Homestar Runner Describes ALL 50 States!!!

[@mariolucario493]

Vermont should have been Strong Sad going into a trance when he hears the words “covered bridges.”

[@Aristocles22]

Oooh, covered bridges.... ooooaaaaiiiaaaoo....

[@lunanote-cassettemeower]

As someone from Vermont: I agree I don’t really get the big deal with the Vermont covered bridges but I enjoyed making them out of popsicle sticks for a school project

[@FoxBlocksHere]

It must take a very intimate knowledge of both the US _and_ Homestar Runner to make this, and clearly you have plenty of both. Great video, very funny!

[@FoxBlocksHere]

@IsraelDraws166 Right. Like I'm THAT big of a deal. 🙄

[@CYCO1631]

They did a good job.

[@lizdee3243]

As a New Yorker I would have also accepted "I'm sorry, ma'am. Free bagels just happened."

[@Wii4a11]

For the Iowa segment, I was expecting the Cereal Email "Corn, wheat, oats, hogs, fundamentally-sounding basketball players."

[@FriendlyLocalGeek]

I was expecting the "Someone nobody cares about in Iowa, also known as 'Everyone in Iowa'" joke from "mini-golf"

[@TheInkPitOx]

Chaff

[@KairuHakubi]

You did the smart thing picking that milk quote for Wisconsin, and not just... that one time Homestar said 'Wisconsin' for no reason.

[@aaronfoster5680]

I would have gone for any time the fondue pot is brought up. COACH Z: 'Eyyy, Strong Bad, I ruined yer fondue port! SB: My fondue port?!

[@evrbody]

@@aaronfoster5680 Alternatively, any reference to cold ones.

[@Mr._funny2006]

When did he say that

[@KairuHakubi]

@@Mr._funny2006 on The Show. When he just started saying random words from the cue cards. "A lot of money" was another good one.

[@Mr._funny2006]

@@KairuHakubi didn't he also say whiche's broo

[@lizardguyNA]

As a Marylander, I can safely say that ship's captain wear is indeed the latest style.

[@claytonandres1194]

Absolutely not the case

[@lizardguyNA]

@@claytonandres1194 Somebody's never been to Maryland.

[@TheCobbleGolem]

@@lizardguyNAit’s a quote that’s said right after SB calls it the latest style

[@pseudonym9599]

I've seen Bear holding a Shark. I leave jars of organic, cruelty free peanut butter in my backyard for the creature and they always get eaten. - Washington

[@pgj1997]

Was not expecting you to bring up Myrtle Beach's mini golf scene for South Carolina.

[@dw4124]

I had fun trying to guess what word you searched on HR Wiki for each state

[@bpop19]

Could've went with the scene of "Where the crap are we?" And when SB and HR realize they aren't in heaven, HR says, "it's Massachusetts."

[@kanna-san.]

YES

[@theopoldthegamer4284]

I feel like that'd be a last resort

[@Aristocles22]

I'd scream and try to escape too. Seriously, ever been to Boston? The mass transit there is awful. Worse than Chicago's pizza, even.

[@TheInkPitOx]

I think he could've gone with that as his second choice.

[@kjan917]

The one for Utah was beautiful. Pretty sure it would take the King of Town at least five minutes to inhale the entire salt flats. Probably… :D

[@TheInkPitOx]

Would it kill him?

[@Cyberbrickmaster1986]

There needs to be more Homestar Runner describes videos! There is so much potential for other characters and people besides Michael Rosen to sum up various things!

[@MrBoogurt]

As a Californian I would not be caught dead tanning my back, unless I could figure out how to get some abs back there.

[@TheInkPitOx]

As an inlander, I would not be caught dead tanning myself period. I am not risking skin cancer thanks.

[@TaliesinMyrddin]

I'm learning more about US states from this video than in the first 30 years of my life

[@johnpaulmccain4668]

I wasn't ready for Oklahoma to be Lil' Brudder. 🥺 Heart of a champion.

[@kjan917]

Oh lil’ brudder. 😭

[@ChrisDeRoin]

He's gonna make it on his own sooner or later!

[@patandmacmusic]

Some of these I don’t remember but that “POTATOES” bit took me out 😂😂😂

[@MrR2TheZ]

This was amazing! Idaho caught me off guard. However, making the pizza from Illinois and not New York is a crime and I will be calling 911.

[@bouncypear_net]

nah man Chicago pizza is better, imagine not putting a giant slab of sausage in your pizza

[@SquiggyLives]

@@bouncypear_net 😂that’s just at Lou Malnati’s. Real ones know Giordano’s is better.

[@SquiggyLives]

I was surprised Illinois wasn’t just that flashing silhouette of Lincoln from the fhqwhgads video.

[@drdiabeetus4419]

In all honestly the quote for Iowa could've ALSO been for illinois, given that IL is JUST BEHIND Iowa in terms of GLOBAL corn production at 2nd place. Not national, Global. It's probably wise going for something relating to Chicago though

[@TheInkPitOx]

Idaho caught you off guard? What else does Idaho have?

[@dylanintendisney]

As an Idahoan, that’s pretty much what I was expecting.

[@Awesomest915]

I’m from Virginia, and I can safely say that the one for West Virginia applies to us as well.

[@aricberg]

I'd say it applies to us more than the Virginia one did, TBH.

[@nixonbubble]

I've never seen one turkey in all my life in Virginia

[@BasementTermites]

as a Minnesotan, I can confirm that this is how we fish.

[@rachel_sj]

As another Minnesotan, I likewise confirm that this is how we fish

[@its_cookie_time]

As even another Minnesotan I also confirm that this is how we fish.

[@DuranceBell]

As an Arizonan, I can confirm that is not how we fish.

[@TheInkPitOx]

Does it work?

[@BasementTermites]

@@TheInkPitOx got me a 300 pound bass today

[@ChiefScarneck]

Alternative for Tennessee: "Some people have a Southern accent, and those are hot! Tricia is a severe hottie!"

[@HolyKhaaaaan]

I gather you must be from the East Coast. I expected a little more of Homestar singing "ever and more ever and more ever and more!" in his Viking hat. The fishing is an excellent consolation prize, however.

[@AwesomeYena]

As a Floridian, that's pretty accurate.

[@tb3411]

I mean... there is a ride just like that in Disneyworld

[@Franatee]

@@tb3411 Junglequest Cruiseventure

[@tb3411]

@@Franatee Just "Jungle Cruise"

[@TheInkPitOx]

@@Franatee Safariventure

[@Franatee]

@@TheInkPitOxyou’re playing checkers

[@DuskusCB]

South Carolina is my family’s favorite vacation spot, there’s a mini golf at like every corner

[@Windclaw]

As a Coloradoan, I am both insulted...and embarrassed to state that the description provided here...is accurate.

[@Jeff-gj7ko]

0:13 Yep that's definitely us Arzonies, scorpions and Homsar like randomness.

[@robbiewalker2831]

3:00: As someone from New Jersey, I can confirm it’s hard to find a good female to spend your life with.

[@EmilyTheManx]

As someone else who is also from New Jersey... and is female... 👀

[@itsaaron9090]

It go down

[@jimmyc.491]

Well played, sir. Well played.

[@gupdoo3]

As a Cinci native the Ohio one also fits King's Island

[@corgan0]

The best state for roller coasters!

[@jackb7647]

@@corgan0 damn straight, Cedar Point, King's Island and bitch ass Coney Island and since Newport's basically an extension of Cincinnati there's the Aquarium, then if you really want the beef, stop by the Zoo. Just for thrills. And the best for last, there's the Air Force museum. Get in the cockpit of a P38. Never a better time.

[@sarahedwards2]

God, I love Cedar Point!

[@gupdoo3]

@@corgan0 I'm scared of heights so no roller coasters for me but I still love theme parks!!

[@PriffyViole]

As a Massachusetts native I'm disappointed you didn't use "Where The Crap Are We".

[@TheInkPitOx]

SB: This isn't heaven.... *screams* HR: You're right. I think it's Massachusetts.

[@LamanKnight]

When I lived in the USA, the only state I lived in was Utah, and half of that time was in Salt Lake City. The reference here made me laugh, not only because of the Great Salt Lake and the salt flats, but because of interesting food choices I learned about while I lived there. Heh... inhaling a pile of salt. Classic.

[@MattBOrange]

This is honestly pretty good, I appreciate you man

[@LauraLowe]

"I think we're in Massachusetts." -Homestar, 'Where the crap are we?'

[@Falcovsleon21]

4:06 As someone who lives in PA, I can confirm this is accurate.

[@Poyostar]

God, the Idaho bit got me cracking up like nothing else ever has... Also, this video's fine and all, but you have to remember that Wyoming doesn't actually exist. Trust me, I learned this from Garfield, and would Garfield lie to an impressionable audience?

[@SavageGreywolf]

Jon Stewart has some choice words for you about your Illinois clip. Also I was definitely expecting the United States in Tight White brand underwear for Texas.

[@liamaldrich2476]

Incredible that you used the Raiders bit for Nevada, considering they were still the Oakland Raiders when that toon came out 😂

[@edmg7]

As someone from Michigan, that clip more describes the southeast part of the state than the rest of it...but no one really cares about about the rest of it, so the clip works.

[@SquiggyLives]

Same with Illinois. Pizza applies to Chicago and nowhere else in the state. But southern Illinois is basically Alabama, so it’s fine.

[@alexmabey7791]

Wow, the effort you must have put into this!!

[@emilyholasek63]

I was expecting the Minnesota one to be more snow related since the winters can be harsh. I know; born and raised Minnesotan.

[@mattlufcy1254]

In Missouri, we don't love St. Louis. We leave that to the swimming airplanes.

[@ChristianFrates1997]

I’m from Massachusetts and I liked how Strong Bad mentioned “Cape Cod”.

[@christheleavittman7080]

Little disappointed what was chosen for Georgia. Cuz that’s where the chaps are from.

[@dudleyvasausage7879]

i love prawns simple as that

[@AwesomeYena]

**Starts dancing**

[@HeruruMeruru]

"I got Jimmies" would also work for New Jersey. I've only ever heard someone call sprinkles "jimmies" once in my entire life, but still.

[@sahilhossian8212]

Lore of Homestar Runner Describes ALL 50 States!!! Momentum 100

[@Ovvkoz]

1:32 when was the last time you saw a warrior come outta iowa? exactly.

[@samouflage99]

I thought Michigan was gonna have “Neverending Soda” 😅

[@brookschannel]

As someone born and raised in Maryland I can confirm we all dress up as ship captains thinking it's the latest style 😂

[@chrissypendergrass9613]

Pfft, yeah, how are they gonna depict my homestate of Con- oh dang they depicted my homestate of Connecticut

[@pilpyfimbleton8918]

Alternate Pennsylvania: Strong Bad’s email while Homestar is tied up in email 173 “Look, Darius, if you want me to eat a Philly cheesesteak instead of answering an email this week, you got it. No skin off my back. I'll eat a couple-a Tastykakes while I'm at it, too. Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta skee-dat.”

[@BoMwarriorVlog]

I had to fast forward to Utah (my state) and was happily surprised. 🤣

[@TheInkPitOx]

Can you do the countries?

[@MattsMovieMadness]

I think I’ll do countries next!

[@caverndweller]

As someone from Iowa... accurate. Just needs some hogs!

[@HomestarGHRB]

This is exactly the type of content I didn’t subscribe for!! :D

[@mierardi88]

As a New Hampshirite, are we known for our backyard stunt shows?! ...or is it the syrup? Edit: and yes, I did know John, No Hamsters. Really guileless kid, The email was written the way he talked, I believe him,

[@MattsMovieMadness]

Definitely the syrup

[@AshleyWool]

As a New Yorker, I'm insulted by prioritizing Illinois for pizza, but New Jersey more than made up for it 😂

[@aventhesandwich]

I take the state where I live, West Virginia

[@corgan0]

That was amazing. Such a great collection of clips.

[@StarsandNoodle]

Oregon here. You hit it right on the nail!

[@lightyearpig12]

As an Illinois boy, you couldn't have picked a better clip to represent my state.

[@TylerMcNamer]

The Oregon one made me smile! It's true. Voodoo is that good!

[@bfish89ryuhayabusa]

Pizza for Illinois? That's some Chicago Bulls-hit

[@ASMS2024]

3:36 somehow the word “ohio” was a Gen Alpha word now.

[@otaking3582]

As a Texan, I can confirm that we're mostly known for calculators.

[@xvilemx]

Awww, it's Lil Brudder. I'm gonna go cry now.

[@EBThisThat]

Surprised there was no racing involved for Indiana. There’s more than corn here. 😂

[@sarahedwards2]

The tire would have worked for Ohio, too.

[@gunnaryoung]

"Meet a couple kids from Alabama. Beach volleyball slama jama!"

[@itsaaron9090]

As someone from New Jersey you couldnt have picked a better clip lmao

[@kennymannion17]

This is so good

[@ponikoTV]

1:09 ok this one is cute

[@kyrauniversal]

Maine could've been a Trevor reference man. RIP our vampire boy from Hampden Maine.

[@Odincdaj522004]

North Carolina, here. That works. Bubs' "best barbeque I've ever been B-B-to" would have been acceptable, too.

[@NewmanVisual]

Brilliant.

[@tb3411]

Lol. Chocolate for Pennsylvania. I understood that one

[@inkyencore0429]

0:50 My State

[@redlion517]

Greetings from the Sailing Mishap State.

[@weevilwizarddotmusic9711]

im from michigan and i say "always all the time drive around" far too often :P

[@MathematicalVoid]

I’ve lived in upstate South Carolina my entire life, and I can’t figure out what Eh! Steve has to do with it.

[@MattsMovieMadness]

Mini Golf

[@MathematicalVoid]

@@MattsMovieMadness Well, that's probably one of the better things to associate with my state.

[@jaydarb10]

As a Georgian, I can confirm that Georgia is totally like that.

[@Ibakedpie]

5:09 Living in West Virginia, I can say that this is true

[@TristanUnChained]

Beat with a shark would have been better for FL

[@superpan218]

What does mini-golf have something to do with South Carolina?

[@MattsMovieMadness]

Myrtle Beach takes pride in its claim as the Miniature Golf Capital of the World. There are over 50 courses in all

[@superpan218]

@@MattsMovieMadness I get Nebraska. Kool-Aid was invented in Hastings, Nebraska.

[@Wargoul]

Lmao! Please don't go anywhere 🤣

[@julieneff9408]

I love MN in particular. And MS. And NJ.

[@MultiRobotnik]

For Nevada, how come not the poker game that they play?

[@ThisFreakingDuck]

Don't you mean "why come"? :P

[@particlemane3359]

Potatoes! Yup... Says it all.

[@ElStinko-ve6mb]

Ohio here, and roller coasters and college football are basically all we have.

[@TheInkPitOx]

What about hockey, pro football, baseball, basketball, and Mid-Ohio?

[@AwesomeYena]

Well, uh, we also have Lake Eerie and the honor of having 8 presidents come from our state.

[@RainAngel111]

Those state clip arts are a disgrace to humanity

[@MattsMovieMadness]

😂😂😂

[@codenamexelda]

How are we know for pizza exactly?

[@MattsMovieMadness]

Chicago style pizza is huge

[@codenamexelda]

@@MattsMovieMadness ah

[@TheSpookiestSkeleton]

Haha, we do indeed fish

[@insertnamehere6659]

As a NC resident Yes

[@SkunkWerks7]

So CT is the Coach Z knockoff of the Blubbo's drive thru whale? wat?

[@appleyboi13]

which toon does the "he is very patriotic" come from?

[@pentagonanimates]

“pom pom, too”

[@kindjal1]

I would make a joke here, but I already live In Montana

[@arcxjo]

What about Kansattica?

[@dashndot394]

Witch cartoon is that from 1:10

[@EmInMI80]

What did Oklahoma do to deserve Lil’ brudder??? 😂😂😂😢😭😭😭🤧

[@nickswildweather1308]

Jersey shore!