Horizon Zero Dawn - My Eyes Are up Here

Playing on PC with an obvious costume mod, I came across this little gem of a line that means so much more like this!
(Video has been edited enough to remove anything inappropriate.)

[@jamesgravil9162]

Fernand: "I'm looking at your spear." Aloy: "And I'm looking at yours."

[@martiquevedoneyra6529]

mass effect zero dawn

[@yeahichangedit2923]

@@martiquevedoneyra6529 thats it, your hired

[@JakeTheZig]

8==>

[@BeastBoom24]

😳

[@Maxi-Gonz.]

_"But it looks like it's actually a little knife, Fernand"_

[@johnkenneth8746]

"I'm looking at your spear" HOLD UP-

[@VesperAegis]

Yea this was much more risque than we thought

[@LenoViburnum]

That's the best part

[@thekindvoid386]

How big is her spear?

[@nowlwane9623]

Hold up/ wait a minute/ something ain’t right

[@codymullins9387]

“i’m looking at your spear” in 2023 we have a certain way of interpreting that.

[@nucleardino8992]

We're creative nowadays

[@erickrubio7330]

"I'm looking at your spear"....hol up🤨

[@saltukbugrahancokuk]

🤨

[@fedeabdalla]

🤨

[@farahahmedkarim377]

🤨🤨🤨🤨

[@TheKweenII_09]

🤨

[@Eothr]

Aloy has three legs - *CONFIRMED* Edit: Good God, never would have believed this to get so many likes. 😳

[@GLITCHED1]

"Why does Aloy have a beard?!" Hm I guess we know where that guy got it from then 😂

[@JohnDonovan1968]

She has 2 legs and 1 wood arm leg.

[@josereiban]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@3ftninja132]

Always hoped so~

[@GLITCHED1]

@@3ftninja132 Ayo 🤨📸

[@themaidenlesswretch7819]

absolutely based. reject lust, appreciate fine weaponry

[@KoopaXross]

The spear could be something else than a weapon.

[@jpthepug3126]

@@KoopaXross still weaponry

[@Mecks089]

Yep, the good ol': _"Sex bad, Killing good."_ That's America alright.

[@themaidenlesswretch7819]

@@Mecks089 sexualizing people is bad, appreciating innovation is good. but yeah I'm American, sorry

[@Mecks089]

@@themaidenlesswretch7819 Fictional characters aren't real people.

[@user-uw9pw6xm8s]

I'm looking at your spear 😄 I'm looking at your spear ☠️

[@SounticoTheBest]

0_0

[@Megster_3000]

Futanari

[@Chri5ant]

@@Megster_3000stop

[@G0joWasHere010]

“I’m looking at your spear” very wise

[@lugmahankar]

Sphere* 😏

[@hankhill4101]

"My eyes are up here." "I've made my choice."

[@superpro1thomas858]

Simpsons reference

[@Wesley_H]

So nobody gets it when I say it 18 hours ago, but it’s okay when you do it?

[@hankhill4101]

@@Wesley_H Yes.

[@Rand0mPeon]

I’d give you a like but I see the number is at 69 and that’s too perfect to mess up.

[@hankhill4101]

@@Rand0mPeon It's now at 76 go ahead someone already ruined it.

[@jasonthepowerranger7457]

"if there's a hole, there's a goal" - master oogwgay

[@Paugose]

"If there's a whip, there's a way" - An orc, probably.

[@commanderpreacherlocust1439]

@@Paugose whipcrack

[@MISTAH.X]

I never said all this shit -Master Oogway

[@EclipseWael]

@@MISTAH.X I never said that shit too -Master Oogway

[@paulwaltersheherfeministvl521]

IT is weird indeed. Everywhere I comment, people tell me how much they love me and my content. Sometimes IT is annoying. But right now, IT would be okay. So say something nice about my content, dear jas

[@OmegaGummybear]

“I’m looking at your spear” takes a whole new meaning with the mod

[@codybroadfoot7386]

Fernund: “I’m looking at your spear.” Aloy: “…Which one? 😏” Fernund: “What?” Aloy: “What?”

[@alecquilon6891]

Why the hell is this recommended

[@syndrome2776]

Same for me

[@FuriousAsta]

Facts bro what 😂

[@sharkman3318]

Good question

[@Whatever8319Xbox]

Srry I couldn’t like this comment it has 69 likes already

[@TheOfficialtrolling]

Whyyy

[@nicoa.levicki5773]

"I'm looking at your spear" Wait...now I'm confused...

[@randomscb-40charger78]

He means that Britney Spears album she dropped prior.

[@Zhello79]

Aloy's main and unique weapon is a Spear.

[@lyonzka77]

@@randomscb-40charger78 😂😂😂

[@ryanarief1983]

is it "spear" or "spear"?

[@baller2373]

He meant the boobies

[@khonsenmusic264]

It's kinda funny how that particular line makes it perfectly valid to play horizon with naked mods 🤣

[@enthenzhuo758]

😂😂😂

[@twptel]

Horizon Zero Clothes

[@scipto8628]

"I'm looking at your spear" "Which one?" "What?" "What?"

[@adampatterson5604]

💀

[@loliconenjoyer9770]

Lil kid

[@YoGottisGlock]

Stolen comment L

[@joses.4078]

@@YoGottisGlock Idk what rages me more, your comment that ruined the mood cuz none asked or the simple fact that it is stolen

[@YoGottisGlock]

@@joses.4078 🤓

[@SOBEKCrocodileGod]

Didn't know it was a mod until reading the description so I assumed she A. got her clothes stolen B. Is a nudist and just enjoys the freedom of clothes-free living from time to time C. was having a relaxing bath at a hotspring before being interrupted by spear guy

[@dominictrujillo3323]

Or maybe she likes to sleep in the nude and has a habit of sleepwalking, which she thinks is all a dream because she doesn't remember walking into town?

[@shartbake1134]

haha yeah I got platinum on both games, never saw her get naked.

[@dragondelsur5156]

Probably the three of them.

[@xeviousbgr]

This was like my fourth playthrough of the game at 100%. I figured, why not try something different this time?

[@Loewemon25]

So I read a fanfic just before forbidden west dropped where the nora were actually a nudist tribe and those not recognized as adults of the tribe or exiled were forced to wear clothing. Elisabet was also a nudist and Gaia used her beliefs to influence the Nora tribe. It basically just rehashed the game with the element that aloy was naive about sex added but it wasn't horrivle

[@vito6197]

"Tell your breasts to stop staring at my eyes!"

[@samuelmachado8330]

"am looking at your spear But I don't have spear What? What?"

[@Kastafore]

Aloy always looks on the verge of tears in these games.

[@guyofminimalimportance7]

Facial animation is hard

[@christopherfleetwood5252]

@@guyofminimalimportance7 At least her face isn’t tired from someone’s bullshit… 😒

[@Aknayelth]

@@christopherfleetwood5252 damn...

[@okami9039]

Yeah that's why they sacrificed everything in the second game like story, writing, characters, upgrades, skills just for better facial animations

[@katrez.]

@@okami9039 yeah you keep lying to yourself bud

[@K-Choi]

"I'm looking at your spear" has the same energy as "My name is Jeff"

[@elopred5421]

It truly is xD

[@iminyourwallz420]

It could mean he’s an expert of the arts of weaponsmith and is appreciating the beauty and craftsmanship of her weapon Or he’s looking at her “hanging spear”

[@Constantine_da_Great]

🤨

[@Pigeon_loll]

🤨

[@iminyourwallz420]

🤨

[@Callumbbear]

🤨

[@Shizik3009]

🤨

[@supersonic4863]

ah yes, her "spear" canonically futa.

[@nemesis6057]

based comment right there

[@MBT_EE-T1_Osorio]

fellow man of culture i see.

[@snwilliam6886]

plot twist: it's "larger" than yours 💀

[@joshuashaw2923]

for those asking, the comments are all making the exact same joke

[@bombomos]

No idea what you are talking about

[@xeviousbgr]

Amen.

[@xeviousbgr]

Thankfully once every couple of days there is a unique reply like this one!

[@CheeseNThings]

I didn’t realize you were a fan of Rick and Morty! What’s your favorite season?

[@elCho-Wi]

No me limites

[@pyrus0zero]

“I’m looking at your spear” “It’s bigger then yours, isn’t it”

[@Albert_7]

It's not black

[@magical5181]

@@Albert_7 ha

[@MariOmor1]

@@Albert_7 for some reason my spear is oozing milk, can someone help?

[@Albert_7]

@@MariOmor1 I wake up to this and I already don't have the will to live

[@arminarlert6105]

​@@MariOmor1hell nah this ain't it Mari, Hero's not gonna be happy

[@kentronw]

Aloy: "Which one?" Fernand: "What?" Aloy: "What?"

[@digstrememcdingus1463]

Spear better not be a metaphor

[@ConDorleone1]

Hell nah!!!! You on that good good

[@alfiewilliams2852]

It is in the next game.

[@dimensiondemon5047]

"I'm looking at your spear." 👀 She has a spear down there? 😎

[@tipicalpanda]

Ayo

[@KapGaming07]

That's why shes an outcast

[@ayrtttextra9229]

A Y O

[@-bielle2985]

Even better

[@_Spider4]

aYO

[@jsmaelsartor595]

"I'm looking at your spear and damn the futa are real"

[@gabrielberger7673]

She got a “spear” down there?

[@RMPBuilds]

Y'all need to takes notes. This man's a inspiration. Even if he was lying, he's still a inspiration.

[@russelorodio6274]

Horizon Forbidden Breast

[@abhijeetdey]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 hilarious!

[@AjumSheiCaydaresh13579]

Broooooooo

[@Love_Lazlo]

Horizon Zero Down Bad

[@IskandarTheConquerer]

Can someone who can’t correctly spell “dawn” able to judge?

[@spectraphantom777]

@@IskandarTheConquerer You the joke

[@humananimalalien175]

@@IskandarTheConquerer imagine not getting the joke. Couldn't be me

[@MrWongWey]

@@IskandarTheConquerer Delete your comment bro because that’s pretty embarrassing low IQ moment 😂

[@abrahamissac5938]

@@IskandarTheConquerer woossshhhhhh

[@giovannibaccan3173]

Looking at her spheres

[@shotaconera2327]

Speaaar

[@bobbyvince9699]

Her... ....spear...???

[@eng3d]

His spear?

[@YEE465]

Plot twist Aloy was always a femboy

[@bobbyvince9699]

@@YEE465 upsy

[@labrador7373]

Yeeah, she always had a dong.

[@YouDontNeedToKnow-jf6xh]

​@@YEE465shemale?

[@tygerbyrn]

“I’m looking at your spear.” LOL 😂

[@Ryusei314]

"I'm looking at your spear" Somehow that response is even worse

[@AurioDK]

I am looking at my spear too now.

[@Touristt]

Im looking at your spheres*

[@floatybluebirdlive2959]

this could mean one of 2 things

[@Jacob-jt9qw]

How about 3

[@mandamn5791]

“Im looking at your spear” 🤨🤨🤨

[@mordeau7402]

ayo???

[@jaycruz08]

I searched up "sekiro boss difficulty tier list" and here i am

[@henrykb.7808]

I searched for "Ghost of Tsushima intro" and ended up here

[@denizo9263]

I searched "elite dangerous hutton orbital"

[@dustinhoornaert3485]

Oooo Sekirooo, fucking love sekiro

[@henrykb.7808]

@@dustinhoornaert3485 Fantastic game

[@kamron_thurmond]

The algorithm must must have knew I would want to watch this even though I searched for "Altaïr ibn-La'Ahad cosplay"

[@user-px7tg8bb2y]

You butchered the name in the best way possible

[@kamron_thurmond]

@@user-px7tg8bb2y Actually I copied that directly from how his name is written in Assassin's Creed Mirage.

[@user-px7tg8bb2y]

@@kamron_thurmond oh sorry

[@user-px7tg8bb2y]

If you don't know, the name "Altair ibn-La'Ahad means "the Bird Son of no one"

[@animeshprakash5529]

The greatest Assassin

[@topal_svkng6937]

ayo spear??💀💀💀

[@blaz1nq2]

u nasty

[@mivapusa]

Ah yes, the futa-artists have struck again

[@vexron5872]

*TELL YOUR T1TS TO STOP STARING AT MY EYES*

[@netanelgazala7410]

All i searched up was horizon forbidden west gameplay and this is what pops up

[@sleepy_yuu8152]

Peak "spear" gameplay

[@simpleecasual7138]

A spear Guess she was a Futa all along

[@GMMesmerize]

blah blah blah, man of culture

[@jeremynikijuluwstanevil7551]

@@GMMesmerize Indeed

[@RiSEME1733]

Original Version: “I’m looking at your spear.” Red Band Version: “I’m looking at your pears.”

[@darkninja9499]

Her spear? She has meat😨

[@geese7374]

She's packing da heat

[@ihaveafewnames]

the fact that "spear" can be interpreted as 2 different things is WILD

[@joseph7471]

I saw this a year ago and thought of it as a major burn. Now...

[@mario-wana]

Horizon Forbidden South

[@apollosgadfly]

When a man’s more interested in your weapons than your body, that’s when you know you’ve found the one 😎

[@TimeLoop01]

Or dude's incompetent

[@argo9721]

@@TimeLoop01 Or he's extremely based

[@menial_task]

Or he really like weapons, or there's really not much to see

[@aminulhussain2277]

@@argo9721 He attempts to rob aloy.

[@adoptedbyangelinajolie]

Would love to have a guy like that no joke

[@spidernoot7553]

Ok now I'm more confused

[@VesperAegis]

Don't be confused, I'm looking at your shin guards.

[@golem49]

'what sphere?' 'what?' 'what!'

[@tannerhutcheson741]

Spear

[@SidPil]

I was searching for "horizon zero dawn aloy nude my eyes are up here" wtf is this?!

[@NFS4LFE]

Exactly what you’re looking for you heathen.

[@lewishamiltonandcr7thegoats]

"I'm looking at your spear."

[@DrownedInExile]

"I am assessing your weaknesses."

[@theintruder6085]

Lmao sub zero

[@junglesona5151]

Sub's line fits for many situations

[@DeadBread.]

Mods are one hell of a thing

[@mr.spytom]

“I’m looking at your spear.” “Which one?” “What?” “What”

[@mr.spytom]

What

[@This.Heres.A.URL.Handle]

Stolen comment. Get lost.

[@mr.spytom]

@@This.Heres.A.URL.Handle bro I didn’t not know, plus this was 8 months ago bro, you get lost

[@This.Heres.A.URL.Handle]

@@mr.spytom no. Make me.

[@mr.spytom]

@@This.Heres.A.URL.Handle 🤫🧏🏻‍♂️🧏🏿‍♂️

[@child_of_trash]

"I'm looking at your spear. Wanna look at my spear?"

[@TheTriathlete]

O.o, yes indeed a good one.

[@MALICEM12]

"my eyes are up here" Yes, and I'm not looking at them.

[@Hunter-is-gay-af]

WHAT SPEAR-

[@LiamBarrett-gz5sh]

“I’m looking at your sphere” bruh

[@KINGPANTHERZ]

💀

[@RhyzVids]

Sphere 😭😭

[@zyon3582]

“I’m looking at your spear.”……… WTF

[@angelmedina2855]

Thought he was Gunna say it's morbin time

[@angelmedina2855]

😂😂

[@InternetDweller009]

Goddamn it 🤣

[@LosVaquero]

He’s not venom!

[@Overneed-Belkan-Witch]

Spear huh? Definitely made of Alloy

[@romankatsuro1451]

- Fernand! My eyes are up here. - Just look at my spear.. or better jump on him😅

[@P3DROCARNITAS]

Wait a minute... Spear?

[@AllHailTheRamenEmperor]

He was trying to keep control of his own spear as well

[@Madmonkeman]

Key word: trying

[@brenlc1412]

69 likes

[@AMIRA-99999]

"I'm looking at your spear" 💀☠️

[@bjornironsides6474]

Haha she has a “spear”

[@Lefty8013]

Initial reaction: "woah" After the video: "WOAH"

[@giovannibalsamo6178]

horizon zero dawn: forbidden futanari

[@fernosbonos5394]

Good one

[@hikoplays]

make this game...NOW...please?

[@Herbs2]

Nah

[@giovannibalsamo6178]

@@hikoplays a bible black open world action-rpg game could be better

[@fernosbonos5394]

@@hikoplays mods has done 'wonders'

[@anakinskywalker4596]

"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine, now let's see how well you handle it"

[@rythofthefourthhouse7104]

But before we fight, I must tell you, I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate !

[@ahiptothehop4077]

@@rythofthefourthhouse7104 what does that make us then...?

[@Dononut305]

Pov: you're in thailand

[@brainwashedarchive]

get it because penits

[@marcoamazo]

Aloy: my eyes are up here me: if i was interested in your eyes id be looking at them.

[@danktempsey6110]

They got us in the first half ngl They also got us in the second half ngl

[@kaviasizach8490]

If he looking down and said he looking at her spear, then does that mean.....

[@TentacularTaku]

Trans Aloy confirmed?

[@kaviasizach8490]

@@TentacularTaku futa

[@TentacularTaku]

@@kaviasizach8490 Intersex Aloy confirmed?

[@kaviasizach8490]

@@TentacularTaku what in the f

[@TentacularTaku]

@@kaviasizach8490 Hey, no shame in it.

[@JulianGem]

"My eyes are up here😡" "I'm looking at your spear😎"

[@vincible45]

As someone who has NOT played any of Horizon games, I am VERY confused yet aroused

[@KingPeezy14]

Did this just randomly pop up in everyone’s recommended at the same time 😭

[@SpectreMkTwo]

Yes like now

[@coffucoffuuu]

Yeah

[@fyrun4838]

Yep

[@blackradar4175]

yeap

[@tjgevers7207]

Yep

[@xox1592009]

“I know where your eyes are, don’t patronize me”

[@conspiracyspider]

How and why the fuck did this get recommended to me and why did I click?

[@Onestrandedperson]

So we all just here right now talking about Aloy’s “Spear”

[@bigboar0074]

Healthy discussion

[@thekindvoid386]

I just wanna know how big it is

[@R77ification]

Man shot his shot

[@SavantPete]

My eyes are down there so...

[@Kamradpierre1200]

Wym by that😑

[@SavantPete]

@@Kamradpierre1200 Only one meaning

[@jeroen3618]

Aloy doing Twitch now it seems 💀

[@MrLeroy42]

Lmao Fr

[@mr.stealyourgirl1104]

The spear down there huh? 😏

[@shadowdepths2486]

WAIT WHAT

[@studiopixani8258]

"I'm looking at your spear." *Laugh track* There's Something about Aloy.

[@Carsonogenisis]

When PC players get access to to PS IPs.

[@XxVonsoulxX]

"My eyes are up here." "Yeah but your personality is down here."

[@zenitsuagatsuma9076]

"I'm looking at your spear." *wait a god damn minute*

[@BlazydayZ]

W-wait what spear..? 🤨📸

[@tombkings6279]

🙈

[@user-pv4ht7zv4x]

Me when i enter the bathroom with my homie

[@thedestel1]

Нет слов, одни эмоции, и ожин вопрос Why the fuck are you going into the bathroom with a friend?

[@slugintub634]

​@@thedestel1it's a homie, not a friend. Learn the difference.

[@thedestel1]

@@slugintub634 Sorry, but I use a translator and I have the translation a "friend", and your answer as “buddy”

[@FRISHR]

When you go to Thailand:

[@imdasij]

5 dollar

[@JohnnySilverhand1988]

Im looking at your S P E A R

[@afrikasmith1049]

To be fair, it's a really nice looking spear.

[@tigerman412]

Her "spear" huh?

[@wozza2046]

🧐🧐🧐.. 💀

[@hurquestionmark]

Two shields, and one spear.

[@Regigigas_YT]

BRUH