HOW CAN PEOPLE BE THIS STUPID!!!

[@abdullahmorrison]

Deji doesn't realize that some of these are actually JOKES.

[@jonathanmartner9371]

Fuck your profile picture.

[@cris1008]

your profile picture made me shit my pants

[@wweshowsfree5754]

damn you i thought there was a bug on my computer lol

[@brozgamingtv8457]

No shit...

[@GnewbzProductions]

Like = HANDJOB // Sub me = BLOWJOB // Watch my newest video = SEX

[@NoobPunisherOnline]

Remember guys, if the water isn't hot, it's probably cold

[@gamez4all691]

LMFAO

[@ND-ph8es]

Loooool

[@kerenchristian6447]

Or lukewarm

[@thedoctorofbanterology1796]

Or warm

[@alishacampbell4437]

Dum idiot

[@cmback6237]

am not hating but what has the Lamborghini to do with the video??

[@adamandtheants6655]

its called clickbait (no hate either)

[@kazeMane]

+ACIDZ3R 0 wait,what?

[@regan533]

Nah it's not acc watch people it is him with a hammer next to his car and read the title it's showing like r u that stupid to hammer a car

[@radchadproductions8843]

No it's beacuse this videos bout dumb people so he was pretending to smash his Lamborghini like a dumb person

[@H_Baggott]

Clickbait m8

[@TamashaBera]

Dont even bother JUST DONT!!!! this guy is cool

[@MasonSidzina]

thats it at 100 likes im drinking bleach

[@gtrbarceder1454]

just come inside this room, for 50 likes

[@dmgextra1576]

You mean 105 likes?

[@goteemgaming5387]

+Mark Medrano lol

[@akaMyThought]

lame...

[@DolanDankTv]

You forgot to type Clorox Bleach

[@infinite]

Deji diss track when I hit 35k and 100 likes on this!

[@tangtangs6550]

Lol can't wait

[@kenpopcorn4910]

why is your name enjoy, I thought it was something else. I've been subbed since Jev's roast

[@cycyblackblack9492]

Do u think he should react to ksi's new song friends with benefits on camera

[@CushtardCweamz]

Well damn, better advertise my channel too

[@OmsMods]

Can't wait for ur channel to rip when you get banned for spam

[@moisesmacias8304]

I'm pretty sure all those accounts are marina joyce

[@110_Octane]

who the hell is that. im a car guy sooo...

[@moisesmacias8304]

+Alexes Miranda have you not watched his latest vids

[@Jtom4000]

Leave her alone

[@exclusiveuk455]

+Jtom4000 dumb fuck

[@Leo-bx3nr]

+Jtom4000 Why would we leave the Godess herself alone?

[@TheDreRock]

He said "make the world great again"...

[@matthewbeetham8517]

TheDreRock GUYS DONALD TRUMP HAS GONE UNDERCOVER

[@ThePerfumistt]

Deji congratulations on 7 million subscribers

[@ThePerfumistt]

😊

[@dancingpotato28]

+Kicking Everything I love your channel XD

[@moonfire3141]

+Kicking Everything yea it's awesomene

[@zackknight2714]

+Kicking Everything you earned a subscriber

[@mrdetester]

Congracts

[@1ilbrayaka]

I ask myself the same thing when I watch your videos

[@NavyWavy69]

Chill.

[@tokyo_ghoul640]

What kind of pancakes are you thinking of making?

[@borgar1738]

God damn what a savage

[@milanlakatos6283]

Butthurt :SSS

[@EYEGAIN]

exactlym8

[@johnwack2418]

Welcome to the Deji's restaurant. What can I get for you? Our food menu. - The Deji Burger (Comes in 3 sizes) 1.The Small D Size 2.The Big D Size 3.The Deji Size -The Black Fries -The Nigerian Hotdog -Ksi and Deji Combo -MacDeji Our deserts. - Whoop Ass Ice Cream - The m8 Our drinks. -The D coke (Add $69 and you get the KSI coke Edition) We currently have 2 drinks available. Sorry for the inconvenience cause. Will you place your order now? Please leave a suggestion on how we can improve our menu. Thank you.

[@RobertGoes_est2012]

I'll like the Deji Burger, I'm not too hungry so I'll get the Deji size. With some m8

[@johnwack2418]

+superstarrob27 Sir, the total price will be $420.69. Please pay up. Thank you and have a nice day!

[@mohammeddaher5094]

I'd like to order the whole menu please

[@yarnz8909]

I would like the big D and the D coke please And also a deji burger

[@pdnd3599]

+Niyaz Meah so fucking cringey

[@Dimentio]

Deji, you must stay strong. The world is a dirty dirty place, with people who can't appreciate you, and other people. But you can really SAVE LIVES! I now people who almost killed themselves but... then I really showed them your videos, and it made them feel happy to not be completely stupid! Like those stupid tweets XD Don't quit, because you can save lives :D Stay strong CSG, please stay

[@fillecoolarvidsson]

Comedyshortsgamer more like comedyshorts Get it because he is not playing anymore

[@morganmr6582]

oh nice :D

[@todd890]

Real smooth

[@iceman2Sam]

true

[@fillecoolarvidsson]

h1ppygam3z XD

[@3--.-.-_.--.-.--_.-_--]

It's only shorts

[@user-gw6pv2ry5c]

Anyone else bored as fuck because no one has uploaded a video and there is nothing to do

[@joshuaescobar38]

me

[@m.mt.7565]

so me

[@diego17775]

+joshua escobar same

[@mickystar124]

True my whole summer is watching KZbin and waiting for a party to happen .

[@gunz-agario9337]

Me

[@LifeOfNathan]

His laugh is raucous 😂😂😂

[@LifeOfNathan]

too much

[@rage8659]

And his brothers too

[@totallynotbigaapple5367]

+Nathan Caselton that's my laugh lol

[@dandychiki]

He has the best laugh ever

[@Oat_meal_YT]

for real

[@kieronswrld]

I think half of these are genuine and the other half are sarcasm at its finest 😂😂

[@terellhall7778]

does anyone watch deji more than ksi

[@CrGJraeko]

im subbed to both but i like deji more

[@97JGK]

Yeah I'm subbed to deji but not ksi

[@jamesng.6387]

+Joe Key meh too ☺

[@hussainadel6483]

+Joe Key with you

[@rRaeyon]

I like deji more

[@RodamisCZ]

Why is Lamborghini in the thumbnail anyway????

[@RodamisCZ]

x-plane

[@RodamisCZ]

oops corrected it

[@RodamisCZ]

MrBassboost dont worry

[@connord2074]

To show how dumb it is when to use a hammer around a lambo

[@RubixsGamingHD]

+william fantauzzi or he is showing himself using a hammer on his car which is dumb

[@envynails1346]

ur laugh is infectious cant help but laugh😂😂😂

[@micahvidyasagar5789]

1:20 - 1:24 :D

[@mano5223]

I have a bad haircut today and am trying to forget it

[@stephennorum3210]

Love your laugh man. Funny video

[@Xylohs2015]

Roses are red My name's not Dave This makes no sense Microwave

[@gijsscheffer3555]

gj man :P

[@wibben5633]

Original af

[@Xylohs2015]

+MajestyMajskolv Lol

[@mercyowoade]

haha

[@tinopaskar7819]

copypwste

[@crissace2980]

why cant the u.s play chess? because they're missing two towers

[@noahyeagley255]

Stfu

[@aman3329]

That's sad and funny

[@cardiffmaniac2091]

No just no

[@MexicanPotato4lyfe]

Ur evil

[@youngdirko2938]

Hahahahhahaga

[@kemiadimula2743]

Deji you are one of the best youtubers I have been subscribed to

[@johndye8953]

His laugh was the funniest part

[@lindseymcgowan5964]

his laugh is amazing

[@MM-su4gu]

m8

[@LolLol-cq4bh]

+MelGuy1995 m9

[@oldschoolcodzombies7851]

ik

[@peteonuoha7680]

+Declan McDermott m10

[@MM-su4gu]

m11

[@TylanLeDuff]

How do people drown? Just drink the water..........

[@revenant4203]

MIND BLOWN

[@bernabedominguez7255]

have you tried smelling the water

[@tiinahamalainen3482]

thats why people survive in the water god bless

[@lukeyboybeckett]

That's how fish can survive so long under water

[@llagerz6352]

Is it me or is no one playing Pokemon Go anymore?

[@moldodoo8190]

I think it's you mate.

[@llagerz6352]

Probably????

[@Smerky]

pokemon is dead

[@abdulrehmanjehangir2048]

everyone is playing it

[@kaifally3382]

What is so good about pokèmon go

[@royalm1533]

lol I would laugh if Deji researched all these comments just in case before the video

[@lydiah6857]

+Ali Hidic I think he means researching that the comments really didn't make sense... as if he couldn't understand himself

[@andrewspencer7603]

one thing I like about this guy is he never puts up clickbait titles...........much 😏

[@rinaakhter]

is that a joke?

[@Jam-iv6xz]

But it really isn't click bait

[@freddieohara5038]

+MD A haha no

[@julesrichards2421]

+Jamie Stelling the thumbnail kinda is.

[@kristjanstefansson116]

40% of people like oranges more than apples but 75% like apples more than oranges

[@alexgeorge1028]

Incorrect 69.795494589640801385% like oranges but 453454343.6984508943534% like apples more than oranges

[@ibralegacy6750]

+Alex George just fuck off

[@Bangbongwong]

+Shut up You wasteman calm down m8

[@beautifulpixie8489]

+Shut up You wasteman no. 50.1414225252525 do care and 452525.5262262 don't care.

[@troublecleff2968]

Some good maths Bro

[@K000kk]

Drink me please.

[@0GSJDIGOH]

haha dude that's funny

[@ob-ewankenobi2473]

Nah I only drink bleach

[@bleachyisleafy4338]

+Ewan Lehtola drink me then

[@charriq]

+Ewan Lehtola strange person :/

[@kingsk0133]

haha

[@bilalanwer6494]

this video is the funniest I have ever seen on KZbin. Deji your the best

[@altaire34]

Late squad where you at

[@blackkitty404]

Here!

[@iamgay2098]

Yah

[@rubenvelter4838]

yassss

[@charlotte-cy1uk]

Wooop 🙌😂

[@cocosxn]

Here

[@amergamestvhd967]

The comment Deji responded "I am 16 i shold have a family of my own" she should have put "I am 16 i am still a virgin"she probably is a virgin hahhah😂😂

[@tljxedo3644]

soon : 2 diamond play buttons for one family

[@long_john]

oh shit this isn't ksi?

[@oldschoolcodzombies7851]

+Eruk Pockles heh heh rucka rucka referance

[@tljxedo3644]

one fucking black family

[@omster_]

+xDwolfz Rustom Why can't it just be family, why do you have to say 'black family'. Are you implying something?

[@tljxedo3644]

nope .. go find a black person with 4m+ subs and come to me including ksi and gaymer

[@stixheaven6789]

"I'm in distraught" Your English skills never cease to impress. 😂😂😂

[@stewztv]

deja how did u get such a good tan wow how long did it take you 😂😂😂

[@long_john]

hes looking as black as me

[@sha3lani226]

Deja😂😂😂😂

[@rath9089]

The emojis gave me cancer

[@stewztv]

+sha3lani22 ah ah deja wat r u doing

[@codyscott4608]

+Eruk Pockles r u Rick Harrison?

[@MalickDoucoureYT]

0:55 Am I the only one who noticed that he said "lamao" instead of "L-M-A-O" or "laughing my ass off"?

[@womanchill9120]

ya i saw that too

[@Bangbongwong]

+Shem Gaming it's cause that's how you say it you guys should be in the video

[@deda9575]

That's how you say it

[@EvaMobile8]

+Dogg3lit0 go fuck yourself

[@deda9575]

+Thalric no thank you

[@xskillzxedits7375]

Paying all that money for a lambo to use for clickbait titles

[@xskillzxedits7375]

Thumbnails*

[@chasevallance6860]

+xSkillZx Edits tru

[@robban2053]

99% of youtubers clickbait stop complaining if you were big you would too and clickbait doesn't hurt you

[@kljcjbslp8023]

7 mil. Congrats I enjoy your content keep it up

[@PickAShoe1]

Joe Weller and Joe Santago Ring any bells Deji?

[@tgik_]

lmao

[@lukeyboybeckett]

Internet melts

[@noahjohnson2397]

Joe weller does this als well... Loads of youtubers do this you idiot!

[@GnewbzProductions]

Like = HANDJOB // Sub me = BLOWJOB // Watch my newest video = SEX

[@SG-jd3hp]

He's done this type of stuff before

[@LibriumMusic]

A lot of these were obviously sarcastic in case you didn't realise

[@random28clips9]

Well no shit everyone knows it's sarcastic he's just trying to make fun out of them

[@user-ov9vo3ku9y]

Guys I discovered that if you walk.... ....Your Legs Move!!!!!

[@ilikedota2142]

KryptoMLG ERR MEH GAWD

[@MarjanAmbroze]

What a lie, I walk on my hands

[@h-manlegend1096]

These people are incredibly smart it brings tears to my eyes

[@dusk_runner221]

These are like Donald Trump level comments lol.

[@user-cl2hi9fo6j]

lol

[@TheBoxField]

lol

[@elielrios5646]

These jokes make Donald Trump's jokes good

[@richhomiejuan1156]

But Donald trump is really smart and even founded his own college ( no need to get triggered, just a no-party here )

[@elielrios5646]

+Ethan Wood I should've said, these comments make DT's comments seem smart

[@crabflem5083]

this made me feel so much better for myself

[@crabflem5083]

Aryaaz Allybux same

[@Jhfvejdvejejeje]

1:54 Lmaooo he blurred her profile picture because she was blonde😂

[@ashlynnhaley4239]

best thing is I went to school with this chick

[@jaybob-uh8hm]

I was looking for videos on dumb people doing dumb shit just for shits and giggles but this content is much more you have this awesome guy deji finding the most outrageous morons the Internet has to offer liked and subbed😂

[@AliGgamer]

*My channel sucks..* liek if ur a lemon!

[@AliGgamer]

Like*

[@DontGetSpooked]

lmaoo dude i love lemons

[@tokvideos3132]

im a pear

[@AliSheikh]

dude i subbed for no reason rn lol

[@KMSSSS]

lol

[@salahsolo3104]

If you are Reading this Have a Nice day😋

[@missionattrition5101]

Too late.

[@ahmedibrahim9217]

thank you. today is my first day at college and your comment was helpful

[@salahsolo3104]

+Ahmed Ibrahim Well good luck man!

[@DafyddHedd]

thanks, i subbed

[@loganhdgaming5990]

Thanks

[@ll1l1llll1l]

Deji you are acting weird, i can clearly hear you whisper 'help me' at 13:22

[@Manveer_Dhindsa]

stfu ahaha

[@t.ybunnyy6461]

help me to 1k

[@Khaozk]

lol

[@tigergaming935]

+Dominic Chu dominicachu I choose you

[@mohamedmahamud3170]

Kid your jokes are dead. Go say it somewhere else

[@GabrielSeyOfficial]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm stressed!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@aresstyles6861]

You can't trust humanity anymore

[@salamgarawi2092]

so now he's just putting his lambo as a thumbnail just so people would click on the vid 😑😑😑

[@vezorro]

That's nothing compared to some youtubers.

[@mohammeddaher5094]

Second time I have to say this.The thumbnail shows deji holding a hammer near the lambo and it looks like his gonna damage it but only idiots would do that so the thumbnail is not clickbait as its related to the topic

[@StickyMonke1]

+Spider OG Ur begging right now 😒

[@christianl9074]

I was going to click his video even if it wasn't that picture

[@nicholasibarra1311]

i bet you 105%😂 of those comments are coming from people that live in the us (i live in the us)

[@kingponz6228]

wow

[@nicholasibarra1311]

+Kingponz lmao you have to admit a lot of the people from the us aren't the smartest

[@kingponz6228]

Nicholas Ibarra Its the other way around. Although i think europeans are the smartest not including england

[@hyype-bo2714]

I bet you, 95% of the people that read your comment gives 0 fucks

[@dedhamburger5689]

Us is the dumbest nation

[@maxaira3938]

congratulations on getting 7 million subs deji!

[@samueljackson3630]

When most of these tweets are just sarcasm but Deji is taking them seriously because he doesn't get it...

[@jbyrud]

He does, he's just playing along haha

[@Corbinst]

Omg, at first when he clapped, I had my volume on max...rip

[@ivanquiroa8691]

Welcome to the club xD

[@Corbinst]

Ivan Quiroa lol

[@randomuser5643]

Haha lmao

[@calebforman4516]

bruh I feel ur pain 😂

[@Vexr]

done a video on homeless in london, give it a watch ;D

[@Vexr]

[@mjk7431]

nice vid dej. really liked it.👍

[@kitanaisoffensive]

Deji, you're not even a GAMER anymore to say the least. You're great and I'm subscribed to you, but at least change your name if you're not posting content that involves gaming. We want to see gaming if you're name is "ComedyShortsGamer". You react to a lot of things so maybe you're name should be "ComedyShortsReactor". I'm just saying. I'm not hating. I'm a subscriber, but I'm just proving a point

[@spiffy6204]

He does game -_-

[@kitanaisoffensive]

Joe Whittacker-Cook​ Not as much though

[@FrivolousMerc]

+Joe Whittacker-Cook He *used to

[@burnblaze5465]

Dude it's just the name Lol

[@Youman-tu8wr]

True I subscribed to Deji since 100k when he used to play Fifa 12,13😂😭

[@omarawlaki7085]

OMG if you look really close the video starts at 0:00 thank me later

[@omarawlaki7085]

IKOPG oh damn

[@zainjafar4254]

Ur the real mvp

[@utahstrobel8559]

+Zain Jafar bro, why don't they make a helicopter ejection seat so those brave pilots can escape enemy fire, #choptersneedrightstoo

[@zainjafar4254]

+US4 Games dafuq u saying????

[@rafaelsolorio1414]

omg no way thanks m8

[@memez2236]

The world is 80% stupid, good thing i'm the 30% :D

[@YorLizaM]

😂😂

[@antonymagnus3069]

MemeZ hahahaha you're so funny I almost forgot to breathe xD

[@LucySkywithDiamondss]

So glad i subscribed haha, this gave me much needed laughs

[@lolmaniac20]

Αντε γαμησου

[@eleniallen2518]

+lolmaniac20 Μιλάς Ελληνικά?

[@lolmaniac20]

Eleni Allen ναι ελληνας ειμαι , νομιζα οτι ημουν ο μονος που βλεπει ksi.

[@GameSphere]

Deji's last good video...

[@mahdickinabox2133]

GameSphere like your birth

[@GameSphere]

Mah Dick In A Box that dosnt make sense

[@jlcy8313]

I bet all of these people are americans

[@Chapfrm194]

no stfu

[@Chapfrm194]

***** ....

[@Chapfrm194]

+Relicsup no were not

[@Chapfrm194]

+tarran lackey we're

[@Relicsup]

+tarran lackey fuck off , you burger eating shit

[@jasim3720]

who else thought this vid was about his car... because of the thumbnail lol

[@JamesBoxxy]

That in a nutshell, is clickbait... Still a good video tho.

[@jasim3720]

+James Box lol

[@forsencd1895]

dejis laugh makes this so much more funny

[@erdenebayar777]

That first one made me think for a while hahah

[@JDCompany99]

i just got clickbaited team unite!

[@marijanstipic1334]

Read my name I know

[@jeffjefrison]

i believe your fact

[@jamel9414]

True

[@t.ybunnyy6461]

+Blueberry Heaven help me to 1k by today and I will do 5 challenges of your choice comme

[@user-ps1cf4re4s]

read my name

[@user-ps1cf4re4s]

read my name

[@ayceezaliclyne8074]

Hey Deji you hit 7 mill subs congrats matey.

[@rudybandita2258]

Deji i like u so fucking much but i think after u made this video, people who gives negative comments now know you care about what u doAnd it was wrong to make this video cuz now u gave them a big smile

[@kinqkyle]

I recently found out that my dad was my father.

[@jay8819]

*sometimes when I close my eyes I can't see shit* wtaf

[@antonymagnus3069]

JJWP 88 it doesn't make sense to you right? it does make sense to me, because I can see shit for 38% of the time I close my eyes.

[@davidgreener3750]

I was black, when I started watching Deji I slowly became white. DEJI IS ILLUMINATE CONFIRMED, ( and the best video maker of all time)

[@pelumio4908]

I feel like my IQ is becoming lower by the second

[@kylescott2312]

anyone else crying with laughter

[@LethalByChoice]

1:38 I'm fucking dying! xD

[@jordanellis3505]

Deji u forgot to say "and add me on snapchat" btw I following you on snapchat ur snaps are funny keep up the good work I've been with you from the start

[@folder5497]

Boii your nose is so big you can smell the whole universe

[@vezorro]

ok

[@Barabrajen]

At least you tried...

[@christianmendoza8533]

I wouldn't be talking if I were you, have you seen your profile pic. That bald spot on your head is big enough to land 80 million airplanes.

[@kacibullock8657]

Boooooo

[@naheem1652]

+Christian Mendoza lol

[@TheBrownCoyote]

Surprised that he didn't show the Marina Joyce's new recent Facebook post.

[@JacobJake7]

ikr lol

[@cameron5332]

+JacobJake7 wat was it

[@gstgalpha2256]

My birthday is on Halloween and i get stupid questions.

[@iamicon8362]

Callum Pinnington Mine too and I also get stupid questions.

[@hamiltonatthedisco8823]

The way Deji says "lmao" LAMaOu 😂

[@stannisbaratheon6637]

do u say l m a o?

[@Fahad11Ksa]

Guys the vid starts at 6:31 Thank me later ❤️

[@dvzo2963]

That joke is too fucking old

[@arcticfruits1003]

Why are you showing all of these people, you just have to record yourself! XD

[@fibois1283]

Fantasy Gaming27 that was so corny I’m not gonna lie

[@zeekqw]

If you look on your calendar Wednesday Thursday and Friday take the first letter of it and it shows WTF did you notice?😂

[@agropo2857]

3:20 Deji forgot to say "Lost", just listen carefully. If someone figured that out before me, just ignore the post.

[@benjoo_o]

#gobacktoschool

[@antonymagnus3069]

you make absolutely ZERO sense. do you understand? or are you just way too stupid to understand?

[@nobody2105]

Why the fuck is there a lambo in the thumbnail.. This video has nothing to do with his lambo...

[@Asian_Ron]

memes

[@evanblake5252]

Now that you mentioned it, yeah. Getting a bit overly clickbaity and brag happy.

[@ali5181]

Did u not see deji with a hammer

[@Asian_Ron]

+Evan Blake por que?

[@Othman1992on]

It's called Clickbait

[@apgbeastmuffin4669]

He is so desperate for views that he put his Lambo in the thumbnail even though it's not in the video

[@jimmyking535]

ApG BeastMuffin he has a friking hammer in his hand saying that it would be stupid to hit his lambo 🙄

[@OficinaMasterdey]

show!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@azulita7754]

I lost 1,000 brain cells

[@bvhigh2006]

because this channel is a joke. And makes people more dumber

[@brianod]

Why Is Your Lambogini in the thumbnail?

[@MsMcdownload]

click bait mate

[@brianod]

MsMcdownload yeah i guess

[@kemiakanmu856]

+MsMcdownload no

[@av28_93]

Why not?

[@zackzaremba3641]

Well maybe because hes holding a hammer in a way that looks as if hes gonna swing it, therefore being stupid. Idk just a thought. Prolly clickbait though.

[@kaitlynbarlow7903]

Congrats Deji on getting another 1M subs !! 🎉🎉

[@jh9875]

Just Curious let’s go North Korea! If America likes this guy there is no other way.

[@dava73]

That was QUALITY!!!! Thanks!!!

[@mateorosario7607]

On a scale of 1-10 what's your favorite color of the alphabet.

[@triplej3951]

Weed

[@traixvii956]

Fart

[@jaylonwilliams3420]

Your mum

[@Jyloclim]

dank memes

[@mrbacongaming5126]

A blue 9

[@Zeus-sh8mo]

why tf is your lamborghini in the thumbnail...?

[@euwest4823]

If you are drowning, Drink the water easy!

[@lunalovegood7237]

Do another one of these with your dad 😊😊😊😊