Came for the horror DVDs, stayed for Ashens roasting the hell out of his friend.
@GmodPlusWoW11 ай бұрын
Honestly, I kinda feel at home, since some of my coworkers can't write for beans. Sometimes their notes are perfectly legible, and at other times it looks like a combination of chicken-scratch and Sanskrit, which I genuinely can't read.
@theatheisthammer10 ай бұрын
😅
@benjaminhansen23494 ай бұрын
As someone with not great hand writing, I was cackling the whole way through
@user-yr3om5lx2y11 ай бұрын
I demand more dvd openings with Steve who writes the alternate titles
@CookingWithCows11 ай бұрын
You mean Ptheven ?
@warlord187311 ай бұрын
No he means steephven
@warlord187311 ай бұрын
Or as we know him seventy-nine 3
@Ybeetus11 ай бұрын
I second in this demand.
@Tillyard8611 ай бұрын
I hope he writes Anotonyo Stella Bottom tile in one of them.
@DarkenSeyreth11 ай бұрын
I think we need a video where Steve writes the titles of movies and Ashens has to guess what it is.
@grimTales111 ай бұрын
This could be a game for Barshens! :D
@GeneSavage11 ай бұрын
Steve is NEVER going through another pile of DVDs for you. 😂
@Normonaut11 ай бұрын
Fun fact: Dukken is norwegian for "the doll". Also, please make "Ashens reads letters from Steve" a thing.
@jonothanthrace153011 ай бұрын
Does that mean Dokken also means "Doll"?
@thomasschou437811 ай бұрын
Same in danish. Mor is mother in both languages as well
@RFC351411 ай бұрын
It seems he names his characters the way I used to name my WoW characters. "Okay, I'll make a hunter. Ah, the name... er... let's see how you say 'hunter' in... Greek. Nah, let's try Arabic..."
@cheezdoodle9611 ай бұрын
@@jonothanthrace1530 It can, yes, depending on dialect.
@cheezdoodle9611 ай бұрын
@@RFC3514 That's better than me and my mate. Our mains who have been with us since late vanilla-early TBC are a dwarf paladin named Maceholder and a dwarf hunter named Dwaarfie (the extra "A" comes from me being Norwegian, 10, and figuring that with "dwarf" being pronounced how it was - the "A" sounding like the Norwegian "Å" - you needed the double "A"s). At least my mate's name actually works _perfectly_ as a dwarven surname, funnily enough, and I've since created a backstory for Dwaarfie where his name is a nickname given by the night elves of Ashenvale, as it's become far to nostalgic and rather iconic to us to ever change it. I used to do the language thing with my pets though, when I didn't go the _Nounverber_ route.
@ScytherDracon11 ай бұрын
For your own sanity Ashens, don't let Steve write the script to "Turn Back".
@ZeyTheDaemon11 ай бұрын
If he did, I'm pretty sure it'd curse the crew and they'd all be killed by the legendary hellhound itself
@CJJC11 ай бұрын
But *do* let him do the title card.
@DragonslayerProd11 ай бұрын
Tum Peak
@jonothanthrace153011 ай бұрын
Have him write a scene from the movie and the cast film it as a bonus scene on the disc! :D
@RFC351411 ай бұрын
"The most cryptic script in cinema history." - The Times "Truly horrifying." - Calligraphy Crush Magazine "Finally, a cure for cancer!" - The New England Journal of Medicine
@NmsSportscards11 ай бұрын
More videos where Steve gets to write things for Ashens to figure out pls 😊
@MrJans3n11 ай бұрын
Get Steve to copy down chapters of War & Peace and have Ashens try to read them
@shadowacadamy11 ай бұрын
The laughter at Steve’s handwriting is contagious, it’s hard to breathe from laughing along with Ashens 😂
@grmpf11 ай бұрын
I could read all of Steve's other titles just fine, even the second one Ashens had to look up, but the doll one was absolutely mystifying. The reveal of what the alternate title was supposed to be was one of the most amazing moments ever on this channel. How does it say that indeed.
@eightcoins44017 ай бұрын
I wonder if it had Redug Pasts as another alternate title. Scribble would be kinda close.
@fillername69963 ай бұрын
I was CONVINCED the first word was "really"... So shocked it wasn't
@HappyBeezerStudios2 ай бұрын
and I was surprised since when IMDB rates moves in z and s
@ncisfan100211 ай бұрын
Is Steve a doctor? Because that handwriting is perfect for writing prescriptions
@HappyBeezerStudios2 ай бұрын
could also be a mathematician
@SirFlukealot11 ай бұрын
Ashens has helped uncover true horror, Steve's Handwriting
@Eyetrauma11 ай бұрын
I was smiling already but (incredulously) “Is this high Elvish?” made me lose my mind
@HappyBeezerStudios2 ай бұрын
udug Parste? Sounds like a dish
@BadgerOfTheSea11 ай бұрын
I love a "From the Producer of" because a producer is just the guy who gets the money, makes sure everyone gets paid, and is in charge of marketing.
@thesteelrodent17962 ай бұрын
more often that not, the producer ensures the movie is produced according to the studio's requirements and is done as cheaply as possible, while the executive producer is the one who paid the most to get the movie made. Either way it's completely pointless to mention them on films, because they largely have next to nothing to do with the actual production
@graboid7811 ай бұрын
1:51 I personally would leave off the "from the producer of Dragonball: Evolution" bit.....amazed they want credit for that film honestly
@revenevan117 ай бұрын
Glad I'm not the only one who was surprised by that 😅
@davidholden338611 ай бұрын
Thank you Steve, for providing the inadvertent content 😂
@Iris_Studios11 ай бұрын
Steve’s going to have to go to the fear clinic now to get over his anxiety around his hand writing
@QuantumVLOG11 ай бұрын
You need to do a bonus feature on the new DVD where Steve handwrites specific scenes of the film and the actors try act it out based on what they think he wrote, that would be hilarious
@bradasstv11 ай бұрын
Feel like Ashens forgot about this channel most of 2023 and now giving us a years worth of content in October... and I'm here for it! 😜 (Obviously joking, know he's been working on a movie, but wanted to show my appreciation for all the content lately 😁)
@ImminDragon11 ай бұрын
You called him out as failing by sending you a movie you had seen already, but he actually succeeded in sending you twelve movies you hadn't. Did not see that twist coming, which is probably better than most of the movies here could manage!
@SuperPerry100011 ай бұрын
The extra movie saved him...sadly not his writing.
@Its_Dave_Just_Dave11 ай бұрын
Steve and his writing was the best part, i almost choked on my tea at the "melancholy" part lol
@StevenRollason11 ай бұрын
My too, possibly more so because I'd looked up the film while watching the video so I knew what it should have been and my brain was screaming "how the hell does that say melancholy?!"
@jadeyxboox11 ай бұрын
I was looking forward to obscure horror movies. I did not expect to be howling laughing at the efforts of a man named Steve. Excellent stuff 👌🏻
@wright96d11 ай бұрын
6:10 “Somewhere in the background there’s a million Blu-ray manufacturers screaming.” There’s also a million Blu-ray collectors screaming. It’s me. I’m screaming.
@MedievalFolkDance11 ай бұрын
Every time I read "Contains strong language" on the back of a DVD/Bluray, I can't help but laugh to myself thinking about the time Kenny Everett derailed TV-AM by shouting "BUM!"
@eloquentlyemma11 ай бұрын
Admit it: Steve is actually the doll that you carved out of ear-wax and infused your dark thoughts into through some dark demonic ritual.
@VampireofEmotion11 ай бұрын
Felt quite proud I could read most of Steve's writing - apart from Melancholy Fantastic aka Meluy Parstze
@jkl313111 ай бұрын
Poor Steve is going to hide his handwriting for the rest of his life
@IvanovIvanAKrutoi11 ай бұрын
Or use it his handwriting as a weapon.
@scottneil118711 ай бұрын
As he should, it's awful!.
@GigsVT11 ай бұрын
its ok no one watches these videos
@MissSpooky6911 ай бұрын
After years of working in a bookies I am proud to say I can read most of that handwriting!
@Danziii11 ай бұрын
I have taken two things away from this 1: There are some bad horror movies 2: Steve is an absolute maniac
@richardsnape163011 ай бұрын
Ashens logic, I hate dvd cases with sleeves, then precedes to show his own release with a sleeve.
@mmmhorsesteaks11 ай бұрын
Steve's handwriting was the real horror here.
@kip25811 ай бұрын
The house on the cover of Dark Spirits appears to be a 1-story house photoshopped into a three-story mirror image of itself judging by how many doors there are
@MrMoorkey11 ай бұрын
'The dream holiday turns nightmare...' They usually do in Glastonbury.
@SuperDAZBEAN11 ай бұрын
The handwriting is the best part of this video never change Steve.
@LeeDee511 ай бұрын
The confusion over the ratings and the alternate titles/handwriting was gold.
@Alannachu11 ай бұрын
I loved this channel as a teenager. I still love it now halfway to my thirties. These videos are top quality. The number of people who must have been here for years is an insane thing to think about. Kudos, man. Kudos.
@smithintern-tainment786811 ай бұрын
Part of me kinda wishes you at least did the 20 your friend had suggested but the pure awesomeness of this video idea makes up for it
@Wisel811 ай бұрын
This format was amazing. Bless you Steve
@brianartillery11 ай бұрын
Is your friend Steve a GP, by any chance? His handwriting says 'yes' to me.,😆😆😆 The 'Tiny slug, off it's tits on absinthe' comment is world class. My ribs hurt from laughing.
@thedeadpoolwhochuckles.685211 ай бұрын
Why is everyone so surprised at Steve's hand writing? His hands are literally just rectangles, its amazing he can grip anything let alone a pen!
@rhindlethered11 ай бұрын
"I hate slip cases..." I *love* slipcases. Makes the movies look good on the shelf. Nice and square, like a book.
@PixelatedH2O11 ай бұрын
Steelbooks look even nicer
@spicybeantofu11 ай бұрын
Same! I left the same comment
@Code7Unltd11 ай бұрын
There are times where slipcase art can be different from the disc cover.
@hyperturbotechnomike11 ай бұрын
I love having my movies in level 5 armor titanium cases with a glow in the dark paintjob made from nuclear waste. A true classic taste from the past from the radium girls.
@ellaisplotting11 ай бұрын
I like them when they're in good condition as they also give a nicer texture/ dull down the shiny puckered look of the plastic DVD case which I find viscerally unpleasant.
@Odd_Bunny11 ай бұрын
Poor guy getting absolutely roasted after doing all this work 😂 but tbf there's no way that said melancholy fantastic, the first word didn't even have enough letters! LOL
@leroyc8811 ай бұрын
Fiona Dourif is Brad Dourif's daughter and she has appeared in a couple of the latest Chucky films as well as the many episodes of the Chucky TV series. I believe she was also in The Purge.
@cheezdoodle9611 ай бұрын
Yeah, she's lovely! There's a great documentary from last year called _Living with Chucky_ that focuses on how the films got made, how it was filming them, how it was for the people involved in it and their families to "live with Chucky"… Great stuff, and comes highly recommended if you've only the slightest of interest in _Child's Play_ or the people involved.
@jamesoblivion4 ай бұрын
She was so good in Dirk Gently.
@polishenglish835611 ай бұрын
I absolutely loved the handwriting-related tirade :D brilliant :D
@MrKlokwurk11 ай бұрын
Oh nice, I love Horse Soup, Wob of the Dead, Redum Berstz and Bnolldomr.
@jazzygeofferz11 ай бұрын
Horse Soup sounds like the Marx Brothers decided to make a sequel.
@SsnakeBite11 ай бұрын
I very much enjoyed this review of Steve's handwriting, featuring horror DVDs.
@detectivesquirrel262111 ай бұрын
Reminds me of two friends from school. One whose handwriting was awful and a dyslexic friend who was the only one who could read the other's handwriting
@jamiemartin764911 ай бұрын
Another really obscure horror film I’ll name is “army of the dead” been years since I last saw it but as I recall some archaeologists somehow raise a bunch of skeletons in a cave and they all come out and chase them through the local area. They even wield swords, axes and shotguns. I remember it having very ‘Jason and the Argonauts’ style animation for them
@scottneil118711 ай бұрын
Thought you meant the recent, terrible Zac Snyder film until I read on, seems there's more than one awful film with that title.
@TheSmart-CasualGamer11 ай бұрын
Oh, that sounds brilliant! Love me a skellington.
@frostking968511 ай бұрын
Wow Steve hand writing is the scariest part of the video. He may be a doctor
@Graylord8811 ай бұрын
"Where's my telegram from the Queen!?" Oh dear, has no-one had the heart to let him know yet?
@chrisball377811 ай бұрын
I think Mother's Doll got Steve when he was in the middle of writing down her alternative title.
@emmittmorgans807611 ай бұрын
11:07 He's such a big horror fan that he helped Doug Walker make one of the most horrifying "films" ever...
@dahn5711 ай бұрын
I wondered if Steve might have been a doctor with that handwriting, but soon realized that was impossible, as I could actually read a few of the titles 😛
@agent_23011 ай бұрын
26:27 "is that high elvish?" Had me dying 😂
@Mercgribern11 ай бұрын
Kind of feel like Steve writes in language that unlocks shouts of power provided you have enough dragon souls absorbed. Also he absolutely should write the script for turn back. Can you imagine the bizzare avent garde horror that would result?
@Taffer-King11 ай бұрын
"from the producer of dragon ball: evolution" you know it's bad when they 're using that to try drum up interest.
@yaboyrobin11 ай бұрын
It's odd- a few of these do have rotten tomato scores! Fear Clinic has 19%, The House on Pine Street 35%, the dead undead 13%, fertile ground 21%, and dead souls 16%!
@nick-playercharacter858311 ай бұрын
Steve actual did write those scores down, he just wrote them very flat.
@liamh198211 ай бұрын
Maybe his typing is as legible as his writing.
@corrinbielawski803511 ай бұрын
Looked up Fear Clinic myself, and that's just the Audience Score, though. Not the official rating. Guess that's what he went by?
@linksavetheday11 ай бұрын
Those are not critic ratings
@GraySkull28911 ай бұрын
@@nick-playercharacter8583he wrote as 1 dimensional representations
@Karmy.11 ай бұрын
20:53 so it's just Say Cheese and Die from Goosebumps
@ThePoettica197311 ай бұрын
Redug Parstz is a CLASSIC.
@BeaverIAB11 ай бұрын
Ashens publishing videos at 2, 3 o'clock in the morning is something that will forever mystify me.
@tncorgi9211 ай бұрын
I think the upload process can be automated, maybe he just schedules them for when he knows he won't be needing his computer for anything else.
@ellaisplotting11 ай бұрын
@@stonecodfish2365 he uploaded a video at nearly 5am a week or so ago, and that was UK time. Stuart does love to upload in the early morning.
@BeaverIAB11 ай бұрын
@@stonecodfish2365 The video was uploaded between 2-3am GMT.
@anthonyquill307111 ай бұрын
@@ellaisplottinghe's actually answered this before. The majority of his viewers are American and on the west coast so 3am in the UK And Ireland would be about 8pm over there
@thedeadpoolwhochuckles.685211 ай бұрын
@@stonecodfish2365I bet you find salted butter "Quite Spicy innit?"
@vjpearce11 ай бұрын
Steve's handwriting was readable to me compared to my manager's writing. He left a note last week for the staff and a group of us was trying to decipher it.
@bladepanthera11 ай бұрын
Literally punched the air when I figured out "breakdown". Thanks Steve!
@Jake-nl3er11 ай бұрын
For a second I thought you'd bought them off me. I sold off about 80% of my horror dvds on ebay in mystery boxes of 15. Half of those were ones that I'd sold from my collection. Straight heads was probably the best out of the ones I remember. Basically an English version of I spit on your grave.
@zangl295511 ай бұрын
How much do you sell 15 random horror film dvds for?
@Jake-nl3er11 ай бұрын
@@zangl2955 it was advertised as 15 for £15, but I always put an extra one or two in incase any didn't work. I finished selling all the ones i didn't want about a year ago. I thought maybe Ashens had bought them a while back and saved them for a video, but there not mine.
@stevehyperdriver11 ай бұрын
Re the voice thing at the start. The Pope’s Exorcist - the demon voice is HILARIOUS.
@DarthPerkins11 ай бұрын
The problem is...that kid looks like the voice actor. I kept thinking it was a digitally reduced version of Andy Serkis so I kept laughing.
@Stickeebud11 ай бұрын
Regarding the intro, there is a serial killer that sounds like a DUCK in the Lucio Fulci film 'The New York Ripper' He doesn't always sound like a duck, I think it's only when he kills people or wants to freak them out. But still, that's a thing that exists.
@DarthPerkins11 ай бұрын
He's VERY close to a copyright-infringing Donald. One of the few films I found highly offensive. Then found out I had watched a cut version. Watched the uncut version and found it highly, HIGHLY offensive. Then found out there was an even more offensive version which was so highly offensive to EVERYBODY involved it was cut before release.
@KomBackHordz11 ай бұрын
Last time I heard ashens laugh this much was when he was trying to record the Violine video, well done, Steve.
@spicybeantofu11 ай бұрын
I love "slip cases" they look so nice on the self
@brobrofog11 ай бұрын
Two ashens videos in one week? We are truly blessed
@JustinSawyer-ji5wm11 ай бұрын
As a bad horror film aficionado, I have a tip: If it has "asylum" in the title, it will be hilariously bad.
@kinnikuboneman11 ай бұрын
Or just straight shit
@expendableindigo963911 ай бұрын
Also true if it’s made by Asylum.
@adamlewis464411 ай бұрын
Amicus had a portmanteau film called Asylum that was better than average.
@scottneil118711 ай бұрын
Can only think of Amityville Asylum so yeah, your theory tracks. Horror film aficionado too but I don't watch cheap crap ie 90% of all horror these days.
@peterclarke724011 ай бұрын
I decided to put your theory to the test, and it's true. Even films with actual budgets and big name a tors become comically shit when they have "asylum" in the title. I suspect it's due to the whole "let's set a horror film in an asylum, because mental health conditions are scary" is so creatively bankrupt that it immediately leaches out into everything the film does.
@anthonyweston55889 ай бұрын
I love how steve adds a little flourish to his words when writing as if it at all is legible. Bless you steve. 😂
@interestingoldthings488911 ай бұрын
The description of "Eden Lodge" sounds like a description of a Father Ted episode.
@MegaAstroFan1811 ай бұрын
Wouldn't that be the ultimate subversion for a horror movie? Reveal that actually yes, the wife is just crazy and there's no monster.
@FoxNoctom11 ай бұрын
Came for Ashens, Stayed for Steve.
@wtfaiwpodcast11 ай бұрын
If you're looking for a horror movie where the villain has a really inappropriate "scary" voice, as suggested in the first few seconds of this video, I'd recommend The New York Ripper (1982), where the killer makes threatening phone calls while doing a Donald Duck impression.
@gobo617511 ай бұрын
That's the first thing that came mind when I heard him say that
@dennett31611 ай бұрын
I'll bet in The Dead Undead that the vampires only help the humans against the zombies because they need the humans for their blood, so the vamps eventually turn on the humans at the end. Just seems like the predictable twist for that concept. Poor Steve...as a fellow weird writer, I've been roasted on my child-like scrawls many a time.
@Dopamine83311 ай бұрын
All these horror films yet the scariest thing was Steve's handwriting
@hurricanebtvs11 ай бұрын
19:30 Vampires vs. Zombies from 2004 used to be one of the few DVD's Poundland sold when they first started bringing DVD's in, so I'm pretty sure you would have come across it back in the day.
@jeebus231311 ай бұрын
I almost didn't watch this video but I'm glad I did just for the sheer comedy provided by Steve's handwriting. Holy shit.
@marpinteacup639510 ай бұрын
New Game: Steve writes the title of a movie, but Ashen's has to decipher it and come up with a plot
@2prize11 ай бұрын
Steves pieces of paper were such an emotional rollercoster
@GlassGhost42811 ай бұрын
Steve's handwriting made this entire video
@zoeyd976311 ай бұрын
It might just be because i work in the medical field and have to decifer the doctors notes but i could read Steve handwriting fine haha
@DoctorBastard11 ай бұрын
Oh yes? Gmafabble whakneernar pultwaff, mnit v ullzwet ho ghabahbahbah. If you can get that ready by this afternoon that'd be perfect thanks.
@Dreamybloo10111 ай бұрын
One of those movies you find off the bargain bin, and your grandma gets them as a Christmas gift trap
@OptimusSledge11 ай бұрын
As a left-handed person with atrocious handwriting (generally considered to look like the scrawl you'd get if a drunken spider stepped in some ink and then staggered across the page), I'd say Steve needs to learn there's no shame in giving up on cursive in favour of printing people can actually read. I'm so glad computers and smartphones mean I hardly ever need to actually write something with a pen now.
@SerpentineSeiđr11 ай бұрын
Ahhhhhh I miss the Silver Skull, I'm happy he got a mention!
@expendableindigo963911 ай бұрын
30:17 You gotta love how the Twilight actress is listed far, far above The Thing. The 2000s truly were a time.
@wyterabitt214910 ай бұрын
Yes the actress is listed above the actor, not the film as a concept lol Twilight was smack in the middle of it's run, at the height of it being known. Keith David was doing little to nothing of note, and hadn't for some time outside of mostly voice work in games not many will have played. There is nothing strange about this decision at all, the fact it was The Thing is what elevates his name that high to be second.
@expendableindigo963910 ай бұрын
@@wyterabitt2149 we need more people that respect animation & games enough to pick up a thing because some voice actor was in it :p whether it’s a real actor or VA the cast is usually uncorrelated with the quality of the product anyway.
@_gorezone_11 ай бұрын
In "The New York Ripper", the killer talks with a Donald Duck voice. That's a pretty weird one lol
@retrorocketuk11 ай бұрын
I demand that the Turn Back DVD slip cover features a teal house and a long haired woman in a white dress
@Caluma12211 ай бұрын
So pleased that you have been smashing out the content Stuart. It's always good content and a pleasure to watch. Been rewatching your console extravaganza videos!
@MusicFanatical111 ай бұрын
Well we know what to get Steve for Christmas: handwriting lessons.
@hj423911 ай бұрын
As someone diagnosed with dysgraphia lets just say that... well Steve might want to set up an appointment
@LovableAmy11 ай бұрын
Steve's bad handwriting definitely was the highlight of this video. I also may check out some of those movies.
@MarquisSmith11 ай бұрын
Well, this certainly made me feel better about my handwriting. Happy Halloween Stu!
@jlan784411 ай бұрын
20:58 That's...That's a bloody Goosebumps story plot! They ripped of freaking Goosebumps for that film!
@wtos915311 ай бұрын
26:10 This is what the computer sees when you get a CAPTCHA
@Demonthorn11 ай бұрын
Fertile Ground is the horror film we judge all others by... we have yet to find anything worse.
@cmdrpanorpa863111 ай бұрын
I was looking for Halloween movies to watch, looks like I've found a good recommendations list
@scottneil118711 ай бұрын
Rather you than me, I wouldn't waste my time on any of this utter tripe.
@DragonNexus11 ай бұрын
Personally, I like slip cases because they look nicer on the bookshelf. Also Ashen's pronounciation of "asylum" is sending me.
@ed388110 ай бұрын
Az-lum I cannot
@FugoriHassei11 ай бұрын
Some of my relatives like to play a game when giving gifts where they wrap the object in brown paper, write a clue about what the gift is, and you have to guess what the gift is before you're allowed to open it. Maybe Steve should do the same thing - wrap up the DVD, write a hint on the front, and Ashens has to guess what the film is based on the handwritten clue. Seriously though, I laughed so hard at Ashens losing his mind over the notes Steve left, it was so good! Thank you, Steve, you gave a bunch of strangers loads of fun!
@indubioprokokolores650211 ай бұрын
That Polaroid movie sounds like they may have borrowed the premise from a Goosebumps book/episode called “Say Cheese and Die” and put in some elements from “Shutter”. Very original.
@ScrewBallTheAlien8 ай бұрын
To this day I had absolutely NO idea Corey Taylor and Freddy Krueger made a film together. I gotta check that one out.