If Theme Parks Were Honest - Honest Ads (Disneyland, Six Flags Parody)

[@sabrielpaula4400]

Can you really put a price on family memories? ..We CAN!! Ain't that the truth.

[@datura9441]

Yee

[@malachirichardson6852]

I died at that part

[@datura9441]

@@malachirichardson6852 *reviving noices*

[@gj8683]

And what wonderful memories they'll be! Ha-ha!

[@cordbox]

I literally saw this comment right at the moment he said it

[@nickc4032]

Hour long waits for minute long rides.

[@Falme88]

Nick Camacho so basically like going to a nightclub?

[@2Tall_Powerlifting]

Falme88 lol

[@stephans1990]

this is probably the only valid complaint about theme parks in this entire video.

[@keingdougie24]

Schnitzel_Stephan crazy thing, I read an article about that human trafficking bit... it's definitely a thing

[@noxabellus]

Title of your sex tape

[@FreeStyle786]

“...we literally designed these places to be hard to leave” 💯 Trying to find an exit in an amusement park is like going on a Jumanji trip

[@bakersfieldiceshop4673]

Bryan Bundy bruh every amusement park you leave where you entered from how is it hard to find an exit.

[@FreeStyle786]

@@bakersfieldiceshop4673 brauuuhmph, parks can have multiple exits... finding the one you came from might not be too easy when you're exhausted af and have to tread though a maze the size of a small town with only the shitty 'Where's Waldo-esk' map they give you

[@FunkyStudios]

Bryan Bundy animal kingdom be like

[@GirtonOramsay]

I used to work at universal studios and occasionally found "guests" (aka nice name for customers) in the employee dining hall because they got so lost. A few were shocked by the cheap ass prices that employees paid for lunch (like $3 for chicken tenders meal) lol

[@darkchild4neverever]

They design casinos in a similar way. Not as much about exits but more so that you have no sense of time. No clocks or windows to know where the sun is at. Free coffee and some will spend the weekend there and leave broke.

[@jasonbrown4526]

"The same architects that created the prison system." I'll never think about theme parks in the same way.

[@cozylime_2006]

Me neither

[@laurafandino9783]

Is that a real fact)

[@andersoncheif2836]

@@laurafandino9783 Yup & it's sick in a huge way smh

[@hectorandem2944]

@Rick O'Shay "It's like crack - they come back" 🤔

[@IrvingIV]

@@laurafandino9783 Yes indeed! The show 60 minutes did an excellent piece on it, only 13 minutes long! kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4DQlINvqLKqf6c

[@oliverhilton6086]

When you’re so good at your role as a husk of a venture capitalist that you can rock the Disney moustache freakishly well

[@rottenredhead6009]

Yas

[@AverageUnknownMain]

Got the ad for the game on this video

[@richrich01876]

¹1

[@rabbitskipper4454]

This was the best way to trash Disney without dealing with the legal ramifications of being sued.

[@grantrobbins68]

He even looks like walt Disney

[@robertcarmosino6563]

Plus buying up all franchises and fvckin that up ... No original ideas, get woke go broke $$$$$$$$$

[@spencerconway5468]

Robert Carmosino yeah Disney really fucked up Star Wars.

[@brokenking5044]

Are we just dismissing that Florida is intentionally making Abusement Parks more and more unsafe do to the cost of Safety Regulations? They Lobby (or spend money in Congress) just to be allowed to have more freedom (That Florida already ILLEGALLY allows to "certain" parks) to do MORE illegal and illicit activity!

[@itssoobvious4027]

Went to Disneyland's Star Wars Exhibit , It was a waste of time :/ Save your money, everyone, on something more productive !!!!

[@hepatitissi6331]

Roger looks like he wants to give me an offer I can't refuse

[@aceboogie8986]

😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍

[@fixafix69]

He's actually dresses to look like Walt Disney

[@runi5413]

It's a Sicilian message. It means Walt Disney sleeps with the fishes.

[@AwesomeBlossomLegend]

Don't worry Mac Tonight, I'll make my way towards golden light before he makes the offer

[@whatswronglmao6868]

@@runi5413 daum bro that was actually a really good one

[@14hereigo]

As someone who USED to be a Walt Disney theme park employee this is very accurate.

[@invaderzim1265]

Sheesh....😬 Still holds true to this day huh....??😶

[@chriskazaam896]

Hah hah I still remember how our fat aspiring-actress roommate drove back home to Washington after years slaving it at Disneyland loading costume heads

[@ChickenPizza]

@@invaderzim1265 Nothing ever changes.

[@Lynthari]

Sympathies that must have been hell.

[@AJ42K]

Glad to know an employee who worked at Disney admitted to it.

[@reaperzone85]

Roger dressed up like Walt Disney is magical.

[@ragnaroksora8129]

you!!!

[@deathlegionair]

And it's real.. seriously, working there is kinda... horrible.

[@aliciab33]

MaskOf Reason: No. That was reported by The DailyFail, and even searching it shows story links on places like stormfront and ontd with no cast member confirming. People that peddle that are the same conspiracy theory basement dwellers that say Walt was a nazi, since even joking about all this makes one pretty antisemitic at worst and ignorant at best.

[@jkutiye87]

Alicia B lmao cute so I worked there last summer/fall for the Disney College Program and yes it is terrible and yes his family did help Nazis after WWII. Yes, they are grossly underpaid and through the program they take a shit ton of money back out of the paychecks each week for bullshit. Don't hide behind your childhood please, you look ridiculous.

[@MegPank]

I applied for the Disney College Program, but I wasn't selected. I guess I dodged a bullet?

[@iamstuckwiththisnameforalo6856]

This dude is honestly gonna make me hate everything.

[@fenris8179]

I already hated everything, just needed someone to summarise why! :-))

[@fenris8179]

@hussain ali The Mecca is a giant distraction park. Nothing spiritual there.

[@CooKieFigHt11]

Fenris religion of kid fuckers and woman beater stoning little kids

[@mayhair]

@@CooKieFigHt11 Ironically, Islamophobia is supported by big politicians getting attention by misleading their supporters. And life can be lived in many ways... you cannot describe it. You choose how you live it... you can be a bootlicker to the bourgeoisie, or you could organise a revolution against them. Most choose the former as it is easier, but the latter has a greater benefit in the long run. And besides, it is stupid to be making arguments about religons. Just let people live how they want...

[@CooKieFigHt11]

MahaerHD: Rebooted ‘let people live how they want’ No. Not when they hurt the rights of other third party people

[@vasiliymedvedev1532]

did he say abusement park?

[@datura9441]

Yee

[@leonardovaldivia5200]

@@datura9441 Una llama llama a su amiga llama para que disfrute de las llamas de la fogata mientras sus papás llamas lo llaman para que empiese a asar losmalvaviscos en las llamas de la fogata.

[@iicircuit9270]

wait what lol

[@datura9441]

@@iicircuit9270 :0

[@datura9441]

@@shinylux1367 bravo :0 :v

[@joelbizzell1386]

Family meltdowns is actually one of my favorite attractions at Disney World. 🤣

[@VV-nw4cz]

Is it worth the ticket price?

[@joelbizzell1386]

@@VV-nw4cz Totally. It's the People Zoo.

[@hauntedvoice526]

@@VV-nw4cz probably not cheapest ticket over 100 bucks and that doesn't include if you want to stay at one of thier expensive af hotel rooms

[@silverblade357]

I'll never forget seeing some family have this passionately angry argument a couple years back over their nostalgia not being fulfilled. Apparently, all the actors should know where one another is at all times!

[@joelbizzell1386]

@@silverblade357 Well, one thing I cannot abide is people being dicks to the cast members. They can rip each other to shreds for all I care. But even the easiest jobs at Disney are an uphill fight. Poor bastards. Standing there in the Florida heat, dealing with overexcited kids and asshole parents while keeping a smile. Those people are underpaid.

[@Officialmysticwoman]

*grabs sunscreen* $29.99!? Either that or skin cancer 😄 ACCURATE AF

[@itschris1364]

@@benjamindibb2538 Sunscreen is still incredibly important when doing out in the sun for an extended period of time

[@Tiikeo]

Lucas V. B. The safe ones 100% do work and won’t kill you 😂

[@Stinkee1129]

Or yknow, bring your own sunscreen from home. Or go to a nearby store. The Target near Disney World wasn't crowded and had regular prices

[@axtra9561]

Well, im black

[@lonewolfe5960]

Or you just just plan your trip ahead... and buy sunscreen before you get to the theme park....

[@milkcollins4764]

Youve got fake cartoon princess on your resume, now thats magic.. Thats magic alright.

[@bacwoodsgospel6879]

Read this as he said it.

[@Madanimajneb]

He said "thick cartoon princess"

[@Gamer_Mama_0611]

@@Madanimajneb "You've got fake cartoon princess" fake not thick. Listen with earphones. Fake makes sense on account of how the title is fake and therefore inapplicable to applying for any other job.

[@AJ42K]

That just made me chuckle. Just hearing it.

[@Kenneth2413]

Plus he forgot to mention how it's against their rules for someone that they have dressed up as a character to talk about being that character on social media or acknowledge that the outside world exists when in character in the park.

[@t3m4t0r68]

your grandparents have to pay full adult price even though they won't go on any rides

[@BrunoBerryhoneybuns1370]

Mrdoh68 then leave their old asses at home. Wtf would they want to go anyway.

[@TheAngeliquecruz]

i'm guessing youre one of those people that bring their entire damn family on vacation. do me a favor and never come to new york. i promise you arent welcome here including your slowwwwww ass grandparents who walk slower than snails and stop in the middle of a busy sidewalk to look up in the air for no reason. because WOW TIMES SQUARE GIANT ADVERTISEMENT wide eyed idiot tourists who block the sidewalks when im trying to get to work on time.

[@I_like_turtles_67]

Angelique Cruz then give yourself more time to get to work.

[@coolnobodycares]

Angelique Cruz Lol like you were going to get to work on time anyways. How anyone can live in that shit town is beyond me but apparently millions of people manage.

[@pikachulove5468]

Angelique Cruz XD you guys need police men to work the sidewalks in New York. When I went there on a field trip. I walked almost jogging with my little legs so I didn't get in the way of people. But I still bumped into others standing in the way. Believe me or not, these people were from the area but didn't care because I don't know.. xD they just said. this is New York get these kids outa here to my teachers lol. So understandably there should be a safe way to navigate the city without bumping into tourists or fellow yorkies. :p lol I'm evil!

[@hubris_ssb]

They forgot that the express pass only cuts like 10 minutes cause every one gets it. The only reason its still faster because they let 10 express on for ever 1 regular line person.

[@QntraMiiys]

Actually in the Movie park Germany you can save an hour with it. But i never bought it

[@brandonfeole6336]

You can now buy different levels of express passes at certain parks (like six flags in illionois). They have the express pass and the express pass gold or something like that.

[@joshkirkfield]

In disneyworld you can get a VIP guide and literally skip every single line, you can seriously do the same ride twice in a row, it only costs your entire life savings

[@TWEAKLET]

the pass you really want is my friend in a wheel chair pass front of the line every time for parties with a handicapped person they even include mentally disabled in that

[@notthesamecc1927]

sometimes the regular line is shorter

[@samuelobeng6266]

“I haven’t eaten in three weeks” That got me dying 😭🤣

[@annak804]

Samuel Obeng actually happens unfortunately

[@saintgospelrap]

I think it really got her dying lol

[@WABBNMedia]

The non reporting of deaths , is what shocked me !

[@dominickjustave3558]

Same

[@FallenPhoenix86]

Doesn't it hit the news as soon as it happens? Its not like you can keep people from noticing a roller coaster crashed in front of them...

[@tonyuriostegui2914]

Your more likely to die going to a theme park then dying on a roller coaster

[@fatcat1250]

@@tonyuriostegui2914 Likely because you're only on a roller coaster for minutes and you're on the road for the greater majority of your life, unless you're a shut in.

[@mmoarchives2542]

when you're disney, not only is it easy to lobby government, it's just as easy to spread false reports that non-disney rides is unsafe, then launch an ad campaign claiming disney is the safest in the world, it's why six flags went broke

[@blastinus3714]

One slight correction, I used to work for Six Flags, and I can attest that we performed safety tests for rides at the start of every day. Doing test runs, checking all the failsafes, that kind of thing. The park itself was indeed a cheap facade with low wages, labyrinthine layouts and overpriced everything, but at least we were safety-conscious.

[@jkutiye87]

Blastinus Disney was the same, maybe its a jab at Hershey Park or something smaller.

[@zeep32696]

Blastinus Its talking about third party tests done at a fixed time that go farther to check the rides. An example: you, the worker, can clean that restaurant you work at 100 times a day but an inspector should still come in and check it for hazards.

[@AdamZacharyGaming]

What park was this?

[@AdamZacharyGaming]

Jade Jackson No, for any ride these regulations are required from park and manufacturer. The whole illusion of roller coasters being unsafe is ridiculous.

[@jkutiye87]

Blastinus Oh ok, that's interesting then

[@seameology]

I had a coworker who was an intern at Disneyworld. She called me crying, wanting to escape prison.

[@GHC3]

Did she even paid or get lunch breaks, how bad was it? I was curious about their "prestigious internship program" and if that really made a difference professionally

[@ezekielanderson9055]

If the work is that bad, why work there? Even McDonalds sounds better than working at a theme park

[@pilotvc]

Lol yeah right 😅

[@vgtrp]

@@ezekielanderson9055 Sometimes it’s the only job you can get.

[@Zerpersande]

She was only a prisoner of her desire to succeed at life without having made the necessary effort to learn a skill or properly educate herself to use her mind.

[@StephanieManley]

You know what's sad? They stopped making these videos!

[@thefatguythatweighs300poun2]

Yeah these videos are gold

[@greatregret8416]

EganDoesCoasters what do you mean? I find these videos entertaining and get get curious enough to actually search if these thing are true

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa964]

@@EgansChannel shut

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa964]

@@EgansChannelshut

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa964]

@@EgansChannel shut

[@lonelybachelorcocktails3343]

If you go to an amusement park alone you can get to the front of the line faster. It pays not having friends.

[@KrustyChumBucket]

LonelyBachelorCocktails nah how it works is u get separated before riding but everyone can get on that line

[@user-yz2mm3zy8h]

LonelyBachelorCocktails that's just saying you want to be next to a stranget

[@DrewberTravels]

Most people are willing to wait instead of sitting next to the creepy guy by himself.

[@endy9059]

I go with family and we still use the Single Rider lines. Not quite as short as fast pass but much shorter than the regular line.

[@jaggerra7]

Yep, I go with friends but then do the single rider thing on a lot of the rides. The rides that are slower and you can actually talk with each other while on them, I stick with the group. I get to ride so many more times then my friends who stick together for everything. I go to ride rides, not to stand in lines chatting which can be done anywhere at any time. If people can't handle sitting next to a stranger on an amusement ride, then that's on them and their own antisocial issues. I look at it as a chance to socialize with new people, nothing better for a bonding experience then shrieking together while plummeting down a track on a rollercoaster. Lol.

[@nswiese]

There seems to be a theme here...

[@theresidentevilafter]

Nater a park theme so to say

[@AvangionQ]

Yeah, corporate scumbags making ill-gotten profits off of people's misery ... 💸

[@SleepingPepper]

The profits aren't ill gotten, they are obtained legitimately through capitalism. If anyone is to blame, its the customers.

[@maddin95k1]

No one is forced to work there, no one is forced to spend their money there. They don´t make money just because they are greedy but because they offer a product that people want. Pure greed and selfishness doesn´t get you anywhere if you can´t find someone that pays you. That does not mean that this video is pointless. They are offering a service that informes you about the quality of a product. You don´t pay for this service with money but with your time watching ads or through information about your intrests that makes the same ads more effective.

[@coreysimpson9932]

That's true maddin95k1.

[@imperiumcommentingnetwork4677]

"you just want to hug meeee" me: "run, just run"

[@imperiumcommentingnetwork4677]

@B Ball either way, run

[@Himmyjewett]

@Travis Jackson you did WHAT

[@sergiowinter5383]

@Travis Jackson sus

[@nightcat569]

if youtubers were honest

[@nightcat569]

0222

[@forresttilghman9008]

Map Rose greed to sum it up as well.

[@crispybacon4240]

"Hi, I'm Roger - wait..." "Hang on..."

[@BizyGi]

Are they actually doing this? I'll sub just to see that.

[@forresttilghman9008]

Richard Tanguay that most don't act the way they do on here only on putting on a character. most others aren't really caring people even towards they sub/ fan base. most do it for money and make videos over a length of time for it. etc etc. basically KZbin is like tv now.

[@tucosalamanca2580]

Roger is looking like GODFATHER.

[@hadbetterdays8118]

More like walt Disney or some Mexican character

[@presidentbanana4536]

All of them

[@Jaig_Eyes77]

"I'll make you a magical offer you can't refuse" - Walt Disney

[@mercentperrault]

That's exactly what I thought in the first three seconds. 😂

[@marihawley]

Roger looks like Walt Disney's pervy brother that would hit on all the princesses.

[@LegendaryLeonard]

*Starving interns

[@noxabellus]

** looks like Walt Disney. FTFY

[@dinisnascimento4929]

he is

[@DoReMi123acb]

Are you sure you're not talking about me?

[@snatchadams69]

Mari Hawley Milt Disney..

[@crazychristopher1989]

Roger: "My family friendly theme park is a magnet for illicit activities such as drug trades, gun rings and sexual predators."

[@elizabethsmith7224]

Is that really ture of the Disney parks though??

[@crazychristopher1989]

Sadly yes. They even had sexual predators working in theme parks. Disney World is one of them.

[@greenearthblueskies8556]

Elizabeth Smith perverts retire in Florida, because of heme parks

[@exothermal.sprocket]

Not to mention the overt subliminal sex and occult themes in Disney movies.

[@eansba88-]

@@exothermal.sprocket how can something be both overt, and subliminal? Are those not contradictory to one another?

[@danield8528]

Lmao all these videos are making me lose faith in everything 😂😂

[@inyahuahitrustmd9114]

Good wake up and repent. Turn to Yahushuah. All of it belongs to Satan anyway.

[@thefoxfrenzy]

@@inyahuahitrustmd9114 Inuyasha?

[@winnerwinner9194]

U had faith to begin with??? 🤤

[@gustarddonut1452]

marie D say Jesus you dimwit piece of garbage

[@mikiestrada1229]

Lose faith in Capitalism

[@paingain100]

Next you should do an if Amazon were honest commercial

[@DebbieGonzales823]

paingain100 don’t you bring amazon into this!

[@DebbieGonzales823]

Lol

[@livjotsingh1833]

Mommin’ Made Easy lol did u know amazon had over 600 ambulances called to their warehouses in 3 years? They often don’t let workers use the bathroom & I read they once threatened a pregnant woman to stand for 10 hours with no bathroom break. Definitely google it

[@aldairlara5582]

@@livjotsingh1833 Sounds about right

[@renierbonthuyzen9703]

paingain100 next he should do..... IF TRUMP WAS HONEST!!!!!

[@flaminglemons4090]

The part he left out is that you'll spend a total of 20 minutes having fun in this theme park out of an entire day here.

[@Kunjesvari]

In 30-45 second increments 😅

[@uni4rm]

Walt Disney used to ride his rides and change the timings to make them more enjoyable. Todays parks design the timings to a formula that crams the most amount of people through a ride at the bare minimum of safety regulations. And if the ride breaks down then you have the joy of sitting there for up to an hour while they decide they should let you off or not while the tech is at another site fixing another broken down ride.

[@analyticalhabitrails9857]

Lol!! Man i couldnt handle it especially when its not cloudy and rays of the sun melting you alive! You come down, your shirt is sweaty, your pants sweaty, your boxers sweaty, your feets sweaty, your socks sweaty, just sweating all over the car seat heading home.

[@cellulardecay9520]

When I was a kid (in 1988) my family and I waited 2.5 hours in line for Star Tours at D-Land. I'm still traumatized.

[@mattm7798]

Yeah I remember the first time I rode space mountain...i was like "that's it...i waited for that?". Disneyland though is so well branded you can enjoy the park itself without alot of the rides.

[@princessmarlena1359]

“I had a bad experience on this ride, once. I threw up!”

[@ErikZmusic]

Roger looks like a Mexican knock off of Walt Disney.

[@burningmisery]

All he really needs is a decent accent. He would also be great with a Joe Pesci accent and mannerisms (i.e. baseball bats to the face).

[@MsStarbright84]

Duh that's what they were going for.

[@Ophanimswatchoverme]

Erik Z 😆😆😆😆

[@grimmaura9689]

Rogriguez

[@Xixo]

Mas bien parece un Walt Disney gringo

[@alklazaris3741]

I actually had an interview at Disney for an internship in one their media design companies. I asked them "What are the chances of me landing a job here after my internship?" to which they replied, "Zero, you get the experience and we get the labor."

[@stephenking5852]

Alklazaris sounds your interviewer was looking out for you

[@arlynsmith07]

Well if it isn’t PAIDED internship why would you expect to make any money??....I’m sure you know the definition of internship.

[@rcairforceone]

That's probably the most honest job interview ever.

[@hymedudesilva5376]

Free labor for a multi billion dollar Corp so lame.buncha suckers

[@thekmfdmmachine3919]

@@arlynsmith07 you're a moron. Wait, im sorry... but why are you so defensive? Are you working a shill internship for Mr Mouse as i type. Hang in there its Great experience. Hope you're not a good looking twink or you'll possibly get an extra special "internship" with an executive. As if Disney needs free labor ? That is truly a sick joke. Praying upon young people like that really puts the whole magic kingdom in prospective.

[@reneadinaro8183]

Can you really put a price on family memories? WE CAN! It's a hundred bucks! Hilarious!

[@fitybux4664]

I love how Disneyland's single day ticket is actually up to $179/day. 😆 (Plus tax!)

[@lilyhawthorne1196]

​@@fitybux4664also not including your 25 dollar pizza slice

[@fitybux4664]

@@lilyhawthorne1196 I wasn't kidding about it being up to $179/day. But I see pizza costs up to $8.99/slice. (or, that was all I could find.) Plus a drink, of course, lol. Plus tax.

[@astridediva]

“Can you put a price on family memory ? We can” . 😂😂 I had to subscribe !!

[@swamdono]

2017 Theme Parks: "We've become the forefront of corporate greed and self-interest" 2019 Gaming Industry: Hold my lootbox

[@godzillavkk]

Crybaby.

[@wvu05]

1:10 is why I go to the smaller amusement parks. It's a much better deal to pay less than $100 to have a fun day with my daughter and small enough lines to get to do pretty much everything they have there than pay thousands of dollars to ride four or five rides and spend the rest of the day waiting in line.

[@analyticalhabitrails9857]

You go to a six flag or disney they'll cram with rest and you get off as quick. Theres a line waiting to for their turn next.

[@daves2520]

He should have mentioned the $25 parking fee with the option to pay $50 if you want to park a little closer. Sounds like a deal to me.

[@Lil_Angry_Bitch]

More like $30 parking

[@Nopestillasecret5944]

"I'm ready for my cryogenic nap" Holly reference! This is the most genius way to end the video

[@Paperbisonmaker]

"In their functions, Disney World and prisons are miles apart. But they share an unsettling similarity in the ethos behind their structural design. "

[@freedomfest2741]

Sounds like a pure Disney commercial, the only thing they left out, Disney-- family friendly, but we guarantee to send your parents into bankruptcy.

[@renierbonthuyzen9703]

Dude. If you can't afford it, don't complain about it. I go to Disney every year, mostly followed or preceded by a Disney cruise.

[@freedomfest2741]

@@renierbonthuyzen9703 I can afford, but unlike you I don't want to see the same thing over and over and over and over again, that is why I travel to different places every year, you should try it sometime.

[@johnfoltz8183]

You have to set an oil field on fire to pay to go to Disney world or Universal.

[@renierbonthuyzen9703]

Thomas kees Ha ha ha... you have no idea about my lifestyle.... Do you think I only have one holiday a year. I travel all over the world, but I never go somewhere and complain about the price. That is my point.

[@cashuflakbreakdancer]

@@renierbonthuyzen9703 who the hell wants to do the same boring as shit every year? Let alone fucking Disneyland.

[@seameology]

Love Roger's Walt Disney look.

[@lowrider9398]

I love Roller Coasters, but they have it's ups and downs.

[@ajinsato9389]

Lowrider9398 . That was so funny, i forgot to laugh.

[@xxxdroidmonkeyxxx]

"...but they have *their* ups and downs."

[@dinisnascimento4929]

*slow clap*

[@corelinian]

I🤢🤢

[@deleteduser733]

Lowrider9398 haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 😩

[@Wadley225]

Right at the end he mentions "cryogenic nap" - like Disney! I love how this video is a slam on Disney and their obscenely high prices. Saying it without saying it!! :)

[@erikbou3092]

Wow, Roger looks great.

[@jujevior9386]

Erik Bou Roger is now a mexico. His new name is Rodrigo.

[@Megramia288]

Erik Bou I'm sorry but "is now a Mexico" is so hilariously stupid

[@deleteduser733]

Erik Bou he looks like the godfathet

[@ryanseacrest8700]

Erik Bou Roger looks like Mario from Super Mario series

[@Nightstick24]

How does one become "a Mexico?" I'm honestly curious!

[@mrmingsun]

My wife wanted to draft me and my kids to Disneyland for my son's 10th birthday after enduring a really long flight of which I knew it's going to be boring as he'll when we get there, not to mention the jet lag. And she wants to call it a birthday present. Covid maybe tragic, but it saved me and my kids. Thanks Roger, your ad is so honest. Which kid have fun anyway. Long queues, frightening rides that you can't wait to finish, sun shining on you, craving for expensive soft drinks all day and blah blah blah.

[@indigowells]

"Stop texting and enjoy your family's company!" Man I was saying that to my Mom and Sister the whole time we were at Universal and Disney World. Funny how me, the 19 year old, has to say that to his parent and Sister whos 21, lol.

[@tonyp.bahama9368]

Maybe your company just sucks

[@indigowells]

@@tonyp.bahama9368 Aha! Right you are sir! I don't live with them anymore, no need to be edgelord!

[@ledflaplin2001]

19 and 21 year olds going to Disney? Go to Vegas or Europe. Who the hell wants to go to a place aimed at 5 year olds?

[@indigowells]

@@ledflaplin2001 I agree, fun fact I didn't want to go. I knew it would be a waste of time. It was last year in July 2018. Also Vegas as a 19 Year old (I'm 20 now) isn't really a place I can go to since you need to be 21 to do a lot of things there to begin with, Europe. Hell yeah. But they decided to waste tons of money on a trip none of us enjoyed.

[@jonahstein3034]

I have kind of grown away from amusement parks. I'm 18.

[@barryf5479]

I have a ticket book for D-Land from the sixties. It cost a little under $4.00 for a child to go. Now they have "cheap tickets" that they're advertising for only $125.00. All of this to stand in line with a bunch of sweaty, coughing and screaming participants. No thankey.

[@tinsote7176]

It wasn’t that cheap even back then. Admission to the park was a low $4 but admission to the attractions were a separate charge.

[@barryf5479]

@@tinsote7176 That was the price on the child's ticket book. A through E tickets. I still have the book. I used to live about 10 miles from Disneyland.

[@cindymichel4870]

​@@barryf5479Yes, those were the good days! I was the baby of the family so I got my siblings A tickets and they took my E tickets. 😂.

[@VladTheImpalerTepesIII]

"You have fake cartoon princess on your resume, now that's magic."

[@MichaelBryce1125]

TBH, whoever created this series is a DAMN GENIUS!

[@analyticalhabitrails9857]

I once always wanted to go to disney whrn i was a kod even in my teens, BUT NOW im so glad i never did visit them nor gave them any of my hard earned cash.

[@MichaelBryce1125]

@@analyticalhabitrails9857 why is that

[@paulstallings1177]

As a former Disneyland "castmember" (Disney BS for employee), I can say that this is mostly in fitting with everything I had seen or heard during my couple of years as an "attraction host" (ride operator). I can't speak on the human trafficking part, but the rest was pretty spot on.

[@jkutiye87]

Paul Stallings omg lucky, I worked in QSFB

[@ProletariatPrince]

Paul Stallings Well if you think about it amusement parks are a hub of unsupervised children and young people on their first time out alone or in small groups. So from a certain perspective it probably is a quite popular place for predators. But still... If people were really conatantly disapearing outside themeparks you would think there would be a bit more publicity... And if there isnt maybe there should be...

[@wildcatste]

I live in Orlando. Not much of the trafficking is of kids on vacation but foreigners being trafficked in. Their biggest customers are dads on vacations with their families. The dads sneak away supposedly for a drink or something but are really going to pay for prostitution. So the predators are often family men. In this way whenever there are busts it's easy to avoid disney. News reports are just about men on vacation with their families getting caught going to a prostitution ring that has foreign minors.

[@FREEDRAULIS]

+Princess Ameatia You would think, but human trafficking is one of those things people don't like to talk about. There are more slaves today than there ever have been in all of history. When was the last time you heard a well known politician talk about combating human trafficking? It's one of those things everyone knows is there but pretends like it isn't.

[@arcanondrum6543]

I did some digging and even spoke with a counselor on the issue : Number one person who molests children? The father of the child (followed by a different parent or guardian). I've no doubt that large parks have influence on stories that get out but what I wrote is statistically correct, including the porn.

[@maiwei]

I live close to Universal Studios Japan and hot damn never go during holidays. Three hour lines for the roller coasters. Instead I like going during weekdays and only wait like 20 minutes. Amazing.

[@kbcinmedusn]

I love the Walt Disney moustache! Nice touch!

[@skunkbrains5656]

I wish they mentioned how utterly disgusting the costumes can get, and what happens to people inside them. I was forced to wear a mascot costume to help out for a dance in HS since I was caught with a can of spray paint in my bag, which was against the rules because graffiti. Our gym had AC, and giant fans. I had to take off the suit every 45 minutes to chug a bottle of water and piss to not die. I felt like shit for the next three days and my parents forced me to go see the doctor.

[@nightlite1999]

I'm watching this at Disneyland! True story.

[@somesh8376]

🤗👏😂

[@Morenitto89]

Lmaooooo

[@snowfreeze]

John Gutzman put your phone down, like the mom says! 😂

[@1996koke]

John Gutzman stop using the phone and enjoy your family's company

[@usakira428]

He at work

[@EricChamplin]

Not sure why this was recommended to me but I 100% agree with this Walt Disney imposter :)

[@thecrippledpancake9455]

Eric Champlin He said his name was Roger

[@supashep1]

Disney owns 90% of all your childhood memories

[@rexmortem7927]

Skankhunt 42 and 50% of your adult memories.

[@vasectomyfail442]

not mine, i was a looney tunes kid. the only disney movie i like is song of the south

[@rexmortem7927]

Playfulpanthress um if you're like most people than yea they do ever watch star wars, anything by marvel, anything by touchstone(Armageddon, Lincoln, the Sister Act, The Nightmare Before Christmas), anything fron ABC, ESPN, A&E, Lifetime, and more. The fact is they own a good chunk of the media we watch and are continuing to grow. also Don Bluth worked with Disney alot.

[@QDJW]

Vasectomy Fail that's concerning lmao

[@xavierproman]

Not me, I never watch Disney.

[@JohnJApanovitch]

I love how he dressed up as Mr. Disney. That was a very nice touch, and I noticed it right as the video started. What a hilarious channel by the way!

[@TheTrueLeafless]

If society would be honest about Internship - You pretty much learn nothing about the actual job or if it won't be aknowledged - You pretty much need to do it (seems to be the general consensus of society) - You pretty much get treated sub-human - You pretty much work longer than the common employee - You get paid no money and need to pretty much carry the expenses connected to it yourself All together it is the modern form of slavery, just that you get neither food nor a sleeping place.

[@cristobalgarces1675]

TheTrueLeafless Depends on the internship. Most engineering internships are paid. As with other STEM internships.

[@pnutbutternjelo]

engineering internships are practically jobs with wages higher than an average full time American worker... probably should've paid attention in math class

[@MJKW24]

TheTrueLeafless: Pretty much.

[@firemaker22]

When you said society did you mean just america? Here in canada, wether ur an intern, part time or full time you get paid for the hours. The only time I didnt get paid on the job (auto mechanic) was when I did a 3 week practicum to gain experience but I was going to tech school at the same time

[@casperr1299]

I would never do an unpaid internship. . fuck that. I got bills to pay

[@Tatertots98]

Now I'm not so jealous of people who've gone to Disneyworld and Disneyland

[@agentsquid9079]

I went to Disneyland three times in my life. The last one was last summer. I remember it was hot.. lines were long.. food was extremely over-priced and for some reason my entire family all agreed that everything about it sucks now. The stormtroopers were cool, but that’s about it. Nothing else really magical about it anymore.

[@jimthar17]

Don't be. It's over rated as fuck and not worth the time or money. It's 3 hour lines for 2 minute rides and 8 dollar bottles of water after you've paid a hundred and fifty dollars PER PERSON just to get in. You'd have a better time at any amusement park without the words Disney or Universal in front of it. Especially parks that are not in Florida or California. Plus most of those parks have better roller coasters anyway.

[@princessmarlena1359]

I loved it in the 80s and the early 90s when I went to the Disneyland park in California, when I lived 45 minutes away (traffic permitting). But by the late 90s, it was showing signs of age and then by the early 2000s, and 2010s it was just terrible. I moved out of California in 2018, and my new home is a day’s drive or an hour’s flight to Walt Disney World, but I don’t plan to go there any time soon.

[@Wythaneye]

I've been to Disney World. You've missed nothing.

[@sleightofmind2016]

"Sorry folks, the park’s closed. The moose out front should’ve told you."

[@cam_xx9913]

Dude, all the shade that was being thrown is unreal. Even when he was dressed like Walt😂

[@seankauder9721]

I love how hard Roger is trying to not get sued by Disney. "I'm ready for my cryogenic nap" lmao

[@SeanVplayer]

I lived near both Knott's Berry Farm and Disneyland when I was a kid. Knott's had free admission, (back then anyways). For a while I lived so close to Disneyland we would watch the nightly fireworks from our porch, it got So OLD that even now I don't really enjoy a fireworks show. As late as the early '70's you could still get into Disneyland for a $2 general admission. This was a bargain to me since the rides weren't that big a deal for me. I always had plenty of the old alphabet tickets for rides that were left behind by relatives that came to California for a visit and gave us their leftover tickets before heading back east. The real attraction for me was being able to see top performers play for just $2. I used to go and see Buddy Rich, Blue Mitchell, Maynard Ferguson, Louis Bellson, and a lot of other top name jazz artists. And growing up near Knott's was also a benefit. It was THE hang out place in Orange County in the '50's, '60's and '70's. Everyone would just cruise through. But both parks changed, and Disney of course became prohibitively priced. A place that once was available to go and enjoy yourself became too expensive and uncomfortable to visit. Knott's is still semi-reasonably priced, and has some good rides as well.

[@thewitness7147]

Thanks, now I dont feel so bad about my abusive alcoholic father never taking me to disney.

[@descythiathehoodless3495]

The Witness To be completely honest, I was thinking the same thing

[@psquared04]

I feel better about that fact that I will almost certainly never take my family there. Long-ass car ride or super-expensive air fare plus insane ticket prices? No thanks. I'll just drive a bit away to a perfectly acceptable (and less crowded) theme park for a fraction of the cost.

[@KeithApp]

Never understood the huge appeal with Disneyland. it's fake, overpriced and devoid of real culture. if heading to US, why not take your family to Washington DC instead. it's a great city full of history and most of the attractions are actually free!

[@slytherinsu]

The Witness I've never been on a ride/ amusement park if that makes you feel better. I'm sorry about your father

[@mhs7219]

Yup totally get you I remember those Mondays at school where my classmates would talk about their fun weekends while I was stuck at home with my dysfunctional family..... I guess I wasn't missing out on much hmmm....?

[@trackgg586]

Well, this hasn't aged well. I mean, the prices in the Star Wars park are way over what this vid describes 😁

[@utubeaya]

If dentists were honest ...something suspicious about them 🤔

[@mikeaft3585]

plums

[@skrdykatjunior6125]

Dentists are the WORST

[@camelopardalis84]

There's actually a video like that on the channel now.

[@utubeaya]

@@camelopardalis84 oh man this was years ago , what's funny is I now work alongside them in maxillofacial surgery 😂

[@MrNobody-fy7vt]

Who thinks he looks like Marlon Brando from Godfather?

[@carultch]

Maybe he's a member of North American Marlon Brando Look-A-likes.

[@4mySweetheart369]

And may his first child, be a masculine child.

[@mercentperrault]

Me.

[@mercentperrault]

Don Corleone. *Takes off hat *Kisses hand How are you?

[@privatenumber9672]

But why is Roger dressed up like Gomez Addams?

[@kakashi76767]

its walt disney

[@conwaytwt]

agilewarrior.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/walt-disney-quotes3.png

[@grnsouth1204]

Because Gomez is a pimp.

[@twixieshores]

Private Number Because Rogerland has an Addams Family park. I thought that much was obvious

[@thelilartzy]

"The same architects that created the prison system." No wonder Deadman Wonderland is the way it is.

[@indovilletv8601]

This is like Adam ruins everything except it's true

[@braydenreimann8718]

So is Adam not true?

[@connorbell45]

Brayden Reimann yes

[@braydenreimann8718]

How is he not?

[@js5072]

@@braydenreimann8718 adam is like right 40% of the time and has an agenda. Like the electoral college episode, he doesn't understand it's designed so ny and ca chooses the president every year and no one knows what is the swings states, like Maryland use to be a swing state. Or how gerrymandering doesn't really exist seeing we only do a census every 10 years and people move. Another episode was the border wall episode which was completely debunked but a good example is when he said the wall isnt going to help because up to 20-40% of illegal immigrants will still be able to get past the wall. That is deceptive phrasing because really the phrasing should be the wall is 60%-80% effective, which is pretty good. He also said how our country originally operated by having immigrants come in, do work, go home and have some wealth, assuming this was something we've always done and agreed on. This is a lie. We have been debating this for hundreds of years and is one of the several reasons for the mexican American war. So adam ruins everything because he is a liar. I stopped watching the show because of the agenda. Penn & teller's bullshit is the absolute best show.

[@thefoxfrenzy]

@@js5072 Or, perhaps, it's the fact that these political issues have so many thought gaps that literally EVERY opinion is correct, but because someone can't possibly spotlight them all does not make them a liar or fake news or biased. Just a nose-scratcher here, but, considering immigration has INCREASED since the wall began construction and since then people have easily poked holes in it in the middle of the night, stolen parts of it to use elsewhere or to recycle for money and, yes, air travel on temporary visa's and overstaying their welcome. The wall was a massive waste of time, money and an entire election. We literally elected someone based on this one Build a Wall premise and while it surprisingly got done - it is not 60-80% effective. More like 6-8%. We can throw numbers and statistics around all day but the one thing that's 100% certain; changing the mind of your average conservative is impossible.

[@abba3629]

I remember the adult theme parks, many of them dying and decaying along with the local communities: Casinos in Atlantic City... and Communities in Atlantic City...

[@angjiapheng]

I went to a theme park 2 weeks before Christmas, max 15 minutes on wait time, no crowded visitors to block your camera shots, front row in theme park parade, 0 wait time on theater shows, and no lines in toilets. Best decision i ever made

[@cindymadsen5767]

Ditto! Loved every minute. Worth every penny!

[@EgansChannel]

What park was it?

[@angjiapheng]

@@EgansChannel Legoland at Johor, Malaysia.

[@EgansChannel]

Jia Pheng Ang cool

[@jimthar17]

Lol try to come to disney or universal anywhere near Christmas and see if you have that same experience. I dare ya. Rule number one: Never go to a theme park on a holiday.

[@yolandaamaya3518]

I love how they made him look like Walt Disney... 😂

[@user-lu6yg3vk9z]

All he really needs is that nazi band around the arm😂😂😂😂😂

[@lukebell4738]

I just want to remind everyone that a lot of these videos exaggerate stuff for comedic effect. Like this one: Rollercoasters are probably safer than your own house because most are manufactured by professional engineers from like 3-5 companies in total. They all have near-perfect records by the way. Most rollercoaster accidents are caused by suicide attempts, preexisting conditions, or your average jackass not staying seated and buckled in.

[@Julia-lk8jn]

Makes sense

[@LEADERCHICKADEE]

Greetings from Edmonton City, Canada: Yes, i agree because i used to work at Galaxyland Amusement Park in West Edmonton Mall, and the Mind Bender Roller Coaster was checked about every 40 minutes! (for reasons i should not get into - - a major accident in the late 1980's) We have to take every Roger Video with a grain of salt and remember they are comedy, not 100% factual like a TedX talk.

[@CowboyLuigi]

@@LEADERCHICKADEE My guess is that the ones who believe it hate theme parks so much or hate things, they'll use this as truth when it's most overexaggerations of the truth.

[@arcanondrum6543]

Oh GOODY! I found the corporate lawyers lounge! For their fans, search; "world's tallest waterslide kills" and "top ten roller coaster design fails" and finally "The amusement park jump that killed people".

[@jimfinn3992]

parks built by the people who build prisons wow!!

[@cracked]

Yep

[@theconeezeanemperor1619]

You name says it all Disney Devil WE GOT A BUTTHURT FANBOI HERE!

[@ForgottenReasons]

disneydevil1 As if that means anything.

[@theconeezeanemperor1619]

A classical pathetic defence response, I have made my point and in this comment I have negated the effectiveness of any response you could have, good day good sir.

[@WlatPziupp]

Children settle down. If any of you care about the answer you can google it.

[@thwingerpodthvet4302]

Another thing they do: they advertise that the wait time is actually 3 hours or so when in reality it’s only around one. This is to make the fact that you waited for a ridiculously long seen less bad.

[@oldsaerotech1167]

$42/person basic breakfast buffet : Eggs,sausage, pancakes. Drinks, juice, coffee are extra. This is the "cheapest" breakfast at Disney . There are a few that are even HIGHER per person.

[@epicscreenname989]

*LAWL, YOU'VE BEEN ROGERED* 😂

[@epicscreenname989]

He totally looks like Walt

[@AquariusRisen]

Epic Screen name do you guys remember the ted talk parodies cracked used to do? I believe they did one on Walt Disney as well.

[@6Six6Six6Bruh]

Blow you with magic glitter I’m dying XD

[@drewtheunspoken3988]

This hits even harder after the recent news about Disneyworld.

[@chris72.]

This makes me feel better about having never been to Disneyland 😁

[@Kunjesvari]

I cannot unsee 😳

[@brandonm3470]

Roger 2020

[@iainwaddell6620]

He tells it like it is

[@SpinDoc420]

Brandon Mullen I thank you for your support

[@Norm604]

Roger/Poppy 2020

[@Xrayballer88]

Imagine President Roger's State of the Union address: "I'm standing up here to bore you for an hour promising you an American Dream that will never come by feeding you clichés and platitudes to distract you from the fact that I don't know what the hell I'm doing or frankly how I even got elected. And revealing what little I do know would be so damaging that allowing you to know would be a real threat to both my status and the very system my rich buddies and I benefit from at your expense. So instead of giving you a list of real policy plans, I will eat up most of your time by giving brief backstories of audience members who've suffered tragedies so you can get emotional enough to instinctively agree with whatever I have to say...because you're a bad American if you don't."

[@NeighborhoodCarReviews]

Raymond The best State of the Union Address yet!

[@Kragatar]

Can you really put a price on family memories? we can!

[@stormybadtype1diabetic244]

1:23 the way he said "We can" 😂😂

[@superiormeh]

I feel like this is what Ron watches to get himself motivated in the morning

[@tsanjoubrahma7763]

human trafficking right outside Disneyland? Citations needed.

[@Sophie-wq6eo]

tsanjou brahma I think they just mean LA is a large hub of human trafficking. Kind of misleading

[@DariusDeChevalier]

tsanjou brahma - Cracked is misrepresenting and twisting facts to fit their personal narrative?? That's just crazy! I always thought they were just government sponsored PSAs...

[@Sk8rToon]

tsanjou brahma Anaheim post Walt pre California Adventure wasn't the safest place to walk to your car & not stumble across places with red lights in the windows

[@tasuki199]

tsanjou brahma Next time you drive home from Disney World check out the first 4 to 5 billboards along highway 75. Most of them are about Human Trafficking. Rest areas along 75 sometimes have a list of "what to do if your a victim of human trafficking" in the stalls.

[@Platinum_Tugboat]

Ty. I came here specifically for this comment.

[@2Years2Farm]

Corona: imma stop ya right there.

[@SL-nv6zv]

We need a If Politicians Were Honest video.

[@BeastCake1349]

I love how he’s portraying Walt Disney without saying he’s Walt Disney.

[@Nosttromo]

"can you really put a price on family memories? we can"

[@Gryphen_]

He looks like Walt Disney lmao it’s obvious this whole video is about Disney land

[@blackoperation14]

Saint Fire except a lot of it is not applicable to Disney

[@RoyRogersNews]

@@blackoperation14 You're right. I've been to Disney World and there was no riff raff around there every time I went there. In fact price hikes happen just to make it harder to go into their parks for ill-will.

[@deez3000]

Press *F* in the chats to those who lost faith in everything after this video.

[@Oaksley]

f

[@fandomtrash9952]

F

[@Norinia]

Xnii_ Chan F

[@idolevin8795]

Jokes on you! I already didn’t have any trust in anything before this video, and I still don’t!

[@mekastayfabsteele5989]

F

[@counterpunchboxing9322]

This channel should do a video about KZbin uploaders begging broke people for money clicks and likes .... and don't forget that $30 shirt you can buy that they paid $2 for😊

[@fictionrumble]

Counter Punch Boxing amazing idea

[@huckfinn9225]

That ain't no shit. Fuck'n scammers

[@mayganphynix8267]

Counter Punch Boxing made by sweat shops and child labor probably. but that's like 80%+ of things, at least in the US. (shop local and Fair Trade, people!!)

[@thedevilsadvocate5210]

Please send $1 PO Box 2321 Abington, Ma 02351

[@greenearthblueskies8556]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sithlordhibiscus9936]

"29.99?!" That is exactly what I thought in St. Maartin. Less than one day in the sun and I was like, $56.00 for a basic, cheapy rash guard and 22.00 for after sun creme! Yes! I had the best dark tan ever for really the entire winter tho.

[@3miL_2012]

The dysfunctional family part really gets me

[@davidsigalow7349]

FYI, the Flying Dumbo ride at Magic Kingdom lasts a thrilling 75 seconds. I hope that 2-hour wait was worth it.

[@aliengodproductions8838]

Finally...a recommended video that was worth watching! Lmao! This was comedy gold.