Hololive EN's Best Roasts

[@albedo5450]

I still miss my pet rock all these years later.. lucky Kiara is still here to keep his memory alive 😭

[@tanaes]

o7

[@Tsurf]

o7

[@foxjones_amv]

Wait, you survived!?

[@grandlancercuchulainn1509]

Focking legend here o7

[@vxxiii4160]

o7

[@Paragon13]

Kiara: “I can fit you in there completely. Are you sure you want that?” Chat: (Heavy breathing)

[@pj_mist]

Oi 🤣 bonk!

[@Xemphas]

eheheheeh ԅ(¯﹃¯ԅ)

[@malfegore_7043]

Kiara too seiso lol

[@captsomeguy1]

that's what she said

[@playf7453]

"don't threaten me with a good time"

[@AngellishV]

Mama Phoenix roasting Kiara is both ironic and hilarious.

[@yohannbiimu]

It isn't ironic, it's totally expected.

[@zacharyzwickl5860]

But also explains alot

[@blazingkite8983]

@@yohannbiimu I think he meant Ironic by the fact that Phoenixes are fire birds to begin with >Roast >Fire

[@jojosworlds1208]

She hits her with the word sematisch, that not even german teacher really use. No wonder Kiara didn't know it

[@Mutated-Reptile]

@@blazingkite8983 who’s the vtuber on the left of the clip starting at about the 1:28 mark of the video?

[@Jaksonranger]

Sana casually calling kroniis personality dry at the drop of a hat is based

[@bananabunch4590]

Bruh, Sana is a stealth bomber, like she likes to act all sweet and innocent, but she knows how to dish out some good roasts. Maybe it's because she's a masochist? 🤔

[@alistermanase2581]

@@bananabunch4590 Yeah just look at the devastation she brought to Ina with het Wall Jump.

[@dgsalvilla]

that's what i like most about Sana's humor. they're having a casual conversation then out of nowhere she'll drop a one-liner and if you're not paying attention you will miss it. if you get a brain fart, you won't even notice it. Fauna does that too , though less frequent.

[@EpicNerdsWithCameras]

@@dgsalvilla If Kronii is comedy incarnate then Sana is triple distilled.

[@Billy_The_Frog]

Literally one of the best roasts i have ever heard that came out of nowhere. The other one where she said "lets give kronii a pity point" was pretty good too

[@lastnamefirstname8655]

these roasts are so good. they will only improve over time.

[@Thtaoy1029]

My favorite is: "Your eyes are too far apart" "Well yeah, they're closer than your mom and dad will ever be"

[@bitchman05]

Unlike Gura’s height

[@hio.hinomaru21]

Haha! Noice

[@Thtaoy1029]

@@bitchman05 Oof!

[@icebox1954]

Just like your mom.

[@ClarkeGrievin]

The most bullied HoloEN members are Ina, Kronii, and Gura but when they hit back... truly a sight to behold.

[@jergarmar]

Ina is teased for being "cutting board", but overall I would put her WAY in third after Gura and Kronii. They get roasted by their chat constantly.

[@Vasharan]

@@jergarmar Gura and Kronii are their own worst nemeses, with Gura's impeccable ability to make anything she does in a game backfire spectacularly (like the legendary Rust S2 Grenade Lob PK) and Kronii's inability to resist saying things on stream that makes herself cringe.

[@pforgottonsoul]

to be fair with gura i mostly just see flat chest jokes.

[@jergarmar]

@@pforgottonsoul Also, an estimated 12.5% of Gura's chat is just people going F E E T at the slightest provocation. 😆

[@jelleluyten5017]

Did someone say feet?

[@TheAerialScrew]

Vesper: Everything that comes out of Canada is based. Everything except for Kronii-senpai. Kronii is gonna interrogate him about that comment during their next therapy session 😂

[@_pitako]

Bold of you to assume he can even handle another therapy session

[@LermaBean]

Or Kronii after the time-smutt incident

[@leoadhiwibowo8426]

MOIST!! it's just one word but if you repeat it in front of Vesprt he could get trauma for a whole day

[@Thanawat_CH]

0:57 I cant believe that his prediction is Real Damnit

[@NaniJapaneseForWhat]

@@Thanawat_CH he got got by kronii

[@TheMrPandaGamer1]

>Be sana >become one of the best vtubers >roasts all of your friends >elaborates no further >leaves

[@christianlenik5307]

KSon is still in Action, dont worry

[@DelphinSquared]

Some of the best roasts really come from Sana herself. Gotta miss her.

[@nameless_moon]

I, too, still miss her, Aussie space girl. Or just space girl, as some certain people for some reasons dont believe in Australia's existence.

[@WatcherOnYoutube]

@@nameless_moon then what is this large ass island Im living on?? AM I HALLUCINATING???

[@nameless_moon]

@@WatcherOnKZbin You didnt hallucinate, cant say the same for conspiracy theorists and flat earthers...🗿

[@Nockgun]

space is beutiful but dangerous too and shes perfectly captures that

[@blackjacktrial]

@@psudhani6991 I checked with the Galactic authorities, and actually the "Northern" Hemisphere points down, so you tell us right way up Aussies.

[@August_Yamamoto_Ch.]

Watching these back and realized how savage Sana can be o7

[@nigelxd3735]

How savage Sana could've been

[@JoshSweetvale]

​@@nigelxd3735 Was

[@John-Wolfe]

Well.... looks like Vespers words held true....

[@antonixxgaming7161]

Chat: Your eyes are too far apart Gura: They’re closer than your mom and dad will ever be😭💀 Gura did him dirty on that one💀😂

[@RQM_00921]

EVISCERATED

[@noobie3939]

That guy scratched Gura. Gura lacerated his throat

[@alistermanase2581]

@@noobie3939 Nah. She straight up tore his throat out with her teeth.

[@OokamiRyouko93]

Discombobulated

[@benjamincuevas9627]

It would be really messed up if his parents are dead and one of them ended up in heaven and the other in hell.

[@Artista_Frustrado]

i love how overly polite is Vesper, even when roasting his Senpai

[@cassiebarber4669]

I'm so sorry to the person who lost their pet rock 😭 RIP Sally

[@YawnMK1]

Maybe not skilled in mario kart, but i heard she had mad straight velocity on the snail GP

[@falapadieu]

On another part of youtube-verse... RIP Jennifer

[@ICKY427]

at least the roads are a little safer

[@dudeguy1894]

0:57 "Official announcement from Cover Corporation: The talent Vesper Noir is now currently missing in action" This hits different now...

[@arahelis2038]

HE DISAPPEARS ON US T_T

[@csparkle]

What happened?

[@Nehfarius]

@@csparkle Kronii objected to being called the only un-based thing from Canada, clearly. :p

[@sammydray5919]

It really does 😢

[@LightSeiba]

COME HOME VESPER!!!

[@SirFooplesTheThird]

Gura hitting that guy with the "divorced parents" burn is my all time favorite

[@custodesmarco]

I will miss Vesper's banters with Kronii. I'll miss their game nights. This truly is a sad day.😢

[@thedablord3981]

“ talent vesper noir is missing in action” hits different now 😢

[@YungCuzz]

The entire “your eyes are too far apart” started as some innocent goof, but wound up brutal. Those jokes got exponentially more savage.

[@meenaaaaaaa5394]

4:39 The way Gura says excuse me gets me everytime

[@012egis]

mike wazowski 😆

[@megarockman]

The escalation of each uttterance made this for me.

[@meenaaaaaaa5394]

@@megarockman ME TOO

[@Malevolent_Q]

0:57 Aw now I see why Vesper and Magni are on "hiatus." They went to settle the score with Kronii for all those Monopoly and Uno matches with her

[@michaelrhett4958]

This hurts now

[@sadaderlangga17]

"Your eyes are too far apart" Her reaction was like she just saw the destruction of Atlantis for a second time

[@CryogenicFrost]

0:56 ..."That one didn't age quite so well."

[@georgevincentcorneby4023]

0:57 hits differently now

[@zhefaloosia7953]

5:21 Damn, Gura can clap back

[@Takamachi]

Her chumbuds roast her all the time, she had to learn to fire back sooner or later.

[@MrTrulyHandsome]

Wait till she is drunk. The last time she wrote a whole song roasting an entire generation of people.

[@surr3al305]

Gura has been trained in the school of witty comebacks, a.k.a her family. Her roasts are *chef's kiss*. Like that time she killed chat for mistaking Bone Blocks for Iron Blocks

[@MacPhal1]

The Inasanity Super Bunnyman colab is still one of the best times i've had watching a video. It was such a fun stream.

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

Holy heck these roasts really are top tier. Kiara and Kronii and Gura got SLAMMED hahah

[@alistermanase2581]

Amd Ina.

[@mvnkycheez]

they are both so bullyable lmao

[@Glass0fWater]

zdravei az sum magi

[@hardtosee8145]

There should be Magni roast stream sniper in Valorant too. That roasts is awesome xD

[@dudeguy1894]

Gura: "Wouldn't your chest get in the way?" Kronii: "Are you flexible then, since there's nothing in your way?" You walked *right* into that one. That is nobody's fault but your own.

[@kiyohimeisbetterthanmorgan220]

Nobody gonna talk about that Country Roads roast? That was glorious.

[@anastudioofficial]

0:57 Come back just for this so Vesper foresee the future huh?! Kronii got him!!

[@knosmangu]

come back again and see the future repeat itself

[@darkshaman98]

As Kiara once said "it's not my fault English is such a suggestive language" every time it happens I'm just sitting there like "Kiara no!!!"

[@HopelessAndUselessPerson]

man, whoever that Albedo is, he's lucky he's getting eaten

[@VindyCh.]

Hes our Tsundere Janitor, hes always been like this. But he Loves our Chicken Queen deep down in his rotten soul. 🤣

[@HYPER_BRUH_]

They lived and are in this comment section.

[@AndreiHarkov]

0:27 don't threaten me with a good time

[@LootandScoot]

I think my favorite roast was when Ame was playing oblivion and Lucien Lachance talked about the virgin blade and ame without skipping a beat says you collect those dont you chat

[@kamkamroni]

The mom and dad one from gura never gets old

[@mapleflag6518]

0:57 This aged strangely.

[@ShintaTakama]

I love that HoloEN is the most chaotic branch. JP to each other: "You guys are so adorable!! ;-; " EN to each other: "Listen here, you little sh-" ID to each other: "What even is happening anymore?"

[@hakurou8960]

dude, if only you can understand Indonesian. HoloID can be as chaos as EN

[@rizkyanandita8227]

HoloID literally throwing haymaker after another.

[@noireweiss762]

@@hakurou8960 as someone who doesn't understand indonesian, so going with subtitles/the moments where they speak english: yeah I'd argue ID is by far the most chaotic and unhinged branch yet.

[@Pseudowolf]

@@hakurou8960 Yeah, I still remember the replies when Ollie messaged different Holomems asking if they'd punch her for a million dollars. Pretty much all of HoloID answered "Yep!" with no hesitation.

[@gaming1zanagi-1999]

True on HoloID but when it comes on whose fan is the most vicious and visceral it would be HoloID fans cause they will blasted anyone for talking smack XD

[@VertietRyper]

3:00 made me think of the "better hide your big ass forehead" line from Fast & Furious

[@m-J_C]

Hey mia Better hide yo baby oil

[@shotguncreeper]

@@m-J_C I’m just playin

[@brianrigsby7900]

0:55 she’s gonna revert him back to an embryo!😂

[@starshade7826]

has to figure out how old he is first

[@darkeye457]

*Regresses him 2000 years* Kronii: WHY DOES HE STILL LOOK LIKE A GRANDPA?!

[@dalgona4819]

Kronii: How long have you been 28? Vesper: *sips tea* A while.

[@alistermanase2581]

Impossible. Vampires exist outside of Time's influence.

[@ArkaSaurusRex218]

Well he's a vampire, so he would not age.

[@TheShiningEnergy]

1:01 when a random clip predicts the future. Pain.

[@Kaiten-uk8gd]

1:00 This aged like milk... Damn

[@AB-dd4jz]

he is dearly missed, I though about him and Magni when Calli and Kronii did a lethal company duo collab recently, in an alternate universe they probably were with them roasting each other for our alternate selves own pleasure.

[@StudentOfGod]

If you decide to do another one of these, please include Sana's talk with Mumei about Pokémon battling. Sana was really into competitive Pokémon when she was little and years later her friends would say, ”Remember when you beat me up in Pokémon?" And she said, "How could I remember the dirt underneath my feet?" (Search: Sana doesn't remember destroying her friends in Pokémon) A while later Ina and Sana were playing and it turned out the friend she destroyed when she was little was Ina. (Search: Ina tells the story of the first time talking with Sana)

[@Maxor369]

Note to self: having blue on you in Hololive makes you a bigger target of roasts

[@Faath2]

0:57 the context was different but he got suspended anyway

[@radioactive1014]

You forgot to include Magni's roast to a stream sniper on their valorant collab. "Hey cpol if you're still watching. Tell your mom I'm gonna be a lil late tonight stream still going" lmao

[@professorpenne9962]

that whole collab was hilarious

[@sayhitothelittlegonk1310]

man I miss Sana, she actually fit a niche that I like and it was her Deltarune stream that got me supporting her :(

[@shinigamimiroku3723]

For me, it was Metroid. To my knowledge, she's STILL the only one that played Dread (at least among EN; no idea on JP or ID).

[@FinalQueue007]

3:31 God damn, why she gotta do Kronii like that 😅

[@DrathVader]

Man seeing Sana and Vesper hits me in the feels.

[@shinigamimiroku3723]

You and me both, mate...

[@RaydeusMX]

I had forgotten Kronii likes natto (🤢), no wonder she can handle week old subways with ease...

[@FrarmerFrank]

Doesnt sound like with her tummy aches likely from wheat or cellulose intollerace(which is common)

[@asdf2098]

natto subway smoothies coming

[@ADayinWhite]

That last one hit so hard all because it was 100% true. I'd love to hear them re-record that now that Ame has improved her singing a ton!

[@theparticularist5373]

Bruh, the fact that Vesper came up with that announcement on the spot is perfect.

[@HikaruCh.]

3:50 Chicken clucks when Kiara is laughing, what a perfect time KKAKAKKA LMFAO

[@prokaryoticcellwithanucleu2438]

5:21 my favorite. Pure comedy.

[@ChrisJohnstonVA]

0:58 Oh dear, the gift of prophecy strikes again

[@NatiiixLP]

2:32 Ame: _speaks British English_ Gura: "What a nerd, amirite chat?" lmao, please...

[@Ernestoarr]

1:00 ooh... So THIS is what actually happened to Vesper 🤔 Yeah he had it coming.

[@NJDJ1986]

Kronii: "are you flexible then? since there is nothing in your way!" 😂😂😂 *slams table* that had me dead! 💀

[@damb1858]

My boi Magni deserves a spot in this comp, primarily his roasts from the Valorant collab. While people are busy learning an instrument or learning their career paths, Maglord has studied & mastered toxicity. To this day I imagine the streamsniper from that session has never taken a bus without Magni's permission since then.

[@solarmango3319]

5:37 JESUS

[@re_nforce]

Every time I hear Sana I feel like i've gone back in time for like 2 seconds

[@pa5838]

Video just popped up in my recommended and legit got surprised to see Sana again, it's been so long...

[@UltimaKeyMaster]

Regis: Let's see how good your gameplay's gonna be. Kronii: YOU JUST MAPLE'D YOUR LAST SYRUP.

[@coolskeleton2767]

4:52 Critical roast

[@jessegd6306]

4:00 "The murder of one's family or children." ...Y'all wanted me to define "filicide".

[@birdboy1092]

0:56 this hits different after his graduation.

[@AleT118]

4:17 The perfect counter-roast: Yeah, they look just as saggy as yours.

[@gunbladeuser19]

5:32 Gura, God damn. That was savage.

[@kamen.rider.decade]

7:46 ILUNA: "Hold Our Microwaved Ice Cream..."

[@AngellishV]

That's Scarle's thing. The rest have a decent and healthy food takes... as far as I know.

[@PK_Scratch]

@@AngellishV At least it's not dangerous to your health. Unlike Mika.

[@stephennelson4954]

@@PK_Scratch dude I _see_ a curling iron and i get ptsd now.

[@Kay_Sea251]

@@AngellishV *Millie corned beef sinigang flashbacks intensifies*

[@jarrettatkins3062]

As someone with sensitive teeth can confirm its a thing

[@MeCooper]

Honestly the thing I really like about Hololive is that I expected it to be very much like how a lot of jpop and kpop bands are managed, Everybody is kinda designated personalities and they eventually grow into them. Hololive feels way more like everybody are themselves and it's the character that ends up growing into itself. It's so surprisingly unfabricated, And I think that's why it succeeds so much.

[@neku2741]

I love Sana and Ina interaction, too bad we can't get more in the future. 😞

[@yuulski]

such an iconic year for hololive contents

[@AJarOfYams]

0:57 The foreshadowing

[@sebastiandurand309]

1:12 Her face XDDD

[@ManusiaKagakRusuh]

Ame just decide to have some seafood for dinner, and burn Gura's fanbase ...

[@kittyn5222]

Glad I don't chat I like tho

[@baron6148]

3:21 bane of Vesper

[@paranodrum9171]

I guess Kroni finally got to Vesper. RIP in peace.

[@Shendue]

God, I miss Sana. People who dismissed her as a purely bubbly personality and never watched her don't know what they missed. She has great humour.

[@shinjifrost]

0:55 didnt aged up well i guess !

[@umbraemilitos]

0:56 So that's what happened.

[@Ryw316]

RIP Vesper and Magni.

[@pelicanpeppers]

oh god the foreshadowing of Vesper’s suspension is crazy

[@leonlegend]

70% of these insults are just "you have no boobie'

[@bananabunch4590]

Yeah, probs because it's the least offensive, offensive thing that they can say. Also just because time and time again, it's proven to also be the most effective on the pettan members 😅

[@nameless_moon]

I believe that it also depend on the person who make this compilation, as the majority of insults I've heard from them before aren't about boobie.

[@darkhell66659]

I just periodically come back to this video cause it's so funny (especially the Kronii roasts)

[@WormyJester8]

0:02 KIARA MY PET ROCK DIED LET'S GOOOOOOO

[@CrizzyEyes]

The way Bae said "cuh-layupped" really tickled me as a Southerner and elevated that from an average burn into a godly one

[@f.santyabudi]

Sana and Ina have a good time and i missing those moments 🙃

[@ZenoDovahkiin]

Phoenix-Mama is still gotta be the number 1 spot for me but I'm biased.

[@powderphysics]

"Your eyes are too far apart" somehow remains my favourite of these

[@mangouschase]

at 4:57 the gura/mumei thing struck again

[@equilintogo5378]

Where is Ame's "does it ever land" comment on the puns? That scarred Ina for life?

[@jem3588]

1:25 🍞🌌💛

[@Ethan_Wheeler]

Kronii's mic goes from ultimate ASMR to base boosted earrape in .001 seconds

[@PvtVallen]

0:57 nice foreshadowing

[@Sheriff_Curtis]

"look how big my mouth is, I can fit you in there completely, are you sure you want that?" RIP to phrasing lol

[@ルリ-ruri]

Yes mommy

[@octastarracoon7241]

Nice compilation👍

[@italiangunpowder]

I am watching this in the winter of '24. Seeing Sana as she was gave me emotional damage i was not expecting.

[@amadeusiangunadi2987]

That woaa at 2:17 really gets me lmao🤣

[@wolfhound1755]

SANA - YOU CAN HAVE A BOING BOING TOO INA - KILL KILL KILL 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kikitondo8390]

0:57 Why the algorithm send me these? Its been a month vesper miss. What is the algorithm want to say?

[@TheWatisit]

7:25 If only they knew what would happen...

[@YzEd0501]

7:13 this comment exist just for 1 reason, and that's only to het a comment from Ina about the recent New Year Shuffle of Hololive with Senchou wearing her clothes

[@user-habell774]

1:54 true kronii moments ever i loveit

[@captainbirch2.079]

Sana: called kronii's personality dry Vesper: says Kronii is the only Unbased thing from Canada Also Sana and Vesper: graduated before hitting the one year mark. Coincidence? I think not!

[@Don_Gyakon]

I'm laughing with tears in my eyes

[@dangerdean9066]

Does that mean that the likes of Haruka... Tenma is based?