copyright audio is smart enough to detect curses. Other times not a clue. Yes it is pretty random. Regardless the beeps made me laugh anyway. I really enjoy yours too. Would you be interested in doing a collab sometime? I was thinking maybe you do your thing with the sub contracts. And then we could brainstorm a strategy to destroy it on the leaderboard with something awesome. Might be funny to try to get you to replicate some of the tricks too. I've found a few cool ones in the contract IDs your subs leave for you and can link you IDs and vids of my solutions. Let me know. I think it could be pretty funny.

[@drangod]

EY BIGMOONEY BIG FAN OF YOU AND CJ! And yes, good god. Please do a collab.

[@NazeMinaj]

Please do a collab. For the love of God, I love you both so much

[@profsnowleopard5326]

yep, a great idea

[@bigMooney06]

Fair enough bud. I've been trying to come up with titles/thumbnails/tags that don't get hit by the ad-bot straight away. So far it's not been happening right away, but after a few days it gets hit. If you appeal it right away they always seem to get it re-approved within about 12-24 hours. There's a few videos I appealed two weeks ago that are still sitting as ad-unfriendly so it's as if they forgot about them or something. =/ But either way, I don't think they strike videos for swearing within the actual video though. I must swear about 200+ times a video in most cases but once they were manually reviewed by an actual person they seem to think it's fine for ads. So I think it's more to do with other "less savoury" behavior they're looking for. Yeah, some sort of collab sounds great man. I dunno how well I'd be able to keep up with the crazy speedrun strats though, haha. But I'm sure we'll figure it out. If you're on skype send me a message on my YT inbox and I'll send an add on there.

[@punkstarfunk]

CJ stands for Cannabis Joint

[@genocidalsanta3781]

Definitely brings new meaning to "let's do some more"

[@MathiasL5]

Jeg sauna hende ikke is a Danish pun (sauna sounds like savner, which means 'miss') the sentence means "I do not miss her"

[@HarbingerIV]

Or in the punny way, "I did not sauna her"

[@drangod]

That's the same in Norwegian.

[@joerieper6768]

Fun fact: sweden is like only country that has own word for sauna. And word sauna is from Finland where saunas were invented.

[@xerxes3501]

JoeRieper im from sweden eller inte

[@joerieper6768]

@@xerxes3501 I really don't know what that means. I am from Finland and my swedish skills are really bad as I live in area where less than 1% speaks sweden so I never used it. I just know some of that language :)

[@TheBlackEnigma]

Finally, we get another vid from CJ, and now "let's do some more"

[@evanb2437]

Hey CJ just wanted to tell you I recently found the channel and love your work - love the skill you have and also your calm demeanor, which is really refreshing compared to most youtubers

[@mendietv]

family friend cj. 8.5/10 because its polite.

[@Stothedqd]

Mr. CJ i come from village with only 1 tv. we watch your gamesplays and we love it. me and my neighbor brother Nelson walk 32 miles to town to use internet so we can access youtube to leave comment on your channel. we love you

[@matthewbailey8001]

damn that is dedication my guy

[@MegaLietuvislt]

Just discovered your channel, I love the game, the gameplay, the commentary, the vocabulary and your voice, keep doing what you're doing :)

[@SoulCalMusic]

This video should be renamed: CJ vs the English language :D Just kidding CJ, love these video's, keep 'em coming!

[@VIVIAN81]

Your videos are so entertaining lmao I love the personality you bring to them

[@justacephalopod5111]

Lol. All your names for Yuki really started to make me laugh. Very happy YT recommended this channel to me today.

[@ko60655]

"let's grab this bust right here"

[@overtheworl]

You a busta CJ. Straight busta!

[@The_Kewzler]

It sucks that KZbin makes you censor your videos I wish people could just understand it’s a joke. Awesome videos man, I really enjoy your pro mode videos and commentary, they are super underrated and top tier 👌🏻

[@ICACJ]

They didn't make me censor anything. I chose to.

[@TheForeverAddicted]

it's awesome to see and hear you in such good spirits and excited about the game. awesome. I'm still keeping my hopes up for challenge videos for H3 with cam and and stuff although I fear that's not probably coming. I think this is the best Hitman content on youtube dude and would love to see you solve the challenges in the new one with a brand new dancing cat and puns and jokes etc.. .Stay well. You're the king of this hitman thing. : )

[@ncrtrooper1946]

I just want to thank you for letting me find your channel. Because of you I have discovered my new favorite game series and my favorite youtuber. (It’s you by the way)

[@paulcar2356]

"stop it, my mouth can't keep up with this stuff", that's what she said

[@outlawkaz6715]

Love your videos and strategies CJ you're a cool dude and keep up the amazing work. Much love from Franny D Sanny

[@bradc1188]

I swear you are like the only yt channel I have watched nearly every video 😂 :)

[@RamGilamar]

1:40 in the morning, sleep or CJ? Well, who needs sleep anyways?

[@EviLaKzRay]

You make video with passion

[@milanlicina1461]

You are a great youtuber CJ! Love your videos let's do some more haha... Sorry for bad eng i'm from Croatia! :)

[@nghiadinh7061]

how exactly does the explosion at 05:12 kill Soders?

[@runbeforeyougetintrouble168]

**Yuki Suzuki finds a box of cigarettes on her table** Yuki: Time to find a place to light up these babies CJ: Light up these babies? are you an Infant Incinerator?

[@b166erthanexpected]

what a legend, hope he comes back to deliver us some amazing content

[@ICACJ]

back soon.

[@yuffmymateria7859]

Great video. Just felt like you were having an extra good time in this one. Been waiting for a new one tbh, was a welcome sight in my sub box

[@legocosmic8423]

Great Video CJ, Love all your Professional Challenges you did on this game. Keep up with the amazing work

[@PhoenixFlight94]

This CJ guy knows a thing or two about this whole hitman thing

[@aryazdutt]

I wish I could like the video 47 thousand times just for "Yuki Suzuki Faluki Deruki with fugu poisonned sushi".

[@inkblowout]

I watched your video cj and bruh the video is clean af bro. Amazing quality and content once again Cj :)

[@AgeingFPS]

Great humour, along with very classy gameplay is a top combination CJ.

[@rayne5098]

When you wake up at 8am for work and see on your notifications 'New video from CJ' so you phone in sick and spend all day watching pro mode videos 😀

[@ionstriker3721]

CJ, when you throw the c4 at the wall and kill soders, how does he die?

[@jonnyapplefriend401]

Gardener does have cigarettes

[@ryzo7324]

Love these, got excited to get home when I seen the notifications

[@BygoneT]

I can't wait for HITMAN Season 2 honestly. Shame IOI hasn't said anything in a long time.

[@allmightymyself8205]

Another super Vid. Thx CJ

[@robx4582]

I get Friday off in the uk so I just woke up , Thx for the video ❤️

[@LordHypnos4]

Agent 47 is such a badass that he snatched a man's scalp from his head and used it as a disguise.

[@GypsyEyez_]

Matt Schilling it's a tupee dude chill

[@ICACJ]

If only Konny's hair came with the disguise too.

[@neoncity1557]

I just come here for the humor

[@loboloob739]

are you streaming somewhere? coz it's very tempting to watch it live :)

[@Monkmandan]

Censors curse words in a video of horrible contract murders.lol

[@jakobsin8414]

I really enjoy this content

[@borhanl6135]

Do you have a Twitch channel?

[@MrNinjafreak]

I'm having trouble with a contract. There is 4 targets, and the last target requires you to kill him with a explosive device. However, no one has seen me killing anyone and no bodies was spotted everytime I finished it, but still no SA rank. It keeps telling me that someone noticed my kill(s). Which is impossible considering that I wasen't spotted, they didn't find any bodies, and I did hide the last target (the one who get's killed with ex device) far away from other guards or civilians before activating the device, and I activated it when I was nearby extraction. Any ideas what to do?

[@ICACJ]

you are exiting too fast. wait 2 seconds after explosion kill to hit the exit prompt. that condition is by design to prevent stupid shit like this. kzbin.info/www/bejne/nXbFgmSvaJelY5o

[@MrNinjafreak]

Ah I see. Thx man, I'll try waiting 2 secs first :)

[@MrNinjafreak]

It worked ^^

[@sochaker1]

can’t understand the way you killed Soders. any explanation?

[@ICACJ]

he's on the other side of that wall.

[@sochaker1]

CJ but there is distance between Soders and that wall. never thought explosion from outside could kill Soders. thx for reply:D

[@EddieCreative]

Where do you stream?

[@ICACJ]

on youtube.

[@thedemonferrari]

assassins that know yoga. good job 47

[@Conduit_K]

Man i miss these videos

[@devenchinso]

How do you get those gold XP guns and..... You seem high ASF CJ. Lol.

[@hallmarkmetals6874]

Mess with the heat to get Yuki with the Pushi. Sounds like a song.

[@mariuszrachwalski8286]

I came here for CJ's EPIC laugh. P.S. You Look badass with that beard

[@KrimsonBeat]

fun fact: to taint a fugu fish, you just cut it up like a regular fish... if you don't stun the fish with a blunt hit and then remove the poison sacs and thoroughly wash, the poison spreads through the glands/meat

[@Capp27]

How do I unlock the silver baller?

[@ICACJ]

unlocks are all shown in mastery tab for each mission. That one is in paris.

[@matejtomala3166]

What a noob

[@ruslansayfullin6194]

Thank you very much for this video!

[@iNeZee.]

Really Yuki's Pushi killed her, Ya know too big appetite For Pushi :D

[@chrispy8177]

“Decker, I mean Dexter has a pack of cigarettes on him, don’t know about the gardener” - CJ 2017 Then I’m like I know CJ’s got some that’s confirmed

[@ICACJ]

I have not smoked on cam in about 6 months.... so maybe it isn't. Ok you're right.

[@bmburke]

Would love to see CJ livestream sometime.

[@averytatavitto9333]

The adpocalypse is here

[@budgie227]

You should upload your first playthroughs when season 2 arrives

[@mtndew4746]

the sauna challenge name is in finnish

[@Cygnus0lor]

No it's not. It's in Danish.

[@ADSM31]

Cj have u seen Big Mooney

[@ICACJ]

Yes but have not seen Ramon.

[@ADSM31]

CJ play a kill everyone challenge

[@robx4582]

Arjan Musafir In one of his vids he did give him a shoutout by saying he did crazy "Family friendly bleep

[@jedaaa]

Rain, what ?

[@therealspectre6132]

Why am I always high on weed when I don't use drugs?

[@stavros7277]

Time to change the name of the game in "Bumpman".

[@LordHypnos4]

15:47 Burn baby burn! Infant inferno! Burn baby burn!

[@MrAVFCJensen]

Keep em coming CJ!

[@MrAVFCJensen]

BTW. Jeg Sauna Hende Ikke means, I don't miss her. It's Danish. Sauna sounds like the word "miss" in Danish ;)

[@bittewartensienameladt8528]

An ad actually played before the vid so dont worry

[@apollothefirst]

Impressive!

[@mohitvarsha6160]

CJ feeling very satisfied as he uses the F word.

[@dillon4031]

"The solution to that was to just..." *shoots guard in back* LOL

[@indolvck]

Let's do some more!!

[@faint5738]

It’s funny how yuki falluki mamooki’s guards don’t find the chef that just served the dead woman fugu suspicious because after she died he sprints off

[@linux_penguin]

Dexter,nthe gardener and one of the grey hair staff room guards have cigarettes

[@Tobiibiias]

First like and then watch German greets, CJ

[@LunchBoxThe]

i like this guy

[@KrimsonBeat]

in hitman, you should be able to disguise as a woman.. and when NPCs say "hey you're not a woman", hitman responds with "how dare you misgender me, you heteronormative pig" .. hitman updated for today's world

[@TheRealPsychoBeats]

you look like Morgan from the Walking Dead

[@lovePotato]

Love yours videos CJ, thx for that

[@stephanhernandez814]

Your laugh is so cute

[@ICACJ]

KappaPride

[@spaghettipotsucka2532]

Cj reminds me of the dude

[@Indygenous]

No one's gonna say it? A'ight I'll do it. 9:40 "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

[@brhvitor4]

NEW VIDEO BABEEE!

[@drangod]

_"Jeg Sauna Hende Ikke"_ - Three of those words are norwegian, although it doesn't make any sense. _"Jeg"_ = Me _"Hende"_ = Happen _"Ikke"_ = Not So directly translated it is: _"Me Sauna Happen Not"_

[@zenodio3D]

It’s a Danish phrase, “jeg savner hende ikke” Means “I don’t miss her” Except “savner” is replaced with “sauna” Because, well, you kill her in a sauna. It’s a play on words, obviously. IO Interactive is a Danish company, their games are filled with little references that only Danes understand

[@torbjrngeorgsen5985]

Its danish. The developers are danish

[@theolemaigre7210]

just realised agent 47 is camerashy...

[@combineadvisor572]

oh btw the one you couldn't pronounce i believe is in finnish

[@lunchdinnerlunch]

Max Dexter and Amos Decker

[@ICACJ]

Amax Deckter.

[@mrdfk9410]

Lol I forgot about Dexter from Absolution being in this game!

[@oshke5225]

wait he is? edit: oh yeah i watched the rest of the vid

[@ICACJ]

it isn't dexter from absolution. he's dead at this point. it is suggested they are related though.

[@oshke5225]

@@ICACJ Thanks for making that clear

[@weisss94]

1:47 its not german i dunno what language it is but i am german and that is definetly not german

[@bchlebik]

You remind me of Dave attell

[@garou1508]

19:21 SURE you didn't intentionally poison it XD

[@remu5947]

7.42 yami yamazuki

[@stylintylin77]

"OPPS" lmao

[@dankeykang6587]

U look like Aaron Lewis from Staind bro!

[@potatopriorites5652]

NON-TARGET KILL: All ad revenue for this video

[@archive1442]

Sushi ほんしょう。へんでいっけ。Hokkaido Is in Japanese mate. I am studying Japanese and I can pronounce the Romaji names.

[@Odin12347]

I'M A BIG FAN OFF CJ AND BIG MONEY YAY HAHHAHAHAH

[@OakFeeds]

1:13

[@Odin12347]

😅😅😅😅