Hot Pocket Compilation - Jim Gaffigan

[@junec317]

Jim Gaffigan's falsetto and whispering of "hot pockets " is to die for. Mr Gaffigan has a true gift for story telling.

[@rachelmaddowswife8713]

Yeah, I can't not laugh when he sings in that high voice. It doesn't matter how many time's I've heard it.

[@kontiuka]

Jim Gaffigan makes me laff agin.

[@tweetscotchy1093]

“My back hurts..” was a nice touch. 🌻

[@itgetter9]

My favorite Gaffigan innovation is speaking aloud the voice of the audience. Brilliant.

[@carlyoung8657]

is he still talking about bacon.lol

[@danoduncan1763]

"does he do ANYMORE horse jokes" ?... rofl !... bang on bud !... xD

[@linnaeusshecut3959]

I always think of the "Church Lady" when I hear the voice. Very judgemental with a lack of humor.

[@audreymuzingo933]

In the first Gaffigan special I ever saw, he kinda overdid the audience voice thing, which made me have a funny 'meta' audience voice, like, "Is this guy going to keep saying 'Is this guy...' ???". Also that special was almost entirely about food, so I didn't seek him out for years, thinking he was a pretty 1-dimensional comic. But lately I'm experiencing a Gaffigan Revival, as he has obviously branched out his material and employs a wise 'less is more' approach with "Is this guy...?", ha.

[@KlaudiakaZa]

'How many wives this guy have?' 🤣🤣🤣

[@gnashsang]

I trained my parrot to say “HOT POCKET “ so I get a little bit of Jim everyday! HOT POCKET!

[@CharlotteWebb1952]

LOL !

[@antr7493]

Awesome. Upload it and let us know 🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜🦜

[@justabunneh6490]

That sounds adorable. I request video evidence.

[@myaries5829]

Really soooo fun for you!❤

[@szqsk8]

Mark Tierney You have a video of that on You Tube?

[@willtube61]

You know it’s a classic joke when you can recycle it for years and people still laugh. 😂

[@pyropapi2470]

Sounds about white ...

[@markcadieux3445]

Like "I don't get no respect, no respect at all!"

[@ab6617]

Wow, Beyond the Pale was almost 15 years ago. As a poor 19 year old my room mate and I owned maybe a half dozen dvds. This was one of them and we watched it more times than I can count. We’re still friends and to this day we quote things from this special. I regret nothing!

[@robertac4065]

I bought a copy and loaned it to my sister. I told her to loan it to her grown daughters because everyone needed to see how darn funny it was. I said we were going to play Pass the Gaffigan!

[@daRealB-Rex]

He predicted toilet paper looting 😂

[@szqsk8]

B-Rex the T-Rex 👏👏

[@andersthecrow6588]

I live in denmark and there is not much toilet paper looting going on but when the corona virus first started people in my area got scared and hoarded all of the bread and i mean all of it the whole bread area was empty nothing left but they quickly calmed down

[@audreymuzingo933]

@@andersthecrow6588 That happened in the US too, or at least in my town. No bread, no milk, no toilet paper, no hand sanitizer, no disinfectant cleaning supplies. But somehow toilet paper is STILL a problem. I see the empty shelves and I just don't understand it. Like aren't people still USING some of the year's supply of toilet paper they bought 3 months ago? When they get down to "only" 40 or 50 rolls, do they think they better go out and get a couple hundred more? Or is it the people who couldn't buy a couple hundred 3 months ago, 2 months ago, 1 month ago.....are just seizing the opportunity whenever it finally comes for them?????

[@MkeKen67]

@@audreymuzingo933 - I sill haven't found any disinfectant wipes anywhere since the first week or so. Plenty of TP, though.

[@milkteanomnom]

He predicted we’d be eating loads of hot pockets during quarantine, and we’d need a shite ton of toilet paper for that repetitive crime scene in our toilets 😂

[@yupyup1562]

“Let’s fill a Pop Tart with nasty meat.”

[@nekoanimator]

and you can dunk it in the toilet

[@aph4778]

Lmao

[@isayusayweallcansay]

Thank you Jim Gaffigan

[@heavystarch100]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@theresasalcedo4673]

Never gets old ...Jim funniest guy ever love his humor and I need it!

[@rapanovela]

I remember I was on JFK airport along with my wife. We saw you with your 100000 kids + nannies entourage. I really wanted to go to you and say: 'hey man, I loved your stand ups!' Then I imagined myself being you in that situation: big family on JFK... The last thing I would like is an stranger near me... I do not regret it. In any case... I just one to tell you one thing, and one thing only:

[@CharlotteWebb1952]

Sweet!

[@matthewbratton3825]

Hey! Hot Pockets!

[@rbhop92]

“You’re about to call in sick”. Always funny! 😂

[@northstar3345]

I love how you say "Hot Pockets" in your falsetto voice. Cracks me up every time.

[@556MSL]

Hard times, Mr Gaffigan is getting a cynical vibe. I feel for you brother. Try not to lose that whimsy big fella, it’s pure gold.

[@JPMJPM]

“My back hurts.” Pure gold! 😂😂😂

[@Custerd1]

JP M “Good morning! You’re about to call in sick.”

[@mikeelek9713]

I can't see a Hot Pocket without hearing the song - "Hot Pocket!"

[@HanShotFirst84]

Hot Pockets was the first bit I ever saw of Jim Gaffigan, I've been hooked ever since

[@hannahbush9354]

You are one of my absolute favorite comedians of all time! Love to you and your fam!!

[@captainkev10]

Love this series, and I'm sure many will appreciate how jokes are formed over time. Thanks Jim.

[@MkeKen67]

Jim and Jeannie: Shout out from Milwaukee, home of the recent "ridiculous" Covid-19 election. (And, of course, hometown of Jeannie (Noth) Gaffigan.) You guys killed it at the Marquette graduation in 2018. I was one of the law school grads in attendance, although the dental school grads had WAY more fun. (Maybe because they knew they had much better career prospects?) Anyway, my wife and I used to go to your Milwaukee New Year's Eve shows, before we got too busy raising our kids and what-not, so it was nice for us to get to see you live again. Hope you and your family stay healthy and don't drive each other too nuts. Here's hoping there's a vaccine by New Year's 2021 (or, you know, March, April, or May).

[@cynthiahenderson2361]

I absolutely love Jim Gaffigan's humor. I started following him with "Beyond the Pale." I was the odd ball that walked around for about a week whispering "hot pocket" and chuckling. My students were perplexed. ☺

[@lmbarak]

This is really the pick-me-up I needed today. Thank you Jim for sharing your awesome sense of humor, and thanks to your family for sharing your time with all of us.

[@littleblueclovers]

I love how the delivery improves so much between the first and second clip!

[@ianiles1722]

The road to hell is paved in hot pockets. Hot pockets!

[@carolyntalbot947]

@@vanmoody Blasphemy!

[@tootallzz]

Bwah ha ha ha ha!

[@myaries5829]

❤❤❤🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@mr.tuxedocat5389]

🎵Hell Pocket!🎵

[@LowCostVideo]

Dude, Jim Gaffigan liked your comment! Holy Hell Pockets!

[@barrya.6212]

00:27 There was a time when people didn't know what a Hot Pocket was! PERISH THE THOUGHT ! :) .... >>> "Of course this is the early 1800's" :)

[@raisinbran3736]

I'll hide my idea for his next joke - a Food Network competition show featuring the food (I shall not name). Diced - sliced...boiled, souffled, who goes home NEXT WEEK!! FIND OUT on FN's "Fillet Pocket Meltdown" (insert better title). Nah......

[@scottlasley4593]

Thank you, Jim! It's amazing how so many folks keep asking you to say Hot Pockets. I find it interesting to see how this joke keeps evolving, and I can't wait to see where it goes next....

[@DiagonalByte]

I love that, in his original appearance, Jim looks like a character from Frasier.

[@sonjalewis2311]

Lol. He could’ve been their long lost silly brother!

[@dizzolve]

Jim I love having you on KZbin.

[@victorfranco6457]

Some applause at Caroline’s? You were a hit! Thanks for sharing. I’m sad to report the Hot Pocket factory left the San Fernando Valley and are now manufactured in Kentucky...

[@NationOfNamePending]

Thank you for being you. Thank you for being hilarious, warm hearted, and utilizing what you do best in for everyone who needs humor in these confusing and stressful times. You have a lovely family btw, and Its been a delight watching your quarantine journey through your family dinners and let's get cookin'. Stay safe, stay healthy, stay funny.

[@josephhogue]

Cool seeing the evolution of the joke. Hilarious. Thank you.

[@janiceyoung5198]

I’m subscribed! Jim, you’re hilarious!

[@Blacknight10_YT]

This is the funniest guy I’ve ever seen

[@ssenssel]

Todd Glass? Agreed

[@its_jack0645]

Have you ever seen tim hawkins

[@Blacknight10_YT]

red fox yes I have

[@Blacknight10_YT]

red fox yes I have seen him they’re both funny

[@ByGraceThruFaith8453]

@steven Kombolis He really does seem to be a very humble guy. That's why he's so loved, not to mention he's hilarious.

[@kykipz]

Glad we live in a time that we get this gift from Jim! *hot pocket~*

[@johngullo9420]

The McDonalds routine is hysterical as well as Hot Pockets.

[@DeathBYDesign666]

McDonald's does kinda sell a dessert version called apple pie. You gotta admit that they look very similar.

[@clivewells7090]

John Gullo my fave is the bacon routine. He should get shares in Danish for free!

[@MkeKen67]

@@clivewells7090 - Bippity, boppity, BACON! The best thing that ever happened to water chestnuts.

[@gregbrooks7233]

Hi, Jim. I have been a fan for many years, and I appreciate the sarcasm and every person-topics you include in your comedy. From food to whale watching to Let's Get Cookin to stereotypes... The funniest stuff often are the real life happenings and experiences, especially those we think only occur in our private lives in our private spaces. You come along and include these things in jokes, and we all see ourselves... and each other. Thank you for keeping the humor in your comedy. If we stop laughing, we are doomed.

[@kimberlyprien5482]

I watch the Hot Pockets joke every week or so when I need a laugh......this is the best joke set ever!

[@marvinmaldonado3938]

Awesome job Jim been watching you since early 2000s stay strong 💪🏻

[@MLMLW]

Jim, I love the way you added on to the HP joke over the years. It's now a legacy. 🤣😂 While raising my girls I'd buy them the pepperoni and cheese HPs for snacks after they'd get home from school & everytime they'd take it out of my CLEAN microwave they'd mention how hot it was. I'm like, "Yeah. That's why they're called Hot Pockets". 😆 🎶🎵 Hot Pockets! 🎵🎶

[@leilaniaileenlove]

love you Jim!!!! 😊😊😊😊 been watching you for many years ♥️

[@mikebledsoe2315]

*First time hearing the Hot Pocket joke hilarious when Jim said "Take out of box place directly in toilet." 😂😂😂*

[@jimwildasin4464]

My son bought one of your DVD's, with the hot pocket skit. He laughed so hard he practically cried. No matter how many times he watches, it's the same thing. So when his bday came around I got tickets for your show in Hershey, Pa. and it was one of the best shows ever. Virus has a delay on next visit, but hope it comes soon.

[@kittenishsine8309]

The Hot Pocket jungle every few seconds reminds of “Let’s Get Cookin’ “

[@Nan-59]

Carter Frezza NOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lorrie2878]

SNAP!

[@LemonBattery]

I showed my science teacher the beyond the pale performance. He was cracking UP.

[@terriensberg5487]

I love these videos. They’re a bright spot in the pandemic darkness.

[@rmtgbesds1]

Thank you for being here for all of us. I'm a Portuguese fan that didn't knew you since a few weeks ago, but a became a fan since, like you, I love to eat and to meditate about our every day life. Congratulations for your career, your lovely family and keep on sharing your life's work so we can think about something else than the covid pandemic. I will keep on watching your videos.

[@violetdusk1968]

I never saw the last one I laughed so hard at the baby part I started drooling.

[@Happybidr]

It’s past midnight, I’m in pain, I can’t sleep, and I needed a video with no current news in it, no partisan bashing, just some laughs. Jim, you are always reliable, and I really, really appreciate it.

[@nerissafreeman7525]

You had me at “hot pockets,” circa 2000!

[@susanshelby3518]

I just wanted to say thank you...your videos have kept me sane during this quarantine!! I also love the texts...I look forward to them every day!

[@rademfam6856]

Okie dokie Jim. If you don’t do a ‘Let’s get cooking’ episode cooking a hot pocket the world will weep (Nix that idea if you’ve already done it) hoooot pocket

[@CarolineinCanada]

Jim my husband and I were lucky enough to see you twice and meet you once. We shamelessly quote you all the time. " DID I EAT IT OR RUB IT ON MY FACE?? MY BACK HURTS!!" And we don't even have hot pockets in Canada. We just say it all the time because it's hysterical. Thank you for sharing your amazing gift wth us 😁❤️

[@iluvdissheet]

Who could possibly dislike this video? 🎵Hot Pockets 🎵

[@stephencasper87]

Calzones

[@herrunsinn774]

Me. It's simply not funny.

[@iluvdissheet]

@@herrunsinn774 you should learn to laugh more. "Why so serious"?

[@joedufour8188]

Jim Gaffigan's hair is the inspiration for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. True story.

[@mattwardpictures]

Turns out there is a cure for baldness. It's called money.

[@michaelr9427]

We love you Jim!!

[@jackoneill3164]

Hey Mr. Gaffigan, I just wanted to express how much this joke means to me. Me, my dad, my friends, and my friend’s dad were on a road trip and my friend’s dad put on one of your shows. We were all crying of laughter in the car, my dad was barely able to keep control of the car he was laughing so hard, and when it got to the hot pocket joke we actually had to pull over he was laughing so hard. My dad had to tap out of driving because your hot pocket joke was so funny. Thanks for making that memory with my dad possible. Good luck in your future endeavors!

[@Quantum_GirlE]

Omg!!! This is amazing! My son used to crack up listening to that home, it's what really got him to start looking comedy. Love that joke myself! My son still will randomly scream "hot pocket"!

[@martinithegr8]

Love the behind the scenes look at the joke!

[@lemeilleur92]

Let's get cooking'! Let's get cookin'!! Hot packets!!!

[@mickylawless1941]

Hey Jim, I'm already subscribed!

[@antr7493]

Been waiting and asking for this one . Can't wait

[@HollowLiquidProjects]

God bless your heart Jim. You are on point. I love it. HAven't laughed this hard in a while... love you bro. come to atlanta asap.

[@nitab1971]

I'm subscribed. And, as God is my witness, I've never had a Hot Pocket, and I'm sitting here .at age 68 trying to figure out why. I guess I was more the Jeno's pizza rolls kinda gal.

[@JohnDoe-be8rv]

Jeno's pizza rolls back in the day were good.

[@robertac4065]

You must put it on your bucket list. They are much like giant pizza rolls. Have a cold beverage ready and plenty of tums!

[@wilclark2272]

The words 'Hot Pocket' are forever etched in history. 😂😂👍👍👍 Love you Jim.

[@bethpemberton7980]

When my spouse was going to x'ray school he took a hot pocket for lunch every day for almost two years. So I was at the grocery store and there was a sale and I bought an enormous amount of hot pockets. When I sat one out for his lunch he said "I'm tired of those- think I'll make a sandwich". Damn, gonna have to make a sidewalk with that freezer full of hot pockets.

[@ByGraceThruFaith8453]

A sidewalk! So funny!

[@DeathBYDesign666]

That sidewalk would last forever because I don't think the human body is capable of breaking them down. A hundred years from now that sidewalk will still look like new, because even the weeds that grow between the cracks would be like no thanks.

[@GeminieCricket]

Smiling now as we go to sleep. 🎵🎶🎵 Hot Pockets ! 🎵🎶🎵 Sweet way to end this somber Memorial Day. Thank you.

[@theresasalcedo4673]

Already subscribed. If I ever see Jim I'll say hi Jim....promise!😅

[@iGIVEH2OPE]

Next time I see Jim I’ll say: “Hi Jim! Wanna see my hot pocket?” 🤭🤣

[@kathleenirish]

Then whisper that Jim audience-thought voice "hot pocket"

[@jimb2416]

I've been working in a grocery store most of my life in Canada. I remember we sold Hot Pockets many years ago. Thank you for making the world laugh during this pandemic! You're so funny. I watch your videos on my breaks at work. 😄😅🤣

[@colemccabe5963]

Oh my gosh - this was soooo hilarious! I'm sure you hear this all the time, but you are definitely the funniest comic I have heard...love your jokes and humor. So many real things made funny - stuff we all think, but don't say! Thank you for doing what you do!! :)

[@bethholt2743]

My favorite comedian EVER! So relatable and hysterical!!

[@markrush5013]

one of the funniest bits of all time!

[@tomlemole4164]

Mr. Gaffigan. I've been a fan for many moons. I always enjoy getting insights into the "craft of comedy" and how bits can grow and evolve over the years. As a general fan of "reasonable person vs absurd person" bits, you always seem deliver "home runs", in that genre. If I ever see you, I'd definite yell: "Hey Jim, keep up the great work!". Even celebrities need validation, right? On that note: "Hey look at that globe" gave me an extra chuckle. Be well!

[@judahdavis5212]

Today is my birthday and I must say, this is the best birthday present I could get.

[@jimgaffigan]

Happy Birthday

[@Monica---]

Happy Birthday!

[@alvarorey9308]

Happy Birthday.

[@atgb143]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 🎂🎉

[@vasantos-re4hb]

Jim, your style of delivery and inner monologue is what sells this joke. One of the best jokes of all time.

[@Lush85]

I remember watching Beyond the Pale when it came out and I first heard the hot pocket joke. I laughed my ass off. I'm proud to say I haven't ate a hot pocket in many many years haha.

[@bryanchuchta361]

You can see in the first and second clip how not only have you got better at on stage work and more comfortable, but you have really defined your comedy. Like the singsong addition the higher voiced crowd person voice you add a lot. And also adding onto the joke itself. Super awesome to see how you have developed. Over a big handful years. Love it.

[@riffrocker7401]

Finding new footage of this guy is like finding a thousand dollars!

[@amberslilrose3954]

My favorite comedian, by far. His jokes never get old.

[@screwball1010]

Your hot pockets jokes make me gut bust laugh every single time I hear them.

[@peternelson8491]

I will forever hear "hot pockets" in your voice. Love it man.

[@monkigunmkiiflash3110]

How much are them Hot Pocket guys payin' you there Jimmy? I bet youz gettin' Hot Pockets for life Mr. Hot Pocket bigshot! .... I subbed.

[@rachelballard9443]

So thankful we are getting Gaffigan during this crazy time!!! Really dig the Gaffigan head in a sea of hot pockets...

[@brodyharris7631]

This is what the internet was made for

[@mlturner2a]

Thank you for all the years of entertainment. My family loves your comedy. Miss your tv show, that was great.

[@richardclark9670]

Did the Pepto people outbid the Metamucil people for your endorsement in that joke?

[@carolyntalbot947]

I'm glad he edited it, Metamucil isn't quite right. Isn't it for adding fiber? Pepto, though--that's the medicine of regret and self-loathing. Lol.

[@juliannelee7011]

Love you, Jim. Hot Pockets is one of your many accomplishments of your career! Thank you for making me laugh with all you do!!!

[@alanamarie7114]

Me walking past hot pockets at Walmart: "Hey they have hot pockets!" *whispers in Jim Gaffigan* Looks back to childhood of the ramen noodles, Funyuns, and lunchables I use to eat. Me walking away: "Nah!" NOTE: I'm also from the midwest. Ohio has nothing either but we are the shirt pocket of America 😐🙁

[@Evilkitty64]

@11:52, SWEET 😁👍🏼

[@DeathBYDesign666]

Yeah a good description of Ohio for sure lol. I'm in Fort Wayne IN myself so you know I know what you mean. I'm in the nowhere that's halfway to everywhere.

[@alanamarie7114]

@@DeathBYDesign666 at least you have a P.F. Changs!! Lol

[@samulesonfizzil6167]

I enjoy supporting good, honest, people like Jim....Keep it up brother

[@svenpoletka5236]

That woman playing your wife is boiling lava hot!

[@SC-gp7kt]

Love all your uploads over the shutdowns....thank you 💜💜💜

[@hannahbush9354]

(And I'm already subscribed ;))

[@jimgaffigan]

Thanks

[@walterhenderson5493]

That's the silver lining to quarantine.The quality comedy specials that are going to come out of all this writing time,Jim Gaffigan,Bill Burr,Dave Chappelle,I can't wait to see it.

[@TheMattsterling]

"Good morning! You're about to call in sick" gets me every time. Surprised you didn't use this material on the Pope:)

[@daveretash9153]

Thank you for making this pandemic a little less stressful. You and your family are the best.

[@alienonion4636]

Hey Jim, it's pizza puffs for me,,, at home, from the gas station, I don't care. My roommate likes the hotpockets and suffers every time. Stay healthy.

[@meemmahn2856]

I saw one of his shows in person and got to hear the hot pocket joke live. best day of my life.

[@johnjamesleahy4065]

Crispy tender flaky crust !

[@montyburnham7704]

Jim you're the only comedian for me. I hope you're doing great in these times. Also, do another special

[@rapscallion3506]

I had a Hot Pocket a few weeks ago... Never again, my friend... The rest of the box is going on eBay...

[@r.minnis9722]

🤣wtf?

[@tanishamatthews7816]

"Did i eat it or rub it on my FACE!!??" 😂

[@_BLACKSTAR_]

Take the hot pocket directly out of the freezer, throw it in the deep fryer for a few minutes, serve with a dollop of sour cream drizzled with ketchup & seasoned with Himalayan sea salt & fresh ground black pepper.

[@GeoffsSousChef]

instant death

[@badlandskid]

Sounds like Taco Bell.

[@fayeking75]

Do i match it with red or white wine?

[@kilgoretrout321]

You forgot step 1: please complete your last will and testament

[@Mary_O]

and bury it in the ground.

[@jessicab6305]

I love that you’re uploading these complications. I wish more comedians would do this. We the comedy fans love it and you the comedian get to make more money on your body of work. Win win!