How Do You Football | Madden NFL '94

Dan and Arin are playing what is possibly the greatest football game of all time.
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[@Ghdkgifhfhdh3]

Dan's football expertise doesn't stand a chance against Arin's sheer dumb luck

[@brentacomoose]

Atlαѕ- Z I'd rather be lucky than good anytime.

[@benjaminfarias9169]

This is how Madden has always worked for years. I taught my dad how to play Madden when Madden 15 came out and in his first two games he beat me twice. I was like I hate this fucking game.

[@Casedilla73]

Sounds like Game Grumps

[@ChadkinsShow]

Dan being the real football fan and Arin not even knowing what the 'objective' of football is, but Arin successfully running a QB option on a pass play for a first down while Dan still doesn't know how not to dive 10 yards behind the goal line when passing... ...is delicious

[@ChadkinsShow]

And then I refer to the line of scrimmage as the goal line. Truly no athletic knowledge or ability was shown today

[@thecosmicradiation]

I want to support this comment, but I honestly have no idea what you just said.

[@El_Andru]

Chadkins This is like a lab test. You know thise qhere you watch how society works. One an expert in the field but unable to do the moves, while the other ignorant to the matter but skilled in making actions. Yes my friend, this will be fun to watch.

[@ILuvKonata]

Which just goes to show, you can't put a price on true enjoyment. =D

[@casualmisfitcasualgamers3214]

Once again in English please!!!!

[@SleepBomber]

Dan: I called a timeout. I can do that three times. Arin: Why don't you do that every time? Dan: Because I can do that three times.

[@jbwarner8626]

Arin: What's an audible? Arin three minutes later: What's an audible? Arin three more minutes later: What's an audible?

[@nicohart6781]

Danny's knowledge of sports blows my mind. He could say one team murdered a man and used his blood to die the jerseys and i'd just be like "dan said it, so it is so"

[@xmm-cf5eg]

we all have that one thing we know entirely too much about.

[@PickleRick91x]

Conspiracy theory does John Madden is Donald's Trump?? Recent celebrity Donald Trump's was may be looking to be John Madden, he may be have brother from family elsewhere.

[@woogiesworkshop]

That actually could have happened in the early years of baseball XD

[@XCAltoona]

WHOAWHOAWHOA. Dan should do a video with Jon Bois

[@benjaminfarias9169]

Watch more sports.

[@Kazuzi3]

How in the world is Dan just magically able to pull out the time period when the different Florida football teams were founded. Like seriously, that's crazy.

[@buchiklop110]

Kazuzi3 Not really. He's an NFL junkie and NFL Films LOVES talking about the past eras. Also, the Bucs' first season was extra special since they were the first winless team in the modern era

[@will-eh3qt]

Not really lmao it’s common knowledge for fans

[@nachoman4ever]

I think Dan has/had a podcast specifically for talking about football. I don't recall it's name, I just recall a friend mentioning it in passing.

[@Warriorpend2]

Dan is also old-ish and has a really good memory for certain things. He's also just quick. Have you heard him do mental math? He's instantaneous sometimes.

[@calmliketheocean1712]

Dan is to football as Arin is to gaming Aka: football is his fandom

[@davidthechungus9939]

Arin: What about the Dodgers? Dan: They're a baseball team....

[@shanadir]

justa normldud pretty dumb name for a team in a sport you don't dodge in though:/

[@Allhailshadow813]

The Glorious Champion of all that is Good and Just they are named after the guys that would dodge the trains in Brooklyn

[@shanadir]

Trace Dunlap that's a good thought. Trains are to be dodged. They can hurt pretty badly:)

[@Allhailshadow813]

The Glorious Champion of all that is Good and Just yeah😄

[@hhscadets0925]

@@shanadir They were originally called the Brooklyn Trolley Dodgers because people would "dodge" the trolleys that Brooklyn had back in the day to get to the stadium. They dropped the "Trolleys" from the name and just became the Dodgers. Then they moved to Los Angeles in the 50's and kept the Dodgers name.

[@unclefreshticles3494]

But Dan, I dunno how to pla- *FOOTBALL*

[@elarielo]

"I don't know, it's fucking Madden NFL '94 on SNES!" History repeats itself.

[@marcolives6661]

time to re-watch that scene over 50 times

[@PSVitaat2am]

Yup that's what happened

[@phantasiaknights4980]

I don't know how to sportball either.

[@soli-ethd]

Auuuugghh

[@hollowmo]

There’s two types of people in this world, those who are like Dan and know everything about sports and those who are like Arin and know absolutely nothing and just laugh at silly sounding sports words. I’m definitely Arin

[@samuteel]

Krystal Rose I would say there is a third type which is someone who doesn’t like sports, but they know some things because they grew up in a sports family.

[@GoodGuyPlayer2]

I can relate too much with Dan on this one, we both have the very weird "huge geek but also huge sports fan" combination... it's kinda interesting, in a way sports and gaming aren't that different from one another.

[@Quesly1]

its definitely the same part of your game that knows sports statistics and knowing how to 100% games

[@beans3747]

Im the arin type

[@Chumsack]

Is it possible to be both???

[@gasboy122]

This is just a side note for anybody who actually enjoys football discourse. Danny has a podcast with his old friend where they talk about football, it’s called Balls in Your Ear.

[@yeahimridingthroughthearea7565]

Juan Rodriguez how the fuck did you find that out

[@alejandrorivas4585]

I honestly can't find it, could you link me?

[@lostgirlcrafter1545]

Its a joke lol these comments

[@gasboy122]

Holy shit i honestly don't even remember making this comment, this was so long ago lmaooo. But it's not a joke, the podcast is very real.@@lostgirlcrafter1545

[@lancedawe]

4th and 22 Arin runs for 34 yards.

[@Dorian_Scott]

Arin's the type who would never kick a field goal on 4th down.

[@pointblank25]

Dan and Arin going into the play selection screen for the first time, Dan right in his element not really having a problem, and Arin going “WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING” in the most genuine confusion I’ve heard him in in a long time made me laugh so fucking hard.

[@christopherthompson2740]

Oxygen Flux 4:00 if you wanted a time stamp 😊

[@icarusmarioFAN]

Arin: What the fuck is hapening? Dan: All right, I'm gonna go shotgun... Wow, I didn't even notice until now

[@damion2312]

Dan knows so much in depth history of sports teams I actually find it a little scary. It's like finding out your friend can distinguish where a grape came from just by the flavor.

[@GoodGuyPlayer2]

Yup, in a weird way you could say sports jocks are as much of huge nerds as your average gaming geek. (I know that 'cause I'm a big fan of both things too)

[@buchiklop110]

He actually does a football podcast with one of his non-Grumps buddies

[@Miata-to-E36]

Some Random Guy find us a link please

[@GoodGuyPlayer2]

WHERE?!

[@Miata-to-E36]

Some Random Guy WE NEED IT

[@glennlewis7142]

"Let's play FOOTBALL!" "But Dan. I don't know how to play-" "FOOTBALL!"

[@bearded_snorlax]

*AUGH!*

[@tailedgates9]

Holy crap, I haven't seen that in a while. Lol

[@PSVitaat2am]

Football injury

[@jewelmillian3719]

That fuckin bit still gets me gigglin like a bitch to this day.

[@jacobgrimes9626]

if arin beats dan 2-0 in football im going to be in tears laughing

[@ZombieAndroid]

This is the hardest I’ve laughed at a game grumps episode in a while. I knew I was up for a good time when I saw they were playing football.

[@sewerpeople346]

Three years later - this should have more upvotes... Game grumps playing football is golden content

[@spaghettisauce445]

the baseball video was even funnier i was dying of laughter

[@cbm3]

"Its Dungeons and Dragons for jocks pretty much". Thats the best description of football Ive ever heard, well done Daniel.

[@MisterFakeGinger]

however, dan is probably the only person who is way into both of those games.

[@LiamLightwolf]

Dungeons & Dragons is just math masquerading as Skyrim -taken from a P.M. Seymour Tumblr posts video

[@CrunkPartyBitches]

@@MisterFakeGinger you'd be surprised

[@alexdoesstuff1872]

“Dan, I don’t know how to-“ “F O O T B A L L”

[@AliensAreNoobs]

Rain Wennersten I wanted them to use that same intro again but alas... ‘‘twas not to be.

[@rabidrobbie]

"Did I just teach you how to win?" "You just taught me how to do anything!" Arin, do we need to flash back to Global Guts on SNES with JonTron?

[@dragonfurry69]

I was just thinking that, thank you!

[@roscosity]

IM MAD RIGHT NOW

[@batterybandit]

WHOA IT CAME RUSHING BACK TO ME AHHA

[@zeonlucid7059]

Glad I wasn't the only one thinking about that!

[@tophergonzales6778]

OHHHHH. WELL THAT MAKES O.K. THEN!

[@pokeguy742]

"It's Dungeons and Dragons for jocks." Actually, Dungeons and Dragons for jocks would be fantasy football.

[@spencerkempf4604]

Underrated comment

[@cjdesanti508]

Does that make football larp for jocks?

[@pokeguy742]

@@cjdesanti508 games with friends and family are, I guess. Professional games would be like a convention I think.

[@Ashling.Heenan]

This video is an accurate representation of what I watched my Giants do this year, except losing 2-0 may be consider an improved compared to their other 13 loses.

[@BeezowDoodooZopittybop-bop-bop]

Thanks for Odell Beckham Jr. lol

[@Underpantsniper]

Wow! you own the giants??? You must be mega rich.

[@75Cerbarus]

I honestly don't know what was funnier: Dan being mad at the game, Arin not knowing how to football, or Dan trying to explain football to a child?

[@Onyx619]

Its actually really cool that Dan knows alot about football but im just as lost as Arin hahaha

[@tristenj1992]

oniXlyl Same. Danny could be speaking Chinese and I would understand him just as much

[@jacksoncarcaba8535]

Yeah and it’s just as cool being someone who does know football

[@aagghgahgahghgha7963]

As a European I have no idea what's going on.

[@abc1236092]

juuzou suzuya As an American I don’t either...

[@biffkin1229]

As an American I have no idea what's going on.

[@pinestraker4840]

I was wondering the whole time how the first football game went. It was probably a bunch of people blasted drunk sat down and planned out the silliest most overcomplicated thing they could. You know the usual rigamarole "We should make the ball not round, how wacky would that be!", "OOH! And name it 'football' but hardly ever kick the ball!" Then they each had a different version of the game when they were finished and compiled it into one game randomly.

[@graciegj63]

juuzou suzuya I'm American and have no clue either.

[@grantbridges]

juuzou suzuya Consensus seems to be the Americans are right there with ya

[@darkreyule]

11:20 this moment, and Arin hitting 23 on the roulette wheel are right up there with my all-time favorite GG moments.

[@TVlord5]

Dan just sounds so genuine on "oh kill me"

[@sulgaron7171]

Arin is to football like Dan is to Overwatch lol

[@nighthorizon11]

Madden is one of the most innovative RPGs in gaming history. Glad they gave this a shot.

[@Aberator5]

cooldog2168 pro Jared

[@nighthorizon11]

*ProJirard the Finishist

[@BirdUpFR]

That was a great April fool's video

[@slaturwinters1828]

cooldog2168 madden is my favorite anime

[@ColbyePresents]

I immediately respect the shit out of you.

[@taylorsettle8463]

I'm actually rooting for Arin to win now, because he has no idea what he is doing.

[@legion999]

I'm always rooting for Arin, just because he is the underdog when it comes to viewer sympathy.

[@codingkriggsofficial]

I generally like "Yay! Danny wins! Matt and Ryan, put it on the screen. Yeah!" I think it is because Arin's attitude can be a bit serious in wanting badly to win. But in this instance, it is the opposite, he couldn't care less, and Dan is super serious, so I want so badly for Arin to win because it means nothing to him, while this is *everything* for Dan.

[@Iusethis4comments]

Shououts to Dan, who is probably the only lets player of all time who actually likes sports

[@ghostxfactory17]

QUEENDOM Its not the same for everyone. Most people don't feel the need to have knowledge on something they don't need to care about. I'm a geek but I grew up in the south so playing football was really the only way to make friends and now I'm very knowledgeable about football ironically because of that, even though I don't necessarily care about football.

[@outlawscar3328]

QUEENDOM Being athletic and being into sports are not the same thing. Why is someone who doesn't like sports more likely to be a loser in your eyes? I lift, run and climb everyday. I just don't find traditional team sports entertaining. I think field and ice events move faster, are easier to understand and just a better viewing experience for me. But I find long involved games with a myriad of arbitrary rules are more engaging in a video game where I can participate.

[@hermeskun3274]

QUEENDOM To be fair, while I'm an unathletic loser, I have nerdy friends who basically fit the stereotypical "socially awkward guy who hates and knows nothing about sports" while being able to do 30 one handed pullups. So there are ton of ripped nerds know just as much about sports as Arin.

[@SonicmaniaVideos]

Only lets player of all time... What is this sentence?

[@MonzennCarloMallari]

Doesn't PeanutButterGamer like basketball? Or is it just basketball games?

[@Cincystone]

are they fucking playing in the snow bowl? That field burns my eyes

[@Reisen_Inaba]

Did... you, not watch from the beginning? They chose to play in the snow...

[@trevr7376]

RIP John Madden, watching this in your memory :'(

[@ryans9647]

plz make more sports episodes. Arin being oblivious and Dan trying to explain to him is hilarious

[@aaronjackson1875]

no

[@toddles822]

This is a very accurate representation of the Giants' 2017 season

[@icarusmarioFAN]

Not enough injuries in this

[@alexkobs7161]

And the dolphins in general.

[@vinnythewebsurfer]

2 franchise that ran into the ground all in 1 season. All that’s missing is Arin Making the QB just stand there and All the giants receiving core removed from the game and it’d be 1:1

[@icarusmarioFAN]

vinnythewebsurfer I think you're giving Jay Cutler way too much credit, to be honest.

[@drewmyself893]

OMFG I can't breath, Arin running an HB pitch on 4th and 22 and he gets it.

[@icarusmarioFAN]

I wish more of this audience could actually understand why that made Dan die inside and every football fan watching this flip their shit

[@BroadwayBrittany]

Drew Myself I understand the basic rules of football but have no clue about specific plays and such. Care to enlighten me on how exactly what he did was crazy?

[@icarusmarioFAN]

BroadwayBrittany Basically, in real life football, this is normally considered a practically impossible situation since that's a lot of yardage to gain (anything over 10 is considered long) and failing to gain the necessary yardage gives the ball to the opponent while also giving them good field position. Normally, the offense would punt the ball to put the opposing team far away from the end zone to score, as to not take a gamble. But even if the team chose not to punt the ball away, a pass play is more effective since it's difficult to run the ball more than five yards in a single play, while passes can go for a considerable distance. Essentially, Arin running a run play at 4th and 22 and successfully gaining the yardage for a fresh set of downs is a slim to none chance

[@poisonedpotion]

A coach calling that play in the NFL would be fired the next day no questions asked.

[@michaelschrieber6461]

Lmao I know! Dan should have sold his controller after that haha

[@TheSoulGlitch]

Arin is probably thinking of the Miami Marlins baseball team, who started in 1993.

[@JacobHillSBD]

However he's still incorrect because that's also a Baseball team.

[@codingkriggsofficial]

Yes but at least that would mean he got the Miami part right, so it wouldn't be so off-topic.

[@travdye347]

Except they were originaly the Florida Marlins so no he didnt get the miami part right lol

[@KratosAurionPlays]

2:49 I always forget how much Dan knows about sports. 7:50 Old Madden seems very old. 23:20 Where did the snow go?

[@mediocreandworse59]

Oh no Dan and Arin are on the cover of a Madden thumbnail so they'll be horribly injured in a freak accident as the accursed tradition dictates

[@nedwart]

DAMMIT

[@roeroethaboat]

explain?

[@windmillcreep6836]

Jesus Wore Jordans unfunny

[@BRBMrSoul]

oh dont be silly, its pretty obvious they've already got concussions, or at least Arin does

[@NessLow]

The Madden Curse strikes again

[@domenickhutterer6838]

Arin not understanding football gives me life

[@HopalongPR]

This is the Freaky Friday episode of Game Grumps. Danny is the one explaining what to do to a very confused Arin XD

[@mattshannon3182]

"ill kick I guess" holy shit arin did the right thing....

[@llGemini19]

I am Arin. I have NO idea wtf is happening at all. lmao

[@controlfreak110]

This is best game of football ever played. No debate exists that proves me wrong.

[@blueshky]

any game that has an ambulance hit players on the field is #1

[@jarrettmaltry6305]

Control Freak LOL this now this.. THIS is a comment, I commend you

[@Leongon]

How about one that you play with your actual feet? ovo

[@controlfreak110]

Leongon draws stuff my apologies I meant American football. The one you’re thinking of is an actual sport.

[@controlfreak110]

Crouching Dragon not if you’re a tiger. It’s easy to follow when your world is grounded, but dragons are to up in the air. To see this video teaches grounded friendship.

[@dj_lilchopp]

Remember that guy in the 2013 panel who wanted Jon and Arin to play Madden? After the long wait, he finally got his video.

[@PSVitaat2am]

That brings back memories

[@MasonTalks]

My first thought upon seeing the thumbnail lol

[@andrewjenkins9965]

It's been so long... Jon has changed so much since then.

[@poisonedpotion]

Not really. He's still as funny as ever.

[@dj_lilchopp]

Personally, Jon hasn’t changed but his content sure has and for the better!

[@realsheep42]

Arin plays football games like I play all video games: smash all the buttons and hope something works

[@gray9818]

I mean, that's also how he plays video games in general some times

[@Impstar]

That is how I play too, it works for games like Hyrule Warriors lol xD

[@mr.hermitthecrab9150]

That is the best strategy

[@macielynn1072]

Exactly how I played Smash Brothers Melee.

[@FanZ2626]

For once I can't criticize Arin's gameplay or ignorance at all, because I'm every bit as confused as he is about how the heck football works.

[@krombopulos_michael]

Honestly have no idea how this confusing as fuck game became the biggest thing in America. Like baseball, basketball and hockey all make some kind of intuitive sense at least.

[@Mostlyharmless1985]

It's not intuitive that you need to advance the ball to the other side of the field, and prevent the other team from doing so?

[@cameronvadnais4388]

@@Mostlyharmless1985 it's all the stopping and timing.

[@Mostlyharmless1985]

@@cameronvadnais4388 35 seconds between plays, clock stops on an incomplete pass, continues after a run. Easy.

[@Ishidalover]

"It's d&d for jocks" amazing

[@michaelschrieber6461]

Ishidalover pin point comparison too lol

[@MrClickity]

It's especially true nowadays with fantasy sports being so popular. The only difference between that and any other pen and paper RPG is that the RNG is a game on TV instead of a roll of the dice.

[@FinalDragoon63]

As someone who LOVES football (Go Pack Go) and D&D, it really absolutely is.

[@Inerrant1]

I once told a guy that Fantasy Football was just roleplaying a manager for football nerds and I saw the light fade from his eyes.

[@heyitsaleesha]

My dad is such a die hard Eagles fan (Philly born n raised) that I automatically get defensive whenever anyone shits on the Eagles...then I remember that I don’t actually care about football and the feeling is gone...it’s weird.

[@article-zero]

heyitsaleesha Same with my dad and the Colts.

[@XX-cy2sb]

heyitsaleesha liking a sports team just cuz you were born where the team is from is prettt stupid anyhow

[@lawnmowerdude]

I feel exactly the same way.

[@DGKong]

I'm the only Eagle fan in a Cowboy family so I'm defensive 24/7

[@trentparham9026]

heyitsaleesha i get it. And it sounds dumb for liking a team because you were born there, but there's also like a hometown camaraderie that some of us can't help but feel some pride in. Its weird.

[@mahoutsukai8956]

"W H A T S A N A U D I B L E ?"

[@hutte1751]

It's a fast and easy way to catch up on your reading wants and needs for an affordable price.

[@benjaminfarias9169]

An Audible is when the Quarterback changes the playcall before the ball is snapped (or "hiked" as non football people would say). Quarterbacks always read the defense and based on the way they line up, they can change the play if the Quarterback doesn't like what he sees.

[@SamuelRyanLilly]

This is easily one of the top 100 Madden games of all time.

[@JacobHillSBD]

Samuel Lilly I mean, technically all of them are because there's less than 100 Madden Games.

[@SamuelRyanLilly]

Could've fooled ME

[@androzani]

r/woosh

[@njnjhjh8918]

Yes, but for how long?

[@Grimdawn95]

Jacob Hill ya don't say

[@MetaHog122]

Dan: Hey, Arin! Arin: WHAT! Dan: Let's play football again! Arin: But Dan, I still don't know how to play- Dan: Football! Dan chucks the football at Arin's face. Arin(in pain): Uuumph!

[@TheSeppomania]

wow, first time I'm rooting for Arin ^^

[@bassplayertaylor6983]

TheSeppomania Me too. We must just like underdogs I guess

[@devong1838]

Routing?

[@pedromrsil]

TheSeppomania exacly

[@PowahSlapEntertainmint]

I'm Arin when it comes to talking about sports...

[@LarryButz]

"Is this an investment strategy...?"

[@329link]

I'm worse

[@rosav6951]

PowahSlap Entertainmint I would like your comment but I don't want to ruin the beautiful number of 69 😂

[@nicholasmagliano5145]

Don't worry, most fans on this channel are too

[@BackwardRocketStudios]

NICE COAT.

[@Norweeg]

A 23 minute long episode that's just part 1 of a series of SPORTS BALL! I'm gonna CONCLUDE!

[@taylorjudge4506]

norweeg bro don’t finish everywhere bro

[@PumperKrickel]

Don´t forget to fucking preeee first!

[@jamiewalsh3349]

Danny: "Hey Arin." Arin: "What!?" Danny: "Let's play football." Arin: "But Dan I don't know how to play-" Danny: "FOOTBALL!" Why didn't you put the opening sketch in again?

[@normal-potato05]

This is a video I’ll always come back to every year, did it last year, definitely not forgetting about it next year

[@hikuro14]

Good lord an entire first half with the only score being a safety. Just imagine a real game being like that.

[@loganmadison9884]

hikuro14 pretty sure it was like that in like the 30s lol

[@WilfredCthulu]

Finally they're acknowledging the game series that has the most beautiful title screens ever, sports games are always so funny to watch to me.

[@tailedgates9]

Those fucking mouth flaps, man. XD

[@ThisIsCSDX]

BLAPBLABBERBALRGHBALARE

[@PSVitaat2am]

Use to rock this game all the time as a kid

[@mrblt1299]

dude i see you every where i go

[@bafbegagglestick6241]

I literally can't tell if you're being sarcastic about the title screens or not

[@icarusmarioFAN]

Only on Game Grumps would you see a running back convert a 4th and 22 for a first down

[@colmecolwag]

FireIcarus as a San Diego charger fan I wish that was true

[@icarusmarioFAN]

You know, I completely forgot about that.

[@pinestraker4840]

What the fuck language is that. Is that actually something from the game or are you pulling everyone's legs?

[@leahhall771]

Haha yeah sport to u too

[@DriverScottieC]

colmecolwag Ha! "San Diego" Chargers

[@will-eh3qt]

Am I the only one here besides Dan who’s a big sports fan?

[@Sybato]

I really really hope Arin wins only because of the safety

[@codingkriggsofficial]

Yes. Although it would be really funny if he got yet another safety. :)

[@teecubed333]

This clash of sports knowledge vs. video game knowledge is the finest state of comedy, love these guys

[@isin4b]

How the fuck does Dan have encyclopedic knowledge of all Sports teams, what year they are founded, names, and iconic games in history?

[@godisdeadandimheretorule4580]

QUEENDOM+ yes. Apparently not having useless knowledge that the majority of people also don't know makes you a shut in.

[@diegorojas5368]

QUEENDOM lol quit hating , get some friends

[@JAKanDAX]

Cuz Dan's a football nerd

[@SodaMehPop]

Queendom has been going from comment to comment harassing non-football fans all over this video, remind me who then is the real "shut in loser?" Lol

[@bassplayertaylor6983]

Actually, I think wasting huge amounts of time learning useless facts and getting upset about a game makes big football fans just as much of "shut in losers" as video game fans.

[@Jionunez7]

I'm really rooting for Arin. Not only as a Floridian, but I also wanna see some Dan rage.

[@Lorenmakesart]

For some reason when I heard the news of Madden’s passing, I immediately thought of this classic video. R.I.P.

[@carelessrex]

This is the second time I'm watching this. Honestly, when you guys play any football related game it's like the funniest thing ever.

[@ShotgunLlama]

_But Arin doesn't know how to play footba-_

[@kyleseidl8503]

ShotgunLlama FOOTBALL!!!

[@putdogdirectlyonbed]

the chord for 'vs' in the intro is really nice to listen to honestly

[@cmptrn825]

It's not a chord actually, pretty sure it's just an octave. But you're right, no dissonance or anything in an octave and it's the root of the scale in this case so it's extra nice!

[@XsuperneonX]

Half a minute in and the gibberish / mocking of Donald Tr - I mean John Madden is already killing me.

[@windmillcreep6836]

Super Neon libtard snowflake😂

[@PSVitaat2am]

It's definitely what happened

[@ktony859]

@Windmill Creep They lookalike, so don't bring your retarded phrases into the Grumps comment section.

[@whiscashofficial9325]

Windmill Creep they look pretty similar and saying that doesn't make someone a libtard you fucking sod

[@senselessbliss1824]

Arin is shining the flashlight in the corner of the room while dan is trying to work on the engine

[@ichigo9312]

0:40 dans voice is perfectly synced with that dudes mouth movement

[@chadpatty9178]

I really appreciate Dan's sports knowledge. So hott right now.

[@wesanderson4173]

I’m amazed at Dan’s knowledge of sports history.

[@bradyrhodess]

Im suprised tbh That he knew the Ice Bowl and every destination

[@GreenCorgiQueen]

Can't believe they got Trump on guest grumps

[@kaded2367]

Emerald Ivory I actually thought it was him at first glance.. lol

[@REALwoombath]

I suggest consulting your local optician.

[@stuntmen75]

REALwoombath it’s an honest mistake, I think it’s the hair and suit.

[@elia_bellia4966]

I thought that was Donald Trump too XDDDDD

[@RycoreXIII]

damn it i was beaten to the punch

[@sundr0wn846]

I've always related way more to Dan, but whenever he starts talking about Sports i become Arin.

[@Underpantsniper]

That means you don't relate to him

[@sundr0wn846]

@@Underpantsniper true, i would've told Arin long ago what a bitch he has become without being scared about losing my job

[@ectoflower]

@@sundr0wn846 alright calm down edgelord

[@sundr0wn846]

@@ectoflower oh i'm sorry, did i cut you?

[@mightymatt01]

This was the best half of football I have ever seen. I laughed so hard at this. I loved this game when I was a kid, but watching you guys was a million times better.

[@liamfoskett5220]

I’m super into Dan’s expertise in sports

[@Stelog60]

9:03 When did Danny start cheerleading?

[@battery0.2]

Individually Sound where did he get a cloning machine

[@steventonche1037]

He's the prettiest cheerleader

[@elizzzzzza_96]

😂😂😂😂 ok now I want to see this in real life

[@zenith8417]

It even matches his NSP attire's colors.

[@beefymario8080]

Let's play a game.. Drink everytime you hear Arin ask "what's an audible?"

[@graciegj63]

beefy mario Well, this might rival the Stephen King drinking game in toxicity levels.

[@kingKeltec]

beefy mario I don't advocate alcoholism lol

[@PickleRick91x]

I'll always watch this 😂i just love seeing Dan actually have an advantage once in a while. Grump for life!!! Been with you guys about 2and a half years😊

[@dikkersjrad]

I feel like this is Danny's revenge for Overwatch lol

[@sadade32]

Handegg seems like such a complicated sport

[@GoodGuyPlayer2]

Was looking for this comment... it never disappoints.

[@SakuraAvalon]

And it's still simpler than Yu-Gi-Oh! Effing timing and wording, and the multiple phases inside one battle.

[@The_Blog]

Football or Soccer or whatever you wanna call it is so freaking simple in comparison. Every little kid can play it. You need 2 goals, 1 ball and a couple of people and you are done. I feel like American Football is so... overly complicated.

[@FayeOliviaDriscoll]

Just call it Gridiron,for pete's sake handegg sounds stupid.

[@Mister_B_]

It is, but so are a lot of other sports: cricket, Aussie football, rugby, baseball, etc

[@LuxasVTUBER]

Never knew Trump was a Football Manager.

[@thebandit0256]

He owned The New York Titans

[@HT1313]

Luxra ugh....john Madden :/ but I can see the resemblance

[@alanramos7757]

HT1313 Issa joke

[@markussimicak104]

The fucking disrespect

[@Revealingstorm.]

He tried to buy the Bills luckily he didn't get them

[@shanicerios2593]

I completely thought it was Donald Trump.

[@REALwoombath]

I suggest consulting your local optician.

[@rvrcty9451]

REALwoombath you've said this on 3 different comments

[@JohnCortelli]

It's almost like the guy in a Madden game is Madden or something

[@justsomebody-1665]

Do you not know who John Madden is?

[@PSVitaat2am]

Me too

[@GoopyMcGooperson]

Dan is so good at remembering what year things happened. its quite impressive

[@benjaminfarias9169]

4:02 for my non football nerds: 4-3 defense is a base defense. Most teams either run out of the 4-3 or the 3-4... The 4-3 stands for 4 defensive linemen and 3 linebackers. The 3-4 stands for the opposite; 3 linemen and 4 linebackers. 3-4 is a blitzing defense. Typically, 2 of your linebackers act as defensive extra linemen on the edge, with your three defensive linemen being your biggest guys. They stuff the run and take up blockers. Typically 3-4 defenses blitz 5 guys, but the linebackers can drop back in coverage instead of blitzing so it can be confusing for quarterbacks. The Nickel defense substitutes a defensive linemen or linebacker for another Cornerback. In the dime, same thing, except you're subbing two men for two cornerbacks.

[@benjaminfarias9169]

So the Nickel and the dime are more for defending the pass and the 4-3 and 3-4 are more for defending the run. Although the 3-4 can also be used to stop the pass.

[@-moyo-]

Hey Arin, let’s play football! But dan, I don’t know how to play footb- FOOTBALL *thud* ohwwuhhuh

[@RufusDraconem]

Halfway through, if Danny loses to someone who know nothing about football, I'm going to be so pissed

[@DellSnooze]

Rufus Draconem Were you disappointed?

[@codingkriggsofficial]

Yes, yes, you feed my hunger. I'm so rooting for Arin.

[@SirAttilaneto]

I... am... sssssssso lost in this.

[@SirAttilaneto]

Like, do you acctually move the blokes, or is it just menus... Is this how real american football is like? Shit just appears in front of the coaches and they have to choose by pressing buttons?

[@TheDumpMuffins]

I’m lost in your eyes...

[@buchiklop110]

You only control one player on your team, the one with the star. When you get the ball, you have 4 chances to move at least 10 yards, until eventually reaching the end zone and scoring 6 points. On fourth down, if you don't think you can get enough yards for a first down, you can decide to kick a field goal for 3 points (typically if the ball is at the opponent's 35 yard line or closer) or punt the ball and give possession to the other team. Should you score a touchdown, you have the option to kick an extra point or run one more play at the 2-yard line for a chance to score 2 points. When the Game Clock reaches 2:00 at the end of the 2nd and 4th quarters, the clock automatically stops at the end of the play for a time out. Nowadays, there are a bunch of special rules that also go into effect, but they didn't exist back in 1994.

[@will-eh3qt]

You choose the plays on the menus but you still gotta control the players too

[@SuperNintendawg]

If you're not American, it's a little like rugby only you can throw it forwards if you're behind the line of scrimmage (where the ball starts). The coaches call plays where every player has a role to play. You can four "downs" (tries) to advance the ball ten yards (~9 meters) and get a new set of downs or score by reaching the end of the field. Play stops when a ball thrown forwards touches the ground, or if a player who caught or is carrying the ball is tackled or runs out of bounds. You can also kick the ball to the other team if you don't think you can get a new set of downs. If you reach the end zones, you (basically) get 7 points, but if you kick it through the yellow poles you get 3 points. If you're not trying to score, you're defending. Just like in soccer, the object on defense is to stop the other team from scoring and/or steal the ball. Just like any other sport, there's a ton of rules and regulations that I didn't mention. Admittedly seeing all the plays on a 20 year old console makes it look very complicated. The appeal of football is unique. There's an insane amount of strategy at play. Each down each turn chooses a play, so trying to outhink your opponent is a big part of it. At the player level, football accommodates a wide range of athletes. Big muscular guys can be linemen, skinny fast guys can be receivers, etc. Each player has to memorize the plays and the code from the coaches, too. There's a lot of room for smart but not super athletically gifted players to excel. Football is one of the most dramatic and exciting sports to watch. Unfortunately, it's also very controversial. Playing football is extremely damaging to the brain. The league is incredibly corrupt and, to be honest, racist. The effects of brain trauma really put me and others off the sport. It's actually worse for you than boxing. It's a very tragic sport because it's so amazing and so terrible at the same time. Hope that helps.

[@xipheonj]

It's like they flipped personalities. Aaron is just relaxed and having fun and Dan is all serious and frustrated.

[@cooldragon1990]

Arin is like a lost puppy! He wants to do well and looks to Danny to see if he is doing the right thing. It's really adorable and funny! Sure, Danny has no idea what he is doing either, but Arin just steals this episode!

[@staticfanatic]

INCOMPLETE!WOUT OF BOUND SPASS INTERFERENCE

[@codingkriggsofficial]

Haha, I caught that subliminally, but I appreciate you rebrought it to my attention. :)

[@Veryfreshveryflourish24]

Take the shot -when Arin says dope -when Dan tells a story -when Arin rages -when they make you laugh with their odd humor -when Arin pisses someone off -when this drinking game is giving you alcohol poisoning and i don't take responsibility from your hospital bills

[@andreworto14]

The most attention the Grumps have EVER paid to a game is Danny watching the clock before half time 😂

[@SodaMehPop]

Lads4Life I was shocked when he called those time outs. I was smiling from ear to ear like a parent at a pee-wee soccer match where my son was the only one to score a goal. But then HE BLEW IT

[@KevinGreene299]

Something funny about the devil rays and the show Sea Quest DSV (if danny and Arron see this) is that Lucas Wolenczak (played by Johnathan Brandon) Had a devil rays jersy on one episode that said they won the World Series the year they were founded and that year they actually did--the show was filmed months before.

[@enflamedhuevos]

Danny to the giants: “FUCKING CATCH THE BALL MAN” Wow maybe Madden is realistic

[@aidanfetterman1138]

HaHO, Danny you think you have it bad? I live in Michigan, the lions ask how do you football every year

[@icarusmarioFAN]

At least you got Cleveland

[@panic_dodge]

Danny going for first-round draft pick just like the actual Giants.

[@spokehedz]

To the GENIUS that decided to do a BRIGHT WHITE SQUARE for an entire episode of Grumbles... My eyes lit on fire watching this.

[@CakeBandits]

It's exactly like watching normal football!

[@Martingguru]

I love when they have fun with a game, it makes it so enjoyable to watch

[@azurebalmung4520]

"Should I, like, keep it a secret?" "Yes, that's the whole point." Wow, I could HEAR Brian in his tone xD