For those wondering where Zarude is: kzbin.info/www/bejne/iKOloHmLh9WskNk
@RainbowHopeHarry7 ай бұрын
you forgot about the paradox pkmn
@JZeraGren7 ай бұрын
@@RainbowHopeHarry They are not legendaries
@RainbowHopeHarry7 ай бұрын
@@JZeraGren of course they are. Why they wouldnt be?
@JZeraGren7 ай бұрын
@@RainbowHopeHarry Why would they be
@RainbowHopeHarry7 ай бұрын
@@JZeraGren cause they obey all the critrirea.
@Ryanwizardstaff7 ай бұрын
Hmaz logic on the original Regi trio: Regice - A living block of ice. Registeel - A living block of metal. Regirock - Detailed morbid description...
@thanetastic56087 ай бұрын
Same logic appears later Azelf: Responsible for humanity’s willpower Mesprit: Responsible for humanity’s emotion Uxie: K N O W L E D G E
@theamazingspooderman26977 ай бұрын
bcz Regirock said un un un, so it deserves more acknowledgement
@Garde_Mystik7 ай бұрын
fr
@TrashAnimationsIMade6 ай бұрын
Thumbnail: regirock: “rock”
@KaiVennace6 ай бұрын
@@theamazingspooderman2697 but hitler registeel
@ikerelxungo68087 ай бұрын
Tapu koko: He sometimes creates storms but in general, a chill guy Tapu lele: Hates humanity Tapu bulu: Destroyed an entire supermarket just because Tapu fini: Can make you crazy and probably depresed Yeah one of these is not like the others
@yeetuszilla16637 ай бұрын
I mean, 1 is mostly chill 1 needs therapy 1 loves grass 1 watched too many horror films All are viable options
@Ilikecheesecake245 ай бұрын
Tapu bulu destroyed the market because it was his sacred land that people encroached on.
@blakeburton57325 ай бұрын
All I have to say is… 8:06
@owenpeck48573 ай бұрын
@Ilikecheesecake24 yeah you can't blame him
@grandpa8877Ай бұрын
I see dead people “Music playing in the background? Wait what
@therealpikopiko7 ай бұрын
3:51 arkoos looks confused "what is a child doing in the realm of gods"
@APerson74737 ай бұрын
Pokemon talk reference???
@cstrikesagain94415 ай бұрын
yes arkoos
@BabyArceus-el1ch4 ай бұрын
It Arceus or Arkeus never call it Arkoos again
@therealpikopiko4 ай бұрын
lol clearly not an mandjtv fan@@BabyArceus-el1ch
@DarukiNeo-il2jtАй бұрын
@@therealpikopikowho cares
@Omar_ZX6 ай бұрын
5:07 "And yet has never been ideal in competitive" Still much more ideal than reshiram competitively
@Makoto05037 ай бұрын
Im happy my good boi 10% zygarde will finally get a game
@1000-THR7 ай бұрын
ok but what about 37% zygarde
@Groovy-long-legs7 ай бұрын
TRUE
@AronicusGAMING7 ай бұрын
Or 69% zygarde
@Purplepunch8137 ай бұрын
@@AronicusGAMING😂
@whysoserious62447 ай бұрын
is he really getting a game?
@mysteriousmog517 ай бұрын
"Literally gives people depression if they try and approach it" yeah I would know I play Pokémon go I can't make excellent throws I am shaking cause of how surprised I am that it showed up.
@AdrieneTheDarkestHorse7 ай бұрын
*muffled laughter*
@jessieting283428 күн бұрын
Pain
@jamesmayspoloshirt7 ай бұрын
This video perfectly shows how forgettable Zarude really is
@Windon096 ай бұрын
Who is zarude
@walkerspectre6 ай бұрын
@@Windon09That black and green monkey
@fishingnxj6 ай бұрын
Mythical@@Windon09
@Tekaway2105 ай бұрын
I was about to say
@AndersonMallony-EricCF5 ай бұрын
He literally got a movie though.
@jamesmcdavid16737 ай бұрын
Alternative sentence for G Zapdos: Zapdos likes to fight, pretends to be a Chocobo.
@ahmedali-ek2du7 ай бұрын
I think this is the first time when I remembered about the existence of Zarude without someone reminding me of it and I'm not surprised u forgot too😅
@gerwaltspodnovigradu55087 ай бұрын
Zarude? What are you on about? There was no pokemon named zarude, especially in generation 8, it never was a grass/dark type as it doesn't exist
@Fach123806 ай бұрын
@@gerwaltspodnovigradu5508i never remember some random monke pokemon named zarude
@acegamez25647 ай бұрын
"Fake wheels" *And I took that personally.*
@marinagaleotti7 ай бұрын
Cant accept the truth?
@acegamez25647 ай бұрын
They're not wheels, though. They're air sacs. And besides, I dislike robots, so Koraidon was an easy pick for me
@marinagaleotti7 ай бұрын
@@acegamez2564 the exact opposite of me. Loved robots since I was a kid.
@acegamez25647 ай бұрын
@@marinagaleotti Hey, there's nothing wrong with that. I don't want to start an argument. I will admit, Miraidon's violet color fits well.
@jfkmax7 ай бұрын
@@acegamez2564 both dragons are cool It’s just that I want Dino anogus and Dino magnet
@TinyDragonGamer2506 ай бұрын
Arceus: *is the pokemon god* Eternatus: "And I took that personally."
@Lylizabeth4 ай бұрын
Eternity’s is an alien
@the_roman_emperor_fisheater4 ай бұрын
Necrozma and eternatus both kind of cause problems for the lore and also for the reason that their both so stupidly strong at true form
@Copyninja007.3 ай бұрын
@@the_roman_emperor_fisheaterthey are still not that strong compared to creation trio, in the lore.
@lhurgoyfwitcher75533 ай бұрын
I heard that the arceus we see is not the original one, but only a manifestation of one of his arms / a copy.
@DarkBlackGod14Ай бұрын
@@Copyninja007. Whey are stronger than a creation trio. Dimension Giratina was banished to was previously both created and destroyed by Ethernatus, and former could only barely alter it. You just have to accept that Arceus isnt the "God of all pokemon", but speciffically - god of the world were playing in. There are othe worlds and other gods. And both True necrozma and true Ethernatus are exactly those things. Ethernatus is highly hinted on it in its lore, not sure about necrozma tho. The only reason Arceus doesnt fight them directly, is because whey come into this world in their lesser forms, so he deems lesser legendary beings strong enogh to take them on. This is case for necrozma, tho, we dont know - maybe Ethernatus arived in this world in its true form, was beaten by Arceus, and only later sealed in Galar. It would explain complete abscence of Arceus in modern world - he constantly have to either fight off invaders like them, or rest to prepare for that. Except for those 2 times he allows a little kid to fully control his godlike powers xD
@rapidthrash19647 ай бұрын
Groudon: Godzilla but smaller and creates land to walk on. Kyogre: Blue Moby Dick that doesn't have responsibility for climate change Rayquaza: Shenron but doesn't grant wishes Regice: Will not comment on the Titanic sinking Regirock: Has seen some stuff Dialga: Initially resembles Suicune but is made of steel Palkia: Always makes more room Girantina: Gets to run their own dimension Arceus: God Heatran: Groudon tried to evict him Regigigas: Created pangea then broke it up. Probably will do it again More to come
@jalenthomas63857 ай бұрын
Couldn't be me literally watching the video at 3am while reading a lore dump on zeraora...
Has anyone ever noticed how similar the ultra beasts and the paradox forms are. Ultra beasts come from other dimensions paradox forms come from parallel timeline. They all have a 570 base stat total. lusamine is the villain and abused her children because she was obsessed with them. The professors are the villain and neglected Arven because he was Obsessed with them
@ejnagatoshi85516 ай бұрын
Also, they were planning to allow the paradox Pokémon out of the great crater and cause a bunch of destruction
@hazakurasuyama90165 ай бұрын
Further cementing that SV is just SM 2.0
@AndersonMallony-EricCF5 ай бұрын
Yeah I was thinking about that these days. I think that was the intention, make the "Ultra Beasts" plot again as its an interesting and easy concept to execute.
@bitt3r_m4lice7 ай бұрын
7:26 bro i never new this thank you Hmaz
@DarraghD-ww6th6 ай бұрын
Because someone built a Tesco on their sacred grounds. Got me dying laughing
@guzzlord29667 ай бұрын
Watching this video after already knowing all of their lore, and honestly these are pretty accurate 😂
@rainbowalex12akanhatduyvu952 ай бұрын
5:53 Diancie is the living embodiment of " a Pawn become an Queen" in chess, by just an randon mutation of it's 'pre-evolved' Carbink.
@Registeeel7 ай бұрын
I am living block of metal.
@Ivy-Plays7 ай бұрын
Ah yes
@AdrieneTheDarkestHorse7 ай бұрын
"Defiant statement: This is the perfect opportunity for manslaughter."
@Gooberger53365 ай бұрын
Living block of metal that goes boom in a battle
@Void_phantomplayz5 ай бұрын
8:00 for those of you that don’t know urshifus signature ability can break through protect unless it misses
@spacekid96807 ай бұрын
2:17 lmao Funny description for my favourite pokemon.
@AlexHedgehogLad87 ай бұрын
7:15 is clearly the best one.
@lerdog7 ай бұрын
Terapagos' definition is perfect lol
@blazingkite89834 ай бұрын
"massive cockroach causes any pokemon it hits into simping for her unless its Bewear" he's just very aware.
@mimikyuluv6 ай бұрын
melloetta; a singer that turns into a dancer by singing the wrong song💀
@CoolLlamaGD5 ай бұрын
Zarude not even being included in the video perfectly encapsulates all that needs to be said about it.
@Ghostie-y3b7 ай бұрын
8:22 Genshin Impact? Dvalin? Is That You?
@treybrzezowski32596 ай бұрын
9:52 Creates an infinite time loop... and opens the door to the Multiverse, allowing beings from other realities to cross over into our own. Seriously, Terapagos may be an adorable little dude, but he's just opened the floodgates for confusing pokemon lore. Take Roaring Moon for example; in its native timeline the Ultimate Weapon's initial firing didn't create Mega Stones, that energy just went directly into the pokemon themselves. A World where every Salamence is permanently a Mega Salamence, every Charizard is akin to a Mega Charizard Y (X is artificial), and every Lopunny is permanently a Mega Lopunny (oh dear lord the r34 from that timeline is horrifying). Also to clarify they wouldn't be the megas (no Mega stones), it's just faster to call them megas than "Creatures permanently evolved into a form that both visually and statistically resembles what we know as Mega Evolutions."
@hugechunkydragon89846 ай бұрын
If Christopher Nolan had a favourite Legendary Pokémon, it’s definitely Dialga…
@AndersonMallony-EricCF5 ай бұрын
Or maybe Giratina, cus he likes to _twists_ these things.
@hugechunkydragon89845 ай бұрын
@@AndersonMallony-EricCF I see what you did there. Good one 😂
@RuinedFire5 ай бұрын
7:55 Kubfu is not the weakest, most unlegendary pokemon. That title goes to a tie between Cosmog and Cosmoem, because they don't learn any damaging moves until they evolve into Lunala/Solgaleo, however while Cosmog might not weight more than Groudon, at least it's not a sleeping egg.
@Hugelag7 ай бұрын
1:49 "It should've been me, not him! It's not fair!"
@BoxuTrev7 ай бұрын
So real
@Oscar928396 ай бұрын
4:41 lmao the forces of nature are all broken
@TheGoblinGuy7 ай бұрын
My favourite Pokémon if all time was described in 3 words Sentient Christmas Lights
@Dānrènzhǔjiǎo4 ай бұрын
Xearnes
@RandoGrunt7 ай бұрын
I had a sneaking suspicion what the Latias one was gonna be about. I wasn’t disappointed
@TheYordleLab6 ай бұрын
that Kyurem one caught me off guard. Also I will give you a like because I did pause to read that about Zeraora lol
@aiya23246 ай бұрын
diancie being the prettiest pokemon like exactly. you know it.
@PABLOMARTINEZ-bk1le11 күн бұрын
9:55 got me by surprise
@steve2107 ай бұрын
Naganadal is a starter now imagine the legendaries from where it comes from💀
@Kamisenbonn6 ай бұрын
I don't want to 💀
@Lolislime1236 ай бұрын
The legendary is ultra Necrozma. The metroplis is where it resides btw
@babysinclairfan7 ай бұрын
I wish you mentioned that Meltan was Pokemon's attempt to cover up a Pokemon go glitch
@ArtDrive_13107 ай бұрын
Wdym
@guzzlord29667 ай бұрын
3:42 Honse 😂
@SpeedyRPG2 ай бұрын
6:40 *Ptss, I See Dead People* Insert They Not Like Us
@KratosAurionPlays5 ай бұрын
0:35 Is that a pokemon reborn reference?!?!?!
@thyavenger95175 ай бұрын
Never would’ve imagined that a video summing up legendary lore in a funny sentence would put a Reborn ref like that.
@vrrfux46265 ай бұрын
6:30 guardian deity that was made obsolete by a gorilla with a wooden drumset
@ShinGojira20164 ай бұрын
8:15 *YOU FOOL I ALREADY HAVE DEPRESSION*
@Hmaz7 ай бұрын
Make sure to like the video if you enjoyed because it genuinely lets me know if you guys want to see more content like this! Who is your favourite legendary?
@AdrieneTheDarkestHorse7 ай бұрын
That's really hard for me but probably Eternatus because I love traumatizing the AI with it :)
@Someone_somewhere66 ай бұрын
Cresselia!!
@silver_was_found6 ай бұрын
ultra necrozma :)
@CadmyrrDwyneAsuncion-rg1qb6 ай бұрын
Giratina
@AndersonMallony-EricCF5 ай бұрын
Urshifu, but not AS a Legendary.
@SingingSealRiana6 ай бұрын
Leads on a guy for years only to chose the Protagonist over him killed me 😂
@fishingnxj6 ай бұрын
Regice:a living block of ice Registeel:a living block of steel Stakataka:a living block
@valiantsilver5 ай бұрын
great to see the absolute banger that is the swords of justice theme be acknowledged
@blakeburton57324 ай бұрын
Me when someone takes out my team: 8:06
@JackRaiser4 ай бұрын
Some one clearly has a favorite Regi 1:33
@CyrusShameliOfficial4 ай бұрын
Regice: *A living block of ice* Registeel: *A living block of metal* Regirock: *Full On Detail*
@thetacopunch6 ай бұрын
Every legendary Pokémon's lore summarized in a paragraph
@hypernoval3346 ай бұрын
0:58 is that DK mountain in mario kart? lol
@Garde_Mystik7 ай бұрын
Ultra Beasts were officially confirmed, not legendary in 2018, when Pokémon made a website to celebrate the year of Legendary Pokémon, showcased all existing legendaries at the time together into one page, and created quizzes about Legendary Pokémon, including questions on what wasn't a legendary Pokémon. UBs were not shown on the page showcasing all legendary Pokémon at the time (but Type: Null and Silvally were, which is where the official confirmation of them being legendary originated), and one of the questions on the quiz had Pheromosa as its answer for who wasn't legendary.
@Garde_Mystik7 ай бұрын
Re: Those guidebooks, they aren't a reliable source for people arguing whether something is or isn't legendary as they tend to get details like that wrong very often. I remember this being the case for Pokémon such as Rotom being classified as legendary back in Gen 4.
@0815UserII6 ай бұрын
'Robot versions of the Swords of Justice' and 'dinosaur versions of the legendary beasts' could be added for completeness.
@ranzahan7 ай бұрын
7:26 how dare you make me accidentally dislike the video by forgetting i liked it already
@Nugget-master1477 ай бұрын
👆🤓 erm, actually you included mythical Pokémon so I expect a 10 page essay on why you are sorry about your actions
@Hmaz7 ай бұрын
NOOOOO
@lindaenglish8877 ай бұрын
Man what a vibe killer
@OfficialGalvanizedSquareSteel6 ай бұрын
@@lindaenglish887👆🤓 erm actually my fellow reditor is not a vibe killer but is just speaking the truth 🤓🤓🤓
@eboi48536 ай бұрын
@@Hmaz 🤓 erm, actually, Y O U C A N N O T E S C A P E T H E D A R K N E S S
@dimetrodon22505 ай бұрын
👆🤓 Mythicals are a subset of Legendaries
@livingtoastt7 ай бұрын
"-has the dna of all pokemon inside it." 💀
@CM_6847 ай бұрын
What the hell is even wrong with that sentence? Dna isn't the same as sperms. Sperms contain dna along with many other things
@mertensiam33847 ай бұрын
@@CM_684 and only half of your dna at that
@CM_6847 ай бұрын
@@mertensiam3384 yeah
@EM_Erm4 ай бұрын
"Fighting Bear" should have been called "Kung Fu Panda". What a missed opportunity...
@lukashunter7 ай бұрын
I love that we have so many trio of two children who fight and thier babysitter
@Oscar928396 ай бұрын
6:54 lol
@ShockRox6 ай бұрын
"very rare ocean dwelling... thing..."
@coolitten49376 ай бұрын
bro is just roasting all the legends for fun
@Azurazul8-e3lАй бұрын
“Cosmog took too many vitamin gummies” never have I related more to a Pokémon🤣🤣
@paleozilla206320 күн бұрын
Groudon being a walking dirt block had me dying 😂
@LJCMRPMi3 ай бұрын
Ok, that chunk of text on Zeraora earned you my sub. Creative idea. 😄
@LEGOIMMORTALITY7 ай бұрын
I have a better description for victini. Plot armor
@Ivy-Plays7 ай бұрын
*P L O T A R M O U R*
@jamiehensley10574 ай бұрын
The best part about the Tiger, leopard, Sabretooth cat bit for Entei, Suicune, and Raikou is that they’re all dogs.
@thelakeguardian81887 ай бұрын
You have summed me up very well.
@BottlenoseTheSeaWing6 ай бұрын
“A block of ice” “A block of metal” “A rock created by an all-powerful being, trapped by an ancient civilization, with recent research saying it has neither a heart nor a brain”😂 “Airplane dragon that shapeshifts to flirt with Ash”😂 “Chonky flower hedgehog becomes less chonky when exposed to a specific flower”😂 “Singer becomes a dancer by singing the wrong song”😂 “A living, breathing, walking sauna”😂 “Happy space cloud”😂 “Failed attempt to recreate God gains the power of friendship”😂 “Dog with 0% body mass gets manipulated into becoming a peach’s personal bodyguard”😂 “An ultra beast that spreads neurotoxins to hot women”😂
@djhill29485 ай бұрын
That purple tapu is just like Kendrick Lamar “I see dead people”
@lorijackson34147 ай бұрын
6:53 I hope the swifties don’t find this video.
@Renzo_Taylors-Version6 ай бұрын
Hi,I'm one of them and I think it's really hilarious every time he reads the line 🤣
@crackedblack14105 ай бұрын
Ay my boy Hoopa got justice, less go 🥳🥳
@Coldi_VR3 ай бұрын
1:50 according to this sentence this technically makes ash a z00phile. yall are gonna call me mad for sure..
@lblancov20043 ай бұрын
AAUGHGGGHGHG
@Wherzy.6 ай бұрын
“Said big chicken who likes picking up reboot cards-“
@SaintPurple3 ай бұрын
jo the Pokemon reborn scene already made you the goat
@BLOX-PIECE-x6921 күн бұрын
Palkia: the dimensional constructor Dialga: Bro is anyhood of time Giratina:The definition i got no choice ill volunteer Arceus:pokemon god Ultra necrozma:if ur god then what am i a joke
@Michael_Misseri7 ай бұрын
1:37 missed opportunity to to just play the clip of Regirock saying UN UN UN RRRREEEGGIRRROOOCCKKOO
@syahmimirza10245 ай бұрын
every pseudo legendary in a single sentence A fat charizard who isnt a fire type A t rex who can change the maps by one step A moon dragon Wait two?! metals! A jet dragon who is slower than a bug who evloves into a bug who is slower than his first evo A flying puppet hydra A dragon who gets sussed too many times SHELL DRAGON A dragon who can punch you to heaven in one second Dead dragon who uses his children to destroys them A icy sword who can cut your a- Kind of pseudo but its an AXE??!!
@Brogan_L6 ай бұрын
The fact that the vid is also 11 mins 11 secs is also funny
@somber_salvatore7 ай бұрын
the lunala line?? 💀
@Renzo_Taylors-Version7 ай бұрын
I'm a fan hers and I know it's an insult to her but it just sound so fucking funny 🤣
@JamesVhalSencil-j7t7 ай бұрын
"frog crab thing" got me confused
@SophieAndSippy6 ай бұрын
Why’s it feel like every ghost time Pokémon is like : ima take your life force
@ihopeyouandicanbefriends29 күн бұрын
why'd this man go so hard on Regirock specifically in the regi trio lol
@thorn62_yt53Ай бұрын
Just found you in a random short and you’ve earned a new sub
@Megarayquaza034 ай бұрын
You have no idea how hard it is to tell the fish and the Godzilla to stop fighting
@vynthiswechseln38686 ай бұрын
Lugia: Look guys I'm too him to be allowed up here, I'm going into the ocean to sleep.
@GooberlIciousGames5 күн бұрын
6:22 "I'M TIRED A PLAYIN' WITH YO ASS, TODAY YA GON' DIE-"
@ManahydeАй бұрын
6:15 Neon Genesis Evangelion but Pokemon
@Zoroark_Master7 ай бұрын
There’s actually 6 paradox that double as legendary that were missed (those who are paradox of actual legendaries)
@BÙINHẤTBẢO-i8v3 ай бұрын
whoever eating out with Yveltal who is also planning to kill him be like: *sudden regret*
@JellySapinho7 ай бұрын
Love how after X and Y i got so confused
@hewellnation12605 ай бұрын
I read the texts I'm going to like I already commented and I'm subscribing 3:00 a.m. binge. I like what you did there. Nice job
@SophieAndSippy6 ай бұрын
10:33 LOL I USED TO USE BEWEAR ALL THE TIME
@mayamoon92075 ай бұрын
Me not having played Scarlet/Violet yet and hearing those descriptions only makes me more curious about these Pokémon
@Functional_Somehow5 ай бұрын
5:53 holup
@Gam3rXlegend7 ай бұрын
Taylor swift flies city to city to be dogwater
@Renzo_Taylors-Version6 ай бұрын
Bro I'm a fan of hers but this comment is god tier hilarious 😆
@FMHikari6 ай бұрын
Regigigas didn't give up building Regidrago, it just ran out of material. Then people stole it and sealed it away.
@zerothejackal7 ай бұрын
terapagos' description only needed to include being a missed plot point for an end of the world scenario