“He was born a used car salesman” funniest thing I’ve heard this week
@kerrylewis25819 ай бұрын
This may have been the best outro of all GMYT. The forehead comment made me laugh. Thank you, Jake, for keeping that in and not cutting.
@richardhendrik30349 ай бұрын
I think April is starting to rethink her whole life path with Hoovie LOL😂😂😂
@theboogeyman98139 ай бұрын
She's learning a lot lately... lol
@PrinceAlhorian9 ай бұрын
This whole Stanley cup palava feels like the COVID Toilet Paper craze.
@dave_n8pu9 ай бұрын
For sure, I thought it stupid, COVID worked on your upper half, yet 'those idiots' must have thought it worked on your lower half.
@IraqVet06089 ай бұрын
Facts
@MrBradclack9 ай бұрын
You can market anything to Americans
@reign1149 ай бұрын
I'm so glad my daughter likes her Cirkul water bottle.
@Cloxxki9 ай бұрын
April thinks she's less bad because she let boys steal liquor for her. She could have had them steal cars for her, and they probably would have.
@tgeesliniii27479 ай бұрын
Aw, the beanie bandit. I'm so glad you turned yourself around. 😂😂
@SchmoopsAdventures9 ай бұрын
So if Hoovie sees me daily driving my classic 300sl gullwing on a salty snowy day he's gonna steal it from me?
@mrevil74209 ай бұрын
If Hoovie had the chance. He would steal that beanie baby all over again. Lol.
@cornelismatla47909 ай бұрын
wow the beanie baby bandit has been found FBI will be glad lol
@Nitrousbird9 ай бұрын
Jake's Statute of Limitations popup made the whole video.
@79thump89 ай бұрын
I could see stealing the Princess Di Beanie Baby. But stealing Tobasco is a little nuts.
@user-ll7fv6tu7k9 ай бұрын
My daughter's Stanley Cup was stolen at school. Serves her right for spending her birthday money on such a dumb item.
@joedenehy53639 ай бұрын
Big Stupid Cup! (best SNL skit last week)
@jriveraaustralia9 ай бұрын
How did he steal Aprils heart? Damn he’s good.
@smokey24599 ай бұрын
I purchased a bulk lot of new beanie babies on eBay. Came out to fifty cents each. Handed them out for Halloween with a piece of candy to the girls and kids under 4 years old. I did the same with hot wheels for the boys. The reactions were amazing. Kids thought they hit the lottery! Great way to re-circulate fallen collectibles.
@bmwpete65s559 ай бұрын
don't tell Hoovie if one of them was Tobasco!
@familycruisin75319 ай бұрын
Loving the new TV walls
@edreichfl65009 ай бұрын
I just can't get enough of the two of you together. The two of you are just so authentic. I don't know how else to put it. Thank you for what you do, and keep doing it
@thextremelyflammable9 ай бұрын
Half of this show is just you two dusting your glass table with or without a cat.
@carldevries20239 ай бұрын
I’m with Tyler on the beanie baby thing, I was that way with hot wheels and matchbox cars… Here's one, what would April do if she saw some kid painting a GNX yellow, with a paintbrush?
@TheFirBall9 ай бұрын
The "TVs" look great
@kerrylewis25819 ай бұрын
Did anyone else notice that April is dressed like Tabasco? She is a million times more valuable.
@jonathanfreedom1st9 ай бұрын
I'm so old I remember slap bracelets, then Fanny packs, then Trolls, then beanie babies....all ...... Dumb 😂😂
@microchrist61229 ай бұрын
“Awww, my beanie babies!”
@nitrodad159 ай бұрын
When I was 6 I stole money from my sisters piggy bank to buy a Star Wars xwing fighter. The beginning and end of my criminal career.
@justinfleming35519 ай бұрын
This episode had me in stitches! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I absolutely love watching Hoovie’s and April’s playful banter. I kept waiting for April to lean in to Hoovie and say “you bad boy!” LOL 🤣🤣🤣
@CLCIII9 ай бұрын
Obsession must be genetic. Tyler can't help himself! As April said "Born a used car salesman." As Always, May God Bless you and yours! 😇
@string21559 ай бұрын
When I heard POGs I can’t remember initially but the image of little thick plates just flashed in my mind. Childhood memories live forever.
@CanadiansInCarsGettingCocky9 ай бұрын
Tyler's the type of guy who steals from a child! 😂
@briandrake94679 ай бұрын
It was Tabasco.
@sv650rider9 ай бұрын
The Cups are emblematic of the SAHM driving a 10 year old buy here pay here Escalade.
@ScottFoster-o4u9 ай бұрын
The problem with employees trying to stop thieves is when they wind up dead. Worked for 20 years for a major retailer and on more than one occasion it happened. Store Asset Protection following someone out of the store and shot to death. Last time I remember was over a 3 pack of tee shirts. So as a retailer what do you think cost more. The tee shirts or how much his family was paid in the settlement?
@ericcarabetta11619 ай бұрын
I remember in the 90s when Michael’s (the arts and crafts store) was selling POGs. They usually had 3-4 giant treasure chest looking things, or galvanized steel tubs, filled with POGs. I probably collected a couple hundred of them, but oddly, never actually played the game. I just liked collecting the different designs.
@jb-nc8lt9 ай бұрын
Hoovie’s childhood stories are THE BEST!!!
@sammy601649 ай бұрын
Remember when Stanley made shitty screwdrivers, good tape measures, and mediocre soup thermos? How did they all of the sudden make a popular insulated cup????
@profosist9 ай бұрын
different companies. same company that made thermos for nearly 100 years though
@lisafan63659 ай бұрын
She probably loved that cute little bull beanie babie and he just took it lol that's messed up
@jasonthoren8029 ай бұрын
I've had two Yeti cups stolen from me at the golf course. Hope they like bloody marys. 😡
@Springfield20169 ай бұрын
The "Stanly thief" lives in Ca. The DUI will be more than the theft, and if her first offense, that's a night in jail, a fine and a driving class.
@stevengreco89619 ай бұрын
My favorite channel!
@briandale56459 ай бұрын
We all missed the cat in this episode. No cat that sucks .
@augustinf9 ай бұрын
I would have just proposed the kid 2 Beanie babies for that
@avioncamper9 ай бұрын
To be cool in my high school, you had to have a Member's Only jacket. Early 80's.
@johnwilliams27689 ай бұрын
First he’s a hoarder of Pogs, then Beanie babies now cars…hmmm
@td85529 ай бұрын
Tyler: But April imagine how many Hoopties i could have bought with 50k 😭😭😭
@riseupstudios129 ай бұрын
That was my first thought too
@SeanMalseed9 ай бұрын
wait JNCO jeans were just a trend? pretty sure they're a lifestyle
@andrewdowling9 ай бұрын
Wichita's Most Wanted
@matthewk95639 ай бұрын
that red Jacket is FIRE!
@chadpaynter87059 ай бұрын
Hoovie could always play "tidley winks" with april to introduce her to POGS....
@nathanc.65949 ай бұрын
Tyler, wrong is wrong. It was hers to do with whatever she wanted. If she wanted to flush it down the toilet or set it on fire. Makes no difference it was hers. What if someone decided that because you to a rare and valuable Lamborghini Countach out in the snow and did doughnuts with it, that you didn't deserve such a valuable car. Same difference. 😞
@Autocreatorz9 ай бұрын
This show brings out a lot of stories from each other that they dont know about from each other.😅
@michaeljones7189 ай бұрын
Hoovie be like Nick Cage deciding to steal the Declaration of Independence...on the playground. LOL
@briandrake94679 ай бұрын
This story about Hoovies crime wave as a child reminds me of learning those lessons of value myself, I would buy a dollar or two worth of single candy on the way to school.fireball, jolly rancher, big lemon heads, and peddle them for a quarter a piece like a street drug dealer. I also sell car's now.
@btautopartsllc8 ай бұрын
Just started the KZbin format and I'm so happy 🎉 for you both..Great chemistry 😊
@Trailmaterrocks9 ай бұрын
I honestly thought she stole a bunch of replica hockey trophies at first.
@MK-10109 ай бұрын
"Like taking candy from a baby" , eh Tyler?
@JimFlanagan42069 ай бұрын
My 14 year old neice got a Stanley cup for her birthday. Her reaction was the same as someone winning a new car on The Price is Right. Total freak out! Everybody was looking around like she needed checked into the looney bin😅
@chaunceywilliams84059 ай бұрын
It's California, you can steal up to $900.00 dollars a day without prosecution. That is the reason so many stores are closing.
@microchrist61229 ай бұрын
Here in Denver wal marts are closing their self check out sections off do to loses. Now they’re hiring employees to run the lanes again… full circle.
@BobbyWParkerJr9 ай бұрын
I think you can be prosecuted, but it’s a misdemeanor. The best they can do is ban you from the store.
@waynekaminski54389 ай бұрын
@@BobbyWParkerJr You are correct. Anything under $950.00 is a misdemeanor. They are in and out on bond, court proceedings are months out so they just go out to do more theft. Some of these people have rap sheets spanning years.
@petemedina84469 ай бұрын
Walmart optical self
@matthewsciarrotta21189 ай бұрын
That is not stealing, that is a $300k/year tax free salary job.
@lando08619 ай бұрын
The real crime Hoovie has made is loosing money on a car
@lando08619 ай бұрын
Only crime hoovie has committed was have a supermodel girlfriend
@ThoughtsNotFactsMorningShow9 ай бұрын
This is hilarious. We just talked about this on our show. 😅 who knew it could be so popular on these cups that are so dumb.
@jasonhill90889 ай бұрын
What, the baby didn't have any candy you could steal?
@houseofr95809 ай бұрын
Good show guys! Hoovie you naughty boy! lol
@bigbulldragon8 ай бұрын
I have an original TY Tabasco, having the nick name Bull (I resemble Richard Moll) so my friends got it for me as soon as they started being sold. It is sitting here on my desk next to me. It became rare because they were threatened by Tabasco Hot Sauce over the name and it was changed to Snort, additionally they changed the colour of the hooves on Snort to match the horns and nose.
@mikemoxley94779 ай бұрын
Beanie babies… crazy my wife has 100’s. Thank God they ended up in sealed boxes in our attic. Out of sight out of mind!
@readtherealanthonyfaucibyr64449 ай бұрын
Funny touch with the soft disclaimer just after a minute thirty.
@coyster5309 ай бұрын
I love pogs growing up
@Wolf36859 ай бұрын
I'm a little older than Tyler, pogs was huge for me when I was in elementary school I had a big ass "slammer hammer" made from lead lol
@MAGGOT_VOMIT9 ай бұрын
The most horrifying toys in the 80's were those dreaded Monchichi's. 😳
@user-wz1gg1vt7h9 ай бұрын
Been caught stealing needs to be the intro music from now on!
@jeffwinslow67629 ай бұрын
All of a sudden I understand Tyler’s mad desire to collect cars…
@lauzagna9 ай бұрын
I have all my pogs still from 30+ years ago. Pretty sure I have that Ying yang slammer too 😂
@mikebelcher51119 ай бұрын
Hoovie i thought the same exact thing idea as soon as she mentioned liquor 8n5hier pockets My first thought was jinko. Jeans, LOL get out of 2 liter in your back pocket in those things.
@LouisWritingSomethingCrazy9 ай бұрын
I don't understand the attraction to Stanley cups. I never understood the attraction to Tamagachi's, either as a kid. "OMG! I gotta feed my pet or he'll die Teacher!" I'd hear shouted in the class. And I'd shout back "It's already dead! It's digital, you psycho! It isn't real!" I got yelled at a bit for that.
@moomae19 ай бұрын
It took me a few minutes to figure out they weren't talking about "The Stanley Cup".
@Cloxxki9 ай бұрын
Tyler the kind of thief that shares the revenue from the loot with his victim.
@stevengreco89619 ай бұрын
What a great channel!
@BorisBidjanSaberi119 ай бұрын
As a reseller I love the stanley cup craze lol
@metaleuman9 ай бұрын
Smart man 😄
@skeetermcswagger0U8129 ай бұрын
I was thinking Hoovie's biggest crime was expecting a prius to be able to handle a nitrous oxide shot more than once just because he put FF graphics on the sides
@tuneskramer699 ай бұрын
I saw this online and i knew this would be on good morning KZbin! Stanley cups wtf
@phbel-c7k9 ай бұрын
You Fall in love with a used car sales man jokes on you april
@MauiWauiPineappleExpress9 ай бұрын
My wealthy wife fell in love with me a plumber, so what's your point? Never heard of true love? if not then i feel very sorry for you!
@Dr650rob9 ай бұрын
I still have my pogs and beanie babies
@Radiowild9 ай бұрын
" I was surprised she was just 23". That was her IQ test results.
@petetofani48969 ай бұрын
California, I thought steeling was not a crime.
@BobbyWParkerJr9 ай бұрын
I live in San Diego, and I see homeless people fill their backpacks and walk right out of the store. I noticed a homeless couple steal from a shopping list. Security will get fired for pursuing them outside the store.
@Dr650rob9 ай бұрын
Center counsel just like Alex says it, must be a Chicago thing
@AeroGuy079 ай бұрын
I remember when Stanley made tools.
@Calculatedevil5 ай бұрын
Even under the age of 10...Tyler you were meant to sell cars.
@m1t2a19 ай бұрын
To any NHL fan, the Stanley Cup looks a lot different.
@MrChipDouglas19 ай бұрын
She probably won't do any jail time. They will find a way to say she stole less 950.00 for several days, It's California.
@harrismi79 ай бұрын
I’ve had two Stanley cups for a while and they work great. I don’t understand why they are collectible, I just want my drink to stay cold and not spill.
@profosist9 ай бұрын
because they were marketed as collectable years after their initial introduction
@screamingchicken839 ай бұрын
Remind me to keep my car doors locked when Hoovies around. I have a red bull (could be Tabasco could be Snort) that rides on the center console with me. It's part of my family coat of arms.
@The_Mace9 ай бұрын
The only crime I see is a lack of Nelix in this video!
@jean-marcandjoshua-petsjournal9 ай бұрын
Hoovie, you are very naughty!
@georgebaloian82729 ай бұрын
Oh Hoovie the Benie baby thief!
@anthonydickinson92939 ай бұрын
POG’s!!!! 😂 fantastic year
@ghall77639 ай бұрын
I've read a number of reports that there is a high Lead content in the liner of the paint used on them..
@randallporter48359 ай бұрын
I've found a few of these insulated cups at my work and they are great because you can keep drinks on ice for hours, I mean hours, but I would not buy one.
@markgendusa36249 ай бұрын
Hoovies geekness on full display. Poor April 😂
@aaronrichards58149 ай бұрын
She will only get charged for the ones they can prove
@alexandrecouture24629 ай бұрын
Had a good laugh! The only missing thing was Neelix!
@jasonshackelford90749 ай бұрын
That 23 year old is not desperate she knew there wouldn't be any punishment
@x35mmman4 ай бұрын
Laughed so hard when April said.....so you are going to rip her off. My Mom passed away six months ago and days before I confessed to her that the ants that were in the house on the bread board that went into the counter if not in use were from me. I had a ant farm and I would collect a bunch of ants when she was seeing ants in the kitchen I notice that my ants were escaping from my ant farm toy.