How Does Nothing Hurt You?! - Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)

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CaptainSauce

CaptainSauce

Күн бұрын

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@lavahead1005
@lavahead1005 4 жыл бұрын
Fight suggestion: Screw The Kings Taxes: 150 Peasants and 1 Hobbit in a circle fight (This army will be on the outside of the circle). Rules: You have to have a king that will survive until the end of the fight, No super or dark peasants, and no pharaohs. Fun idea: follow the Hobbit and/or King around. You will probably do this but just in case, remember to go in slow motion. (Like so the godly Captain Sauce can see)
@retro2621
@retro2621 4 жыл бұрын
i like the challenge name, it really made me laugh XD
@persontheguyman223
@persontheguyman223 4 жыл бұрын
Hmphh tOank
@temmiesbreakroom3715
@temmiesbreakroom3715 4 жыл бұрын
Too many units, but good idea
@spoopy_dragon
@spoopy_dragon 4 жыл бұрын
Rip caps pc
@retro2621
@retro2621 4 жыл бұрын
@@spoopy_dragon its 150, thats not that big of an army, but a 100 will start to lag his pc.
@etienneleroi9515
@etienneleroi9515 2 жыл бұрын
3:00 was the ultimate callback to original TABS. The ally-shooting muskets versus the overpowered poacher. 4 years later, the musketeers finally achieved victory
@evanstarrs3100
@evanstarrs3100 2 жыл бұрын
I think cap really underestimates the blow darter
@EripmavsDYraid
@EripmavsDYraid Жыл бұрын
​@@evanstarrs3100 you think?
@DIO-vw6me
@DIO-vw6me 4 жыл бұрын
"We don't wanna pull a tiananmen square here" China: Imma pretend I didn't see that
@rex-yt1111
@rex-yt1111 4 жыл бұрын
good one
@thatguy-fl4kl
@thatguy-fl4kl 4 жыл бұрын
Nice body
@didyfinkise9033
@didyfinkise9033 4 жыл бұрын
me and you are dominating this comment section bro
@yevhenbuhera189
@yevhenbuhera189 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao ikr
@DIO-vw6me
@DIO-vw6me 4 жыл бұрын
@Ezra Odeke *Loads gun* Exactly
@coolbeans7096
@coolbeans7096 2 жыл бұрын
I love how that captain executed the blunderbuss, entirely on accident. 10:20
@gavins3492
@gavins3492 Жыл бұрын
The blunderbuss's head now has holes in it
@hatstorm1097
@hatstorm1097 4 жыл бұрын
TABS’ cactus unit is like the Chuck Norris unit in UEBS. when you put them in, they can’t die. Chuck norris comes back to life instantly, and the Cactus is immune to most attacks in the game.
@xandraxie3183
@xandraxie3183 3 жыл бұрын
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@xandraxie3183
@xandraxie3183 3 жыл бұрын
@good night me don’t get joke
@xandraxie3183
@xandraxie3183 3 жыл бұрын
@good night yeah that is why I said dot because I don’t get joke. Also me confused on why I said that too
@FriendlyNeighborhoodGayGuy
@FriendlyNeighborhoodGayGuy 3 жыл бұрын
Technically the cactus isn't immune if it gets shot on an exposed part of its body it WILL die
@anakinskywalker5491
@anakinskywalker5491 3 жыл бұрын
@@FriendlyNeighborhoodGayGuy a sword attack works too. The reaper, and most melee units are good counters. The range units are a bit eh. Like the cactus can withstand whole ballista bolts.
@risingsun8321
@risingsun8321 4 жыл бұрын
“A Défensive Offense” On both sides, about a potion sellers range away from each other: 1 banner bearer 6 samurai in a line inside the banner bearer’s circle 3 samurai directly in front of the banner bearer. On both sides, in side the banner Bearers’s range: 1 potionseller 1 firework archer 1 blowdarter Like so cap can see
@sylvano0638
@sylvano0638 4 жыл бұрын
Thats. Hella smart.
@sylvano0638
@sylvano0638 4 жыл бұрын
Having a bunch of melee AND ranged stuck on the spot is actually perfect.
@NotMySelfAtAll
@NotMySelfAtAll 4 жыл бұрын
"about a portion sellers range" Are you American?
@sylvano0638
@sylvano0638 4 жыл бұрын
@@NotMySelfAtAll i think he meant 2 halflings range.
@crixxbrixx
@crixxbrixx 4 жыл бұрын
@@sylvano0638 it was a joke lmao.
@mrchickinman9984
@mrchickinman9984 4 жыл бұрын
Western faction: We have an army Sauce: Oh yeah? Well *we have a tank!*
@gamersgamestorm8291
@gamersgamestorm8291 4 жыл бұрын
I understood that reference
@irondragon9775
@irondragon9775 4 жыл бұрын
Wobbly west: oh yeah well we have a cactus!
@thenamesvaston5002
@thenamesvaston5002 4 жыл бұрын
Tribal Faction: Oh yeah? Well we have a Snuffy!
@SallyWillbanks
@SallyWillbanks 4 жыл бұрын
Secret faction Oh yeah? Well we have a ballooner!
@A_Man_The_Man
@A_Man_The_Man 4 жыл бұрын
Spoopy Faction: Oh Yeah? Well We Have A Grim Reaper
@drblood1559
@drblood1559 4 жыл бұрын
"Till death do we part" 1 pirate queen 1 blackbeard 2 reapers 1 priest 10 hobbits 3 bards (the three amigos) (No super peasent, super boxer, dark peasent, or tank)
@biegehail997
@biegehail997 4 жыл бұрын
What about thor
@King-kp7bf
@King-kp7bf 4 жыл бұрын
Thor cost the same as snuffy so thor can be used
@MerkhVision
@MerkhVision 4 жыл бұрын
IIRC the phrase is “till death do us part.” The way u wrote it means that they’d be apart until they die and then they’ll come together, which is the opposite of the intended idea of being together until they’re split by death.
@P1P3RMAXING
@P1P3RMAXING 4 жыл бұрын
The great pirite snuffy (not luffy) is gonna be king of the pirats
@gamersgamestorm8291
@gamersgamestorm8291 4 жыл бұрын
Alright, player controlled Ballistas go brrr
@creeperanimation4624
@creeperanimation4624 4 жыл бұрын
Thor vs black hole Choose a large map,take a halfling with the black hole bug on.take thor and put it right in front of the halfling.take a banner bearer and put it at the end of the map so thor wont reach it in time. make sure the lightning bolt makes the halfling fly in the air, if it doesnt do it just keep on replaying it until it happened. Please like it so sauce can see this.
@muneebmuhammad5984
@muneebmuhammad5984 4 жыл бұрын
I would like to see it.
@creeperanimation4624
@creeperanimation4624 4 жыл бұрын
Please like
@muhammadusamahshahid6805
@muhammadusamahshahid6805 4 жыл бұрын
I know what's going to happen
@NotMySelfAtAll
@NotMySelfAtAll 4 жыл бұрын
@@muhammadusamahshahid6805 what?
@ingag2154
@ingag2154 3 жыл бұрын
when the halfling turns into a blackhole you can only see halfling of the blackhole
@salvatorelivrericonsole1004
@salvatorelivrericonsole1004 4 жыл бұрын
When controlled in 1st person, the Wizard actually has infinite range and his shots hit the target no matter where you aim, so you don't need to worry about getting close enough
@crystalszeto2715
@crystalszeto2715 4 жыл бұрын
Revenge of the Cannon fodder: 25 hobbits 10 bards 10 peasants 1 dynamite maiden 2 cannons 2 Bomb Cannons Like so Captainsauce can see! Edit: THANK YOU! I have never had this many likes!
@Yes-to5ji
@Yes-to5ji 4 жыл бұрын
Crystal Szeto yes
@raymondwiggins354
@raymondwiggins354 4 жыл бұрын
Here is a challenge for tabs: Make a bunch of cupids(enemy team) fight a reaper, and behind the reaper have skeleton warriors, fire archers, peasants, halflings, squires, and/or a quick draw(your team) It's pretty cool what happens. It could even be in the intro part. Spoilers: the challenge is called "betrayal"
@muffins4744
@muffins4744 4 жыл бұрын
Noice likes
@nuggetking2139
@nuggetking2139 4 жыл бұрын
Yes!
@johannabecerra2181
@johannabecerra2181 4 жыл бұрын
Idk what this is but I liked!!!!
@seikkoh
@seikkoh 4 жыл бұрын
The Holy Snuffulufigi: 3 holy Snuffies You have to use the same or less cost for battle
@thydestroyer7990
@thydestroyer7990 4 жыл бұрын
Some Catapult Could Easily Kill That
@ilikefood1609
@ilikefood1609 4 жыл бұрын
He places 800 priests to be able to use more better units
@brothsipper-h5o
@brothsipper-h5o 4 жыл бұрын
I mean, it’s literally his rule that he has to use the same cost or less.
@danielgamerofficialreal69420
@danielgamerofficialreal69420 4 жыл бұрын
He can just use some ballistas to kill the mammoth then he’s gonna use some other units for the priests
@francisgarcia973
@francisgarcia973 4 жыл бұрын
@@ilikefood1609 .. ..j
@fayelawson6804
@fayelawson6804 4 жыл бұрын
“Western John Wick!” A quickdraw with 10 cheerleaders (No ranged units, Cap.)
@octomarette
@octomarette 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@unknownperson4848
@unknownperson4848 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@VIDEOGAMER20
@VIDEOGAMER20 4 жыл бұрын
yeah
@SeeingwhatDude
@SeeingwhatDude 4 жыл бұрын
Perfect Back into the future
@CYRILMARTINAJARO
@CYRILMARTINAJARO 4 жыл бұрын
Answer: Thor
@loismoraisyfrelink5607
@loismoraisyfrelink5607 3 жыл бұрын
“Shoot all the vampires right off the bat” Was that on purpose? 😂
@SCP-ThePlagueDoctor-hf6fw
@SCP-ThePlagueDoctor-hf6fw 4 жыл бұрын
“Useless horse!” You have angered the wobbly horse council
@FlintsForge6931
@FlintsForge6931 4 жыл бұрын
and hes the leader of the council
@lazyliongames5858
@lazyliongames5858 4 жыл бұрын
*AND NOW HE MUST COMMIT FORK SCRAP ON PLATE!*
@Dougedickenson
@Dougedickenson 4 жыл бұрын
Ok no you legs are jelly FEEL OUR PAAAIN
@SCP-ThePlagueDoctor-hf6fw
@SCP-ThePlagueDoctor-hf6fw 4 жыл бұрын
@@FlintsForge6931 he’s the leader hm? Time to pull a France.
@ygotsvlog3762
@ygotsvlog3762 4 жыл бұрын
@@FlintsForge6931 bruh the church of the wobbly is
@didyfinkise9033
@didyfinkise9033 4 жыл бұрын
"we dont want to pull a Tienanmen square here" his monetization: aaaaaand its gone!
@Megalon-qc8pf
@Megalon-qc8pf 4 жыл бұрын
China- aaaaaand it’s gone, AnD iT dIdNt HaPpEn EvEr
@justyneb6721
@justyneb6721 4 жыл бұрын
captainsauce : laughs me: keep an eye on this one
@robbiestrong-morse730
@robbiestrong-morse730 4 жыл бұрын
US GOVERNMENT-These Black lives matter protests might be shut down by a military like the MESSAGE CENSORED BY CHINA
@franzarvelcaole9624
@franzarvelcaole9624 4 жыл бұрын
What tienanmen square
@SeaHicken
@SeaHicken 4 жыл бұрын
Franz Arvel Caole are you serious
@lavahead1005
@lavahead1005 4 жыл бұрын
“Something tells me Thor isn’t going to like tangoing with a Greasy Ships Maiden that’s built like a Line Backer” - Captain Sauce 2020 (If Captain Sauce sees just letting you know I love your videos and have an amazingly great day. ;) )
@gamingforlifetaco276
@gamingforlifetaco276 4 жыл бұрын
Kiefer Rich I read that as he said it... this is my first time this happened to me so you earned the right to be liked
@lavahead1005
@lavahead1005 4 жыл бұрын
Thank you. I’ve never had this many likes before. Thank you everybody who has liked. I’ve always wanted to have a chance to meet Captain Sauce even if it’s only a hello. ;)
@redjester9829
@redjester9829 4 жыл бұрын
Thor x pirate queen confirmed Imma go commit halfling in captainsauce video now
@Jayhjl
@Jayhjl 4 жыл бұрын
Got you to 96
@TransbianOwl
@TransbianOwl 4 жыл бұрын
Cap: "Something tells me Thor isn't going to be to interested in tangoing with a greasy ships maiden that's built like a linebacker" Thor: *gutteral roar or husky norse god* "Now that's my kind of woman!"
@jimbothetimbo6790
@jimbothetimbo6790 3 жыл бұрын
There’s some heresy behind your “person” Idk what It is
@TransbianOwl
@TransbianOwl 3 жыл бұрын
​@@jimbothetimbo6790 eh? What you talking about?
@lcemer111
@lcemer111 4 жыл бұрын
“I spent a small fortune in the research and development in the peasant rush” So did the soviets in WW2 but maybe just a bit bigger
@kevinnguyen3087
@kevinnguyen3087 4 жыл бұрын
*Our peasants.*
@scottowens1200
@scottowens1200 3 жыл бұрын
HELL YA
@mauriciov.511
@mauriciov.511 2 жыл бұрын
Blitzkrieg!
@crablord8499
@crablord8499 3 жыл бұрын
" would it come crashing down like a carpet bomb?" Ballooner: Good idea!
@below_averqge8206
@below_averqge8206 4 жыл бұрын
Swear to god, he gets funnier everyday. "We turned the tank into a rave hut..."
@caleblambert1222
@caleblambert1222 4 жыл бұрын
He does indeed
@petricegolden6223
@petricegolden6223 4 жыл бұрын
I can't stop looking at your profile here a sub
@generalgrievous7112
@generalgrievous7112 4 жыл бұрын
When
@fireboyfails8481
@fireboyfails8481 Жыл бұрын
@@generalgrievous7112 5:47
@neolin.99
@neolin.99 4 жыл бұрын
It’s Cactus Jack, and he’s sending you to hell
@robertplanas6064
@robertplanas6064 4 жыл бұрын
cactus gang
@apuffofpink8484
@apuffofpink8484 4 жыл бұрын
That profile pic is *CULTURE* right there
@lordprotector4266
@lordprotector4266 4 жыл бұрын
Scientific Warfare: A 6 by 2 formation of pikemen 4 Supporting 2 by 2 formations of Muskets on the side banners to hold everyone still.
@janTesika
@janTesika 4 жыл бұрын
This was so easy, I not only beat it, but ALSO beat in limiting myself only to one faction at a time, tribal through to western. Didn't use the legacy faction because they're kind of overpowered.
@CEOofArson
@CEOofArson 4 жыл бұрын
Turn on units don’t die and then surround a hobbit with wizards, this hobbit is going to space in a whole new way
@grate9
@grate9 4 жыл бұрын
That hobbit gon to beyblade itself into orbit
@liambakes5392
@liambakes5392 3 жыл бұрын
HOBLADE HOBLADE LET IT RIP!!!!
@CEOofArson
@CEOofArson 3 жыл бұрын
@@liambakes5392 Funny, did laugh
@liambakes5392
@liambakes5392 3 жыл бұрын
@@CEOofArson thank you
@Dark_Slayer3000
@Dark_Slayer3000 4 жыл бұрын
11:50 I love how the flag bearer on the left abuses the harpoon crew as a meatshield from the cannon lmao
@gingerbreadman6556
@gingerbreadman6556 4 жыл бұрын
Cap in tabs: I’ve got the greatest plaaaaaaaaan Charles in Henry Stickman: I’ve got the greatest plaaaaaaaan It’s confirmed, cap is Charles
@cianfawcett2144
@cianfawcett2144 4 жыл бұрын
So cap does live in America and is trying to get his citizenship by being in the army
@tylerbrewer8863
@tylerbrewer8863 4 жыл бұрын
nah, hes Chuck
@hatstorm1097
@hatstorm1097 4 жыл бұрын
Tyler Brewer Shut up already about the “Chuck vs. Charles” thing.
@peyten8811
@peyten8811 4 жыл бұрын
Charles copyrighted his plan I think so cap is copyrighting himself :3
@soal2742
@soal2742 4 жыл бұрын
:0
@nfxm5117
@nfxm5117 4 жыл бұрын
I have an idea for a custom battle, called "Backwards fight" put 2 ballistas in front of 10 muskets in front of 10 skelly archers, which are in front of 2 wizards, then 10 poachers, which are in front of 10 pikes, who are in front of 10 shields, who are in front of 30 peasants, who are finally in front of 1 bard.
@nfxm5117
@nfxm5117 4 жыл бұрын
Caleb Spink Ohhh damn
@nfxm5117
@nfxm5117 4 жыл бұрын
Caleb Spink Well, cap can just choose how many units he wants, all I ask is that it is relatively proportional to the original amount. Like if he scaled everything down by 2 or something
@bisexualburger4822
@bisexualburger4822 4 жыл бұрын
No arrows here: 1 Thor 10 Samurai 10 cactus Like for sauce to see
@spicysinigangagain9980
@spicysinigangagain9980 4 жыл бұрын
Haybalers and blunder buss
@danielmarcanglacer6643
@danielmarcanglacer6643 4 жыл бұрын
You forgot the Shogun and Samurai Giant and Lady Red Jade.
@frederick0709
@frederick0709 4 жыл бұрын
The Trouble Afoot: 1 Thor 1 Lady Red Jade 1 Artemis 1 Pirate Queen 1 Reaper 1 Vlad 1 Ullr 1 Blackbeard 1 Ice Giant 10 Blunderbusses 10 Shoguns 10 Cacti 10 Samurai Giants Win Condition: No Siege Units,No Heavy Units,No Cupid
@dragoknight589
@dragoknight589 4 жыл бұрын
Thor: Tries to kill Balloon Archer Poacher: *NO*
@magamerpro2467
@magamerpro2467 4 жыл бұрын
Lol funny
@dragoknight589
@dragoknight589 4 жыл бұрын
@@magamerpro2467 no u
@izyfrancisco6376
@izyfrancisco6376 3 жыл бұрын
You are a terraria guy right?
@tank4393
@tank4393 4 жыл бұрын
"Long Pointy Stick Gang" Medieval 1 Map 14 Spear Throwers in the back, then, in order: 14 Pikemen 14 Vlad 14 Sarrissas 14 Hoplites. Then 3 Banner Bearers to keep them in place.
@tdlegend3061
@tdlegend3061 4 жыл бұрын
Sauce should really try lots of cupids vs superpeasant. The results are surprising!
@AselOath
@AselOath 4 жыл бұрын
Super humping?
@tdlegend3061
@tdlegend3061 4 жыл бұрын
@@AselOath Nah XD
@AselOath
@AselOath 4 жыл бұрын
@@tdlegend3061 superior se... Se... Nvm
@AselOath
@AselOath 4 жыл бұрын
@@tdlegend3061 superior se... Se... Nvm
@rbxq
@rbxq 3 жыл бұрын
Press f for the boxer who survived a lightning bolt from Thor, 2 cannonballs from a davinci tank, and then died to a balloon archer
@DeadLiftGaming-wr7ln
@DeadLiftGaming-wr7ln 4 ай бұрын
W,F He deserved both.
@TheTrueSignpost
@TheTrueSignpost Ай бұрын
F
@zookeri5377
@zookeri5377 4 жыл бұрын
The Peasants Revenge: Red Team 30 Peasants (Spread Out) 15 Bards (Front Line) 30 hobbits(In the Back) 30 Farmers (Behind the Bards) 20 Scythes (Scythes in the back) 20 Hail Bailers (10 on Left Flank and 10 on Right Flank) Blue Team 1 King (Take control of the king and survive) (Just Pick Whatever u want after Mr. Sauce) Like So he Sees!
@zookeri5377
@zookeri5377 4 жыл бұрын
I really like how captainsauce gives us opportunity's like this. Even if this isn't picked I like the rest of the comments down there. c:
@Sualgoodman52
@Sualgoodman52 Ай бұрын
10:18 is no one gonna talk about the fact that the captain shot and killed they're own blunderbuss weilder.
@jaydendavila1646
@jaydendavila1646 4 жыл бұрын
“The vampires want something to suck I’ll give them something to suck”
@Kazuk.i
@Kazuk.i 3 жыл бұрын
N o .
@TV-nu9mp
@TV-nu9mp 4 жыл бұрын
TABS battle suggestion "a mix of everything" -Every single unit in the game except for super boxer, super peasant, and dark peasant
@terrylap6132
@terrylap6132 4 жыл бұрын
마법사TV His PC will explode before anything happens.
@Carrie_Krueger
@Carrie_Krueger 4 жыл бұрын
Terry lap its only about 140+ units in total, gaming pcs can run at least 250 units without lag so I think it should be fine
@soraalolanvulpix7224
@soraalolanvulpix7224 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god... I can just imagine the barrel roller blowing up like half the army
@drew-o-cide1939
@drew-o-cide1939 4 жыл бұрын
Good suggestion and you spelled super wrong
@keeneyekoda
@keeneyekoda 4 жыл бұрын
Completely forgot about the super and dark peasants
@tank4393
@tank4393 4 жыл бұрын
"Wooden Phalanx" 14 Protectors 14 Vlad 10 Spear Throwers Budget of 11,400
@plagueman049
@plagueman049 4 жыл бұрын
Protectors?
@tank4393
@tank4393 4 жыл бұрын
@@plagueman049 You know, the units from the Tribal faction that hold massive slabs of wood and effectively act as a crappy Shield Bearer
@plagueman049
@plagueman049 4 жыл бұрын
@@tank4393 Ah, right, forgot that's what they were called
@danielbohanon1830
@danielbohanon1830 4 жыл бұрын
“It just ran over the grim reaper” captain sauce 2020
@dragoknight589
@dragoknight589 4 жыл бұрын
Impenetrable Wall 15 Shield Bearers in the frontlines 15 Sarissas behind the shield bearers 10 Pikemen, placed so the pikes go a bit past the shields 2 Banner Bearers 10 Poachers
@jaguarian6329
@jaguarian6329 4 жыл бұрын
Bet you can't beat this CAPTAINSACUE THE BATTLE OF THE BULGE • You are surrounded by 10 M-1 Abrams •You are surrounded also by deadeye's and gunslinger's • No ballista's ! • Also 10 da vinci tanks •You can only use melee units • No God's • Use the same or less amount of money Like so Captainsauce can see.
@jaguarian6329
@jaguarian6329 4 жыл бұрын
Can everybody Like this So Captainsauce can see! Also Thank you
@TKag447
@TKag447 4 жыл бұрын
I feel a tad bit offended on how you called the wobbly horse “Useless”
@ghetoknight7801
@ghetoknight7801 4 жыл бұрын
He has been tainted by the evils of the musketeers and has forgotten the way of the wobble, in time he will apologise for his offense, or face critical punishment. Do keep in mind this is all the work of the renaissance.
@ghetoknight7801
@ghetoknight7801 4 жыл бұрын
_cough cough, western units are just weird-ern renaissance, they're all the same, e v i l_
@the212th9
@the212th9 4 жыл бұрын
He is evil the musketeers got to him
@noahg4258
@noahg4258 4 жыл бұрын
“Giants Attack” 1 Samurai Giant 1 Tree Giant 1 Ice Giant 10 Peasants 1 Tank 2 Lady Red Jades
@soal2742
@soal2742 4 жыл бұрын
No peasants
@tank4393
@tank4393 4 жыл бұрын
"Heavyweight Boxing Championship" King of the Hill Simulation map, 1 Ice Giant on 1 Ice Giant, and turn "Make units not die" on in the Bugs DLC. Take control of one of the Giants and try to knock the other off before they do so to you.
@amon6560
@amon6560 3 жыл бұрын
10:20 Did anyone else just realize that the captain shot a member of his team in the face
@sanstheskeleton679
@sanstheskeleton679 4 жыл бұрын
"The Panzer Elite" - 10 Tanks(Ridiculously far away from the front lines) - 5 Banner Bearers in front of the tanks(make sure 1 Banner Bearer is just barely holding down 2 tanks at once so none of the tanks move forward until the Banner Bearers die) - 30 Barrel Rollers(in front of the banner bearers, but not affected by them) - 20 Pikes(in front of the barrel rollers) - 4 Flag Bearers(Just a little behind the Pikemen, but not boosting the Barrel Rollers)
@daphnemartinez9411
@daphnemartinez9411 4 жыл бұрын
Seems that Thor is even stronger than the tank in TABS
@toniwhalin6813
@toniwhalin6813 4 жыл бұрын
Maybe, maybe not.
@toniwhalin6813
@toniwhalin6813 4 жыл бұрын
Depends.
@HakrTheAnimator
@HakrTheAnimator 4 жыл бұрын
I tested it it shows that if Thor is doing melle with tank then the tank would win and the range I think Thor wins due to the aim of a tank
@panzerkampfwagenausf.b.797
@panzerkampfwagenausf.b.797 4 жыл бұрын
@@HakrTheAnimator so you think lightning beats a tank if i have to choose ill have my money on the abrams
@HakrTheAnimator
@HakrTheAnimator 4 жыл бұрын
@@panzerkampfwagenausf.b.797 well I tested it a long time ago
@heartlessregardless3772
@heartlessregardless3772 4 жыл бұрын
Captainsauce is the best. Also, you aren't first, captainsauce is.
@Garf71
@Garf71 4 жыл бұрын
True
@scaley001
@scaley001 4 жыл бұрын
He's not wrong
@ApexHyperion
@ApexHyperion 4 жыл бұрын
Ok
@imc0nfused248
@imc0nfused248 4 жыл бұрын
You speak the true true
@pearasolalipdreedips
@pearasolalipdreedips 4 жыл бұрын
True wish youtube put up a commercial one day where somebody gets on KZbin and see an ad saying *you are not first you can never be first only the KZbinr you are watching is first*
@pillagerwithinternetaccess
@pillagerwithinternetaccess 4 жыл бұрын
fun fact boxer is one of the best units to control in the entire game
@JunkyFloats
@JunkyFloats Ай бұрын
13:23 " we are moving onto the spoopy faction" i love this
@sahlinegassi5456
@sahlinegassi5456 4 жыл бұрын
Call me crazy but I like Cap with his voice shot. When he's not shouting for the camera it seems like he's genuinely enjoying the game a lot more.
@SirDurbington05
@SirDurbington05 4 жыл бұрын
Thor: "Hey that was my kill!" Poacher: "Our kill" Me: ĶÒMMŪÑĮŠŤ
@braindamageelmo4572
@braindamageelmo4572 4 жыл бұрын
Sa how say sor ee
@seijin9760
@seijin9760 4 жыл бұрын
I have friends say that was our kill when they steal my kill on like apex and stuff ad i hate them for it
@SirDurbington05
@SirDurbington05 4 жыл бұрын
@@seijin9760 But it was OUR kill comrade
@seijin9760
@seijin9760 4 жыл бұрын
@@SirDurbington05 i hate you with ALL OF MY BEING AND MORE
@SirDurbington05
@SirDurbington05 4 жыл бұрын
@@seijin9760 No, WE hate me with all of OUR being
@mtndew314
@mtndew314 4 жыл бұрын
Hearing "cactuses" hurts my soul. Its cacti. like c'mon it's not hard to say.
@pokeinator7834
@pokeinator7834 4 жыл бұрын
Cactuses still sounds ok to me
@jeremim8233
@jeremim8233 3 жыл бұрын
@@pokeinator7834 yea
@Eric_Gurt
@Eric_Gurt 4 ай бұрын
Cacti sounds dumb
@DiminquintalicusDilwonicus
@DiminquintalicusDilwonicus 4 жыл бұрын
Just out of surgery, been binging captainsauce, hurts to laugh but I shall not stop.
@user-gn4ts8jb7n
@user-gn4ts8jb7n 4 жыл бұрын
What type?
@MerkeligStrormride
@MerkeligStrormride 4 жыл бұрын
The French revolution 30 peasants 15 farmers 10 halflings 5 musketeers 3 executioners 1 cannon You have to protect a king. You also have half money because the king spent the other half on a party.
@Andrew_Paris
@Andrew_Paris 17 сағат бұрын
I know i'm late but that's clever as hell
@boxyboi5843
@boxyboi5843 3 жыл бұрын
Captainsauce: The cactuses are killing the tank!? Meanwhile the deadeyes doing 90% of the damage: Am I a joke to you?
@MariaDiaz-yc9jy
@MariaDiaz-yc9jy 4 жыл бұрын
5:48 Gandolf súper charged the tank it shot electricity instead of a cannonball Captain can you replay that or did you see it while editing the video?
@keewffbywrhathrrd3603
@keewffbywrhathrrd3603 4 жыл бұрын
The Da Vinci Tank didn't shoot electricity, it was Gandalf who cast the lightning spell.
@jack_on_crac
@jack_on_crac 4 жыл бұрын
@@keewffbywrhathrrd3603 at first yeah but if you look at it just as the clip starts can dogs eat the lightning but then something shotback at the red team presumably the tank Edit: did I just say can dogs eat lightning?
@MariaDiaz-yc9jy
@MariaDiaz-yc9jy 4 жыл бұрын
Look at it with your EYES
@MariaDiaz-yc9jy
@MariaDiaz-yc9jy 4 жыл бұрын
@@keewffbywrhathrrd3603 at 4:49 You can clearly see that the tank shoots lighting after Gandolf Zapped it looked it took the energy and re directed it like in Avatar Lightning Re direction
@keewffbywrhathrrd3603
@keewffbywrhathrrd3603 4 жыл бұрын
@@jack_on_crac The lightning spell can only be fired by the Wizard. It's not something that can be reflected or shot back, like Zeus' lightning.
@kevincuddlefish9648
@kevincuddlefish9648 4 жыл бұрын
totaly accurate battle simulator :the last stand off will need one of the most thought out army possible cs: *T A N K*
@MementoDaMori
@MementoDaMori 4 жыл бұрын
Me: Clicks on video Cap: Bearded *Norweigian* Gods Me: OH MY GOD THATS ME MATE!!
@pokeinator7834
@pokeinator7834 4 жыл бұрын
Norwegians don’t say mate
@MementoDaMori
@MementoDaMori 4 жыл бұрын
@@pokeinator7834 have you ever spoken too one
@leviarmstrong661
@leviarmstrong661 3 жыл бұрын
You don't know that
@SplendidSuperman122
@SplendidSuperman122 10 ай бұрын
10:19 Captain: “You’re useless blunderbuss! I’m executing you!”
@gommiestrydom9555
@gommiestrydom9555 Жыл бұрын
12:16 Are we going to ignore the fact that the Pirate Queen gave that poor poacher the Anakin vs Dooku treatment?
@dange343
@dange343 4 жыл бұрын
9:10 when your teammate steals your kill in warzone.
@tymcornell
@tymcornell 4 жыл бұрын
Me after hearing someone say cactus is invincible: looks at cactus, I am a god
@helloperson9445
@helloperson9445 4 жыл бұрын
Lol good one
@_Tipic
@_Tipic 4 жыл бұрын
Wha.?
@VIDEOGAMER20
@VIDEOGAMER20 4 жыл бұрын
yeah
@frosty7659
@frosty7659 4 жыл бұрын
Yep lol
@teomasonsouvie8606
@teomasonsouvie8606 4 жыл бұрын
R/youngpeopleyoutube
@asowatavizio4545
@asowatavizio4545 4 жыл бұрын
14:21 How did that Boxer kill both of those Vampires at the same time
@just_a_tree8011
@just_a_tree8011 2 жыл бұрын
10:00 Nope, that was just the kickback from the shotgun.
@Lgradzki.
@Lgradzki. 4 жыл бұрын
Glitch suggestion Step 1 turn on make units not die Step 2 put down a few barrel rollers Step 3 put down a sacrificial hobbit Step 4 watch the game break
@Vouniern
@Vouniern 4 жыл бұрын
Battle idea: Mr. Peasant, Get Down! Place 1 peasant in the middle of a circle and surround it with one of every bullet-firing unit on the opposition. You’re only allowed to use melee units to take down the threat, and cannot possess the peasant (other units are fair play). Once you’ve won, try switching sides and using only ranged units against your winning army!
@josephbogren444
@josephbogren444 3 жыл бұрын
There’s no way that formation on the first one was unintentional
@liamperry1306
@liamperry1306 4 жыл бұрын
They only charged 6 feet because they were trying to social distance
@skeletonstudios8466
@skeletonstudios8466 4 жыл бұрын
Dave’s Jones: 1 pirate king, 3 cheerleaders, 10 skeleton soldiers, 5 flintlocks.
@dyshawndeas3105
@dyshawndeas3105 4 жыл бұрын
THE HOLY SQUAD:2 Tanks 3 Sunffies 20 Achers 30 Priest .PS you can use as much money as you but you have to win in a Stupid way
@tomrichmond8388
@tomrichmond8388 4 жыл бұрын
You can tell cap is pissed when he has a tank and Thor in the same army
@cirthador1453
@cirthador1453 4 жыл бұрын
Wormhole: Thor versus a hobbit, with hobbits turn into black holes on.
@funkysunky904
@funkysunky904 4 жыл бұрын
I like ya cut g. Front: 1 captain Blackbeard. 1 king 30 peasants Back: 3 quick draws. 5 muskets Middle: 5 pike man. 4 barrel roller 30 peasants. Like so he can see.
@fischl-von.luftschloss
@fischl-von.luftschloss 4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, totally pirates and tanks are not ridiculous, totally tanks were made during pirates. Fight suggestion: Ehhh-?! You have to use units that come after pirates. Unless you have failed >:3 The enemy side: 2 Blackbeard’s, 97 pirate themed units, and 1 captain. ( Or make it pirate themed and you have to have 100 units)
@unibomber96
@unibomber96 4 жыл бұрын
“you’d be able to get on top of someone quickly” sentence of the year
@seikkoh
@seikkoh 4 жыл бұрын
Bruh, the Tiananmen Square joke had me dying. I didn't know he would go there Lmao
@lavahead1005
@lavahead1005 4 жыл бұрын
“Yaaa Peasant Rush for the win yaaa” - Captain Sauce 2020 (1. Reason why I love Sauce)
@shaggy8580
@shaggy8580 4 жыл бұрын
Like beggar
@Scout_from_deep_rock_galactic
@Scout_from_deep_rock_galactic 4 жыл бұрын
It’s Area 51 raid all over again
@dipsauce6725
@dipsauce6725 4 жыл бұрын
CAPTAIN, Life is a game made a new one. Women version. Everyone pls like so he can see
@deadinside1684
@deadinside1684 4 жыл бұрын
What
@janluus9590
@janluus9590 4 жыл бұрын
Thor:Dude you just stole my kill!" Poacher:" *O U R* kill"
@LushNotSlush
@LushNotSlush 4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes communism
@perodjetlic3186
@perodjetlic3186 4 жыл бұрын
The Rebellion 30 Peasants 20 Halflings 10 Poachers 10 Hayballers 1 Scarecrow
@steppenwolf3206
@steppenwolf3206 4 жыл бұрын
The wizard has infinite range when possessed
@CyberCy2
@CyberCy2 4 жыл бұрын
There's a secret ending in henry stickmin
@helloperson9445
@helloperson9445 4 жыл бұрын
Than doot it
@soraalolanvulpix7224
@soraalolanvulpix7224 4 жыл бұрын
@@helloperson9445 What
@huang111
@huang111 4 жыл бұрын
bruh he’s telling CaptainSauce maybe shut up and go to spelling school instead
@soraalolanvulpix7224
@soraalolanvulpix7224 4 жыл бұрын
@@huang111 Are you talking to me? Or yo shi?
@marlonsmiracle9092
@marlonsmiracle9092 4 жыл бұрын
huang家亮 please be nice.
@Cyatish
@Cyatish 4 жыл бұрын
Hey guys like this so he can see, A single pikemen can kill a reaper I’ve tried it
@WatchingVideos-w9v
@WatchingVideos-w9v Ай бұрын
2:57 yea let’s go musketeers finally prove captainsauce wrong
@kristophersnyder2949
@kristophersnyder2949 4 жыл бұрын
"I'll give them something to suck. Good luck gripping onto this" 14:35
@AdventuresofEmily
@AdventuresofEmily 4 жыл бұрын
When you finish the Henry stickmin collection you should play Among us
@niconator1118
@niconator1118 4 жыл бұрын
I have played 160 games of among us I think he would enjoy it he could play with his friends or public games
@falklandsowner6299
@falklandsowner6299 4 жыл бұрын
He didn't have any plans to play Among Us
@dhruvpatel6412
@dhruvpatel6412 4 жыл бұрын
@@niconator1118 sadly in one of the Henry stockman collection videos he said he has no interest in that game and he won't play it.
@whoisanarnb
@whoisanarnb 4 жыл бұрын
@Dhruv Patel Ah yes, Henry *Stockman*
@AceFuzzLord
@AceFuzzLord 4 жыл бұрын
@@whoisanarnb I'd love to see a spinoff game all about Henry going into the stock market under either a legitimate or shady company and having to build it up
@oscarsalazar3529
@oscarsalazar3529 4 жыл бұрын
The best content doesn't exi- the perfect content
@amonguser6917
@amonguser6917 3 жыл бұрын
me at 1:16 of this vid pauses the vid and counts the muskets and there's 14 musketeer's
@Boi-jh2tz
@Boi-jh2tz 4 жыл бұрын
Army Of The Dark King (warning this is hard so you can use super peasant or modded units): King: Dark Peasant Kingsguard: 10 Reapers Army: 50 Skeleton warriors, 50 Skeleton bows, 8 pumpkin catapults
@noisepuppet
@noisepuppet 2 жыл бұрын
Hungry Ghouls and Vampires level (around 14:00 forward) can't be won with massed poachers anymore. I think they buffed the vampires and now they're borderline invincible when backed by sword casters and candle heads. You pretty much have to cheese the level somehow.
@snjzz382
@snjzz382 4 жыл бұрын
15:36 get it bat cuz vampires
@godricktheminecrafted3113
@godricktheminecrafted3113 4 жыл бұрын
Hey cap, life advice There’s nothing wrong with unit possessing
@alexkhaid
@alexkhaid 4 жыл бұрын
Just your average Guy called Christopher or using bug dlc strats (aka cheating)
@adrianbridgeman8769
@adrianbridgeman8769 4 жыл бұрын
@@alexkhaid but possisiin isnt
@woahdude5553
@woahdude5553 4 жыл бұрын
imo possessing is cheating, with certain units like the wizard/thor it gives you infinite range (you can run away and spam their secondary attack) or if you have a unit vs projectiles/melee units you can dodge forever because their attacks are so predictable
@brothsipper-h5o
@brothsipper-h5o 4 жыл бұрын
You can say unit possession is cheating for yourself but not for other people. You don’t have to turn on unit possession in the settings, it’s automatically on and you can’t turn it off. Plus, you can beat a level with some strategies first try easily, but only sometimes, that’s for unit possession, too. Only sometimes is where unit possession will be very effective.
@alexkhaid
@alexkhaid 4 жыл бұрын
Adrian Bridgeman yeah, I guess
@highoctaneturbo
@highoctaneturbo 4 жыл бұрын
0 dislikes, the perfect amount
@adamstauder7844
@adamstauder7844 4 жыл бұрын
5 rn
@moonshroom5879
@moonshroom5879 4 жыл бұрын
20*
@CarsoloYT
@CarsoloYT 4 жыл бұрын
7rn
@mingustheprotector5192
@mingustheprotector5192 4 жыл бұрын
Now its the same amount as the likes Of this comment
@Madz00000
@Madz00000 4 жыл бұрын
Sadly its 7
@coopbuggin
@coopbuggin 4 жыл бұрын
This is a cool one I thought of! The line is a circle surrounding you You have to protect the barrel roller The enemy is a circle or hobbits, and peasants, about half and half of each
@F1rstNameLastName
@F1rstNameLastName 4 жыл бұрын
"I don't know how to deal with the Reaper" Does he not remember killing the reaper with like 4-5 spear throwers? You've got poachers this time, think about it.
@theguywhoasked2352
@theguywhoasked2352 4 жыл бұрын
First name Last name I thought that too
@alexkosinski6304
@alexkosinski6304 4 жыл бұрын
3:15 Chinese strategies
@Dropzoned
@Dropzoned 4 жыл бұрын
9:03 this is literally me when I'm playing a game with my friend.(im the poacher)
@thedeviousdiamond7609
@thedeviousdiamond7609 4 жыл бұрын
I’m doing a comment like contest with my friends, trying to beat 213, I know the boys got me on this one
@bobwhite5223
@bobwhite5223 4 жыл бұрын
I gotcha dude!
@thedeviousdiamond7609
@thedeviousdiamond7609 4 жыл бұрын
Thx my dude
@bobwhite5223
@bobwhite5223 4 жыл бұрын
Ur welcome
@gfuel9077
@gfuel9077 4 жыл бұрын
I love how in my opinion, your content has gotten better. I would like it if you did some comment armies, and on that note, can you have a friendly ride on the tank/snuffy/dragon? Like so C-sauce can see!
@galak-two-ya
@galak-two-ya 9 ай бұрын
The most overpowered strategy on an open battlefield is taking control of a Tank and running circles around the ememies.
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