Homestuck Vol.8 - Bonus Track - Cascade (Beta)

Bonus Track from the album Homestuck - Volume 8 available at:
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Track art by Mia Schwartz super-villain.org
Cascade (Beta) by Joren "Tensei" de Bruin

[@trap-wolf]

I can't find my favorite comment so here it is: John: Are we in a doomed timeline? Dave: We better be

[@patriot7260]

TrapWolf I fucking mean it dude. We better fucking be.

[@raptorcharly8055]

Three years late but fucking heck that is the best comment ever.

[@TiredEyePilot]

Six years late but fucking heck that is the best comment ever.

[@coolguy7461]

HAHAHA

[@Azubah-clown]

8 SMT years late but fking heck that is the best comment ever.

[@Tsukistar1]

“On that day, mankind received a grim reminder. We lived in fear of the Serkets, and were disgraced to live in these cages we called lands.”

[@TheJasmine172]

"DAVE, WHAT DID YOU DO." "dont know but whatever it is its hot"

[@philcarpal3926]

I really want to agree

[@patriot7260]

Abby Nadira Hehe... hot like a fuckin' ill ass rhyme to a fuckin' sick ass fire. No, hotter than that.

[@DaybreakPT]

Abby Nadira shits fucking steaming bro

[@Her_Imperious_Condescension]

heh "do"

[@CaptatK]

AH: Agree

[@Chameleonred5]

This is what happens when you prototype Vriska before entering the Medium.

[@vividclarities7860]

And you also have a gigantic Mindfang as a replacement for the Black King.

[@Noruzenchi86]

Lulwutzangrybirdsandbadpiggies 2.0 Dare I say it, a huge bitch.

[@voidedgolem4906]

+Noruzenchi86 (bluh bluh)

[@fortune2652]

Noruzenchi86 Why thank you ::::)

[@ChanceTheBrony]

Headcanon time! This "Giant Mindfang" thing is the direction in which the Homestuck Beta would go if shown as a doomed timeline. (I know that's not the actual context for this drawing, or this song, but hear me out.) The Beta uses traditional character inventories. Without the captcha-card shenanigans of the main Homestuck comic, *Dave never impales the crow,* as the sword is never ejected from his non-existent sylladex. As nothing else is ever impaled by Dave, nothing impaled gets prototyped. It seems silly for Jade to prototype a sword on its own, so *the sword itself is never prototyped.* With the sword never prototyped, *Caledfwlch is never created by the game,* consequently turned into the Royal Deringer, and used on the Black Queen. *She kills Jack* with her lance, (as she was going to in Jack: Ascend with her sword,) and *he never becomes a problem.* Also, since Vriska can't mess with doomed timelines, Bec never prototypes himself. *No one else can become similarly dangerous.* Since the Imps and other goons are merely "graveyard stuffers," they pose no real threat, especially without the omnipotence. The kids are able to ascend to God Tier. The timeline demands that the kids be doomed. That can only happen through heroics or villainy. *There is no in-timeline need for heroics, and no in-timeline cause for villainy,* so the timeline needs an external source. Somewhere else in Paradox Space, there's *a Mindfang who is either real, or Vriska in cosplay.* Her decisions and maybe some more external sources somehow lead to *her entering the Beta timeline.* Mindfang, evil as she is, would find a reason to be a problem, and thus, *people would need saving.* One troll would easily lose against four God Tiers, so *she needs to be formidable* in order to ensure their doom. An easy way to make a foe formidable is to *increase her size,* a goal accomplished through *more weird plot shit,* or perhaps *weird puzzle shit* as shown in Problem Sleuth.

[@DiomedesIsHit]

I love reading a story where that is a valid and reasonable suggestion.

[@midnightreed4334]

Omg, yes, somebody make a story about this! :D

[@studyinsteel5186]

***** CONFIRMED.

[@thelucarioteen8072]

To Add To Your Theory, If The Session Vriska And The Other Trolls Played In Had Different God Tiers Or Fan Tiers, This Could Very Well Be Possible. Why? There Is A Fan God Tier Aspect Called Realm, Which Allows The Player With This Aspect To Travel To Any Different Sessions Within The Bounds Of Paradox Space In Order To Find Success. Maybe, Instead Of Thief Of Light, She Could Have Been A Thief Of Realm. Then Through "Shenanigans" She Became A Giantess Because In Their Session It Was Needed For Winning . Thank You For Your Theory. I Am Glad To Add On To It.

[@20firebird]

***** Now this I would like to see in Paradox Space.

[@blehbleh7400]

Ok.This is a doomed timeline I wanna read in paradox space.

[@jeffmanbrawler]

Johns face just screams " IVE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE

[@OneColdRepublican]

and Dave's shades are like "she's your alien girlfriend, get your sp8der b8tch under control man..."

[@studyinsteel5186]

OneColdRepublican Bluh bluh.

[@krisalis_]

+StudyinSteel Huge Boss

[@123goldenlily]

J Bizzle That One Person is this what would've happened if he'd prototyped the Blue Lady?

[@cubedhellium8468]

​@@123goldenlilymaybe, who knows what consequences would happen if he did

[@megmoore8681]

Attack on Vriska, the new hit anime series.

[@zanite8650]

Stabbing her in the ego is the only way to be sure.

[@almaperdida8246]

what. the. fuck.

[@davidepapazzoni6048]

to be fair, it's so big, it's almost impossible to miss.

[@fry1757]

I mean, Hussie is the waste of space cause he wastes it with fat vriska

[@threefour2520]

Attack on Vaska.

[@Khalipse]

I like to think this was a deleted scene when John sticked his hand in the house juju and ended up in random alternate timelines....

[@Spaghettitron]

Suddenly, New and Cool Webcomic happens.

[@20firebird]

...i love it

[@emilecoetzee230]

Retcon john: Davveeee.....The hell is this!? Dave: hell if i know man. Ain't my problem. Vriska: I've been here the whole time!

[@JunoRWf]

This was actually [S] Descend

[@twitchyhamster3194]

Johns like "dude what the fuck did you do." And Daves like "dunno what you're talkin about" and Mindfangs like "HEUEHEURHEHEUEHEH"

[@FormThisWay]

This could be considered the first part of [S] Cascade, since the flash is in four different parts. These parts are Cascade, Flare, Savior of the Dreaming Dead, and Black Hole/Green Sun, respectively.

[@rainy_windchime]

Form This Way What about the part where Spades Slick shoots Snowman? That wasn't really in any of the songs

[@FormThisWay]

Yao Wang That's a Flare remix.

[@dooplon5083]

+the big man ==> Attempt rare and highly dangerous double "bluh bluh"

[@leomoreno7369]

actually, the artist, joren tensei, uploaded "cascade-the director's cut" on his KZbin channel. that version will forever be part one of cascade to me.

[@trap-wolf]

John: dave is this a doomed timeline? Dane: i fucking hope so

[@spicewave8244]

Dane

[@JunoRWf]

Dane

[@jadekadii]

date

[@novameowww]

Dane

[@karkatv7535]

EG: daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaveeeeeeee? TG: fuck if I know man

[@AnaBeatriz-eh7vn]

Art by caliborn, Anime edition

[@grass.daisyy]

John: Dave! We're in the wrong timeline againnnn! Dave: Dont look at me like that, nothing i can do. Let's just go out with a bang. ...

[@PoodleAnnie]

oh sweet jesus the ending is sO MUCH BETTER than the version in cascade //wheezes

[@Walruswithlegs]

+CALIBORN yoUr only saying that becaUse dave is in it

[@hansu3425]

TBH I prefer that amazing violin with the 2x godtier combo than the ending of this. Also, this is probably just the full song of the first part of the whole Cascade song (before Flare plays).

[@keyofvoid1787]

+CALIBORN i prefer the full cascade. this version is missing some really good stuff of the final version

[@mahmudghdamsi5133]

guys, take this song and watch it along S: descend.(without the squiddles part) you'll thank me later.

[@DrBillyBobBoJangles]

1. How did you figure that out? 2. THANK YOU.

[@gailsong8607]

can we all just talk about this pic though

[@LovelyMoonMelon]

DarkEmperorRay13 It's Mindfang

[@balamusia]

sie sind das essen und wir sind die homestuck

[@charmikarma9726]

But guys I feel like this was foreshadowing to the recent upd8

[@hashtagNight]

This is Attack on Homestuck.

[@charmikarma9726]

123flowermax oh dear.

[@david-mr2mf]

and suddenly the picture made sense

[@heheheiamasupahstarchimera631]

Is there a way in which this picture makes sense?

[@the_solomon_sage8431]

@@heheheiamasupahstarchimera631 when explained in a mysterious riddle-like way to a hammer-weilding pooplord

[@genkoti]

Dave: John, you need to fluff that pillow and flip it to the chill side. John: What? How do I do that? Dave: I Donno, just go up and give her a hug, or some shit. John: Hell no, Dave! You do it! Dave: John, do I look like some sort of fucking psychopath? There is no way in hell in going near that. Vriska: Oh Joooooooohn. ;;;;;;;;) John: D:

[@BP-bq9uz]

+Jacob Fritts Sorry, not trying to be rude or anything of the sorts. Vriska only uses four colons, and only the closest one to the parenthesis becomes a semi-colon, you're thinking of Aranea owo

[@genkoti]

+Daemon Frazier Hi Rude, I'm Jacob.

[@BP-bq9uz]

Jacob Fritts Hi Jacob, although if I were trying to be rude, there'd be a much more colorful vocabulary involved ;)

[@genkoti]

Go ahead. I didn't know that you could speak rainbow.

[@BP-bq9uz]

Jacob Fritts Yeah, you just drink a bunch of the different blood colors then try to speak with them all in your mouth. Actually that was a bit more morbid than I thought it would be, whoa.

[@elaralara1254]

0:50 for the badass guitar bit

[@ZeroneDY]

If we get to Cascade again with John jumping through timelines and shit we might get a shorter version of Cascade using this. Probably not :(

[@vividclarities7860]

your profile picture ::::D

[@AngelBorson524]

The full "[S] Cascade" cast: Part 1 - 'Cascade' by Joren "Tensei" de Bruin Part 2 - 'Flare' by Clark "Plazmataz" Powell Part 3 - 'Savior of the Dreaming Dead' by Malcolm Brown, Doctor by George Buzinkai, Penumbra Phantasm by Toby "Radiation" Fox Part 4 - 'Black Rose / Green Sun' by Malcolm Brown, solo piano + violin + guitar parts written and added by Toby "Radiation" Fox, feat. Joren "Tensei" de Bruin on electric guitar and Kelly Sadwin on Violin

[@BattleScientist]

John: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE Dave: i dunno man John: WHAT DID YOU DO Dave: i dunno man i dunno John: DID YOU CAUSE A PARADOX Dave: i just do not know john

[@emilecoetzee230]

this. this my friends. is why. this is why you DONT EAT THE MIND HONEY.

[@phoenixfritzinger9185]

'parently Terezi is on the official art team now

[@hunngryento]

There are four kinds of fucked up sessions, an yours is the worst, it's called a Mindfang session...

[@miketiktinsky3291]

John: Dave, whats going on? Dave: i dont fucking know

[@maizimay]

he just couldn't resist when the artist sent him this to be the songs cover art!

[@aestheticgrip1520]

At the end I can hear heir of grief

[@bluemagician9724]

you mean heir conditioning?

[@megidodyne_manga]

On that day, humanity recieved a grim reminder...

[@papayasprout314]

I was about to ditch the video thinking it was just a short version of Cascade and then the solo hit. YOOOOOOOO.

[@FrozenskinHeniz]

"Your ancestor so fat when she went to Skaia started to eat clouds thinking they were cotton candy"

[@Noruzenchi86]

I never noticed that little ending part before on this track. Rather adds to the Descend allusion don't it?

[@jellie255]

Does somebody want to explain why Vriska is a giant... and on fire?

[@tkot413]

Shes made of Iron...And she need aaaaaaaallllllllllllllll the irons in the fire.

[@zene6878]

BEST BOSS BATTLE THEME EVAR

[@CrustyButtCrust]

That fucking solo though.

[@JuliaTheSun]

This is seriously my favorite homestuck track. By far.

[@20firebird]

Oh lord that background I can't stop laughing

[@Her_Imperious_Condescension]

Vriska's been hitting the sopor smoke

[@karkleswhitevans]

Vriska's been taking lessons from Casey

[@elgranvacio9489]

Sansy Pansy I only think she is making the :v

[@markov4671]

Five years! What a surprise.

[@ghostboatreallysucks]

John: WHAT HAVE I DONE Dave: the fuck i dont know Vriska/Mindfang thing: GIVE ME A HUUUUUUUUG!!!!!!!! John: ;_;

[@archagenteverlasting1239]

I'm pretty sure john would be OK with hugging her

[@acwellansol9164]

THIS SONG IS JUST AMAZING

[@chibivriska6820]

Dat picture doh. googly eyes, dramatic 8attle, FLAMING CHECKERBOARDS.

[@cameronwallace8265]

+Chibi Vriska Dat shrug.

[@dooplon5083]

+Cameron Wallace That look of fear and confusion.

[@professorsugoi]

i have been looking for this EVERYWHERE jesus christ. cant search cascade without getting the whole 14 minute bit

[@FrostyMac]

When you realize that Descend, Cascade, and Collide are each 7 letters long, hinting at Act 7

[@catalystcatastrophe6328]

Don't forget about about "Explore".

[@greyknight5823]

It's been how many years, and I still can't get off Mr Hussie's Wild Ride

[@vriskeserket4505]

is it just me or does it look like that Mindfang's a titan--

[@thedaftwatcher]

*sees title of video on recommended part* ooh, haven't heard this one in awhile! wonder why i haven't taken a listen? *clicks* *sees picture* ... oh

[@moonmonster333]

This song was originally known as "Descend2", by Tensei. The bonus riffs at the end were added recently though.

[@Jedibob5]

I wish 0:52 was its own full length song...

[@studyinsteel5186]

I coulda swore it was from something earlier. Maybe this is it.

[@nucleardoggie3647]

StudyinSteel Try out Union Jack

[@ExplodingBiscuit]

It's got that kickass Crunch sound

[@shoebillfan1963]

unite synchronization

[@squidyy2k]

June and Dave try to contain a raging fire using their decidedly not well suited to fire fighting powers while giant Vriska hits the fattest vape to ever grace the medium.

[@MasterChef306]

I have feeling we'll be seeing this level of artistic mastery in one of the future Homosuck updates.

[@volnartheunforgiving3952]

The art's actually good though?

[@its_toriii6643]

it looks like mindfang is barfing clouds (is she?)

[@its_toriii6643]

+Noah LLanos oh dear lord

[@its_toriii6643]

+Theleopardgeckoqueen lorg I mean

[@tkot413]

nah, shes just vaping.

[@LunarWalker]

I just can't even what? I don't I have lost all ability to 'can'

[@forgetfulowl]

that's john, wearing his adorable wind jammies.

[@sab1229]

"what the shit?" 'i dont even'

[@LetsStopThisSong]

One more question: if you could steal a smooch from any guy on Alternia who- Mindfang: No more questions

[@sunsetsynth]

Imagine if Cascade was to this soundtrack. It would have been so different, wow.

[@JudgeBeefd]

Vriska hit that vape a bit too hard

[@sumbuddy4088]

Ok yeah the mindfang thing is weird but how tf did Dave’s dream self get all the way to the battlefield?

[@elm8436]

He just know how to *game*

[@cosmiccstuff8840]

That fucking cover image looks like it could be a Radiohead album cover and I can't deal with it

[@mrnvlz]

THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF MELODIC GOODNESS

[@RandomGstudios]

john: OH GOD WHAT GOING ON dave: calm down ude this os probably a dream bubble. john: oh well then i guess i should freak out more. dave: you do that.

[@cronchy4580]

Attack on Serket

[@RandomGstudios]

john: wtf just happened. dave: i dunno but i think were screwed. mindfang: BLLLEEEERRRGGHHHH (continued)

[@VispoHH]

Epic.

[@Hecate-495]

The best Doomed Timeline.

[@gek9330]

That :v Mindfang, tho

[@LiviCantDraw]

The track art is 100% funnier considering... Recent upd8s...

[@BattleScientist]

This is the end goal of Aranea's plan

[@CosmicalPhantom]

Its like head banging material almost...I love this! (Very interesting cover art though...)

[@EliKG114]

Mindfang smokin' all the derp toniiight~

[@AsianRainbows]

bad assery right here

[@Spiderpig2398]

... Someone has to make a flash based on that picture with this as the background.

[@CrazyShui]

didnt know about a cascade beta, sounds pretty good! and that picture xD stuck maiden

[@Frostyman666]

It's not the same, and thats part of the reason i love it

[@stardust-reverie]

JOHN: dave! JOHN: what the hell is going on here? DAVE: i dunno man DAVE: you think i know how this shit happens JOHN: well, go back with your time powers and fix it! DAVE: yeah DAVE: see DAVE: ... DAVE: ok this is going to sound mad hells of fucked up DAVE: but i...actually kind of like this? JOHN: DAVE!

[@BattleScientist]

Vriska alluded to some sort of bigger bad than Lord English that had nothing to do with the adventure... DRUNK MINDFANG IS THE FINAL BOSS OF THE VIDEO GAME

[@T0by24]

Someone should cut the ending of this and then add it to the flash version of this song. The result would create the most mind-blowing of songs in the history of things that can be listened to.

[@Calice0]

John's face is just like "HHNHAGAAHAAHAHAGAHNAHAWAAAH D:>" I know, John. I know.

[@notoverwatch6991]

THE 8ETAS! *8URPS.*

[@keaton5101]

the way shes spewing smoke sort of reminds me of OFF for some reason like the elsen maybe

[@keaton5101]

time capsule comment

[@jujud_6]

hey, reading all these comments make me feel really dumb for not understanding them. //weeps IS THERE EVEN A MEANING BEHIND ALL THESEEEE????

[@posinkittys]

i like this song :D in hometuck when the video clip showed up i replayed it just to hear the song

[@tiger_foxs5931]

on this day, humanity (7 people, including dad mom and 8ro) received a grim reminder (wow, there was almost nowhere for me to put 8s in there....)

[@RandomCakeyNathan]

I'm not exactly sure who it is in the foreground with their back to us, but the shrug would suggest that they have about as much of an idea as to what is going on as we do.

[@thelucarioteen8072]

That is dave going "i dont know"

[@Alanthos17]

Goosebumps.

[@savegalkissy]

the artwork on this most of these are references though, or are making scenarios for what's happening

[@aximila123]

I really love the way that they took the audio from cascade, and turned it into a very different song. I thoroughly enjoy it!

[@arcadebunnysquared]

I am extremely terrified by that Mindfang. /shudders

[@SensoNoShojo]

Is it only me or is John's expression just: "I never asked for this"

[@ASelfAwareCoolRanchDorito]

Actually this perfectly syncs up to [S] Descend.

[@PetercAW]

It sounds like an alternate version of the sound from the end of [S] Descend and the beginning of [S] Jade: Enter.

[@phase866]

Super Special Secret Final Boss is doped Mindfang.

[@nuclearprotocol]

"help"

[@AppleCupcakeMonster]

John... how... I saw this cover art so many times, and only now i see John, standing there, with that shocked face. Silly John.

[@trap-wolf]

I honestly come here just for the picture and comments.

[@ArtisticAzurite]

Drunk Mindfang I love you

[@blazemarianna1757]

The cover art looks like Attack on Titan

[@ailurophilekia6565]

+Blaze Makyam AoT inspired by Homestuck confirmed

[@texasred8424]

2:40 this version of the song is cool and all but the stock horror movie tension noise is way too funny