Hooper is Drunk and Useless

Quint makes the mistake of introducing Hooper to his apricot brandy and drunken chaos ensues...

[@BXVAce]

I love how it goes from three guys hunting a monsterous shark to two guys that had enough of their drunken fishing buddy.

[@boskocam4854]

that lil laugh when he passes by the window gets me everytime

[@jesusknight72]

When everybody started reaching for weapons I lost it HAHAHAHAHA

[@michaelvaughn8864]

Hahaha😂 That shit was crazy

[@KevRunkle]

I cried 🤣🤣

[@cowboyluigi5275]

"it's not a shark" God i love this

[@Jackal_El_Lobo34]

The Great Bootleg "SHUT UP!!!"

[@gbanimations2996]

“It’s not a shark.” “Shut up!” Wack! “Watch ya head!”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@fraundakelmbrilpondaprost90]

This was incredibly well-edited to the point of me busting my gut laughing. I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Pure chaos, and it's perfect. Most YTP-style vids just jumble a bunch of shit together randomly, but this tells a coherent story that puts it in another echelon.

[@shyjames83]

Seriously....this is BRILLIANT!!!!

[@MELF]

LMAO. I had to watch this video multiple times. This is golden. You've inspired my crew to make some recuts of our own. - Chicago Bane

[@skyrimplayer2547]

(Hooper makes face) Quint wacks him with bat "Don't you tell me my business again" Best part

[@alexsaucedo8032]

LMAOOOOO. So fuckin funny. BAWHAHAHA LOL

[@noobyegg4859]

ikr 🤣

[@jeffroegner1499]

Agreed. Love the stories of Shaw tormenting Dick dreyfuss. 😄

[@jasonsabourin2275]

Oh man, this actually hurt my head, from the laughing, thankyou, I think.

[@militaryhistoryguy827]

A tiny overreaction on Quint’s part

[@ripussr1766]

1:09 best scene when quint hits them with the bat I died laughing, after rewatching this part countless times, hooper literally steps back a split second before he gets hit. This is so perfect

[@danielleross9036]

I love the faces that Hooper makes at Quint when is back is turned lol :)

[@hvafaenskaljeghete1800]

Actually that was an argument they had irl on the set, plus the "you got city hands mr hooper you been counting money all your life"

[@emilyrichards4033]

@@hvafaenskaljeghete1800 so they were actually arguing but decided to put it in the film? 😅

[@TheRealDarrylStrawberry]

ITS NOT A SHARK! LMAOOOOO

[@Jackal_El_Lobo34]

Nick Rodriguez SHUT UP!

[@arturoandrereyarteaga4504]

SHUT UUUUP

[@ramauldsgamingandeverthing6416]

@@arturoandrereyarteaga4504 ssuuuiuckkkkk cooooock.

[@2forflintching]

Seriously can't stop laughing

[@andremouton4286]

1:47 Hooper: It's Not A Shark. Quint: SHUT UP!!! GET BACK THERE!!! LOL

[@RealFRGTheDarkBlue]

Like 10

[@Jean_Pierre_Wehry]

I'm stoned at 2:30 AM and laughing myself a 6 pack in bed. This is the funniest video I've seen in a long time. When Brody shot Hooper I lost it 😂

[@jeffroegner1499]

Well, hooper did score with ellen in the book. 😃😄

[@horrorfanandy4647]

@@jeffroegner1499 I wanted the shark to eat everyone in the book! Everyone was awful to each other the whole time! Jesus H Christ, when the most likeable character is the *_journalist_* you know you have an unlikable bunch!

[@stevenmoore4612]

1:46 Bruh I can’t!!😂😂

[@xraystudios3693]

0:48 best part

[@kingofthemonsters9855]

Me:when trying to get down

[@captainunload]

Quint took his bat to Hooper, Brody shoots him... Nice.

[@Midnight1138]

And don't forget, they suddenly had buckets full of fresh chow afterwards ;-)

[@xXLeAkErXx]

I'M COMIN' AROUND AGAIN!

[@crowdkilleryote]

HOOOPERRRR!

[@kezadrone]

I'm coming a( Burrrrrrp)gain!

[@arturoandrereyarteaga4504]

"HOOPEEEEER"

[@earlygail]

That’s when I dropped my phone

[@gbanimations2996]

“It’s not a shark” “Shut up! Watch your head!”🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@Joey7Z7Horror]

The editing of these recuts are so hilariously well made that you could easily pass it off as a real scene from a horror comedy to a blind reactor

[@NWSaint]

LMFAO!!!!.. Damn!.. one of THE BEST edits I've ever seen.. my stomach still hurts from laughing so hard.. especially at 2:06 when Quint really starts in on him.. made my day right here!

[@oscardawson2196]

"I'm coming around again-" :nearly crashes boat: "HOOPER!!!" the moment where i die from laughing

[@grandmasterdragonborn6841]

(Hooper make face) (Quint wacks him with bat) "Don't you tell me my business again"

[@NtroPtoXtroP]

Robert Panico, in a time where Hollywood no longer possesses writers or producers with any comedic talent whatsoever, you are a breath of fresh air. Trouble was, though, I couldn't catch my breath while watching this from laughing so hard. People who are actually funny still exist. What a relief...

[@williamengelhard185]

This is so god damn funny. I'm sitting on the toilet trying to take a crap and i cant because i'm laughing so fucking hard. Definitely in the top ten funniest edits in youtube history.

[@turdfurgeson2032]

Dude. Same with me. I'm sitting here on the can and can't shit

[@frankdeleon4209]

Wait?! How can u be laughing hard and not be able to take a crap. Seriously like how

[@noahdavidson8733]

I randomly thought of these videos today after not seeing them for probably ten years. 11 year old me thought this was the funniest shit in the world, and it really still is. I’m so glad to see it’s all still here.

[@matthewchristiansen9978]

It's not a shark ! *Punch* SHADDUP!

[@WhatTheHe11isTHAT]

This was so much better than I thought it would be.

[@noobyegg4859]

2:04 best part

[@ExplorerDS6789]

Just goes to show the movie would still be entertaining even without the shark.

[@Joey7Z7Horror]

Well honestly sharks are awesome and Jaws is the best shark film but I gotta say that what’s really memorable about the characters are this trio. The trio themselves are hilarious and entertaining even without the shark. So I agree. I’d actually wanna watch a film where it’s just these guys fishing honestly 😂

[@Joey7Z7Horror]

@Arthur Morgan lol

[@thickerconstrictor9037]

Bahahahha the giggle while he's running outside the window 😂😂😂

[@onlyawesomely1622]

Love how this gets funnier by the minute. It really starts at 1:12 XD

[@charanjit1974]

hoooperrr

[@Haywerth]

When Hooper says "It's not a shark," I hurt myself from laughing so hard.

[@THEdjpluto]

I'm literally DYING!!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jerome5ify]

you killed me, brilliant edit 'not a shark" LMAO

[@jaychamberlain5551]

1:01 I can’t stop laughing

[@jaychamberlain5551]

Thank you

[@DrasticFox2004]

1:45 “It’s not a shark” *”SHUT UP!”* *(knocks him sideways)* LMFAO 😂😂😂

[@RecutWTM]

My personal fav moment haha

[@madwolfgarton9997]

"Oh boys oh boys"😂

[@nicholasformosa2078]

I love it. I watch this twice a year

[@grootbillyclub3897]

I love how he falls off the bridge and starts laughing.

[@CapnSchep]

Brilliant editing LMAO 😂 ...!!

[@sexualchocolate3550]

I lost it when he hit Hooper with the bat.

[@alexcasares5943]

2:24 it wqs at this moment that drunk Hooper knew...he f**d up.

[@4737Studios]

My god they chopped him up into chum, and they laughed about it!

[@Zhoh47]

It funny the way you make Hooper seem drunk, and Quint just bothering him...lmfao. I love it

[@darkfish8053]

Hooper: It's not a shark. Quint: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!

[@TheHero136]

I love how hooper is trying to get all his things and get off the ship but Brody's shot kills him and I think it's also hilarious that quint chops him up. So Fuuny.

[@rastas4766]

Starts driving the boat. *Hooper neutral!*

[@jeffreypsl1]

The end would have been perfect with Quint saying " Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies."

[@jackcraven2266]

Holy shit, i nearly died laughing halfway through the video! I had to pause it just to catch my breath! Great, great work mate!

[@nathansdrawinguk1882]

My best part: Hooper: "Boys, oh boys." *Hooper falls* Hooper: (laughs)

[@SunriseDreams-]

Omg ! Funniest video I ever watched.

[@Knuckelsix44]

I havent laughed that hard in a long time!!!

[@don62snodgrass]

I just watched this for the first time and laughed out loud! Thanks!

[@justaweepingangel.]

*Jumps down.* "It's not a shark." *Falls.*

[@christopheracosta7658]

As Jaws being one of my favorite movies ever, this was just great. " its not a shark" was the best. This was funny as hell.

[@blunite545]

I laughed so hard i almost puked. These are great, thanks for sharing!!!

[@whatareyoulookingat908]

Long time watcher of this one. Shared it with quite a few people. I have a few saved but this is my favorite of yours. Great work! : )

[@Jacksnackify]

That took a weirdly darker cut at the end than I expected. Still, lol.

[@josephsrealm8015]

Hooper chum. MY FAVORITE

[@rexyplayz5057]

I love it when Hooper laughs that the barrel almost hits Brody then Quint gets pissed at Hopper

[@JagdActor1]

Dude, I just sat at work today and all day just watched your videos one by one, each better than the last! This is awesome, but dude 10 YEARS AGO UPLOADED!? You gotta make more!

[@grandmasterdragonborn6841]

Thanks for the chum, Hooper!

[@data790]

Please make more. Absolute genius and I can't stop laughing

[@karithatthought2304]

😂🤣 this is fantastic! It’s cheered me up so much! Loving this!

[@jamlym4974]

One thing I love about this movie is that aside from being a terrifying shark thriller, it's also an uplifting depiction of three guys going on a jolly boating trip in the Summer.

[@PyrozPlayground]

I don't know how I got here, but I'm glad I did! X'D

[@pontiacvibe3852]

This is sooo funny!!! Never laughed this hard in a long time.. Good job making the video :-)

[@padfo0t]

I'm crying while I watch this over and over. Especially when quint whacks him with the bat. Awesome cut please do more videos

[@briangraham4880]

I like when Quint starts the engine and blews it!!! I can't stop laughing.

[@craigusselman546]

Hooper 2 Just when you thoght you were safe from the drunken half assed astronaut.

[@dboogeman2002]

hey I just wanted to let you know that that was probably the funniest parody movie from any old movie I've ever seen thank you so much for its creation

[@joshuaselvig6832]

Note to self: Try some of Quint’s apricot brandy.

[@joaopereira2096]

this is genius

[@krystalharwood3123]

0:18 I do that every time I drink a can of soda! my mom just rolls her eyes at me

[@austinlamons3729]

"It's not a shark" followed by Hooper busting his ass was gold!

[@KARINCLANE]

LMAO You never stop amazing me with your talent and creativity in recuts. These jaws ones are the best.

[@bariumenema6865]

This is one of the funniest things I have seen. I've seen Jaws at least 50 times. Excellent work.

[@MegaBronco91]

I have watched this many times now and you deserve something for these edits, it’s absolute gold.

[@flyingfox1679]

Lol I remember watching these a lot when I was younger, It’s still as funny xD also 1:46 “it’s not a shark” LMAO

[@JustSomeCanadianGuy]

First time I saw this I pissed my pants when the engine exploded as Quint hit the gas! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hietard]

The part where the barrel nearly takes out Brody, and Hooper runs off giggling was awesome.

[@RecutWTM]

Yep, that one's still on this channel

[@iamsean92]

this is amazing.

[@annettegenovesi4012]

OMG this was the funniest take on Jaws I have ever seen. I actually fell on the floor laughing. Seems some stuff was from the cutting room floor. Loved this; thank you.

[@greenthousands]

I love that these videos are recut around a handful of scenes and the shark becomes secondary to the recut story. It's a collection of madcap silliness aboard the Orca as three guys screw with each other without any appreciable gains. These videos are hilarious fun!

[@johnsuter465]

This is amazingly funny!!! Thanks for posting.

[@daveminion6209]

wow, this is a REALLY GOOD edit, very funny stuff. great job on a classic, esp how Hopper keeps falling, lol

[@noobyegg4859]

2:42 omg 😆

[@jamesmckean3221]

Hooper's reaction was always funny, even before the recuts!

[@sammyboy4846]

Robert Shaw would of laughed at this video if he was around haha lol

[@drdvs69]

Love this movie, and loved your parody... funny as hell!

[@futrellyourself]

This is my favorite thing.

[@xcgg]

They turned that lunatic Hooper into chum!!! I just love how you edit the film and sound and create a whole new situation. It's funny as hell

[@Macarze]

If you ever got the chance to make a full length film with Jaws (re-edited as you have) I'd pay full price multiple times to see it and drag all my friends to it, great work fellow film brother.

[@xOAllieCatOx]

This has to be the best video I've seen in years lol bravo great work on the edits.

[@Macarze]

Your videos are the best. Still makes me laugh to this day.

[@leviflimco]

This is the best video on KZbin! I LOVE IT!

[@RaZeRbLaDeZ]

I seriously thought I was going to die laughing that hard... Like I was actually scared for a minute there, thanks for the huge laugh its been years since I've laughed like that!

[@Grymmorgan]

That…was VERY well done!! x^D