How Asian Parents FLEX Their Childhood

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[@StevenHe]

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[@Raeedboi]

I got the first like and reply on this comment

[@MyChildIsAoi]

How is this comment three days ago if this video is starting right now??

[@hihihellohello27]

Idk

[@flameburner3013]

Great vid

[@Raeedboi]

@@MyChildIsAoi yea idk is stevan from future or somthing

[@luisvalenzuela9967]

One day Steven could tell his kids "I had to make money by pretending to be your grandfather complaining about how hard it was to get to school"

[@StevenHe]

hahah and people actually watched it

[@ejw8699]

Now it’s your turn to take on the mantel my children

[@Hsiss]

@@StevenHe Back in my days views wasnt invented yet - we counted "+1".

[@thespeedcubers1073]

ldosflsadlfads@@StevenHe

[@HennryHammerhead]

Bold of you to assume hes having kids.

[@emperorwisel4842]

"You are literally describing child labor." "Ah, no. We never got paid." I love this man.

[@StevenHe]

LOW KEY TRUE THOUGH

[@StevenHe]

the amount of work I did for parents and uncles was WILD

[@sstanford1331]

​@@StevenHeGetting flashbacks😂

[@MonkeyJedi99]

Who knew it was THAT EASY to avoid child labor laws!!!

[@degenaura5648]

If you dont obey you get the spanking

[@suhaanahmed571]

Steven's dad being a grown man in a suit coat running around a playground must have been a hilarious sight for passer-bys. Although, they must have been shocked by how we walked both ways up the slides.

[@joerelish2789]

He walked uphill both ways 💀

[@CozmoTeaches]

Imagine taking a peaceful walk in the evening, and then seeing Steven rolling over benches, and sliding down the playground

[@shaneedghill]

Imagine Steven's dad parkouring at your local playground 🤣

[@hidude9919]

What a pro. He should join storror lol

[@StevenHe]

Yeah at first I did that, then we were swarmed by about 50 kids, to the point where I couldn't actually film. So I canceled it, and went out to film another day

[@Coolgirlmadam]

In pants that look like underwear lol

[@Mrtophat2]

Lmao

[@gerardroll6468]

He would show all the so-called “experts” how it SHOULD be done 😁👌

[@reiteration6273]

"You have PE, we had RF: rice farming." That one really cracked me up. 🤣🤣🤣

[@StevenHe]

low key underrated activity

[@nomad82912]

As someone who always got A+ in PE, I'd probably fail RF because I'm a city kid. It's sad because both sets of grandparents owned paddy fields.

[@SamuraiSx19]

never late to try it out thou x)@@nomad82912

[@lupilia.official]

My dad literally had that 😭

[@pierrotzzz]

You have fitness; we have food. Who smarter?

[@HyperX755]

2:32 this is literally just me as a kid

[@SritanishqLammatha]

Even though Steven's dad parkouring, his other foot was doing business... A huge respect towards Steven's dad 🫡

[@Zrobb]

Stevens dad is so humble that he didn't tell us that he on a strike to not wear pants to cure cancer.

[@StevenHe]

wow....

[@lexilin1101]

@StevenHe ur vids r amazing

[@Tachyon_YT]

@@StevenHe Steven! I created a script for a skit i would like you to try!! (Just Reply to this comment and i will reply with the full script)

[@HTS123RK]

As a Brit it always makes me laugh when Americans say someone isn’t wearing pants. Cus pants in the uk r what u call underwear

[@musicingflowing]

Thought it was the march against panster...

[@mikewrotch7828]

Steven's father is so humble that he didn't even mention he broke the laws of physics to walk uphill both ways to school

[@Superskye928]

Physics was not invented when he was walking uphill both ways to school

[@krisbright3227]

Literally describes climbing a mountain to get to school.

[@besenbesen7081]

@@Superskye928 Yup, no physics class either. You had to find Newton and ask him directly.

[@brisayoder4903]

Steven’s dad has the life experience of a cave man with the confidence and coordination of a 5 year old and I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!!

[@GT-tj1qg]

The full psyching up to jump onto the bench had me rolling. You can see the duality of man in those clips - the ambition and the doubts, all of it. And then he finally makes the jump and lands it. The Hero's Journey right there.

[@TheYodelingViking]

Fun fact: they actually made 3 movies of how a group of friends walked to school back in the day. It was called The Lord Of The Rings. They also made a prequel for another school called The Hobbit.

[@StevenHe]

HAHA Dark souls was my grandpa's walk to school

[@Solo-8676]

Fun fact, another of those got made but never released that was based on Japan. It was called Doom.

[@Daniel_645]

😂

[@Evilriku13]

@@StevenHe So your grandpa was facing the Eclipse from Berserk?

[@raydiiradius]

@@StevenHebro's great grandpa had to click the x on the mobile ad to get to school 💀

[@batsylamancha3845]

I like how from the waist up, Steven's dad looks highly professional, but from the waist down he's just on vacation 100% of the time xD

[@VisionaryForge_]

Steven's dad got to look professional for the Beijing Corn Zoom meetings

[@TheBagwell269]

"You have fitness we have food" why do you have to make me cry like this Stephen! 😂😂😂

[@canliu7191]

00:50 "Too easy 啦" That 啦 was on point.

[@The_Lone_Ronin7]

I will always be convinced that Steven’s dad invented physics 😂

[@StevenHe]

It's ok This kid called Newton copied by homework

[@quallateral]

I homeschool my kids, this will really be what they believe. WATCH.@@StevenHe

[@VivaporuCubano]

He didn’t make it. If he made it, he would have known that he’d be unable to walk 20 miles uphill both ways in 100° weather in the snow using one foot to fight off two lions while the other foot starts a business.

[@The_Lone_Ronin7]

@@VivaporuCubano as its creator, he can defy it if he wants to😂

[@MDLuffy1234YT]

​@@The_Lone_Ronin7 it wouldn't be defying tho, he'd just be disabling it thru admin commands.

[@lazygenius2199]

As a person who watched Steven even before his famous EMOTIONAL DAMAGE meme, I am extremely happy that the quality of his videos and dialogues have been constantly increasing..... Success well deserved

[@StevenHe]

I appreciate that so much. Thanks for being a part of this channel for so long

[@ejw8699]

SAME

[@gaffer2602]

​@@StevenHeI'm surprised I never came across your channel before Emotional damage seeing as I live in Ireland and watched so many KZbinrs from Ireland

[@skyrotechnics3245]

4:45 as an asian, I am 90 percent sure he's from Guangdong (there's a cantonese accent)

[@NotOrdinary7]

"Buying water from fish because it was 10% off" 😂😂PURE GOLD

[@IkeyDkey]

The sheer grit and tenacity never ceases to amaze. It must have been hard going to school 10 days a week.

[@StevenHe]

hahaha

[@HuffyPup]

The fact a grown man is on a playground is hilarious! Hopefully there's a part 3 of this!

[@StevenHe]

BRO I went out to a park to film this, swarmed by about 50 kids. Canceled the shoot and went another day

[@andrewk3422]

​I bet they thought you ran a playground for failures

[@gaffer2602]

​@@StevenHeschool starts back soon, so it wouldn't be as bad

[@induyang6492]

又一个不换肩的😂 0:15

[@BHB9980]

我也发现了，这是可以说的吗😊

[@ThePotatoGaming101]

I'd love to see a survival reality show called "getting to school" and see Stevens dad absolutely boss the whole thing

[@knog.401]

Now we gonna walk to school 3 ways up the hill

[@staticplays1871]

Nah we had to walk across the world to get to school and tell the class what we learned from our casual walk.

[@Angel_Playz]

Sucks to be you, I only walk uphill BOTH ways :)

[@StevenHe]

All 3 ways. Every trip

[@knog.401]

@@StevenHe then they invented the physics and I couldn't walk up the hill all 3 ways

[@MonkeyJedi99]

FOURTH YORKSHIREMAN: Right. I had to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night half an hour before I went to bed, drink a cup of sulphuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work, and when we got home, our Dad and our mother would kill us and dance about on our graves singing Hallelujah. FIRST YORKSHIREMAN: And you try and tell the young people of today that ... they won't believe you. ALL: They won't! - Monty Python's Four Yorkshiremen skit is hilarious!

[@guyostfeld3993]

I like how Steven's dad is always wearing shorts like a little kid. There are always huge contradictions between what Steven's dad says and reality like "to get to school I had to master parkour" while he can barely jump on a low banch, so the short pants for an adult fits him so well. I just can't get enough of this character

[@cosmicbrambleclawv2]

Of course he had to master it, he invented it 😂

[@lescolingaming]

At this point I just want to see steven's dad's dad listen to his lies and call him a failure. Just to see him be humbled for once.

[@amansson2151]

1:36 i believe a fishes water would be much more expensive then a big companies but its all worth for that 10% deal

[@susanabaleilololo2935]

It’s the “full marks on every exam .. twice” for me 😂

[@StevenHe]

Just me?

[@versa5785]

0:56 I expected him to answer to that with: "I counted".

[@drakeisadeadmeme]

Now we need Stevens grand pa talking about his journey and shaming Stevens dad

[@cameronrobinson3933]

Man I cannot believe you pulled off the bench move my heart was pounding!

[@quallateral]

Single-handedly destroying failure and Asian stereotypes. Steven's dad is a role model for us all.

[@StevenHe]

Failures together STRONG

[@MyChildIsAoi]

This is so accurate! My mom and dad tell me this every time I complain!

[@StevenHe]

wow mine too... They must have been friends

[@Angel_Playz]

I agree 😔

[@letteredbyzita]

😂

[@Taupea5]

​@@StevenHe so that explains why I saw your dad swimming across the Atlantic Ocean

[@MonkeyJedi99]

@@Taupea5 The long way, from north to south!

[@canliu7191]

My mom used to tell me she had to run through the entire town to get to school.(She actually got 1st place in running in her school after this much practice lol). After showing her this video she told me there were mountains on her way also. Not sure how that works.😂

[@StevenHe]

This is practically a parent tutorial

[@canliu7191]

@@StevenHeWow thanks for replying＜3 You are one of my fav youtubers, ty for bringing us so much joy😊

[@SryBut]

1:24 This explains SO much of his father behaivior.

[@randomengine5300]

"We never got paid" [ 3:28 ]

[@amansson2151]

I believe that's a thing called 'work experience', very fun.

[@nugget.alyssa]

"No, it's *kill* two birds with one stone." "...why would you do that" This has me cracking up 🤣

[@shuburneythielman66]

4:50 I felt that🤣😭😭

[@ShrinaathRecords]

I love when he said “it’s parkouring time” and parkoured all over the place

[@Thechrisbarnett]

😂😂😂 this is fire bro

[@shaneedghill]

Steven's dad must have had a rough time studying under the light of a McDonald's 🍔

[@StevenHe]

actual Facts. Expecially because the mcdonalds didn't exist

[@Angel_Playz]

@@StevenHe So sad 😔

[@user-yb1wt2mq8c]

@@StevenHe which made it so much harder :D

[@verentyee5413]

Steven's Dad: We studied until 2:00 am. You are reminding me of my college and pharmacy school days! So much studying, little social life, haiyaa!😂😂😂

[@peterjp4]

Wow, the stick in the shape of a hand-gun just brought back a flood of childhood memories. I don't think my children have ever even picked up a stick for play.

[@TemperedMedia]

We could all use BetterHelp after the emotional damage Steven's dad has put us through all these years. 😏

[@StevenHe]

HAHAHAH I'm sending this comment to them

[@TemperedMedia]

I may not win the lottery but I feel like I won today

[@VisionaryForge_]

@@TemperedMedia frrrrr

[@sliksta111]

When that move just made you die inside but you still gotta impress your friends 0:41

[@AshwinSelvakumar]

When Steven's dad was in school, the class didn't end when the bell rang. It ended when the lion came back to it's cave after hunting

[@markm.3285]

Imagine taking Mandarin lessons form Steven's dad :)

[@potato1674]

Honestly I have huge respect for Steven for being able to consistently publish hilariously funny videos Can't wait for more of your content! I hope ya have a nice day!

[@StevenHe]

Patato! Thanks for making the premiere!

[@potato1674]

@@StevenHe Glad to have been there! ^-^

[@letteredbyzita]

🔥

[@Guineaster]

The delivery is perfect, even on the recycled jokes; nothing gets old😂

[@talha7647]

The neighbors kid being the NPC is just too damn accurate

[@avishbangia2693]

Congratulations to Steven ‘s Father, for carrying the channel to 10 Million Subs in just over 2 years.

[@CozmoTeaches]

"we used to study in McDonald's" - Steven's dad "McDonald's wasn't in Asia yet" - Steven

[@dippypig]

Asian parents played dark souls irl as a side quest on their way to school 💀💀

[@StevenHe]

Dark souls was based off my dad's walk to school

[@bc2.021]

“Birds weren’t invented yet so we had to carve them into rocks” That will go over so many heads

[@sick_gaming3929]

"You are literally describing child labor." "Ah, no. We never got paid." Absoulte Gem, One of the best comedians out there.

[@purv3y0r]

During his school days, Steven's dad invented the golden rule of software development, " That's not a bug, it's a feature" lmao😅😅

[@gerardroll6468]

Who needs to stress about shopping for loved ones for expensive gifts when Steven’s “professional Asian dad” can & will convince you how better off you’ll be following his advice on the RIGHT items to buy 👍😁. Great video Steven… As always. Best wishes always mate… From Australia 🇦🇺✌️😎🇦🇺

[@StevenHe]

Thank you! I filmed this one back home In Ireland

[@gerardroll6468]

@@StevenHe… I hope you didn’t have to “walk uphill for 20 miles… BOTH ways & fight 2 lions leh” ✋️😂👍

[@paolagrando5079]

@@StevenHe ah, I knew that those terraced houses were from this side of the pond!

[@Minetheground]

​@@StevenHewait really, limerick, im guessing

[@quiksilver0000]

Like buying Beijing Corn?

[@halpee7690]

2:26 I can relate to this so much

[@Astrosk1er]

POV: you are a human child who lives on planet earth

[@Lovesvomit]

十里山路不换肩😂

[@zackzimmer7167]

Ever since physics has been invented, he can no longer show us walking up hill both ways at the same time.

[@nagster913]

Just my friends and I’s childhood. 2:40

[@CaioCesarP.Aguiar]

3:25 Steven : "You're literally describing child labor" Steven's Dad "Oh we never get paid" Bruh 💀

[@Kitsunex660]

POV: You're having a bad day so you decide to watch some Steven He to cheer you up

[@StevenHe]

Ayyyyy welcome❤

[@mayankgamer6815]

Other dad: I was good at parkour Stevens dad : I created parkour

[@boban250]

One thing about these videos, you can never be too sure if it's a blooper or intentional acting :D

[@StevenHe]

bro that slide almost sent me to the shadow realm

[@LiveFreeOrDieDH]

"a blooper or intentional acting" Yes.

[@atodaso1668]

Sounds like my childhood, my kid is going to hear all of this.

[@StevenHe]

HAHAHA yup we all faught the same lions

[@MilesWindu]

"That's not a bug, that's a feature" 😂😂😂

[@Cdubbz12]

I find the funniest part of this video is the fact that he’s been doing parkour in SHORTS while wearing the vest for a full suit 🤣🤣🤣

[@totallyzeus7072]

You're walking to your playground and see a crazy dad doing parkour on the swingset.

[@StevenHe]

yup that happened

[@shaneedghill]

Steven's dad should petition to the College Board to teach AP Rice Farming 🍚

[@StevenHe]

Underrated

[@ngarukev1277]

Adding maize stems on top of each other was the sniper gun of my times😅

[@siracccha]

Steven's dad with a hyper realistic gun with a ✨BRANCH✨ is all our level to relate and be yeeted to childhood not even with being whooped by this branch

[@StevenHe]

pew pew pew pew

[@BrooksMoses]

@@StevenHe : Unless you were aiming at a metal can, then it was "ptang ptang ptang ptang"!

[@basedokadaizo]

weirdly, the toys Steven's dad played with growing up were the same ones i played with as a kid from the mountains. but he's the CEO of Beijing Corn and i'm just stoopid

[@StevenHe]

Failures together strong

[@cjrebirth]

😂😂😂 "You find a stick the shape of a handgun. You a 007."

[@page404_found]

3:04 no it’s a bug in the game😂😂😂

[@MissesWitch]

it's wholesome your mum recorded you playing at the park

[@StevenHe]

yes she actually did. HAHA

[@newdonktimes2034]

Steven’s dad “If you found a stick like a gun… you were 007.” I still do that

[@StevenHe]

hahah

[@Alecadabramaize]

the "I invented parkour" 😭🤣🤣I love what you do Steven

[@jeanpark286]

I’m one of those Asian patients who are raising kids in Texas and I swear everything he just said is TRUE. 🤣🤣🤣

[@thatstupidmango]

I imagine Stevens father to do sideways parkour on trees and completely disobey logic, then just say, i learnt this from looking at grass when i was 9

[@StevenHe]

looking at grass hahah

[@Jonas-22]

1:46 Why do I connect with this move on such a deep level

[@Dan_the_dan_man]

Absolute comedy genius. Every syllable out of this man's mouth is pure gold

[@John.Doe.A.D33R]

Steven’s dad has been parkour’ing too much, he has a decent built leg muscle 😮

[@the555timer]

"I used to walk 50000" "How would you know?" I counted it

[@lindalibinbin1]

My daily dose of Steven He keeps getting better and better, keep up the great work!😄

[@StevenHe]

YES! That's all the validation I need. Will work 2x harder now

[@intellegentpeoplehere]

My friend: How does Steven's dad has such nice parkour skills? Me: He just went to school lol 😂

[@kanaotsuyuriofficialchan]

"I invented parkour" His dad "No I did"

[@megan_l_yt]

The park bench is this video’s boss enemy 😂

[@StevenHe]

top 10 anime villains

[@verentyee5413]

Riiiggghhht, which makes the railing ("building") one of the boss's underlings.😂

[@megan_l_yt]

@@verentyee5413 HAHA yeah 😂 and the slide is the underappreciated one

[@verentyee5413]

@@megan_l_yt Oh yeah, let's not forget the slide either!😆😅

[@tH3_b0pL3r]

As someone who came to the US without speaking a word of English 7.5 years ago, I can relate to Steven. Though I never had social anxiety, I never was/is an extrovert. Thank you Steven for creating the relatable comedic relief that is your channel!

[@simoneperry5265]

I can't believe you actually managed to capture a whole 5 minutes of footage without laughing hysterically....I couldn't do it 😂

[@thebackdiamond5495]

2:05 The green bean soup is the best, every time i go to china during the summer it is a must drink!

[@Left4Coragem]

Steven's dad is only using 1% of his power to parkour over those child sized barriers. :P

[@Xzw557blown_up]

1:09 Steven’s Asian grandpa confirmed

[@CozmoTeaches]

"Back in his day, birds weren't invented yet" 😂

[@wakingtheworld]

"We had to catch a bird to borrow a feather" - killing me. How d'you come up with these lines? Who needs 'Better Help' when we have you, Steven? 🤣

[@sivx17]

'Back in his day, birds werent invented yet' Lol thats some next level backstory.

[@djnone8137]

how steven explains to his father why police detained a suspect acting suspicious in a playground while receiving emotional damage because he already knows it was his son detained

[@StevenHe]

don't show this video to my dad

[@avogadrojerson7783]

steve: "child labour " also steve : "ohh we never get paid" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Jerry-ir8nd]

2:20 no it’s “get 2 birds stoned at one time” 😂