How Did You Lose It

#askreddit #shorts

[@circleboy8563]

THIS MADE ME SO NERVOUS, FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE WITH HUS COUSIN, THEN THE DOG, THE THE 25 YO AND IT WAS SCARY DUDE

[@boggers9999]

Facts

[@shadow-yj3ps]

Facts

[@codenamehighground3894]

Bro I had the same feeling

[@mecharaptor8728]

Same

[@ylw_planespotter]

No way that’s what I thought

[@rocketcrushergaming9445]

Bro, in no situation should I hear “Sister”, “Cousin”, “Dog”, or “Peacock” in a story about losing your virginity 😂

[@Shaggy840]

And then "Oh I'm getting head from a target worker" Like bruh what stories was that lol

[@magicalman7039]

Or 14

[@Yourlocal501trooper.]

Home sweet Alabama

[@lucasworktv]

Same😂

[@hopemydisplaynameisoriginal]

"No kizzy."💀☠

[@jordan_82]

“It’s the cousins” “Naw, wait, the sister??” “BRO THE DOG?!” “Oh, the 25 year old?!” “WAIT THE PEACOCK?!?!” “Oh, it’s the target employee.”

[@RitaloSaurus]

I thought the same lol

[@Editzoffmute]

No it's not!! There's an invisible part 2 in comments I swear!! 😂😂😂 This gonna get more scary

[@Fanbter]

ME FR 😭😭

[@robertboydston5834]

Forgot the peacock

[@Editzoffmute]

@@robertboydston5834 💀

[@jklimper9753]

Asking redditors about losing their virginity is like asking a snake about its legs

[@Greshgore]

The modern-day version of The Penthouse Letter section. "I know you won't believe this, but"

[@jorgeisalegend]

I mean your not wrong

[@alexdasusboi2025]

GADDAM

[@shivanshgarewal2833]

Damn roasted

[@cutemute9492]

💀

[@MattTheRat-mr6su]

this was an emotional Rollercoaster 💀

[@OfficalBerma]

Ikr💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 💀 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 💀

[@Delulu668]

Fr💀

[@PineTreeEq]

1.1k likes and only 2 replies? Let me change that.

[@yu-gi-lo2425]

Most real reddit story

[@BraedenwArnold]

Agreed

[@Soc_XANJO]

It makes bo sense, and I heard another reddit story just like this one.

[@youseff6393]

​@@Soc_XANJO bro doesn't know what sarcasm is

[@krtf309]

@@Soc_XANJOit’s a fkn joke lmao

[@KeelanEPIC]

​@@youseff6393 bro gets bullied at school

[@S.sChaeos]

All I heard was I was 14 at a family reunion, SWEET HOME ALABAMA

[@shadow-yj3ps]

Yep

[@c0dxtt]

Sweeeet hoome Alabama

[@SHADOW999ONI]

I know right

[@alexalexcatrinar1686]

SWEEEEEET HOME AAALABAMA

[@KyleSantisi]

Sweet hole Alabama

[@anonymous-ju1pr]

Never answer that question if you're gonna start with "I was 14 at a family reunion" 💀💀

[@thepetekidyt]

"the cousins?" "TF THE SISTER" " *THE DOG????* " "WAIT THE 25 YEAR OLD HE'S 14" " AAHHHH THE PEACOCK" "What the actual fu-"

[@mellifluousyum]

FR 😭

[@mentalpain6042]

At no point did I have any clue where this shit was going.

[@alexanderahlquist5674]

Yea real

[@kendallsigs]

I went through the 5 stages of grief during this omggg

[@kenzief6690]

Every one talking about the rollercoaster of emotions but bro was straight up sexually assaulted by that target employee

[@Househoppper]

Bruh do you really think this happened

[@patrickbateman404]

"I was 14" , aight imma head out 🚶‍♂️

[@llj8612]

14 aint that bad

[@Yesbutactuallyno123]

@@llj8612 said nobody ever

[@Ihatefurrys13]

@@llj8612said pedo

[@moonjobl00dyc0rpse5]

@@llj8612yea it is 😭

[@spiritfoxfire5919]

never let them know your next move

[@insanerocks120]

Bro this comment is so underrated and yeah definitely

[@tez07770]

most real Redditor moment

[@Northstar1101]

The amount of “dear god”’s and “oh lords”’s that came out of me during this story is straight up mystical

[@certifiedasian]

“The cousins..?” “THE SISTER?” “FOOL IS IT THE DOG?” “THE MUSICAL PERFORMER??” “FUCK NAH NOT THE PEACOCK” “oh it’s a target employee”

[@XboxSniperlegend630]

Target employees be wild

[@randomgamer500]

underrated comment

[@charafbokhabrine6340]

Bro asked straight forward "How dix you lose your virginity"

[@Nostorm2]

"I was around 14" 💀 And we're of to a bad start

[@GaviLerner-fe3mt]

My brain: NOT THE COUSINS My brain: NOT THE SISTERS My brain: NOT THE DOG My brain: NOT THE MUSICAL GUEST

[@drippy_ballerprodz]

TARGET IS WILD 😮

[@thispersondoesnotexist405]

"I was at a family reunion" *Inhale* *WHAT.*

[@OfficialPoIand]

*Exhale* *Dies because lack of oxygen*

[@thispersondoesnotexist405]

@@OfficialPoIand *Never exhales* *Dies of death*

[@reaperblade9656]

dude this was a roller coaster of emotions man

[@Absolute_Cyn]

THE COUSIN? THE DOG?! THE BABYSITTER?!? THE PEACOCK?!?!? oh a target employee

[@bub_ble-wo_lf]

I heard "family reunion" and stopped everything else I was doing to make sure I didn't have to call somebody👮🚓🚔🚨

[@drippy_ballerprodz]

A FAMILY REUNION IS CRAZY!!!😮

[@Urmom-rc3fc]

I thought it was gona be the dog 😭

[@mellifluousyum]

"I was around 14" HELL NAW

[@pedrambn9120]

Seriously what did just happend 😂😂

[@rainmusic549]

“my sister is there-“ SWEET HOME ALABAMA

[@hhHhHUhahauhaHh]

All dreams have a meaning The dream:

[@ZorqEditz]

Let’s go back to “I was 14”

[@just_a_rat]

bro went from cousin to sister to dog to 25 y/o to peacock to target employee damn

[@maxcheesee]

the most normal reddit story of all time

[@franciszurielburgos3798]

“Cousins” OH HELL NAH💀💀

[@imDADDY375]

The entire time I was like is it gonna be the cousin, the dog, the 25 year old, but no it was the damn target employee

[@builtdifferent3124]

Really had me on eggshells thought it was the cousins then the sister then the dog then the 25 year old then the peacock 💀

[@Blake-ku3kq]

The dog💀

[@mannyfootball]

This escalated quickly

[@Loch_Ness_Lachster]

Did anyone else think he was gonna have it with the dog😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@theturkey777]

All I heard was virginity lost at 14 at family reuinion… 💀

[@danxvr]

YOU LOST ME AT FAMILY REUNION

[@maximdryga3374]

Bro this should NOT start with “I was at a family reunion” 😭😭

[@BlueBackground]

NO KIZZY, ON GANG 🥶

[@blacksheep5478]

I guess you could say she hit the spot 😏

[@colewilliamson5742]

Bro, I thought it was gonna be the cousin, then the dog, then the musical guest, then the peacock, but nah… *IT WAS THE TARGET EMPLOYEE*

[@apixx14]

"I was 14" 💀💀

[@juliacohen8330]

Not the cousins Not the sister Not the dog Not the musical guest Not the peacock But a random ass target employee 😂😂

[@RahafIdriss]

“And that’s when I woke up”

[@microwabedbreastmilk]

okay you dont start a story about losing your virginity at a family reunion.😭

[@PhoenixSeer_]

"Your cousin?" "The dad???" "The sisters?" "THE DOG?" "THE ADULTS?" "THE 25YO LADY?" "THE PEACOCK?" "Target employee? oh."

[@novellemaxwell-sinclair7949]

As soon as I heard family reunion I knew what was up

[@drewwalczuk1873]

I was half asleep and then I heard “How did you lose your virginity, I was at a family reunion.” Wait wait wait hold up rewind a sec lol😂😂😂

[@Ilovefrogsandflowers]

This should be a certified anxiety test

[@PineTreeEq]

"I was about 14, " Me: Stop, just stop right there

[@atthispointidek]

The way i just watch this 3 times trying to comprehend what is happening

[@trinitywynn9357]

THE WAY I GASPED WHEN IT SAID “FAMILY REUNION”

[@Luci.2000]

NOT THE TARGET EMPLOYEE... 😭😭😭 That target employee really needed some food after working all those hours with Karen's 💀💀💀

[@Jaston49]

A roller coaster of emotions from this video😂

[@brightsidex8943]

He took plot twist to the next level

[@Gaiusnerva]

That escalated quickly

[@CelestialFrog676]

That’s a legit crime😭

[@kai.668]

"i was around 14 at a family reunion-" stop right there.

[@asiangaming8409]

So many plot twists

[@DafrickinggoatfrfrAle]

I stumbled upon this and heard “I was at a family reunion” and my breath stopped

[@HeppyGiraffe]

I heard family reunion and my heart started beating

[@pramithpradeep564]

No cap 🤓🧢

[@wiseoldoaktree]

hellll nah 💀😭

[@MoonLuna132]

Roses are red Cactuses are prickly Oh lord that escalated quickly

[@SPuDDtheCAT]

Reddit: try to make a believable lie - LEVEL IMPOSSIBLE!

[@SimbreBxckAgain]

I got so scared.. I thought he was gonna do it wit his cousins or the dog at first

[@Uhh5h_.]

Me when he said "I was around 14": 💀💀 Me when he said something about a dog: 😲 Me when he said something about a women: 😀 Me when he said something about a peacock: 😱 Me when he said he fell asleep to the peacock: 😁

[@Identifys-aswalmartbag]

A TARGET EMPLOYEE?😭✋

[@-goldchild-1831]

you lost me at "I was about 14"

[@Squid7drive]

Best way to start this story

[@aaronryan1259]

Pov: youre at a "try to make the most bullshit story" competition and you're against a redditer

[@HERALDSHUTUP]

Never let them know your next move (The reddit post is obv fake)

[@anormalhatguy8283]

The most honest reditor:

[@Iddox]

The voice cracks at the end 😭

[@KaedenMonday]

Bro got straight to the point

[@hollokutya1315]

"and thats what happened?" "No" i mean atleast he was honest

[@7weeks3days]

THE WAY I FREAKED THE FREAK OUT😭😭🤚

[@samaysatish4707]

Man that was a Rollercoaster of emotions

[@michiganrailfan_13]

“I was 14” caught me off guard

[@StriPyx045]

*Presses X to doubt.*

[@Ridiculous-]

I went through an emotional breakdown while watching this 😂

[@__kxr06136]

“How did you lose it?” “Well let me tell you.. I was at a family reunion..”

[@KK-Katana]

I heard ”I was at the family reunion “ and I was like “AW HELL NAW “

[@manchild6164]

Bro had me going through a mid life crisis

[@ShortyStory.]

bruh how you gonna fall asleep in a store

[@WrenIsABird]

My mind wasnt doing gymnastics mental, it was doing mental crack

[@ulpurt7612]

Bro the family reunion bit omg

[@kallisaurusrexanimations]

“For me, it was my father”

[@jackbutt4140]

That shit was a fucking rollercoaster

[@skaklwkxkx]

When I come to a lying contest and my opponent is a Redditor:

[@markvlogs1758]

I LITERALLY SEARCHED FOR SCHOOL REDDIT STORIES AND THE FIRST 3 SHORTS I WATCHED WERE WITH STUDENT DOING IT WITH THEIR TEACHERS 😭

[@rowena_wandji]

When asked how you lost your virginity PLEASE NEVER BEGIN WITH “At a family reunion.” Thank you.

[@Fnaflover999max]

This story had more swists and turns then the inter walking dead series

[@HMT-ci9nx]

Always keep them guessing😂