Horrifying My Husband with Dirty Pick-Up Lines: Compilation #2

[@LauraBrumback]

Tara, you can make ANYTHING dirty! It's like a superpower! Brian must want to hide whenever the pearls appear 😂

[@tara.blairball]

🤣🤣

[@WeareCreative360]

if laughter is the best medicine, you two have loads to share with the world, lol!

[@tara.blairball]

🫶🫶

[@abeal5188]

You guys have won the lottery with that marriage. Congratulations and thanks for showing that relationships don’t always have to suck.😂

[@tara.blairball]

🥰🥰🥰

[@ericthompson3982]

Watching him totally change colors is so delightful.

[@tara.blairball]

💯👌🤣

[@jamesSmith-fl5wv]

She is a gem!

[@eddieday-reilly5144]

You have the cutest laugh Tara and Brian i can feel the heat off your face from here 😂😂 You've made my day , love you guys

[@tara.blairball]

😁😁🥰

[@chrisdegraaff1418]

You, madam, are a comedic gem. Never stop going for the laugh.

[@tara.blairball]

👌😁🥰

[@roncochran7650]

I love these two!! The role reversal is unmatched, she’s such a dirty girl, and he is the bashful saint. I love her enthusiasm!! Definitely not shy

[@tara.blairball]

🥰🥰

[@leosthrivwithautism]

😂 Awesome! I attempted to not laugh on this one. Couldn’t do it. Too funny.

[@tara.blairball]

👌😁🤣

[@priscacara]

Love the jokes and channel, you have a blast!

[@tara.blairball]

😁😁

[@Observant_Observer_Observing]

This woman is definitely a keepe! 🤣😂🤣😂👍👍

[@tara.blairball]

💯👌😁

[@curtisclayton8023]

Hey Tara, if you like Brian scoring in your end zone, wait until he tries for 2 😁😅😅😅

[@tara.blairball]

🤣🤣

[@kilpatrickp]

Sometimes silliness is just what you need. Thanks!

[@tara.blairball]

You’re very welcome!

[@glenlivingstonegl]

How long did it take you to keep a straight face telling these jokes,you really have mastered it 😂🤣😂🤣

[@tara.blairball]

These are all one takes!

[@mikew.1902]

Sometimes while I have tears streaming down my face from laughing...........All I can say is Oh My God! You guys are too much. I have to wonder where you get this stuff.

[@tara.blairball]

I write most of these. Sometimes viewers send theirs. 😊😊

[@WayneDady]

Love all your dirty pick up lines. They are amazing.

[@tara.blairball]

👌😁

[@WayneDady]

@tara.blairball I have to admit that I have been told that I am a very good comedian and actor, because I come up with some good lines and scripts off the top of my head too.

[@Vulpur]

This man is trying to recenter himself so badly 😂😂 you’re tempting him so much

[@kinnikuzero]

That's the most romantic thing I've ever seen in my life.

[@tara.blairball]

😁😁

[@MarkvanBuskirk]

Always delightful

[@tara.blairball]

🫶😁

[@petergerardino3319]

What a lucky guy!!! 💪💪💪

[@clonny2]

i love her laugh! They are the best!

[@deanmeyer1815]

Sounds like Tara won’t be a football widow anymore. HORRIFIED! 🤣😂

[@tara.blairball]

👌🤣🤣

[@jefffelton8016]

I don't know what's more fun, watching Brian turn red or listening to Tara laugh 😂😂😂

[@tara.blairball]

👌😁

[@ContentBoatLake-mw1dx]

Oh my God Tara you are a lighting him up like a Christmas tree

[@tara.blairball]

👌🤣🤣

[@wards1fan]

You make my day.

[@tara.blairball]

🥰🥰

[@joeroth9728]

Who said we have to wait until midnight to ride!!!!

[@tara.blairball]

🤣🤣

[@Stormpriest]

There was a couple there that made me flinch LOL

[@tara.blairball]

🤣🤣

[@Lulu-mr5nl]

Your wife's killing me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@erzahler1930]

Poor Brian, he is red as a beet!!!

[@tara.blairball]

🤣🤣

[@MrRyguy2112]

Lol some classics! BTW the answer to most of these is yes!

[@tara.blairball]

👌😁

[@MrFox-rf3cu]

"What is 6.9?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tara.blairball]

🤣🤣

[@MrFox-rf3cu]

@@tara.blairball Tara, are you making most of these up, or are these some you've seen somewhere? I have never heard most of these, so I have been assuming that you are composing these. (Just curious.)

[@MrFox-rf3cu]

@@tara.blairball Also, the very last one, the coin flip.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joeroth9728]

Yes to the backfield but things are also going to get very slippery!!!!

[@tara.blairball]

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[@joeroth9728]

She knows all too well that!!!!

[@tara.blairball]

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[@joeroth9728]

Fill you yes with kids no!!!!

[@tara.blairball]

😂😂

[@edwardballiet2167]

Sounds more like philosophical questions

[@joeroth9728]

What no Airtight while there’s that many

[@joasverloop5827]

Lmao 😂

[@tara.blairball]

😁

[@joeroth9728]

As for the coin flip can’t we do both!!!!

[@tara.blairball]

👌😁

[@SarahTollie]

Years ago I heard about a football player that got married and was disappointed on his honeymoon. He thought his bride was a tight end but it turned out she was a wide receiver.

[@tara.blairball]

💀💀💀😂

[@joeroth9728]

As for the glass thing only if gonna spray clean my glasses

[@tara.blairball]

🤣🤣

[@EarlDennis-l1l]

Truly amazing talent do a comedy road tour

[@tara.blairball]

Someday! 😊😊

[@juliethompson7005]

My favorite was the swallow 😂😂

[@tara.blairball]

💯👌🤣

[@joeroth9728]

For it’s caffeinated sodas the same way inside of me too

[@tara.blairball]

🤣🤣

[@mikenelson-gx2eq]

Update to you "party" joke: "Hey, I'm going to have a party. It's in my mouth and I want you to come."

[@ScottWright-p2d]

Guys keep it up.

[@tara.blairball]

🥰🥰

[@joeroth9728]

Normally when I hear finish him/her I think of Mortal Kombat but this is something I can get used to

[@tara.blairball]

👌😁

[@JoshM23]

thanks to this channel, my fiance is "thirsty" more frequently now. 😮🤔😂

[@tara.blairball]

That's great! 🤣🤣

[@joeroth9728]

Fine you can be the Dom tonight!!!!

[@tara.blairball]

🤣🤣

[@gregoryheim9781]

The football ones are all pretty good.

[@tara.blairball]

💯😁

[@michaelmayfield5733]

Brian is a lucky man.

[@tara.blairball]

💯🥰

[@11jonaz]

Not 😂 so good for å long time😅😅😅

[@tara.blairball]

😅😅

[@rupertmorrell6795]

Brian, you do realise that a game of NFL isn't going to be the same in yours and any other American football fans' minds after watching this KZbin video all courtesy of the pick-up lines Tara picked up.

[@tara.blairball]

😅🤣🤣

[@joeroth9728]

If you insist but can change your middle name to pull my hair!!!!

[@tara.blairball]

🤣🤣

[@joeroth9728]

Yes but just the middle

[@tara.blairball]

😁🤣

[@joeroth9728]

No question I’m down for pounding the tight end but the real question is do we start front or backdoor

[@tara.blairball]

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[@joeroth9728]

Not only on Sunday will you get a sack your going down too!!!!

[@tara.blairball]

😅🤣

[@joeroth9728]

I’m also sure there tasty too and good you’re not allergic to nutz

[@tara.blairball]

🤣🤣

[@robertstamps6132]

Lol

[@tara.blairball]

😁

[@joeroth9728]

Keep talking like and I might overload and shutdown!!!!

[@tara.blairball]

🤣🤣

[@jimyoung144]

You have a Beautiful mind

[@tara.blairball]

🥰🥰

[@jimyoung144]

@@tara.blairball keep up the good hard work😘

[@jimyoung144]

I have one for you : so your diabetic and you something sweet to eat , try me I’m sugar free

[@joeroth9728]

Just that only the uprights ok

[@tara.blairball]

🤣🤣

[@joeroth9728]

As long as it not just one end zone and sure why not add some balls to play with

[@tara.blairball]

👌🤣

[@joeroth9728]

Yes but first you gonna get low on me first

[@tara.blairball]

🤣🤣

[@joeroth9728]

Only if you don’t mind me poking around in there!!!!

[@tara.blairball]

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[@joeroth9728]

Just the inches no toys!!!!

[@tara.blairball]

🤣🤣

[@rickbabcock186]

I half to agree with 143 .they are 👍

[@seniorgolfer]

These jokes are hilarious, but what do your kids think of this?

[@joeroth9728]

Only if you’re ok with red flag sportsman like conduct

[@tara.blairball]

🤣🤣

[@anime2011ish]

😂😂😂

[@tara.blairball]

😁

[@joeroth9728]

Do have to limit it it to just halftime entertainment

[@tara.blairball]

🤣🤣

[@chukdavis924]

If we go play golf will can I play with your putter.

[@joeroth9728]

I don’t know but if you’re asking to dew me then yes we can

[@tara.blairball]

🤣🤣

[@joeroth9728]

Keep talking like that you might get some Gatorade in your throat

[@tara.blairball]

🤣🤣

[@joeroth9728]

Unessisary roughness can’t I just get a 5minute major for fighting

[@tara.blairball]

🤣🤣

[@joeroth9728]

Just long and deep not fast and hard too

[@tara.blairball]

🤣🤣

[@joeroth9728]

Sure but again why limit it to just meat no toys as well????!!!!

[@tara.blairball]

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[@kennethjames9999]

When you learn something for all the wrong reasons.

[@tara.blairball]

🤣🤣

[@joeroth9728]

I have no problem with doggy style but if I lose balance can grab the closest thing on you????!!!!

[@tara.blairball]

🤣🤣🤣

[@joeroth9728]

Just let me know which hole to start with

[@tara.blairball]

🤣🤣

[@joeroth9728]

As you wish I might have to stick a finger or in and check wiring!!!!

[@tara.blairball]

🤣🤣

[@joeroth9728]

As for entering which Hole!!!!

[@tara.blairball]

🤣🤣

[@vickistewart1924]

😂😂😂