Hot Dad - Just Tell Me What Font to Pick (When I'm Making Websites for Kids)

Just Tell Me What Font To Pick (When I’m Making Websites for Kids) By Hot Dad. a music video song thing with fonts and websites and stuff, wow! get ready to click!
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[@HotDad]

we're gonna be adding new stuff regularly over at neon grizzly, so bookmark it or memorize the link really well or whatever makes you feel really good. i love y'all big time! neongrizzly.com/collections/hot-dad p.s. if you can't make out the v cute line at the end, turn on CC! 👍👍👍

[@cockbreath01]

Liked,subbed,belled and shared.I have adblocker on though so it's a pointless gesture :) Oh yeah the obvious font is Comic sans.

[@alexkingvideo]

Professional designer here... I play this song every time I pick a font. And when coworkers bring up typography in any way, they listen to this during the discussion. Thank you, Hot Dad... for filling that career void I never knew existed before discovering this masterpiece.

[@HotDad]

you're wonderful! super glad you enjoy this!

[@petesorensenguitar]

When your friends just think it's a meme video but you're trying to figure out how to start a band with this dude.

[@biconditionals]

Why would you want to be in a band with him? He'd eventually drive you mad with jealousy due to the talent and creativity balance in the band being so unequal

[@dannybuchanan3661]

This is legitimately Hot Dads best song

[@valeriae6053]

Maybe in late 2018, but I gotta tell ya, in late 2019 with BS Shit and My Tape out, I doubt it.

[@anthonydeadman]

@@valeriae6053 Pffft ya'll kids obviously never heard the 1999 classics I am The Chowder Man and Ready to Shave. Now those were Hot Dad at his best back in the day.

[@biconditionals]

It's 2020 and this is still number 1. I like My Tape, Big Money Salvia City and and Elon Musk... but ain't nothing touching this masterpiece.

[@TransistorBased]

Christmas Pain in Christmas Town

[@YangiTheCat]

big money salvia too catchy

[@FrankJavCee]

I like Fipps. It's fun and retro in a video game way.

[@austismm]

@@b33nscene not how youtube comments work but ok

[@LawkzBro]

Unless you challenge and win against the dancer in a dance contest, your opinion is irrelevant.

[@jeremyesinclair]

[bulbous dancing]

[@JeithKarrett]

[laughs in bulbous dancing]

[@kurtttttttt]

needs more bulbous dancing

[@HotDad]

we all need more of that

[@abadtime3319]

*FAST AND BULBOUS*

[@coltonbates629]

@@abadtime3319 *FAST AND BULBOUS 3: TOKYO DRIFT*

[@KB-zn3wg]

@@abadtime3319 also tapered

[@maymo]

this made my day

[@HotDad]

really happy i could do that!! ❤❤❤

[@fwoqma]

showed my kids this and they were too distracted by the powerful jams that they neglected the font choice entirely! i had to explain and show them the joy of Times New Roman. then they understood. "it's perfect for a wide variety of professional or personal uses!" i told them, gesturing wildly. "we understand and appreciate Times New Roman for its bounty of applicable situations, father." they replied. "it truly is the best font for kidz." we all, naturally, said simultaneously. thank you for that one wonderful evening, and this outrageous hit, Hot Dad.

[@aceofclubs002]

like most white, suburban children, I too was conditioned to only ever use Times New Roman, size 12, no exceptions. so thanks for the validation!

[@thelovefromupabove7347]

So many Gr8 lil bits here. The horn when you pray to the font God, the falsetto during the last chorus. Hell, I'll not stop singing this chorus for a while, s'too catchy. PETER THE GOD at it again.

[@punkitt]

Hot Dad songs are usually great but then you hit the chorus and then they're INCREDIBLE

[@HotDad]

hey, thank you!!!!!

[@punkitt]

@@HotDad no prob mr. Hot Dad!! Keep up the incredible work!!

[@evenoddprime]

This song legitimately could not get any better. 10/10

[@gunkwizardry]

this song is a memetic hazard because i literally cant not think about it when im setting fonts

[@DominoFreakShow]

This has gotta be one of the best channels on KZbin

[@therulerofsquids531]

hot dad you are a national treasure, and you are correct. times new roman is the BEST! times new roman is SO popular with the kids in my school!

[@HotDad]

i knew it, the kids love it!!!!!! they love times new roman! i always hear them screaming about it when i walk past the park, but now i have confirmation!!

[@ExplodingBear117]

Times New Roman brought my dog back from the dead! But he smelled bad so I shot him again.

[@dane103]

I can't stop listening to this. Literally a dozen times since I found it last week. I'm a designer but even if I wasn't this would slam hard. The chorus is a masterclass in earworms and I can't get it out of my head.

[@madmaverick]

Only Hot Dad could make such a surreal plot logically consistent and catchy. Personally, I cannot wait for the concerned stares of passerby when I sing this to myself. Another modern classic.

[@woopdedo3]

this song is legitimately amazing and i'm so bummed it's not as huge as it deserves to be

[@HotDad]

thank you! you're incredibly kind.

[@saw_cleaver]

Holy shit I've been listening to this song on repeat for like 2 days straight and I just now realized that the dancer actually does tell him to use Times New Roman. You are my new favorite person Hot Dad, I love you.

[@TPBXDRicky420]

Another BANGER!

[@TheJfluffy]

You made the right choice! Times New Roman is perfect!!

[@HotDad]

i'm so happy you agree! i knew it when i saw it, simply perfect!! 😍😍😍

[@Robert-bv4zj]

I think this might be my favourite song of yours so far. I go to this weird-ass channel when I'm having a bad day, I mean that in the best way possible, so thank you.

[@HotDad]

robert, so happy and grateful i can help out when you're having a bad day! you're welcome, and thanks for watching!

[@SmellsLikeNothing]

this has that old youtube feel

[@inktears1164]

SmellsLikeNothing i miss that

[@theVHSvlog]

You have outdone yourself

[@HotDad]

these are kind words and i really appreciate 'em!!!! ❤

[@skibbz0r]

this is actually catchy as fuck. I'm gonna jam it in my car for real

[@lucyhtml]

Today I learn what a Skeuomorph is... thanks Hot Dad!

[@HotDad]

haha, i asked some designer friends for input, so i definitely had some help with that one too!

[@lucyhtml]

Hot Dad :)

[@kevinfredericks2335]

Dude you made the anthem we need. I'm gonna be hummin' this sick catchy tune every time I'm picking fonts. Just picked Coaster Bold last night. It was a triumph so I rocked this jam.

[@Blunderbeard]

Wingdings, man! Kids love all those fun pictures!

[@HotDad]

but they're gonna be having too much fun with the bitcoin market to look at those fun pictures! 😭

[@soundofmouse]

when that keyboard comes in at 0:40 i def cant help but [bulbous dance]

[@cruuump]

This is my favourite internet video, and I’ve seen several!

[@GeddyRC]

Holy guacamole, this beat is FRESH!

[@DoomKid]

I wasn't expecting this to be so damn catchy. Great stuff once again!

[@HotDad]

thank you so much! always happy to provide a lil surprise! 😉

[@ivegotpetercriss]

I love that he applies the EQ phone effect when he is on the phone and after "I told him." Such a great attention to detail that makes hot dad the best dad.

[@enigmaisgayy9493]

3:14 was genuinely beautiful

[@metaphangmc]

I hate that this will now be in my head for the rest of the day...or wait, no I love that this will be in my head for the rest of the day. I pray some one asks me about fonts today

[@appelsap45]

i was actually looking for a font for my website while listening to this. feelsamazingman

[@theQiwiMan]

I thought to myself, "Surely I am opening a portal to hell, viewing this amazing video about picking fonts for kids websites", and as I slowly creep the cursor down to smash that 'Like' button.... I notice I am the 666th 'Like'. #ShareIfYouCried

[@bradean2781]

I’m a kid and I approve this website

[@bored1980]

I beg you, Hot Dad, please consider an album with normal lyrics to sell. Your melodies are beautifully structured and complex, full of sound. I'd love to pump it in the car, but would prefer not to wind up the windows when I pull up to the lights, lest people laugh at my funky song playing which actually sings about children's websites.

[@HotDad]

have you not heard my girls who care record i released last year? would definitely fit the bill, i think! kzbin.info/www/bejne/gYTUc3VqfJeKeNk ❤❤❤

[@bored1980]

Crikey, I had no idea. I'm going to check it out now. Thank you. And I'm still in love with your Guy Fieri song. It's brilliant, if bittersweet.

[@Cadaver_Dave]

I thought for sure Wingdings would be best for kids but that's why I'm not a true website boy like Hot Dad.

[@bquietson]

That chorus has been in my head all day.

[@HiCharity]

If I ever write a synth hook half as good as the one used in the pre-chorus I'll die a happy man... "It's perfect..." All Hail Hot Dad!!!

[@microwavetrash2501]

Found about you from Big Money Salvia and this channel is possibly the greatest channel on youtube

[@HotDad]

wow, you're terrific and highly appreciated! thank you!!!!

[@AdrianJimenez70]

"I'm totally on top" Hot dad on top of the table. Subscribed

[@MortanAMrk]

@Hot Dad, I once was incredibly sick and i slept to this song for 15 hours so thanks for your beautiful rhythm

[@dirtfriend]

yknow after all these years im still not sure if this video was sponsored by squarespace or not

[@DrShaym]

I use Tahoma because it's easy to read small.

[@checkmateatheistsss]

This came up on my Spotify Weekly Discoveries playlist, and I’m so glad that it did. Damn this is amazing

[@KhanadaRhodes]

Thanks!

[@JonathanCabot]

This is exactly the jam I needed

[@stufco]

This is far and away my new favorite song. It's just such an uplifting jam. I'm really glad I finally watched that comment etiquette video about skibidi toilet that ultimately led me here.

[@sircipheredofficial]

woah one of the fonts was "Neoliberal NGO" pls gib

[@kricku]

NOW I get it! Figure out the clues, get with the times, find what's new...

[@nibiru2x410]

Loving this new "Hot Dad" project, Chowder Man.

[@kateiwinski4788]

this song showed up on my spotify discover weekly, and i just wanted to say thank u for making this

[@HotDad]

that's great! you're welcome!

[@kevinnolan8404]

Honestly, this song is a fucking jam. Perfectly encapsulates Hot Dad - funny meme content but solid musicianship, with hooks catchy as hell. Bravo good sir.

[@8-D_sillyface]

Man I love hot dad. Like not even ironically this dude has my soul.

[@occono3543]

I found you through Hypnospace Outlaw, this would have fit right in it too haha

[@johnscholl6719]

This reminds me of the early days of Rhett and Link. I FREAKING LOVE IT!!!

[@shingletop1099]

im here my man fuck yeah

[@kerfluffle98]

Seriously a masterpiece of the genre. I think about it every time i make websites

[@whatsupranchdubois]

this is so oddly specific and I've never seen weirder recommended videos

[@HotDad]

i should probably check out what's showing up! how weird are we talkin'?

[@ewyeth7713]

i used to listen to this almost religiously while i was in my typography class, genuinely helped me remember serifs n shit, also showed it to my history of typography professor

[@Mesquitepigerino]

I love listening to your music at work. It always makes my day a little less boring.

[@kastratos]

I keep coming back to this! Such a cool music video!

[@fergushughes3428]

times new roman is the way to go tbh

[@fergushughes3428]

nvm

[@HotDad]

i like how this worked out!!!

[@spensert4933]

Best song musically. Most funny. Quirky. Friendly. Too specific in a great way. This should be a song in Helvetica! The Broadway Show. Kind of song you sing in the shower but cannot execute.

[@assuna1932]

What an emotional rollercoaster. I just shed a tear.

[@TYCOIX]

This is... a very odd coincidence since the task for my course was to make a website for kids. Quite helpful though, so thanks!

[@anjelicawebster6123]

Never failing to impress me hot dad!

[@keithbeef]

I was doing some [bulbous dancing] earlier and reminded me of this song. Thanks Hot Dad.

[@prototypelq8574]

I had not idea I needed a Times New Roman song in my life, but I really did. This is true art

[@crabbhassplineters]

Hi hot dad! Do you have guitar tabs for this? I’ve learned all the words and would like to play along

[@GHoen1313]

This is a god damn masterpiece

[@HotDad]

you're too kind!

[@chazizphat]

goddamn you just crank out catchy tunes, that chorus hooked my brain WANNA GET THE CLICKS, MAKE A SITE THAT APPEALS 2 KIDS

[@romaapluto]

YOU EMBODIED ME HOW DID YOU DO THIS THANKYOU HOTDAD

[@StevenFramed]

look the fact that I haven't said anything about this one, says pretty much everything necessary, that this is a perfect song and does everything it should with regards to comedy and everything else - great awareness, focus of concept, twist-comedy-writ, and everything else :)

[@StevenFramed]

Except for-this: did anyone else notice -- my girlfriend actually pointed it out, and I noticed too - the obvious khakis pants TAGS and INK STRIP still linked to the fckin' pants? Because :D

[@fartgarfunkeljr]

The hot dad cassette is always first in line on cleaning day :)

[@chumblewumble2422]

Genuinely teared up when i realised how hard this song goes lol

[@jasonw.2232]

So, what's the font/typeface you used for the majority of the colorful lyrics in this video? Surely it's not Comic Sans, Times New Roman, or anything of that nature.

[@Juma1st]

this has no business being this good

[@BradleyOsborneOfficial]

I had to come back just to see/hear that second pre chorus again today, it's so funny/addictive haha

[@jm3267]

I think my favourite part of the song is the bridge with the Chorus of Kids; I can't place exactly what it reminds me of...maybe some bits off Paul Simon's Graceland?

[@JMoDUB]

Thanks for making a video that i will quote everyday at work from now onto eternity. :/

[@dexterrity]

Was going to comment _comic sans_ but after already seeing that several times in this comment section: _Hand draw your own font in ms paint._

[@drakependragon9331]

My mom asked if this was sung by Justin Timberlake

[@ashton3746]

Why is this the song I didn't know I needed but now that it's here it's all I want in life. You are the best!

[@mothcub]

watching this again and smiling : - )

[@fartpunch3937]

I got the same feeling listening/watching this that I do when listening to Weird Al and Jon Lajoie.

[@HotDad]

i gotta say, that's a really nice and flattering thing for you to say. thank you! ❤

[@Linkzcap]

dam my song of the summer came early this year!!

[@nelsonstewart5999]

I don't think you understand how much better quality this is than usual parody stuff haha. Do you mind if I share this with some friends who might like it? It's OK if not.

[@SmellsLikeNothing]

pure internet fun like jon lajoie when he first started love it

[@WinterGibbs]

that chorus slaps

[@hitherescotty]

I watch this video every day

[@isuckatusernames4297]

So did you make the site or not

[@danbeucler3029]

2:04. Subtle, that took me quite a while to realize.

[@chrisdroney8141]

I was seriously expecting this to be a squarespace sponsorship

[@loweffortproductions1985]

Tell me, hot dad. Would you consider this your magnum opus? Because I had to replay this at least 4 more times after the first listen.

[@loweffortproductions1985]

Also, I really like your dancing, dad.

[@HotDad]

thank you, shane! i think (hOpE) that i'm getting better all the time, so my magnum opus is usually The Next Thing I'm Working On™, imho. this one is one of my top favs though, BIG TIME. it still repeats in my head randomly. i have some truly very weird + solid things coming very soon though, and i can't wait to get 'em wrapped up! 😘😘😘

[@YourFoxFriendYT]

When you don’t know what font to pick when you are making websites for kids