I'm a born again Christian by conviction and knowledge and I'm not ignorant so help me God in Jesus name Amen 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 by Steve Irungu Jermaine
@faithkarimi44787 жыл бұрын
you guys never disappoint. any time you are a duo magic happens
@alexmathenge52217 жыл бұрын
it is very true what Jalango is talking about. I cant never take my tithe in church za siku izi, i don't go to church either. God cannot reside in church za siku izi
@chrisci2616 жыл бұрын
i left that some years ago ...i just believe in God ..and that is all...
@joshuaokemwa91516 жыл бұрын
man their is one true church in world and christ is the head of the church keep searching dont give excuses to neglects simple biblical requirement of gathering with your brothers and sisters. its compulsory to return tithe to church if your dont God considers you a thief of resources he has entitled to you. A true church does not contradict any bible truth. good luck
@johnongolla60425 жыл бұрын
Bible imesema God hapatikani church
@victoramoke60037 жыл бұрын
Yesu atoke south korea akifika luhya amekuwa Elijah that has just my afternoon
@j.wkamae69366 жыл бұрын
That's why I stopped going to church,though I still believe in God!!
@carolekiptum51666 жыл бұрын
Lord have mercy. You 2 are the best.
@manzourebrahimdenizoglu38507 жыл бұрын
I'm a Muslim and this is what most of my Christian friends tell me.Yaani Church ni kuibiwa tu.
@davludi26127 жыл бұрын
My first time going to JCC That is what I encountered sikurudi huko tena and that was ten years ago.
@victoramoke60037 жыл бұрын
Jalango you bangi wewe hutumia heeee high class
@maryfraciah5907 жыл бұрын
That's very true Jalas churches zimekuwa ni wizi
@antonykiiru48086 жыл бұрын
Kabla Yesu afike kwa mboch amegeuka Elijah....Hilarious Good Job Guys
@sashamonique94387 жыл бұрын
Jeff and jalas this is fire...good work
@annemwaura87916 жыл бұрын
Love you two..you always make my day😂😂
@catherinenjogu1367 жыл бұрын
You guys never fail to make me laugh....ati unaswipe sadaka???
@ericwauyo36596 жыл бұрын
Jalang'o Tithing is all about giving a tenth of whatever one earns...not neccessary end month..it can even be daily depending on you.
@joshuajr65485 жыл бұрын
Jalas unconsciously uses the phrase "you know what"... it always comes out well
@kiamaz2547 жыл бұрын
There are many offerings in the Bible..esp in the Old Testament that God required his followers to give! Some of those like burnt offerings for atonement or peace offerings were done away with the finished work of the cross as Jesus Blood atoned for our sins n made us peace with God! But as a Christian there are some that are commanded we still observe eg thanksgiving offerings, first fruits, tithes .. n any other FREEWILL offerings as an expression of our love to God!! Now in our past we probably have only one offering because maybe we were poor or were not taught on subject of giving. Modern church just like ur home has many needs .. billls mortgages salaries etc... just like you go to a restaurant n u don’t eat n just leave .. in church u are fed spiritually, the pastor probably spent days preparing that sermon, that word., he does not work n has a family to support n the like. Church is the only place that people want to sit in Comfy seats, AC , enjoy a great choir .. be spiritually fed n just leave!! U pay thousands in clubs.. in hotels n things that don’t even matter but inakuwasha tu give??? Abt envelopes.... some ignorant beef jalas fr real!! Anyway
@puritydaudi97526 жыл бұрын
kiamaz254 We are no longer under the law bt under the Grace. ..paying tithe is not recommended after Jesus said "it's finished"...the doctrine of tithing and giving all this offerings is a false doctrine period!!!!
@samueljuma225 жыл бұрын
Jalango is my favorite
@KIM-xl6zs5 жыл бұрын
True don't give the thieves in dog collars your hard earned monies if u feel they are only after it
@shubharao595 жыл бұрын
Jalalango love you from India. Wish I understood Swahili
@puritydaudi97526 жыл бұрын
Those who preach the doctrine of tithing, sowing seeds etc.....that's a false doctrine. .Those laws were to be observed by the Israelites those days bt after Christ Jesus came He paid it all at the cross. So we are no longer under the law bt we are under the Grace. ..wake up people! !!!!!!
@sheilaalosa37497 жыл бұрын
I love u guys...
@kiamaz2547 жыл бұрын
Man the ignorance in this one video makes my head ache!! Like for real??? 😩 Yani wafrika we have a long way to go!!
@judykariuki18527 жыл бұрын
Jalas you'll kill me one day...you always made my day
@margaretmulinge84197 жыл бұрын
aki Jeff hw can you seal empty envelope.
@mosesatelah67267 жыл бұрын
I can only sweep church compound but swiping no no no.
@tsumadan91987 жыл бұрын
Soon we be swiping in Church
@sir-mocho61186 жыл бұрын
There is no way you can be humble with swiping.....true
@atosifelix37656 жыл бұрын
The solution is very very simple. If you are blessed with a lot of cash and you feel philanthropic please support a specific project by buying actual items for example if the church you go to maybe plan to visit a prison or an orphanage buy them items. Nunua sabuni, tissue, nguo, viatu alafu wapee wapeleke but kama ni kupeana cash mob NO AM NOT FOR THAT
@pepe2000ful4 жыл бұрын
Come and visit these American mega churches. They even have ATM’s
@johnjimngugi60537 жыл бұрын
In that church,theres no room for poor in heart
@dennisachochi7394 жыл бұрын
Ati Sema masin😆😃😃
@mwalimuodhiambo13645 жыл бұрын
That is true #Jeff and Jalas
@hildaambasa25277 жыл бұрын
Baba Jamal aki 😂😂😂😂 Odi woii 😂😂😂😂
@akinyibittner6 жыл бұрын
Churches scare as well as 1st birthday of a kid...very expe. you can't give 500 only..but the problem is there are such birthdays every 2nd week..
@ounaogot7 жыл бұрын
They have taken the word of God and sold it for at a measly price
@akinyiokeyo46187 жыл бұрын
Jeff umeharibika....
@shirowapk7 жыл бұрын
Awesome
@caitlinluvaka41606 жыл бұрын
I've got nothing against churches but it's nolonger what it used to be. Churches have become business enterprises. It infuriates me when criminals hide behind the church. You catch someone red handed doing crime then he tells you that God is in control. See what Kenyan leaders are doing: offering stolen/looted money to church and the church approves that. I have stopped going to church. I set aside enough quiet time with my God. As for offerings, I give food and mecine directly to the needy.
@kennedypome11676 жыл бұрын
haaahaa, I die, aky Jeff+jalas=joy/happiness woi, eti unapeana 50/ unechukua 100/ as balance , wololooooo
@deearacemarg4506 жыл бұрын
Guys you are killing me.....yet it is true !Korean pastor 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😅
@millionaireanne6 жыл бұрын
If you swipe in a restaurant,bar,salon,why not in Church? I don't see anything wrong with that.
@Mr.George.N7 жыл бұрын
Naked Truth...😀😀Us we swipe..
@MutuaLoyd7 жыл бұрын
wawawawawawa, hii kali
@mondetdennis99297 жыл бұрын
@Jalas I need that shirt as soon as possible
@littleangelslearn93327 жыл бұрын
Hahahahababa...jalas eti i have forgoten my korean!!!!!
@joshuaokengo99497 жыл бұрын
Surely how can you swipe Sadaka
@adrianbrian6346 жыл бұрын
Jalas it's very true
@olooesther45747 жыл бұрын
Jeff mungu anakuona 😂😂😂😂
@davidkidi85996 жыл бұрын
I agree with Jeff... Seal an empty envelope and hand it over..hehe
@adamsdukeofthomsonfalls29236 жыл бұрын
South korean is simmilar with kamba. Anyeongkhaseyo and Wimuseo sounds the same.
@reginanaliaka2256 жыл бұрын
True Jalas
@olooesther45747 жыл бұрын
It's true harambe ya vijana,ya Sunday school gai
@edutiparro3327 жыл бұрын
Hahaha that is what happens when a catho goes wrong route. It is just that jalango you went to someones personal church...a property. Find your way home jalas. Utapata blood pressure. Rudi nyumbani. Misa misses you.
@muslimassociationnakuru9907 жыл бұрын
Edu Tiparro ....all Christianity is a fraud.... Vatican is the worst
@jasminlwande8116 жыл бұрын
Jalas am from Tz I like you are swahili.
@joshuaokemwa91516 жыл бұрын
vatican contradicts the bible, so its worse
@Tamarrind977 жыл бұрын
Common Jalas! go with the times. There is no issue with swiping sadaka. Most of the churches huku nje, people just send in their donations via their cards. Not everyone walks around with cash. It is not a sin to give your sadaka or tithe with your card.
@leonardoochieng51356 жыл бұрын
Ati kama mutura...this one killed me
@June-tu1wb6 жыл бұрын
Leonard Ochieng' so funny
@thomasmachuma92717 жыл бұрын
nowadays church is business,eti i just swiped,God forgive us
@streetscholar22766 жыл бұрын
What is sadaka?
@samsonamakusi69314 жыл бұрын
kindly make a cartoon for tha stealing an envelop part
@margaretmulinge84197 жыл бұрын
jalas hio ni kanisa gani iko na banks agents.hahaha
@ms.t19186 жыл бұрын
Nowadays it's better you pray in your house and bless your neighbour with that offering or tithe if they have a problem (ask God who to give) than to connect yourself with altars of satanism and get your life in a muddy parlabulated migunaish confused fogotharic bakwad way.
@omwamiyohana4503 жыл бұрын
Migunaish?
@franklinekiptoo71477 жыл бұрын
Mimi church ya Nairobi siendi! Hio ni kuinua biashara ya mtu Kanisa ni hadi nifike ocha
@reaganouma40776 жыл бұрын
Me too
@joymaureen437 жыл бұрын
Heheh what happened to churches?
@KimbaloEt-Ohms5 жыл бұрын
hii ya bahasha bado naitafuta kwa bible.......
@lilianadhiambo76917 жыл бұрын
"ati amegeuka Elijah 😂😂😂😂" I just died...
@kronolog26 жыл бұрын
Am also dying right now
@atwenga5 жыл бұрын
I just laughed out loud, in a quiet place...
@hildaambasa25277 жыл бұрын
Kanisa huku penye niko church imejaa tu Nigerians, south Africans, Congolese , Italians, Swedish,French, I think am the only Kenyan kwa hiyo church 😂😂
@sirengobrian44056 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@sherrykeya73707 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂#Jalas kwani househelps wajui kiswahili...ebu kujeni huku kwa warabu mtu ni mgeni siku ya kwanza unaongeleshwa kwarabu nkt warabu tu
@GetrudeOrodo7 жыл бұрын
I'm done. Manmin what???????
@itscrow32726 жыл бұрын
I was in chach jana!! 😂😂😂
@nzisakasau82347 жыл бұрын
Aki u guys😂😂😂😂😉😂
@lydiaomito32537 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂translated service requires too much attention that's why l prefer Ack English /kiswahili services are done separately
@okothmcokothja-ragen61727 жыл бұрын
Fifty na change ya thao...
@rodahnyatera59647 жыл бұрын
😍😍
@kinghk57347 жыл бұрын
Churches have become a reap off. I stopped going to church
@ericwauyo36596 жыл бұрын
remember you are the church yourself not all church goers have Christ in them ..n also recall having fellowship matters alot..He says in His presence theres fullness of joy...where two or three are gathered theres fullness of joy..jamaa enda kanisaa
@kinghk57346 жыл бұрын
+eric wauyo thank you
@juoanjuo7 жыл бұрын
Kanisa zimegeuka biashara
@lilianadhiambo76917 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 I swipe my sadaka ....
@machismo.n.victor57047 жыл бұрын
lilian adhiambo this could be woow
@sherrykeya73707 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂aki nyinyi tu..... church za sikuhizi ni biashara tu
@chrisci2616 жыл бұрын
Jalas also talke of the twerking in church ... Most churches are just teaching our kids on how to twerk
@e.crabtree43136 жыл бұрын
@Smartwriter: You are backing up the wrong tree! Haven't you seen Jalas twerking and interviewing women who twerk in public, parading even their children they've taught and encouraged to twerk in public? How would he speak against what he practices and gives audience to? That's a weird dichotomy.
@chrisci2616 жыл бұрын
Ellen Crabtree get my comment clear., I never said jalas teach them .i said most churches are just teaching kids on how to twerk... The churches have abandoned their role in society completely..... They just buy music system for dancing... Followed by short Bible session and offerings
@e.crabtree43136 жыл бұрын
Ok, my apologies if I misunderstood your position. Your opening line: "Jalas also talke of the twerking in church." Jalas is complaining about one concern and yet he encourages and participates in another part of what gives Christ a bad rap. One cannot claim to be a follower of Christ and yet dance in clubs -- even in a radion studio. It is an anomaly.
@georgeronald34167 жыл бұрын
Jeff you're crazy...empty envelope 😂😂😂😂😂
@ongeristephen56917 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂 From Korea to luhya
@ezekielnyangau94367 жыл бұрын
Hahaha that's true boss
@kibezangalewa6 жыл бұрын
Omg...this is too funny
@christinenyakeyo92957 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂jalang'o u made me smile always hahaha ....but its true
@jeremaihmusee61976 жыл бұрын
I don't agree with you jalas, what's wrong with paying tilth through pay bill
@rasohatsavani45037 жыл бұрын
. Tunatoka analog tunaenda digital eish . Ona hawa . # ignorance is a bliss. # what about those ppl who shop incards all thru in that we never hold cash often na sunday imefika ? Tusitoe? 🤨🤨open yours eyes . We are growing up . You expect to compete the likes of UK / third worldcountries when you still in analog things? Acheni kuturudisha nyuma . (Am not a pastor but why would a person complain about sadaka ? Toa ama uwache . I dont think they hold guns in there. )though i understand two offering sessions is thuggery. 🙇🏻♀️
@jaredwere81967 жыл бұрын
jalas yawa eeinono kristo nooo
@lucywaka66497 жыл бұрын
Jalas
@aznathoyugi65256 жыл бұрын
Corruption in churches
@oumawilly2188 Жыл бұрын
SDA
@macreenowino14266 жыл бұрын
Masin😂😂😂😂
@Martin_Karia7 жыл бұрын
Sema machine. Just go to Catholic
@polerkat71826 жыл бұрын
Jeff you're being very naughty, God sees what's is being in darkness, tpu cant hide from God!!!
@Kaniko_John7 жыл бұрын
which church is that,thats not a wright church,stay away from it,look for a Bible teaching church some were,
@kiamaz2547 жыл бұрын
... one of those ... ohhh.. Jeff Malizia.. cults!😅😂