HoloGTA RANDOM Clip Compilation! #1 [

[@PunkRockMohawk]

Shuba: * massaging her temples and smoking a cigar * "Half my department is ditching patrol to hang out at the strip club, one of my officers is in the newspaper with her ass out AND under investigation for excessive use of force, there's some taxi driver that has made it their mission to demolish every street light in my city, and yet that taxi is STILL safer than the paramedics that keep losing patients during transport, the recently opened bakery might be selling drug lace pastries, the Sherriff is misusing police resources to romance the most wanted criminal in the city, and here I see the one officer I THOUGHT I could always count on being shared online gambling with municipal funds!" * begins furiously chewing a handful of TUMS * * radio beeps * Matsuri: "Chief, I'm responding to a call from the local mechanic. They say there's a gang of dancers rubbing their rears all over a sports car, and the mechanic can't get out..."

[@VtuberBits]

"Every day ends with a Tums festival!!"

[@deathmachineable]

I assume this recording was taken during Commissioner Subaru's very enthusiastic meeting with Mayor Yagoo....

[@plopcornmachine2375]

Subakainu?

[@grimsladeleviathan3958]

subaSadge

[@karneheni]

"Half my department is ditching patrol to hang out at the strip club" - and another half chilling in casino %)

[@michaelchuang3102]

I love that HoloGTA is just one big seatbelt ad

[@ValcoireIGR]

FYI, staff-san scolding Marine and Okayu trying emotes was because of the Animal Video"incident" Matsuri had before in VCR GTA

[@Momoyon]

what is this Animal video "incident" you speak of?

[@ReverseCh]

@@Momoyon Matsuri and Laplus pretended to have sex with a few guys in that server

[@ImaginaryKnave]

⁠​⁠​⁠​⁠@@Momoyon Matsuri made an AV in VCR GTA using emotes and got someone banned from streaming for I think like a week or two.

[@untokaji]

​​@@Momoyonin previous VCR GTA Matsuri and Mitii (Twitch streamer) was doing an adult scene that makes her being suspend to streaming for a few days Animal Video = AV = Adult Video

[@pilarpaksi]

@@Momoyon kzbin.info/www/bejne/nqDCeKKplJyVl5I

[@AngellishV]

"KANADEEEEEEEEEEEEHH" Oozora Subaru, every HoloGTA stream, no matter what which one.

[@Micfal]

Lol Marine had to age herself up to legally work in "hostess club"

[@SeanCrosser]

She's just having one of those 30s days

[@YenZin108]

And then Marine & Lamy recruited the "18-year old" AZKI on her first day, literally picking her up on the street when she was wondering what job to do, and bringing her to the Cabaret club without telling her what kind of place it was.

[@deathmachineable]

@@YenZin108 Only for the same AZKI turning into a full blown drug dealer..... quite the place this HoloSantos is....

[@GreenKaigaiNiki]

When I saw Botan's outfit I wondered if she knew what the hat said. When she told Subaru and bursted out laughing it was the perfect ending.

[@Arashi257]

Lol, that's pretty funny. I also see why she always wore green now, cause she made Peter Pan😅

[@Strlz_Remtachi]

Ao-kun: * always flirting with girls * Ao-kun when something actually happens: IIIIYAAADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@piplupcola]

Ao kun be like "I was just flirting with them cos it was funny i didn't expect anything to happen!"

[@cirmothe9]

Korone smashing into the pole had me wheezing from Mio's perspective.

[@shadowknight9345]

It had Mio wheezing, too.

[@johnnyMcSheep]

This whole HoloGTA Arc can be made into 3 movies at least

[@Zengkoy]

Great clips as always! The music cutoff when Korone crashed killed me

[@shirokuma196]

It was not bad to the "bone", it was bad at the "brakes"

[@Vernnell]

I freaking love Subaru yelling Kanade's name, is like that episode of the Simpsons were Mick Jagger yells at Homer. It already become so iconic. Thanks for the fun compilation of clips!

[@tysonfontanez]

Thanks for this! There are some clips in here I haven't seen anywhere else

[@bigbakaboon]

Also the edit you did at 4:43 is amazing. Just pausing the big blue track just and plays the "crash" sound *chefs kiss*

[@ImaginaryKnave]

Thank you for translating and making this video :)

[@Duplucky5]

Best part is that you give us more clips we don't see anywhere. And thank you for the big laugh at around 9:00 🤣

[@TheOneGE]

Best daughter K A N A D EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~~~~~~~~~~~~ is a work of bratty ART!!!!!!!!

[@shadowknight9345]

You can literally just stick your hand in this mine and pull out gold every time! Also, it is now mandatory that you include at least one "KANADE!!!!!!!" from the duck in future grab bags whenever possible.

[@cyrene03]

your taste in moments to clip is always so 🤌

[@aimal_clips]

As Hololive droping event back to back, clippers need to keep up with it. 😂 Thanks for the clip, mate, good job! Remember to take rest from time to time. 👍🏻

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

How is it this insanely fun to watch the holomems browse a holomem-only fake GTA twitter? 😆 Everything they upload is so great

[@JustCoffeeThankYou]

I love the "Watame is on the scene!" 6:19

[@MrBoniec]

I am convinced japanese woman are exceptionally gifted drivers

[@joe9893]

I know a lot of them are new to GTA, but it’s hilarious and somewhat shocking how bad holomem are at driving

[@fluttzkrieg4392]

I don't think a single one of them likes cars, much less plays games about driving

[@endrollcurtaincall]

Thank you for the great work as always! I saw your comment about how you've grabbed some good bits whenever you were able to tune in but this was a lot sooner than I was expecting

[@VtuberBits]

Yeah, this format takes a little less time to put together, technically.

[@me-qh7bx]

@@VtuberBits You’re the goat, honestly. Appreciate the compilations man.

[@nny2055]

禁断のHoloGTAに手を出したなｗｗｗこの編集は荒行になるでｗ ほんまありがとう(^o^)

[@VtuberBits]

まあ。。。そう😅 やってみたかっただけ。

[@nny2055]

@@VtuberBits ええんやで、僕はすきやで。

[@shirokuma196]

The girls are teaching us how to not drive recklessly.

[@edneedsacat3791]

ayyyy, my fave clipper/subber! thanks for this!

[@CSLucasEpic]

Anyone see those ild 80s and 90s cop movies, where the Police Chief would yell out an officer name all angry? That is Subaru yelling KANADEEEEEE!

[@DanielDugovic]

Honda Sports Ambassador Korone forgot to wear her seatbelt.

[@MisterTwit]

The clip of Marine hearing drunken panchira Lamy in the other room should not have made me laugh this hard

[@anonbabi]

Thank you for the compilation!! Is better to see the best moment of each day

[@OverrideMyFears]

I swear, you're the best!!! Thank you for your service!!!

[@MainGoldDragon]

im SO glad hololive got to experience the same joy that was the VCR GTA servers!

[@RaphaelAT]

14:30 is literally the Smithers meme from the Simpsons!

[@grimsladeleviathan3958]

16:15 I don't know if this is an editing mistake or intentional (keyframes can suck, I know), but Noel slowly leaving frame as she tries to explain herself is really funny lmao

[@ReiSomethin_]

Thank you for the translations!

[@Not_Chen]

17:20 Ollie Sneezed 🙏🏼

[@HappyDog-f2l]

最高な切り抜き ありがとうございます。

[@shizunakuroshi]

Police Mama Subaru and her Trooublesome Daugthers :D

[@plopcornmachine2375]

I think my favorite parts are staff san throwing random things into existence. They really made the most of this private server.

[@jakubgrzybek6181]

You know Noel was excited to have Subaru as her mom

[@BlakeElliott35]

HoloGTA needs to be an annual event.

[@obitoxshinobi8978]

1:15 shuba chan laugh remind me of Brook One Piece😂

[@MrMattThor]

The best clipper is here!!

[@Arthur-xr1vk]

Subaru: In terms of money, WE HAVE NONE. Zhong Li from Genshin Impact: First time?

[@MaskofFayt]

The music playing whenever korone got on the bike killed me

[@irrelevance90]

The GOAT

[@emonnyentrick]

Your ability to create segment title is immaculate

[@VtuberBits]

Ah thankya thankya.

[@SeanCrosser]

The most important lesson to take away is: Always wear your seatbelt.

[@MyenMarlkin]

9:06 - Oh god. My sides! Miosha's screams of despair and confusion mixed with Korone's panic is just gold. Man every group just has their story this even is just that big.

[@emirizmer4177]

hell yeaaa please make it long series 🥰🥰🥰

[@maeepicreal]

i swear to god the exagerated nearly sitcom situations between the police department , subaru and kanade... i love it 5:41 needs to be animated oh my god

[@driftspecs13]

16:05 that's the exact sound my texts make on my phone, so I kept thinking I was getting texts the whole video. 😭

[@noraiou]

No matter which part of this video I watch, every parts make me laugh so hard and made my day lol Especially Korone (Riding a motorcycle and crashing left & right) and Marine & Lamy's (Job for free) part lol MORE! WE WANT MORE!!!

[@joshpineau405]

I wonder how often Marine and Okayu are told they can't colab because they are so dangerous.

[@ExoticBankai]

Really funny all this !

[@Q9Teen]

3:10 I think Marine says: "mazeru yo!" which means "lemme join/participate too!"

[@myrvynaquilino1152]

Poor police. They are broke while the gang, car repairs and hospital are raking in the money

[@yanuarnorman529]

Thank you!

[@kabob21]

15:00 Ooooooh that’s what those clips of Watame saying “butt car washes are the best!” mean. Sasuga Wata-oji-san 🥲

[@satansshadow218]

The inside of the police station looks just like the one in Gotham

[@Not_Chen]

Ty bro 🙏🏼

[@oozarusama]

If you're wondering why Marine and Okayu received a warning, there's a story behind it. In short, it all starts with a certain crazy girl who wears a schoolgirl skirt and leggings. She wanted to make an AV inside GTA, including clothes, until she was discovered, that's where it all started.

[@pingu6338]

Lamy is in the zone

[@DaddySenpai35]

Korone peak comedy lollll

[@nny2055]

バイクのBGMは、ちょうどよくダサくて好き😂すごいsilly www

[@guilherme5094]

👍Thanks!!

[@MasterBeydor]

Note to self. Do not, and i mean "DO NOT" let this girls drive at all cost

[@dumisme6910]

Its all just pure comedy 🤣🤣🤣

[@tehjefey]

Bro these people are cooked....

[@nyxzebq]

in VCR GTA strip club is mostly man who did the dance and here in HoloGTA even more yabai 😭

[@Unaliq]

Dude, you're gonna love Mumei and her skateboarding mihaps and her moment with Anya scaring Ayame and Towa. xD

[@perotekku]

12:30, man, what is the music playing in this part? It sounds so familiar, maybe Frieren?

[@VtuberBits]

That's Long Road Ahead by Kevin Kevin MacLeod, the goat.

[@ibnufarizi258]

letsgoo

[@maku1312]

will you continue 7dtd series?

[@VtuberBits]

Yup! Part 8 is fully translated already, just need to do typesetting and some editing!

[@taigachshj]

🥰🥰🥰

[@Ray27th]

Really love the hand edit lol 6:33

[@agmadseven9702]

14:58 Im dying😂

[@EnorIII]

8:43 The editing is killing me xD

[@housemana]

2:35 man i love Marine

[@bigbakaboon]

1:33 how do you say dunce in jp? Or dimwit? I looked it up but kind find any matching pronounciation or romaji, i'm dyslexic so runes are not on the menu.

[@VtuberBits]

It's "のろま" -> "noroma"

[@dragonninjaryu6489]

F-Zero Big Blue used. Vid gets an auto thumbs up from me, even though it's just the Mario kart version