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[@jerk]

🧠🧠 finish listening to ALL the stories here kzbin.info/aero/PL5FcevqxOz5tuU1qghkOUcBqGKHKXHO0f

[@UnderTheSameSun693]

What is the game being played??? It reminds me of darksouls

[@doublintucksveto5321]

I caught my ex staring through my window one night.

[@chad_yoriichi]

Did you run?

[@froggolikesfreminet]

that doesn't sound legal

[@CyberWolf]

Is your ex Makima?

[@Lil_Ducky43]

@@CyberWolf bro Makima isn’t the one to stalk, she’s the one to gain your trust, give you a job, force your coworkers to be your friends, and kill them to make you so mad to the point you kill her

[@CyberWolf]

@@Lil_Ducky43 i know. I was referring to the fanart of her staring through the window in pitch black darkness

[@Matthew-Anthony]

Why can't these crazy stalker types find each other and date each other? That way they can reciprocate each other's feelings and then obsess over one another.

[@midnightaristocrat8786]

They probably do, but only one lives to tell the tale...

[@nick-brothwood]

Think there was a manga like that about a yandere and a stalker who's targets were each other.

[@Shanisgreat]

@@nick-brothwood its a webtoon called stalker x stalker

[@nv_chino]

Hah! Good one

[@user-vw9hh7lr5g]

I slept at my moms house the night I broke up with my ex. He broke in and woke me up by standing over my bed, playing "our song" and full on snotty sobbing that he needs me back. I screamed so damn loud the neighbors got involved in kicking him out.

[@mr.nizami4084]

OH MY GAH

[@user-xy8be2iy8k]

Hopefully he didn’t get violent towards you. I’m so sorry that happened to you.

[@Lightfyre281]

Oh geez, I could write a whole book on the crazy things my ex did: he once peed in a running washing machine with someone else's clothes in it cuz he thought it would be funny, he drove like a maniac and made illegal modifications to his car, he claimed he was dying from some made-up disease, another time he claimed he had supernatural powers and had to hide them or the government would kidnap and experiment on him, he told everyone we were engaged when we weren't...overall he was an abusive narcissist who saw people as things that were there for him to manipulate.

[@tik4toks]

Honestly that’s just sad

[@Lightfyre281]

@@tik4toks Yeah, like...I haven't spoken to him in years, but he's probably still a sociopathic shit stain who will never contribute much to society.

[@cursorlate]

Jesus, sounds like a drug/mental problem. Good on you for leaving!

[@Lightfyre281]

@@cursorlate I don't know exactly what his problem was, but if I had to guess, he had antisocial personality disorder. And yeah, I've felt a lot better since I cut him out of my life.

[@CRABWIZRD]

Thats called skitsophrenia or however its spelled

[@shadicusivxxradicus2253]

One time I woke up in my bedroom, and my ex was standing over me watching me sleep. This is the same ex that lied to the police that I assaulted her. She was beyond psycho, and belongs in a mental institution.

[@HUYI1]

I do honestly appreciate my boyfriend that he is not crazy like this, dam 😢

[@demonslayereren3970]

daemonic posession

[@shadicusivxxradicus2253]

Yeah it's little wonder why I opted to stay single after that. Karma did catch up with her, she's now morbidly obese (500+ lbs), none of her kids want anything to do with her, she's now broke miserable and alone.

[@gritzxenus]

Bro what did you do when you saw her I'd be scared shitless

[@jessicabauder4532]

This is why I like being single. And staying single...

[@HUYI1]

You just got to find the right person unfortunately that takes time to do that

[@kingofdread9536]

for the dog story, i know a dog that once squeezed through a bathroom window and jumped out, it survived and was in the neighbours backyard, we were so confused!

[@queeniethedragon3121]

I have to say being petite doesn’t mean being week my great-grandma was very petite but managed to carry five fully packed heavy suitcases on her head while walking up a mountain. That woman didn’t take crap from nobody.

[@demonslayereren3970]

lift weights

[@Gee389]

That's one cool grandma.

[@regalsamyt1849]

Chadma

[@JackieOwl94]

I brought him to my house for a movie night. While I was in the bathroom, he went upstairs and started rummaging through my drawers and pocketing my bras.

[@bombdotcom2168]

When he sent me pictures of his bleeding arm after I told him I wanted space. Also- when my dad divorced my mom it literally took me being like "DUDE FINALLY" when he told me about the divorce to realize how shitty the situation was. She was bipolar, abusive and manipulative as hell.

[@VashXTrigun]

Some of these stories actually make me apprehensive (almost scared) to get into a relationship.

[@auntarctic786]

Some of them are a little exaggerated than what it actually seems lol

[@TankTheArtist777]

Same here.

[@33noah]

She stabbed me in my sleep with a copy of my house key that she made without me knowing

[@HUYI1]

What the hell? 😮😮

[@mr.nizami4084]

hell nah

[@visceratrocar]

My parents were psycho and as the unwanted stepchild no one ever spoke to me. Often times my presence wasn't even acknowledged. As a teenager I did things that would constitute being a psycho girlfriend without realizing it. The most obvious was notes on cars. Okay, it isn't always psycho depending on the circumstances, but it almost always is a red flag. I didn’t know that at the time and was subsequently ignored and rejected by multiple people I liked. It was like that for several attempts, and in college, I gave up. I knew the way I thought peope behaved wasn't normal. But I have no idea what normal is supposed to look like. I ended up marrying a guy who was psychotic and abusive. His mother was constantly pressuring me to have his kid. I did get pregnant, but lucked out and miscarried it. That was really the best I could do. I wasn't taught how to be a normal human so I don't deserve more. Moral: god hates your stepkid more than you do. So don't marry a woman with pre-existing children. Single parents are better than abusive parents.

[@Lord_No-brainer]

She’s still trying to get back with me, and failing miserably She’s not crazy anymore, she just wants me back She used to chase me all the time

[@Matthew-Anthony]

The purpose of extracting someone's blood to put into a vial is to feel closer to the person by having a literal part of their body with you. It is purely for psychological reasons.

[@HUYI1]

What the actual hell? These people can't even sleep without their partners trying to kill them? 😮😢 Killing animals too, these people are seriously messed up

[@mr.nizami4084]

yeah 😶😮🤧

[@Fuxy22]

The hairdryer thing is attempted murder along with the stabbing... Stop letting crazy b's to get away with such shit.

[@Matthew-Anthony]

That was a crazy girlfriend, not a crazy boyfriend.

[@unvlividian3490]

@@Matthew-Anthonyb stands for bitches g

[@_.l..Caotica..l._]

Yeah, No, pregnant stretch mark are way different than fat stretch marks

[@DespairDoctor]

That one story was one hell of a ride! 😮

[@RM2011ish]

All these stories actually make me GRATEFUL I was a zero with the ladies.

[@sofiolaverry]

You don’t live to see another day if you touch my cats

[@richi3035]

3:52 Bro was about to say "I could no longer sit by and watch as my city became a cesspool of crime. I have lived in South Park all my life. I decided it was up to me to keep this town safe. Nobody at school knows my double life. To them, I'm just another fourth grader. But tonight, I am Mysterion." 💀

[@mztweety1374]

I think I fully finally understand why there are two things my father will not talk about, Vietnam and my birth mom. He'll talk you wanted the table about anything and everything but those two subjects. Holy cow.

[@AndyHoward]

Story #11: Currently married to a bipolar Type II and if she's off her meds she becomes hot garbage

[@bombdotcom2168]

I hope she stays on her meds- my mom's got the same problem but she self medicated with amphetamines and alcohol which made it 100x worse

[@HUYI1]

Whoah, I have bipolar but I take my meds, this is nuts 😮

[@gothgrape]

Hot garbage?

[@aidenbooksmith2351]

​@@gothgrapeyeah, also curious what hot garbage means

[@demonslayereren3970]

she is a reptilian

[@RowanKnight-cd6ef]

Before, she was demanding and possessive. Now she just wants me to do stuff and stay with her all the time.

[@Lightspeeds]

When we got to the "I am drama" person, it immediately made me think she raised her hand to their face like she's chunni.

[@tinagalaxy9959]

The ex with the vile and blood she was trying to put a curse/spell on him

[@Matthew-Anthony]

The purpose of extracting someone's blood to put into a vial is to feel closer to the person by having a literal part of their body with you. It is purely for psychological reasons.

[@lady_mash23clark34]

Mine watched incest p**n and then after i vocalized like thats obviously a problem and it needs figured out it was followed up with telling everyone i beat her. Cornered her and hurt her. Tried committing end of life if i attempted to leave. Refused to go to her own grandfathers funeral unless i came with (it was out of state and i had severe anxiety) i ended up going and my brain noped out from stress and ended up seizing repetitively until given medication. I wouldnt wish that apon my worst enemy.

[@Matthew-Anthony]

Curious. Your profile says "lady" and "Clark". Which one are you?

[@dragondreamscape]

​@matthewanthony4269 ever heard of lesbians?

[@albafika2631]

And here I was thinking that my ex saying "you're the only reason why I haven't k*lled myself this year" and then, right after me telling them I wanted to break up, "you are and always will be the love of my life" was bad enough. Phew.

[@zegtmilkman4333]

My ex was so crazy she would stalk me from the nasa space station. Then I found out she had nanobots under my toenails. Yea guys my ex was SOOO CRAAAZY.

[@eg6racer101]

You need to state when changing stories. Sometimes it's confusing and it seems like multiple stories are the same story.

[@suzannanicholson9511]

I was pregnant and told my *husband at the time* that he needed to clean the litter box for me. I reminded him all the time that I can't clean the litter and it needs to be done. One day I came home from college classes and saw that the litter box was clean and was like "awesome, he did it without being nagged for once" but I noticed that my cat wasn't coming to greet me, or laying in the window where she sometimes naps. I started looking for her and couldn't find her, so I asked him where's Smoky. He didn't say anything, just grinned and went into the kitchen. I followed him and he opened the microwave. There she was. Laying there motionless. She was dead.

[@danscarr1140]

My ex thought that my sister wanted to sleep with me. Because she would hug me or put her hand on my shoulder, and my ex would get very upset 😂

[@annabachurska3423]

0:21 Jesus, that is terrible🐕💉🚫🚫🚫

[@HUYI1]

Killing animals smh 😮

[@desk_fan_chan]

you know its bad when a mom says she´s suprised that the guy/girl lasted that long

[@amandaalves6936]

Yet my ex called me crazy

[@TwoCentReview]

Story 6 is horrifying. That man needs to get some serious help.

[@deadly5528]

Not really an ex but this is the kind of people you should avoid regardless of an ex. I met this girl in 9th grade of high school and we started talking and became good friends. Around my junior year I began catching feelings for her but she didn't show any return and started dating other people. I was pretty much the guy best friend, even though I had no romantic feelings for her anymore, I was dumb enough to still be there for her when she was talking junk about her trashy bfs. It got really bad that she started explaining in detail all her dirty encounters with her partners and even teased me. When I had a gf at some point she broke up with her bf and kept trying to flirt and ask if I wanted head because I was "stressed". I started talking to her again after a brief moment of no contact but shortly after I cut contact with her due to how I was treated like the last option, even as a friend, and because she started rumors about me towards others. I eventually got a girlfriend and we've been happy together since. However, a few weeks ago, toxic girl and her friends started stalking my social media and my gf. They started messaging her and told her lies about me as well as threatening to at one point or another to take me away from her with or without my consent. I was able to clear it up with my gf and we still monitor who follows us on social media, which resulted in me blocking everyone I went to high school with except my friends and making sure no suspicious stalking was going on. I think it's pretty hilarious that my former "girl bsf" started acting like a toxic ex gf considering she never gave me a chance to even just hang outside of school. I was dumb in trusting her my secrets and personal information. The drama may not end there as sadly we are attending the same college this fall. I'm hoping to never see her again and hopefully she fines someone else to make her happy so I can continue being in a relationship with my gf without stressing about false accusations and threats.

[@F.uckyalife]

The war refugee would probably be one of the biggest gems out there after experiencing the pinnacle of human violence you either become it or pray you never experience it again.

[@Rollinmayhem21]

Crazy, I was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with Rats, and the rats made me crazy

[@MaLiK-yo9is]

When he said five I said something else💀💀💀💀 11:21

[@MaLiK-yo9is]

Okay now this video is too sus 12:33

[@gtakiller2095]

It shouldn't be an ex because this happened before I asked to be in a formal relationship with her, but she broke a bottle of liquour from a trash can and went after me because I got her with a snowball.

[@user-xy8be2iy8k]

1 of my ex’s, after a 2-night stand, found where I lived after my time in the military and called me up to pick her up at the local-ish airport. During the week we reconnected, she shaved me from head to toe while I slept (I move around a lot when I sleep), would wake me up with her face right in front of me, and would at times absent mindedly start humming for no reason with a devilish smile on her face. A few months later, she calls and tells me that she’s a stripper and that recently, she had been S’Ad. I asked if she called the cops and she said no. I was suspicious after that and didn’t let her know I was flying down to see her. When I saw her, she was asking a guy outside said club how much would the guy pay to “Put it in like there’s no tomorrow”. Guy wasn’t interested and walked off and that’s when I flew back home and maintained no contact after.

[@jennydelgado8517]

One I dated in high school made up a whole story about how I was a horrible gf and that’s why he broke up with me cause I wouldn’t let him physically abuse me and talked back to him when he got verbal…irony most my school belived that shit up untill 12th grade hit every time some girl wouldn’t go out with him or do shit his way that was his usual excuse

[@abigailhornibrook2470]

80 year old black woman with a lisp gave my brother the best advice ever "don't ssstick your pepe in cray cray"

[@AsheReads]

I had a high school bf named Josh (Lol I know, first red flag) We were only together for a few months, but I didn't feel much for him than I thought I did, so I wanted to just be friends again. It was awkward for a while, but we were friends again. Fast forward awhile and I was in a new relationship with my now husband, and I just casually mentioned that I lost my vCard to him. (I think my girlfriends and I were talking about if we did it or not, cant quite remember) and Josh found out and freaked out on me. Saying I'd regret it, he was gonna beat up my bf etc, and it freaked me out so much that I was almost convinced he'd do it. I even called my bf afterwards to warn him. Looking back on it, I dodged a major bullet. Haven't heard from Josh since, but I do hope he is doing better, mentally.

[@thespare]

the use of "stage five clinger" after someone said to off their dog for her bruh. im losing my sht

[@THICKSUNNY]

Hello this is all very good for getting someone arrested thanks for the tips also who the hell will uthinize their dog for someone if I had to pick between a person besides my mom or siblings and a dog I would pick the dog if not the people I mentioned

[@Dragon_Slayer192]

5:15 that is really fucked up

[@felipequirino-mf9cc]

most of these stories contain trespassing, violence, stalking and etc, but why they never reported it to the police or tried to sue them?

[@matthewstapleton66]

I was cuddled up in bed with my at the time girlfriend and she pulled a knife from her nightstand and said you know I'll fuck you up if you ever leave me right then booped me with the the knife. It went from sweet to ah hell no in like 1/2 a second. I noped the fuck out of that so damn fast.

[@ASlapperGuy]

Crazy bro!

[@santinosalamanca4378]

7:16 the ex and the parents belong to the streets. they do not deserve a house

[@Nina94771]

Caught my ex lying about me hitting her. This was a lesbian relationship. She was. Cover narcissist and always played the misunderstood, clueless victim. She lied about that to her friend just because I wouldn’t let her stop me putting peas on my plate for some greenness. Psycho. Turned up at my work a few weeks later (300+miles drive for her) uninvited or announced and just acted like nothing had happened. I told her I never wanted to see her again and to frick off. The funniest things was her second name was Peas 💀🤮

[@konobakajay465]

Ah yes I remember my crazy ex she stayed true to her word and ruined the very next relationship i got into

[@soul-od8ug]

Dated a guy very literally for a day because someone i knew had set me up with him. We flirted for maybe an hour before he told me he loved me. when i broke it off on that same day, he told me that he would always love me. I made the mistake of not blocking him. Its important to note here that i am a trans guy and told him this as soon as i met him. He said that was fine because he was bisexual. The next day i woke up to an ungodly amount of transphobic slurs mixed in with quotes like "why would anyone want to date a tranny? The best you people will get is a one night stand." Stellar guy all around.

[@cristhianfarias1192]

I heard people do really crazy things in their thirties

[@patrick6256]

When she took her own very expensive dish set that she bought me away from me then smashed them in front of my job after business hours 😅 she should have kept them dishes or even given them away to someone for Christmas 🤷😑

[@Leviatiemily]

Those poor dogs in these stories.

[@jaimieholtzhausen4696]

When i left him he killed our pet a week later, i was pregnant this thought of him doing that to a nimal made me realize he could do that to the baby or me, it was a eptopic pregnancy so had to get rid of baby to survive myself. He also faked his s*cide asked his friends to tell me and i told them good. The amount of ab*se was not worth it

[@redguy2312]

Story 27: That's not a crazy ex it was just a guy that dogged a 50 cal bullet.

[@dreamspear2159]

Got 3 crazy stalker who broke into my house walked up to my step mom and a asked where I was(I was at work), stabbed me because her friend liked me(not because I was cheating her friend liked me so I must have been trying to seduce her), left me for my best friend then accused me of trying to kill her with Blackmagic after a car crash

[@dreamspear2159]

Oh wait one more, but she was never an ex, carved my name into her leg because I wouldn't leave my then girlfriend(one who accused me of Blackmagic) for her. Then sent me pictures. I barely knew this girl we had one college class together and never talked until she messaged me out of the blue to tell me she was better then my gf at the time and I should come over, I said no two days later she messages me saying she carved my name into her leg

[@detrix9043]

I had the same as story 8 but the harassed me for 2 years called the police on me for saying i wanted to end her life (she had said that with picture of knives) oh and yeah she had cheated on me with 8 guys at once.

[@hanoh2904]

I need the whole story about the guy who strangle people for not straightening their hair! Sounds very entertaining

[@annekosbab6707]

Nice

[@BlissfulSekaiX]

I mean story 16 wasn’t really a crazy ex story tbh, but it was kinda sad i guess

[@Jasonseay52]

OK this didn't make her my ex immediately but it was a red flag colored in crimson that I should've paid attention to. We had one of our first dates at the movies and my buddy reno agreed to be the third wheel. Before our film started we entertained ourselves with the arcade games up until we got to one of those gambling games. It was one of those games where you're supposed to stop the strobing lights over the object you want to win and she wanted the ps3 voucher because she only had a ps2. Me and my buddy reno proceeded to watch her waste roughly 60 dollars and freak out each time she lost. I mean full blown freak out too like hitting herself and screaming in a somewhat decently populated area but that's not the crazy part. Around the 55 dollar mark me and reno horrifically watched her bite off all ten acrylic nails she was wearing at the time in a fit of pure rage and frustration. Did I mention they were glued to her fingers and that she did this in rapid succession? I quietly hear Reno say "what the f*** dude?" In pure shock, to add insult to injury almost the entire time I had been offering to lend her my ps3 as I had recently purchased a ps4. Later on in our botched relationship I learned she was bipolar and had never medicated..... needless to say we aren't together.

[@santinosalamanca4378]

5:14 WHY

[@santinosalamanca4378]

9:36 why. Just W H Y

[@sambirch8070]

anyone know what game this is

[@Roeclean]

That harry potter game that came out a few months ago

[@nathank3976]

Hogwarts Legacy

[@Dorvin55]

It's where you slit Goblins throat and Bathory them.

[@mariahernandezdiaz243]

20:11

[@Unknown-wb1bf]

11:21

[@phantommangagirl]

I hate that story from the war refugee. It sucks that she couldn’t handle his background, but labeling her as crazy makes HIM the asshole.

[@waynedixon1044]

How?

[@phantommangagirl]

@@waynedixon1044 “She ghosted me after I told her my history, what a psycho!” doesn’t exactly make his case. Also, if her parents had to get involved, he was probably harassing her to the point where she needed a buffer against him.

[@waynedixon1044]

@@phantommangagirl if her parents had to get involved that's not what that could mean it sounds more like subtle racism

[@phantommangagirl]

@@waynedixon1044 How?

[@waynedixon1044]

@@phantommangagirl her parents called him just another raghead

[@ArealFella]

What does Euthanize mean?

[@todobien91098]

Kill the dog. You usually euthanize pets if they are so sick that it is better to put them down and end there suffering

[@ImpossibleEvan]

Notice how they are all shes?

[@Moleoflands]

At least 25% are male

[@JackieOwl94]

You haven’t finished the whole video. About a fourth of the stories are guys.

[@HUYI1]

Men can be just as crazy, it's not always women smh

[@cairabarker1585]

are you a boy or a girl

[@Ballz_16]

Why do you sound so goofy

[@nitenerd]

This code talk is ridiculous. You don’t make these videos because you like to create good videos- you do it to make money- KZbin holds your marionette strings and in turn you can’t say grown up words- why not put your stuff on KZbin kids- maybe they can decipher your code talk- it’s nonsense!

[@whatdoyouexactlymeanbyhandle]

38th

[@haplessasshole9615]

You really need to pause and indicate a new story number. These all tend to run together.