Homemade Chocolate Moose in theHunter: Call Of The Wild

[@Flashjackmak]

Loved Smith's hunting style of taking pot shots at mooses falling out of trees. It's unorthodox and spectacular.

[@R-Wag]

with a .22....

[@KeeptainKeep]

Ross’ insane luck finding animals paired with his terrifying skill to immediately snap-shot headshots is quite fun to watch

[@MadeByForce]

You guys should do a competition where you split up and have a limited amount of time to get the highest score. It would be a good way to add a little friendly rivalry while encouraging everyone to take a little care with their shots.

[@sirBrouwer]

This is HAT Films they will just start shooting each other. If the others are dead you will have the highest score by default.

[@__Albin__]

Smith: Sees six moose. Smith: "There's about 20 of them, it's a herd!"

[@chrism45]

Someone should tell Ross to just click acccept instead of save

[@Phagocytosis]

He was finally doing that near the end (24:48).

[@100Peterll]

Someone should definitely make an impact sound pack mod for this game with the voice lines you provided on this video.

[@awesomeaartvark]

Oooh, I want to see them encounter a grizzly bear, that would be fun to see!

[@ry_mcfly01]

3:00 smith and trott perfectly demonstrated what it’s like to hunt on public land.

[@al145]

Dragging an actual deer out of the woods is a pain in the ass. Given that at the time I was 14, and the deer probably weighed about the same as me, if not more, it was definitely a challenge, and took a long time, so I can see why games don't include that part. Plus, then you really need to check yourself for ticks, they leave the deer as it starts to get cold, and the next closest warm thing is you.

[@sebastianlodge7549]

There is something so soothing and calming watching you guys play this. I love it.

[@ZGryphon]

I used to work at my local newspaper in a little town in the Maine woods, and I can assure you, people get themselves killed on snowmobiles _all. The. Time._ If they're not falling through the ice crossing insufficiently frozen lakes, they're riding illegally on backcountry roads and crashing into pickups, and if they're not doing _that,_ they're getting drunk and riding them at ludicrous speeds into trees. I had a game warden once tell me he thought that day's particular dead dentist from Massachusetts (as far as I can tell, these people are all dentists from Massachusetts) had been doing 150 miles an hour when he had his encounter with Mr. Pine, which was a surprise to me, as I had no idea those things could _go_ 150 miles an hour. Apparently some of them can.

[@kingkuma4112]

Time it took the hat bois to say something gross: 2 minutes and 13 seconds. The average time currently is: 1 minute and 52 seconds. I will do this on every video as long as my smooth brain doesn't forget.

[@CassianGray]

Smith's "does this come into automatic?" in an American accent was hilarious and too accurate!

[@mrPrunes12]

Can’t wait to see their collection of new hats and coats resulting from this rampant hunting

[@al145]

Stacks of hats and coats, peeled off the bones of endangered species, crafted into snazzy attire for the stinkiest blood and shit covered lads

[@jamespark3510]

God nearly died of laughter on the bus at the 'Ronald Reagan' part ^^ haha

[@kreamies6720]

Nothing like watching three grown men blasting innocent animals. Boiks, I'm proud of you.

[@humanwritescode]

I love how this game is meant to be about quietly stalking your prey until the you get the perfect opportunity, then selecting the best weapon to get a kill shot that won't diminish the quality of the trophy... and the boiks are just out here blasting everything like Yosemite Sam.

[@sirBrouwer]

They are in it for the kill. Nothing more.

[@thecremeegg]

I love how terrible Ross's aim is at 18:02 - harder to miss than hit, true Hat Films gameplay right there

[@Phagocytosis]

It's funny because I think he's usually got the best aim of the three. (He's the biggest FPS gamer.)

[@jakekunz5168]

Trust me getting an animal out of the woods is 99.9% of the work. Actually, if you are very far you wouldn’t shoot something because it could run and be impossible to get back.

[@MH-hu5pi]

But what about the magical tracking dog?

[@al145]

They don't usually put that part in games for a reason

[@aethernaut1899]

Flesh Pelvis is probably my favourite sludge metal Deadnutz cover band.

[@LtFoeHammer]

Ah, the boiks continue to have absolutely no regard for the size of the target animal when selecting a caliber.

[@al145]

Put enough .22 into something and it will die eventually. Moose will probably take you to court first

[@Filvandrel]

Try the Missisipi reserve guys, you could hunt some crocodilees!

[@ff-pj3de]

I know a surgeon in northern Sweden. Snow scooters (as they are called up there) accidents kill people each year. Sometimes they only scar them horrifically for life. Imagine getting under the chain of one of these and try not to think of cut up roast beef. This year, there was a tourist who lost both his eyes because his machine did a full stop somehow and slammed his face into his steering wheel. Not sure if they eyes got crushed or popped out. I dunno death-statistics involved with jet skis, but out on the water you don’t have to deal with trees, rocks, hidden ditches, cliffs and avalanches. Not saying that it’s more or less safe, but there are plenty of ways to hurt yourself, even if you don’t suffer equipment issues. Or are an adrenaline junkie/idiot.

[@DjDolHaus86]

I imagine that a lot of deaths/injuries on jet skis would be caused by how fast they are and that water is like concrete if you hit it at speed, you might skip across it harmlessly, it might snap your neck on the first impact and then drown you. That said, I don't think they're commonly used for utility purposes in the same way snow scooters are so presumably accidents are less common.

[@nikeeweston]

Ross is so good at this it’s scary. I couldn’t kill the make believe animals.

[@TheVaultable]

Love this series. Keep it up

[@aaronmcc1020]

I love this series.

[@MajorFunParts2]

Thank god that this is back in my life.

[@LyngQ]

definitely prefer it when they hunt together

[@FOX11GUY]

Dogs? All true hunters know Falcons are far superior.

[@sirBrouwer]

pff. still it does not beet the effectiveness of 1 idiot with a flare gun to set the entire forest aflame.

[@al145]

That feel when you claim your kill, and summon your 100 falcons to carry off the 700lb caribou. 1000% realistic immersion, I felt like I was there and had to shit in the woods and wipe with my hand

[@carolinekim405]

24:08 LMFAOOO ROSS

[@Glomerularfiltrationrate]

yeah

[@kamikazesopp]

Wow, three less compasionate hunters can be rarely imagined without them killing each other. Also fairly sure a lot of these shots are fairly illegal (assuming the "no wounding shots, kill-shots only" rule exists in other countries).

[@snark6395]

It's actually fairly easy to imagine. They could be shooting them without any intention of following through with more shots or a chase. Or purposely aiming for nonvital spots as sport to see how long it'd last. All sadly things done by real people.

[@MrLemonaiden]

How would that actually be enforced? Like I’m sure most people want to end it’s suffering asap but if you miss and hit somewhere with an “illegal shot” what would happen? Genuinely curious, I’m from the uk so it’s not really a part of our culture

[@kamikazesopp]

@@MrLemonaiden To get a hunters license in Norway, you gotta pass a test that shows you're a good enough shot to hit what you're aiming at. When you hunt, you also buy a license for a specific area of land for a specific amount of time (unless you own it yourself), and there's a legal limit to how much you're allowed to shoot (you gotta document everything). I don't know how well policed these rules actually are, since police or wilderness-agency people can't tag along with every hunter, but I know that people lose their license for it every year (when you lose it, it's usually forever, and includes losing your license to ever own guns again). A bunch of rules in Norway are like that: the harder the rule is to enforce, the harsher the punishment is for getting caught. In Oslo, the fine for riding the public trolley without a ticket is hard-set to be 100x ticket price. It works like a charm.

[@kamikazesopp]

@@snark6395 I was more refering to how they treated each other when I talked about compassion. Like Ross firing basicly over Smith's shoulder while he was aiming with a bow with the loudest gun ever, and Smith vrooming past Trott in the world's loudest fourwheeler. It is true though, scum like that exists. One can only hope they get death-charged and gored by a deer one day.

[@loganl7547]

Did you know that this not the Yukon Canada, but the Yukon River Basin in Alaska? Weird I know, can't tell if it's just the dev's way of saying F*** you to Canada (for god only knows what reason), or if this was some marketing decision.

[@generaljacobii2391]

Yes! the boiks killing for sport like real men!

[@freequest]

you dont get a rateing when you kill a doe only bucks so its pointless keeping them for trophys. Also if you hunt only buck's they rateing on them will go up.

[@Lunch_Meat]

Caribou is such a good, woody word. Not tinny in the slightest. Just as long as they don't chew the croquet hoops. Then it's caribou gone

[@Drax-z]

Smith i think you meant snow mobiles, would be pretty hard to hit a hidden log on a jetski lol and i dont recall you guys riding jetskis in Canada You lucky dogs. Edit: i see you guys caught that lol, just had to watch a bit more.

[@CrosswaIk]

This game needs to be like 50% less sim and 50% more video game. Or I wish someone would make a much more interesting hunting game with sandbox modes and such.

[@liam4184]

Is Trott dealing with stress? Wheres his hair gone?

[@gloopglop7540]

Smith is always the whiner