HoloLore: The Subway Kroniicles [The Complete Arc]

[@RanivusCh]

UPDATE: This video is for historical purposes Only! Please don't talk to Kronii about Subway sandwiches. It's been almost two years. She said she's tired of the jokes and I can respect that. Please respect her wishes as well

[@saysalla]

How about you respect her wishes and take the video down? She's been harassed for years because clips like these.

[@itscoz1]

​@@saysallait says right there it's for "historical purposes only" aka give a clear context on what is the subway thing all about. An example is me, I only got into vtubers recently so this video helps alot because i was rlly confused..

[@DoesRocksFloat]

You can always count on fanbases to run a joke to the ground. Its all they got.

[@tapests]

What about Jersey Mike's?

[@Earthdestroyers99]

Missed opportunity to call this vid "The Subway Kroniicles"

[@RanivusCh]

Sometimes the most obvious thing gets missed LOL I'm renaming it right now because your suggestion is what it should have been this whole time. Thanks!

[@JohnSmith-hm8xl]

@@RanivusCh So, where is the konbini chronicles :D

[@VolticWind]

It’s extra funny when you remember that Subway’s slogan is “Eat Fresh”

[@Juay_deRito]

Kronii: "and I took that personally"

[@rmhaven142]

subway becomes instant funny when you remeber their spokesman

[@VoidExileYT]

She can single handedly keep an entire subway alive if she wanted to

[@conspiracyspider]

I still can't believe the drink only made her stronger.

[@SteelShroom256]

Like Haachama's experience with tap water during her time in the Philippines.

[@nintendomaster6430]

Well. "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger."

[@Keplerite]

"Woah, you can slap me but not the sandwich" iconic 🤣

[@stockicide]

Somebody please tell Kronii about canned food. There are meals you can buy months in advance for when you're hungry at 3 am, Kronii.

[@destroyallfurries]

canned food is 10x worse than room temperature subway

[@terichix8494]

​@@destroyallfurriesin hawaii we eat spam as comfort food. Most popular version is called spam musubi

[@Someone-sq8im]

@@terichix8494yep. Love it. Only complaint is my family doesn’t and idk what sauce to use

[@PUXBACK]

@terichix8494 AY ANOTHER HAWAIIAN!!

[@ItsGamein]

@@terichix8494he’s still right, spam is ass

[@TheWyrmSuperior]

Thank you for recording this arc for future generations, as both amusement and a warning to all. :D

[@RanivusCh]

Tis a cautionary tale, to do things in moderation and not stockpile Sandwiches like there's a Nuclear Fallout imminent.

[@Secret_Takodachi]

​@RanivusCh after 2020 some of us are never getting caught offguard again! 😂❤

[@ilymelodyy]

“Whoever screws up gotta eat the 2 day old tuna sandwich” 😭

[@Not_MissHina]

Kronii: you called that a punishment?

[@larvaedadindex]

Food poisoning *again* she says

[@leowagnerr]

You know I think when hachama commits culinary crimes is not as bad because she seem to enjoy it with subway smoothie we all lose

[@principalflame5199]

I had to close the video when she started on about blending 2 day old tuna sandwich and maple syrup 🤢 that's just too foul, I am fully and completely judging you Kronii, I'm sorry

[@forgetfuldullahan5468]

Don't worry. We all judge her for this. First the shork eats pizza she dropped in the bathtub, and the clock eats food that could make her sick. We love our Holo en girls, but my god do we judge them.

[@nightsregalia8641]

The syrup is from 2020 bruh 😭💀☠️

[@mezeporta]

@@forgetfuldullahan5468 she WHAT

[@cortesyes]

@@forgetfuldullahan5468How did gura drop pizza in the bathtub in the first place lmfao

[@the_fish8005]

​@@cortesyesshe wanted to eat pizza in the bath She did, dropped a slice in the process and tbe fished it out and continued

[@MoustachioFurioso83]

Glad to hear that Kronii is letting go of her terrible habits, if little by little. Also, I can't be the only one who wasn't surprised in the least when Mumei said she started craving Subway after watching Kronii's unholy blend stream. That girl's mind is built different.

[@jojo_sanders5342]

She probably forgot

[@JohnaldV]

Kronii is simply eating the time energy from the 2-5+ day subways.

[@RockhardConstructionPebble]

On one hand, her voice is so calm and soothing. On the other hand, she is absolutely unhinged

[@Ichinaru31]

I wouldn't be surprised if Kronii ends up being Sponsored by Subway at this point down the line in the future.

[@nintendomaster6430]

Would be better than the last one.

[@notveryintelligent6239]

@@nintendomaster6430💀

[@Upsaul]

​@@nintendomaster6430 the last one? Sorry am not in the loop what do you mean?

[@eeresponsible]

​​@@UpsaulThe last Subway spokesman had a few ~*ahem*~ minor problems.

[@kevinzhang3495]

I was up 5 in the morning and hungry asf and I tuned into this and kronii got me into ordering two footlongs myself...

[@RanivusCh]

24/7 Subway is legit! I'm more for a 24/7 Taqueria dude myself but that hunger at 4am hits differently

[@kevinzhang3495]

@@RanivusCh the Kronii inside me when 4am munchies strike: All the other store are closed what am I gonna do? what, make my own sandwich?

[@InfernityZ3r0]

@@RanivusCh Eres de mi especie???? Are you one of my people???

[@MrZilla]

THEY HAVE TWO FOOT LONG SANDWICHES???

[@Jackraiden500]

hope you Didn't get a fountain drink with that 😵

[@vigorouspringle8962]

Something about her using Bussin when talking about Fine wine hits different

[@destroyallfurries]

"bussin" "hits different" just stop

[@vigorouspringle8962]

@@destroyallfurries no no she's funny

[@CatBroiler]

It feels like IRyS watched loads of Company Man videos or something, and she wanted to tell everyone what she learnt. Also, at the end when Kronii learns about the deals on the sandwiches, you can almost hear her little adrenal gland squirting dopamine into her bloodstream.

[@pepperjackttv]

I'm convinced this woman is singlehandedly keeping the Subway franchise alive

[@zk9506]

35 minutes for a sandwich arc. I am blessed 😊

[@LordQuadros]

The Pico Park stream feels like a straight-up intervention

[@justsomerandomdegenerate7868]

Thanks for the compilation of this absolutely rancid arc especially the blending

[@nishantdesai3705]

I dont understand how can she even have a sandwich lying around for 2 days when she loves subway so much? I also love subway and I am sure that if I see one I will probably finish it even if I'm not hungry I'd keep on eating it.

[@RanivusCh]

I'm the same way 😎

[@Akira.0.]

She truly is stronger than us if she can resist the subway attraction

[@Tuckerslam]

That ASMR fucking broke kronies forever.

[@ratskulfethercake4045]

And they say Hachima is worst cook.

[@inlean3224]

Well, she doesn't cook this

[@Reverseheart03]

The Chronicles of Subway: The Sandwich, it's Age and the Warden.

[@n2r1315]

The main character ate poison to build immunity to poison, sounds like a healers job.

[@ThanuG15]

If not for this quality, she actually would be perfect.

[@xtle8322]

My god the dedication to getting all these clips how

[@BloodyMobile]

The worst part about her argument with Ves is, that I can't tell if she's being serious about not getting the difference between aged alcohol and "aged" food.....

[@aztecserpent5525]

8:00 I love that Kronii’s reaction here is literally just Homer Simpson

[@blackout6411]

This video has made me hungry for Subway sandwiches.

[@DaKdawg]

A new yearning has come. Subway has returned to the light.

[@Xistund]

Ngl I can kinda relate. I use to be like 3 min walk from a subway so use to get a sandwich a week. I never was as bad as Kronii but I'm glad to see she's now subway sober.

[@RanivusCh]

I used to live in San Francisco and had a Starbucks on the first floor of my apartment building. Subway wasn't my problem but Starbucks every morning was my problem. 😂 But yeah those fast food addictions are real

[@ZeroBeat1]

Haachama: Finally, a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

[@Raskal_VT]

I really have to thank Kronii. Because of her I quit subway for almost a year now.

[@RRed19]

0:59 I agree Pal. She’s had it before and is still doing this?!

[@jhawley031]

Oh god that blend is so much worse that i could have ever imagined. The crust, the seperation, the curdling!?

[@TheGreyParse]

Kronii: Meatball marinara! Irys: Again!? Fauna: *_How many days old?_*

[@hastur5891]

Thank you for documenting this and putting it together in this format

[@kumamitzuno]

My mind erased that subway blend incident, I don't want subway anymore again

[@himither]

Good stuff! I also knew the gist of this arc, but wanted to know more about it. And there you come along and drop this All-In-One Package. Noice!

[@NSHG]

"What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger." I hate to say this but I 100% agree with Kronii.

[@Senjou]

ngl cause of Kronii i went and got subway yesterday, my first time in months lol

[@NekuDash]

Rewatching....makes me want a Subway sandwich (not blended)

[@SomeBuddy555]

ahhh at last, the Subway Kroniicles

[@Siyan4x]

I'm so happy I found this channel, love your vids. Here's a sub 👍

[@ThePenitentSquirrel]

Leaving a sandwich out to congeal at room temperature for presumably for 6-8 hours is Fu!kin gross as sh!t

[@RanivusCh]

Gross yes But will it kill you... Maybe?

[@eatyourveggies_]

Is... is it the way the bread and tomato soaks after time? Or the bbq/marinara soaks into the bread? Or the vegetables kinda absorb the flavor of the sandwich and it "ripens"?

[@ugib8377]

The seductive Subway asmr had me DYING. This whole arc is gold. Thanks for taking the time to put this together!

[@animesubway7433]

Subway always getting the wildest spokesmen.

[@emjayel206]

Spicy Italian with extra jalapenos is the bomb diggity......

[@willnack5315]

I find it ironic I watched this on the same day that I ate some Subway! It was a SINGLE Spicy Italian Foot Long with White American and Shredded Mixed cheese, spinach, pickles, and Mayo!

[@Rynosaur94]

Look, I love Subway, but 5 days? Blended? What the fuck...

[@lynell2B375]

it's like wine. after a while it'll taste better I feel like Kronii doesn't understand how wine is made

[@Zarion07]

2020 of APRIL. Man she must have iron guts to drink that maple syrup.

[@oneproudukrainian2063]

The Great Saga

[@xXasiahkiinXx123]

The best before date means nothing to the warden if time hahaha

[@AsianDrag0n]

Ngl, I think I’m getting sick of subway just by listening to this lmao. Mind you the last time I ate a subway sandwich was a few months ago

[@Firestar4041]

How has this clock *survived* . . . But also, like, mood....

[@PRYMALXRD]

This has to be one of the best examples of the denial of addiction I've ever seen.🤣🤣🤣

[@NK-6.2]

I was 7 min into this when I noticed that this is more than half an hour long...

[@Chrisguma]

Guys, I think she likes subway

[@genesisrhapsodos477]

10 days old cake is not bad though, i once eat a 2 weeks old cake and it's still good, the main thing is to put it in the fridge or did kronii not put that cake on the fridge? if not then kronii's stomach is made of iron

[@daunted2322]

Thanks for the meal.. of content! :D

[@XtevenGan]

Ngl it does make me wanna get subway after her talks of subway lol

[@gamestop15]

Jesus, this woman and her soobway, Odds1out would be proud and disappointed

[@kamespinosarojas9225]

Enjoying a Subway while I watch this. 👌

[@Zeryther]

i just had subway for the first time while watching this

[@Phosypha]

This video has aged like a fine wine Or a day old subway sandwich in the fridge

[@TheTSense]

When blending something: Do not add water. Blending itself turns something into liquid.

[@kid7323]

These Subway commercial series are really successful, I never went to Subway but after the first try I start to love their food. A pity that Subway cost slightly higher than common meal solutions in our country, so I can't eat them quite often like her.

[@fatcoyote2]

Ah yes. Kronii's Haachama-fication arc.

[@Champion_Kiki]

She’s micro dosing food poisoning to build up an immunity for when she inevitably leaves a sandwich out too long

[@pompomboom7111]

i genuinely baft on the juice sandwich part

[@VoidExileYT]

I don't know what makes me think this but I have a feeling that Kroni may have a "slight" subway problem

[@Mr.Scruffy_Wannabe]

Well, I found my favorite V-Tuber! Love Subway sandwiches

[@janueristanasep9023]

How to win kronii hart step one get her subway step 2 repeat

[@Skottomania]

Reminder that Subway cannot legally call their bread "bread". It has so much sugar in it that it's legally classified as cake Also straight drinking the maple syrup is so incredibly Canadian it's beyond parody

[@aidenjones5029]

Late but: 1) that was only in Ireland, I think. 2) it was only in subject to tax law. And everywhere else its considered bread.

[@BaconBeast11]

@@aidenjones5029this

[@Goblin_Hater_37]

Hey, drinking maple syrup is fun.

[@the_fish8005]

​@@Goblin_Hater_37true, but its also fun to heat it up and pour it on some snow with a popsicle stick to have a treat in the winter

[@joshuaatwell6019]

I miss Vesper...

[@AngeredHippo]

I don't think I'll ever see her the same way again.

[@arcanask]

That vegetable "log" looks and sounds like scrapple to me.

[@RanivusCh]

The thing is scrapple is a pork based item and has 1000x more flavor than the veggie log😂

[@TheRevenant4585]

As someone who actually thinks Subway is highly underrated, it brings me great joy to see fellow Subway lovers. However... Kronii has indeed done some unholy things with those sandwiches. :/

[@kaiserzero1077]

You know Kronii, you could just have them deliver before midnight. Also 3-5 day old sandwiches should be thrown out because it’s freaking grown mold you know, and wine doesn’t mold due to special measures (gas, bacterial inhibited environment).

[@CtFshd1812]

"OK is a virtual youtuber who chose to store her left over sandwich for 5 days at room temperature, this is how time was stopped."

[@VkingAlex]

13:02 Thank You~💖 *ThMnK yOu*

[@tinylv16]

The redemtion arc

[@fripfrop9943]

I had to skip the blend part as I was eating, I'll probably vomit if I see that monster 😭

[@yong9613]

You're extremely lucky to not be able to smell it, or taste it...

[@willthemann3768]

Kronii *the warden of Subway*

[@brandywinebridget]

Chat begging her to stop drinking the sandwich lol

[@sharpshooter33]

What's frustrating is how easy it is to make abetter sub than what you can get at subway. Cheaper in the long run too

[@nishantdesai3705]

wait how? how do I get the sauces? I am also a regular at my local subway

[@lukemckinney8057]

@@nishantdesai3705 most of the sauces are a variant of either Mayo, mustard, or Italian dressing, honestly you can get better sauces at the grocery store( Subway Employee )

[@man3son1]

Yeah, but I’m too lazy to make meatballs

[@elbowl13]

This isn’t an arc, it’s an odyssey

[@shinkicker404]

This is like watching someone going clean on drugs and desperately trying to not fall off the wagon.

[@RikouHogashi]

Yeeeah i think this whole thing peaked at Pico Park

[@RanivusCh]

It was an intervention disguised as a collab 😄😄😄

[@batboy555]

Subway asmr killed me.

[@tantheman0921]

Haha 😂 And Kronii never ate subway again after blending it.

[@conspiracyspider]

Not really because she still craves it.

[@yong9613]

Blend all subs listed on the menu (6 in.)

[@RoaringEgg]

Damnit I want Subway now

[@Paulthored]

Chicken Teriyaki ftw. Also, there's such a thing as Microwaving the Sub.,.

[@JackedSchoomves]

Don’t microwave lettuce

[@Paulthored]

@@JackedSchoomves I'm confused... What's the issue?

[@JackedSchoomves]

@@Paulthored make sure the sub doesn’t have any leafy greens like lettuce or spinach when microwaving. Doesn’t turn out too good.

[@Paulthored]

@@JackedSchoomves I get that it's not exactly tasty, and somewhat less than appealing... But I fairly certain that I've had Microwaved Spinach, as an actual part of dinner... once or twice upon a time. Granted I will remove Leaf Lettuce and tomatoes from various sandwiches, burgers, and other dishes... if I intended to Microwave them. After a couple days in the fridge however, I'm already likely to be tossing the Tomato. And the Lettuce/Spinach doesn't seem to really suffer. It's still tasting good... _although I prefer adding Granulated Garlic, or some salt/pepper at least...._ In any case, I'm more concerned with killing off anything that might have just colonized the sandwich, then preserving the vegetable consistency. (If that's your concern?)

[@nigen]

15:19 fuana casually backing the bus on kronii

[@lofwyr5063]

Kronii proves the fact that the human stomach is indeed on the same level as quite a few carcass scavenger animals.

[@shattaredentertainment4782]

I think kroniis was using subway as a way of coping with what was happening at the time. With sana leaving and the fan backlash when tempus was revealed she was going through alot. Well better then turning to drugs atleast. But when she came back i felt she was different in a way.