Horizon Zero Dawn Lady Is Kinda Cute

[@brianvaira486]

She was in cocaine Bear

[@ArcteryxBetaLT]

WAT

[@brianvaira486]

@@ArcteryxBetaLT she was in the opening scene

[@decker9911hg]

@Pxsdnus why would they not be pinned?....

[@zelphplayz]

Definitive

[@Mchacz8008]

I just watch a clip from it lol

[@ardenorcrush649]

The joke is that they slept together 10 years ago and the guy still remembers and thinks there's chemistry between them, but the girl doesn't remember at all, and when the guy finally tells her, she remembers and bursts out laughing, because the cringy interview suddenly makes sense but for her the affaire was a super forgettable experience and she feels bad for the guy. Of course, this is a sketch, not a real conversation.

[@dobryczowiek6588]

Okay this is more cringe now than I thought it was

[@sankalpdatal3039]

Is the relationship also q sketch??

[@sinonwalker9480]

Thx now i get it

[@adirighi]

What

[@AGuyNamedNav]

You ok there, bud?

[@kc4276]

“Go ask her out, the worst she can do is say no.” Her:

[@santiagogiuntoli6726]

Hahaha true. But go ask her out (wrong gal in the horizon) the worst she can do is say yes sometimes... hehe

[@Doeboywins]

The worst she can do is laugh in your face!

[@ParlonsAstronomie]

What would you expect by acting like that ?

[@jaybee4288]

Honestly this is how I feel about most guys that hit on me 😂. But it’s rude, most of us don’t do this.

[@CrAzYpotpie]

​@circuitnerdYou gave up because you failed? Sounds like you give up a lot in life. What a shame.

[@nyagger_3ru465]

she aint "kinda" she's whole cute bro 😭

[@FelipeMonicci]

aloy so cute

[@larinho80]

@@FelipeMonicci The real thing is waaaay cuter

[@LumineMainCharacter]

agreed bro

[@jadenquest9544]

I don't understand this video. What is going on

[@raymondtendau2749]

"Halo effect " at work.

[@ACloudWithoutAir]

she looks cuter than the actual video game character.

[@jonathaningram8157]

Like it often does actually. Look at "Control" main character for instance. There are many examples of ugly main characters in western games (Returnal, Last of us part 2, Freya in God of War ...) Japanese games are the only ones actually making good looking character based on real model (Ashley from RE4 for instance, Quiet from MGSV, Death Stranding characters) because they aren't afraid of beauty.

[@TheSlammurai]

Dina from TLOU2 as well.

[@wuhlfzebayne]

@@jonathaningram8157 you're actually smoking crack dude

[@raine-time]

​@@TheSlammuraiyou're blind af if you think Freyas ugly

[@TheSlammurai]

@@raine-time you replied to the wrong person

[@daimiondark1458]

I love how she turned her uncomfortableness into him being uncomfortable lol

[@n0body550]

No

[@quill7889]

No

[@supremedak_god619]

Simps

[@nebroskitheraut6705]

Maybe it's a Sketch?

[@HealwaysRemembers.]

@@supremedak_god619 how? Dumbass

[@DL-df3lg]

I feel like Dutch is what my dog hears when he listens to me talk. "Fliggenflooden walk garblegoodle chirpendoodle park"

[@alfred0621]

That was Dutch? I was like what the hell were they talking about

[@watr.]

he: *moves chair* "can you do this?" / "ooh yes, I always go down and you really shouldn't do that. I give you tips." *touches arm* / her: "...yes." him: "it's from boxing also, ofcours" *touches leg* / *she laughs* he: "don't you remember?" her:"that was real funny!" *gibberish during laughter*

[@whataboutthis10]

golden, it feels creepywrong at first

[@Rodrigo_B_Lima]

Carai! Humilhou enn. Falou que é idioma de cachorro, então são todos um bando de animais? Quanto ódio no coração, gente.

[@bertvsrob]

the last bit he hears as korean

[@samuelacosta2166]

I’m not gonna lie this is kind of awkward until she started laughing

[@TuFetu]

@Mark Jones arent they actors?

[@samuelacosta2166]

@Mark Jones umm okay

[@Bbftbx1]

She was hella uncomfortable with all the touching

[@tradeka4206]

@@TuFetu it looks like it’s an interview and he’s he interviewer

[@CloudStrife777FF]

Just "kind of"? Lmao

[@lokis7740]

Her name is Hannah Hoekstra, she is a Dutch actress. She is the face model in Horizon Zero Dawn for the character Aloy

[@Bob-jf3bn]

Wow she looks nothing like her ingame character! She looks abit like an elf 😂

[@pranaykiran6223]

​@@Bob-jf3bn what do you mean ..she looks exactly like her ...the game made her puffy

[@Bob-jf3bn]

@@pranaykiran6223 the only thing I can see similar is the eye brows.

[@BlackSlaveownerHistorymonth]

@@pranaykiran6223 the game made her look masculine with feminist devs wanting ugly chics instead of attractive characters.

[@christianvazquez2587]

​@@pranaykiran6223Aloy looks nothing like her, Aloy looks more like Nikacado Avacado

[@harrypike5140]

To a non-Dutch speaker, Dutch is how i imagine English would sound if we spoke sentences and words backwards

[@apathy1128]

Dutch is not a language, Dutch is some god damn FAITH!

[@harrypike5140]

@@apathy1128 I have a P L A N

[@evangray3866]

Hmmm.... I thought that was russian...

[@tyoyusuf8501]

gggggffddfjhchbccfgv

[@yasminkhan7210]

@@harrypike5140 I HAD A GODDAMN PLAN

[@gothamgamer1043]

Just to be clear she’s the character model, not the voice actress. That would be Ashly Burch.

[@lszfarray5929]

Thank you for clarifying that 😎

[@MariusBoss11458]

I wonder how they did it so well in the Sequel.

[@Rossmcewan71]

Ashly also supplied the motion capture!

[@highoncoffee5]

Aka Keg

[@RafaelMunizYT]

hella cool

[@Grizzlox]

Calling her "kinda cute" is like calling McDonald's sweet tea "kinda sweet"

[@littlesargent1247]

It’s like they poured 5 pounds of sugar into the tea when they were making it

[@Alfred_Leonhart]

Yo the waffle house I go to has the sweetest sweet tea imaginable. It’s literally like I’m drinking liquid sugar. It’s so sweet I feel sick after drinking it.

[@meatballerina]

OR like calling McDonald’s sprite KINDA spicy

[@nicholassolo7185]

McDonald’s sweet tea 🔥bra

[@jerm_]

Anyone else add creamer to their sweet tea or just me

[@Mart-E12]

I wish she looked like that in the game

[@antihype6976]

lol 😄

[@thataintfalco7106]

Well idk if they could’ve put the exact likeness into the game. Might’ve been a bit uncanny

[@Mart-E12]

@@thataintfalco7106 many games do that. It's more disrespectful that they took her face and made her look chubby and uglier

[@thataintfalco7106]

@@Mart-E12 idk if it’s disrespectful, but I think it was just a stylish choice to only base it off her, not be completely similar. Plus Aloy looks fine, she’s just not gorgeous. And I don’t think it’s dumb people want pretty women and men in games, it’s human nature to want beauty in games.

[@Mart-E12]

@@thataintfalco7106 she looks fine in the first game, in the second she's like nicokado avocado

[@guguigugu]

what i understood from this video: 1. she's real fucking cute 2. dutch is hilarious, as always

[@lukec5623]

Dutch is drunk German

[@TheSighingDutchman]

@@lukec5623 And US Americans are discarded Europeans.🤣

[@lukec5623]

@@TheSighingDutchman they're the religious people too extreme for Europe

[@coldwaterhunter8176]

@@TheSighingDutchman Didn't you start the slave trade?

[@TheSighingDutchman]

@@coldwaterhunter8176 Me personally? Nah, sorry dude...I've got an alibi 🙂

[@ashwinnmyburgh9364]

Kinda have to agree with several others, she isn't "kinda" cute, she's very.

[@anthonyalvarez3114]

She just VERY!

[@flyingfrog7847]

Why did they make her unappealing in the game tho?

[@systummhanger8216]

@@flyingfrog7847 true made her face look like an eggplant.

[@BlackMoridin]

Kinda average by Dutch standards. But Dutch girls are all kinda cute... TALL THOUGH I'm 6'2 and I'll walk into girls my hight daily 🙃

[@ybfromoblock3381]

She’s mid. She’s cool.. she’s eh..

[@cacaulaymulkin7724]

Why didn't they make the character look like her? She's fricken gorgeous

[@williamdrum9899]

Because something something male gaze

[@placeholder3853]

gooner

[@cacaulaymulkin7724]

@@placeholder3853 you goon to interview videos? Settle down mate

[@thejanusproject32]

Because woke

[@PeterTeal77]

The game was made by stupid and ugly people so they resent people like her.

[@Assassin-ys5vw]

Wow never seen her outside the game shes actually adorable o.O

[@NRG56]

Yea she could get the Respect

[@K4113B4113]

You know I’ve never heard someone good with women ever talk like that

[@Assassin-ys5vw]

@@K4113B4113 so are you naturally an ass towards random people online or is that just because you feel cool behind a computer 🤦 I mean really dude I give a girl a compliment and you just had to be the random idiot that felt the need to show his stupidity like a drunk uncle at a party like was questioning if i ever got a girl really necessary but hey just to let you know I have a gf before in my life dude if it really bothers you that much 🤷

[@isiahgatson6125]

she was programmed into the game how else you was expect her to look

[@Assassin-ys5vw]

@@miscellaneousmedia3753 was just being honest there was no need for him to talk to me like that it was really just unnecessary lol

[@pallettown6738]

Her face in the beginning is priceless 😂

[@zackgamer9930]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@DragonFan12345x]

Her facial exprecion is either, pure confusion or high as fuck.

[@MorsugioJr]

in the beninging

[@ancientslav4863]

I give her 3$

[@RokkieSparrow]

@@MorsugioJr in de benningin

[@ppenmudera4687]

Translation for the non-Dutch speaking folks (with actions to indicate the timing): Pepijn: *whips chair* 'oh yeah but I always go down, "oh but you're not supposed to do that", and I give you hints' Hannah: 'yeah...' Pepijn: 'that's also because of the boxing, of course' *strokes knee* Hannah: *starts laughing* Pepijn: 'you don't remember?' Hannah: 'that was very funny!' *slaps knee and laughs more* '(I don't know what she says next, even though I'm Dutch lol)' EDIT: yeah don't worry folks, it doesn't make sense to me either. I'm pretty sure this clip has been take out of context

[@TheFos88]

Lol it makes no sense. Brilliant!

[@theasommmm1]

Dud what is that even suppose to mean like heavy sexual innuendo then boxing like what

[@bellsTheorem1138]

I'm still confused. But I think that's the point.

[@HighTierGod]

She's basically says "you only box cuz your small dick ain't it."

[@vargheselk6856]

thanx for the translation...you're truly a hero... A hero we didn't want, but needed.

[@nogoogleplus]

KZbin recommended this vid to me and it’s… 1) not in my native language, or any language I speak 2) showing random people I don’t know anything about 3) about a topic I don’t care about, even if I knew wtf they were saying. 4.) 7 years old A+ job KZbin algorithm, you’re totally crushing it.

[@Anon4584u3]

And you commented, so now the algorithm knows it should definitely show you more like this.

[@jellycoding]

I just got it recommended and I was confused to why I even clicked it. However the girl is very pretty so it's not all bad.

[@franzcrack]

"Potrebbe anche piacerti questo" "You could even like this" (KZbin algorithm in my language) Same 4 conditions as previous commenter. Definitely YT algorithm has some personal issues with this video.

[@AaronGB1001]

Lol can't relate more 😂

[@joelvasquez3063]

Now you commented: KZbin will put more shit like this on your way

[@SupahSahlil]

don’t even know what’s being said but her laugh combined with the knee and shoulder pats are priceless

[@mrmudkip269]

1: do you know that? 1: when you go down, and what you don't gotta do, and giving tips... only with boxing tho 2: yeh 2: starts laughing 1: you remember right? 2: yeah, that was just very funny

[@timvdkooij]

I'm Dutch and I don't even know either

[@coconutman7797]

She laughed because of the subtitles in this video

[@americafkyeah8695]

@@mrmudkip269 they were probably high lol

[@gseric4721]

I know. Had to rewind it twice 😂😂😂

[@CorruptPianist]

I don't speak Dutch, but that super uncomfortable body language is pretty universal. Edit: Every couple days someone informs me that this is, in fact, a good natured bit between two talented actors. Actors so talented that they can do things like convey uncomfortable body language to someone who doesn't even speak their language, and do it so convincingly that I didn't initially realize it's a bit. Bravo! I'm leaving that comment the way it is, just read it in an impressed tone instead of a disgusted one from now on. Cheers.

[@bearieroblox6451]

Well it turned very comfortable if you ask me

[@salvlox_]

dude is a sketch

[@hu3bman]

They weren't kidding when they said Dutch was backwards English

[@pest5373]

Couldn’t even be bothered to watch a whole 37 seconds video before you got all woke?

[@cloroxbleach9222]

@@pest5373 ??? How is picking up on body language, even if it's acting, being woke. Getting all offended over nothing aren't ya

[@egnato1165]

Guerrilla Games actually made a great choice for Aloy: Hannah Hoekstra's look and Ashly Burch's voice, along with those primitive-looking suits. 10/10 conbination

[@g4meboy13]

Well now she looks more like the guy in the interview. Her face looks fat now

[@egnato1165]

@@g4meboy13 What. I'd say she has a more detailed face, so we can see how wide it really it (I have a friend with a similar face, and she's not fat at all), plus her skin is more irritated. She's living in the post-apocalypse for fuck's sake. I've seen someone "correct" her by putting on make up. I don't understand. What the fuck do you guys expect

[@andros4323]

@@egnato1165 then they might as well add a believable survival system m8

[@cloudxenogear]

Too bad Aloy in Forbidden West not even 10% close from the actual actress.

[@kishascape]

Yeah I'd love having aloy squat all over my face.

[@SammEater]

Gotta love how Aloy looks nothing like her, yet Kojima using the same tech can make everyone in Death Stranding exactly like their real life models. Oh well.

[@accidentcellar6307]

This has an explanation. It’s so that females in video games are more relatable to tr4n5formers people

[@tonyoriordan7642]

@@accidentcellar6307I like the part where you give evidence showing you didn’t pull this assumption out of your sphincter

[@accidentcellar6307]

@@tonyoriordan7642 wow so agressive

[@tonyoriordan7642]

@@accidentcellar6307 so that source?

[@shadowagent6051]

His face after he touch her shoulder "She's not making it easy for me isn't she" 😂 Her reaction when he touch her knee,"what are you doing" 😂

[@lesliesmith6718]

Made me uncomfortable, and I'm just watching it.

[@AZchan9]

dude's a creep. Get real

[@MrHesdan]

@@lesliesmith6718 American softy

[@lamasan.220]

@@AZchan9 it's a sketch

[@garf5484]

Neither of them said that tho...

[@marcocappelli2236]

I can't believe she's 35 years old... Also, yes, super-mega-hyper cute. EDIT: YES, I know already that she was not 35 during that interview. How attractive she looks is completely dependent on one's personal taste, so I just stated how she looks to me. And yes, I know people are still quite young in their mid-30's (or late 20's), but she simply looked to me to be far younger than 35/28/27 years old. Please, people, let''s not have pointless debates on the subjective value of a person's appearance. :P

[@Theuglyconcretefinisher]

Not that cute tho. She's ok

[@aarchish0]

No way man…. She’s 35??? Looks like a teenager

[@jjw3046]

To be fair that interview was 7 years ago, but yes she did look quite young for a 28 year old

[@valueinyou9931]

Uh..."super-mega-hyper"...? Eeeaaasy now...easy

[@clublulu399]

She looks kinda fat ngl

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Even when you don’t understand what they were saying, you can just “feel” the awkwardness of the skit.

[@daolord6206]

Bro how tf are you literally everywhere? Do you just watch KZbin 24/7 and comment on every video?

[@sergiobattle9055]

Ok dude, usually I just see you on smite content. Tell me the truth! Are you some kind of god damn psychic?

[@lonemane]

Something called acting.

[@isodoubIet]

It's almost like we're all the same species or something

[@azraelTehnnyn]

@@daolord6206 me, i want to know how this dude have over 300k followers with just one video.

[@Necr0Mancer666]

Now I cant play Horizon Zero Dawn with one hand can I!

[@AbimaelTurcios3040]

She's definitely an elegant lady.

[@jamestamz]

Is this a german adaptation of behind two ferns?

[@alchemistrpm82]

You got ‘elegant’ from this?

[@rood7997]

@@alchemistrpm82 exactly what the fuck I thought.😤😂😂😂

[@maxttk97]

How the fuck did you get elegant from this?🤣 go and learn the meaning first.

[@TheAnomaly01010]

@@jamestamz lol straight up what it felt like

[@kaytee3552]

She's not kinda, she is heavenly cute.

[@Viscorl]

Welp she short hair now

[@ryanhutchinson4467]

@@Viscorl Even cuter.

[@emma6648]

Heavily simping

[@spenny2cents]

Yeah sure she’s cute if your type is petite women who look like teenagers

[@thecasual9258]

@@emma6648 that's what 70 percent of comment mean 😂

[@sticky0159]

Man, she would easily blend in the LOTR movies as an elf. She literally has the beauty of a fantasy world elf.

[@juanreis7342]

And the ears.....

[@nemxo0709]

Worded like a true redditor. I commend you good sir! Take this updoot.

[@thelasso9478]

Sure it wasn’t just the ear?

[@ongabobonga6543]

Bruh

[@theravenking5930]

Yeah she’s Dutch

[@dbz9393]

nah this woman is actually 10/10 gorgeous.

[@cooliipie]

Give it 20 years

[@haissem8]

SIMP... y'all think the wicked witch of the west is gorgeous.

[@R-zb6lb]

Lol no. She's great but 100% not a 10 😂

[@redgarlicbred6228]

Yes I get it she's super cute, stop recommending it to me youtube

[@sisiyacallate16]

I feel you, bro. >;(

[@realfanstv2275]

KZbin is like that one guy who's got a crush and never shuts up about his crush.

[@HermaeusMoron]

She's cute? Lmao my bad I thought that was shit

[@horgecondaliza6644]

You like it, shut up 🤓

[@MrKingCR-24]

This

[@DarkFactory]

I saw her recent pictures and she reminded me of Anne Hathaway. Conclusion: Anne Hathaway's features are Dutch origin.

[@lucascoval828]

They appear to be of Dutch Origin. How do we stop it?

[@MrBazBake]

Anne Hathaway's Irish with some French and German in her background. Conclusion: Hannah Hoekstra's features are of Irish origin. (15% of Irish people are redheads, too, so that fits.)

[@chambersr1176]

@@MrBazBake So... not Dutch

[@LSK2K]

Anne follows a corrupt feminist movement.

[@shldnfr]

@@LSK2K 😂 It must be rough going through life so terrified of women.

[@umbraoni4550]

Honestly her ears sticking out of her hair at the beginning was pretty adorable. Just me...?

[@mrjean9376]

No, it's indeed everyone's fetishes

[@ninjapurpura1]

Not just you.

[@jasonbornonthefourthofjuly1351]

That means she’s an elf. Nice catch I didn’t see first time.

[@seaofflowers.]

Don't worry Simpson, in a world of 8 billion, you're not alone.

[@No-Stack-Developer]

Shes looking like an elf

[@bestintheworld4850]

Man the model is so much better looking than the character.

[@lolwhat6161]

Well at least that IS her in game. So they're not different anyway.

[@chypres89]

@@lolwhat6161 They are WAY different.

[@lolwhat6161]

@@chypres89 yeah but they have DIFFERENT personalities. U need to remember that boy.

[@chypres89]

@@lolwhat6161 What the fuck does that got to do with ''Better looking''. hahahaha

[@lolwhat6161]

@@chypres89 Um , are YOU ok ? Cause do you need women who wants to act all petite and comfortable with men like you to hit them until they all went NUMB ? Like a broken doll ? Dude , your disgusting. Your viewpoint on "bEtteR LoOking" people is just too gross and fucked up perverted. How about u shut the hell up and go do whatever "MaNly" things that you and your kind do with your own view of women on an illegal website ? 😆😆😆

[@jordyhitty]

I can't express how much I love her laugh.

[@alexfilemon3055]

It's probably because there's not even one laughing dialogue for alloy when you think about it🤷‍♂️

[@ניין-י9ש]

@@alexfilemon3055 or her laugh ? looks cute

[@jordyhitty]

@@alexfilemon3055 lol

[@ibrahimismaeeldawood]

@@ניין-י9ש yes absolutely

[@yoshiki.g1450]

Seems to me that guy was hitting on her while trying to act cool but ended up failing miserably, cracking her up non stop. 😂

[@angusmarch1066]

It seems like he's doing a Swedish Between Two Ferns/Eric Andre Show type deal.

[@AZchan9]

@@angusmarch1066 so he's joking about being a creep by being a creep .. still creepy, try again

[@angusmarch1066]

@@AZchan9woah calm down Jamal. Dont pull out the 9. it seems like you've never watched one of these shows. The interviewee is usually somewhat in on it and knows going in that it will be uncomfortable.

[@DimitriLanderloos]

@@angusmarch1066 it's Dutch....

[@yellowtitan6040]

Seems to me that it's clearly a sketch and y'all are terrible at reading situations

[@krishna3606]

She's the definition of cute bruh

[@darkmidnight818]

Not in my dictionary

[@krishna3606]

@@darkmidnight818 L+ratio+maidenless+touch some grace

[@darkmidnight818]

@@krishna3606 L + ironic + you fell off

[@t-spin4252]

@@darkmidnight818 start decomposing

[@DjVader112]

The janky game animation didn’t do her face justice

[@neumond]

One of the best plot twist I have seen this year. Love the context switch, it felt funny

[@leandroxbl1]

Wait, that's alloy? Man, she's gorgeous

[@jodi4138]

They made her ugly in the new one

[@jesserogalski1402]

You wouldn't know from current day Aloy, unfortunately. It's like the actresses face is a reference model, at best.

[@JD-jz5gu]

@@jesserogalski1402 she likes looks pretty much the same from the first game tho…

[@trevor0809]

@@jesserogalski1402 yeah if you played forbidden west, you’d see they didn’t really change her look at all. just updated the graphics. all the outrage at the trailer was (stupid) over one bad angle

[@sgt.badhombre9173]

Ive seen videos and theres way too many 'bad angles' now, i guess.

[@Absolutecinemakinoscorceses]

Welcome to another episode of: “What the f*ck did I just watch”

[@themoon69420]

She's not kinda cute, she's adorable af.

[@microvvaveoven]

I cant believe that such cutie as her dated to such a goblin as him.

[@themoon69420]

@@microvvaveoven Right? 😂🤣

[@therunawaykid6523]

@@microvvaveovenlucky goblin 😈

[@izzyviridian1485]

@@microvvaveoven But he's cute too :(

[@MrGenexxx]

I think she's basic

[@Hola-dg4ot]

She looks so much better than video game.....

[@thejanusproject32]

Gee, I wonder why

[@Diggittydoright]

That’s not her real actress is Ashley Burch they look nothing alike

[@MrVvulf]

@@Diggittydoright You're confused. Hannah was the physical model for Aloy. Ashley was the voice actor. By all means, verify what I've written through research, it will take you less than 2 minutes.

[@Diggittydoright]

@@MrVvulf physical yes face no. the op was talking about how good she looks compared to game character. Take the same two minutes you’ve generously givin me and look at the face alone of aloy Ashley and Hannah. One of these is not like the others(hint it’s hannah because Ashley is the face)

[@MrVvulf]

@@Diggittydoright Googled "who is aloy's face model". Result - Hannah Hoekstra, a Dutch actress, is the face model for Aloy in the video games Horizon Zero Dawn and Horizon Forbidden West. Ashly Burch is the American voice actress who voices Aloy.

[@Verxx-sc2tl]

What the heck, she's like 1000 times better looking real life than in the game

[@DeadPhoenix86DP]

Welcome to modern gaming.

[@AuspexAstarte]

It’s like the reverse of that time when people cried in disbelief about lara being too pretty for a tomb raider in the remaster but it’s in fact the devs trying to make it look more like the real life model for her. I always felt something was off about alloy greyjoi’s looks just as a personal perspective

[@taranjk1]

I didn't know they had beuty products in the post apocolypse...

[@absentee8717]

My philosophy teacher in russian university is into Game Studies and he says that devs try to make women in games more courageous and tough. He showed this actress from Horizon Zero Dawn as an example. IRL she is so feminine and cute, lol.

[@GtheMVP]

Ugly fake feminists and the cucks who enable them, ie, western gaming in a nutshell.

[@Fumble469]

She is more attractive than Alloy

[@KinghtofZero00]

Far more

[@jevislife5675]

disagree,skinnier

[@Justini0]

For sure, LOL!

[@little-mice223]

Girls don’t exist for yur attraction lol

[@whenyoupulloutyourdickands4023]

@@little-mice223 Evolution says otherwise.

[@madiqismal4186]

Later that day she murdered him and made an outfit out of his skin.

[@MarshallStrider]

Hello there Leatherface!

[@ניין-י9ש]

Uh what's the movies name? Where there's this psychopath who does the same and another psychopath who helps this.. detective? Don't remember but ti was a sick movie, would be a great help lol

[@hinac17]

She’s not kinda cute. She’s hella cute

[@TonySmith-e9g]

I would say that she's HOT!

[@slicksilver2961]

She’s “ *KINDA* “ cute? Nah bro, she’s goddamn adorable.

[@yellowblanka6058]

Didn't you hear? According to the comments she's "ok", so you'll have to edit that post *sarcasm*

[@andrjsjan4231]

@@yellowblanka6058i didn’t get it?

[@jacuppa2029]

@@andrjsjan4231social conformity moment

[@groovesan]

how on earth did devs turn that hot cutie into the abomination we see in the game omg?

[@handikappad]

@@yellowblanka6058 People who don't go outside have high standards

[@vedarovski4110]

When you try a stupid flirting method you saw online but she starts to laugh so hard your ego dies.

[@everythingpnw]

That’s a little specific

[@reviwer854]

@@everythingpnw KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKJK yes

[@markmuller7962]

The pinned comment up there explained the actual sketch 😉

[@MekonenMeteor123]

That literally was his ego dying lololo

[@monsesh1316]

Well at least it's better than her running away and calling the cops on you.

[@sultaa86]

0:10 the most obvious Reaction when you're feeling uncomfortable as hell but you're still trying to be nice.

[@InfamousSOGII]

The "Most" obvious you say? Even though this is a scripted skit 🤡 you got played simp

[@MrNecropodo]

Now say it without crying

[@sultaa86]

@@MrNecropodo Funny. I said the same thing to your Wife last Night when she said my Name during anal.

[@erikasl.7050]

She looks better than Aloy in the game, quite a lot better. I would prefer the game version to look just like her and no worse version of her.

[@skins4thewin]

But that wouldn't be Woke enough for America...

[@BboyCustomz]

​@@skins4thewin If you really believe some sort of woke agenda made her "uglier" in the game you really need to revaluate life my friend

[@skins4thewin]

@BboyCustomz Or maybe you need to re-evaluate your understanding of the current culture, specially within game development studios.

[@bernkbestgirl]

@@BboyCustomz It's really not that far of a stretch. I had a professor in college say that ads with "unrealistically" beautiful women, digitally edited or not, put unfair standards on women, and cause mental health issues (little to no evidence given). What do you think a liberal game artist would do upon being taught this? Keep designing women that look like goddesses? Hell no, obviously they're going to make less attractive women in order to avoid this "horrible" injustice. There's another angle as well, these types are very hateful towards the "gamer bro" or "neckbeard" stereotype they imagine. Do you really think they're going to design fanservice for people they hate? No, they're going to insert their own narratives and spins on designs. Instead of admitting any of this though, they gaslight and say "but it's realistic!" Hence why we get confused people like you who try to argue there's no agenda going on.

[@johnnycripplestar5167]

Yes, because a world that lives like cavemen has cosmetic products for making hair more beautiful. Get over it, Aloy looks pretty enough. They have to make characters at least different for them to be original. Concept art also probably comes before choosing a face to model over. Either way, Aloy looks totally fine. She's also meant to look more mature. Hey if you've been paying attention to real life (doubt) gen Z seems to be aging poorly, so it's only accurate that in more desperate times people would age also even worse. It's not a game about modern life. At the end of the day, dude. You still have your pr0nhub, be grateful, there's plenty of options to fit everyone's taste.

[@darkleaves3560]

I'm guessing this is like a Between two Ferns kinda skit, where he said/proposed something and she just laughed hysterically at it in disbelief to the point it destroyed him internally

[@DACHA1911]

Nope

[@mike.g625]

Yeah, I’m thinking the same thing just from the way it’s framed, and also there’s two ferns in the corners

[@greggstomlette5604]

Reminds me of the Charlize Theron interview

[@fongdimbulator]

Between Two _Bregner_

[@tilapiah6]

@@greggstomlette5604 that's exactly what I thought of. She was brutal lol.

[@namduonghoang2931]

whole, the real life Alloy is even cuter than the one in game. Sheesh.

[@rudy1999]

They are making her uglier and uglier in the game.

[@Bluchh]

@@rudy1999 how

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

@@Bluchh By making her uglier and more masculine? They've already confirmed they were doing this about a year before the game was released.

[@mclovinjr9086]

@@TheStraightestWhitest they slimmed her face down in the final game and she looks fine

[@chrisj320ac3]

@@Bluchh These are what we know as trolls. Don't feed them.

[@simpleman7203]

Her laugh is contagious. They both played it so well

[@PikaLink91]

Contagious as in, yeah, I feel sick and wanna get a cure.

[@burningmisery]

​@@PikaLink91 Seethe & cope, b!tch! 😗

[@skins4thewin]

Kind of? She's gorgeous!

[@Gorette66]

The level of awkwardness in this skit is absolutely off the charts. Love it! Especially that ending. Humiliation is a universal language. 😏

[@gheetuio8640]

misandrist tbh

[@lolong5976]

@@gheetuio8640 she literally gave him the taste of his own medicine. Plus it's a comedy skit anyway lmao

[@bdstudios6088]

@@gheetuio8640 ooh butthurt much

[@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521]

NO! NO! NO! Many people say I am sick in the head. NOOOO!!!! I don't believe them. But there are so many people commenting this stuff on my videos, that I have 1% doubt. So I have to ask you right now: Do you think I am sick in the head? Thanks for helping, my dear gor

[@ricardobomfimdesousa9277]

I finally watched this video, KZbin can stop recommending it now

[@bigquazz3955]

Jokes on you. I watched it years ago when it first made it's rounds. It always finds the way back to your recommended.

[@generalerica4123]

'Kinda cute' Um... No. She's not. She's the cutest person on the face of the planet. Nothing less.

[@expertgaminghd5761]

GeneralErica damn right you are

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

she's cute but she's don't look nothing like aloy

[@electricc437]

@@badreedinedjellali1328 Seriously? I think they look alike from the side at least..

[@henkhenkste6076]

buy glasses

[@cringegod5415]

Ok take it easy now

[@bideovlogger]

Why oh why couldn't they make Aloy look closer to her. Breathtaking.

[@gloriouskatatsumuri]

Modern audiences.

[@AidensOpinions]

@@gloriouskatatsumuri More like its set in a world 1000 years into the future where looks arent as pominent ie: no make up. 😭Mf talking bout "mordern audiences"

[@bengsynthmusic]

​@@AidensOpinions He is clearly talking about the face. Aloy looks chubbier and almost avocado shaped.

[@Thorn_416]

@@AidensOpinions you're an idiot smh

[@williamdrum9899]

​@@AidensOpinions Lack of makeup doesn't give you a man's jawline

[@SaberisloveSaberislife]

What we expected: This. What we got: Nikocado Avocado.

[@ATZEDA]

lmao

[@TheYear2525]

I don't even...what is this guy's channel actually about? But the comparison is hilarious. Although I don't have too strong opinions, at least not about Aloy in the first game. But in general I'm glad that now, 2 years into the future of your post, the bubble seems to burst in an ugly mess.

[@TheCollectorsOasis]

Cast her as a live action Aloy!! She’s perfect

[@odious5317]

Her English isn't very good.

[@CrimsonIzanagi]

She looks nothing like her though.

[@numbron803]

@@CrimsonIzanagi literally her face though

[@TheCollectorsOasis]

@@odious5317 how do you know?

[@TheCollectorsOasis]

@@CrimsonIzanagi how???

[@TheKevinKeyblade]

She's even cuter in real life :3

[@SemperSalam]

Wow amazing how much better looking she is in real life than what was portrayed in game.

[@listrahtes]

Well its actually a thing nowadays to perceive beautiful women as "offensive" and in the name of equity they get uglified. Look at Star Wars Outlaws actress and then the ugly thing they made out of her. They liteal replaced her jaw with a mans jaw, took away all her feminine feateures. Being progressive nowadays means you are on a warpath vs attractive women.

[@DocZo0b]

I'm amazed that they turned her into NikocadoAvocado

[@Niightskye]

They literally didnt and if you cant see how beautiful aloy is then ur literally blind

[@therunawaykid6523]

How many people are saying that….

[@BurstShotzX]

Her laugh is contagious lol

[@GeraltOfArabia]

That’s a whole character development there. From extreme caution to complete dominance.

[@Duality-Mode]

Totally😂

[@TheMajesticGG]

She is beautiful, sucks that they made her look like a troll in the second game

[@Mr360attack]

Aloy

[@ericosunga7402]

im here because of Aloy! :D

[@gontandutry3396]

*Baeloy

[@malibusunset8453]

haloy

[@anubex234]

Gayloy

[@yesitsvivien]

Heyloy

[@j.vonhogen9650]

The interviewer is Pepijn Schoneveld, a Dutch actor & comedian. This is a compilation of short fragments taken from a satirical interview with Hannah Hoekstra that was supposed to feel awkward and weird for comic effect, similar to the satirical "Ali G" interviews back in the early 2000s (when Sacha Baron Cohen could still be funny, once in a while).

[@myczxr]

thanks

[@meekolot]

I could smell people cancelling him

[@DarknessEmpireLeader626]

Here for comments.

[@pangolinreading2099]

Ah, like the Eric Andre show?

[@fongdimbulator]

Between Two _Bregner_

[@anthonybulgheroni9716]

She's basically the dutch version of Emma Wattson

[@rmanpojo8485]

deutch?

[@anthonybulgheroni9716]

@@rmanpojo8485 german mb

[@8bitofit359]

German? That was dutch or whatever but not german

[@firestorm6836]

Ho stop your horses, they are definitely speaking Dutch and not anything like sehr schöne Germans

[@jimtepedino9295]

German?? Come onnnnnn.

[@buggerlugz6753]

"KINDA" is an understatement.....

[@nyaangel9338]

She is much more beautiful in life than her in game character. Not saying that Aloy is ugly though.

[@terenceneedham9064]

Na bro I think they purposely made her uglier in the game for feminist agendas maybe? Or some other bull

[@Mr.Ditkovich.]

That's because God is a better designer than game developers

[@ThallIsTheLaw]

@@terenceneedham9064 Maybe it’s because in the apocalyptic future, no one really gives a shit how they look. Aloy DEFINITELY has time to throw make up on between fighting giant robot dinosaurs

[@terenceneedham9064]

@@ThallIsTheLaw First game she slimmer and feminine. No makeup, Now she looks like she's getting fat. i go to the gym and when i see girls with the same body types as aloy, none of them have fat heads. no fat shaming just facts.

[@TallicaMan1986]

@@terenceneedham9064 yeah her head and cheeks are kind of pudgy in the game lol

[@darthslackus499]

She looks way better than the Horizon Zero Dawn character.

[@assassin8636]

Uh what?

[@hulahula6182]

That Horizon character was modeled after nikado avocado

[@heyjeySigma]

@@hulahula6182 haha .. nice one

[@bubs9155]

Да, в жизни очень красивая

[@iagobroxado]

Yeah, because every female character on video games should be copies of models.

[@zipzzo]

The first 20 seconds of this video super creeped me out

[@FeliPeltier]

Why couldn’t she be this pretty in the game?

[@biggusdiccus6969]

Devs got jealous and threatened by her.

[@recht_voor_zijn_raap5506]

That "strange language" is called Dutch.. And she herself speaks it too. She isn't laughing at the "strange language" but at the fact the guy is acting like an idiot. And this is intentional btw... This was a small skit made for tv.

[@firestorm6836]

Ook echt ja, ze gebruikte gewoon een uno reverse card waardoor hij echt dacht van ‘sinds wanneer ben ik zo grappig’

[@PhantasmaGothico]

I believe it is a joke. I do not speak Dutch and my eng is bad but I got the real reason and the vid sense of humor. lol

[@city_slicker__5165]

Good, cause I got weirded out

[@ninekatz]

Sy wonder seker watter kak gaan aan in die man se kop. Hahha

[@TuFetu]

Bro but can someone please translate what they werr saying

[@harmhoeks5996]

For him: sleeping with you 10 years ago was the highlight of my life Her: Who are you?

[@draconicusmathiusanytherio7630]

This needs more upvotes so people who don’t understand can see

[@danieloviedo2116]

this really went from uncomfortable to what is going on real quick

[@Doogerauoy]

They uglified her in Horizon. smh

[@JohnPaul-di3ph]

Anyone else start laughing with her even though you have no idea what she's laughing about?

[@gooeypanther]

Pause at 0:05 seconds! I’ve seen gaming characters irl before but seeing Aloy is shocking!

[@jmssun]

It says how much they’ve taken femininity out of her to become Aloy

[@flowhannesburg1912]

Bro Aloy is literally fighting a war to save the world, if she acted like a girly girly it would NOT be better

[@jluck1399]

@@flowhannesburg1912 you can be feminine and strong at the same time

[@flowhannesburg1912]

@@jluck1399 okay how do you want Aloy to be more feminine then boss?

[@jmssun]

Totally not about how she act. She is strong, intelligent and graceful. just saying Aloy’s skull structure might have been modified bit too much towards masculine than famine this actress is totally a female, but Aloy sometimes instead looking alot like the middle aged Richard from Digital Foundry, especially in Zero Dawn Don’t know the reason why, maybe inexperienced modeler?

[@brightblackgrouse6236]

Way cuter than in the game

[@raulio3440]

people really saying "she's kinda cute" to the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my life

[@raisklose6785]

This video took 2 turns total and both creeped the hell out of me.

[@backupschmliff1156]

She was so good in Horizon Zero Dawn. It's a shame they didn't bring her back for the sequel

[@henrixrahe]

What?? 😂😂

[@howler1579]

Gorgrous woman, love that cute and innocent face Aloy and her have.

[@henkhenkste6076]

they look noting alike.....

[@kowxley1793]

@@henkhenkste6076 this girl is literally the face model of Aloy, and they look a lot alike.

[@henkhenkste6076]

@@kowxley1793 if you cant see how it was changed you are blind, aloy's skull is about twice as big....

[@kowxley1793]

@@henkhenkste6076 of course it was. They still look alike though

[@frankvandermerwe1487]

I love how xbox fanboys have an opinion on Aloy. She looks gorgeous in forbidden west. Suck it. Beg MS for a good game for once.

[@mr.madhatter5538]

When the person is better looking than the character model

[@goodlookinouthomie1757]

They took her and made her a bit fatter for the game. Which was kind of intentional. I mean in the game she is still pretty cute - they just made her more average looking.

[@CognizantCheddar]

@@goodlookinouthomie1757 Fat? Aloy has noodle arms and a fashion model's narrow waist. She should have huge shoulders and triceps with all the archery she does, and a gymnast's waist (muscular core, thicker and wider with layered muscle) from all the climbing she does. Aloy doesn't have these things because Guerilla is just as reluctant to depict muscular women as most game studios are.

[@skyfox585]

@@CognizantCheddar You can look s recent as the vietnam war to realise that the natural body of a very young, strong and fit individual is generally thin and toned. And this is displayed pretty well in alloys character model. She has a very small frame but is incredibly toned (which you can see literally just when aiming your bow) and her waste seems proportionally natural, it just seems slimmer because of the bulky belts and costumes she wears. I'd say its perfectly feasible for a 19 year old tribal huntress to have a very small, thin frame and still possess the strength to perform the athletic feats she does.

[@CognizantCheddar]

@@skyfox585 Vietnam War? What nonsense is that? You're equating the physique of starving Vietcong that only needed to pull a trigger to archers and climbers? _Really?_ Female gymnasts are 14 years old and have more muscle than Aloy, even on their upper body, and they aren't even using bows with 80-pound draw weight. My dude. *Get real.* 🤨

[@skyfox585]

@@CognizantCheddar No I'm talking about everyone involved but mainly about western forces. Many of whom were physically fit and capable warriors, arguably with access to more food and dietary preparation than any hunter-gatherer. And these people were all MEN. And not even just vietnam, I'm talking about men from almost every war to date, excluding short deployment scenarios such as the most recent conflicts. Where soldiers are provided with many modern comforts and food sources while also being deployed for a short enough period of time that they dont see any hugely jarring muscle atrophy. The body is designed to build itself optimally around its environment. Take a look at tribal communities still existing today and see how many strong members of their societies are very meanwhile still being incredibly capable. Then dont forget to sprinkle in the fact that all humans in horizon are descendants of hand picked genetic specimens who were likely deemed to be the peak human examples of their time. (if you didnt know that, then I dont know why you're complaining about lore supported character styling if you've not even finished the game). Hell you can even look at MMA fighters and grapplers, many of them do have visually powerful cores, but a solid amount of them retain a thinner waist, indicating that it isnt as huge a factor in athletic ability as you seem to believe. Hunter gatherers simply dont have access to the food sources to maintain 2500-3000+ caloric requirement. So the body cend up shedding unnecessary weight and improving muscles in a way that leaves you leaner but very efficiently athletic. Aloys waist is not unaturally thin at all anyway, the whole characterd design is lean and thin, and for the situation and environment, it makes perfect sense. Dont forget that Aloy is the clone of a 21st century scientits and very successful public figure, not a roman heroine gladiator.

[@neverbackdown2534]

kinda cute she's beautiful

[@smashandburnyt6938]

she's also hot 🔥

[@whiteobama3032]

They did her bad in the game, she's definetly an attractive girl, and they gave her nicokado avocado face

[@fortunatosamuel2520]

The level of simping is through the roof over here😭😂😂 damn boys chill out, yeah she's cute okay😂

[@whyguitarguy1]

Like for real....Dudes out here bout get the phone or computer pregnant. 🤦🏾‍♂️ 😂

[@switchgear1379]

Bro fr, there are simps out here who can't tell this is comedy, the absolute state of these people smh

[@tradeka4206]

Like yeah, I’m not disagreeing that she’s attractive, but relax lmao

[@obiwan9662]

It’s pretty tame compared to something like a Justin Bieber interview them girls be acting crazy over there

[@amirmiraskari8332]

she is not attractive she is like my sis :|

[@CloudyMemory]

I'm getting "Between Two Ferns" vibes from this.

[@blue7284]

"Kinda" is an understatement, she is super cute.

[@Musabre]

She's a great actress! First saw her in a movie called App, but there's alot she's been in that's worth a watch. Some of them are dubbed in english, but the native language with subtitles are alot better, expecially for her performances. One to watch! ;)

[@Jev6]

Ah yeah, she shows her tiddies in that one (. Y .)

[@praveennr5977]

0:20 I DON'T KNOW WHY I LOVE HER SMILE SO MUCH 🥰

[@201hastings]

The simps are out in full force it seems

[@therunawaykid6523]

@@201hastingsdoesn’t make you a simp for finding a woman attractive

[@ennui9745]

I like how bizarre the description is. "laughs at man speaking strange language" Bruh, she is Dutch, as is the man. It's literally her own language.

[@BGatts666]

He speaks man, she speaks woman, ofc she doesn't get it.

[@thetransallegory]

Dutch, to me, has always sounded like such a wildly interesting language because I've always felt it sounded like English but gibberish. It always surprises me a bit because I think I'm hearing English but I'm just super tired and half listening

[@MrVook]

100% agree

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

@E As a Dutch man, I died a little reading this...

[@wayner44]

It sounds like what you hear when you play a record backwards.

[@SlyHikari03]

Yup

[@toade1583]

@@wayner44 Dutch is very similar to English so makes sense

[@mondaybores1547]

Woman looks more Elf than all the Elves i saw in movies

[@fighthighlights2201]

Hannah Hoekstra's performance in The Canal is absolutely fantastic. The movie is great and all actors give such a performance in which you can't tell if it's a movie or a real footage.