"Honey! I'm home!" | DYOM Random Mission Speedruns

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[@joonjoon819]

1:03:42 C-bugging shotguns even while laughing your ass off at DYOM. True speedrunner respect

[@endlessoul]

That thumbnail! I'll call it Iced Coffee

[@braino64]

Iced Tea

[@euklid2229]

To think that that was too controversial back in the day... How could we possibly allow "sex" in a game where you can go on a murder spree with a chainsaw. And to think people think everyone's too sensitive these days.

[@iMajoraGaming]

@@euklid2229 if only jack thompson or whatever his name was, knew the shit nexus and loverslab were getting up to a decade before the removed hot coffee files defiled poor widdle san andreas lmao dude would have stroked out, like hot coffee, iced coffee, and milk and cookies are borderline vanilla, they're devoid of anything more explicit than what amounts to heavy petting, and they *weren't even in the game, you had to mod them in* the media was losing their minds over removed content, it's a blessing they never figured out people were making whole ass nsfw mods for their games because i imagine that if what san andreas endured was bad, just think how fucking bad it could have gotten back then, like i remember watching employees hauling them off like they were copies of the necronomicon

[@JeyVGaming]

Josh had the opportunity to add his surprised face from 10:04 on that thumbnail :(

[@kura100]

Me: "I'm home!!" Joshimuz: "Welcome back! Would you like a dinner? A bath? Or perhaps.... you want.. DWOM??"

[@pewdiepiezzzzz124]

dwom*

[@imoutoconnoisseur]

I SO want someone to make fanart of this lmao

[@W4iteFlame]

Dwom yeah

[@liipeurameshi9179]

Its DWOOOM

[@kura100]

Edited.

[@DevinRyanVitek]

44:56 this camera angle took me OUT

[@sunkhaskasis]

"We Are Police!" Translation: At the police station: Officer: Hey, rookie! We have a task for you. There are attacks West of Las Venturas. We don't really know what's going on, so get to the Lil Probe Inn and ask about the incidents. The weapons are in your drawer and the car is outside! Good luck. Directionals (Inside): Get to the drawer Get the weapons out of the drawer Go outside Get in your car Directionals (Outside): Get to the Lil Probe Inn! It's near Area 51. Arr. at LPI: Exit your car and go inside. Inside LPI: Ask the lady about the incidents. Rookie: San Andreas Police Department! I must know about the incidents. Lady: The Cowboy Gang attack the stores! They're armed, but they don't kill people. There's a rumor they have a village nearby, but nobody is brave enough to go there. Rookie: Thanks a lot, lady! That's all I need to know. Directionals (Inside LPI): Go outside Go outside (Same meaning, but spelled differently) Outside LPI, The Cowboy Gang arrives: Gang Member: Stick 'em up, dirty popo! We're taking this place!!! Directionals (Outside LPI): Kill the Cowboys! Check behind the van Rookie talks to the wounded gang member: Gang Member: I'm not with them! I swear! Save me! (Perhaps "Help" was the intended word?) Rookie: Judging by your weapon, you ARE not with them! Spill it, or I'll kill you! GM: Ha, like I'm gonna give it out! Kill me! I'm wounded! Rookie: I'll chop your leg off! Tell me everything you know! GM: Okay!!! We have the village at the Cochrane Dam (I assume?), but everyone there is armed!!! Rookie: And how exactly? GM: They've got rocket launchers and flamethrowers! They're preparing to attack this pub soon! Rookie: Alright, and how many people do you have? GM: Over 30! That's all I know, I swear!!! Kill me, this pain is unbearable!!! Directionals (Outside LPI): Get back to the police officer and tell the officer about the gang.

[@mariuszpudzianowski8400]

I've been to police stations many times irl and let me tell you, cops carry guns on them, they do NOT put them in fucking drawers lmao

[@rRaiyan2]

@@mariuszpudzianowski8400 Maybe because he's a rookie. So he can't carry guns yet. Anyways that just my guess xD

[@mariuszpudzianowski8400]

@@rRaiyan2 I mean if someone is as dumb as cops in GTA I wouldn't trust them with a gun either lmao

[@mat-sd7eh]

@@mariuszpudzianowski8400 that and the lady saying they dont fire the guns, maybe they rob the stores with them or so i suppose.

[@diewott1337]

That Whittaker mission was a fever dream lol someone translate that language for us

[@YourFavouriteDraugr]

You're going to need the fucking lion from Narnia to decypher that black magic...

[@Gibstack]

I love this series because, for whatever reason, this is the one thing that I consistently watch whenever it's uploaded. I haven't been interested in a "series" (I know it's not like a "let's play" series or something, but regardless) like this in a long time where I'm always watching the next one.

[@NaniJapaneseForWhat]

mood

[@ilyakusenco8151]

This latin-russian police mission was so hilarious for a person who speaks both eng and rus. I literally laughed for 5 minutes when TTS said "Vixody"

[@GoNoRAR-xv3qo]

Concidering that i understood EVERY SINGLE word.

[@realcartoongirl]

Classic Dwom

[@mariuszpudzianowski8400]

On top of that some geniuses in the chat thought it was some arabic language. What do you guys think is the average IQ of twitch viewer? 70?

[@mariuszpudzianowski8400]

Damn, twitch chat has to be pretty sheltered if they never heard police being called "popo".

[@a.g.r.v.3144]

CJ even uses that term in the game.

[@mariuszpudzianowski8400]

@@a.g.r.v.3144 Hey, you are right! I forgot about that

[@mojabaka]

Yeah it‘s used plenty in GTA SA and GTA 5.

[@zenaku3432]

Missions that begin or end on Groove Street(center of the Dyom universe) : 3 -Vagos tag to grove (0:48) -Who you beta 2 (36:40) -Searching for green sabre part 1(45:27) Bonus -Grove street attack vagos and ballas (21:37) (Jefferson Motel) Missions you have to kill Big Smooke/Rayder/Sweat/CJ or die: ¿1? -Searching for green sabre part 1 (49:10) (¿CJ?)

[@iMajoraGaming]

wat if we kissed under the ganton bridge above grove street u///w///u

[@mariuszpudzianowski8400]

I really want someone to do some serious stats about how many DYOM mission start or end at Grove street. This obssession creators have with that place is fascinating.

[@mariuszpudzianowski8400]

@@iMajoraGaming Then Tenpenny crashed on us in his firetruck killing us both :(

[@J3rsukai]

List of variations of "Get to the next Checkpoint". I didn't think this would be this long Advance to the next checkpoint Arrive at the checkpoint Back to the point Came Here! Drive to Cheackpoint Drive to the address Drive to the location drive to the position Eat to the next place enter point espace here finish chechpoint follow the chack point get here Get him Get in the Checkpoint Get in the next Checkpoint Get in the Place Get The Checkpoint Get to the checkpoint Get to the designated place get to the marker Get to the next Checkpoint get to the place get to the point get to the red marker go chakpoint go checkpoint Go for your destination Go Here go there go this go to bookmarks go to Cheackpoint Go to checkpoint Go to Marker go to next area Go to next waypoint go to point Go to red checkpoint go to te checkpoint Go to the another marker go to the bookmarks go to the ceckpoint Go to the checkpoint Go To The Check Point Go to the chekpoint Go to The Chickpoint go to the designated place Go to the location Go to the marker Go to the next one Go to the objective Go to the place Go to the promised place Go to the red marker go to the specified location Go to this location Head to the Checkpoint led in the marker Run to Cheackpoint Run to Cheakpoint stay in the checkpoint takes to the marker Take the point Walk on CheckPoint walks to the point walk the point

[@baky582]

Kill fat and enter point is still the best one.

[@realcartoongirl]

fat

[@champagnegascogne9755]

Go!

[@joeycommet45]

46:47 The garage is alive.

[@mariuszpudzianowski8400]

Holy shit, I didn't even think it can get that big - Joshimuz, 2023

[@skywardlp4916]

Missions: Gangsta Paradoc - Vagos Tag to Grove (0:47) gtasearcher - The Highjack (2:40) zsotl - Competition Age 2.Season 1.RZZ (5:57) Karketon Br - The Final Jewelry Coup. Assault (8:07) LeonSweet - Two New Allies (13:36) Pencil1109 - Ruined Trucker Businees (15:21) Bucik - Grove Street Attack Vagos and Vallas (21:36) Jacky Cacaori - Alert in San Andreas! Day 1: What?! (24:00) Cop - Destroy Ename Base (28:13) Eli(// - The Knight of Las Venturas Pt.5 (30:31) Alucardiff - Store Holdup (32:21) ali - Who You Beta 2 (36:40) ark - Searching for Green Sabre Part 1 (45:27) Brat Belenkov aka Timoxa - We Are Police! (50:03) Jackal1337 - Routine (59:36)

[@mariuszpudzianowski8400]

Gangsta Paradoc shows up soooo much in this series, wish we got more Target13 though

[@Gunner98]

@@mariuszpudzianowski8400 Also LeonCJ

[@mariuszpudzianowski8400]

@@Gunner98 Oh, for sure, that dude comes up a lot too! I don't remember guys' nickname but whoever made V for Vinegar should be featured more often, he really put a lot of effort into his mission clearly inspired by Last of Us Part I

[@seamusthatsthedog4819]

Is LeonSweet the same as LeonCJ but under a different alias?

[@nekosalad8308]

man a bingo dyom mod would be very entertaining to watch

[@Pewatito]

Everybody gangsta till the Whittaker brothers starts spitting facts

[@JohnDoe_69_420]

As a person who speaks both Russian and German, the mission at 50:03 was absolutely hilarious, it's surprising how German TTS can sometimes pronounce latinized Russian words pretty accurately. Also, interesting how many people in the chat knew that it was Russian. A lot of Russian / ex-USSR viewers?

[@thenut55555]

The last mission is one of the best mission i ever seen so far also creator use marker to set location to another place that's mean dyom can set a trip skip if they want to but many creator decide not to.

[@joooanit0224]

Always looking forward to this, makes my day.

[@alexnaidovich]

Title moment: 1:03:22 Thumbnail moment: 1:03:37

[@bruhSaintJohn]

MI Policiya moment: 50:04

[@Gunner98]

OMg! A dwom run!

[@joshufan]

“Hello youchube” is my favorite thing 2 hear everyday from you Josh 🫶🏼

[@lazerlord_lance]

I'm kinda glad that I wasn't interested in watching dyom for some time so now I have a huge backlog which I can consume, doing the dyom bingo while watching

[@viestursputnis1100]

Who you beta 2 has to be the best mission in dyom speedruning history , it was so hilarious :D

[@viestursputnis1100]

I apologize ,this is the funniest dyom speedrun video xD

[@thebeast88_]

35:36 Magilla gorilla is a reference to the song Gorillaz in the mist off of Radio Los Santos

[@АлександърВасилев-ч3р]

LET ME DO IT FOR YOUUUUU

[@sugarjaydavid]

OJ Simpson simulator

[@KenTails]

42:30 "Josh makes DYOM mission" stream sounds fun. I'll throw some idea, perhaps you can randomize the requirements for the mission. "You have to start [here] and [go] there, and it has to have [car chase] and [family feud] with [Greenwood]" Something like that. Not sure how feasible this is though

[@RandomPersoned]

I kinda wish Joshimuz would speedrun some of the Dyom storylines or missionpacks

[@altaccount1291]

100%

[@altaccount1291]

You should have done a whole series of Bogoslow immediately after you’ve encounter episodes like that, separate from the speedruns And you would get a free skip if you encountered them later on I mean, putting that extra time would go along way with your audience As a separate video, meaning that you wouldn’t have to work extra hard to make content and you wouldn’t have ti guess if it would hit or not because we’re so engaged in what’s happening although its been 1 or 2 days Just my opinion, keep doing your thing love your videos regardless wishing all the best ✌️❤️

[@mariuszpudzianowski8400]

Yep, Bogoslaw series of missions are absolutely hilarious tho I think non-polish people will miss out on some jokes there

[@altaccount1291]

@@mariuszpudzianowski8400 oof…. No…. i didnt say that…. Did you say polish people are funny?…. Ew

[@mariuszpudzianowski8400]

@@altaccount1291 No, we aren't

[@altaccount1291]

@@mariuszpudzianowski8400 and I mean that in the best way possible ❤️

[@tomwol]

if you ever do viewers submissions please call it "Do Your Own DYOM Mission"

[@CollinMac96]

The thumbnail 👀 👀 👀

[@cold_warrior]

Purple balls sounds like blue balls but lot worse

[@champagnegascogne9755]

46:47 "I think the garage is guarding the ballas" Josh: "No... no. I think it's the other way around"

[@munkiandtrunktvofficialchannel]

Joshimuz, text-to-speech, good luck!!

[@luisortega8085]

i love how josh talks about playing the other parts like how a dad talks to his children

[@polhikkii]

What are you talking about, exactly?

[@mrchops]

the final mission of this video, where everyone in chat wants him to play part 2 i honestly wanted to see the rest, no way im installimg gta and dyom lol

[@juniorss5940]

top 3 content on youtube right now

[@zxc1273]

Damn I wanted to know why Josh never played a Gta Lcs speedrun...

[@reviewtechgermany8091]

Another great video Joshua!

[@DevinRyanVitek]

Josh I want you to play the rest of the last mission’s series fr

[@andresa.ruizv.7413]

This Do Wacky Original Missions serie is really popular in your channel SA man, do more pls XD

[@JohnPaulBuce]

dem that last mission had a lot of effort put into it

[@luisortega8085]

woah josh is gonna fuel his bugatti

[@natsume5372]

Stan got NTR'ed lmao

[@ReifinDFanchon]

Finally, another multipart DWOM mission I'm invested in. Time to install GTA SA, I guess.

[@yousefslimani99]

Welcome back Josh!

[@Claude_Lib]

We Are Police! 50:11 Hello rookie! Got a job for you here. 50:21 In the west of Las Venturas the attacks take place. 50:31 We don't exactly know what's happening. 50:41 So you drive to the Lil' Probe'Inn tavern and ask about the accidents. 50:52 The gun is in your locker and the car is outside! Good luck. 51:03 Go to the locker. 51:19 Take the gun and go to the exit. 51:20 Go to the exit. 51:51 Get to the next checkpoint. 51:54 Get behind the wheel. 51:58 Drive to the Lil' Probe'Inn tavern! It's near Area 51. 53:52 Leave the car and go inside. 53:59 Ask the lady about the accidents. 54:04 San Andreas Police! I need to know about the accidents. 54:14 The cowboys gang is attacking the stores! They're armed. 54:25 But they don't kill people. 54:30 Rumor says they have a village nearby! But nobody dares to go there. 54:41 Thanks a lot lady! That's all I need to know. 54:52 Leave. 54:54 Go outside. 54:58 Hands up you pig! We'll take over this place!!! 55:09 Kill the cowboys! 55:18 Check behind the van. 55:22 I'm not with them! Honest! Save me! 55:22 Judging by your weapon, you're not with them! Tell me everything or I'll kill you! 55:43 Ha! As if I'd give in to you! Kill me! I'm wounded! 55:54 I'll chop your leg off! Tell everything you know! 56:04 Okay!!! He have a village near the Cochrane Dam! But everyone there is armed!!! 56:14 And how exactly? 56:20 With grenade launchers and flamethrowers! Soon they're going to raid this tavern! 56:30 Good boy, and how many people do you have? 56:40 More than 30! That's all I know, I swear!!! Kill me, I can't stand the pain!!! 56:51 Get back to the depot and tell the officer about the gang.

[@anonymous-bb2dw]

14:29 ok I'm pretty sure this guys voice was in resident evil 4, it sounds exactly like the old ganado from the village

[@PaizuruInsanal]

Ruined Trucker Business written like an Death Grips song.

[@Stweak]

you could do a "the good the bad and the ugly DYOM" You make a good DYOM (the one that you would enjoy playing) a bad DYOM (a low quality one like you're used to play lol) and an ugly DYOM (a regular one with the worst grammar)

[@vasilijmorozov9571]

Hello, Josh! Josh It's me , your viewer.

[@bruhSaintJohn]

THE viewer? I think I know you. You're me.

[@MercenaryFox]

finally, ive met you VIEWER ... Hi!

[@Gunner98]

We're all viewers, does that make us the same person?

[@Gunner98]

@@heart_break1 Wait, if I kill you, does that mean I kill myself too since we're the same person?

[@neoqueto]

"Eat fast" on Grove Street is giving me cognitive dissonance

[@mariuszpudzianowski8400]

That's because SA doesn't have "ź" letter, but they could phrase it some other way to make it make sense in english.

[@neoqueto]

@@mariuszpudzianowski8400 dziękuję za wyjaśnienie panie pudzian

[@Neraam_S]

hello home, I'm honey

[@s4videos]

Josh when/if you eventually do viewer-submitted missions (like you said you might in the middle of the video) titled the segment “Fan dyom” as a play on words of “fandom.” Also if you read this and actually do that please don't say you got the idea “from someone on youtube,” credit me. Thanks.

[@yumpenik3228]

hey josh, you should do a competition with dyom missions that viewers send you, just an idea bye.

[@zigotina]

2:02 guy going on the side of the bridge

[@champagnegascogne9755]

7:45 Josh losing braincells from DYOM logic

[@Skully399-z6e]

They gave you a deagle because of 100 tags

[@grenadier4702]

What do Josh sings in 6:31? Everytime!

[@rRaiyan2]

JoshimuzVevo - Funky President

[@grenadier4702]

@@rRaiyan2 no, it sounds different. No lie, please

[@realcartoongirl]

Joshimuz Edward - Dobee doobee doobee do

[@rRaiyan2]

@@grenadier4702 I think it began as him singing the "mission passed" sound as doo bee doo bee. Then it kinda just evolved into an extension of tha gta sa tune.

[@Gunner98]

Darude - Sandstorm

[@JohnPaulBuce]

purple balls 😂

[@MelodyOo]

Boss=omg!! u are a good sea later in next part

[@soulbrother5435]

Its DYOMING time

[@patrykm9205]

The CJ's TTS voice at 46:00 keep changing because creator kept changing CJ's name. First it was (CJ) then (Cj) and finally (cj)

[@bruhSaintJohn]

Should have gone further SG & Soet Johmson bothers are on a mission

[@brominelover6747]

after a hard day I'm happy to see this in my notifications

[@Mamenber]

I wonder which genius latinized Х as X

[@michaelpetras1613]

1:04:00

[@PlutoTheSynth]

2:13 ma i'm on tv

[@tylerdoore4296]

Does anyone know what Josh keeps humming/whistling throughout these videos?

[@vlepstergimdaum815]

Hopefully you consider doing Bingo dwom liek in minecraft. Ssems, fun.

[@TheCakeIsNotLie]

*Design Wuor Own Mission mod

[@gordonf5553]

Hello Twitch Chat

[@MrJedroi258]

A other day of asking Josh for a crash counter

[@NikolyaPlayer2008]

ceasr i sea smoke and rider and sweet with balls

[@trulymeparker]

NO EEEEEEEEEE

[@p0r0st]

DWOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@charlesdreemurr5533]

Cool

[@realcartoongirl]

why you like cat dress up

[@bruhSaintJohn]

Josh please add missions crashed counter.

[@iMajoraGaming]

what's a funny meme name we could give that "free skips" "divine interventions"

[@bruhSaintJohn]

@@iMajoraGaming clearly, it's vixody First, it's a funny word. Second, it means to exit something, but it also means the number of exits. And game crash being equal to game exiting unexpectedly - this fits perfectly. Though I do like your divine intervention option.

[@ProfessorSnitch]

the real count is 14-1, no?

[@Naltrex]

kil puprle balls

[@chamooyy]

Kill boss balls

[@realcartoongirl]

is this video made for kids YES

[@ludvigborga5708]

these missions are so scuffed. Why cant the creators spell, like at all?!

[@bruhSaintJohn]

These missions were made by kids. Most of them, surely.

[@a.g.r.v.3144]

Well, a lot of these were probably made by people that don't speak english as their primary language. San Andreas is incredibly popular in east europe, latin america, etc etc

[@max010113]

it baffles me how so many missions are so unoriginal, big smoke doesn't even get turned into a pickle in any of them

[@bigasianboy207]

OMg

[@vicrattlehead69]

LMAOOOO 1:03:37

[@АлександърВасилев-ч3р]

LET ME DO IT FOR YOUUUUU

[@yousefslimani99]

UGH That thumbnail!

[@АлександърВасилев-ч3р]

LET ME DO IT FOR YOUUUUU

[@АлександърВасилев-ч3р]

LET ME DO IT FOR YOUUUUU

[@АлександърВасилев-ч3р]

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[@АлександърВасилев-ч3р]

LET ME DO IT FOR YOUUUUU

[@АлександърВасилев-ч3р]

LET ME DO IT FOR YOUUUUU

[@АлександърВасилев-ч3р]

LET ME DO IT FOR YOUUUUU

[@АлександърВасилев-ч3р]

LET ME DO IT FOR YOUUUUU

[@АлександърВасилев-ч3р]

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[@АлександърВасилев-ч3р]

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[@andrianaditya2911]

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