Guess the Brand from their Old Slogan

[@ChildishLumbino]

when I get the Hivemind notification, it never fails to make me happy. lifts my spirits you could say. kinda reminds me of the time Dignan lifted the spirit of my hamster by feeding it to his pet snapping turtle and sending his soul to the heavens

[@ch__rl]

dude doggy did something like that happened to my hamster too! except lifting the spirit and feeding the neck to a snapping turtle he just kinda drop kicked the thing in an effort to get it fueled up for a road trip.

[@elise94]

as a foreigner, hivemind unlimited is my favorite place to learn about the rich culture and history of the "united states"

[@zwitie3455]

why is united states in quotes

[@aj_inspace2043]

@@zwitie3455bc it’s not real

[@brumav9779]

@@aj_inspace2043I refuse to believe that Americans aren’t little actors

[@littlewolfgirl8707]

@@brumav9779we aren’t THAT little

[@littlewolfgirl8707]

Don’t look at my username

[@slippyguyslim8753]

I watch hivemind to simulate sitting with two friends who are close and have great chemistry and I stare at them across the table seething internally as they relish in their joy

[@strangerofthe2067]

Get a Google cardboard and then it’s like you’re sitting with them. Just be aware that the inevitable tears of loneliness from the realization that you’re not ACTUALLY sitting with them will soak into the cardboard if not careful.

[@slippyguyslim8753]

@@strangerofthe2067 tears ruining yet another friendship, even if cardboard

[@jazzii4460]

way too real

[@forthefrogs]

so true

[@MisterChickenWing]

"Soft Drink" is simply because its not a "Hard Drink" (aka alcoholic)

[@DJsocial7102]

So water should be a super soft drink or something.

[@surfingkiwi828]

@@DJsocial7102 water is the manliest drink

[@DJsocial7102]

@@surfingkiwi828 i love water, its just odd that something called a soft drink still has all kinds of carbonation and sugar when water is considerably less heavy and isnt called a soft drink.

[@surfingkiwi828]

@@DJsocial7102 yeah i get that it is pretty weird

[@rehnaanliker5931]

I definitely should not have learned this fact from a KZbin comment 😂

[@strangerofthe2067]

You guys should do a “2nd chance” episode where you’re asked questions from past videos that you both previously got wrong to see if you remember the correct answers. I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

[@watchdominion00]

This is a GREAT idea

[@ASOUE]

I think Riley would destroy in this game bc I’m pretty sure he edits the videos

[@mocapcow2933]

@@ASOUEGarby actually edits most of their videos.

[@simonsantacroce1589]

People don't often mention how goddamn good they are at creating hilarious bits, on the spot. Feel like i'm watching a scripted tv show it's so good.

[@boejudden9011]

What a fun and nostalgic episode! I learned so much! I have to say my favorite corporate slogan of all time has got to be this classic by Halliburton: "The United States and other nations did nothing to deserve or invite this threat. But we will do everything to defeat it. Instead of drifting along toward tragedy, we will set a course toward safety. Before the day of horror can come, before it is too late to act, this danger will be removed."

[@MyaSooon]

LMAO

[@wrestler375]

Huge W. The really should’ve kept it. Their new ‘We murder people for freedom’ slogan may be shorter but it doesn’t have the same ring to it.

[@treyebillups8602]

i’m guessing that’s a speech by george w bush before the iraq war?

[@imperiumflow9067]

I don’t recall Indiana Pacers point guard Tyrese Haliburton ever saying this?

[@heddadybvadskog-nebb5603]

Butterflies are apparently named after their poop. Long ago Dutch scientists observed them and noticed their poop when first transformed into proper butterflies, looked like butter (colour) and named them boterschijte = buttershit. Somehow the sh*t part got lost and the butter stayed. Funnily enough I once met a guy named Dignan who captured butterflies and kept them in cages so he could eat their poop so his hair would shine- and he did tell me it tasted like butter.

[@cootertown764]

This is so cool! Funnily enough the modern word for butterfly in Dutch is ‘vlinder’

[@nissanpuke7262]

I hope Riley can overcome his cigarette addiction. You can tell he always has nicotine in his mind because of how much he mentions the cigarettes in these productions. 😿

[@base4yrface]

What if he gets a really cool raspy voice and starts a 60’s style country career

[@Ower06]

fr man, i was hoping he would learn his lesson after what happened to the first dignan but it doesn’t seem like it 😔

[@nuclearwaffle11]

1:18 "there was no shamrock shake, we hated the irish back then " caught me way off guard. good stuff gang

[@yourfriendlukejackson]

“We have nothing to hide” - HIVEMIND UNLIMITED - Got a ring to it

[@Malpractice101]

nothing to hive

[@dewipayne5397]

"we did not commit a string of robberies in 1996-1999" - hivemind unlimited-

[@kt-nc1uw]

every hivemind video is like a chaotic improv open mic night where every line is a surprise

[@dabiskitt]

7:11 I’m so happy riley is as nerdy about Skeuomorphs as I am

[@cbsnewsatlanta]

The FBI has a slogan. If the case isn't solved yet, Dignan did it

[@boejudden9011]

they must have changed it from "we put the ASS in assassination of beloved civil rights leaders"

[@shoreZ]

Thank you CBS News Atlanta

[@lyonkang7402]

Your profile makes all of your comments so much funnier

[@bushidobot8251]

Thank you all seeing FBI/CBS eye!

[@acbubbles]

im consistently blown away at how great these videos are. the jokes in this one were sooo good

[@piggytripper3704]

Microsoft part was fire

[@littlekinginc124]

Slogan Ideas: Hivemind: Swarm Hivemind: It Just Sounds Right Hivemind: The Culture Cluster

[@derekkim593]

Hivemind: home of the drainers

[@littlekinginc124]

@@derekkim593 DRAIN PRIVATE

[@villagelanding]

Hivemind, A Dignan Show

[@jazzii4460]

cool album tracklist

[@AaronFitzgerald]

Hivemind: Quadecas side project

[@jessearmstrong-kooy2930]

A couple of things: -Soft drinks are 'soft" to distinguish them from 'hard' alcoholic drinks -Coca-Cola didn't come up with the modern conception of Santa Claus, they just invented his current colour scheme (the red/white/black, where Santa was previously depicted in greens, browns and whites)

[@yunggravy1226]

A good channel for sitting and watching.

[@anaccount4354]

Riley and Graydon being able to bounce off each other on the Microsoft joke out of nowhere is what I strive for with anyone.

[@mattf4242]

1:20 I like the idea of a person who wouldn't buy a shamrock shake because its overtly irish but would go to a place called "McDonalds"

[@toaster6651]

Hivemind: a good place to sit and eat

[@strangerofthe2067]

Slogan- “Hivemind: We Mostly Ignore Your Video Idea Comments”

[@DWickett]

"When you're here, you're part of the Hivemind. Regardless of consent. We'll get you"

[@ayytee999]

started normally and then swirled into the truth

[@gronkus4270]

It’s called a “soft drink” to contrast alcoholic hard drinks thank you Graydon for sponsoring my mom in 1987 she’s still going strong

[@nauticaltardigrade7520]

17:35 "The Lady, or the Tiger?" by Frank R. Stanton.

[@theevilgiraffe7465]

Amazing content as always. People need to stop sleeping on y’all. I was not involved in a large kidnapping and trafficking ring of guinea pigs, hamsters, and other small critters in the suburbs of several large cities in the Midwest.

[@LQ3]

This just wasn’t funny the wording was extremely forced do better next time

[@watchdominion00]

@@LQ3 nah i liked it

[@cedartrees2768]

Kevin I know you have my guinea pigs give them back

[@mDOTwav]

hivemind, the only show thatll make you cry and piss at the same time

[@zacharyfreer7595]

Not too long ago I met Dignan at a Hivemind meet and greet with my best friend! I told him how much he inspired me and that me and my friend wanted to make a KZbin channel like Hivemind because of him. Then he killed my friend, because he didn’t want competition! Afterwards, he signed my Hivemind T-shirt, patted me on the shoulder, and said “you’ll get ‘em next time champ”. Thanks, Dignan!

[@definitelydoctorproctor]

what happens at applebees stays in my mind forever as i am deeply traumatized and emotionally scarred

[@oliverdessewffy]

One of the best hivemind unlimited vids fs

[@zander3943]

Great video, good chemistry as always. It wasn’t me it was not me you can’t prove it was me I was nowhere near Springfield Illinois in December 2008

[@lema1337]

so true

[@p0migranate]

One of my favourite internet terms that used to mean something else is "image". It used to be the visual element of the imagination and it gives the internet a cool psychological edge when you think of it that way

[@based_dignan]

SLOGAN "we ride and die for that dig"

[@bigwills53]

The Menards jingle made a good ol wiscansin boy like myself shed a tear of reverence 🫡🥲

[@alancantu2557]

No better way to end the week with a Hivemind video and a cold one with the boys

[@diamondrel5190]

The amazon moment made me laugh out loud

[@jaxx7204]

Great video guys! Love the matching red hats! Red. All I see is red everywhere everything is a dark demented horrific shade of blood red.

[@dangeroussecondaccount893]

Love this!

[@nandevk]

I can tell that this is a kind of throwaway episode but omg this is my fav video of you guys, the jokes are on point and the concept is just fun. I’m for it.🙌

[@addisonhodges1494]

Thanks, guys, for getting me through another migraine. When i get them, I turn this on with the bightness on 0 so i can just listen and lay in the dark with icepacks over my eyes. Y'all bring real joy.

[@dannystrongstrong]

swear to god, A Good Place to Sit and Eat would work on me, and im really hip, so like, maybe dennys should bring that back

[@bastionmain169]

"i might have a microsoft, but my wife, she's got a firefox" -dignan 2022

[@jpgeccho]

I can't believe my eyes, I just watched graydon beat Riley in an episode of hivemind

[@ghosted-7815]

The moment when graydon realized that riley said “outside to pee” 😂

[@CowsiinCoasters]

So it's natural Hivemind does a current slogan tier list on the unlimited channel

[@bungaIowbill]

Hivemind: A good channel for watching videos

[@dylanbuford9891]

I think the soft in soft drink means it’s non alcoholic like the opposite of hard cider

[@connor7715]

there was a Reddit Super Bowl commercial two years ago. It was the most talked about commercial that year. I worked on it at my ad agency lol

[@grilledpook]

i would've lost my mind

[@charboo2]

7:50 the worst part is THERE ARE REDDIT SUPER BOWL COMMERCIALS AND BILLBOARDS i have seen them BOTH

[@AnthonyHirsch]

the hat and the mcdiesel's logo perfectly matching at 1:16 made for a beautiful cinematic visual experience, thanks hivemind

[@no0n]

This is the best _______ episode. I can't believe they ______ the ___ each episode. Truly ________ . Can't wait to watch the next one!

[@vomitingforever5392]

Arby’s one makes sense because as a kid, i never liked Arby’s, besides the fries, but I’ve never gone there as an adult, so maybe now that i am, I’ll change my mind

[@futuristic.handgun]

"Hivemind Unlimited: For A Limited Time"

[@PresterJohn420]

LMAOOOO GOT THE ARBY’S ONE WITH A SHOT IN THE DARK

[@rebeccaellenc]

As a server at a restaurant that only serves Coke products, you would be surprised how many people say "NO" and get visibly disgusted when they order Pepsi and I ask, "is Coke ok?" like k get water fam idc

[@bingomachine]

"We hated the Irish back then" lmao 😂😂😂

[@piersonrohde3182]

Slogan: it’s a different adjective everytime. Every. Damn. Time

[@jbbeats7786]

13:45 I feel like Graydon said this just so they could include the DT voice, so funny 😂😂

[@FreshFindsPod]

Honestly kinda disappointed by them not referencing the "What The Fuck is Up Dennys?!" meme. I thought at least one of them would be keyed into that

[@hooferlegoofer2300]

12:00 The worst animal name has got to be the “Boney eared assfish” 😭 yes it’s real.

[@lorenedwards6427]

Riley’s emotional soup monologue sounded like it was straight out of a Russ interview lol

[@warlosg4416]

Best channel to watch while drunk

[@joshclancyy]

slogan - "where am i, who are you"

[@kwamebrown6392]

That Paul Blart shit was 🔥

[@zeemdotexe]

Hivemind - "We were not in Tacoma, Washington on April 17th, 2004"

[@noahpatch1483]

Hivemind: Get Diggy with it.

[@tannertortorella7581]

The 'That explains why I never get service' punchline might be Graydon's best

[@TLJet]

There was actually a reddit superbowl commercial that lasted a few seconds only

[@DuckFormerr]

On 14:33 the way Graydon start’s saying he was close too had me dying 😂

[@teddyfrozevelt]

Ever since I moved to Metro Detroit, my mind has been bombarded with the word "Hivemind." For years, this word has reverberated throughout my skull, and I've never known the reason. I thought it was brought on by my own brain, some sort of illness that couldn't be explained, or maybe even the voice of God. I saw every professional and doctor who would see me, but nothing they did could help. It has driven me to madness, and I was afraid I'd never be the same again. I tried to find meaning, figure out why this was happening to me, but I always failed. I searched online, tried to find others like me, but everyone thought I was crazy. Not a single person believed me. I moved away, as far as I could, but nothing could stop the incessant drumming. Every day, every night, all I could hear was "Hivemind." I knew that this would be the rest of my life. No one would ever understand. How could they? It was unexplainable. I lost all hope, resigning myself to this existence. I had given up. Until today. I opened KZbin, and looked at my recommended. There it was: "HIVEMIND UNLIMITED." Instantly, I knew. This was exactly what it all meant. I watched this video, and I finally saw it. The truth was right in front of my eyes. It couldn't have been clearer. I finally have my answer. Seeing Graydon implant a word in Riley's mind has revealed meaning of my life. This curse that I've been afflicted with isn't a curse at all, but a blessing. I have been receiving Graydon's desperate calls for someone else who could communicate like this. I don't think there's anyone else out there who can. Now, my existence has purpose. My soul has been filled with a meaning that no one else has ever known. This feeling is euphoric, and has changed me forever. There's a reason I was chosen for this. My entire past has led up to this moment, my childhood, through to my teenage and adult years, and now my future is sealed in glass. I can see right through it like a portal to another world. These next steps are completely clear to me. There is no changing what will come next. I know what I must do, and I will carry out this task with honor, even though it will be the end of me.

[@maejbs8170]

I feel like I have this weird issue because I rewatch Hivemind while doing random day to day things (or day to night, since right now I started watching while waiting for my midnight snack (tipsy), but I think this is one of my faves

[@maejbs8170]

What I really like about rewatching Hivemind, is finding out I saved some things in my brain. Like I know I do save many things there, but some Hivemind memories are just secretly hanging around in another place in my brain. This comment specifically was about Reddit

[@kd8663]

THIS is the video that shows my age. I used to watch those commercials for the SNES. “Now you’re playing with power…. Super Power.”

[@artemisbanks]

Riley, the santa claus I went to every year as a child would actually always ask us to leave out cookies and a can of coke instead of milk, and now it makes sense to me. If any evidence surfaces regarding the culprit of any murder cases in mississippi in 1987, please share it with me before sending it to the authorities. You wouldn’t want to risk the health of your family.

[@JP-on1tm]

Hive mind slogan: “yes we did commit those crimes no we won’t return your family members”

[@thisurldoesnotexist]

"That's not blood it's ketchup" stealing that line for my vampire novel. (the scene will be set in a Dennys of course)

[@subtleknife1]

I could be wrong about this but I believe Coca Cola didn’t invent the concept of Santa Claus, just the image we use of big white beard man wearing red and white with the funny hat. But the idea of Santa as a guy who goes around dropping off gifts for kids predates coke.

[@605gbird]

Hivemind: Are you thinking what we’re thinking?

[@surfingkiwi828]

This video was hilarious! God is a machine fashioned from meat and faith and his rot is inevitable yet glorious to behold

[@Zoe-by4fx]

this is adhd as a channel

[@Pocket_Jake]

graydon and riley: a family company

[@pattykcake]

Hivemind slogan idea: “it’s not bugs, it’s a bag of ranch”

[@alexhvrvey]

hard drinks have alcohol, soft drinks do not

[@davislee553]

Absolutely the most consistent duo on the platform. Please answer my calls…😢

[@vjmcgovern]

I got a good one! “That’s not bugs, thats a bag of ranch!”

[@jasperstackawitz5]

slogan idea: "that's not bugs, it's a bag of ranch!"

[@campbellking25]

My name is campbell and NO ONE remembers the p

[@q_p-q_p]

It was called GI Fridays before T-Mobile acquired it.

[@jackyvstheworld]

There actually was a reddit superbowl ad that was only like a few seconds long and just had a bunch of text on it then cut away immediately that cost like a few million dollars or sumn

[@Liquid--Bacon]

You want a slogan? Think easy. Think different. Think Hivemind. Yes Riley, you can have that.

[@overlisted]

HIVEMIND: A good place to sit.

[@1nokaed764]

I was told that it's called a soft drink bc there used to be a lot of alcohol back then and to show that it wasn't a hard drink like liquor they put it as soft drink

[@nonya586]

hivemind, a good place to sit and watch

[@Mickc549]

This is sure to be another hivemind classic. I steal bike helmets.

[@caedanalba5125]

Hard drinks are alcohol so soft drinks are soda. That’s why. Also Reddit has had multiple billboards and super bowl ads

[@GQ-zg5zc]

10:03 the rhymes here were amazing

[@gwen6622]

15 cents in the 60s is apparently like 1.60 today, which is still an insane price for a burger. its not just inflation, its mcdonalds (and everywhere) getting even greedier, raising prices wayyyyy more than inflation can account for

[@sebwatson1]

Hivemind: obliterating the scene since ‘05

[@williamsnapp2615]

Hivemind Unlimited: limitless felonies, unlimited bribes

[@prestonkennedeeeeeeeee]

“What are we? Some sort of hivemind?”

[@noahthenormal]

1:30 I love baseball cards with gum in them, best type

[@icmycelium]

i like to think dignan and riley act like this anytime they’re in contact