The amount of epic lines that came out of this scene is out of this world. This is pure gold.
@MartyMcFly884 жыл бұрын
I died the first time I saw this scene 😂
@Terror8323 жыл бұрын
Colin Ferrell had like 5 minutes of screen time and he completely stole the slow “I don’t want my money supporting monsters” 😂😂😂
@randyjohnson54262 жыл бұрын
Amen...colin stole the show.
@DragzaRmericasResort2 ай бұрын
RIP @@MartyMcFly88
@MartyMcFly882 ай бұрын
@@DragzaRmericasResort lol
@schematicb53932 жыл бұрын
"Your father said he would rather die than save money and hurt people" "Looks like were right on schedule" GOLD
@georgenayak2551 Жыл бұрын
"three hours late. Point to his bare wrist. "What's the deal?😂😂😂😂
@channelsold32366 ай бұрын
ugh huh ..... Lmaoooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jesus4lyfe008 жыл бұрын
"I don't want my money going to support monsters" *DEAD*
@kartikeyadutta94758 жыл бұрын
Uhh hunh mm hmmm... *DEAD*
@maxexodus6 жыл бұрын
funniest part
@UserX8604 жыл бұрын
killed me !! 😅😅😅😅
@_blueberrycats2 жыл бұрын
They’re not tribesman it’s a modern society
@TheAccountant10002 жыл бұрын
That is so hardcore sad lol 😂
@ThaElite1810 жыл бұрын
"The guy burned off half his face" "Exactly, I don't want my money going to support monsters" Lmao! Something tells me this scene took more than one take. I would've been dying 😂
@MynameisDUmassАй бұрын
💀🤣😅😂
@coryboy34523 күн бұрын
Guy is going to be in the new season of The Penguin as Two-Face and will get his revenge on Colin...
@InReznovWeTrust9 жыл бұрын
This movie needed more Colin Farrell.
@stevefowler17878 жыл бұрын
+Lone Wolf Reviews LTD. He was really almost the only funny part of the movie...well Kevin Spacey was also excellent, but the 3 main characters and Jennifer made me want to barf it was so bad.
@lukelichtenthal54077 жыл бұрын
steve Fowler Seriously this movie was hilarious and I think all the actors played their parts well. The funniest in my opinion being Charlie Day.
@Nicholenickinicscott7 жыл бұрын
steve Fowler yeah she was so creepy her character
@praveennambiarashmira7 жыл бұрын
Lone Wolf Reviews LTD. y
@hogwartsforlifeaj81754 жыл бұрын
I agree.
@ZarahiConde8 жыл бұрын
I love how even in the middle of him being an asshole he has time to "congratulate" Margie ! Lol
@nurlanabdirov45917 жыл бұрын
He also asked Maggie to come with adding "please".
@shaunab27352 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@deanjones6842 ай бұрын
Large Marge 😂😂😂
@Fauxtrotstudios10 жыл бұрын
Professor Xavier, I died
@58kenstyle10 жыл бұрын
i died four times at that part the accuracy tho
@h4tchetman9 жыл бұрын
Ikr hahaaa
@rebeccaross55347 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha 😂
@selkirkswift7 жыл бұрын
No you didnt
@scarced32386 жыл бұрын
F
@88marquel8 жыл бұрын
"He fucking creeps me out rolling around all day in his special little secret chair" I FUCKING LOVE THIS MOVIE! I wonder if he scripted any of this or just pure comedy? 😂😂😂😂😂 "Professor Xavier"
@58kenstyle8 жыл бұрын
Marquel White it's one of my favorite comedy of all of time the plot is kinda eh but who cares because 90% of the jokes are just soooo perfects Kevin Spacey, Collin Farrell and Jennifer Aniston are just pure gold in this . Too bad it so underrated.
@gangsta91818 жыл бұрын
Marquel White Prof Xavier lmao!!!
@blakefuechtmann18 күн бұрын
"I know he is up to something." 😅😂
@mandapanda1120910 жыл бұрын
"we gotta trim some of the fat." "trim the fat? the hell do you mean by trim the fat?" "I need you to fire the fat people." LMFAO
@aedaed7238 Жыл бұрын
This is not funny
@Drerunsit16 Жыл бұрын
@@aedaed7238It definitely is
@nav6893 ай бұрын
@@aedaed7238what's your weight
@rinraiden3 ай бұрын
@@aedaed7238 Aren't you people suppose to be jolly?
@naughtyat253 ай бұрын
It should be part of the DEI policy. This people are getting ignored among the fatties, fire them!
@MsRebecca73010 жыл бұрын
"rolling around in his special chair" lol
@igolffff2 ай бұрын
Not the quote
@deano09959 жыл бұрын
He's not even wearing a watch when he says 3 hours late hahaha
@GMmaster999 жыл бұрын
+deano whitworth considering the kind of person he showed himself to be, he was just acting impulsively and probably didn't even care he came in late
@SpiritSoPoetic4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@TheMillertime779 жыл бұрын
I never expected Colin Farrell to be this funny but him, Jennifer Anniston and Kevin Spacey were hilarious.
@stevefowler17878 жыл бұрын
+TheMillertime77 I thought Jenn was horrible (or maybe it was that whiney guy playing her employee that made those scenes so irritating)...anyway that movie had entirely too few funny parts to enable me to put up with the rest of it.
@Don-pk2uy6 жыл бұрын
TheMillertime77 Kevin Spacey is not so funny anymore 😂
@jakemcmanus39116 жыл бұрын
hes still funny... regardless of anything
@dynamite_dynamite59546 жыл бұрын
Don Smith he’s hilarious
@lukelichtenthal54076 жыл бұрын
steve Fowler Hey don’t diss Charlie day.
@6oclocknewsat88 жыл бұрын
"It's dick on dick, ain't my bag." XD
@10thMountainworrior8 жыл бұрын
Lls
@saiduslu76818 жыл бұрын
hahaha :D
@sixfoursoul25389 жыл бұрын
"stay where you are marge & congratulations .". lmfao !
@roloug959 жыл бұрын
Colin Farrell was the funniest thing about this movie
@seededsoul7 жыл бұрын
I thought it was the runt from Sunny
@mad-k6q6 жыл бұрын
You his mom? Or something...
@samuraiii64346 жыл бұрын
Everyone were hilarious
@andrefontes63316 жыл бұрын
Cry me a fucking river
@venomtang5 жыл бұрын
Lile Will Farrell in Wedding crashers
@58kenstyle8 жыл бұрын
"Professor Xavier" 😂😂😂😂😂
@matti0237 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahaha 😂
@CarlosMendez-lv8hl4 жыл бұрын
“And tell him to leave his handicap parking tag before he leaves”
@tonytheslobgod55913 жыл бұрын
“You mean Hank”? 😂
@deepblue37416 жыл бұрын
“Sit!” “I’m not a Dog Bobby...” “Good Boy” 😂😂😂
@themarinect8 жыл бұрын
Bobby's savage level is off the chart lol
@tempgirl007116 жыл бұрын
Totally perfect savage coke head. They act just like that. Extreme. Outlandish. Dont realize theyre acting crazy. Too funny!! Large marge! Prof xavier hahahhaah ive watched this probably 10 times
@fingerscrossed24533 жыл бұрын
He did coke in the office!
@ianhovenden50683 жыл бұрын
@@tempgirl00711 not really don’t talk bout it less u done it
@indyyy59278 жыл бұрын
"That excuse wouldn't make any sense if your dad was still here" "Whoa, in my office now" Lol Colin is the best thing that happened to this franchise
@havinashjivan4 жыл бұрын
"Sit" "Not a Dog Bobby" "Good Boy" Colin Farrell is Savage 🔥
@dlckdwn100413 жыл бұрын
"You can fire uh... Professor Xavior" "who are you talking about? U mean Hank?" "Yeah fucking creeps me out. Rolling around all day in a special little secret chair. I know he's up to something" This shit made me laugh literally all day LOL. No doubt the funniest scene in this movie
@KartikeyaDutta10 жыл бұрын
colin farrell should've got some award for that gold of an acting...
@melifeendshere10 жыл бұрын
holy fuckin shit. didn't even recognize that it was the phonebooth guy
@KartikeyaDutta10 жыл бұрын
melifeendshere and he's gonna be in the next true detective.
@OneRedKansan418 жыл бұрын
the state of bobbyville. LMAO. Colin Farrel is brilliant here.
@chrismhp8 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that was improv too, judging by the off-the-cuff delivery. Colin Farrell is massively underrated and underused in comedy.
@pushinit17897 жыл бұрын
That would be a town. Lmfao
@ladyveevee28888 жыл бұрын
Colin Farrell is a natural born actor. He is so funny.
@thedefinitionisthis8 жыл бұрын
Unite States of Me.
@samuelaurora36326 жыл бұрын
“it’s all here” 😂
@milesprower42885 жыл бұрын
you can't spell America without ME (;
@michealreed97714 жыл бұрын
Miles Prower you should’ve said a me
@timothychaichana36218 жыл бұрын
You can fire professor Xavier! I died laughing 😂
@Sidowse8 күн бұрын
Then how did you write this comment?
@justincredible337910 жыл бұрын
"THEY'RE NOT TRIBESMEN, IT'S A MODERN SOCIETY"
@KartikeyaDutta10 жыл бұрын
do i look like i fucking care?
@paulcollins56298 жыл бұрын
not a dog bobby good boy lmao
@A.P.E.X_Muzik8 жыл бұрын
Large Marge and professor Xavier lol
@monikaunderstands55278 жыл бұрын
THAT was hysterical especially the "Professor Xavier" part!
@grizzlieoutdoors281410 жыл бұрын
"Does it look like I fucking care" LMAO
@agonb315610 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest scene in a comedy I have ever seen, or ever will see. Colin Farrel rocked it :D
@jennessyxjuice10 жыл бұрын
He too funny in this movie!!...
@mito887 жыл бұрын
SOFB
@chummyx4o110 жыл бұрын
3 hours late for being at his dad's funeral. Bullseye didn't give a shit. Haha
@CoolsBreeze10 жыл бұрын
If I was doing this scene I wouldn't have been able to keep a straight face.
@CoolsBreeze10 жыл бұрын
saney V And that's why I can laugh in life and laugh at you.
@CoolsBreeze10 жыл бұрын
later turd
@CoolsBreeze10 жыл бұрын
nah just laughing at you, just like everybody you know.
@EatOrLumby10 жыл бұрын
Your comments make me think you would faintly resemble this dickhead in the movie
@CognizantCheddar10 жыл бұрын
CoolsBreeze Don't get so defensive at an internet random, bud. Besides, saney V's comment was valid, albeit rude.
@Honeymoon19885 жыл бұрын
“I know he’s up to something” they nailed the coke head 😂
@jesus4lyfe008 жыл бұрын
lol this nigga is savage..didn't even go to his dads funeral *LOL*
@РаисаГазаман-ю1х7 жыл бұрын
Don Johnson клас
@channelsold32366 ай бұрын
he wasn't invited!!! lmaoooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@gyrogerg7 жыл бұрын
"Tell him to leave his handicap parking pass when he leaves" just when you thought you saw the most horrible boss in the world, he says this LMFAO
@celtic35fpo Жыл бұрын
Professor Xavier...I know he's up to something..Lmao!
@melr60806 жыл бұрын
Colin Farrell is HILARIOUS - "Stay where you are Marge. Congratulations. "
@forman2089 жыл бұрын
I can't believe they cut some of this scene from the movie. The monster line is fucking hilarious
@MrMvpron226 жыл бұрын
forman208 they didnt
@jlhanlon19802 жыл бұрын
@@MrMvpron22 my DVD version doesn't have it
@mindgraphy_10 жыл бұрын
Colin Farrell is fucking brilliant in this movie, such an awesome character!
@jeffreyurrea7085 жыл бұрын
I died in the movie theater hearing that " professor Xavier " line XD
@jondstewart8 жыл бұрын
This guy is a sweetheart compared to Kevin Spacey's character. Just an incompetent coke addict trying to power trip. Spacey's character was much more shrewd and knew how to use an honest hardworking man to his advantage without legal consequences.
@Calucifer138 жыл бұрын
Spacey´s character was a psychopath (the real deal). One of every five CEOs is a psychopath, actually.
@MrDarksword1238 жыл бұрын
I don't know bout that. Sure Spacey's character was cruel and he did use hardworkers to his advantage, but this guy wanted to drive the company in the ground so he could get rich himself. That's way worse in my opinion
@Calucifer138 жыл бұрын
***** I don´t see Spaceys character as cruel, he just does not FEEL because he does not have a particularly developed frontal lobe (of the brain). He only does things as he feels them. You cannot really compare those two guys. They were BOTH horrible in their own specific way.
@MrDarksword1238 жыл бұрын
Calucifer13 yea that is definitely true, kevin spacey and colin farell did a great job playing dick characters
@chriscaraway36257 жыл бұрын
Spacey was a saint, the peanuts made him Mr Hyde.
@yeahokjosh7 жыл бұрын
I remember dying in the theatre when he called that guy professor Xavier lol
@bobbyduckett54658 жыл бұрын
"I was at YOUR dad's funeral!"
@Mrussell19808 жыл бұрын
Bobby Duckett Maybe that excuse would've flown when my dad was here....😂😂😂😂
@SpiritSoPoetic4 жыл бұрын
Bobby Duckett 😂😂😂
@kochujen00111 жыл бұрын
O man that Professor Xavier line killed me haha
@robertm25608 жыл бұрын
"Cut him off" LOL
@M3Lucky8 жыл бұрын
They're not tribesmen, it's a modern society!
@Lcarter528 жыл бұрын
DO I LOOK LIKE I FUCKING CARE? hahaha
@GarrettBriles-sq9ih3 ай бұрын
So this is what The Penguin did before he ruled Gotham
@Bumfluff120213 жыл бұрын
"Here's some new changes", "can't wait to hear them" in a sarcastic voice LOL
@cesardelgado56502 жыл бұрын
Wrote "Bobby" on top of his father's name. LMAO🤣
@hisdudeness8328 Жыл бұрын
Holy shit! How did I miss that?
@elvergazo21315 ай бұрын
XD looks like a child did it
@gruphenio67872 ай бұрын
@@elvergazo21310:27 echos the childish motif, he looks like a toddler that’s trying to control their own pushchair lol
@moralfiber14643 жыл бұрын
"Your dad told me he would rather die than save money and hurt people" Bobby thinking "then" rather than "than" "Looks like we're right on schedule"
@erzcav47933 жыл бұрын
Om thank u i wouldnt have noticed that 😂😂😂
@richsoar20099 жыл бұрын
This guy in charge 3:31 says, "united states of me", unreal!
@aldavis137710 жыл бұрын
The state of bobbyville.....LMAO...the United states of me!
@thesunbeamballads3 жыл бұрын
"United States of Me" 😂😂😂😂😂
@mindtones7706 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest movies of all time. Both parts. Desperately waiting for Part 3
@D23-8810 жыл бұрын
Okay fine......uhhh stay where you where are Marge........congratulations!! Lmao
@sandhu79097 жыл бұрын
When Colin talks about Prof Xavier...his hands movements are epic :D
@rolando11859 ай бұрын
As a local Bolivian tribesman I appreciate the responsible chemical disposal.
@DISTER14111 жыл бұрын
"You can phone a friend, ask the audience or 50/50" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
@conefish13 жыл бұрын
"creeps me out, rollin around all day in his special little secret chair....I know he is upto somethin!"
@niptuck11712 жыл бұрын
"Exactly. I don't want my money, uhh, going to support monsters."
@smokeybear54604 жыл бұрын
"They're not tribesman it's a modern society!" LMFAO
@dub24597 жыл бұрын
He looks like Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder
@KartikeyaDutta8 жыл бұрын
CF (pointing at wristless watch) : 3 hours late what's the deal? JS: I was at your father's funeral! CF(adjusting tie): Uh huh.. Mmm Hmm.. I died.
@MrTickTickB00Mify8 жыл бұрын
More of a 'watchless wrist' than a 'wristless watch'.
@Ryorishu8 жыл бұрын
that uhuh mmm hmm is so fkn good LOL
@TheStuport8 жыл бұрын
Details....Love them!
@dumbmonkey18 жыл бұрын
What's funny is he wasn't even wearing a wristwatch lol
@eltkasa7 жыл бұрын
Wristless watch lool .. More like watchless wrist . ahha uhhu
@lovestospooge67376 жыл бұрын
"like I give a fuck some local tribesmen gets cancer" I was dead 🤣🤣
@christianschneider65387 жыл бұрын
"They're not tribesman, it's a modern society!" For some reason that line killed me the most.
@MartyMcFly882 ай бұрын
“Rolls around all day in his special little secret chair- I know he’s up to something!” 😂😂😂
@seanmoriarty22 жыл бұрын
Sit I am not a dog Good boy Lmfao
@blader45bc4 жыл бұрын
One of the best scenes in all of moviedom. Great acting by both, great lines perfectly delivered.
@Lcarter528 жыл бұрын
0:12 "you're 3 hours late" *pointing at empty wrist*
@galleryofrogues5 жыл бұрын
Colin actually upstages Jason here, it’s amazing.
@okjoseph51747 жыл бұрын
I dont want my money goin to support monsters 😂😂😂
@arigoldberger175512 сағат бұрын
The amount of one liners in this dialogue is just mesmerising. Absolutely brilliant.
@imhappyandyou.40033 жыл бұрын
The character that Colin Farrell plays in this is equally hilarious to the one Tom Cruise played in Tropic Thunder. Just imagine them both being in a few scenes together as those characters lol.
@anactaneustheeleventh25424 жыл бұрын
Colin’s Irish accent makes him even funnier. Professor Xavier🤣🤣🤣lmao!!!!
@yaqina11009 жыл бұрын
Sit! I'm not a dog, Bobby. Good boy. Colin was the shit in this flick.
@Gangstabob7162 ай бұрын
I'm convinced this is Penguins backstory
@qelement505 жыл бұрын
I just love the way he awkwardly moves the chair back into the office.
@yevgrafvalkharan31743 жыл бұрын
lol then in the short time it takes Kurt to get into the office, he has his chair on the opposite side of the desk turned around facing out the window like fuckin Emperor Palpatine
@tommymerchant70265 ай бұрын
Fucking hilarious!!"special little chair!"what the he'll happened to Colin ferral?I haven't heard from him in any movies for a while!!he's fucking unbelievable
@UnitedAlcoholics10 жыл бұрын
Best performace from Colin! :)
@tranceformerfx7 жыл бұрын
"DO I LOOK LIKE I FUCKING CARE" I lost it, I was not expecting that at all.
@dimarg006 ай бұрын
Farrel is sick in this movie. "United States of me" 🤣
@leatherhead1412 жыл бұрын
" Rolling around in his special little secret chair" lmao
@bradsmith51364 жыл бұрын
He absolutely nailed this roll. Jennifer Aniston was so good as well.
@Stuart2674 жыл бұрын
She's even better in the 2nd one
@Misserbi2 жыл бұрын
"Change that. Congratulations." Hilarious!
@roncuyos15952 жыл бұрын
I think this factored in to him being the Penguin. Still hilarious 😂
@chriscaraway36258 жыл бұрын
In a movie filled with hundreds of hilarious moments Bobby rowing his chair with his feet 0:26 just kills me.
@_inked_out12 жыл бұрын
"you can fire professor Xavier" i laughed so hard at the movies wen i heard dat line..lol
@TheFairyme0710 жыл бұрын
omilord! is that Colin Farrel?
@jadecleveland86510 жыл бұрын
Yes
@thunderkitty196312 жыл бұрын
That scene is hilarious...i love this movie and you're right...it's one of the funniest scenes...the United States of Me...I Love it!!!
@annaguz36298 жыл бұрын
Colin Farrel is so funny and hilarious😁
@Michael-zf4pi8 жыл бұрын
the phone a friend, ask the audience had me dieing lol
@tross967 жыл бұрын
They're not tribesmen, it's a modern society😂
@VAOdinАй бұрын
"Your dad told that he would rather die than make money and hurt people" "Oh yeah? Well guess what? . . . Looks like we're right on schedule". So fucked up but he aint wrong. Lmfao
@MartyMcFly884 жыл бұрын
Colin stole this movie! “You can fire Professor Xavier too.”
@randyjohnson54262 жыл бұрын
"I dont want my money going to support monsters"..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@wellick78634 жыл бұрын
"Professor Xavier"...I shouldnt be laughing as hard as I am now
@channelsold32366 ай бұрын
we all are 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣
@malikjones20688 жыл бұрын
The way he stood up and said does it look like I fucking care? cracks me tf up😂😂😂