Honest Game Trailers | Valheim

Trailers that tell you the TRUTH about your favorite video games: this week is Valheim!
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Honest Game Trailers | Valheim
Written by Max Song, Andrew Bird, and Spencer Gilbert
Edited by Max Song
Associate Producer: Ryan O'Toole
Supervising Producer: Max Dionne
#HonestTrailers #HonestGameTrailers

[@chalor182]

"Because it's apparently illegal to finish one of these things before you release it" *everyone felt that*

[@tegmiles329]

Yah so true

[@TruculentGoose]

And "if it's even remembered by the time it's released"

[@mridontcare9619]

1 mil copies and 8 months no update still...if you want mistland wait for 2025 or later,devs are super greedy,3 people sold a record breaking game and cant update after they sold it..why? because they dont care about the player,they only care about the money

[@HundredDaysMusic]

Although, refreshingly, in this case that means "highly polished portion of a game with more content to come later" instead of "blatantly unfinished mess that MAYBE we'll fix at some point down the line"

[@Bunnymon]

No mention of the Deathsquito...shameful xD

[@kumlekar9640]

I really got the impression that he played through the elder to make this.

[@MaxDly]

They probably dont want to spoil much, or didn't get far into the game lol

[@gillettematch3188]

for a moment i thought you said "despacito".

[@Bunnymon]

@@gillettematch3188 but why xD

[@Bunnymon]

@@MaxDly probably

[@FDJUwe]

"Build a fake house because it's more fun than cleaning your crappy apartment" dude... that hit hard. My table has so much ash from the marbolros I smoked while traveling with the boat.

[@theepoch1354]

Spend hours collecting wood so I can build a hut sure sounds awesome, spend a few minutes cleaning my apartment, horrible terrible torture that I will not endure.

[@JayStirrat]

You can smoke in your apartment?! What a trip!

[@FDJUwe]

@@JayStirrat I can :) my neighbor from below smokes a lot of pot as well lmao

[@craigbrown4544]

@@theepoch1354 truth

[@scaleworksRC]

Start vaping dude. Your PC and your lungs will thank you.

[@davidjohnson8279]

"and brutal corpse runs that haven't been this punishing since Everquest" ..... truth

[@whackronomicon]

You'd think dying of smoke inhalation while sleeping would have rated a mention.

[@mikagronmark701]

The one thing that this game surely got right is that no matter how dangerous wolfs and other animals like that are,nothing is more deathly then Mosquitoes.

[@littlekong7685]

Deathsquitos, Cazadors, same endgame superbosses. Doesn't matter if you have iron armour or power armour, they will mess you up worse than a dragon or a deathclaw.

[@Thexis_]

Hate those creatures with such a passion.

[@paybacksuper3670]

@@littlekong7685 man that mistland is creep me out.

[@Jonsse]

Once you're in at least Wolf armor, Deathsquitos are more of a nuisance than a threat. In padded armor they barely do any damage anymore. Those starred javelin fulings though...

[@aaronalbertson1245]

Given all the great reviews, copies sold and the percentage of refunds compared to units sold, I'd say they got a lot more right than that lol.

[@ironyusedincorrectly]

Weirdly, almost everything they said is right, and yet the game is amazing anyway. I've played a lot of terrible survival crafting games, this is not one of them.

[@techgoggles]

Its the tone, they make it sound its bad

[@emm6101]

There's nothing out dury the pandemic

[@dareka9425]

Survival games has a mini resurgence due to the pandemic.

[@emm6101]

@@dareka9425 sadly I have had to almost work double shifts since the pandemic because people are afraid.. then you find out they just partying.

[@henrywarmoth1792]

I was kind of thinking this same thing. It sounded like Honest Games didn't like it but to me it's amazing and so much better than the other survival game crap out there. I expected them to praise it like everyone else is.

[@dominicphillips2865]

I like how they clearly didn't make it past the elder

[@kevinkirst6035]

laziest video they ever made lmao

[@The_Fictionist]

To be fair, I found the elder WAY harder than the plains boss. With fire resist wine, the plains boss is a joke. But it was kind of hard to deal with all of the other random enemies that kept showing up to the Elder.

[@sirstevenarthur]

or never ate anything worth while. lol running around with vanilla stamina the whole time.

[@ChrisGuerra31]

@@The_Fictionist what is this "Wine" you speak of? I only drink Mead.

[@pi2glorf]

well imho its little bit different game at this point of mistlands..

[@andreamaines614]

The guy actually said my request! And he made me realize I spelled "Hey" wrong...

[@patrickodan]

Ehi

[@andreamaines614]

@@patrickodan To be honest ehi is the most common way to write it in my country, Italy. So I got confused.

[@nelsonta00]

Now everybody knows you can't spell hey

[@epicvoiceguy]

Solving grammar and spelling errors one comment at a time.

[@darwinrodriguez5485]

EHI TE NANDAYO

[@safsaf99]

"Assuming you have actually the friends to play with you" •́ ‿ ,•̀

[@SweatyFatGuy]

I feel your pain.. I have no friends. I am old, and old guys stopped playing video games around the time Pong came out.

[@kyojincat4031]

aga be

[@absurdh3ro]

solo play while listening to podcasts is so much more peaceful

[@Doom_Guy__]

I wouldn't mind seeing an honest game trailer on Dragon Age

[@raymondjones7423]

Say: "Charizard was the mascot for Pokemon Red...so the Pokemon Honest trailer was a trailer for the origins of an age of dragons. Woah" And then do a trailer for Draconian time period: The beginnings

[@Outlaw7263]

I've been asking for years, they'll probably do it before or after dragon Age 4 comes out

[@braidenj152]

Hey doomguy, how do you feel about the ancient god 2 being leaked? I’ve been wanting your opinion on it

[@Doom_Guy__]

@@braidenj152 I haven't even heard about the leaks

[@jasonsterlingentertainment478]

"When you want to play D&D but you have no friends."

[@Skywatcher16]

you forget the greatest flaw: you cant tame the dirty water lizards, meaning you cant have perry the neck growl at you. DAMN IT IRON GATE! LET ME HAVE MY PET WATER IGUANA!!!

[@scaleworksRC]

"Stamina of a tired 4 year old" 😂💀

[@walk3rk1ng35]

Say "You deserve a prize. Here, have a head that's always screaming."

[@marcussantos8879]

"Assuming you had the friends to play this" Damn I took that personally. :(

[@vilthean]

"Self-imposed purgatory" - the best description of survival games ever

[@ericrobert9708]

Missed opportunity: "Starring: This Beech"

[@BIBeast291]

Please say "Wow, I can't believe we haven't done an Honest Trailer for Dragon Age yet." Then please do an actual Honest Trailer for Dragon Age.

[@jhemmer96]

I'm starting to believe that they're avoiding this just to spite you. I salute your commitment.

[@Aleproduction100]

keep going, they will listen (eventualy)

[@zhelyazkogrudov6476]

soon brother, soon

[@williamturner875]

I think they're just trying to think how to write it

[@Aleproduction100]

@@williamturner875 nah they are waiting for the 4th so it's more popular

[@bjones6761]

"unload like a very nervous pooper"

[@williamturner875]

Do an honest trailer for Jurassic World: Evolution

[@lucasevb1824]

I second this!

[@2st486]

im still stuck on that freaking last island

[@tybedingfield7248]

Hek ya

[@elementaljedi9335]

Yes!!!!!!!

[@kylewindere2133er]

Yuppppo

[@KeithFraser82]

"MORE HISTORICALLY ACCURATE THAN ASSASSIN'S CREED VALHALLA"

[@Jedimastur01]

AAAAAAAAAAYE the fact you brought up Everquest.. Oh the memories. Best game experience ever

[@continentalglue]

“...In brutal corpse runs that have been this punishing since EverQuest...”

[@Astral134]

/yell Looking for a necromancer to summon my corpse!

[@kordeyne]

Who remembers journeyman boots? Nothing since has ever felt as fulfilling as getting those.

[@continentalglue]

/corpse

[@ShokujiAkai]

There's an easy way around this: Advance tactically rather than throwing caution to the wind. It's easy enough to build tiny spawn camps along the way.

[@jacksfather]

Brutal corpse runs that haven’t been this punishing since Everquest. Ugh, I still remember those EverCrack corpse runs...

[@BBradshawProductions]

Do an Honest Trailer for the Darkest Dungeon.

[@laurak299]

I was bummed my friends were so far ahead of me until I tried to sail a raft. "F it, I'm taking their portal to swampland!"

[@1william89]

Self-imposed purgatory!! had me rolling oh god 😭, can’t stop plying this game though 👍🏼

[@rsw0103]

Can you say: "Better a brief spell of honour than a long rule of shame."

[@d.g.m.8455]

Say: “Why make trillions when we could make...billions?”

[@Kaidus99]

First time I had a real corpse recovery I immediately thought of EQ, bahahaha.

[@Hollowslayer23]

Make an honest trailer for Hollow Knight before Silksong releases

[@jeanharoldmagnait8928]

*_"farming?, really?, a man of your talents?"_*

[@suprememaz]

I forgot Everquest was a thing! Please do an Honest Trailer for it!

[@arkylady]

That Everquest reference triggered my PTSD lol

[@Connor.SG-1Ring]

SAY: "Death by Snu Snu!"

[@nicke.8622]

Henry?

[@antoniojose757]

@@nicke.8622 Hello dear panda crusader

[@nicke.8622]

@@antoniojose757 Hi!

[@scottkidder438]

Viking Krewsade!

[@yurmimgiey2857]

2:46 Damn such knowledge, how do you even know about everquest corpse runs. I'm crying this is so good+

[@yurmimgiey2857]

3:15 lololol That was my first question is if i'm the only person with ten chests in every house i build

[@yurmimgiey2857]

3:49 xdxdxdxd self imposed purgatory

[@nubisimmortal]

Omg.. 😂😂😂 Never seen one of these somehow 🤣 Subscribed!

[@ryloken6652]

Dragon Age Honest Trailer please!

[@thetruegoldenknight]

1:00 describes video game trends in general. Yeowch, that hit home.

[@hicksnumber89]

*Finishes work unenthusiastically, only to logon to Valheim to vigorously and enthusiastically mine rocks for hours*

[@rimurutempest4945]

Really like Valheim honestly, it feels better than most survival games.

[@ms_scribbles]

"In brutal corpse runs that haven't been this punishing since EverQuest." Oh god, I thought I'd suppressed those memories! The pain! The paaaain!

[@pepergirl001]

Do the Dragon Age Honest game trailers

[@raymondjones7423]

Say: "Charizard was the mascot for Pokemon Red...so the Pokemon Honest trailer was a trailer for the origins of an age of dragons. Woah" And then do a trailer for Draconian time period: The beginnings

[@jatilq]

Love the EQ callout.

[@Memelord2020]

Make an Honest Trailer for Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury

[@Fassads_Interpretor]

Meme lord, you really aren't giving up on Super mario world 3d huh 😅

[@luminax_gce]

2:40 the status effect of 'running out of stamina swimming and then drowning a shameful death'

[@TheClem552]

Never thought 'd run into an everquest reference again. Nice one.

[@frostghoul]

Josh from Let's game it out literally glitched the second boss and killed him with a campfire

[@RodneyG669]

The EverQuest reference really hit a nerve, my wife and I had to make a four hour corpse run because I suggested we kill a wisp.

[@mantlepicture]

Missed opportunity: Stardew Valheim.

[@rogankane6901]

"3D Terraria" Ah, He said it! he said it!

[@HIT14MAN2]

Now do a Honest Trailer for Hyperdimension Neptunia

[@liquidxvash]

Do an honest trailer for “The World Ends With You,” pretty. Freaking. Please!

[@yosufmansour1902]

Or the sequel or the anime

[@liquidxvash]

@@yosufmansour1902 dude, I just found out like an hour ago that a sequel is finally happening!!!

[@yosufmansour1902]

@@liquidxvash Its been a long 14 years, but its finally happening

[@liquidxvash]

@@yosufmansour1902 it is, and I cannot wait!

[@zzach_attack4602]

Do an honest trailer for streets of rage!

[@Macrochenia]

Say "Waiter, I believe there's been a mistake. I ordered the chicken, and this is Shatner's toupee."

[@cesarvictoriano8072]

Say “He is you, in their world.”

[@jonasbarnido6401]

Please say "To show you the power of flex tape, i sawed this boat in half"

[@St4ndy]

Ah, EverQuest corpse runs ❤️

[@RezidueWithaZ]

This is so accurate but Valheims still pretty good 😂 now im going to go load it up and spend 2 hours cutting down trees

[@DragonLord0319]

Let your inner Bob the builder run wild had me dying

[@thewhitekirby3973]

Didn't even hear about this game until now and my friends who said they were playing it have stopped. "Flavor of the month" game indeed.

[@Revealingstorm.]

It's a lot better than that

[@patrickdavis1627]

Hah, about as incorrect as most of his video. His was satire tho, not sure what your excuse for being so wrong is?

[@TheGuardDuck]

Do Deep Rock Galactic, and say: "Rock and Stone, brothers!"

[@squibbyflooperdong2303]

Rock and Stone Brother!

[@freakyphil93]

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?!?

[@TheGuardDuck]

If you don't rock and Stone, you ain't coming home!

[@terrance2914]

If you ain't rock and stone, you ain't coming home!

[@TheGuardDuck]

I say we bombard Honest Game Trailers every week until they do Deep Rock Galactic!

[@_Pixiara_]

Someone that actually remembers EverQuest 1 and its corpse runs!

[@alexB30741]

DO HYRULE WARRIORS AGE OF CALAMITY ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@RodneyG669]

Nothing is as brutal as the corpse runs in EverQuest.

[@dorienrose9982]

Starring: this My thoughts when I see survival tag.

[@ShokujiAkai]

They used the worst axe for comedic effect. XD The next axe is noticeably faster, thankfully.

[@calippo4]

somehow the first honest traile where i feel that you didnt even try it

[@nice1bro759]

yep, they shat the bed with this one

[@laurak299]

Yeah it was mostly starter gear. It's slow in the beginning, but the progression is good.

[@kaladin783]

Lmao it’s his job to rag on perfectly fine games, it’s called branding.

[@bradams1854]

He ragged on the beginning the most because that's the easiest bit to make fun of. The most he could really make fun of in the endgame is making the "sailing for days" joke over and over. The start of the game has way more aspects of it to poke fun at.

[@Dribin]

I have heard of this game recently and was seeing lots of positive reviews for it, but this vid made me think it would be too grindy and slow. How far do you have to get into the game for it to pick up?

[@2st486]

imagine talking about valheim without mentioning conan exiles...

[@TabernadoDani]

They do mention Ark, tho... Which is basically the game that Conan Exiles completely ripped off 🤣 (not saying this in a bad way, I do like Conan exiles! But whoever played Ark back on release and then tried Conan... Well, it's hard to not see it :P)

[@gunnarjarvis4304]

Great video. Say, I know you did No Man's Sky as it was first released, but, maybe, you could do a trailer for the current version.

[@ChronoJedi]

Being over encumbered makes you do a depressed walk lol

[@dragonthunder6107]

Make an honest game trailer on Prince of Persia. I am surprised it isn't made yet

[@MrTHotz]

They will wait until the remake releases.

[@keepingitreal1023]

This is fantastic and spot on! Too many hilarious things you said, but the stamina of a 4 year old really made me laugh 😂😂 Great video, fun time watching!

[@kewlishere]

That videogamedunkey reference tho. The culture

[@Saylor28]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought the build system was buggy.

[@shaunaburst5638]

Game 50% Building 50% Chopping off Trees

[@desenhoerpg]

The end Washington gold!

[@KodieCollingsGaming]

Little mention of the mountain and plains biome.

[@JokerJoestar]

They prolly never got pass the Elder XD

[@mysteriouszara4547]

I was thinking about playing this, but now I'll just go back to Ark.

[@toshiizo-gumi]

Say: "Can your hear, the approaching ruin!"

[@Armorius2199]

You should do a trailer about the Total war strategy games!

[@xscythe67]

Please say "I may be hurt, still my heart is blazing"

[@joesephstalin23]

Are you guys going to do Don't Starve?

[@MorriganJade]

5:11 looks here guys. He's tooting his own horn!

[@elfuegoblanco9081]

Can you elaborate more on this “job” at 1:02 that involves wine spreadsheets?

[@kennethadams8693]

That was the most honest report I’ve received in like the past ten f*’ years....

[@chuckelz666]

"And brutal corpse runs that haven't been this bad since Everquest" finally someone recognizes the brutality of old EQ corpse runs.

[@shadowpoetrk]

It was super easy, barely an inconvenience though. I just used my monk to do corpse runs. And traded runs with other monks for my other characters.

[@chuckelz666]

@@shadowpoetrk Monks are tight. Easily my favorite class in any game

[@furiacs21]

"with the stamina of a tired four year old" hahahahahahaha

[@doriyakiZ]

No mention of the Plains and Deathsquitoes at all?

[@brytonjohnson576]

How did I find this on the platinum disco from nisemonogatari wiki page?

[@aasemmohamed1818]

Say : YOU CAN'T LIVE A BAD LIFE AND EXPECT GOOD THINGS HAPPEN TO YOU - ARTHUR MORGAN

[@xxhalfhackerxx]

Honest trailer for Killer Instinct

[@checkcheck1579]

Say " And I took that personally!"

[@kulovicz3152]

I never felt so angry and offended by something I can one hundred percent agree with.

[@Tyndaal604]

Honestly that crafting table thing got me. Also they should nerf copper nodes. I was mining for a whole 4 hours and pretty much didn’t accomplish anything but a mace, cultivator and pickaxe. To mine more copper with ofc.

[@sugarcubee1107]

Wait until you unlock iron. No other game allows you to experience what it's like to be a sewage worker.

[@Tyndaal604]

@@sugarcubee1107 Honestly I didn’t find iron that hard, I just knew it wouldn’t be worth trying to farm in an area with little to no crypts 😂

[@wankerbush3769]

Do one with Supreme Commander, its old but gold :D

[@henryk123]

'Evil genius 2: World Domination' is coming, will you do the first one?!?!

[@SenhorAntuneZ]

buggy construction ? ...disagree, it has few stuff still, but it is one of the best building systems out there

[@myketh1196]

Say: chicken pot pie and I’m starting to feel ya, guy

[@chubstheowl7112]

you guys should do an honest trailer for runecape. old school and/or newer

[@zedekiahthemoonwalker]

Make an honest trailer for Horizon Zero Dawn!!

[@nalinkaul]

Eyyy, got in an honest trailer! Let's goooo!!