This Was *NOT* Supposed to Happen…

[@lacedrain]

Having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card!

[@meeschell7]

As corny as it sounds, this is true. Reading legit saved my life as a kid.

[@RSyed-tu4rn]

Why did I instantly read this to the tune of the library card song from “Arthur” 😂 (and this is before I even watched the pod so idek if they mention it lol)

[@lacedrain]

@@RSyed-tu4rn That's how I meant it when I wrote it 😂. Oddly enough, they end up mentioning Arthur but for a different reason lol

[@RSyed-tu4rn]

@@lacedrain Hahaha 90s PBS was where it’s at! 🔥

[@detectvt9849]

OMG! SO JUST SO EVERYONE KNOWS. DRIVE THRU BANKS STILL EXIST!!!

[@Boscarfoster]

You guys don’t need guests all the time. We enjoy just you guys too. You guys bring a whole different vibe when it’s just you too, it’s cool !

[@stormiewilliams5890]

Imagine being so LA you don't think drive through tellers don't exist anymore.. or that NO ONE goes to the bank anymore hahahahahaha Y'all so funny

[@EyesByBec]

LMAO right?!? i was a banker for the past 3 years and we still do drive thru banking & we have lollipops too. i worked for TD bank in ny 😂😂

[@stormiewilliams5890]

@@EyesByBec hahah my first real job was a teller and the bank still used 10-Keys hahahah

[@bayleehockensmith2773]

As a banker I found that so funny 🤦🏼‍♀️🤣🤣

[@jenniferalexiz]

my brain is equally balanced after listening to unfiltered and now hoot and a half

[@Boscarfoster]

This comment >> 😂 I never miss any episodes of this two podcasts

[@keiph4364]

Neither me but I tend to scroll past the 'Unfiltered' episodes with Kenny cuz i'm kinda Matt biased lol

[@meghanmichaud5741]

Same

[@estellakooy7786]

@@keiph4364 same

[@isairodas9525]

Mike’s laugh when Matt was joking about him winning the most musical had me dying 🤣

[@thorisor2428]

"the venn diagram of cheugy and basic is a circle" - Mike 😂

[@savmillard]

This has quickly become my fav podcast duo- I love the stimulation ok

[@vescp1250]

I could listen you guys just talk about random stuff for HOURS! I like this more when it's just convo and not an interview ❤️ Love you guys. Best episode so far

[@alishabagley4176]

I hate to think I’d make fun of people like Matt and Mike back in school but now their my favorite people to listen to 🥺

[@alexandyulie]

i love how Todd cuddles all his friends🥰

[@dharsea5050]

I WORK @ A BANK in Washington we still have the tubes and we are giving suckers out still. But we're also a real locally, woman owned bank. Over 110 years same family owned. Amazing!!! We also have the ITM/ATM so best of all worlds 😀 love yall!!!

[@Rick1Nz]

This is by far my favourite podcast.. u guys were flowing so easily

[@allisonlucas7501]

If it helps, I needed your story Mike. Thanks ❤

[@ashleybrice6267]

Coming from a vet tech please go to the hospital immediately for treatment of Rabies depending on how close your bite is to your brain is how many hours you have before it’s to late to treat. Also cats teeth have Pasteurella in them causing infection in bites you need antibiotics for treatment of that too. Love the show guys! Questioned how well your personalities were going to click but honestly love it! ❤️

[@kirstiewebb60]

I could listen to Matt & Mike talk all day! & Loved the surprise guest at the end :)

[@brognarly3827]

"Dogs can get drunk" "But do flies have stomachs?" 🤣🤣😭

[@amyvaughn100]

Y'all's set gives me 1980's, we are at grandma's house vibes! 😂

[@LifefulLife]

I don't think I'm alone in saying, guests are great, but I actually prefer the podcast with just the two of you!

[@courtneydamico9657]

It’s ok if you don’t know EVERYTHING Matt, my husband always says. “I don’t know everything, but I know a little about a lot” you can use that quote. 😂😂😂

[@ScottishAnnie]

thats what i say to my kids 😆

[@julia19992]

one of the best episodes so far of this pod!!!!!

[@Hoot-and-a-Half]

:)

[@zeidypaola]

Ugh dude I have been single for a year and a half. Watching Mike every week is shaping what I am looking for in a partner.

[@ronweasley4096]

Yes, Mike is awesome and very underrated.

[@lesco51790]

You have great taste

[@jessicawilliams9190]

From Tennessee here 🙋🏼‍♀️ My dog and I both get treats from the bank drive-thru 😁 makes our day!

[@secret99826]

u guys argue like my mom and i LMAOOO it cracks me up

[@benjidog1514]

So I literally told my friends about that cat toxoplasma and they looked at me like I was crazy. Thanks Matt.

[@meganne5400]

The reflection of the camera in the painting is messing with me 😂

[@ScottishAnnie]

same lol

[@shashankshekhar8538]

What’s jeff fm cohost doing here ?

[@LaurasWhatKnots]

Matt, you gotta put that Christmas village up! 😂 but I will say I appreciate a good Christmas village and am happy you partake in the hobby as well!

[@YeahThatsKyle]

It’s that time of the week to have another hoot & a half 🥳

[@featherrosemain4691]

5:55 I caught Casey Neistat and Josh peck but.. what's the first? 🤔

[@amphibiansatemybf]

I think Todd and Natalie

[@raisa863]

@@amphibiansatemybf that's what I thought too

[@justlikeheavenx]

you guys def don't need guests, sometimes i prefer these episodes!! you guys are so fun to listen to talk, you have such interesting conversation

[@justlikeheavenx]

also mike pronounced gif right

[@tkearns123]

Awe, Mike and I almost have the same birthday! Mine is the 2nd! Seriously love you guys 💖💖

[@misssophie8094]

Todd not doing risky skydiving - he learned from Jeff's accident

[@9billiondogs]

they boys are back in town baby lets goooo !!!

[@thomasstelling9793]

josh peck was definitely the last of the guests that didn't come that you had to lip read

[@tracysingh292]

I love these guys! Legit my favorite podcast.

[@sierradickinson760]

We still have drive-through banking here in arkansas..I didn't realize that was an outdated thing?!

[@ericbomba9204]

Same here in Pennsylvania. I feel old now lmao.

[@EyesByBec]

same in NY!! haha

[@markking9315]

Another great show!! Enjoy watching you guys every week! When’s the new merchandise coming out?

[@lindseyreed1719]

My grandma yikes to work at a library so every time we visited her we would go and spend the night there! Lights off, play hide and go seek among the shelves, every time I remember it it’s like a fever dream 😂

[@pixxie102]

When I was in Girl Scouts I got to stay the night at the library and the Detroit science center, two of the best experiences ever! Also the blind pig!! So missed

[@Meghanalyssa99]

The way Mikes shirt matches the pillows is awesome

[@TM-tr7re]

lunch break from interning and see u guys uploaded😇

[@Hoot-and-a-Half]

enjoy your lunch ! 💛

[@courtneycogdell4987]

Around me every bank still has those air tube things, you just take your check or cash to deposit

[@megan_1]

"an ice rinky dinky" lol Matt 😂

[@leahlehmier5637]

Matt King!! I could listen to you talk for houuuuurs!! Love u king!!

[@dw0001]

Matt I’m obsessed with Madmen. As soon as you said it’s a chip n dip I pictured Pete Campbell. Next time I watch the series it will be my ninth time 🥸

[@Miniwheat22523]

I love mikes laughter! 😂

[@marart780]

Loved Mike on Jeff FM 🤩😆

[@marifergarrido6439]

WOAH MATTS SHIRT LOOKS SO COOL :)

[@lesco51790]

So it sounds like Matt is very curious around glory holes as well. I’m sorry, lol the way you described blockbuster & library drop off boxes had me dying laughing.

[@anakanbara5219]

At first I thought “take a shot every time they say ‘library’” but then I realized I be drunk before 10 minutes in. Lol then I felt like they had a challenge to say library X amount of times today.

[@student8557]

I'm so curious to what Todd is now certified in. Also can't wait until Todd starts his podcast in a couple of weeks. All these new podcasts from the VS that are starting are great, so much content.

[@nonamenoname-qp7qd]

sky diving

[@sofiamattson9327]

watch Jeffs docu series. him natalie & todd are apl certified sky divers now

[@student8557]

@@nonamenoname-qp7qd Besides skydiving. He has been certified for skydiving for a while already

[@student8557]

@@sofiamattson9327 Besides skydiving. He has been certified for skydiving for a while already. He recently certified in something else, they literally talk about it in the podcast.

[@alody45]

Hahaha the Venn diagram of cheugy and basic is a circle!! 😂😂😂

[@christinafreeani2149]

@34:15 Mr. Matt Know-it-all with the back-to-back "laBtop" 🤣 in case ya didnt catch it the first time

[@aallytrn]

we need a podcast room tour

[@LifefulLife]

I've always wondered if its like a set, where like you turn around and suddenly you're no longer in your grandmothers 80s beach house, maybe like empty PR boxes and some random ikea chair

[@cloeholmstrom3096]

I 10000% agree with Matt on the Chooginess, there is DEFINITELY a difference from “basic” and Choogy

[@camillesuarez2999]

Yes they do drive-thru banking 😂😂

[@emilymoczarski2633]

the high school you were talking about is called bartram trail high school in jacksonville fl, they were my rival high school lol. i have a few friends who went there, thankfully none of their photos got altered but it was definitely a crazy situation

[@ttime4656]

All the banks where I live ( RI / CT ) still have drive through. Just went to it yesterday🤣

[@staceythompson163]

Love Mike's shirt! Does anyone know where its from?

[@jessicarobinson2235]

matt and mike knowing nothing about star wars kills me 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kirsten1273]

That Elon Musk impression was so good lmao

[@earmstrong6104]

Holy shit I feel old . 🤣 listening to these two talk about their parents using the drive thru service at the bank .. I use it all the time lol . 36 going on 76 🤣🤣

[@sofiamattson9327]

drive through banking is still pretty big over here in Nor Cal, but its justa regular ATM like you would walk up to, instead its a drive up.

[@Mark-vk7dc]

Is this episode segments of previous shows? I swear I've heard the Hebrew School story before?

[@lesco51790]

This intro was absolutely AMAZING!

[@jenniferfillmore3749]

LMFAOOOO MATTS IMPERSONATION OF ELON MUSK 😂😂👌🏼

[@natalieleui4118]

As a pro lip reader I’m super disappointed that Adrian from “Adrian’s Kickback” would choose not to show up for Hoot & a Half; smh

[@gabrielrodrigues6064]

The others were Cassie N. and Josh Peck, right?

[@ashleyrussell5699]

@@gabrielrodrigues6064 the only one I could read was Josh Peck, I was hoping someone else would pick up on the other two 😂

[@Chelsyclb]

I thought the first person he said was John? Lol idk

[@alicedavis181]

@@ashleyrussell5699 i think the first one was Todd and Natalie ?

[@Boscarfoster]

Only name I figured out in that name drop was Josh peck ? 😂

[@Eebeoz]

Same lol

[@brognarly3827]

Casey Neistat was the second one

[@raven4205]

Banks still have the sucky tube things. I worked at a bank for two weeks and never learned the proper name for them, but also never tried looking it up.

[@brognarly3827]

Todd and Natalie, Casey Neistat, Josh Peck

[@student8557]

Yes. Those are also the people he mentioned in his latest mukbang video with Joe

[@cloeholmstrom3096]

Omg of course they still have drive through banking you guys! It’s so weird to think about how they see life so differently but I’m just 19 and that is so normal for me here in Iowa!

[@mariespinoza6081]

So my school had 2 options for senior yearbook photos first was have them taken @ school 2nd was having them a professionally done @ a studio i paid for mine professionally done and it wasn't in the yearbook for my SENIOR year I was on the "not pictured" section 🙃

[@jaylee5191]

how many times did they say library in this 😂

[@meganlabbe3392]

Ok but why did yall have an ad read from another podcast?!

[@laurenmcgovern7001]

Matt- you're Elon impression was 🤌 mwah

[@jessk02]

mike!! we're bday twins!!🥳

[@eddychavez2182]

Wtf was that weird cut at 29:17. I was really engaged in what mike was about to say and they edited it out! At least finish the thought gosh darnit. Fuck.

[@oh9897]

I see what you guys did at the beginning of the video with the star wars talk. Real talk

[@vanessavanessaaa]

Banks drive through are definitely still a thing - at least in Texas lol

[@TheMuffinz4]

MY BIRTHDAY IS THE 4TH TOO!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKE!!

[@kkatepate]

who’s gonna tell matt that there’s no such thing as Jiffy and it’s actually just always been Jif😳 mandela affect

[@melissalynn6496]

They do still do the tube at the bank. I did it with my grandma yesterday. 14:30

[@francescastratford8625]

Gosh we love todd

[@leonardodavinny1148]

Awesome! Matt the Rat King is back!

[@MakiBrownn]

Mike I’m from Kansas and have never hear of “choosiness”? Before please don’t feel bad I’m 23 and now I feel like I’m 54

[@conniebragg5887]

My coworker got scratched by her cat and the bacteria almost killed her because it went to her heart so please get checked!

[@lauren3449]

Who’s gonna tell mike he isnt 50 years old yet and we still have drive trough banking in the midwest. The whole country isnt LA mike lmao.

[@Miniwheat22523]

My bank does it!!! In Clovis ca bank of Sierra the whole tube thing lol I use it still!

[@sydneygarrett9108]

They do have drive through banking! I just did it. But I’m also in a small town in North Carolina

[@raisa863]

I wonder what Todd is certified in! You guys should do another couples podcast episode with Todd/Natalie, Scott/Jac and Joe/Annelise

[@student8557]

Yes! Nat & Todd were supposed to go on Unfiltered together, but Nat was out of town at the time so Todd went alone. She will be a guest on Todds new podcast tho so that's exciting.

[@armandocastillo9566]

Casey and josh peck?? Did i get the guest names right???

[@UntitledPhobia]

They still have the banks that suck up your checks. Lol. I live on the east coast in new Hampshire.

[@emaleighscott8595]

My bank still has the check tube lol

[@WeatheredModelsByColton]

Disappointed in how little you guys know about Star Wars but I still love you both lol.

[@detectvt9849]

OMG! DRIVE THRU BANKS STILL EXIST!

[@laurengilbert7857]

CASEY NEISTAT, JOSH PECK, AND ANOTHER ONE I COULDNT MAKE OUT WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ON WHAT THE HECK

[@student8557]

It's Natalie & Todd, Casey Neistat and Josh Peck. He mentioned it in his latest mukbang video with Joe.

[@marybelle]

My birthday is June 6th! Happy early birthday, Mike!

[@musiclovercarter]

I got Casey Neistat when you mouthed the guests that couldn't make it

[@student8557]

It's Natalie & Todd, Casey Neistat and Josh Peck. He mentioned it in his latest mukbang video with Joe.

[@olivialyszyk2888]

oh hey budddddssss!! Best time of the week!

[@cyberpeachh1529]

Tod and Natalie, stass, josh peck

[@brognarly3827]

Not stass, casey neistat