I gotta call my mom and I am gonna poop myself. What a 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
@Heavyisthecrown5 ай бұрын
He’s hood. “Gang gang, on gang” as they say 😂😂😂 he’s all tough until cops that aren’t pussies roll up
@exisgameplay5 ай бұрын
now he's on the internet known as the poopy pants home depot bandit
@jerald49925 ай бұрын
❤ hey Mom I'm going to poop myself I'm walking home right now and the cops are bothering me so I pooped myself
@daktheavking93575 ай бұрын
Bet bro still had a woman
@Supremeteamcaptain5 ай бұрын
@@daktheavking9357yeah, a big fat one
@Quokka8385 ай бұрын
The officer who took "the man's poop" to jail, was only 21! He was really kind. I wish him all the best for his career.
@aricv12955 ай бұрын
Treating him like a human. Kinda makes me feel like there's a chance for a better future with people like him out there.
@andreroberts71955 ай бұрын
Facts
@sheenar013 ай бұрын
This is officer Myles Bryant…unfortunately for him, he ruined his career not too long after this. He’s now serving life behind bars for something horrific
@Quokka8383 ай бұрын
@@sheenar01OMG!!!!!!!🫣 Doraville, his age, his traits...yeah I think you're right.... Now his speach 12:52 in the car sounds so fake and disturbing. Thanks for your comment.
@kaylamiddleton87482 ай бұрын
@@sheenar01is that for real him?
@supremekingd7755 ай бұрын
Code brown code brown.
@gordanagrizzanti63705 ай бұрын
Savage 😂
@janiselopez97935 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@old_redlk33195 ай бұрын
code doodoo brown
@angelawilliams44835 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@oldepunkah5 ай бұрын
ROFLOL !!
@mrblf6525 ай бұрын
I can't imagine being held in jail all those hours after defecating all over myself. GROSS.
@DetectiveTrupo2035 ай бұрын
If he was booked into the jail he would shower and turn in his clothes and get a jail uniform.
@LadyChelleish5 ай бұрын
Torture ……let the man clean up his behind , he probably got a medical issue stealing all them rubber gloves he probably have to clean himself up regularly not excusing him for stealing he had money to buy them but people don’t just be stealing rubber gloves
@gordanagrizzanti63705 ай бұрын
At least he have his own cell 🤣💩😷
@leataylor92775 ай бұрын
@@LadyChelleishOh yeah. He could have been pooing in them too. Nasty.
@stevenwinterhill36235 ай бұрын
Thats gotta be the ultimate low of someone's life 🤦🤦
@topcheese28895 ай бұрын
What a shit show
@DrewGrant-x9d5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@ddums894 ай бұрын
@snoopdogg you need to come take care of your G
@barbarareel71mom1son044 ай бұрын
😂😂
@ninaneal23794 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 Literally
@50Creole_50Californian4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@NancyJ.-jh9qd5 ай бұрын
This should be a warning to all shoplifters. . . .poop before you go shoplifting especially if being arrested scares the shit out of you. I’m sure the officers hate having to deal with him after all is said and done.
@markjonesatlarge52404 ай бұрын
It took like six cops to deal with this crime of the century.
@murrayshekelberg97544 ай бұрын
That cop was way out of line and if he didn't violate the law for his own ego, the man never would have had that accident. It was an illegal take down but they know he has no resources to fight back and officers are protected by qualified immunity, any fines and settlements are paid by the taxpayers. They had seen no evidence and off the words of a phone call stopped a guy on the street that fit a a general description and fought him to the ground. It was a major violation of the law. You can't be opposed to criminals while supporting criminal behavior from police.
@NancyJ.-jh9qd4 ай бұрын
@@murrayshekelberg9754 you’re wrong, it was a legitimate stop to investigate a call for shoplifting. If he didn’t shoplift, why did he run. If someone is innocent they cooperate. He alone made himself guilty.
@rayrodriguez22914 ай бұрын
Shit before you leave your house Period
@thebassman58203 ай бұрын
@@murrayshekelberg9754Why are you taking up for this P.O.S . as a matter of fact he's so much of a P.O.S he sh*** on himself 💥💀
@Stuffhah5 ай бұрын
The SHIT officers have to deal with🤦🏾♂️
@petew.78705 ай бұрын
LITERALLY
@landism275 ай бұрын
🤣 seriously it’s a shitty job. I couldn’t do it!
@i285-g5v5 ай бұрын
😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂
@MissWest5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 man shiddddd
@suitejodi5 ай бұрын
I see what you did there
@slimrosco5 ай бұрын
“You play around with me I will dust you off..” 😂
@Jimsalos5 ай бұрын
I’ve never heard that line before, perfect!
@karrihamilton8565 ай бұрын
I died when he said that 😂😂😂
@MUGGER_FUGGER5 ай бұрын
Best line ever!!
@LOGICAL-JAY5 ай бұрын
I get the arrest but the cop seemed way too trigger happy for me.."ILL DUST YOU OFF" ??
@ericalee28225 ай бұрын
You gotta speak the suspects language sometimes. 😂
@GETROBDTV5 ай бұрын
I guess they literally scared the sh!t out of him
@gordanagrizzanti63705 ай бұрын
Literally 😂💩
@yungspitta245 ай бұрын
Blah
@MUGGER_FUGGER5 ай бұрын
Sheeyit!!
@SannTenny5 ай бұрын
I don’t think he’s been caught before so he’s probably surprised that he’s not getting away with it this time
@juliaatkinson40125 ай бұрын
"You watch too much KZbin" - guilty as charged
@famFirst884 ай бұрын
Swear😂😂😂😂
@crystalkerstal4 ай бұрын
😩😭😭😭 I feel exposed🤷♀️
@WillsCardBreaks3 ай бұрын
I closed KZbin when he said that
@marvindaughtry62375 ай бұрын
He was stealing gloves so he wouldn't leave fingerprints. Instead, he left DNA evidence. 😂
@gordanagrizzanti63705 ай бұрын
I can't 🤣
@Hashslingingslasherrrrrr5 ай бұрын
Lmao 💀
@Kobe-jz2zz4 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@tonytoni11505 ай бұрын
Bro’s having a SHITTY day 💩
@Prestonenos-tq8bd2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@melziporlin45595 ай бұрын
Love this cop right to the point and not putting up with his BS from the get-go.
@supremekingd7755 ай бұрын
He probably hates thieves.
@Kamala_lost_20244 ай бұрын
The funniest part is, this kid hasn't obeyed a rule or a law his entire life, yet he's wearing a mask. Not because of covid, but to hide his identity
@hughaskew65505 ай бұрын
A good no-nonsense officer. No verbal sparring and dancing. The bad part of this arrest is that those gloves aren't going to be in saleable condition by the time they get returned to Home Depot.
@ReneeR8775 ай бұрын
I'm embarrassed for him.
@HELLINA-HANDBASKET5 ай бұрын
If I was his mommy, I'd be embarrassed by him
@snowblo15 ай бұрын
Yeah, me too, actually. We can't help when we have to go. And he did warn the 1st cop.
@donniev81815 ай бұрын
Imagine the officers in charge of the strip search
@gordanagrizzanti63705 ай бұрын
Same here ✋
@seagullpoet5 ай бұрын
24 years old LGBTQ -
@michaellance66275 ай бұрын
I love this cop. Takes no bullshit from these fools.
@omileesantiago67335 ай бұрын
I swear I love him he is so funny and sarcastic 😂 🤣
@jordanwelch38325 ай бұрын
He reminds me of one of my old managers, always made jokes but didn’t tolerate any BS
@Mr071lulu5 ай бұрын
Or humanshit
@pheelingoode16465 ай бұрын
His mother should have told him to go to the bathroom before he steals.
@keepinitfloored5 ай бұрын
I was thinking also.
@i285-g5v5 ай бұрын
😅😅😂😂😂 maybe the rubber gloves he stole were gonna assist in someway 😂😂😂😂
@truthserum4life1015 ай бұрын
@@i285-g5v Exactly what I was thinking. The home Boy's love the back door, ask Puffy. 😂
@charlesswenson2595 ай бұрын
@@truthserum4life101 It's true, him and Cuba Gooding be on some weird ass down low stuff.
@gordanagrizzanti63705 ай бұрын
Savage 🤣
@Slicedbyjb5 ай бұрын
“They don’t pay me enough to deal with this 💩 “ - no pun intended 👮♀️
@UC4AQUgrQ9EwVIGoF0w7xHXg5 ай бұрын
What a crappy criminal
@LyJo55 ай бұрын
😁😁😁😁
@yungspitta245 ай бұрын
Wack
@VC10FOX5 ай бұрын
@@yungspitta24 the criminal is wack and crappy
@nickmalone31435 ай бұрын
Waffle house again !!
@MUGGER_FUGGER5 ай бұрын
@@yungspitta24sheeeyit!
@gordanagrizzanti63705 ай бұрын
Holy 💩 Dude. Imagine the smell in the Cop Car 😷. The walk of shame to the Cop car 😂
@donniev81815 ай бұрын
Imagine the officers in charge of the strip search
@gordanagrizzanti63705 ай бұрын
@@donniev8181 yes 😂
@SharayTaylor-f8i5 ай бұрын
Lmao the walk of shame
@WenbruReviews5 ай бұрын
Good thing the units have hard plastic, easily hosed rear seats…
@Prestonenos-tq8bd2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@CuriosityCorner945 ай бұрын
Officer: you watching too much KZbin going to get you messed up Me: watching too much youtube 😅
@jerald49925 ай бұрын
❤ I'm glad watching too much KZbin is not a crime😮 cuz I would be in jail
@jefff81305 ай бұрын
...then you messed up!
@kalebrosetaylor5 ай бұрын
ON GOD😂😂😂😂
@VictoriaMarch134 ай бұрын
@@jerald4992Same, Jerald, same! 😂
@ac465895 ай бұрын
This officer wasn't having it
@monomarino53495 ай бұрын
Skunks have the same defensive posture.
@cindygreleski53765 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@tangela39735 ай бұрын
😂 a moment they shall all remember
@TheBibleSkeptic5 ай бұрын
So he's guilty of a Number Two Offence
@donniev81815 ай бұрын
Theft in the turd degree
@kr56905 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@judithstabler29805 ай бұрын
Why you gonna steal 6 boxes of gloves!? 🤣
@mystiquesquared5 ай бұрын
Lotta rectum exams scheduled this weekend 😂
@helgafrahmann42015 ай бұрын
No Fingerprint, while steal !!
@just_nate_86945 ай бұрын
To commit crimes...no surprises here
@rebel44665 ай бұрын
To clean up all the poop
@sarahmcfadden89905 ай бұрын
This was 2021 when gloves were constantly sold out and a single box would run $40-$60.
@Spec-FiveCarr5 ай бұрын
"Suspect is Code 2. Repeat, Code 2."
@ryanfraser1675 ай бұрын
4:46 "you watch too much KZbin and its gonna get you messed up" aint that the truth lol
@leese.235 ай бұрын
Hey now I watch too much KZbin! I don't take any of it seriously though. 😊
@ImOnAJourney5 ай бұрын
@@leese.23 😂😂
@yvonneconte30405 ай бұрын
Watch these videos for a good laugh. Everyone needs to laugh more
@verviciawoods96595 ай бұрын
Ain't dat sum shit
@DannyShipley-rb4nj4 ай бұрын
😂
@leesawatson31845 ай бұрын
People don't seem to understand that during a arrest or being detained the police do NOT have to wait for them to get their phone out to record. It's absurd that people think they have the right to interfere and there is no law stating that a suspected criminal has the right to record. Bystanders can record if they do not get close or interfere in the investigation or arrest. This " hold on while I get my phone or hold on I'm making a call" is pure stupidity and police need to stop giving in to these outrageous demands.
@nfr3335 ай бұрын
you got people confused with criminal
@Tony.Technics.1200s5 ай бұрын
They always "know the law" but can't follow it to save their pants.
@sIXXIsDesigns5 ай бұрын
oh GOD!! ... not ANOTHER one that needs "Mommy"!!!!
@PresidentBr0wnVagena20245 ай бұрын
I always wonder how the conversations go... Hewo Momma ah cawing yuu frahm de jail gin momma. Yes dets me JaBrawny yes. Yes det me. Naw I dun juh caw yu wen ah need bail no ah don't. Wew ah stolt 25 boxes of glove frahm de sto wurr dey sell tools n sheeit. An now ah needt bail.
@sIXXIsDesigns5 ай бұрын
@@PresidentBr0wnVagena2024 LMAO... hahaha.... you would think this would be way too embarrassing to be asking your mom to bail you out for something so stupid... heheh i guess i never thought of just what one might say in this situation... hahah
@helgafrahmann42015 ай бұрын
Mom send him, to steal gloves!
@PresidentBr0wnVagena20245 ай бұрын
@@sIXXIsDesigns 👍 me too I'd never call my mom for a bailout
@LimewirePirate5 ай бұрын
Yeah, he needs her to bring the baby wipes and wipe his butt. 😂
@lexnyc100035 ай бұрын
This cop was hilarious, Glad they didn't coddle him.
@Amoni.London5 ай бұрын
I'm still trying to get over the fact that he actually went to Home Depot to steal gloves 🤔 But when the Officer told him he watches to many KZbin videos....I Lost It!!😅
@robholloway7495 ай бұрын
Do you know my son name is the smartest people in the world
@rachelmora98665 ай бұрын
If he was smart, he would have used the restroom at Home Depot BEFORE shoplifting…😂😂
@NateHardman5 ай бұрын
This happened in 2021 it was really common masks and gloves.
@OGOD925 ай бұрын
“The shit you did “ lmaooooo this whole thing is hilarious
@rickylove81094 ай бұрын
Kinda crazy for even getting arrested for gloves feel like should've been trepass like dude only had six boxes like whom shituation dumb 😂😂
@ferraroannie40585 ай бұрын
This is the second cop video I’ve seen where a shoplifter poops themself. How very undignified. Maybe stop stealing…..
@jimbo93575 ай бұрын
At least.
@scthomas19825 ай бұрын
It's been a thing lately
@nickmalone31435 ай бұрын
You havent seen the woman with ark. SP .. poops right on the highway
@ohh_manda5 ай бұрын
Yup there was the lady who pooped in walmart parking lot ....in a dress where it fell out.
@ceelobrown86065 ай бұрын
Hes can't afford toilet paper so he has to find another way to clean back there.🤷🏿♂️
@flogrownhomeslice29555 ай бұрын
Wait till you change his diaper before you dust him off
@Elizalynn-sunshine5 ай бұрын
😂😂
@jondoe48075 ай бұрын
💀
@jujubeans1735 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@calvinh.88825 ай бұрын
The officer rolling up on him literally scared the out of him. 🤣😂
@rachelmora98665 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@roseenglish68725 ай бұрын
"Trying to clench my butt cheeks" - What is going on with the world? 🤦🏾♀️
@Officially_Tee5 ай бұрын
“You make a move and you play around with me I will dust you off” 😂😂😂😂😂
@shallowsidecinema5 ай бұрын
Respectfully
@myjazzvibes5 ай бұрын
Ridiculous… smh What does “I will dust you off” mean?
@Kiyonce.Kartier5 ай бұрын
@@myjazzvibesfire up those brain cells queen
@Arthur-ke9vz5 ай бұрын
You gotta be shittin me? Lol
@Mobus_5 ай бұрын
"You watch too much KZbin, and that's going to get you messed up." Agree.
@benoitcorbey5 ай бұрын
This officer preaches good
@sandrafryer44255 ай бұрын
Some people have a nervous stomach. When the anxiety hits, you need to be really close to a bathroom
@shotzburynative43845 ай бұрын
he said "play with me and I'll dust you off" 😅😂
@hallway2165 ай бұрын
A 21-year-old police officer sound crazy to me 😂😂😂.. thats super young, ain’t no way he not kicking it when he clock out
@ericalee28225 ай бұрын
Kicking it HARD 😂 You heard him
@Bowhunters6go8xz6x5 ай бұрын
Funny how some criminals when caught start playing like its a "Lets Make a Deal" show and want the cops to do them favors.
@CeruleanTalon15 ай бұрын
"I'm gonna doo doo on myself." He seems to be in his 30s? A little old for needing his mommy.
@HELLINA-HANDBASKET5 ай бұрын
6 boxes of disposable gloves, so he's stealing items he can use to go stealing
@yvonneconte30405 ай бұрын
He forgot the masks😂
@allisonjames29235 ай бұрын
That’s an awful lot of stealing. I suspect they were being stolen for other reasons
@krdavis86324 ай бұрын
Shout out to the brother cop giving him words of encouragement to do better.
@CousinSteve5 ай бұрын
This dude doesn't know what a second is
@MsAmique5 ай бұрын
“You play around with me, I will dust you off!” He meant that!!
@tangela39735 ай бұрын
He did, I heard it in his voice 😮
@veemontana7184 ай бұрын
Yea he was just ready to put that man 6 feet under smh the nerve of him saying that
@beautydiore34284 ай бұрын
@@veemontana718Right. Who says something like that. That officer was on a power trip. I bet he's shot someone before.
@sIXXIsDesigns5 ай бұрын
his new Nickname.... "💩 Stain" 🤣
@Cyberdactyl5 ай бұрын
That's why he wears all black. Just in case.
@nfr3335 ай бұрын
skid mark, the brown stripe. some of many of its new prison names
@benanglin14585 ай бұрын
Slick!
@Jebbie19764 ай бұрын
1:33 "You play around w/ me I will dust you off!" 🤣💀😆💀🤣
@Run902 ай бұрын
What does that mean though?
@TORGY7535 ай бұрын
First time ever hearing imma dust you off 😂
@princetonPrice-fs7ym5 ай бұрын
😂😂😂 I said the same exact thing
@i285-g5v5 ай бұрын
Wait wait wait so you shit on urself after stealing rubber gloves I got questions 😂 🤣 🤔 😅 💀 😐 😂 🤣
@omileesantiago67335 ай бұрын
The criminal life isn't for him, lol😂
@QUITAB6165 ай бұрын
Officers are getting younger and younger aren’t they? 21? Wow. He was super cool with him though. At the end when he said you shitted on yourself bro? I died 😂
@shakingowens8395 ай бұрын
Man this shit aint right
@melissasullivan58995 ай бұрын
😂
@bams505 ай бұрын
LOVE this no-nonsense cop. "Play around with me and I will DUST you off!" "You watch too much KZbin, it's gonna get you messed up!"
@Vampagan5 ай бұрын
"You watch too much KZbin!" I can relate.
@vcof20055 ай бұрын
He just like me 😎
@eshoemaker5 ай бұрын
“You play around with me, I WILL DUST YOU OFF”!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
@ARS7575 ай бұрын
These officers ain’t taking No 💩 off of him today.
@the5thdim7635 ай бұрын
I bet they’ll take warnings like that seriously next time!!! 💩💩🤢
@upstating5 ай бұрын
"... I will dust you off!!" Never heard that before, but now I want a reason to tell someone that.
@HardCold-Alquan5 ай бұрын
Damn. A cop at 21. When I was 21, I still couldn't drive!
@courtgizzle5 ай бұрын
Me either. Finally got my license at 25 though.
@yvonneconte30405 ай бұрын
That'd actually pathetic
@courtgizzle5 ай бұрын
@@yvonneconte3040 better late than never 🤷🏾♂️
@simeonapajarillo64995 ай бұрын
I became a nurse at age 21 and retired RN at age 50yr.
@ceelobrown86065 ай бұрын
@@yvonneconte3040And your an idiot thinking that.
@Vampagan5 ай бұрын
Police Academy, Part 8: Po-Po and the Poo-Poo
@plutothe9th3615 ай бұрын
Reminds me of when i try to hold a garter snake in my yard and he instantly poops on me in terror
@kissy_kitty_kat5 ай бұрын
Haha. A frog did the same to me when I was a kid. 🤣😂
@paripoohbear36855 ай бұрын
“I know you smell that dawg” is insaneeeee😂
@clarksmarketing13305 ай бұрын
When the 💩 hits the fan…
@angiesmith86975 ай бұрын
He thought he was running the show! Wait a couple seconds, give me a second I need water; glad they had enough of him. How stupid to steal disposable gloves! What an idiot!
@jaleelmunsanto5 ай бұрын
The look of the officer standing next to the suspect when he said he needed to wipe his ass 😅
@B_LOVE3925 ай бұрын
Officer say we under 26 our insurance high as hell. I’m 40 and been waiting on mine to go down since 25 without any accidents
@Bennyblancofromthebronx5 ай бұрын
When the officer said you watch too much YouTub, I felt attacked
@jerald49925 ай бұрын
❤ I did feel a little funny also😮
@vcof20055 ай бұрын
As I’m watching too much KZbin 😂
@charlesbaker43765 ай бұрын
"You watch too much KZbin, and it's gonna get you messed up!" Love it!
@jenniferk92425 ай бұрын
6 boxes of vinyl gloves is such a weird thing to steal 🤔
@krissy8833-j2v5 ай бұрын
Covid times
@donniev81815 ай бұрын
He probably knows a female home nurse, she probably told him she would buy them
@Xl081x3 ай бұрын
In "Training Day" they said the guy used peanut butter and it's was with the judge...🤣
@BB-md8yf5 ай бұрын
He can't sit in my car.. The officer was being REALLY nice...
@GregorioP4r4g5 ай бұрын
Damn, dude, ya could have doo-dooed in H.D. on your way out.
@yvonneconte30405 ай бұрын
Gotta leave the scene of crime asap
@ChristineBeeeeee5 ай бұрын
💁🏼♀️He should have stole some adult diapers instead of the gloves.
@JMac-275 ай бұрын
The irony of stealing gloves to then cover yourself in sh!t 😂
@tomdyer85185 ай бұрын
Well, at least he couldn’t say he didn’t give a shit
@melissasullivan58995 ай бұрын
😅
@RochellB465 ай бұрын
That young officer that transported him was Awesome ❤
@mystiquesquared5 ай бұрын
Criminals used to have class. 😂😂
@newbeginning81344 ай бұрын
When someone says i will dust you off....😂😂😂😂😂
@Cyberdactyl5 ай бұрын
Talking about livin' the poopie end of the stereotype.
@loviedovie57815 ай бұрын
What stereotype?
@billlee17245 ай бұрын
“You play around with me I will dust you off”😂 ima respectfully steal that one hahaha
@ambervallerio28165 ай бұрын
You play wit me and i will dust you off 🤣😂 Not the i am clutching my butt checks 😂🤣
@melissasullivan58995 ай бұрын
Oh good grief. How humiliating. Doing that to try to avoid consequences? What is wrong with people?
@Tsar-Tyco-Nova-Von-Taco-Cat5 ай бұрын
Aspiring brain surgeon
@verviciawoods96595 ай бұрын
He said to officer....I know you smelled dat....Dis shit too funny😂😂
@flofearless91735 ай бұрын
This man doodooed on himself 😂😂😂😂😂 said I know u can smell that dawg
@LordofStormsEnd5 ай бұрын
$72 for 6 boxes of gloves is ridiculous
@drlove9945 ай бұрын
I know you smelled that dog.
@11Salda5 ай бұрын
This cop isn’t playing 😂😂😂😂 all you have to do is listen
@Flo2grace5 ай бұрын
Homeboy could’ve asked me I have 20-30 of them boxes at home 🤣. It baffles me what people choose to steal. 😅
@champdavidson14925 ай бұрын
Going on a mission while having the bubble guts is something straight out of a Wayne brothers movie 😂😂😂
@piggnorfleet35215 ай бұрын
The real question is WHY does he have all those WHY???😂😂😂😂
@Perspective1255 ай бұрын
I love this cop! "You watch too much KZbin and it's gonna get you messed up!" Great call Officer, I'll bet you're spot on. That thief seriously could have been messed up badly, by the weird way he was acting, talking, and especially not complying.
@Pumkin12145 ай бұрын
He doesn't even seem uncomfortable with that poop on his back side
@TheUluxian5 ай бұрын
"Give me 2 seconds" rings about the same as "Gimme a headstart on the chase"