What 1000 Hours As FURNITURE Looks Like [ Rainbow Six: Siege ]

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[@rechtsguy4005]

*"Mum said it's my turn on Mira's window"* *Dying....*

[@thelvadam2884]

Art... simply.... Art

[@aiheki]

"oh no someone is having fun in casual better report them for griefing"... That I really felt lol

[@reanukeeves392]

This is a certified siege classic

[@bodhithekid5899]

Oh No he’s here

[@drake4217]

i see... K e e v e s.

[@krystalinegaming6122]

run just run!!!!!!!

[@creebow2625]

Oh god. It’s keeves.

[@OoGnAhS]

Why is he here nooo

[@shadow3dfx]

Wtf, That has to be the most epic intro i ever seen.

[@giostoumamalaki2476]

it feels like an uncharted intro lmao

[@imatsnooblyshousse8855]

CERTIFIED HOOT CLASSIC

[@callmetatan]

Agreed

[@kukatheboss275]

He deserves way more views, he's the only r6 youtuber that doesn't think loud=funny

[@LordTyph]

imagine him and Badger doing a collab. We'd have two opposites on the spectrum.

[@ethandonnelly1973]

Yenno when I looked at camo patterns in the past I was often like "No fucking way you'd look at that and not realize it's a person" Then someone explained that it's about breaking up the human shape more than anything. And watching people walk past a circle, a horizontal rectangle and two vertical rectangles, not realizing what they're looking at, I get it now. And it's still dumb as hell

[@WhatIsTheHeat]

The only time I am even close to 'falling' for it. It is my team who is blind and I just assumed they cleared site. Or Mira was in a corner I would not have checked anyway

[@ethandonnelly1973]

@@WhatIsTheHeat You should check every corner though. It's called "sweep and clear" not "Assume it's clear"

[@aderpyaxolotl]

@@masonreppeto882 OMG LMAO

[@eranodelpum9752]

@@masonreppeto882 your father is a bad person or something?

[@masonreppeto882]

@@eranodelpum9752 It's pretty common for your parents to get upset if you're caught playing lego starwars at midnight on a school night. However yes the guy was an abusive piece of shit lmao.

[@cinfdef]

6:09 This whole video makes me reconsider the actual functionality of Snake's cardboard box

[@Panny_Parrons_wamangituka]

Not wrong 😂

[@APXLLYXN]

2:16 I like how Jager's head turns to Hoot like "Bruh"

[@radium4194]

Literally just “I can’t believe you’ve done this”

[@eclipse2915]

*"READING YOU LIKE A FIDDLE"* -Hoot 2021

[@Tom-H1]

*"PLAYING YOU LIKE A BOOK!"*

[@hyil2223]

Pengu must have been impressed by your voice talent

[@therewillbegoodman2726]

Imagine this game having proximity chat and hoot says: "*behind you*"

[@theloveseatlords6649]

Everyone here’s saying that the intro was very epic. At any second I was expecting you to say “Dearest Marie, as the war ends for me I have no regrets.” Like dude did you voice act in the ending of Valiant Hearts

[@GaryHamad]

NO NOT THE FEELS NOOOOOO

[@camaranjones6679]

@@GaryHamad *feeling*

[@fluffyx1556]

voice acting is overrated... Mira window morphing is good enough

[@generalgrievous6689]

Bruh, you know you're good if Pengu's main joins your game.

[@senatorarmstrong7380]

Hey, do I know you?

[@generalgrievous6689]

@@senatorarmstrong7380 This is getting out of hand, now, there are 2 of us!

[@richardmillhousenixon]

@@senatorarmstrong7380 Nice argument Senator, why don't you back it up with a source?

[@FadedGT]

The intro was like a story bro!

[@grandprixrejects7027]

11:07 that is DEFINITELY a Narcos reference. Definitely.

[@splnter648]

This is the vibe as hiding in a box in tf2. Sometimes it works a little well and when it does, it’s always funny.

[@sebatomic870]

3:00 Hoot changed a mans life that day

[@TwoPlusTwoEqualsFive32]

That man just had a crisis.

[@totsoyuki9378]

im still horni

[@jonathansorenson6840]

There is a thin line between playing *like* IKEA furniture, and playing *as* IKEA furniture. This man has mastered both sides

[@Provakeject]

0:16 you know this guy ain't losing shit, he got the anime profile and everythin

[@rikugreenlight637]

And its a fooking nagatoro🤣🤣🤣

[@f16fightingfalcon15]

i love how hoot has the blur his warcrimes to avoid being demonetized

[@snowy9073]

10:21 Glaz was like: "damn i really got headshotted twice not ONCE but TWICE"

[@GSGPhanttom]

Hoot is a magician, this man can write on a piece of paper with his mask backwards 🧞‍♂️

[@micha3111]

11:05 average south america country

[@british_punk_1656]

- It's cause I'm horny. - Stop being horny. Be happy. This is the most wholesome thing i've heard in months.

[@ramannoodle2129]

5:00 I am expecting a video where you devour your balaclava in the next few days coming. you would not break a promise, would you? love your videos.

[@DrakoWulf]

He'll make a balaclava-shaped cake and eat that. It's a balaclava, and it's his.

[@ninja6245-real]

1:37 Meet the spy.

[@quant1]

Favorite moment from this video 6:27

[@thedisliked5365]

No french letter

[@wantdatcadpat44]

Praise Abort by Lindeman btw :D

[@danigamer3274]

0:27 DUDE, the damn balaclava man🤣

[@ks35316]

1:28 “Should I execute him?” Me: The time has come. Execute Order 66.

[@ManOfPillowDoom]

Cringe

[@CHRF-55457]

@@ManOfPillowDoom Like your mother.

[@CWGminer]

Good soldiers follow orders.

[@sp1cysoup]

I miss vax i hope hes doing ok :(

[@itzameh2233]

VAX

[@desertsmeagol7073]

*ARE YOU FROM KAZAKHSTAN?*

[@liamodea3469]

He lives on in our hearts

[@rulkindasucks4400]

Don't worry, he's safe in Kazakhstan

[@eclipse2915]

legend says he's still being asked where he's from

[@deadmqn_]

11:06 that was so cool. my god.

[@LivingZombie706]

It’s just something in casuals minds that make Mira holding the mirror completely invisible to them

[@jrodboi7321]

Its just people tend to look past it because they are looking for things like people running around. people tend to just not notice

[@auscete2762]

I like how in the book it shows the reason for the DDOS is Raffler-3, little callback to a mute video

[@Hels_vessel]

When he's singing the intro to Praise Abort by Lindemann at 6:26 😭

mate i was listening to it on spotify and i hover over the video and i saw the preview of tills mouth i was mindblown

[@mubrek236]

''SUGMA Vol. 1'' I'm dying

[@jimmygravy806]

this video is gonna get me through the rest of the week lol

[@fyregus]

10:00 i love that cam spot. I had one funny guy on the enemy team who was confused. He was like "what fucking camera? Nasa?"

[@toolazytomakeaname7793]

watching these videos is like going to a museum, you reutrn to them sometimes and it's still good

[@orange5990]

3:16 - i felt that pain

[@totsoyuki9378]

yep

[@Boba_Fett_Bounty_Hunter]

11:45 WHERE IS THAT DAMN WOOKIE

[@mozziela]

You're mistaken Boba, no wookie, only a dum dum

[@Boba_Fett_Bounty_Hunter]

@@mozziela oh thank god

[@shankhh]

2:25 eyes of a man who can no more trust

[@grqfes]

0:01 im so glad Anomaly managed to stick to that diet and work out like he planned at the beginning. real man of his word. god bless

[@omegs]

I wonder what papa is doing

[@josephsenn3290]

The dark souls 3 parry sound in the outro just gave me so much dopamine

[@duckkey7025]

Thatcher: alright who’s ready to find this furniture Mira: right behind you

[@kymedd]

4:50 mop lmao XDDDD

[@Nekoneko_99]

Nagatoro-san 0:17 I'm such a weeb

[@waffleboi8508]

Man Hoot is a perfect narrator for medieval war age

[@notsotechy2736]

I like the effort put into the intro props man

[@raahim4691]

11:00 gave me chills man

[@JixWasTaken]

the narcos reference lol

[@JohnHandle-]

I don't get it, can you explain?

[@therichbarbecue340]

Sugma Vol 1 The siege chronicles of Hoot

[@lolmanbob123]

7:26 Homie blasted someone off of the server

[@Charlie-cu6yt]

"sniff sniff, mmm this pistol smells good" lmfao

[@Hummingbird_hub]

6:07 After that HEHE I felt muself in danger

[@wantdatcadpat44]

6:27 WAIT THATS LINDEMANN LMAOOO

[@hitboii0065]

That dark souls parry sound effect felt so amazing at outro

[@MrStefanSociety]

That rendition of Praise Abort might just be the most beautiful thing I've ever heard, please, do the full song I'll pay.

[@justins8634]

The way the jager was looking at you after you killed him lol, "bruh"

[@reyz1713]

„Mom said it’s my turn on Mira windows“ 😂😂😂

[@rodneycusi7978]

Dis some good content, you have earned a sub my friend

[@OoGnAhS]

Just silently killing peeking people... Noice

[@thanhdoan4740]

this dude got a badass voice that i always wish for.

[@dead-eyedevil3360]

"Sugma - Vol. 1" caught me off-guard.

[@JohnSmithM2C]

this is a certified hoot classic and funny asf

[@alexsimonenko465]

8:23 that moment when you begin to feel like the surface of the sun

[@rebin997]

Hoot: hehe - : Notices that sounded girly : Hoot , Says hehe like a demonic Demon : HEHE. Like we didn't hear that sweet heart

[@somebody_JB]

"you never truly know how to sweat until you play rainbow six," a wise man once said.

[@johnnyfrankenstein0123]

Being furniture is a smart tactical decision and strategy

[@aTTaX420]

ahahahhahaha "Anagram? SawCon?" ahahahahahha

[@bananamanjo3]

High risk high reward... “hehe🤪” 👹: hehe

[@thefergottenop499]

Bro that was the most cheekiest thing I saw in the intro you got me bro

[@alienking3231]

4:51 XDDDDDDD mop lmao

[@Local_Lad]

Reject humanity, return to S H E L F

[@sakucelty]

I’ll be waiting for the “eating my balaclava” video.

[@gabrielqueiroz9832]

I'm gonna try it today, and that video made my day.

[@tras500]

reject humanity return to furniture

[@ItsCioffi]

I used to love doing this is COD with the riot shield in sabotage

[@Jekinx]

11:38 destroyed

[@simonesposito9758]

12:44 This right here proves that Ubisoft is run by robots. XD

[@hunterzkhalaf97]

YES

[@DrakoWulf]

God DAMN you have nice voice! Content and quality is lovely as well.

[@45potato95]

“Reading you like a fiddle”

[@mrunicornfartz]

Wtf I just found u and I already love you

[@sarnabhasengupta8115]

Bro this is good, he really put a lot of effort into it

[@fluffyx1556]

Mira: morphs into a window Enemy: walks past Mira: pddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddtttt

[@Bot_Hanz]

god I love lindemann

[@emeraldfox2949]

I don't see you eating no balaclava there big man

[@BlackCollar]

Everyone's tough until the dresser pulls a knife, lol...

[@arcangel-9359]

Another great vid i laughed so much keep it up HOOT

[@derpjiggle9155]

I would genuinely like to here him say “you are a sussy imposter”

[@averageinternetsurfer8089]

12:53 my man is playing siege at 12 pm midnight

[@EpicAwesomesauce]

6:27 I'm...I'm pretty sure I finished, but I'm too scared to check.

[@ElBrahh]

1:15 you son of a-

[@Sinequanonem]

The voice is just fantastic

[@Epsa_]

He’d be great for tv shows narration

[@Stahanovetsky]

MIRA in 1vs5: *I'M A FURNITURE*

[@winzyboi2765]

ayo Hoot, am waitin' for rammstein cover

[@TheInquisitor2012]

*"Bushman rules"* _- some aussie bloke_

[@--Nyx-]

that intro made me subscribe

[@blankblank9904]

oh nice. randomly got this vid suggested and find someone knowing Till lindemann :D

[@shadowfoxprower4412]

The minute when I breached and saw someone doing that with mirra I told them am I joke to you and blowtorched them to death with maverick.