[Hololive] Desk Slamming Compilation

[@thatguyjared8560]

The “No Signal” for Miko killed me. 😂

[@KyzenEX]

It's like a recurring gag in TV series, but made just for ELITE comedic timing

[@CaptainCFalcon]

She's so ELITE that comedic timing happens passively around her. Sasuga ELITE-chan

[@dimmoire]

@@CaptainCFalcon LOL

[@kazuoken3482]

The power of Miko hand!!!!

[@Balla_Hololive]

Ame playing super mario galaxy (my favorite game) is raging......i know this feeling 😂😂😂

[@shadowknight9345]

I like how Mio's three desk slams have their own categories: 1. Genuine rage. 2. Unintended Pon. 3. Cute frustration.

[@bru9383]

Wdym? They're all cute!

[@mooonnnn449]

the first one is funny tho,where she slams and there’s no signal pop up😂😂

[@TheHedgehogpower182]

Also no signal

[@caoi08]

I'm the hundredth like

[@Porterhaus94]

16:13 Ollie lays onto her desk like a gatling gun

[@bombadt-yt9818]

No that's MG42

[@hungryim8643]

I know from my experience that it's the sound of rage pressing the keys on a keyboard. Yeah, done that before.

[@vodkaorange009]

AK47 berserker mode

[@NorthernCrossGuy]

Miko "No Signal" with the "ah" or "oh" sound is just too awesome for me...

[@SamRyuu51]

Miko treats her table as a personal war drum. 😂

[@iaminsideyourwalls2021]

Anytime she bangs on it, her enemies get disoriented for a short while

[@NormalHatter]

@@iaminsideyourwalls2021 literally a stun LMAO.

[@AJarOfYams]

I love how the reverberations go through the mic stand

[@drenkrod9811]

Now I'm imagining her using it as her drum to sing "We are We are FAQ"

[@waywardwriterryu7185]

I fuckin love how every time miko hits her desk it’s just hard enough to undock her switch

[@cattothething]

4:27 I could just feel her rage emanating from my screen. That scream was pure anger.

[@muboizin]

Miko's desk is the only that retaliates by turning her video off. As expected of an elite desk.

[@zerofox641]

8:35 Flare’s “God Damn” really surprised me how smooth it was. Don’t often hear her speak English

[@ShiroYuuki86]

It made me bursts out laughing 😂

[@kamo7293]

miko: desk slam switch: no signal killed me every time

[@iamkazuki830]

If kanata punches the table, the table instantly turns into dust.

[@drpibisback7680]

I just can't decide whether it's funnier when they can only muster the daintiest little slaps or massive full fist slams that practically reverberate through the mic.

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Danchou picking up her keyboard and repeatedly smashing it over her knees while calmly complaining is the best.

[@autismandgaming4532]

Ame doesn't slam her desk, She Slaughters it

[@Optimus97]

It sounds like a cool assault rifle with shells ringing out

[@wkcool69]

14:36 Jesus christ😂

[@cartermon_]

normal rage, anyone who plays slightly frustrating games have probably done that

[@marshall3314]

16:15 that was an earthquake more than anything 😂 21:57 ame is the most gamer out of myth in these moments

[@MexicAnime]

6:04 that Mio clip should've been in a try not to laugh compilation. It's just plain hilarious.

[@blackwinghaseo3349]

Ollie's was rapid fire, but Ame's desk slamming is with authority

[@Bailey-cem]

9:02 i understand your anger on this undyne boss

[@thenumberquelve158]

Sora's such an angel 🥺 Any attempt at hurting inanimate objects only hurts her more. Miko's Elite Desk Takedown is impressive. I'm SHOCKED that Suisei hasn't been more violent than that. Matsuri's got some good drumming skills. So does Aqua. And of course who can forget the explosions of cuteness that are Ayame and Luna? Ollie slams her desk like a charge rifle! .........Why did I not anticipate this? Early Amelia Watson is simply a supervillain to desks everywhere. I feel like she's toned it down somewhat recently. (Or she just really freaking hates Super Mario Bros. series.)

[@zusune469]

Sora isn’t just an angle she’s a goddess

[@NabilekMeledak69]

The way Moona scream and say "no no no" while slamming her desk makes me goes to the heaven, it's too cute like a baby

[@beelze8830]

Honestly we all know how salty Ame is but, that clip with Lap playing Jump king was scary! I honestly thought she was going to flip her desk lol.

[@KainiusTheGreat]

Could you imagine the announcement tweet, "Sorry everyone, I will be on a 3 week hiatus due to needing to replace my entire streaming setup"

[@nbr6116]

Yeah, Lap used straight up Violence with a Capital V

[@jon-franciscura7535]

15:13 Sakamata Chloe 15:41 Hakui Koyori

[@shinigamimiroku3723]

7:43 As someone who plays RPGs on a regular basis, I felt this... x_x

[@nightlust]

Ayame going all patapatapata on her desk 😭 cute

[@lowbatt777]

ame the professional desk slammer! what a true gamer detective she is

[@coffeeinhandproductions3238]

Miko must have either a really loose connection or her rage is just too powerful. Also knew this would end with Ame as you could literally fill the run time of this vid with how often she exhibited anger/frustration at her desk.

[@itsstillpasta]

HoloX, Kronii and Ame have the most intense rages.

[@wd8man596]

All this rage and we got blessed with watame's wholesomeness

[@rtinar5545]

Ganbatte Desk-kun 😢

[@haryantohalim8008]

I want to send my deepest condolences to Desk kun here , rest in peace bro o7

[@arturoporraz6046]

Noel is a really impulsive woman, I'll never forget how she said her name while streaming with her other account and she obliterated her keyboard

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Ironically, the immediate violent reaction was the part that made it unmistakable that it was definitely her.

[@DarknightSinada]

oh!? is there a video??

[@kazech5225]

​@@DarknightSinadathat video has been deleted but i have it on my phone

[@DarknightSinada]

@@kazech5225 why not upload it on to youtube?

[@kazech5225]

@@DarknightSinada google ' canan keyboard smash' there should be streamable link

[@bigbakaboon]

(not good at anger) Made of paper: Suisei, miosha, luna, lamy, anya, moomers, irys (actually trying to break shit) Made of lead: Noel, pekora, la+, reine, ame (either pretending or more frustrated) Made of cute: Watame, sakamata, moona, zeta (more angrish than desk slam) Made of rage: Towa, kanata, nene, koyori, kobo

[@bru9383]

Forgot Sora and Mel

[@maestrogame8047]

Also Miko and Hachaama

[@JL_Loki]

Also shuba

[@Bogusboss77]

Also Ollie

[@ヴォルフ-s2g]

黒ちゃんとフブちゃんとぐらちゃんは・・・？

[@-Raylight]

Desk-kun is a very hard worker. Respect for him not breaking down *o7*

[@AlexaHan66]

Kobo always hit her desk with ten thousand wrath.. doesn't matter the condition or game lol her patient is very thin

[@DistractedGlobeGuy]

Everything Kobo does, she has to make as much noise as possible. She's a walking sonic weapon.

[@EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany]

10:26 I love Towa's gagging seal screams XD

[@standard-carrier-wo-chan]

You can clearly hear the spoon rattling in a glass mug on Kobo's desk lol. That "clink clink clink" is definitely from someone that enjoys gaming tea.

[@bombadt-yt9818]

Ollie's desk slam is gonna bring Omaha beach PTSD

[@NickZ0425]

Welp it really does sound like MG42 from afar

[@Nelson_Win]

Part 2 please!!! Miko slamming her desk while playing Super Mario Bros has a bunch of counts.

[@Areyya_]

0:13 If you hit the table on purpose it will definitely hurt, but if you are annoyed it won't hurt that much🗿🙏

[@buggibii]

miko turning off her set up everytime she hit her desk was so goddamn funny i'm deceased 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@magnifeck4669]

Desk-kun is literally the strongest being in existence.

[@Vil-kun]

"no signal" Miko:oh?

[@hyperion6114]

As I could see: You will never find Botan in these. Ollie seems to be the Mr. Jagger of Hololive lol

[@De_pardjo]

I think desk slam lamy will give desk-kun +100 hp 😂

[@Crosselle04]

Moona's blessed scream is gonna be my best alarm

[@PaulReyes-qj1wn]

Tokino: -100 Miko: -350 Suisei : -120 Mel: -1000 Matsuri: -3750 Haachama: -1750 Subaru: -120 Shion: -100 Aqua: -450 heres for now until tomorrow

[@V-li6mt]

Kanata: -9999

[@andiprayoga4708]

I searched through the time stamps, watched the video until the end but still EVA-01 didn't exist Even though she is not a member anymore but she was the best desk slammer imo

[@zulandrean519]

The best desk slammer of hololive

[@TheEmperorHyperion]

Turns out it was practice for Mafumafu.

[@Balla_Hololive]

14:00 this scream AAAAAAaAAAAAaaAaAaAaAaaaaaaaaAAAAAA😂😂😂😂

[@Limegreenedragon]

Desk-kun: why am I still here? Just to suffer?

[@ppvsonicspy]

We must find Sora's desk and burn it to the ground for hurting such a pure Goddess.

[@MrSpragueMikuHatsune]

11:37 luna is too cute

[@NotASummoner]

I'm convinced that Aqua's slams get buffed by the mic and Subaru's gets hardnerfed. Subaru would destroy her desk before her slams would reach the volume of her voice after all :P

[@Otaku_Amuno]

Desk-kun durability is crazy

[@vampirewolfboi]

4:20 she broke out into a song for a second

[@MYusri-xk9re]

Yo. Nobody hurts our boi Desk-kun like that.

[@ItsGamein]

I just finished my ame rage compilation and now I have to rearrange it to make extra space

[@goukenslay7555]

Haachama just yelling out nene's name had me intears that stream Then we have ayame's cute pitter patters

[@DomoArigatoMrRobaito]

Desk Kun is the most powerful member of Hololive. Desk Kun withstands the punishment and continues to endure.

[@Waaaltz_]

That's one of the most important thing that you need to train.

[@RicardoMeansKing]

Sora' hit on the table should heal Desk-kun since she's the HoloQueen

[@IAMZielt]

I just love watame clips

[@wd8man596]

You're not alone brother

[@ChrisWilliams-ur7fn]

How is there barely any Towa when she's the goat of desk kun

[@TheKairon999]

I think Lamy's was more +hp than -hp 😂

[@MrX-un8cz]

miko: *slam desk* signal: I've decided to die

[@matt6260]

I didnt know Aqua can scream like that 😂😂

[@Panjangl]

Kaela skia one pretty high up on my list lol

[@seanlocke2228]

AZKi, Roboco, Aki, Choco, Botan, Lui, Iroha, Iofi, Risu & Ina are too chill to slam their desk to be featured here it seems. Also no Rushia or Coco or Sana? o7

[@AzureR7]

Rushia the holo desk slammer pro

[@Godspeeds]

Miko no signal

[@cklunaslar-9-e930]

Sheesh and here I thought we're having a Hololive version of Ace Attorney with those desk slams

[@a.s.raiyan2003-4]

Poor Miko keeps suffering from malfunctions. Like that one time she lost all her progress.

[@Optimus97]

Okayu: "tap 🐾"

[@cpanrusty5187]

6:04 She literally got clap bro 😂😂😂

[@DaddySenpai35]

I love how every time mikochi desk slams she loses signal 😂😂😂😂😂

[@alexcelticw]

RIP Desk-kun Cause of death: getting repeatedly slammed by a bunch of idols

[@nabilismail9977]

Suisei frustation wasnt that she lost but the piece that she needed came right when she died

[@panzfaust9812]

Ame has most satisfying table slams

[@notveryintelligent6239]

0:33 Putz12 moment

[@MAZakir2]

man I've not heard that name in a while, I see he's made his mark on the internet

[@V-li6mt]

0:10, 0:32, 1:35, 1:44, 8:02, 11:55 R.I.P Desk-kun 2:07, 3:15, 4:00, 4:42, 8:40, 10:34, 13:39, 14:37, 15:52, 16:16, 16:35, 17:31, 21:10 ... 🎧😂

[@joshuaclemente2221]

1:35 Mel's Scream then Dancing Desk😹😹😹😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@V-li6mt]

​@@joshuaclemente2221... ASMR 😅

[@joshuaclemente2221]

LMAO@@V-li6mt😹😂🤣

[@TonyBomboozled]

So much salt, and then there is Sora, Okayu, and Lamy who needed to be asked to daipon.

[@nora0328]

1:12 スペシャルゲスト:がう○・ぐらw

[@lilithlianshi2094]

i thought im gonna see Okayu actualy mad and slam her desk, but no 😟😟

[@reiness]

This is epic haha, thanks for subbing this

[@budiisnadi]

I think Laplus actually kicked her desk.

[@JangeoNomis]

its hilarious how subarus desk slams are so quiet prob due to the fact she has to turn the gain WAY to account for her powerful shuba dB.

[@Ana-xd9uj]

Dude, waston do a looooot of damage I feel bed for she's desk🤣

[@MitchJustChill]

I'm not gonna lie I miss the miko slams into No signal shit was Always funny.

[@akumaten]

You should include the Hologra one with the table fighting back.

[@ThatPlayerThere]

Goofy ahh noise at 10:33

[@ma1-t1f]

I think that was a bottle

[@yukureimu8403]

If only a certain necromancer were here…

[@twilightgeneral777]

Ollie perfect comboed her desk

[@anirecorder2555]

Omg Aqua calm down 😂😂

[@kamilarshaq723]

bro ame straight up shoots her desk

[@cryptokaotic9413]

Please put just the slams to the beat of Mr. Blue Sky

[@cobalt24208]

16:15 [H] HEAVY MACHINE GUN!!!!

[@III-do3dm]

16:17 machine gun

[@nhatquangnguyen5996]

I wonder how much HP does Desk-kun lost In all of this Clip in total😂😂😂😂😂

[@johnnyMcSheep]

This is gold! Lintahlo san!

[@johnnyMcSheep]

I am a little hurt that Akirose was not doing desk smashes... I highly look forward to seeing her in the book as well.

[@jarednewman7823]

Lapu is surprisingly violent.

[@Nice_Boat]

I miss Mel so much...

[@Shiraori6764]

She have another channel if you know...

[@gbd.fluffguy2743]

They are adorable even when raging ww

[@coidex]

Moona is the best