Guess the Guinness World Record

[@beepboopp79]

Thank god someone finally acknowledged the record I got for eating the highest amount of brussel sprouts inside of an elevator while blindfolded

[@Yung_Bean116]

Reminds me of when I held the record of watching die hard the most times in a bathroom on a box tv

[@eliasmsv3156]

Bruh seelssprout

[@OWTwales]

Sorry to break it to you, but I just submitted my attempt I got double your amount

[@toby4784]

@@OWTwalesim sorry as well, but i just submitted mine and i got 1 more than you :/

[@signls]

@@toby4784i got much less but the committee liked my "vibes" better

[@heyitsdevin4983]

birthing 69 children without ever dying from that childbirth ESPECIALLY WITH QUADRUPLETS at that time is absolutely insane

[@firstnamelastname7244]

you could even say she's more crazy than a short lady trying to give birth to 64 babies

[@dc7993]

she looks like a demon

[@MewZe]

This video reminds me of how the World 'RECORDS' everything nowadays... this generation...

[@HIVEMIND.UNLIMITED]

gas

[@StevieMcKenna10]

Damn, that's deep brah

[@Coopk1000]

Banger

[@emilymiller1458]

The worst part of the mother with 69 children is that her husband went on to remarry and have 18 more children for a total of 87

[@jhhrollins]

The Sperm of the Gods. The Ultimate Empregnator.

[@clibothy]

Bro think he’s genghis khan 😹😹😹

[@flognawj]

bro was putting up them wilt chamberlain numbers

[@StevieMcKenna10]

@@jhhrollins as Arin Hanson once said........ THE SPERMINATOR

[@yourstruly9013]

He’s ruined that entire city… in two generations, literally everyone in that region will be cousins

[@guinnessworldrecords]

are we allowed to play or is that cheating

[@12sleep34]

WHAT!

[@diamondrel5190]

Uhm

[@jettswither]

YOOOOO

[@ocketspay936]

Guiness, I like purple

[@jobbytop]

@@ocketspay936Blue her back out and left her on red

[@maximo3601]

good to see that dignan has the guinness world record for most murder charges in history, truly proud of the hivemind boys!!!

[@1Superchops]

this is it. the ultimate hivemind comment

[@clibothy]

I was shocked when it was in the 4 digits, but thinking back it really shouldn’t be surprising.

[@jettswither]

@@clibothyyeah not really a shocker

[@the3rdconstant564]

A bracket I'd love to see on the main channel is a worst album art bracket

[@owenhart1815]

Great idea. That MGK album would probably wash tho

[@shutupdodo3686]

@@owenhart1815not if baby g.o.a.t has anything to say about it

[@potatopotatopotato-zo1rw]

Angelic 2 the core

[@t43604]

@@potatopotatopotato-zo1rw beautiful, nice and truely a masterpiece of an album 10/10 artwork is awesome too

[@evil_icicle]

​@@shutupdodo3686Baby G.O.A.T. is intentionally bad I think it'll get out in the first two rounds to Limp Bizkit's Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water

[@HivemindStats]

Welcome back to Hivemind Stats! With that victory and the mysterious June disappearance of Dignan, Graydon has now won 3 out of the last 4 games for his first time since January 2021. Overall Records as of 06/26/2023 Riley 146-58-4 Graydon 36-110-2 Dignan 8-49-2 Guests 14-12-1

[@graysonhesse4134]

that’s hard

[@IAmTheRealHim]

How can it be welcome back if this is your first comment? Don’t make me sick dignan on you…

[@eyahyo]

Is this real or did you make these up since it's ur first comment

[@confusedowl297]

Next time could we see the breakdown of the individual guest's scores?

[@AnthonysTennisHub]

​​@@eyahyo nah it's real, I saw dude already on another vid, probably main channel. it's pretty fire he's probably the only hivemind fan, including myself, who can do math so

[@dylannn15]

that post credits bit is actually the funniest thing i’ve seen in a loooong time

[@danmellor5607]

had me in tears it was so good 😭

[@max_6763]

I started off like uhh what? Then I was crying of laughter 1 minute later

[@AnthonyHirsch]

​@@max_6763Hivemind in a nutshell

[@danyolaa]

drive by shooting in a double decker bus was my personal favourite

[@finlaymiles9798]

IM DIGGING UP THE QUEENS BONES I DONT CARE WHO STANDS IN MY WAY I HAVE MORE MONEY THAN GOD

[@executedbyfiringsquad]

eating the erasers from the scholastic book fair is sooo relatable. we all did this! it is not weird to do this i did it and so did everyone

[@SweetPotatoS]

Incorrect, some of us weren’t rich enough to participate in the Rockefeller event that is the book fair. So we couldn’t indulge in the delicacy that is the Book Fair Eraser.

[@zSPC]

@@SweetPotatoSme fr

[@StevieMcKenna10]

Yall remember them chocolate calculators

[@sarahbearbabygirl]

@@SweetPotatoSif we were smart we’d spot the kid with a pile of erasers and steal one, hoping they wouldn’t notice. lil snack

[@marvin5395]

Can't believe Dignan has the Guinness World Record for Phoebe Bridgers. So inspirational!

[@wilshires]

Kind of odd how they didnt mention the Guinness World Record for most consecutive DUI charges: my father, with 17! He died at 51 in a car crash.

[@clibothy]

Records are made to be broken

[@wilshires]

@@clibothy Fun fact: it was *nearly* broken by my stepfather, but he was hunted down and killed by Dignan himself for trying to destroy my father's legacy

[@flurrries]

There’s no soul behind Riley’s cold eyes. Great work guys another awesome video

[@elliotanderson324]

The British Mr Beast bit is some of the hardest I’ve laughed in a while this NEEDS to be in Bits Bracket 3

[@vrylox]

Don’t let this distract you from the fact that diggy has the world record for most unsolved homicides between 1992-2013. Truly impressive to cause 31 different murders and make them look like accidents. Especially that last one in 2013. Idk how he convinced the judge Eric dumped 15 556 rounds into his own back but he did. Keep doing great things diggy. Your a massive inspiration of mine!!

[@clibothy]

And counting all the *solved* homicides just shows you what an impressive record he has

[@StevieMcKenna10]

We also don't talk about the one in 87...

[@evil_icicle]

​@@StevieMcKenna10He somehow convinced everybody that it was a robot that caused the death

[@StevieMcKenna10]

@@evil_icicle not even just a robot, an animatronic 🤧🤧

[@chuckmcluckin6082]

How do we know he holds the record if they're unsolved? How can we know he did any of them? I reckon this so called "Digman" is a phony.

[@hugogarrot315]

The British Mr. Beast bit is probably the funniest shit I’ve seen since my cousin blew himself up with his wife and two kids on that parking lot in October 24, 2015.

[@ordality6503]

Perfectly constructed video, the camera work was fantastic, the choreography was out of this world and the juxtaposition of the two personalities clashing almost like the inevitable collision of the milky way galaxy and Andromeda galaxy really was perfect and will make this video a timeless piece of history to be shown to the younger generation for years to come.

[@Pootisbird01]

His ass has NOT seen the video yet

[@alvinvii]

​@@Pootisbird01 he obviously has since he described it perfectly

[@12antlers]

why is Riley's British mrbeast actually the best impression I've ever heard

[@hipryce273]

I've never been more glad to not have skipped the outro. British MrBeast HAS to be in the next bits bracket

[@theinanman]

True story: My dad set the world record for most shirts on at the same time while on the David Letterman show! It’s been broken since then, but still neat! Don’t worry Riley, we’ll get you out of there.

[@Pootisbird01]

Praying for Riley. Every video you can see the light leave his eyes more and more

[@bigsoulja73]

True story: I’m under your bed

[@clibothy]

@@Pootisbird01ol’ diggypoo is a bad influence on him 😔

[@deliriouspenis]

@@bigsoulja73mine next please (i have a gun down there)

[@gamesplayerrose]

i want to see this, but instead of guiness world records its hivemind world records. examples include: longest gap between two questions (minutes and seconds), most points on one episode, least viewed video (# of views), etc

[@KanyewestbiggestfansBiggestfan]

This is genius

[@jakemcdonald8081]

Love how riley is talking about being jesus christ at 22:15 and graydon unironically says "jesus christ youre wild" lmfao

[@emmasdilemma1394]

Hearing Graydon's average straight white dude self out of nowhere say "he is kinda mother though with the way he's been slaying", about AL PACINO nonetheless, was like a slap in the face lmaooo

[@grizzberr]

world record for silliest guys in front of a yellow wall

[@RyeBread271]

They say a person dies twice in each life: Once when their soul leaves their body...and once again when their name leaves the Guinness Book of World Records...

[@dalebale47]

hope airrack fans dont find this 💀💀

[@hkAJG]

Riley talking about “No Cap” whilst wearing a cap 🧢

[@gwen6622]

the world record books bit, the one about the fingernails and eating the erasers and the world record for cutest selfie, has been snubbed from i think 2 whole bits brackets at this point. the "this guy turned himself into a deer?" kills me

[@domo3182]

this deserves the record for the best video on world records ever

[@Gabriel-yi9lb]

Next video idea: You get a picture of a person and have to guess which Guinness world record they hold.

[@dorindasmusic]

That’s what I though this video was gonna be based on the the thumbnail, oh god help me

[@bramnotten2035]

Great video! How did they not mention a Stop Breathing joke on the sinking ship whole lotta red part? My 4 year old nephew stopped breathing after a fatal car accident in 2009.

[@randomdudewithdog]

Blud got no chill 😭

[@spudd5807]

this is genuinely the most ive laughed in so long

[@Viallum]

The bit at the end of the video might be the funniest I’ve seen in months. The drive-by shooting on a double decker bus had me crying.

[@salems.bytche]

If British Mr. Beast isn’t on the next Hivemind bits bracket I’m throwing hands

[@zpicy]

fun fact about the oldest woman: she stole her moms identity when she (her mom) died so she could more easily inherit her wealth, and she was likely not even 100 years old at the time of her death when she was “recognized” as 122

[@gcwens]

source?

[@zpicy]

​@@gcwens Saw a few articles about it one time, may be a tabloid thing though.

[@StevieMcKenna10]

What a Chad

[@the.illusion_]

The British Mr Beast bit will win the next bits bracket video, im calling it rn. If it doesn't, I'll disclose all the details about diggy's "soprano themed" vacation he convinced me to take him on. Let's just say, im now a wanted man by 5 families because of him....

[@777angela_]

i wasnt expecting a shane dawson chucky cheese reused pizza reference but i am glad i got it

[@bojackkills5527]

I just realised in one video Riley said he wanted the shoes he’s wearing in this one. Glad the hawk family fortune is going toward good things

[@kareepan3382]

I hope you guys do the cinnamon challenge next

[@boojersey13]

omg have you seen the fluffy bunny challenge yet it's so funny

[@jakipop3397]

"This ship doesn't have anybody steering it, and that's no cap'n." Would have been a little better.

[@rinisonline4312]

because i couldn’t find my phone buried in my bedsheets fast enough to turn this video off after the end of the game, i was lucky enough to witness potentially the greatest bit in hivemind history

[@lukebarnes1267]

Hivemind absolutely destroying airrack for no reason, is something I needed today.

[@ShriharanDaasan]

Bro no shot that Riley actually know chuckie cheese lore 💀

[@evanhylland2481]

I'm pretty sure Dignan holds the record for most consecutive weeks spent on the FBI top 10 most wanted list

[@SalmonKid7]

No mention of Dignan’s records including but not limited to longest silly string rope, longest mice rope, and prettiest mice belt.

[@chet_awesomelad]

Graydon's Australian accent bit made me CRACK up

[@baileysanborn]

"she looks like a piece of driftwood" FOUL😭

[@bambiherrera13]

“IM DIGGING UP THE QUEENS BONES” made me wheeze

[@owweenn]

That federal reserve comment…u a real one dignan

[@Loseph2up]

So grateful for my “world record for most eaten almond joys by a mass murderer” 🙏

[@jansensharp1246]

Riley thinking someone could clear 3 football fields shooting a bow and arrow with their feet

[@ttig4044]

The interesting thing about Jeanne Calment, is that her daughter died when she was 36 and then her daughter died when she was 36 as well.

[@canadiangoose7665]

I have never laughed so hard at a hive mind video when watching that British mr beast bit

[@pulledporkparkattendee1]

I think the Hivemind boys should set the world record for the most Toledo Ohio references in a song.

[@dmoneyjackson23]

That British Mr. Beast bit made me laugh harder than when Diggy popped me with a circular saw back in '08.

[@notaddie2287]

15:42 you don’t get a DUI but you will likely never fly again and will get your license revoked by the FAA

[@kazziestsnazzy]

I do a standing triple frontflip into a pool and say "yipee" everytime hivemind uploads

[@henrymattingly1341]

them straight up dissing Airrack is comedy

[@OussOussDog]

As an Australian myself, I will say Graydon killed that Aussie accent. Understood everything he said, very well cultured boys 🤙🏻

[@rainbowyoungeun]

i’m glad the hype about the fingernail part of the book is a universal experience, speaking as someone much younger than hivemind

[@Pepsy]

23:18 hate to admit this, but I work at a pizzeria and our tip jar says pretty much exactly this lmao

[@hahahahaha904]

The most impressive part about the arrow shot with feet is the strength that it takes to pull back a heavy bowstring holding it between your toes, and that is why it wasn't shot as far as you might expect, because the bow is most likely much lower strung.

[@canadiangoose7665]

This video was so funny, need another one

[@Eddiefrb]

British Mr. Beast gotta be on bits bracket 3

[@jhhrollins]

For me, the Guinness book of records was always in my dentists office, so I could drown away my sorrows before I got drilled up.

[@Yjbli]

gym sweatshop bit is a certified hivemind classic

[@scoobert9]

i was obsessed with these books as a kid!! i still have a few in my attic

[@Sooorn]

British Mr. Beast might be my favourite bit theyve done for a while. That shit had me laughing so hard i forgot to feed the prisoners of war i have in my cellar.

[@byAshh]

Riley saying he would smash the 122 year old woman was not what i expected on hivemind

[@sirpaingwen2900]

I wanna know how many of those kids lived to 30

[@arunistrying]

British Mr Beast might be the best bit ever on this show

[@jornvandenberg7715]

The oldest woman, Jeanne Calment, alive also dropped some music in 1996. I believe she was 121 when it was released, and it’s called Maîtresse du Temps. It sucks ass, but it’s a fun fact nonetheless.

[@spencercalder8681]

British Mr. Beast walks in the next bits bracket

[@jackstrawful]

re: the mother of 69 - “was this her job… kid haver?” Well, she was a woman in the 1700’s, so, yes. Yes it was.

[@ReddingDoesEverything]

1:58 when someone asks me what my favorite Phoenix song is

[@shades_snazzy]

So glad dignan got the most wanted in the most countries! truly a feat

[@jonathanvais1326]

The British Mr Beast bit is fucking insane

[@sammorris8185]

bit to game ratio unreal in this one

[@jordanr.2120]

I can't believe they assumed the foot archery woman who's currently in her mid 20s must be dead just because the photo of her was in black and white.

[@saketecsta]

You guys were high in this episode.

[@CwMGameplays]

The MrBeast bit had me in tears omg

[@yiik710]

British Mr Beast is one of my favorite hivemind bits ever

[@polarblue2213]

that british mr beast skit at the outro was amazing

[@StevieMcKenna10]

Yall unlocked a core memory when I was 10 and got excited that we got the green book and the orange one, then like a week later my brothers used them to prop up their cabinet in their bedroom so it wouldn't topple over and get fuckin destroyed. Thank you 🙏🏻

[@MarshmallowMidgets]

“If I’m on a sinking ship I must have opposed the federal reserve” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@boyller8964]

the airrack roast goes crazy

[@talmadgeskillman7678]

Graydon having to act like he didn’t know if Christopher Lee died knowing full well he was Dignan’s main accomplice in the murder is peak comedy! I was also there, but stuffed in the trunk getting ready to be sacrificed in the fellas annual summoning of the spirit of Bon Jovi

[@gaelerfam6006]

Not Graydon hinting at the Federal Reserve Titanic Theory😂

[@kartmo]

6:00 Her name was valentina. And, if she diesd in before 1800, how is that her photo? The fist photo was takrn in 1827 and it wasnt that clear lol

[@bigjohnson989]

The Guinness book of world record was lit, just like when dignan lit my house on fire and winked at me and I saw a little pepperoni and then he turned into a pizza and flew away like a rocket

[@sambloch1612]

Ello, British Mr. Beast here, and today I'm setting the world record for most statues owned of Riley Savage on a crucifix

[@aaliiiiyah]

came home for my break and saw this video, I’m convinced y’all knew I needed this

[@harrysween6883]

I love them roasting the shit out of air rack for no reason

[@madfisch473]

thought this was gonna be a different format-like showing the person and guessing which world record they are the holder of, but given that literally any record is allowed i can see how that would be literally impossible 😅

[@PuffDaGoat]

29:42 cute and funny 😭😭

[@buzinessdog]

this was an amazing video thank you guys

[@alannafish]

for some reason when I first saw the thumbnail I thought they were going to guess the world record earned based on the record holder’s picture 😭

[@TomTomDWP]

9/12 joke is goated

[@Randomjackass135]

“9-12” is without a doubt my favorite HM bit

[@euancmurphy]

I used to love the shiny covered World Record books! The head of Guinness World Records was a guest on a podcast called No Such Thing As Fish and he said the reason they don't make them shiny any more was because they were too bad for the environment!