HoneyDew Podcast

[@Howitchewstofeel5gum]

Finally, a podcast where Brent gets to talk about himself

[@loawtf]

it's, Burnt, Sir...Burnt Chrysler.

[@justincrawford2170]

Yeah he never talks about himself

[@snoop8664]

Facts that Tod guy never lets him talk

[@theironemald8779]

Idk what u mean all I hear is Tim blabbering on on 2b1c I never heard Brent’s voice

[@kb5509]

It's the one we've been waiting for...

[@RussellCraigSounds]

Here to hear Bert interview himself while Ryan laughs and claps his hands

[@shmattice888]

🤣🤣🤣

[@DevinMcSalty]

Just started I’ll be back to see just how accurate this is lmaoo

[@jamielertoria770]

The perfect comment doesn't exis-

[@robin1541]

@@DevinMcSalty update? 😂

[@82Novica]

😂

[@elias6570]

Bert saying he's laughing with Tom on 2 Bears because he doesn't get why Tom is laughing is like at least 50% of 2 Bears

[@AgendaInMind]

So the least corrupt countries who held their citizens hostage for the shortest amount of time had the lowest Boogey Virus rates. Of course.... because people don’t get sick from germs, they get sick from being scared and upset about something that happened in their lives. Enter the worldwide FEAR CAMPAIGN. The Germ Theory was never actually proven to be 100% accurate, yet the trillion dollar medical industry is entirely based on that theory. What's the CAUSE of death in people with this "virus"? Does their brain explode? Does their heart stop beating? The CAUSE of death is still pneumonia. Pneumonia is not something you can "catch". It's a biological result of being "scared to death" of something which is exactly what the media has done to people dumb enough to watch them. You've heard the term "Worried sick". That's because your BRAIN causes you to become sick due to the stress it is perceiving! Why do you think young kids aren't getting the Boogey Virus? Because they aren't sitting in front of the news being scared to death because they're too young to understand a Fear Campaign. These pathetic "experts" just make shit it up to explain their narrative as they go. First they tell you kids bring home every illness from school because they're not "exposed" to enough things, then they say somehow they're immune to a Boogey Virus? Does anyone have common sense?! You don't show the symptoms of "disease" until you stop being panicked and afraid. These symptoms usually show up 1-2 weeks after you've relaxed and resolved the upsetting event. There's no such thing that some diseases you can "catch", but not all. It's not that complex! If you can't "catch" cancer, diabetes, MS, arthritis, etc., from other people, then you can't "catch" colds, flu and Boogey Viruses. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pasteur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the Boogey Virus, that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have it, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Can anyone put 2 and 2 together to figure out what I'm saying?? Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. There's no critical thinking anymore. People think they're educated because they've memorized the lies they've been told for 100 years.

[@jakegabriele2763]

Bart at 1:17:58 "One of the things I love is working out" Bart at 1:23:18 "I don't like working out, like I hate it"

[@dashpratt4097]

The guy is an absolute mess🤦🏻‍♂️😂

[@pineapplethief4418]

borderline? lying addict? infantile narcissist?

[@MissMal92]

Lol I get it. I do this too. I try to trick my brain by telling myself I'm going to say something like I believe it and hopefully it will make me feel it one day. 🤷🏻‍♀️😂😂

[@patrickspooner3029]

I never get to hear Bret talk about himself, uninterrupted. What a dream.

[@stephaniehalloran4447]

100%

[@jessop-]

It's a rare treat

[@Ragnarok6664]

Laughing all the way

[@mr_nice_guy515]

Uhhhh hundred percent

[@migrantson]

Lol

[@EXRICHEX]

Hearing Brent talk about how he slept in his parents bed till he was 10... makes every 2 bears podcast make a lot more sense.

[@bencraigs1737]

Sickler's laugh is a national treasure. I love this dude.

[@Mrs_Small]

Bert saying 1st grade was his 9/11 just made me choke on my coffee😅

[@CoachSteveMoney]

He's just a little self-centered.

[@lordblackfyre4670]

@@CoachSteveMoney world trade centered?

[@The.Adam.D]

Awww yeah another Bert Talks ft Ryan Sickler

[@pacatack2]

Finally a podcast about Bert’s favorite subject - Bert.

[@sullivanzany8091]

I am less than 15 minutes in and I fully understand Bert's anxiety and panic attacks. That 1st grade story killed me.

[@pineapplethief4418]

anxiety and panic attacks are two prime symptoms of withdrawal of any kind

[@sullivanzany8091]

We're talking about a 1st grader crying hysterically because they think their family abandoned them after their dad assured them they were in the parking lot. At the very least, take away from this episode that you shouldn't do that to a kid.

[@FilthyCasual867]

Bert: I'm doing more to watch my drinking *buys mirrors to install around his house*

[@MissMal92]

*_"Perfection is just another form of procrastination."_* SO REAL. 🥩

[@misun_808]

Bert is awesome! Love his personality and stories! Always cracks me up! His life when he was younger could be a comedy series it’s so hilarious!

[@MrDarkoak42]

I really enjoy podcasts where Bert is so honest and earnest about himself and life. I think that's one of the things that Ryan does so well. He brings people to their most basic, most honest, most comfortable. He creates a space that just feels like talking with your best friend. Always an excellent podcast Ryan.

[@hollowice999]

Compared to all of his other work, the benefit of this podcast was him reeling back over just trying to land jokes by being absurd in order to actually say things. It could have been 90 minutes of "oh i have an idea" but there were things of substance. Took long enough

[@Chris-P]

"Balloons are unpredictable" - Bert Kreischer 😆

[@TekNoSolja]

It makes me happy to see Bart open up and express his inner most thoughts and feelings here, just shooting from the hip and not let anyone talk or finish their thoughts. Whole other side to this large sided human

[@tobymcgroby8967]

He's literally so much literal fun to literally listen to, literally says literally, like literally every 30 literal seconds. God I wish I knew a word to describe what something says on paper, word for word.. Literally driving me nuts

[@cadedavis4504]

I love the honey dew, they’re like therapy sessions in a way and I end up learning alot about myself watching. Thanks for all the content ryan

[@JamesWilliams-dz5tn]

when he said he had the best feet in town, I nearly drove off the road from laughing so hard

[@timothymyers2724]

Didn’t we all

[@MattMcLeod6]

Two of the biggest sweethearts in comedy

[@KZ_MMA-KZ]

"In 1994, after years of alcoholism, Mickey Mantle was diagnosed with liver cancer, and urged his fans to take care of their health, saying 'Don't be like me.' Although he received a liver transplant, by then the cancer had spread to his lungs, and he died at just after 2 a.m. on August 13, 1995" "If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself." - Mickey Mantle

[@rojuarezz2079]

Jesus christ bro.... .You must be the life of the party

[@PooNagoo]

@@rojuarezz2079 it’s a joke. And a good one.

[@jtdrmmr]

Bert needs an animated series about him as a kid. That Kiss talent show would be a fantastic episode in itself.

[@PowerfulRageMonkey]

It already exists. He's basically Gene from Bob's Burgers.

[@joshlevy9462]

37:40 😂😂😂The laugh; Someone make that a ringtone, I make it my alarm clock sound too. I’ve pushed my time stamp over and over again.

[@KyBray]

Hearing Bert talk about waking up every morning thinking about death hits so close to home. Ryan’s response was beautiful! Thanks fellas!

[@stevesteezy2628]

I saw Bert live a couple months ago and when he told the story about putting down Priscilla I had tears running down my face. Never did I think I would cry at a comedy show but it was outstanding

[@timothymyers2724]

New Year’s Eve in Philly!

[@stevesteezy2628]

@@timothymyers2724 nice! I saw him December 12th in Phoenix

[@topuploads5266]

There's very few people who enjoy hearing themselves talk as much as brent

[@idab6864]

It's so astonishing how he doesn't hate himself at all ya know what I mean?

[@seandawson5899]

Burt is the best. Get him on your show, wind him up, and he will do the rest. I can't get enough!

[@slipphilton6141]

I’m starting to realize I’m a lot like Bert. I gotta get it together

[@johnnyboy3846]

🤣

[@RickR69]

That's fucking disgusting.

[@slipphilton6141]

@@RickR69 fuckin tell me about it

[@matty4natty]

That 1st grade story explains so much about Burt Krysler. I love you Brett. I’ll never leave you

[@anthonywutkowski199]

I love this Podcast. Bert's stories and Sickler's laugh was killing me.

[@Ottophil]

Bert “scars are unacceptable. I only accept perfection” proceeds to be very overweight

[@christianscacchetti9178]

All I know is Bert did NOT give up drinking for 3 months. That and within 3-4 minutes said he loves working out and also hates it.

[@brians7901]

Bert is just the most wholesome maniac you'll ever see

[@perryshaw944]

Sickler is one of my favourite human beings

[@notmyname8865]

I've followed most of your guys' crew for a few years now. I am aware of Bert, Tom, Ryan, Bill, Rogan etc. but this has got to be my favorite video BERT has done. The way Ryan is able to get stories so organically out of his guest is top tier. Ryan seems like the type of person who should be giving advice or counseling, he could have been a great therapist in another life. Just a great conversationalist and active listener. Wish you guys the best in all future endeavors!

[@toddwason7051]

One of the best podcasts ever! Honneyy deuuuuuu y'all!

[@mattshibby]

Gotta love the Bart Chrysler intro 2:14 😂

[@JosephTiseo123]

The producers having a laugh by, for a second it said “Bart Chrysler” then switched to his name. 😂

[@Kwestdaroc4]

THIS. #1 catch lol

[@ThomGabel]

Man, when both of you break at the same time it's gonna sound like slowly letting the air out of two balloons...looking forward to the pod!

[@SportsMatt13]

Ryan: Who did you inherit your dyslexia from? Bert: I think my Dad because he’s always had a chip on his shoulder Me: ???

[@unclejimmyray]

"You co-slept with your parents until 10 or 11 years old?" It ALL makes sense now...

[@ernadminic7377]

This Bart Charizard fellow looks like the embodiment of hypertension

[@megyskermike]

*Alcoholism

[@_m_m4]

The two best laughers in comedy right here 😂

[@ThatMysticMoose]

Listened twice because I couldn’t wait for the video Monday, amazing podcast! Sickle cell sure knows how to ask questions and open people up with how he interacts w them!

[@michaelsean09]

"I don't want to say names just incase".... proceeds to name multiple people by first and last name 30 seconds later

[@kalimeloche-celestin2045]

"BART CHRYSLER" @2:09 😂😂😂

[@thecheesefilledllama]

BART! Been waiting on this one, anytime I see Sickler and Bret together I'm excited. All we need now is another Uncle Joey episode

[@plantgirlK88]

Sickler needs to get Bobby Lee on💯

[@randallmilton]

Brent is the opposite of a HoneyDew… dude had the greatest luck in the world

[@blairjjohnson]

"I slept in my parents' bed til I was 10." Took him three and-a-half years to get here, but Sickler cracked that egg six minutes in. A true professional. Now we know.

[@Reclipsegaming]

For whatever reason this is way more bearable then 2 bears

[@tobymcgroby8967]

9:04 Wow, Bert wasn't kidding, he doesn't listen at all... Just marches straight into Bert-Land again

[@thejesus95]

Brent sleeping with his parents until 10 or later, and his 9/11 moment in 1st grade, explain SO MUCH!!

[@traviscoates6878]

"She was the coolest chick, she introduced me to the B-52's."

[@bluesing3082]

Hahaha Sickler when he says “It’s over?! What’s over, your modelling career?!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sloth5817]

This is a side of Bert we all don’t see often. Thanks Ryan for being the baddest interviewer out there!

[@daddydearest7548]

Bert I know this episode was recorded before your Roanoke VA show... but this was my first time being able to watch stand up live and you have nothing to worry about with your special. It was amazing. I will never forget you being my first live stand up. I laughed from beginning to end.

[@herpallday1284]

RIP Brody I’m watching this on the two year mark of his passing still always think of so many of his jokes and references throughout the day. 818 TIL I DIE.

[@issaghost2945]

Looks like we will hear from you next week Ryan, glad you got to take a break this week

[@impossiblegems]

Listening to Bert project his insecurities on to his kids is nauseating!! He is truly insane- thank god he never had to face any REAL adversity in his life. I have had I’ve had over 20 major surgeries and have a scar the full length of my spine - Imagine being that obsessed with your body and thinking you are entitled to a woman within no flaws,?

[@ironferret]

LMFAO Ryan “I Can Talk to Anybody” Sickler & Bert “I Don’t Know What You Just Said” Kreischer 🤣🤣🤣💚💚🍈

[@Doober117]

His level of ego is crazy, he wants a picture of himself in other peoples houses LMAOOOO

[@Spatlet]

My nights are filled with anxiety and dread trying to decide between a Purple Mattress or a Saatva...

[@chadmorgan2550]

I know Bert will never see this but if you live your life like every day is death. It helps. Almost like you need to understand that you already dead! It helps me.

[@katrinaolsen2444]

Ryan and Bert; it’s called a “Gait Belt”, not a “weight belt” lol. It’s used mostly by nurses and physical therapists to help people who are unsteady on their feet to walk. I used a t shirt as a gait belt for my Doberman Pincher, when she had a bout with Nystagmus and couldn’t use her back legs properly. I put it under her tummy and held it up so she didn’t have too much weight in her back legs. And she slowly recovered.

[@ExtremeSpaartaan]

Bro the advice at like 41:17 is actually great, thanks Brent

[@chriswitko2592]

Awesome that there was 2 episodes of 2 Bears this week. Thanks Brent!!

[@carterleman6152]

2:38 podcast starts

[@raypagan116]

Two Bears and Bertcast about to get that Honeydew BUMP!

[@Cyxz666]

Bert's brain hasn't changed since 1st grade

[@helpis0ntheway]

I can't say this enough, Ryan is the best podcaster/comedian out there! If he wasn't a comedian he could have easily been a phenomenal therapist. He is hilarious, an active listener, and you can tell he cares, while giving sound advice & fresh perspectives. God bless you Ryan Sickler for starting Honeydew y'all 🤗✌💚

[@tobiathon80]

Berts anxiety comes from being too close to his parents as a child, by the sound of it. Separation anxiety is a head fuck.

[@MFlyrix]

hell yeah! more of brent talking to himself while ryan chuckles, we love to see it!

[@ruthlessntoothless7552]

The 2 best laughs in the business. 😂😂😂

[@StygianNightmare]

This episode was a great confidence boost for Burt

[@itsmewangle9030]

Bert: I'd tell my 16 yr old self to sit back and stop pitching your ideas to everyone Also Bert: Tom! 2 Bears racing! Tom! 2 Bears NBA team! Tom! 2 Bears NFL team! Tom! 2 Bears Studios! Tom! 2 Bears everything!

[@muffintop701]

Good to see Bread on here!

[@DerpnHerb9]

The subtle Bart Chrysler in the intro was high and tight for sure

[@STATXMUSIC]

I have terrible anxiety over this exact thing. I wish I knew how to make it stop so I can go back to living a more normal, happy life.

[@28003f]

so humble

[@LouiePGallo]

Bert is so concerned about death....but will drink excessively without hesitation.

[@baked1838]

Sickler trying to get the pod on course at 8 minutes

[@AwkwardFistbump]

Nice to hear Berf finally get to get a word in.

[@L4-295]

38:00 this is so much funnier after his appearance on flagrant lol

[@aaronf9146]

This is the perfect Pod for Bart.

[@marycallahan7795]

Bert’s officially in the Vegas celebrity death pool. His brain is booze bruised.

[@lordblackfyre4670]

tbh if he read this he’d just be thrilled with being classified a celebrity

[@roydonk2262]

Bert's anxiety about death is word for word my thoughts. MAN that hit me really hard. This is why i love this show. Ryan is a master at getting the hilarious stories and the real core emotions of his guests. I 👏 LOVE 👏 THIS 👏 PODCAST!!!!!

[@KC-nd7nt]

Priceless guys . Thank you for making a flawless podcast . Your all valued greatly .

[@ashmarro]

Only the great Ryan Sickler can pull a hilarious story out of Bert that I actually haven’t heard before.

[@j.c.9256]

Bart will talk about himself until all the oxygen on the planet is gone!!! This episode could have gone on for days.

[@Abster07]

bert always sounds like he's trying to make a good impression on ryan when i hear them together--it's sweet. but maybe this time, he's just enjoying being able to talk about himself in a more linear fashion. either way, long awaited and fun podcast!

[@DontPush-ImShy]

Man, I look forward to this podcast every time. I enjoy this a lot :)

[@wyattmontoyaproductions7029]

Bert loves to say aggressive, its his go to adjective

[@h0ck3y96]

Haven’t listened yet. Will this just be two guys wheezing into a mic? Lol

[@Arcturuseyes]

I really like your interview skills, very good questions to kinda steer Bert in good directions. You're a good interviewer.

[@Chillllllbruh]

If only everyone could maintain success and a life while being a raging alcoholic. Respect to Brent.

[@Ottophil]

The trick is you gotta eat poorly and do drugs too

[@Chillllllbruh]

@@Ottophil Done and done.

[@Surfncoop1]

I watched 2 bears and now just finished this podcast. I think I'm good with Bert for a while.

[@jellojoe00]

Bert isn't popular, he is abundant.

[@sventharfatman]

"God damnit man, I have the best feet in town." - Bernie Krislysis, 2022

[@ThisIsSpartttaaa]

The 2 Bears 1 Cave spinoff is really on brand.

[@jeffsalzman9940]

Does anyone know where Sickle-Cell gets all this dope athletic wear? Shits not even on the company's website usually.