Hoi4 MP in a nutshell episode 105(You can't take Paris)

[@Bokoen1]

Ladies and gentlemen, it's here! The longest and maybe the greatest of episodes I've made so far! SO HIT THAT SUB BUTTON AND GET THE CHANNEL TO 100k TO SEE MY FACE! :D The next episode in the series will be a direct sequel to this one. So prepare yourself! SOON TM

[@razorraptor2247]

YES. WE NEED THIS.

[@subhuman2433]

Is it the greatest episode because it covered the great war?

[@americana_incarnate1717]

So who won?

[@biggiec8224]

A surprise to be sure but a welcome one.

[@kaiseryuukoofnichijou9523]

Not the greatest definitely top 3 iwo Jimia is hard to top

[@Ides_0f_March]

Rare gramophone record of Franz Conrad von Hötzendorf having a meltdown after failing Paris offensive, 1917

[@Reddsoldier]

He can't have pushed to Paris! How would he deploy his ingenious cardboard shoes outside of the Carpathians?

[@1Dyermaker]

AKM 762 Hötzendorf would have been lucky if he had even taken Belgrade lol.

[@edwardedward3727]

Reddsoldier fuufoophpjb"bb.nbhl L H H Hkg Hgklgg

[@YoHoOMirster]

@@edwardedward3727 Ok

[@serlistogiette4168]

@@1Dyermaker He would've been lucky to ever have a brain

[@lonk9183]

2:30-2:46 is one of the funniest things to ever happen in Hoi4 in a nutshell. Ever. The comedic timing is fantastic. The way France’s microphone cuts off as he’s screaming is icing on the cake.

[@Anonimus693]

Literally sounds exactly like that " THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! " line from MW2)))

[@elusivedesert8530]

@@Anonimus693 Sierra delta repeat!

[@asherwoodrow7471]

@@elusivedesert8530 WE GOT FIGHTER JETS OVER I-95!! HOW THE HELL DID THEY GET THROUGH???

[@joelsimkins1248]

It's my favourite moment in the entire series lol

[@garrettgoss2691]

​@@asherwoodrow7471RAMIREZ! PROTECT THE BURGERTOWN!

[@AlextheRambler]

Do I need to fix Goldens save again?

[@ochentaycincoalbricias]

You're even getting good at HOI4

[@nyeso9993]

Yes; you really do...

[@jamesporach6094]

Alex The Rambler! Yes

[@williamalexandre8001]

get a U.S. Player

[@ALVONIUM]

Dew it

[@Mrjmaxted0291]

That was some impressive Versailles treaty LARPing from Golden. He concocted his very own stab in the back myth and everything.

[@christian9125abd]

*saint germain

[@pandaotu]

on the 100th anniversary of armistice day is absolutely poetic

[@seabase3362]

This should be named “Austria screams at Britain for 12 minutes”

[@hosomi1833]

So ww1?

[@aaronstorey9712]

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" the austrian commander

[@The_Gerry_Man]

i read this as autism screams at britain for 12 minutes, buts thats more or less the same

[@jamiekamihachi3135]

This is not how I pictured the Versailles Treaty going.

[@elbias220]

France's reaction to the Siege Artillery was priceless "MOVE IN UK MOVE IN " "FRANCE FRANCE FRANCE FRANCE"

[@kenshinalbirunny6834]

It's actually "HELP ME MOVE IN, UK MOVE IN!!!!"

[@technobladev3334]

I typed the whole thing when that happened

[@Cynderfan35]

@@kenshinalbirunny6834 pure gold reaction XD

[@benjaminhaslam3152]

People keep going on about Golden but this will always make me laugh the hardest in this episode

[@christian9125abd]

@@benjaminhaslam3152 but he was actually the one doing stuff in central powers, he crippled italy and was making the schliffenplan as austria, while germany struggled to hold the eastern front

[@mathieuroussel9422]

Sometimes I realise how hard it must be to add subtitles

[@Bokoen1]

TheDarkPGkill thank you!

[@vinifalleroliveira]

@@Bokoen1 What...? I'm trying to understand if he was talking about the Countryballs dialogue and so saying your work must be hard or if he was about to add KZbin subtitles and gave up. Anyway, 10 min video!! That must have been hard for you!!

[@DaKnightsofawesome]

yt needs a feature to have different colors fof different people

[@mathieuroussel9422]

@@vinifalleroliveira both

[@brendonjohnson676]

@@vinifalleroliveira Actually he records almost 2 hours worth of footage and cuts it down. So yes it's hard work. Try not to be ignorant

[@ipppppi1205]

"I have a lev 10 fort on Paris" *Only level 7* Uhh ok

[@nextdoorneighbour]

It's called a bluff /s

[@unluckycrown]

probably was building more?

[@timp.9593]

Thats how multiplayer works

[@fulcrum2951]

Close enough

[@flamingrubys11]

@@Whitelockblackwell4499 a bluff is used in poker in order to scare off other players into folding

[@laurenf.7922]

Video should just be called "get a U.S. Player"

[@k.k.slider1001]

The Sequel would be "got a U.S. Player"

[@cantthinkofaname812]

Or I’ll be There. We need Terminator...

[@oxanavoracek9494]

So they can attack *I W O J I M A*

[@AimlessSavant]

*get a us player*

[@nikolozgilles]

*get a us player*

[@comandantegorrion7271]

We *NEED* the full episode for this.

[@mrbank3453]

YES!

[@spacepope840]

fuck yeah we do I want to see Golden’s face when he capitulates lmao

[@shashwatsinha2704]

@@AdamA.Student Thanks kindfellow

[@thomasmorgan4218]

@@AdamA.Student VOD IS UNAVAILABLE PLEASE GET A NEW LINK IM DESPERATE FOR THISSS

[@cezarysztolc6856]

We do...

[@gaylordzapikowski9053]

>*Calls it one of their best games* >*Shows Golden having a temper tantrum* >wtf this is every game

[@ACCB710]

DAMM THIS WAS THE SALTIEST WAR the people that died 100 years ago would be disapointed

[@ferbintegabriel4714]

They would be ashamed, WW1 was a very honorable war (except the Germans and their gas bombs) in freaking December some of the two armies United in a night and were giving eachoder Christmas gifts, this is Honorable and I respect those who died in this war. But in this video, AIDS and AUTISM and tons upon TONS of salt are like at their home :D

[@heinrichmirgrautsvordir6613]

@@ferbintegabriel4714 Thats bullshit. The Allies used gas first. But the winner writes history...

[@JdeMonster]

@@heinrichmirgrautsvordir6613 to be fair, there is a pretty big difference between using such small amounts of tear gas that enemy soldiers don't notice it and 168 tons of chlorine gas.

[@ferbintegabriel4714]

@@heinrichmirgrautsvordir6613 Well I didn't knew so dont call me an idiot, but lets just forget bout what I said and look forward into the future cuz thats what we got left, the future

[@thediethrower1803]

@@ferbintegabriel4714 The French used gas attacks even more my dude.

[@januszkrawczyk2455]

i like to imagine that there was like a Vienna-London telephone hotline. Imagine George V going like "STFU Franz or Francis or whatever, u had like one successfull offensive" "well at least MY ally didnt had an Commie revolution"

[@RyanTabes]

8:28 got me dead 💀💀. “I can see Paris from here! I’ll be there soon”

[@Gruffelgangster]

I like how half this video is literaly just screaming

[@ferbintegabriel4714]

it should be called *Peace attends* but its just a shit show where England and Austria Hungary are chocking eachoder necks and the rest are laughing their asses off

[@noaccount4]

*When I take Paris*

[@Fash0da]

Second Treaty of Frankfurt is an event in the game. Once Paris is reached and taken france and the UK automatically capitulate and give germany some random ass colonies (Morocco and the UK province in Namibia I think) Edit: Russia also needs to have died and the Treaty of Brest-Litovsk needs to have fired, which requires the CP taking Kiev Warsaw and Minsk in order to begin the Russian civil war.

[@guardiadecivil6777]

yea would have been cool to see the uk player's face if austria hungary managed to actually took paris, golden was salty but he got a point on continuing the fucking game

[@Jan-rq8mo]

@Tomas Sokas Nope just tried it out as France via console commands and I didnt get a choice. Maybe the UK did

[@richardroberson2564]

Austria hungary gets Malaysia

[@plzfixwolves955]

You have to capitulate Russia also I believe.

[@dacacar2850]

Russia must be KO to do it

[@dwarow2508]

Golden: *Carries the entire Central Powers and trashes the entire Entente by himself* UK: "You lost"

[@wackjack5667]

Straight up Allied Propaganda and in the end it worked during this session

[@mennoastfalck2267]

Here's why this is imo the best episode of the entire series, as well as an example of good story structure in general. The episode begins with the Austrian encirclement of Italian troops in Venice. It doesn't contribute much to the plot, but does establish that Austria and his artillery are a force to be reckoned with. (This is also done in the Godfather: the horse-head scene is irrelevant to the rest of the plot, but gives you an idea of what the Corleone family does) Next, we witness two massive encirclements in Romania, which tell you that Russia is winning on the eastern front. The plot really begins when Austria and Germany push into Belgium. The French are beginning to lose hope, but the Russians are pushing in from the other side. (4:13 This 5-second clip pretty much sums up the episode). The best part is that for over half of the first part, the game is paused. Here, Austria argues with Britain about their chances of taking Paris, establishing the goal of the second part. Once the game is unpaused, we witness the climactic conflict. Austria, in his pride, prioritizes taking Paris over defending against Russia. His pride is what brings his demise.

[@rastas4766]

Damn right!

[@thebaconbuizel3598]

ATTENTION WHINING SOCIALISTS: Golden needs your help to take Paris during the 1000th battle of the Marne. All he needs to singlehandedly win is a tissue for his tears, your credit card number expiration date and three numbers on the back. But act fast or Golden will have a stroke !

[@Jsay18]

ATTENTION WHINING SOCIALISTS: Golden needs your help to take Paris during the 1000th battle for the Marne. All he needs to singlehandedly win is a tissue for his tears, your credit card number expectation date and three numbers on the back. But act fast or golden will have a stroke !

[@jimsaintruth4248]

So that he can win the victory royale

[@atm1947]

Is this a ben Shapiro meme?

[@thebaconbuizel3598]

atm 487 It’s an attention all gamers meme that was being spammed during the stream this episode is from. No idea who started it, but by the end of it everyone in the chat was spamming it.

[@walemaa5631]

It's even funnier for me as "marne" means "in vain" in Ukrainian

[@monnomestbizarre]

0:09 here Bo masterfully foreshadows the "my eye" incident years before using it for his scripts, bravo Bo

[@junkoxeno_7734]

Most unfortunate with the security breach on the Dardanelles

[@therealbrappuccino]

Mobile Task Force unit Nine-Tailed Fox has entered the facility

[@mxm4587]

I am proud to be here 3 minutes after uploading. Keep up the great work Bo!

[@PremiumChad]

Kangaroo_Wilhelm_Kangaroo Pact thats 3 minutes too long brother

[@halonut96]

Hahaha jesus christ i think golden finally snapped

[@harrylion6689]

I watched the stream, he gets even crazier after that

[@TeemoQuinton]

It's what happens when you blow your entire army on an offensive

[@lslsfm4543]

@@harrylion6689 really?

[@federalstateofaustria7611]

0:42 Rare recording of prime minister vinzelos realizing Constantinople is Greek. Precisely the 19th hour of December 3rd 1913

[@pigeon2929]

This might actually be the most accurate communication between WW1 leaders i've seen so far

[@bittersweetstateofmind3698]

I'm just imaging bo in the backround watching the argument eating some russian popcorn with the Tsar.

[@Ein2k10]

Paris is the new Iwo Jima

[@RomanianJ96]

Even with Iwo Jima it took 2 nukes to the face and Hirohito strong arming his military generals for them to capitulate.

[@ellwill5709]

*I W O J I M A*

[@minaxsocietas480]

"Even with Iwo Jima it took 2 nukes to the face and Hirohito strong..." Yeah, the joke flew right over your head, buddy, and then nose dived into Mt. Everest.

[@RomanianJ96]

MinaxSocietas I got the joke buddy. I was pointing out the stupidity in thinking just because you capture a specific place it means the enemy will capitulate

[@ArgonYouTube]

RomanianJ96 Well I’m not gonna bother explaining the difference between Iwo Jima and the capital of France, but Golden was under the assumption that if he took Paris he would’ve capitulated France. Now whether or not this is true via an event is irrelevant as no one knew for sure.

[@RedGuards]

Imagine the signing of the Treaty of Versailles with these people

[@AndrewJ9673]

“I can see Paris from where I am thats a nice ass city I’ll be there soon” Amazing

[@baron2062]

It's funny how accurate that battle of france was. The CP got close to Paris, so the entente just starts mass attacking them and halted them just outside of Paris. Lovely

[@Star_moses]

Golden was right though he did do everything

[@bapo224]

I disagree but even if he did, that doesn't change the fact he made bad decisions. He should've saved the eastern front etc.

[@bapo224]

Golden was acting like he played everything perfectly and like he was winning, both of those claims of his are false.

[@pres3396]

No, the German player, hicks did most of the shit, it's just that all of Golden's good divisions were in France shitting.

[@pres3396]

@E werent heavy arty but ok

[@frekcho850]

@@bapo224 Germany and Ottomans were actually shit, Germany should've broke through Russian lines.

[@bruh5912]

It’s been 5 years and golden still can’t take Paris or talk to a girl successfully.

[@alicedemencia]

I remember watching the stream and laughed my ass off at like 10pm at golden melting down

[@Zerpderp0]

4:51 Austria-Hungary's Emperor's real thoughts on Kaiser Wilhelm II, 1917 colorized.

[@MyFunnyVids888]

to be fair wilhem II was a stupid sum bitch

[@cageybee7221]

5:00 literaly the exact opposite of the IRL central powers, instead of germany being competant and austria being dumb it's flipped.

[@lux_1223]

2:34 For some reason, This is the best part to me.

[@georgemcdonald8470]

02:34 That french panic was absolutely priceless XD

[@goldengyarados3515]

His seeming stupidy aside, what Golden did achieve here is really impressive, as far as i can tell the Central powers have 2 Great power players, and probably like 4 minor power players, vs 5 great power players. And personally I think if you're going to play this mod in multiplayer with a historical great power alliance setup, you should have to accept the scripted peace deals because of how inherently unbalanced this mod is for multiplayer.

[@nashg2239]

I've been looking forward to this one Watching Goldens stream was something else. That man went through every emotion known to mankind during this game.

[@strandededucation622]

Is it possible to watch it from his view still?

[@davidsarmiento8060]

2:35 - 2:45 Allied high command when the Germans breach the Ardennes, 1940 (colorized)

[@njorlpinipini]

Friendship ended with IWO JIMA, now PARIS is my new best friend.

[@verpix4956]

PAPOOOOA NOOO GEEENEEEE

[@craigporter8873]

For the majority of this video I could only hear two people REEEEEEEEEEEEing at each other.

[@Bugeye0704]

God this was an absolutely glorious stream. Everybody was telling bo he wouldn’t last until 1915. Oh and for reference, he did not get Paris.

[@EstelleFGC]

Golden sounded like he was about to cry when you guys first paused

[@trygveblacktiger597]

Honestly them screaming towards the end of the game was a literal recreation of Austria and Hungary in the 1920s

[@thenorsewarg8409]

2:31 France in every war against Germany EVER!

[@nikolay4101-s7r]

The Great War episodes were what got me into this series in the first place. Nice to see you're playing more of it

[@rogue66x91]

Been almost a year and a half since this video came out. The better part of this was I had the privilege to watch this live and see all the stuff that wasn’t in the video that was amazing playing from Bokoen1 and the Japanese player with the pushing into Romania and into the eastern part of Austria Hungary. All in all we need a rematch of this session. Better throw in a USA player too golden will be salty if you don’t.

[@evelyngravatt3198]

Whoever said "HAHAHA *CONSTANTINOPLE IS OURS!*" like the way he said it. Give that man a Metal he is my new favorite. Edit: This video is amazing and I haven't laughed as hard since Iwo Jima!

[@walnzell9328]

2:31 That pause before he starts freaking out.

[@olejnik5165]

When Austria-Hungary and UK started arguing I myself was mad, I don't know why I was just pissed off and wanted screaming at the two

[@flicks-it-for-4238]

2:26 that comedic timing is on point

[@Zerpderp0]

From 4:51 onwards is literally how the end of ww1 went. Britian yelling at central powers, Austria-Hungary complaining about German incompetence and getting shafted, "take Paris, take victory" strat, and my favorite, the mental breakdown of high command.

[@quiet_gal_]

It's gonna be hard to topple this as my favorite episode Italy's divisions running around and everyone reacting with confusion France's screams of anger and fear Britain's salt at everything that's happening Japan being a meme And of course, Golden being classic Golden

[@evanthedank554]

Looking back on this video, Golden was absolutely aggroed by the UK Player. He wanted to keep playing the game, and the UK player just kept yelling at him. Feel like I’m in the minority here when saying I was rooting for Golden

[@radium6962]

2 years ago but yeah, its crazy

[@swoogity6649]

The single greatest episode I’ve seen and I’ve seen all of them. Change my mind.

[@xxYoanxx1]

Words can't describe how excited I am for the next part of this! I was fortunate enough to catch part of this stream will you guys were recording, very good shit! Also you guys should play a game with In the name of the Tsar, the Focus Trees are really fun in that game

[@xxYoanxx1]

@Skablingo ! For sure! They played it before iirc, and as per usual it was great

[@xxYoanxx1]

@Skablingo ! Oops lmao

[@bradymcelroy1627]

I love the split second of silence before the Allies start screaming about the Austrian siege divisions.

[@sanse7370]

every time golden opens his mouth he sounds like a different nationality. get it? he's austria-hungary i'll see myself out

[@charliethenecromancer4422]

*WEEEEEZE*

[@mattheron5116]

This was the best Hoi4 in a nutshell video to date. Quality banter!!

[@romandumych1623]

Austria-Hungary: *moves 2 provinces* Lenin: Revolution Time By: Golden

[@nikthegreek4223]

That video gets better with time

[@euplexia8674]

I feel bad for golden, he's gotten screwed over by his allies a lot

[@ValeBridges]

3:13 I see the UK player is RPing as Butcher Haig

[@katra5673]

that japan guy really identifies as an apache helicopter

[@Flyingclam]

2:32 France sounds like he just got nuked in 1916, my god the panic

[@JKAzrael247]

*Silent Artillery Units moving to pressure Luxembourg and walking into Beligum* ........ France: HELP ME UK!! MOVE IN!! MOVE IN!!!

[@otermi]

This was the best Hoi4 in a nutshell i ever watched, good job.

[@olejnik5165]

More ww1! I would also love to see Kaiserreich or fuhrereich

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

@TheB29Bomber especially if he's playing against Dressel

[@NotAnAlex_Guy]

this video (near the end) is basically just funny moustache man and fegelien having one minor disagreement

[@marxel4444]

2:32 France Highcommand reacting to Germany Violating the neutrality of belgium 1914

[@n543576]

I swear this is one of the greatest channels ever. EVERY FUCKING GAME theres some epic argument and here I am like a fly on the wall just dying laughing at the entire thing.

[@KingDerpy13]

Some say, Golden is still asking for a US player...as he fails to reach Paris...*You can't take Paris Golden!*

[@gtafanatic1]

1:59 When you go full imperial japanese 6:24 Golden's phrasing of it that way is too good

[@halonut96]

Dont know who the new guys are but i already love them

[@CodexQuinn]

I'm pretty sure they went to a hoi4 discord and wrote "need toxic but reasonably good hoi4 players"

[@Johndtrx]

This episode killed me completly, you have my deepest thanks Bo for giving this to me :DD

[@salter1630]

Higgs logic: "No point in continuing no way to win" "Don't talk till you win"

[@BodyCounter]

7:20-9:00 Gotta use this argument, it's gonna be the next best thing since the Modern Warfare Riot Shield argument

[@hotdogfingerz9674]

Could we have some more Empire at war?

[@hotdogfingerz9674]

waluigi for Smash Thanks man Also rip Waluigi, maybe next time

[@gameover_477]

I didnt think it was possible to see more salt in one vid than in every dressel clip. This is spectacular.

[@ThemoonsFullofgoons-qn9xl]

Philips was goated

[@OnlyGrafting]

"Nothing else works so just keep attacking" Field Marshall Douglas Haig when the French ask the British to remove stress from French lines by launching offensives North of the Somme.

[@kamerad-dog]

I can just image British and Austro-Hungarian delegates screaming at each other.

[@BirdRaiserE]

"YOU BRAINLET! YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING BRAINLET!" UK's Tophat has spent more time off his head than on in this episode

[@thomascain8840]

5:49 German encounters first British tank, 1916

[@chloeprice9649]

2:26 - 2:36 Historically accurate. Russia having a stroke and France yelling at UK to help

[@romandumych1623]

Legends say he is still 2 provinces away

[@wilianrodrigues5280]

2:30 *everyone chatting out a battle strategy Bo: Everyone shut up, France is about to die *France begins panicking and screaming

[@jacque2]

Golden continues his slow transformation to full Dressel

[@tetraninja19]

By far the best moment in this video is where France starts screaming for help from Britain and Burtons like I’m right here next to you lmao I was on the floor laughing for 10mins

[@muhammadfirstian4847]

Diplomacy in its finest

[@randomstuffc.j.o1408]

Central powers:*Tries to capitulate russia* Austria Hungary :*Tries for Paris Conquerors club*

[@fluviusOptio]

Bokoen1 Did Austria-Hungary got its "final victory at Paris?"

[@aneural]

I wanna know...

[@GoldenSpatulas]

Soy boy didn’t let me have my glorious moment

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

@@GoldenSpatulas are you the salt master itself?

[@makeprussiaathingagain7368]

Golden are you the real golden

[@Jsay18]

i can't remember if he took it and lost it or kept losing the battle of Paris, the point is, the event Golden was talking about didn't fire/doesn't exist.

[@acerusea5156]

The interaction between Phillip and Golden is literally the CoD MW2 riot shield incident

[@Llamaland56]

Some say they're still trying to get a USA player

[@BeigeEyesCroissantDragon]

This is a top tier argument, best of HOI4 fights right here. Top contender.

[@nietname2468]

Competent Gulasch -Schnitzel hold back by incompetent Kraut. Wait what?!?

[@deltoroperdedor3166]

Ya. Good ol' Will had a bit too much of that Rakjia we gave him

[@anthonykhoury1990]

Legend says that in real life, it was the Austrian-Hungarian Divisions that were closr to Paris, but they were stopped at The Battle of The Marne

[@F22onblockland]

weird flex Austria-Hungary, but ok.