Horrifying Search and Rescue Stories | "Im a Search and Rescue Officer for the US Forest Service.."

[@lydialackstoes9961]

therapist: "stop crying, stairs can't hurt you" Stairs: *exist*

[@kuni9894]

Stair

[@waffle9659]

I- I don't think that's what a therapist should act like..? :p

[@lydialackstoes9961]

Joonie's Wife it’s a joke :,)

[@Ba1uba]

Lydia Stewart STOP YOUR SKARYNG ME

[@Idiot-u4s]

S T A I R S A P H O B I A

[@MarsMann6754]

"Don't go up the stairs." "Why?" * cryptic response* "What does that have to do with anything?" * aggressive cryptic response* "Can you give me any answers?" * cryptic silence.*

[@borb4330]

Yeah exactly, cryptic reasons result in cryptic curiosity

[@dimitrimannigel4478]

Idk why but ive seen some but ive heard about them so I dident get any closer

[@InVinoVeratas]

Huh. If only I spoke Cryptic 🤔

[@dresetfrostwood8449]

I remember seeing stairs in the woods. Nice a short. I walked up them. The only thing I found was a good view of the area. The reson your not supposed to go to them it the can be unstructerly sound. The one I found was made of stone and a little Crumbly. Good for finding mushrooms when mushroom hunting

[@karanchoudhury3935]

You've got 666 likes and I don't wanna ruin it

[@JuanAndres-fs7js]

this dude has inspired me to tell my stories on the job as a middle of the woods staircase builder.

[@harleysparrow222]

xD

[@joeycope4248]

Lol

[@redcrane-tapes5674]

This comment made my day

[@vickymcfadden7173]

Middle of the woods huh...but not near any civilization- is that a different department?

[@joachimmoolah9882]

XD

[@yubinalena]

The way I always come back to listen to Corpse's stories. This one is still one of my favourites

[@Star_Anais]

Ikr

[@colepennell5222]

Everytime I drive to the beach I put this story on, originally made me want to become a park ranger myself

[@elizabethwoodruff9640]

Me too

[@FaalKoriim]

100% my favorite. Love how unique this one is.

[@Freddyfrm18]

Another one of my favorite stories is the I hired my own hitman story too.

[@mydigitallog2652]

I didn't look at the length of this before I started listening and now i'm in too deep to stop

[@ilikemusic8119]

That’s what she said

[@ayjfr88]

@@ilikemusic8119oof 😂

[@ilikemusic8119]

@@ayjfr88 lmao

[@cosplayerkim]

Oh! I didn't either. Thanks for kinda warning me so I can watch another time so I'll be able to watch in one sitting

[@tottythotty3960]

*nervous laughter* no way, not me or anything

[@mr.wonderland171]

I like to imagine someone being in their house, getting ready to go upstairs, only to find that the staircase is missing, and their all like "oh dammit not again!"

[@oorohbooroz1781]

😅🤣🤭 lol

[@vanapirarayne738]

That would be so fucking funny

[@Bowser14456]

"My parents took them down because I am grounded." 🤣

[@brianmcdonald3488]

I could imagine this happening to Randy Marsh

[@h3x3dit]

hahaha

[@btoombs4060]

Me: Expecting demons and shit Corpse Husband: S T A I R S

[@bradenbakertv1903]

Funny

[@Soul_Alpha]

*blasts self due to sheer terror*

[@chicanachick818z]

You mean like Re3 Nemesis ?

[@thctitan5041]

So what is it with the stairs?

[@Skankhunt-jj1cn]

@@thctitan5041 Just Ignore Them Its Normal

[@metokyan5804]

Random fact: That picture of a man in the first story is actually a real person and his name was Raymond Robinson. He got horribly disfigured because he got electrocuted when he was 8 years old. He apparently likes to go on walks and he tends to do it at night time to avoid scaring people and because of that, he was actually struck by cars a few times. But on a positive note, mans lived a full life and he peacefully passed away in 1985 at the age of 74.

[@Yerpompous]

Thank you for that. I was very curious what that pic was about. Bless that man’s heart!! He had to have had a hard time to live like that since he was 8 years old!! 😢 how did you know this?

[@metokyan5804]

@@Yerpompous There was another video that used his photo, and I think one of his nephews/relatives commented about him and how he was. I figured I would just spread the info cause I noticed his photo is getting used in a few horror vids.

[@Yerpompous]

@@metokyan5804 I love that you are doing that for him. ❤️ That poor man. I can’t imagine how challenging his life had to be but I hope he was surrounded by a lot of people who loved him and made him feel good about himself. I don’t like that they have used his pics like that. Hopefully he had a good sense of humor and could laugh things off. And I love that you told me that he passed‘peacefully’. God rest his soul. Thank you for messaging me. ❤️

[@7791D]

@@metokyan5804 he was a freak

[@metokyan5804]

@@7791D thats rich coming from a guy who chose the user floridaman dan

[@saintpoli6800]

His voice like dropped two full octaves over four years Edit: I got it, throat condition, 80 other people have said it already

[@DXFT0NES]

XD

[@emilys2562]

Ikr sometimes it's hard to hear what he's saying cause it's so low

[@soare4874]

underrated comment

[@partqfavor]

yah its bc he has a disease called gerd that weakens his vocal chords

[@saintpoli6800]

@@partqfavor A disease that has dual negatives... An impressive voice but y’know, it’s a disease

[@acedog7420]

One dude’s story had someone getting their hand severed when going up stairs and then another had a hand appeared inside a tree. Very peculiar

[@yuhbo8356]

that’s what i’m saying it almost makes perfect sense

[@eblazy8064]

Yeah I caught that too, and like when homies hand got yoink off it disappeared. My curiosity has me wanting to know the timeline between the hand severed off incident and tree cutting incident.

[@gia6187]

dude that’s exactly what I was thinking

[@joshuabliven3411]

I thought the exact same thing, dead ass it was probably the dude's severed hand in the tree. I speculated the stairs may be interdimensional and he reached his hand too far over the threshold and it ended up somewhere else in the woods.

[@borb4330]

These stairs are scary, but then again so are all these missing persons cases because all of them have something to do with... creatures or beings

[@potat_ohs]

That dude back flipping through the woods was honestly hilarious.

[@kiwi-cn8fl]

"PARKOUR! AH SHIT IS THAT A GUN?? PARKOUR THIS WAY INSTEAD!"

[@slugintub2642]

A nice change of pace for this video 😂

[@banderas2000]

and creepy lol imagine a fox on its hindlegs walking .

[@Legendarycornet]

Joshua Bojos I thought it was the creepiest one

[@OhItsJAB]

@@banderas2000 I probably would've shot it, to be honest..

[@hydrogammer7623]

This forest ranger nosleep story is probably the best series of stories I have ever heard.

[@Ms.Demeanour]

Real

[@ryanbtryan651]

It absolutely is!

[@acacheofstars7]

Facts

[@Brooklyntrash]

NOT real. Fiction.😂

[@finncarlin7173]

Imagine how much scarier this would be if Corpse said it right now.

[@Marie-il5oz]

I need this in my life

[@hanako-kun4054]

Lol he should do that XD

[@finncarlin7173]

@@hanako-kun4054 ye fr

[@carson_6022]

Exactly my thought

[@simplyeason]

i mean honestly just the fact that IT IS corpse saying it is kinda scary already. but he’s a sweetheart though haha

[@SuperGirlLinn]

I listen to this like twice a year, just to refresh my memory. Still det best comp out there

[@wahkeeblaster]

SAME!

[@jameswesten2018]

Corpse husband did it first and best, others tried to copy this exact story but it isnt as good .

[@misseselise3864]

yep!!!

[@kcbc9037]

I do the same. It’s just such a good, creepy compilation of very scary instances based on what actually goes down in the woods. I think after listing to a lot of David Paulides’ interviews it just makes listing to this so much creepier.

[@jamiescott1062]

Sounds like me with "Pill Mill" narr. by Jason Hill chilling tales for dark nights

[@eccentricgamer4111]

Anyone else come back to listen to this every so often? Corpse is a great horror reader, I wish he’d return to doing it...

[@theGman402]

I know right now he just posts amung us garbage

[@kingscourt647]

I miss the horror stories but I'm ngl I fuck with all his content

[@queenofthorns4053]

Have you heard his music??? Is AWESOME!!!

[@weeaboiyt]

fr. when he blew up for music I was shocked. I don't listen to much of his music anymore (esp after removing DAYWALKER after MGK (🤢🤮) rewrote it) Corpse should go back to narration

[@dominique.gonzalez622]

YES!!!!💔❤💔❤

[@alexramos8019]

Eight years later and I’m still re-watching this. This must be my 536 watch. This is what it inspired me to become a forest search and rescue volunteer, although it led me to become a wildlife firefighter. I had hopes that he would continue this series.

[@fraughtrelic7584]

The one when the baby was accidentally dropped, it nearly made me cry, just thinking about what pain the parents went through, just seeing their baby, lifeless, on the ground.

[@viatheanimator]

same, idk if most of these stories are real but that one is just so sad because it's something that could so very well happen. it just hit particularly hard, and i'm sure the parents were just hoping for a lovely hike with their baby and everything just went so painfully wrong.

[@ryndor2899]

@@viatheanimator That's what made that story like, so terrifying. Because even if that particular case wasn't true, the possibility of the story being true about a different family just makes it hit different.

[@wordfromzic]

@@ryndor2899 read the comment I wrote above

[@ryndor2899]

@@wordfromzic I can't find what comment you are referring to?

[@tiny_boi2261]

That honestly made me cry aswell

[@jurgen_kukoin1189]

2 common things found in the woods 1. stairs 2. people without shoes

[@vickielam8527]

Pfft

[@grasmaa1ertje]

their feet must hurt from stepping on rocks

[@spiteful_goose823]

I’d be terrified if I saw a set of random stairs in the middle of the woods

[@boredweegie553]

Channel zero..👌

[@jasbur_soot7003]

I was thinking the same thing

[@yuckfou514]

I didn't realized I've been listening to corpse even before he went so popular Edit: I rarely check KZbin channel names when it's in my recommendation tab so I didn't realize I've been listening to him for years

[@Raven_blossom9]

Same!

[@sherryyeary7848]

Me to

[@tropicaldisaster8135]

I didn't notice the voice change but it's so soothing

[@tyler3050]

was in the same boat lol, been wondering if he’ll ever make content like this again

[@kentuckybladeslinger2412]

@@Raven_blossom9 Y .. bp

[@witchflowers6942]

this is a collection i’ll never stop coming back to. The mix of the fantastical and the crushingly grounded stories, along with the clear knowledge of the author, lends a believability that’s rare in the genre. It’s just classic. I retell some of these as campfire stories on occasion

[@sarasij1477]

Real

[@victoravila2035]

I know right, although it’s quite unfortunate that the writer sold the rights so they can’t make anymore :(

[@altanida1097]

@@victoravila2035Is that what happened? I tried to check their last post but I never found an explanation on Reddit.

[@victoravila2035]

@@altanida1097 it wasn’t it their last post, it was the second to last post, they made a post on r/antiwork which was removed, but pretty much talked about how they sold the rights to the story to a show called Channel Zero, but the show was cancelled a while back.

[@m00dyfr0wns]

Corpse voice 4 years ago: deep Corpse voice today: DEEP AF

[@empdxo5275]

😐

[@inkandesk]

Bro I sound a lot more like this corpse when I just sit down and read like this, fuck I’m almost scared that my voice could get corpse deep lmao

[@xxkarlosxxxxxx7233]

@@inkandesk depends on your age and genetics

[@zipfy6]

Or sexy 4 years ago and SEXY AS FUCK now

[@xanii9193]

@@xxkarlosxxxxxx7233 his health condition makes his voice deep

[@monalola7947]

This compilation is by far the most interesting and terrifying ones I've ever heard. I've listened to it twice now.

[@jessicanicoleferr]

i don't wanna stop listening it's so intriguing

[@monalola7947]

@@jessicanicoleferr i know I can't get over all the things that happen to forest rangers

[@NotChloe-fy8or]

It’s terrifying but also really interesting

[@chubbee2490]

Ha ive listen to it 6 times! Lol i don't know what im doing

[@amazinborkus6656]

Mann, this is still one of my favourite horror stories to this date. I found this like 2 years ago and I used to fall asleep to it

[@XxSatir_pardyxX]

Just imagine being high as shit in a forest and all of a sudden you hear a man in a low voice say "Meow".

[@magnusbane636]

Lmao 😂

[@ToomasKiisk]

Bark in reply, establish dominance

[@XxSatir_pardyxX]

@@ToomasKiisk BARK BARK, WOOF WOOF, GRR BARK BARK WOOF

[@XxSatir_pardyxX]

@@ToomasKiisk fight me😻

[@celeste.cutz2020]

I’d be scared bc he’s probably insane.

[@hushcash8920]

Man I miss this age of the internet. 4chan and Reddit stories were the absolute best and most interesting stories I’ve ever read. Many of these people deserve to become authors and make money.

[@Bonezy1001]

Miss the era too, wonder what happened

[@impishlyit9780]

@@Bonezy1001 Got too popular - happens to all sorts of hobbies. The stories are still around, they just usually suck.

[@Stratosfear.]

@@impishlyit9780yep. Rinse and repeat killed it. Problem is it’s the smaller channels now that do the trash “I bought 5 grams of black tar on dark web, then my family dog got kidnapped by a satanic vegetarian sex cult that trapped my dog in the annals of the dark web for eternity” stories

[@samanthalandry2296]

Agreed!! I’m still here watching them lol

[@wmhfv992]

@@impishlyit9780 Ain't this the sad truth. So many bad stories now because people's attention spans got shorter and they don't appreciate the slow-burns. I'd argue that this one isn't even a slow-burn, it's a multipart roller coaster. But no, now r/nosleep's front page is a bunch of stupid multi-part stories that are horribly written and end with a twist just for the sake of a twist. It's abysmal.

[@scarlettrose2065]

The thumbnail looks so scary . *Imagine seeing a big red arrow in the woods*

[@rolledsix7179]

oh no

[@Jayisshimm]

Oh god that would be terrifying

[@indyduinmeijer6435]

I lost it at this comment

[@liahc0re]

this is underrated

[@trip1994]

I saw a sign that pointed to an abandoned house in the middle of the woods and you bet my dumbass checked it out. It just had a lot of penis graffiti and torn up bibles. I saw signs of squatters up stairs and dipped in case they were sleeping cuz I've been homeless and the worst feeling is finding a spot to sleep, finally falling asleep, and then hearing people coming towards you. Shits scarier than actually finding a sleeping dude in the woods

[@CorpseHusband]

Hey, a ton of you are commenting that you really liked this video, thanks! The best way you can help me is to just share it around, so please do if you enjoyed it. Also, tons of comments and messages from some of you saying that you've seen stairs in the woods yourself, which is super interesting. Feel free to tweet/email me any pictures you might have of them, thanks!

[@gamechangerbro777]

I love your stories. They are riveting! Have you heard of jinn's? That is my explanation to these circumstances. I could send you a short video that details what they are.

[@graystone2163]

+Corpse Husband , you & Be Busta reign supreme story tellers! You are just amazing & I've heard many but they'll never reach your level.

[@boomslang529]

+GameChangerBro it's djinn, not jinn. no offense. just wanted to help.

[@BlindBloomer]

I'm pretty sure he's in Pennsylvania ...

[@molochritchie9718]

+Loss of words I live in Pa and yes like 90 percent chance he lives here

[@adivorcee2357]

Catch me in the forest making cat noises and building stairs

[@jericosgirl300]

As long as you do backflips to exit, you're all good 👌

[@skybryant1910]

Unicorn Vomit don’t forget the upside down stairs

[@proppapoppa3913]

Ima start building houses around random spooky deep forest stairs

[@janedoex1398]

I won't mind the noises but could you help me build stairs? I always meowed back at my cats and they answered...

[@carnage4556]

Meow

[@viatheanimator]

i'm sure this is an obvious connection but i love the fact that the author leaves it up to the listener to realize the severed hand from the stair story likely was the one that ended up fused to that tree

[@drorted]

Oh shit never thought of that lmao

[@chaoticgaybirb2734]

I never realized that til I saw this comment

[@ulyssesflag3062]

The kid in the tree could also be connected to the story of the "Fuzzy man"

[@nicydarko552]

you told me

[@justinmedina6768]

Exactly what I thought!

[@splitfancycake9069]

"just dont hike." -an alive guy

[@goldenapplesaga5446]

Lmao 😂😂

[@soniaramirez5604]

😭

[@Torta.pounder1]

No one cares Someone who didn’t ask.

[@republiquedujeu818]

@@Torta.pounder1 No one asked Someone who didn’t ask

[@splitfancycake9069]

@@Torta.pounder1 Did i ask for you to exist? - me, a guy who thinks ur a gay furry.

[@ellieinnit2886]

top 10 scary things in the woods: 10: stairs 9: stairs 8: stairs 7: stairs 6: stairs 5: stairs 4: stairs 3: stairs 2: stairs 1: backflip kid

[@Robin-su6mn]

Yes

[@yobaugst3369]

Hmm... That avatar looks fimiliar...

[@lil_j_hill566]

the 9 scariest steps and the child who did a backflip off all of them

[@CitrineYT]

This legit reminds me of stairs I used to see heading into the woods every year. The stairs are gone now.

[@CitrineYT]

@Cottica E legit a story about a scary back flipping kid. Trust me.

[@GutsScrambler]

It'd be worth dying just to see some random dude in the forest backflipping like a crackhead passing any logs and bushes without any trouble tbh

[@katatonikbliss]

i wanna meet that guy

[@jxcksonmufc]

Why is that shit funny! ? Let’s hope addiction don’t hit u or those u love.

[@wTclangaming]

plaguelock cryin luwas II kikikgrg

[@nickparsons8324]

Time?

[@Youseeinthisrn]

@@jxcksonmufc I doubt it was an Addict. Back flipping through a forest in multiple directions takes INSANE skill and endurance.

[@JosueAguilar_01]

Legitimately, some of the scariest stories I’ve EVER heard. I remember being home alone and going outside because of how afraid I was to be home alone.

[@ebbtide4233]

one of few to send chills down my spine

[@jewman1363]

Man my stairs are gone....... Can't have shit in Detroit

[@easiergone]

LMAO

[@danielleliberty9082]

I snorted 🤣🤣

[@bloodiebabie]

Honestly 😔

[@brynnsion2648]

wanted to like this, but i cant ruin the 69

[@migzilla5575]

@@brynnsion2648 i almost ruined it. but luckily i didnt

[@jeweledstone]

Honestly, the part with the kid who froze to death while crying is devastating for me. One of my major triggers is kids (especially young ones) going through traumatic stuff/dying in horrible ways

[@Dark-jp9ej]

Same it hurts to hear about it

[@robinmcinarnay7827]

I think it's the same for most people. Most normal people. I think I'll spend my entire life trying to wonder how people exist out there that desire bringing various forms of harm to children. It's innate to protect them. What makes these ppl vary so wildly off the course?

[@emmagareis1634]

I'm kind of suspicious of there person who found the kid. Could he be the man who took him? Like how the heck did he find him???

[@goth_gay1179]

Same, I'm terrified of being kidnapped and sold on the black market or sex trafficked bc I'm in an area where it's common and its *terrifying*

[@Paradee477]

I’m sure you’d LOVE to hear about why I hate my dad :)

[@starbucks_satan_mug7322]

Can we just take a minute to appreciate how much effort Corpse Husband puts his videos? Like, he’s such a good narrator, not to mention the pictures of stairs he finds, as well as the background music.

[@lightnightsky]

This is honestly my favorite video of his. I've been listening to this for years whenever I have trouble sleeping and I only discovered it again recently. I have some stories practically memorized lol.

[@coledibiase1777]

@@lightnightsky Glad to know I'm not the only one who listens to horror stories to sleep.

[@hems123]

seriously, the background when the distant crying of the woman while he was saying they heard a girl crying but it was on loop.... I'm terrified.

[@aubreypresley9680]

I commented a while ago telling you that I used to watch this video with my dad when he was in the hospital, it was our comfort video…. Honestly, we listened to your stories together almost every night when I was in highschool. Well, I’m revisiting it for the first time in 3 years, since my dad passed… thank you corpse, for all the memories ❤️ I will forever be grateful for all your scary stories videos, because they were special to my dad and I.

[@Sokhuns]

*Everybody gangster till realize you lost your stairs...*

[@KaminariRaiden]

sounds the same to me, maybe he has abetter mic now

[@y0kian]

No everybody gangsta till some fucking mad lad comes backfliping out of the forest and snaps ya neck

[@carysthuma2963]

"aw damn, not again!"

[@realiroh3208]

That's where the stairs on the ship went!

[@KuroOldAccount]

Can't have shit in detroit

[@notyourconcern6214]

Person: * goes missing or randomly dies* Search and Rescue Officers: Dammit! Someone touched the stairs again! I'm sorry

[@marvwaldner9728]

Lol great

[@bridgecake3436]

Hi Deku

[@PoisenHexx]

Nice yt name Imma fan of MHA

[@jermiller9169]

Lol

[@skumington]

GODDAMNIT WHO WENT UP THE GODDAMN STAIRS!

[@pluviop]

Related to the stairs thing, this is actually true. I'm only a teenager and not a search and rescue officer but when me and my friends used to explore in the woods, we found ATLEAST 3 or 4 staircases. Only about a mile or so into the woods too. We also found random crates and large metal pipes. It was always super eiery and I forgot about it up until now.

[@BeyondxDescription]

DO YOU REMEMBER GOING UP THEM?? I had an experience with them when I was a child and there’s like....a fucking trauma response when I try to remember details

[@calliekerr3032]

Me too they actually scared me

[@emitsu_kitsu]

I've found random stair cases in the woods near my house, I always assumed they were just parts of unfinished buildings but these stories have me freaked out.... I never wanna have another photoshoot with my cat on those stairs again. T~T

[@adgato75]

@@emitsu_kitsu They probably aren't unfinished. You don't build stairs first. But when old wooden building rot or are stripped of easily accessible wood , the stairs often stay. It isn't a mystery. Just laziness.

[@adgato75]

@The Shenaniganator It isn't common. That is the point. These are just fictional stories. It happens occasionally when an old building rots away. And even then , they are old , rotted stairs. Not "untouched". You understand that this video is just a story , yes ? And the people just making jokes - of course they are. Because it is just a story and this is not a real phenomenon. And that the people saying it "seriously" are still just ... adding to the story. That doesn't make it true.

[@mousetrapped_]

even 8yrs later this is still one of the only scary story comps that makes me uneasy

[@Damselofd3ath]

The baby story broke me.. can you even imagine the pain and guilt the parents must feel?

[@banderas2000]

that was hard to listen to

[@ashleyrodgers6048]

I also cried

[@ashleyrodgers6048]

@@proto_life_2003 you obviously weren't bc he didn't he was the one who dropped the baby

[@khrispy_fur6376]

@@xuhhhhh it's always hard to hear when a new born or child dies because, people obviously are hardwired to punish themselves when they can't protect their kind. but more than just that, the kids had so much to experience and enjoy and now they can't. So innocent that it's hard to believe someone or something didn't think it deserved life. it's awfull, no two ways about it.

[@hax.q]

they're made up stories lol

[@kyokuslaps2411]

I like the imagine that all the stairs are just the result of a "can't have shit in Detroit" memes, and that's where they went

[@sebokimre8497]

Forest took all our stairs, cant have shit in detroid

[@dimitrimannigel4478]

More like cant have shit anywhere ...(especially stairs)...

[@InVinoVeratas]

Kinda having a hard time correlating the two... Like I get that Detroit doesn’t have much, but it’s not like forests are actively taking cars and jobs away from Detroit.

[@xaniella4859]

they just noclipped out of detroit

[@miss_53]

@@InVinoVeratas its a meme, someone posted a pic of their porch missing (which is fucking surreal) saying that it got stolen and made the comment "you can't have shit in Detroit" the original comment says that all of the stolen stairs are these misterious stairs as a jokeee

[@K.T27]

can't believe I sat on the toilet for 2 hours Edit: keep this shit at 6.9k lmao

[@elvisteran494]

😂😂

[@shadowmaverick15]

LOL i feel sorry for your butt :P

[@XxBulletproofxX1]

did your legs fall asleep?

[@Tesstheplaya]

okay it's scary how I feel relatable....

[@kalemstewart7049]

poor persons butt oooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa lololololololololololololo😅😅😅😅😅😅😅✴💤💤💤💤💤💤

[@wesleyem3]

Happy that Corpse found his big break and I hope he's still doing what he loves, but man I can't get enough of his narrations even all these years later.

[@wh1zkidd]

What big break?

[@wesleyem3]

@@wh1zkidd like his explosion in the streamer world and with his music

[@canadianguy6484]

Park Ranger when they see demons ghost and spooky stuff: Kalm Park Ranger when they see stairs: Panik

[@ananta8514]

@Audrey Phelps Panik

[@ananta8514]

@Audrey Phelpsit's a diffrent form of the stonks meme, if you don't know what that is look it up

[@kittyboy7656]

This is so scary

[@itsbeen1year322]

XD

[@Kirala_TTok]

@Audrey Phelps panike

[@tiacocerhan6545]

why is no one talking about the 5 year old kid shoved in a hole in some cliff??? thats literally the most disturbing thing ive ever heard almost threw up man wtf.

[@ultimatehawkeyefangirl]

It sounds like to me it’s a case to do with the fuzzy man. Maybe the man tried to put him there so he wouldn’t get cold, but doesn’t understand human physiology

[@caryn3688]

Me 2... I cried

[@kaylabrandenburg1095]

like dead tree boys eating his gat like pasta isnt disturbing!!? no ones talking about once kid now broken stress toy!!!???

[@moistheathen148]

I couldn't think past the holes in the guts, and the corpse with the guts in the tree.

[@candice8561]

For me, the most disturbing are the deaths that have occurred because of hypothermia. That is just so painful to hear.

[@wowowowowowowoowowowowowow1437]

Nobody: Stairs in the woods: peace was nnever an option

[@catitenal4164]

is*

[@zlatinmihai958]

@@catitenal4164 was is correct

[@Jack_-yx2xt]

I wanna climb them tbh like embrace death dawg

[@wowowowowowowoowowowowowow1437]

@@Jack_-yx2xt with the way 2020 is going i cant blame ya

[@Jack_-yx2xt]

Ok I have actually seen one of those only once in my life my dad said don’t play with it I was abt 13 deep deep in the woods up behind his old summer house

[@Koudoken]

This is undoubtedly my favorite piece of content he's ever produced, I find comfort in coming back ot and listening to it. First time commenting however. Hello fellow returnees 🙂

[@matthewb5364]

I do too! Commented a few times, now. I keep on enjoying the stories and thinking about them in new ways!

[@sike-edelic]

Saasaame 2:14:22

[@matthewb5364]

@@sike-edelic Such a shame that to my knowledge there's been no more from this user.

[@sike-edelic]

@@matthewb5364i think he’s big on tiktok..? Not sure, I don’t have tiktok lol do u know any other content creator like this?

[@sike-edelic]

@@matthewb5364 Thanks! I have reddit and was stupidly trying to look for the source. thank you

[@Rviolette84]

I'll never trust stairs...They're always up to something...

[@masonguarino9141]

Ahhhhhhhhh

[@chaosgoettin]

badum-tzzz

[@mr.cha0s614]

yeah they kinda look a little "edgy"

[@Kachow_A]

unless their in the woods 🤭

[@iliketoeatsmallchildren9699]

Lol

[@sentinhaven7355]

The guy with no face: hmm, yes I am normal human man. I enjoy air and walking.

[@yefferybeans9761]

I think you mean "mmff fmfmmhf mhuhmhffbmuh ffummnnmuhggf"

[@KloudBee]

@@yefferybeans9761 but didn't he could scream? (I mean not like I wanna get in details on how a faceless man can scream but)

[@abramtabor7726]

my guess is the guy made it up the mountain but were suffering from some kind of oxygen depravation. He saw another hiker who was wearing a mask to shield from the cold, and thought they had no face. They freaked out and ran away, getting injured in the process. The other climber sees this happening and, out of concern for the man tries to follow, but can't without getting hurt. So, he ends up just doing his best to keep up as far as he can tell, calling out for the guy through his mask intermittently, resulting in "muffled screams".

[@emeraldfire413]

If its the same as the image used it's The Green Man or Charlie No-Face. He was said to be disfigured in an electrical accident as a kid and as a result went on long walks at night through the woods. He's an urban legend at this point but there is a man behind the legend

[@Raari_Productions]

HAHAHAH

[@forge2627]

What have we learned class? 1. Don't trust stairs 2. Don't become a search and rescue officer 3. Don't back flip through the forest, im looking at you Freddy

[@versatileduplicity9313]

Have someone else fuck with the stairs.

[@josefaserpaslobos3458]

Yep that too so you can touch the stairs for me 🤗

[@Ray-bq9ue]

my main goal is to *(blowup)* be a search and rescue officer

[@ATSucks1]

2:05:40 why am I being directly addressed?

[@Ray-bq9ue]

@@ATSucks1 😨😆

[@yourwife1111]

The phrase “he took an impossibly long step towards him” has actually haunted me for years. The whole image really got under my skin and stuck with me.

[@gilliandaemon1788]

This is honestly the best horror stories, there's no spooky monsters (none that are mentioned anyway) just you, the forest, and the stairs, something is out there. But you never know what.

[@dragonsforbreakfast3572]

The bear man is a spooky monster.

[@louiuzi4036]

The one thing that opened its throat to smile could count as a spooky monster😅

[@alexfehrenbacher7217]

How about the fuzzy man with no eyes?

[@mochi-wm7fu]

*meow intensifies*

[@zink9753]

@@alexfehrenbacher7217 *black eyes

[@lmao9905]

"god damn, them fuckers is big up close" left me dying of laughing, coughing, and choking.

[@CornflakeMom]

Like the villain in a movie when they try doing an evil laugh

[@donk8961]

Living in CO I have friends that moved here from all over. One from Alabama had no concept of a moose so when he saw one his reaction was hilarious. Basically this, “GOD DAMN THAT FUCKER’s BIG THE HELL IS THAT”

[@aeblink1332]

that’s legit the best line in this entire video

[@limarien6405]

It's true though. Moose are really fucking big.

[@kayleetailfeathers2178]

@@limarien6405 a bunch of moose are meece 🤞🏽

[@skyfallz_5578]

yo imagine being in the woods and some random dude is backflipping towards you. I'd be terrified too

[@DannyTanimoto]

I'd assume he was trying to start a dance off

[@hufflepuffartist8806]

It was just Ethan filming an unseen Unus Annus video.

[@copolar]

@@hufflepuffartist8806 😭😭😭😖

[@gaiboi4756]

it sound funny as hell tho, some random ass guy backflipping at you like its nothing XD

[@msreb2700]

@@DannyTanimoto 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jatoalworth724]

I can't tell you how many times I've listened to this video. This one has always been my favorite. I may have started with mr. Nightmare but quickly grew to love corpse husband, now I'm hooked on let's read. but I always come back to this video. I had listened to everything all of you had out at the time at, then I took a break for a few years so that I can just blow through what you have that I haven't heard yet. For days and days that's all I'll listen to while I'm at work and sometimes my days are 15 hours. So thank you for this!

[@redvalens8861]

This one is my favorite as well!

[@lady_k5588]

Confirmed: Search and Rescue officers have balls of steel.

[@glider2168]

Balls of steel? No no no, balls of fucking titanium

[@Shadow_foxx1]

Right there job is so interesting but I could... NEVER

[@user-mr7ef3dn5q]

I wonder how it is to search at night

[@mithicalmithrax8933]

@Çμr†ïÐðr -ՇђєรєאเєรՇ BALLS OF STALINIUM

[@a.clemons]

And ptsd

[@carlsalazar9080]

Reading the comments on people getting physically sick on some stories makes me wonder where I got so desensitized And whoever wrote these deserve some type of award

[@orangewarm1]

I've never gotten sick from a story. It would take at least a photo.

[@misseselise3864]

anyone who is getting physically sick from hearing these stories should kindly remove themselves from the premises permanently

[@TheNightWatcher1385]

They were written by a female horror writer who was inspired by the Missing 411 series. Forget her name though.

[@justtriss2893]

Im desensitized as well how do u get sick from a story but i did get anxiety n got scared almost towards the end n had to wuit watching cuz i felt like someone was watching me

[@TheNightWatcher1385]

Sepher Agon Link for what?

[@ibizaanesthesia3895]

I watched this years ago, not realizing corpse was the one who did the voice over for it.

[@CalhuneDunamis]

Right? His voice has changed so much in just 4 years. Hearing his voice currently, it feels weird how many people are sexualizing it when his raspiness is from being very sick. I just can’t hear his voice that way. It sounds painful honestly

[@CharlieKell]

yeah I tought I recognized the name

[@aureliaavalon]

@@CalhuneDunamis Yes, we think similar. While pleasant, it sounds painful for me. Life is already temporary, but his voice that they're all going gaga for is on an even SHORTER deadline than his life expectancy. It must have felt hopeless for him at one point--- he raps, he streams, he tells bedtime stories. All with a voice that might leave his throat very soon. Hearing the itty bitty details about his past just adds to this empathy. I hope his disease doesn't get worser

[@CalhuneDunamis]

@@aureliaavalon yes I completely agree! It is very pleasant to listen to. But I hope with all of this quickly growing fame that’ll get him the money he needs to become and stay healthy 🖤

[@kira3297]

i love his horror stories sm ive been watching for so long now

[@deanr1018]

And I'm still here in 2024 to fall asleep to this as my fav video. Thank you corpse! This narration calmed my brain more times than I could count until I was able to sleep.

[@tylerlabombard9092]

Ya know what ever happened to Corpse? It feels like he switched very quickly from stories, to gaming, and then vanished…

[@YoungDymisty]

@@tylerlabombard9092 another comment said it’s because of his condition and that it became too painful for him to do it anymore. It’s sad because corpse was one of my favourite people to listen to before bed lol. I kept hoping he would go back to it and KZbin has unsubscribed me for some reason too.

[@Brooklyntrash]

@@YoungDymisty- That was part of it. He also got doxxed and another site claimed to have found out who he really was and posted what were supposedly photos of him. The backlash from some of his parasocial “fans” - the ones who convinced themselves he was really good-looking (even though he often stated he wasn’t) - was nasty: calling him ugly and unsubscribing from his channel. Didn’t do much for his mental health, which he said was as bad as his physical health. Sad.

[@piikematsuii3709]

Same.

[@ryebr_ead]

It’s been sad to see everything that unfolded with him. wish i could’ve told him how much him and this channel helped me mentally.

[@ittybittyrampagingcommittee]

This video's my damn childhood. I used to listen to Corpse, BeBusta, and Mr.Nightmare all the time in middle and high school. Glad to see Corpse where he is now. I loved him when he was an unknown, and I love him now when he's famous and finally getting the recognition he deserves.

[@josephwoekel8637]

he sounds so similer to mr.nightmare right? or am i just crazy

[@DRK-sv1ud]

Ah yes a person of culture I to watched this is my childhood I started when I was like 7 or 8 ✨nostalgia✨

[@parkerbytnar3034]

@@josephwoekel8637 back in the day most definitely! I actually started watching him bc I ran out of mr nightmare videos like 6 or so years ago but I specifically watched corpse because he sound like him. Sounds dumb but at the time I wanted a familiar voice. Now dudes like being scared or Mortis media are killin it with the uploads. When the ogs upload though it definitely hits much better

[@psyilux]

Same man it’s amazing to see esp since I use to watch his stories all the time

[@stogeez2637]

His voice has gotten significantly deeper and more raspy. Definitely can see how his health has affected that

[@pytx]

Scent: disappears Superior: dammit someone climbed the stairs againn

[@untitledexe]

Lmfao

[@Max281B]

Basically what happened

[@OriginalNvte]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Jdabomb93]

*Time Stamps:* *1.* _"The Bear Man"_ - 0:16 *2.* _"Freak Accident"_ - 2:34 *3.* _"He Had No Face"_ - 3:48 *4.* _"Big Man with Black Eyes"_ - 5:07 *5.* _"The Stairs"_ - 7:11 *6.* _"Old Man's Cane"_ - 10:50 *7.* _"Scary Face"_ - 14:08 *8.* _"The Stairs #2"_ - 19:10 *9.* _"Tree Well"_ - 23:36 *10.* _"Meow"_ - 26:18 *11.* _"Freak Accident #2"_ - 32:37 *12.* _"Big Fuckin Moose"_ - 36:26 *13.* _"Strange Sounds"_ - 37:33 *14.* _"Dead Remains"_ - 43:36 *15.* _"The Stairs #3"_ - 45:32 *16.* _"Frostbite"_ - 49:41 *17.* _"The Scream"_ - 52:53 *18.* _"Avalanche"_ 55:46 *19.* _"Freak Accident #3"_ - 59:36 *20.* _"The Fuzzy Man"_ - 1:01:41 *21.* -_"Amnesia"_ - 1:05:58 *22.* _"The Stairs #4"_ - 1:10:03 *23.* _"The Stairs #5"_ - 1:17:01 *24.* _"Gory Christmas Tree"_ - 1:23:40 *25.* _"He Had No Face #2"_ - 1:29:15 *26.* _"The Injured Man"_ - 1:35:22 *27.* _"Weird Cases"_ - 1:41:31 *28.* _"The Little Sad Boy"_ - 1:45:01 *29.* _"Severed Hand"_ - 1:48:35 *30.* _"The Back Flipping Dude"_ - 1:51:37 *31.* _"The Wendigo"_ - 1:55:20 *32.* _"He Had No Face #3"_ - 2:03:58 *33.* _"The Stairs #6"_ - 2:09:07 *Entries:* *1.* - _0:00_ *2.* - _8:41_ *3.* - _30:34_ *4.* - _55:46_ *5.* - _1:23:40_ *6.* - _1:41:31_ *7.* - _1:55:20_ *8.* - _2:13:42_

[@miningmaniac442]

@@Jdabomb93 thanks bro

[@Bellehrhsgd]

wait a damn minute. people asked him advice on how to be a - THIS MADE PEOPLE WANT TO BE A SEARCH OFFICER!?!?!?!, THIS COMPLETELY LIKE- ERASED THE POSSIBILITY FOR ME LMFAOOO

[@indi2544]

IM SO INTERESTED IN IT NOW

[@Kkmajic]

I feel like I would love that job mainly because I’m stupid but I feel like I would kill myself after I experience a lot of bad things that come from these jobs but I would do that any way so

[@dr.talktoomuch7110]

Pahahah

[@JayArr96]

I just love the outdoors and, for whatever reason, this never occurred to me as a job possibility. I’m going to check it out in the morning and see if I meet the requirements.

[@Edit.-.]

I fear that i find some stairs in the woods...

[@Atlas_Invictus]

I come back to this video so often, it’s one of the best “spooky horror narration” videos on the entire platform. Wish there were more like this. Perfect music, perfect pacing, great emotions in the narration. Probably my favorite video on KZbin ❤

[@-Toyota-Prius]

HONEYYYYY WHEREEEE AREE MY STAIRSSSSSSS ????????

[@PiracyandDumbbells]

Pants.

[@SiiriCressey]

Joooohhhhnny........GIVE ME MY STAIRS BAAAAACK......

[@kska-KoKo-qkkf]

Mommmmmm tummy took my stairssssss

[@tjippietjip4305]

Sorry, i left them in the woods again :(

[@Chavylifts]

Where is my stairs women

[@Hessed3712]

Moral of these stories: Don’t go into the woods alone.

[@peppermintsky5536]

The moral of the story for me: Don't go into the woods. At all

[@tylersena6925]

@@peppermintsky5536 yeah, plenty of these people (well mostly the children) went missing when they were with others

[@Lee-fk9sh]

Don’t go up stairs

[@EthanBuildz]

Dont go into the woods full stop

[@Willgrahams_juicyASS]

That's something Marble Hornets taught me- .. Though I still do it

[@RatDawg-1996]

“Don’t touch them, don’t look at them, don’t go up them.” Gets me EVERY time. I’m always in tears when this video is over for one reason or another, whether I’m straight up terrified or thinking about those kids whose parents will always have to wonder, and I’ve watched this a HUNDRED times. I would love to make this into a short film with the OP’s permission, these stories are so original and haunting.

[@littleman6234]

my absolute worst fear is getting lost or kidnapped and the people that try to find me just give up or stop looking

[@littleman6234]

@@mama_na_djelu but- murderers, they do say the people who potentially end up killing you, is most likely someone you know

[@desireer.n.539]

My worst fear is being buried alive.

[@jasper9861]

oh god same, i got kicked out the other day and this sketchy lookin guy pulled up to me walking on the highway in a big truck and asked if i needed a ride and my anxiety went 📈📈📈 i ended up realizing it would take me hours to walk on the highway to the next town and i took the ride and being a small girl it was fucking terrifying but he ended up being really friendly

[@carlym5820]

@@littleman6234 welp guess youre dead m8 😳

[@reginasoules2837]

@@jasper9861 always carry bear spray and a knife in your boot or shoe. I say bear spray because in most states you need an F.I.D to buy and or carry pepper spray. **You can get bear spray @ any normal hardware store or order online. Under $20

[@JunkRatt1985]

Aw man, listening to Corpse now compared to this video, he sounds like a baby here 😂

[@Demon-vk2ny]

You're absolutely right!

[@anjelg.padilla9374]

Bruh you right

[@AshleyLongTheBrave]

Dude, i didn’t even realize this was one of his videos 😂

[@johnpeters2129]

@ashley long me too😂

[@jackmcloughlin7520]

i knowwww

[@JiriEnjoyer]

Normal Corpse: (Monster encounters, dead body findings, murder scenes) This corpse: *S T A I R S*

[@muckymuck_plays2817]

Love the A7X profile picture

[@kadenthoreson9915]

Nice pfp

[@freya7151]

normal corpse: deep ass voice Thsi corpse:baby

[@Jdabomb93]

*Time Stamps* *1.* _"The Bear Man"_ - 0:16 *2.* _"Freak Accident"_ - 2:34 *3.* _"He Had No Face"_ - 3:48 *4.* _"Big Man with Black Eyes"_ - 5:07 *5.* _"The Stairs"_ - 7:11 *6.* _"Old Man's Cane"_ - 10:50 *7.* _"Scary Face"_ - 14:08 *8.* _"The Stairs #2"_ - 19:10 *9.* _"Tree Well"_ - 23:36 *10.* _"Meow"_ - 26:18 *11.* _"Freak Accident #2"_ - 32:37 *12.* _"Big Fuckin Moose"_ - 36:26 *13.* _"Strange Sounds"_ - 37:33 *14.* _"Dead Remains"_ - 43:36 *15.* _"The Stairs #3"_ - 45:32 *16.* _"Frostbite"_ - 49:41 *17.* _"The Scream"_ - 52:53 *18.* _"Avalanche"_ 55:46 *19.* _"Freak Accident #3"_ - 59:36 *20.* _"The Fuzzy Man"_ - 1:01:41 *21.* -_"Amnesia"_ - 1:05:58 *22.* _"The Stairs #4"_ - 1:10:03 *23.* _"The Stairs #5"_ - 1:17:01 *24.* _"Gory Christmas Tree"_ - 1:23:40 *25.* _"He Had No Face #2"_ - 1:29:15 *26.* _"The Injured Man"_ - 1:35:22 *27.* _"Weird Cases"_ - 1:41:31 *28.* _"The Little Sad Boy"_ - 1:45:01 *29.* _"Severed Hand"_ - 1:48:35 *30.* _"The Back Flipping Dude"_ - 1:51:37 *31.* _"The Wendigo"_ - 1:55:20 *32.* _"He Had No Face #3"_ - 2:03:58 *33.* _"The Stairs #6"_ - 2:09:07 *Entries* *1.* - _0:00_ *2.* - _8:41_ *3.* - _30:34_ *4.* - _55:46_ *5.* - _1:23:40_ *6.* - _1:41:31_ *7.* - _1:55:20_ *8.* - _2:13:42_

[@someonewithglasses7221]

I honestly can't remember how many times I've listened to this, the story itself is amazing but the narration makes it even better. This video helped me through many hard nights when my thoughts were buzzing none stop and everything was going too fast. It helped to ground me. Thank you Corpse, thank you for making my day better and easier.

[@sarasij1477]

Yeah same here. I first watched this video when he first posted it and I still listen to it to fall asleep when I need to listen to something

[@frankjones3671]

Perhaps, stairs are hunters purch ,or stands ! Easy access ECT!! Birds & nature's watchers !! Don't panic s ,as get sos worked ups & Dulusinals ,!! Calms is the best practice s out here's !! Cause s folks out here's are usely in shocks ! Otherwise nots ! Leave it toos those heads that ECT ! Thank you

[@dune6528]

when you start to connect the dots.... (spoiler warning) so they found a baby in a *hollow* log. the two boys go missing, one found said to be kept by the "fuzzy man" who let him stay in a *hollow* log. one of the first stories was of a child being taken by a "bear man" (same guy as fuzzy man?). also the "fuzzy man" had no face and would scream loudly. remember the climber who said he saw a man at the top of a cliff with no face who screamed??? also how that worker randomly showed up miles away from the camp, and how people would show up tens of miles away from where they should be. those people randomly vanishing just like her.. and how when they did show up it was as if they had just died, or just went missing when in reality it was much longer. for her it felt like 30 min when it was 2 days.. also the man who's hand got cut, the hand being found in a *hollow* tree..

[@_g3nd3r_jinx3d_3]

You deserve a lot more attention for this I-

[@ZuzkaGajdosova]

oh I did not realize the hand thing. oh fuck okay this is scary

[@rhiannonj9138]

😳😳😳

[@tyrannotitan6406]

Oh fuck, Man bear pig from south park is real

[@werix8258]

So if u find a hollow tree you need to cut it down and burn it so u don’t get blamed for murder

[@northstar6867]

People: Go missing Rescue Workers: Damnit the stairs struck again

[@Theepicspartan55]

Yeah the foundation hasn't told me shit about them

[@pollyg562]

this staircase BS was started by one person on the net and this is the guy who told these tales on many chanels but ive never heard of any hiker finding stairs, this is the only person ever to talk of the stairs

[@anthonybenitez3958]

@@pollyg562 idk if these story’s are remotely real someone is covering the stairs up and if someone ever seen the stairs they probably died because they touched it

[@thepatientrunningtheasylum8285]

I have found stairs in local woods in iowa, illinois, and oregon. Even only 3 steps... Its like your brain cant make sense of it so you keep looking but something says you know better than to mess with them so you get this urge to keep walking.

[@anthonybenitez3958]

@@thepatientrunningtheasylum8285 I can imagine if I ever saw one I would leave like a cross and say some holy words

[@danaelaina123]

I have a friend who’s parents live out in the country in Texas, and she was staying at their house alone one weekend to watch their dog while they were away. She said it was late one night, around 10 pm, and her dog started barking at something outside in the backyard. She let the dog out and could hear a weird noise coming from behind their back fence. She stood there and watched and listened, thinking it sounded like some sort of farm machine like a tractor or something. She then realized it wasn’t that but she didn’t know what it was and she was scared. It sounded other-worldly. She says after what felt like 2-3 minutes passed, she looked down and her dog was sat staring at her like “what are you doing mom, you okay?” The noise had stopped, she went back inside the house, looked at the clock, and 4 hours had passed. It went from 10 pm to 2 am in what felt like 2 or 3 minutes. She said she was so freaked out. She thinks it was possibly aliens. She was not on drugs or drinking at the time, only watching a movie when it happened. Still haunts me thinking about her telling that story.

[@versatileduplicity9313]

The fuck ?!

[@scottfrench3354]

@@versatileduplicity9313 YeH what you said. Holy shit that was freaky

[@alexmoore5435]

holy hell. wtf

[@markuslemerise5812]

imagine you going on to say hi to your neighbor and then you see them staring at a fence for 4 hours

[@MyNameIsTheGreatest]

Kind of reminds me of the stories I hear from people who have played with Ouija boards. Like massive amounts of time that just go missing: 30 mins to like 4 hours. It's always kind of horrifying to lose time (esp as someone with pretty severe ADHD) but knowing you haven't spaced out and lost time anyway? Yikes that's gotta be fuckin terrifying...

[@Zinn_Neon]

I remember finding this years ago way before he blew up. I still find myself coming back to this every other year or so. Probably my favorite reading his voice fits perfectly with these stories.

[@totticosta2977]

this dude: "there are stairs in the woods" every other ranger: "completely normal phenomenon"

[@santiagosolaire2628]

Everybody be talking about the stairs, but can we talk about how weird it is that almost everyone that got found, their shoes was missing?

[@MAGHarrow]

Is this a new advanced foot fetish?

[@raccoonmuseum7597]

It is odd, and I've seen similarities with other stories from this, if you look up missing 411 it's a book series written by a person who was a police detective who started doing research onto the many missing cases in national Parks across America and into Canada, a lot of them end up missing without a Trace and sometimes they're found usually without their clothes on and shoes and clothes arranged right next to their bodies. It's really strange and if you're interested I suggest looking into it

[@markuslemerise5812]

@@MAGHarrow yes

[@markuslemerise5812]

@@MAGHarrow its demons in the forest making ppl go missing with foot fetishes

[@jessbellis9510]

That's how you know someone is super dead.

[@LOWERCASEJOKE]

Respect for not having a butt ton of ads

[@desmichi7608]

Yasss

[@ins_kai]

Can I talk to my agent?

[@ヘンリー-q3l]

I have premium

[@DXFT0NES]

@@ヘンリー-q3l big flex but ok

[@werewolfwithinternetaccess4155]

@@ins_kai same

[@camp-bepsi3926]

I always listened and still listen to these stories to go to sleep or have on in the background because your/his voice is very calming and you’re a wonderful storyteller.

[@dreadfulgodx3911]

crackhead missing. last seen backflipping through the woods

[@carlos-dd8wu]

javier garcia frausto lmfao

[@mmg198643]

javier garcia frausto Hahahahahahahaha!!!!

[@Chinchin40274]

javier garcia frausto , 😂

[@kevinhouwerzijl1780]

that's f*cking terrefying

[@dankestofthedank4790]

I love this comment oml

[@ivyleaf7870]

Backflip guy: "I am speed" *Gets shot at and backflips in the opposite direction:" deeps ma I"

[@noriakikakyoin8909]

underrated comment

[@DXFT0NES]

This sounds like 2017 gacha-

[@Luh_Break]

Lmao

[@oriaaane]

A backflip in the opposite direction is called a front flip lmfao

[@ivyleaf7870]

@@oriaaane 1.) r/whoosh 2.) You can still do a back flip in the opposite direction without doing a front flip

[@WhackyGamer1305]

officer: nature rarely makes straight edges... Minecraft: ...

[@t.j.hargrove5964]

Me and Rexmobile's Videos Minecraft: Am I a joke to you?

[@ari_montz22]

😑😏😂

[@thisismyaltyaccount5727]

@@t.j.hargrove5964 this is completely unrelated.

[@kurumiw]

Ur 1000th like

[@kurodende12]

Currently playing Minecraft while I listen to this

[@jpnally488]

I literally have chills… especially the stories about the faceless man, hairy man, and of course the staircases!

[@mykie]

Needed that comedic relief moose story.

[@elizabeths6937]

Mykie!!

[@Unevenbird64]

love you mykie!!!!!!

[@sarahf987]

Mykie!!!! 😍

[@AwakeUntilMorning]

Ha ha of course mykie is on here, maybe you could try and gore makeup style of something from the story XD

[@Shinaa_Lamaya]

Hi Iove your channel

[@ajax068]

With the whole stairs thing I wonder if there’s a troll-ish carpenter that lives near the park and is like “gotta practice my steps today”

[@ichkuessdich]

The problem is that they are in many countries in different continents

[@kornyDoesVFX]

@0070 Gibran Maulana they're real , you can find videos of people filming some in yt, one dud even slid down the railing without gettin his soul snatched smh

[@an_earth_angel]

I always wondered if the stairs thing was because of research stuff. Like, weapons testing, or something. I don’t know.

[@ajax068]

@@an_earth_angel that's terrifying. people being kidnapped to be experimented on....... it kinda fits though

[@stefandinus7701]

Alright, so I've seen some archeological type explanations about the stairs, the big one is that stairs have historically been very well made compared to the rest of houses, therefore, houses go to rubble, but stairs stay. Not gonna catch me playing on them, but it's a comfortable explanation

[@stinkub]

What goes up but never comes down? People that climb stairs in the middle of the woods.

[@alleighbrown6855]

too creepy.

[@saratheamazingmustachelady2316]

Yup. They just tumble.

[@thctitan5041]

Are these real?

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

I mean... they all came down and only ⅓ of them died.

[@MatsThyWit]

I have cimbed stairs in the woods. Yes, I know, it's amazing. Who wants to touch me?

[@FaalKoriim]

I miss these. Hope you're doing well these days, CORPSE. Rooting for your continued success, but also peace of mind, in your future.

[@sirzinx1890]

Me: You guys find bigfoot or anything? Some dude: Meow thanks for the likes lmfao

[@BontolAsti]

Lmaooo

[@zaproosevelt]

@Yeabsera Woldetsadik 387 now uwu

[@JustBeingACoffeeBean]

@@zaproosevelt 652 at this point

[@croppingchair5538]

Over a 1000 now

[@sirzinx1890]

@@croppingchair5538 damn i just noticed

[@SlabOfSteak]

i hope there are elevators too and not only stairs in the woods for people in wheelchairs

[@Swizzle0011]

lmaooo

[@joshvaz00]

SlabOfSteak forest discrimination

[@matthewcooper2640]

Don't worry, they get ramps.

[@katsav285]

I don't think people in wheelchairs are going to have a fun time getting into the woods in the first place...

[@zedamyann12]

Fuckin' ableist woods XD

[@charlottechan1919]

Honestly, a lot of these stories are heartbreaking to listen to. I feel really bad for the parents and people who have their kids or loved ones missing for months and/or dead.

[@lilithiaabendstern6303]

the one I don't get, what are you doing out in the wild with a baby (the 15 month old with the cracked skull), why the need to crawl up rocky terrain with a baby - but it's not only the parents fault, alone for safety reasons, the park needs to put up a minimum age +even if nothing had happened, would the child have anything remembered from this "experience" - no, plain and simple

[@jillianc7485]

I suggest supporting Dave paulidas! He’s the creator of missing 411 and has a KZbin channel called “Canam missing project.” He’s pretty much dedicated his life to re-opening missing peoples cases, primarily people that go missing in the forests of Canada and the US. He seems like an awesome guy and really cares about each and every one of the people that have gone missing without a trace. The families deserve closure !!

[@LikaLaruku]

Most if not all of these are fabricated creepypastas. The more realistic ones were the best, because it's creepier when they actually sound plausible.

[@darrelldog5]

This is how I remember Corpse... Back in the day. He's come a long way since these videos... He's one of the O.G. 's when it comes to scary stories...

[@rubyred6954]

Im totally new. Is he still doing these vids?!! It’s like sitting around a camp fire, safe n warm in front of the fireplace, thank god ☺️

[@darrelldog5]

@Ruby Red Unfortunately, he is not doing stories anymore. In fact, he had quit youtube all together. Do to harassment about showing his face on his videos or social media, some really mean spirited people giving him hell. It's really sad, actually...

[@rickygreider4281]

🍺🍔🇺🇸

[@shadeyreign]

@@darrelldog5what do you mean he showed his face. Why would that be an problem ?

[@darrelldog5]

@shadeyreign7353 I think you misunderstood my comment. There's nothing wrong with him showing his face. People were practically stalking him about wanting to see his face. Pictures came up of him when he was younger... And because people said he didn't look like he sounded, he was harassed pretty badly. That's why he disappeared for a while long ago. I wasn't saying anything negative. Just explaining his disappearance from social media back then...

[@rayraygaming3528]

Me: *chilling by a campfire with the boys* some guy in the woods: *aggressively backflips*

[@addluc9313]

Woof

[@بيانالفارسية]

OWA OWA

[@pizza2668]

bro i laughed so hard when i heard that part in the video LOL

[@togwam]

I just had thoughts of the fish from spongebob reacting to the gross and rotten krabby patty from born again krabs

[@cartridgeace650]

EEf?

[@TheTrueWolfgod]

So... the hand in the tree is the magically severed hand from the stairs. It all makes sense now.

[@maddiem235]

Heyyyyo, I was just looking through the comments to see if anyone else put that together ✌️

[@deadbrain2548]

I was thinking that same thing.

[@minikibb]

dude i made the same connection

[@bettyadolfoliverrass]

Who thought that

[@cybercat3113]

Finally people that put that together.

[@ravenpaige9162]

I remember when this came out, many years later I still use this video to sleep. It has no ads and is a really good listen

[@DeviantMotives]

Things don’t usually freak me out, but these stories do. This is why I don’t go into the woods. The creepy pics make it good too. You have the perfect story telling voice.

[@jeremiahellithorpe618]

DeviantMotives best to listen to at night !!! Lol

[@suvtropics]

While listening to these I pictured how it would be if I were to be lost in the woods at night all by myself. Pret-ty scary.

[@suvtropics]

I have a fondness for the outdoors I wish to start hiking / exploring when the opportunity arises. Do you have any scary / unexplained experience to share?

[@DeviantMotives]

SUV Tropics No, I don’t go into the woods. I’m too scared because of stories like this. Lol 😝

[@mariaherrera8381]

He has a voice microphone dumb as

[@thirtyfour8996]

This is like my 5th time listening to this. And I don't usually listen to stuff more than once. It never gets old.

[@vanessativa2418]

Grey Valentine actually real? so you are saying this isnt real?

[@moonlightgal7004]

Stephanie P same

[@moosyfate82]

Vanessativa it's a collection of stories from an author.

[@iPartySober]

Stephanie P You listened to a 2 hour and 20 minute all-audio 5 times? You have so much free time 😂

[@moonlightgal7004]

iPartySober i listen to it while i clean my apartment, take a shower or what not. instead of listening to music i put this on. It's better instead of listening to the radio in my opinion.

[@piplup0120]

Im listening to this while drawing and every once in a while i look up from what im doing just to be met with a horrifying face and nearly shit my pants LMAO

[@sprink5904]

Lmao

[@ATSucks1]

Right, these stories are enough, were listening, we look up at the screen WTF IS THAT!?!!

[@sprink5904]

@@ATSucks1 i was drawing a armadillo mixed with an alligator and I looked up and it scared the crap out of me 💀

[@totticosta2977]

hahaha same here. It scares me more than jump scares.

[@aiadeva]

LITTERALY THIS JUST HAPPENED TO ME LMAO

[@Jaxson04]

I think that this is the absolute most perfect horror narration. I love that it’s actually scary and not just all jumbled up. I like the fact that there’s real emotion, the horror in his voice from hearing the most fucked up thing. The music and horror sounds are absolutely perfect. I always come back to this narration whenever I want to show someone anything horror

[@Sword_Man_YT]

I think the hand that they found in the dead tree is the same hand that got cut off at the top of one of the stairs and was never found...

[@initialsrbs979]

That’s what I was thinking

[@Historian-on1zv]

Me too

[@lazhernandez129]

Imagine if they’re like portals to different dimensions

[@rose14342010]

Right, that's exactly what ran through my mind when he said that lol

[@Christ-qy1yq]

My thoughts exactly

[@dakotagarcia7781]

to everyone commenting on his voice change: he has gerds, and this eroded his throat and caused his voice to change. Edit: he also did have some natural voice deepening over the years but such a drastic change was bc of medical stuff, including his body processing a shit load of testosterone.

[@aquasiox]

No? His voice is deep and raspy because of gerds, but his voice has naturally deepened

[@hydrohomiee]

What is gerd?

[@dakotagarcia7781]

@@hydrohomiee acid reflux on steroids. While on a break, he actually lost his voice and have to have his vocal cords examined for nodes bc the acid had eaten away a lot of his throat. Boy had to have a camera stuck up his nose all the way down :(

[@mlgfrog2470]

@@aquasiox It can't naturally deepen like that, especially not after 19 years of age (he's 23 now).

[@aquasiox]

@@mlgfrog2470 He’s done a video on it- it’s a mix of gerds and DNA, and the voice is still developing- it can take a while to settle