Honest Trailers | Eternals

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Honest Trailers | Eternals
Voice Narration: Jon Bailey aka Epic Voice Guy
Title Design: Robert Holtby
Written by: Logan Rees, Spencer Gilbert, Danielle Radford, & Lon Harris
Produced by: Spencer Gilbert
Associate Producer: Ryan O'Toole
Edited by: Kevin Williamsen
Post-Production Supervisor: Emin Bassavand
Post-Production Coordinator: Mikołaj Kossakowski
Assistant Editor: Rebecca Castaneda
Director of Video Production: Max Dionne
#HonestTrailers

[@mercylimpokhuwe]

'A warrior who freaks out when she remembers she's Angelina Jolie and shouldn't be sharing screen time with these nobodies' my favorite in the entire episode

[@ToyKeeper]

Clifford the Big Red God to Salma Hajak: Do maternal doom, Eternal.

[@johnwolf2829]

AJ is the reason why people say "never go to bed with anyone crazier than you are" Just ask Brad Pitt..... or any of that gang of geeks they adopted.

[@glovefox]

the way I cackled after that one 😂

[@RetroRanter]

I laughed way too hard 😂

[@EmperorSeth]

My favorite was the ongoing "Druig Sucks."

[@samuelbrock]

"This wasn't in the script. Angelina just genuinely doesn't know how a toaster works" Bruh, I wanna believe that so freaking bad lmao

[@georgeprchal3924]

Toast is just twice-baked bread.

[@UchihaKat]

I almost did an actual spit take.

[@NukeMarine]

@@georgeprchal3924 Epic voice guy said that once iirc.

[@georgeprchal3924]

@@NukeMarine really? Neat.

[@dougsmith6262]

I choose to believe it.

[@rupalisaxena9637]

Y'all nailed this. I couldn't sit through this movie without LAUGHING each time I saw either Richard or Kitt addressing Sersi. I just want a behind the scenes of this, of them laughing about it, especially when getting the script

[@lauram8047]

Do we know if the Sersi thing was intentional or thats the actual name of the character in the comic??

[@Rantandum]

"This is Druig. He sucks." Perfect character summary, 10/10.

[@bazinga69]

"Eternal runtime of the plotless grind" has to be one of the wittiest one liners

[@cuchelo1]

Whoever came up with it deserves a raise. Immediately!

[@Ben-il3oc]

Don’t get why ppl love this movie

[@shaunyap6688]

By far the best title I’ve seen in HT

[@cameronsitton501]

​@@Ben-il3oc Because they introduced ten major characters that virtually no one had ever heard of before in one movie at the same time and then expected us to be able to keep track of all of them. It would have been a great series, but honestly the entire movie was just "we have to find Shmalkemex!" followed by forty minutes of the trolley problem. Also, there were massive issues with scaling, the flow of time, etc.

[@DJHolte]

Indeed. It so perfectly describes my experience watching it.

[@TheSenCost]

The true hero of the movie is Kingo's assistant, everybody knows he carried the scenes he's in

[@FabbyTravy]

I still get emotional when he says goodbye them

[@atharvadeshpande4749]

I mean he's a pretty veteran actor in Bollywood who's specialised in playing sidekicks he just had to do it in English.

[@Francis...]

Valet

[@lauracoles5595]

Karun is an absolute treasure in the movie

[@sumitshetty42]

@Vanswock Ibu hatela

[@CelticVictory]

The comment about Synder's Superman is so accurate and I just loved their line about Jolie and the toaster.

[@Joseph-sg3jz]

no it wasnt Snyders Superman loved humans so much he was willing to kill the last remnant of his species. These guys just love to drag Cavill's Superman because he didnt smile while he killed people like Christopher Reeve did.

[@goldenhorde6944]

So destroying his only chance to ever see his homeworld to save humanity before getting forced into killing by a suicidal villain that specifically told him he would not stop killing humans until he died and then immediately regretting it and vowing never to take a life again makes him a bad character? You people need to learn some basic fucking literature.

[@Joseph-sg3jz]

@@goldenhorde6944 based

[@cesar6447]

@@goldenhorde6944 and btw it would have "bring back Kripton" it would destroy a whole planet to bring racist genocidal to the earth

[@vincentmanuel6052]

@@goldenhorde6944 yes it doe’s because that entire movie went against Superman’s character. Snyder chose to write the characters like that, the phantom zone existed, he could’ve sent Zod there

[@HungryHippo7]

This was one of the better Honest Trailers. Actually laughed out loud multiple times.

[@gregsouza5748]

Agreed

[@gevorg1989]

It was until staryed digging at other movies

[@favoritemustard3542]

@gevorg1989 for example?

[@stevenwatchorn9816]

Whoever came up with Eternal Runtime of the Plotless Grind deserves to be compensated for their brilliance.

[@michaelalley1903]

This.

[@AxxLAfriku]

Why'd you have to go and make things so complicated? I see the way you're acting like you're somebody else. Gets me frustrated. Just admit that you love the videos I make, my dear steve

[@Snapper314]

AGREED!

[@AlexRejba]

For their... eternal brilliance?

[@92brunod]

@@michaelalley1903 That

[@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose]

Fun Fact: Not only did Eternals have two of the Stark brothers & a main character named Sersi, by it *also* had Game of Thrones' composer for its score, Ramin Djawadi. 😆

[@ryanmussell739]

Yes The Cersei name kept throwing me off.

[@goodsaint_001]

That's why the score was good.

[@goodsaint_001]

He also made the first iron man movie score.

[@multiverse_media2023]

Huh, I didn’t know that.

[@markcattigan4237]

And also Gemma Chan is dating young Howard stark

[@dinodare1605]

The moral dilemma in this film was ridiculous. Killing existing people for the potential of new people being born in the far future isn't a neutral exchange. You cause harm by killing someone, you don't cause harm by not birthing someone.

[@ohedd]

Really bad take. Harm mitigation isn't the only relevant value. Maximizing the net amount of lives people are happy to enjoy is of value too, is it not? Also, _almost_ the entire reason why killing people is bad is because you're forfeiting a person's potential of living a happy life in the future. So you're already conceding that potential for future life is a good value, only you added the really weird and arbitrary distinction that it only applies to currently living humans. I'm sure you agree that we should have a moral discount rate of zero across _space_ (so people geographically separated from ourselves have equal moral value). I propose we should also have a moral discount rate of zero across _time._ According to your model, working to stop climate change or preventing some future existential threat is completely value neutral provided nobody who is born today is likely to suffer the consequences.

[@steppin-razor]

@@ohedd wrecked

[@francisweller839]

Logical and well constructed. I applaud you, even if I would normally like to discuss further over slight disagreements. You are an intelligent, rational, and well spoken person

[@genekendrick679]

@@ohedd bro wrote a whole novel in the comments section 😴😴

[@borealis9368]

The supreme Court recently: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT

[@Meh_idk__]

“Ah yes you are the Eternals you shall have godly names” Oh and your Sprite I guess Sprite: l-like the soda?

[@Advent3546]

Lines like "Clifford the Big Red God" is why I keep coming back to this series.

[@Airman14741]

I'd like your comment, but it's at the perfect number

[@EternalDensity]

Unsorted cable drawer!

[@drphot6050]

Woof!

[@Monie71793]

💯😩😩🤣

[@pjdianalan7934]

Honestly, Eternals should've been a Disney+ miniseries. It can give enough time to flesh out the characters, and set up more world building.(Looking at the Deviants, ehem). And for those who'll complain about the budget, Loki and Wandavision had phenomenal CGI, and they became hits.

[@rudellvincentsamson8498]

Angelina Jolie is expensive thats why..

[@WolfRamAndHart]

Except, they got Chloe Zhao to agree to direct before she won the Academy award, and it wasn't clear if the Disney + series would work in tandom well with MCU, especially with the pandemic's interference. In retrospect, you're correct.

[@thefirminator]

Loki didn't have phenomenal cgi. 🤣🤣

[@Souchi-ito]

@@thefirminator check your eyes than.

[@AshenVictor]

Oh the other hand, I do not think the answer to "this thing was kinda bad" should be "but what if there was more of it?" The problem with the characters wasn't that there wasn't enough time to flesh them out, the problem with the characters was that none of them were interesting to watch except Kingo and he decides he has something better to do about 2/3 of the way through the movie and just leaves.

[@ronineditor9920]

4:54 -- That was more clever than probably most people realize... he's "Paper Boi" in Atlanta.

[@Rockblue01]

Unsorted cable drawer -omg yes that’s a perfect description

[@AlreadiWon]

“There’s Thena, a warrior who freaks out when she remembers she’s Angelina Jolie and shouldn’t be sharing a screen with these nobodys” 😂😂😂

[@danavixen6274]

🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@louisduarte8763]

Joining Brie Larson and Jennifer Lawrence in the ranks of "Oscar-winning actresses just phoning it in for a superhero flick".

[@Dzurky]

This one killed me completely 🤣😂🤣

[@galaxycraftings]

@@louisduarte8763 bri Larson?? Nah lol

[@asmosisyup2557]

Lost my drink on that one, thought the same thing while watching the movie.

[@yashkant6368]

she freaks out when she remembers she is sharing screen with these nobodies got me so hard 🤣🤣🤣

[@DeathsInverse]

Pause

[@HABO2210]

Kinda like a Get Out magic

[@lucasjohn6507]

I almost chocked🤣🤣🤣

[@Yebi263]

Same

[@danielf3623]

Granted letting Angelina chew on the scenery is a better method for making a decent movie than most that were tried here.

[@PatrickStarfist]

I love Eternals because the Lore behinds it is rich. But yeah the script could've been better. Celestials though looks incredible

[@marcusc9931]

I've seen pictures with Arishem photoshopped into Galactus and it looked awesome.

[@kyonaerinphwa3032]

Yeah, same, i also wish the characters were more fleshed out

[@stephenking5852]

I would rewatch it.

[@nahor88]

@@kyonaerinphwa3032 Pretty sure they didn't bother cuz only niche comic fans even know who the Eternals are. They're even more niche than the GotG. At this point they're just making movies cuz they know the MCU makes money, and they can say "hey, we made xzy movie/show for xyz character".

[@ae7786]

Three dimly lit pumps in the missionary position - that's really all you needed to say about The Eternals lmao!

[@karmatraining]

"creatures who look like your unsorted cable drawer" oh god that hit me in the solar plexus, what a line

[@Enterprise1701J]

At least they didn't target behind your computer, amirite? 🤣

[@commandercaptain4664]

That line put the hypothetical on my clavicle.

[@dlilwon]

The relatability of that comment was top notch 👌🏾

[@emanuelebolli6437]

That's definitely the most relatable one

[@NobleVI_343]

Rengoku NOOOO

[@towelzz9873]

Absolutely loved the “eternal runtime of the plotless grind” line. Definitely one of the best

[@TippyHippy]

Sometimes I play with my willy and the white stuff comes out

[@sentientmustache8360]

@spidey that it’s a lame boring movie that deserves that title

[@elijahshaw8209]

@@sentientmustache8360 it’s not that lame but it’s lame

[@JA-bm4xc]

@@AlexisK thanks for the explanation

[@wrockage]

so good!

[@SomeYouTubeTraveler]

The entire finale and *"point"* of this movie could've been saved if they needed the Deviant leader, who had absorbed their comrades, to join the Uni-Mind in order to stop the Emergence. Sticking it to the Celestials would've been the _perfect_ motivation for them to put aside their millennia of animosity and join forces, and the fact he'd absorbed two of their members' powers made it feel like this was literally the original plan. It honestly would've been so much more complete of a story and movie.

[@michaelu3055]

Sure but it wouldn't have felt believable for Thena, the one who could barely control herself to all of a sudden get along with the one who killed Gilgamesh 🤷

[@drago939393]

@@michaelu3055 That's the point, you get a dramatic and intense dilemma in the plot.

[@Butterfly-ql4pg]

The fanboy scream at Harry Styles was priceless 😂

[@Apathygrrl]

When Jon Snow said "I love you, Cirsei" I laughed so hard in the theatre I was scared I was going to get kicked out.

[@killer2403]

?

[@Apathygrrl]

@@killer2403 It's a reference to Game of Thrones.

[@ledichang9708]

I remember half of the theater burst out laughing.

[@nahor88]

@@Apathygrrl What are you doing? Leave the ignoramus in the dark! He/she even calls themself "Dany" and isn't in the know.

[@AlmightyArceus]

My biggest problem with the plot of the film is that the Eternals say they weren’t to interfere in non-Celestial related affairs even when Thanos was involved, but also say that to make a Celestial you need a certain population of intelligent life on the planet. If anything, doesn’t that mean basically every single Eternal in the universe would get involved considering this guy’s whole plan is to cut the universe population in half?

[@sryan9547]

What you are forgetting is that the events of Infinity War only took place over the course of a few days. The Avengers and Guardians only were involved because they had the Infinity Stones themselves or happened to pass by by accident. The Eternals had nothing to do with it and a) didn't have time to find out b) weren't in contact and c) didn't have time to do anything.

[@TerryTril]

S Ryan is right. Try to even remember the entire time Thanos himself spent on Earth. After he got the Time Stone from Dr Strange he teleported straight to Wakanda, mowed down some Avengers who were more of a minor annoyance than a threat, got his last stone, and Snap... what was it, less than a minute? At the time the Ethernals were scattered around the globe, so who could've reached the battlefield in time to intervene? Makkari? She was aboard the ship, oblivious to anything happening for who knows how long. It would be funny if she never even knew of the Snap. Thanos's plan unfolded too fast.

[@MrMustBNice]

@@sryan9547 Nah, none of that is what Sersi explained to Dane when he asked. They just simply stayed out of it because unbeknownst to them they were just on Earth to birth a new Celestial. Still quite the plot hole there though because Celestials are also living beings in the universe. Maybe Thanos somehow didn’t know about them or something. In his travels/conquest though, that’s just not plausible.

[@hellshing4866]

@@sryan9547 Hmmm, I think the news of spaceship over NY would definitely catch the attention of every media and thus they'd converge there.

[@fins9584]

The Earth's population doubles every 70 years or so, so even without the Blip, the Snap would have been undone in less than a century. (Which is why Thanos's plan was fundamentally stupid to begin with.) For a group of people that have been around for thousands of years, an extra seventy years' wait probably didn't seem like a big enough deal to put their sneakers on for, never mind gearing up to fight.

[@trentonbennettVO]

Oh man this movie. The opening felt like an ambitious attempt to turn storytelling on its ear...then it seemed to get lost in its own plotline, vaguely wonder if it should imitate Umbrella Academy, and by the time it appeared ready to get to the point, I really was surprised at how much I just wanted it to be over. You nailed it with this trailer. :D

[@fidelpalma5164]

"Shouldn't be sharing screen time with this nobodies" Hilarious

[@wickedshadesproductions5254]

The first thing that came to my head after watching Eternals was: “Honest Trailers is going to have a field day”

[@tasnimgyi8164]

Same, it was the first thing I wanted to look for after I watched the movie 🤣

[@AlexRejba]

And Pitch Meeting

[@AlexRejba]

And my axe!

[@iwrotewords510]

this is actually the first honest trailer I have watched in years, usually go for pitch meeting and critical drinker nowadays... though this one was good. lol

[@anatine_banana_69]

Mine was Ryan George

[@ravenlord4]

They should have fleshed this out more and made it into a 6 episode Disney+ streaming series.

[@garrettcarter5622]

You wanted this to be longer?!

[@Grf1556]

Every Eternal should have gotten their own movie before the big team up.

[@acgonzales7]

exactly what Pitch Meeting said 😆

[@juniorteixeira2955]

A disney+ show before the movie came out is not a bad idea, a wasted opportunity if you asked me.

[@oldcowbb]

@@Grf1556 you are joking right

[@beckiejbrown]

I hadn't spotted that! 2:47

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

Considering I just finally saw *The Eternals* last weekend, THIS is perfect and on time!!! I love that *Honest Trailers* remains phenomenal. Thank you for that, Screen Junkies!!! 🤣😂🤣🥰🤗🙌🏽

[@chefskiss6179]

Seriously missed opportunity: Cersei has always had a thing for... brothers.

[@micahjohansson7573]

Damn true lol.

[@smurfyday]

Harsh but true.

[@RushWheeler]

Can someone explain the joke?

[@smurfyday]

@@RushWheeler It comes from Game of Thrones. You will ruin a bit of the show if anyone tells you. Better watch it first. Cercei is one of the main characters on the show.

[@generalx13]

@@RushWheeler I'll spoil it for you since the joke is clear from the first episode of Game of Thrones. The actors who played Dane and Ikaris were also 2 of the main characters from GoT, who are brothers. One of the primary antagonists in GoT is named Cersei, who has an issue doing the incest with her twin brother. Hence, Cersei has always had a thing for brothers... It's like a triple entendre.

[@averymerrick]

"Are we sure this isn't a DC Movie?" You hit the nail on the head, Honest Trailers.

[@docsays]

-yup

[@roberthoward9500]

Tone-wise it really did feel like a DC movie. All the characters looked forever miserable.

[@averymerrick]

@@roberthoward9500 Right.

[@gabrieljimenez9762]

I was having this conversation with a friend just yesterday. That is is a Marvelized DCEU movie.

[@7SCRi]

Marvel makes better DCEU movies than Warner

[@mfundobhlabangan911]

Legends will understand that "shaper boi" reference 😂

[@unflexian]

too bad Tupac wasn't in this movie, she still had a few months

[@shreyashrivastava4840]

0:29 WHAT WAS THAT SCENE AGAIN !?

[@dancedj2k2]

Eternal's 2: " Help Kingo find his Dingo". Greatest line ever!

[@pr1vatepiles1]

Scrolled down just for this comment :D

[@oxdorf]

"lets make it happend!" :D

[@nahor88]

lollll.... HT makes a really good point though. Kumail could've not gotten that jacked, and no one would've cared. His character was completely forgettable other than some cheeky 1-liners. Did anyone even notice he wasn't involved in the climactic battle? That aside, he's not even a physical fighter; he uses frikin finger pistols. Thena was way more physical, and I doubt Angelina felt the need to bulk up.

[@ciaralewis5363]

It was the synchronized screeching for me.

[@rainpatch4358]

The potential of the Eternals is limitless if they didn't congest it in a 2hr film introducing 10 characters with backstory who lived for 7,000 Earth years. A series of this would be thrilling, post movie timeline.

[@coleedgecombe5944]

right, they're literally 2,000 years older than odin, and that's only since their last memory wipe, Ajax has been around since before Asgard was even a concept

[@panjimartiandaru3081]

Indeed, after watching the movie, I also thought this should a series instead of a movie. So many background and story they can explore.

[@O1OO1O1]

They don't make a fortune from a series, though.

[@prodigydigit]

yeah! it should’ve been a disney+ series honestly

[@boomboom6577]

Actually I’d have been fine with a longer movie. I think a series would drag on, not enough action.

[@Kompatainment]

Love how positive this trailer turned out to be.

[@Beverly_Dingus]

For real, I actually really enjoyed this movie. Especially because there's obviously so many plotlines about to spawn from it.

[@thesmellofadventure5370]

2:06 “keep all these characters straight” I get it, because Phastos isn’t straight😂

[@majorkira395]

"Look what Kingo did for this film, and you didn't even pop his shirt off?" Agree, 1000%. What a wasted opportunity. What was Marvel thinking?

[@yuukitaiyou]

also him yeeting out of the final fight before it even starts lmao

[@LasTCursE69]

If they hired Jason Statham instead he'd probably be naked for half the film

[@steveking1037]

They (Chloe Zhao) was upset he even did that.

[@chassan10]

I thought it was MCU law for every main actor to show off their abs at least once.

[@chassan10]

Hell, Tom Holland and Chris Hemsworth have both done it 3 times, though I think Tom did it the second and third time just to give his real-life girlfriend a show.

[@bernardboakye8470]

Meet Thena, a warrior who freaks out when she remembers she is Angelina Jolie. This killed me

[@motor4X4kombat]

and that scene wasn't in the script, thats how angelina jolie thinks how toasters work

[@goodsaint_001]

@@motor4X4kombat so she doesn't have toasters in her house? Did brad pitt hide it from her? 😂

[@30noir]

@@goodsaint_001 Think the joke was she has servants bring her toast which I find very believable.

[@Geeketeers]

Forget "THANOS WAS RIGHT" merch, I want a "THE ETERNALS WERE WRONG" shirt 🤣

[@strawberrylatte8742]

''No, you love Daenerys!'' I'm so done 🤣🤣🤣

[@Rivia20]

It’s funny we’ve been giving Wanda crap for Westview since WandaVision came out but this is the first time I’ve ever seen someone bring up the fact that Druig did the same thing on purpose to a whole tribe of people for who knows how long

[@horace6851]

especially that Wanda was mostly unaware what is happening (or in deep denial) and after she fully realized it, she actually stopped. It's like we have this trend now to be sensitive about mental illness and defend people in deep depression for their acts, but then also only focus on the surface of Wanda's actions. Even though the show went to such a length to explain and explore her state of mind.

[@chuckhoyle1211]

I don't think Druig was doing it the whole time. Maybe he was. I don't care. This movie was boring and all the heroes had zero self-confidence except for Thena, who was going crazy, and Discount Superman who was the bad guy for actually doing his job. This movie was written by a philosophy major who got C+s. It tried to be deep, but just kept on going in circles while navel gazing and smelling its own farts.

[@daneroberts1996]

it seems like he was doing it for centuries at least, he must have been like a god to that village

[@TMSokoya]

@@horace6851 Wanda didn't stop straight away, though. It took a few episodes after Monica confronted her for Wanda to finally let everyone go. And Druig at least didn't manipulate the tribe to live out a fantasy he had in his head.

[@horace6851]

@@TMSokoya of course he did. He had a fantasy of a utopian human settlement that had never existed in history. People are violent, it's not great, but they are. He was forcing his will to keep people entrapped "for their own good", just like any dictator.

[@averymerrick]

Throw It In: According to Lauren Ridloff, Makkari's scream was not in the script. She decided to do it in a take and was happy that it made it into the final cut.

[@inevahdie]

Which one is Makkari again?

[@averymerrick]

@@inevahdie The speedy one.

[@assadbenbrahim]

@@averymerrick did she scream?

[@PerovNigma]

@@assadbenbrahim During the final battle on the volcano island.

[@averymerrick]

@@assadbenbrahim Yes.

[@thebard8357]

This video is more entertaining than the movie for me.

[@maggieo]

"Clifford The Big Red God" slayed me!

[@ehongkongwong]

When Jon Snow told Sersei "My family history is complicated," my first thought was "my name is Aegon Targaryen"

[@michaelbuckelew]

He needs a good Dark Knight Joker role into which he can disappear. We hear that voice and see that face, it’s Jon freaking Snow.

[@kimreni]

That's exactly what I whispered to my friend at the cinema :D

[@spderweb]

To be fair, Black Knight is basically the King of the North. Gonna be a medieval sword fighter going up against.... vampires I guess since Blade and him are teaming up.

[@christiang6960]

And then they ignore it for the rest of the movie without mentioning it again ;)

[@Incrediblya]

Thank God I'm not the only one who thought that "complicated family history" was supposed to go like "I was born a royal heir and then I banged my aunt" :D

[@saturnv2419]

This is definitely the most DCEU movie MCU had ever made.

[@colereed7411]

I personally like this movie a lot and don't like dceu movies so I humbly disagree

[@deandremonroe7763]

@@colereed7411 same.

[@ericthemadscientist8357]

yo have you seen the new suicide squad

[@aijaeugene2858]

This is the new MCU get used to it...DCEU making a strong comeback this decade

[@RickyG93]

No wonder why it was so terrible

[@sumitganguly8804]

This honest trailer is better than entire Eternal movie 😂😂

[@josephesquivel4066]

Plus a split second off-screen appearance by the only Vampire other than Dracula that actually makes Vampire franchises relevant in cinema

[@Narniangirl17]

For some reason, the continued 'Druig sucks' joke had me cracking up by the end of the video. Like, he must Really hate Druig to keep saying he sucks every time he comes up lmaoo

[@kylewalker641]

Or he was just repeating the line that Kingo said

[@christianschoff2490]

Dude. I hate Druig too.

[@KajianTemp]

That line stayed with me long after the movie had ended. Kumail just summing up what everyone felt after that first meeting, no sugarcoating, just a plain and simple statement: DRUIG SUCKS.

[@robertcortez4956]

Why does Druig look like Ezra Miller?

[@christianschoff2490]

@@robertcortez4956 thankfully he's not Ezra or else I'd hate Druig instead of just find him annoying.

[@OnyxLee]

They could have told a great story about how they found out that the monsters that they had been trying to kill were intelligent beings that they can agree with.

[@lilitharam44]

Yep, totally gloss over that point, ya know, maybe the Deviants weren't "bad."

[@marknunez5921]

@@lilitharam44 Wouldn’t that be too similar to captain marvel?

[@lilitharam44]

@@marknunez5921 Probably, but they didn't get much screen time anyway.

[@Crimsonnavyking]

@@marknunez5921 It would make sense though, the shapeshifting skrulls in the comics are the deviant version of their species. It would a bit of a tie-in to the rest of the MCU.

[@vashok]

LOL! And then what? People will think problemas can be talked out?

[@spideydew20]

"....to fight creatures who look like your unsorted cable drawer." TRUTH.

[@andersson2003]

This was soooo spot on loooool

[@jordansmith3343]

I still can’t get over how absolutely wrecked earth would be if something that large got half its body through every single layer of earth.

[@drphot6050]

That's Fisti... I mean Science for ya!

[@kevinpope7230]

...and then turned to stone, leaving something close to the size of the moon hanging off the side of the planet. Even if you hand-wave the eruptions away, you're talking about a significant change in the earth's center of gravity. Our rotation would be screwed and we'd be facing a MASSIVE cataclysm. I have no idea how Marvel plans to deal with this in the future, but clearly they didn't think this through.

[@Kuolonen]

@@kevinpope7230 Bold of you to assume they give a toss about the scientific implications. Big bad dead, day saved problems solved, we move on.

[@koalasandwich567]

would love to see the news coverage of that

[@RushWheeler]

@@Kuolonen *Flashbacks to Ant-Man intensify*

[@KodaBvnks]

"Eternal Runtime of the Plotless Grind" has to be one of the most on point names you've given a movie

[@Fly-hv9jh]

@spidey It's a pun on the movie Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

[@P07H34D]

@spidey can you not read?

[@RJBrian]

This is the most honest Honest Trailer that I've seen so far. :)

[@navneethravikumar1860]

I went through Honest Trailers and Pitch Meeting and am surprised no one joked about Sprite being mini Loki, and Icirus being pretty much Homelander.

[@sridharvaishnava9003]

When she remembers she is Angelina Jolie and shouldn’t be sharing the screen time with these nobodies 😂😂😂😂 LMAO

[@FabbyTravy]

that was fucking gold

[@vladthemad2]

To be honest, they really wasted Angelina Jolie in this movie

[@manchesterunitedno7]

@@vladthemad2 They wasted Salma and Kumail in the movie.

[@alexarnaldos4549]

Well, if you take out his character, the movie is the same, so...

[@sridharvaishnava9003]

@@vladthemad2 agree 💯

[@norbucso]

That Harry Styles euphoria with the drop on the floor sound was beyond perfect. 😂😂😂

[@Monie71793]

💯😩🤣🤣

[@joelmole3157]

It was my younger sister's very reaction

[@mango-strawberry]

I don't remember seeing that guy in this movie 🤔

[@mango-strawberry]

Who's he

[@norbucso]

@@mango-strawberry if I'm not mistaken he is a singer. I only know the name. Not a single song. 🤷‍♂️😋

[@burnabee]

I feel so seen by this video 🤧 I literally paused when I realized that Robert Stark and John Snow were fighting over a butch named Sursi.

[@monteleztr.z103]

5:08 has my heart 😭😭😭

[@ladyreverie7027]

LITERALLY the fact there were two GoT actors in love with "Sersei" I just couldn't believe it 🤣🤣🤣

[@arceuslordofcreation8824]

"Three dimly-lit pumps in missionary" They were also doing it on *sand* like, why?! Its coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere! Plus I literally couldn't care less about their 'romance'

[@cameronsitton501]

Also, there was no purpose to it. What would have made it INTERESTING is if they had a lil eternal baby who they had no frame of reference for. "Is it supposed to be turning colors or is it choking?!?" "I DON'T KNOW!"

[@jimtams]

this was really funny, it felt a lot more like the first honest trailers

[@michaelclarkj]

Eternal Runtime of the Plotless Grind is a fantastic game name for this. Brilliant.

[@kingarcthurus1049]

“Debating the trolley problem for 2 and a half hours” I died of laughter

[@master-of-mind5881]

This is one of the funniest meta-burns on any movie that honest trailers has ever produced. The Angeline Jolie commentary about her being out of place is spot on. 😅😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@jacobdrolet4262]

Totally hilarious can’t stop laughing at those lines and titles too. That why I love honest trailer good place to have a laugh or two awesome.

[@Tiaanvanniekerk]

"The Fling in the North!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Excellent...

[@HorrorMetalDnD]

The guy who played Gilgamesh was totally badass in Train to Busan.

[@tasnimgyi8164]

That's why he looked so familiar-

[@stevenscott2136]

He was pretty good at punching things there, too. Korean "Rocky" remake, anyone?

[@mj7087]

I was looking for someone to say this, I'm so glad he's getting high-profile roles

[@-a7181]

Oh thank god i couldn't figure out where I saw him before

[@viddork]

And here was me thinking that was Benedict Wong from _Doctor Strange._

[@Bramblestar9339]

“Debate the trolly problem for 2.5 hours” I’m dying 🤣

[@vickylikesthis]

It's accurate and damn, apparently I am one of those people lol

[@stephenrynerson5530]

Only if the switch operator sends the trolley down your track though!

[@heauxmo2600]

That Harry Styles one caught me so off guard lol

[@ToysOfTheJedi]

Perfect title, well played 👏

[@AJFStudios98]

I personally feel that it might not have been the smartest idea from a marketing standpoint for marvel to introduce characters called variants and characters called deviants within 6 months of each other

[@staceynainlab888]

I actually got confused about that while I was rewatching Eternals and had to remind myself what the word used in Loki was

[@brainlock72]

Considering this movie was supposed to come out BEFORE Loki, and both terms are used in comics and no one has issues there, it might just be you. Btw, those tree people in LotR are called Ents. Gonna fight that movie, too?

[@jamyangpelsang3099]

1:43 that's Don Lee so there should've been some joke about him going from punching zombies in Train to Busan to punching deviants instead

[@MrWizeazz]

He was one of the best things about that movie, such a great film.

[@DavidDHismyname]

He basically punches everything in all his movies and it's great.

[@karloz2722]

That's where I knew him from!

[@GoetiaTV]

Oh dang! I knew he looked familiar.

[@wookie7988]

@@GoetiaTV sameee

[@goldenguardian4407]

It took time to understand, but right now it is clear to me, that Arishem is in fact, the Rhulk. And that fact explains his will to destroy worlds

[@virtual_bomber5698]

"Clifford, the big red dog" for some reason that one got me good. 😀

[@shadowlimit63]

"Oh, right you're in this movie too." I had that exact thought when he showed up during the big final battle

[@TimeBucks]

This wasn't in the script

[@takaetono6773]

this was the best honest trailer in a long time! :D

[@bigsway7062]

Has to be one of the funniest ones yet. Absolutely hilarious

[@DragonZord979]

The best part of this was how you guys drove the point home that you don't like Druig. That had me howling 🤣

[@TippyHippy]

Sometimes I play with my willy and the white stuff comes out

[@steveking1037]

Druig sucks. It's canon.

[@RushWheeler]

I liked Druig the most out of all the Eternals, he honestly didn't get enough screen time tbh. But then again, neither did like 2 thirds of the cast.

[@mykiamoto7145]

@@RushWheeler he and Makkari were the most interesting and least explored characters

[@Friekasoid]

@@TippyHippy is your willy Druig?

[@Macapta]

Honestly I think Druig was my favourite tied with Makari. And their dynamic was the best in the film to.

[@hollywoodshopaholic]

Yup, this was the only dynamic in the movie I could fangirl over lol, they were so cute

[@maartenvandersteen5134]

They were cute together, but Druig still sucks.

[@acgonzales7]

@@maartenvandersteen5134 his power is cool, but in what way does it help vs the deviants? He seems pretty useless in a fight with them.

[@RickyBBlessed]

@@acgonzales7 I guess its for evacuating civilians. But to be honest, seeing how they were designed to fight deviants they could have been a bit more durable or had more combat focused abilities. Outside of Icarus, Thena, Kingo and Gilgamesh the others can barely put down a deviant at best.

[@urooj09]

@@RickyBBlessed they were also there to keep check on humans and help them progress in whatever small amount they can.

[@AngelaSpranger-cl7ti]

Best one yet!

[@andrewkyle2540]

I love these!!!

[@stephenadkins616]

That eternals 2 line almost made me spit my food out i laughed so hard lol. Great job guys.

[@nithinc496]

This has Flash, Superman, Wonder woman and Alfred ! What more of a Justice League can you ask for.

[@lucasbakeforero426]

BATMAN

[@atharvadeshpande4749]

Yeah Eternals have always been a Justice League knock off for Marvel. even in the Comics.

[@vortigan6566]

"Clifford the big red god" I fucking died 😂😂😂

[@Punished_Trump]

Man...the amount of money, time, and brain cells Screen Junkies has saved me is just incalculable

[@Lucky_360]

Can’t believe you guys didn’t make a “SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT” joke for when the celestial’s head appeared in the sky

[@dingross]

I like what you got!

[@elyisus8145]

just the tip

[@mmicb0b]

the guy I saw this with literally made that joke

[@caseycannon1038]

Eternals felt like a "just ok" sequel to a much better movie that never happened.

[@lucaanastasi3437]

I just realised the same

[@BOX3DOUT]

That's Heavy. lol

[@rogueguardian]

That's exactly what I was thinking.

[@3Rayfire]

It's the Whedon cut Justice League mistake, introducing a large number of heroes in a single film instead of building it up over several installments. It really should be a miniseries.

[@johnmartinez7440]

I actually really enjoyed it. Must've been in a good mood. Felt like it at least had a more cohesive and believable plot than Spiderman: No Way Home did.

[@ElGordoBandito]

I haven’t seen a movie this dedicated to wasting your time in a long while. Straight up “Nothing: The Motion Picture”

[@eu6744]

imagine having to go to school for eternity lol. and we thought 12 years was bad🤣🤣

[@AnujKuumar]

Ironically in a movie about literal Gods the most interesting character is a human.

[@mariebourgot4949]

They're not literal gods at all, they're are powerful androids.

[@jflores85]

Yep, I just saw it for Black Knight

[@yuukitaiyou]

The human was so interesting that one of the gods who wanted to become one actually get to become one

[@AnujKuumar]

@@yuukitaiyou Yes...

[@stormborn23]

5:08 lmao this is too accurate. Legit the same reaction from all the reaction channels I've watched when they see Harry walking in. Well, maybe, except the fainting.

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

Can you explain, please? Is it the actor or character?

[@retest6658]

I burst myself when the narrator said The fling in the north 🤣

[@benabramowitz18]

In honor of the Cincinnati Bengals reaching the Super Bowl, please say “Kitty goes meow!”