How does the harvester 1270g process trees

[@solomonyambem5947]

Remember everyone, always plant 10 new trees after we cut one tree.

[@Timberteamhdpm]

Algo así

[@MariloPalazón]

Eso no lo hace nadie😢

[@YA.MA.TO.]

@@MariloPalazón誰もしないなら君がやろう

[@monicafernandezpintos4024]

😢

[@gustavomarroni1764]

Eu mais planto que derrubo! Aliás, nao derrubo árvore alguma.. Sou adepto á conservação da natureza. Sou mais adepto a utilização da madeira berrubada pela própria natureza ❤

[@pepsibIue]

Medieval peasant would die from one glance of this machine

[@santiagoorozco2570]

Looks like a transformer - horrifying

[@vaporwave9996]

"It's a dragon!" - medieval peasant joinked to our time

[@harambeuzamaki2985]

Me lord there’s giant iron ogre committing sorcery in Blackwell forest just over Humboldt Hill! Please send the Calvary! - Message from Hamwigs Pidgeon

[@yosepyo.z9905]

Quisiera ver sus reacciones

[@fiddlersgreen2790]

I died when I first saw one of these. Incredible machine

[@Vendetta162X]

The engineering behind this is absolutely fascinating

[@Timberteamhdpm]

Jajajaja gracias amigo👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@muhrilolimaah8022]

Sus

[@tanialemus1664]

Fascinantes para destruir los bosques, a eso te refieres????

[@schw1m_UwU_m3r]

Confirmo

[@schw1m_UwU_m3r]

@@tanialemus1664yo no vi eso en el video

[@deadlyDrack]

Gonna start calling my hand the Harvester 1270g.

[@Timberteamhdpm]

😳😳😳😳

[@minimino9878]

Ehh 1.27kg only? So weak

[@_ayamoo_4694]

猛者いて草

[@Panzerjäger_SdKfz.164_Nashorn]

Same

[@deadlyDrack]

Considering it's absolutely jerg'n n borg'n a tree, I'd say it's still miles ahead of what you can do, champ.@@minimino9878

[@scorpsjunknstuff4015]

Imagine being a 8th century peasant strolling through the woods and seeing this one day

[@DeepinMaiYass]

Beware a beast of iron and rope that destroys trees with a single grope. The forrest hides terrible truths.

[@fillingmachine7559]

That would be fucking horrifying, not knowing what the hell your looking at. But all you do know/think is that its a large metal creature with the ability to destroy entire trees wthin seconds with its huge claw thing

[@GMedlock-vx5iw]

Ax men workers are cussing as they see this

[@DeepinMaiYass]

@@GMedlock-vx5iw as their shoulders and elbows celebrate a simpler, less concussive life

[@emperor2408]

Kids don't go near forest; there's a monster who eats trees.

[@ayelio5982]

the engineer who designed this machine was a gamer.

[@Timberteamhdpm]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😮😮😮💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

[@pharoahzeus]

😂😂 facts 😌

[@stephenburgess5109]

Just cut them over sized too many come into our Lumber Mill too short to cross cut the debarker reduces stones damaging the Saw Blades in the mill .

[@JOESMITH-bx8qv]

More like a fat lazy man with low testosterone levels. This world is getting way too soft... SMH

[@LONEWOLF-rq5tl]

​@@stephenburgess5109Or just do it the way they're doing it here. 😒😒

[@MB-px7iu]

I swear, forestry equipment has gotta be the coolest looking gear on the planet

[@Timberteamhdpm]

Porque dices eso?

[@gasskeun4656]

Absolutely badass😁

[@НадеждаРостова-я5м]

А сколько ты сам своими руками посадил хотя бы одно дерево,а может ты,сука,посадил 100...200...1000 деревьев??????Это наша планета-ЗЕМЛЯ!!!!!!!НЕ ВАЖНО В КАКОЙ ТЫ СТРАНЕ ЖИВЕШЬ,СОВСЕМ НЕ ВАЖНО...ЭТА ГОЛУБАЯ (ПОКА ГОЛУБАЯ😢)ПЛАНЕТА СРЕДИ ПЛАНЕТ В КОСМИЧЕСКОМ ПРОСТРАНСТВЕ...СОЗДАННАЯ....???????,НАСЕЛЕННАЯ НАРОДАМИ,ЖИВОТНЫМ,РАСТИТЕЛЬНЫМ ,ЧЕЛОВЕЧЕСКИМ ВИДОМ....ЭТО ТАКИЕ ЗАГАДКИ ПРИРОДЫ,КОТОРЫЕ НЕ ПОДВЛАСТНЫ УЧЕНЫМ...ОНИ(ученые...делают вид,что все знают...На самом деле...они профаны.)ПОЛУЧАЮТ НАУЧНЫЕ СТАТУСЫ,ЗВАНИЯ...НО,ОНИ....0(ноль!)Природа... не изучена даже на 40%(земля,моря....) Раньше были исследования умнейших ученых-многопрофильных(тащили все на себе...не ждали вертолетов-самолетов...,теперь ,,ученый" за счет папиного верт.-сам.,,делает"...Нет,это это не опечатка...Не защищает,а за него делают...И эта ...тварь потом будет(со ,,знанием дела"😤🤑🤪) преподносить ,,свои знания" абитуриентам 😢Такие...обычно,собирают мзду...за ,,хорошую оценку,обедают-ужинают в ресторанах..,и пока ,,писька"не ляжет на отдых...склоняют податливых студенток на интим(ну да...ради хорошей оценки...)Вот эта гнилое научное обучение...ни к чему хорошему не приведет...)ПОРА ПРОШЕРСТИТЬ ЭТО СООБЩЕСТВО И ПРОВЕРИТЬ ИХ НА ПРОФПРИГОДНОСТЬ....НЕ ПРОШЕЛ...УВОЛИТЬ И ТОЧКА.

[@dougmeisterman]

​@@Timberteamhdpmwhat do you mean mate, fucking looking at it!

[@gigglemeblahblah3266]

It looks cool but :( really isn’t

[@ravanjock]

You shouldn’t be standing that close, remember you have to stay 30m (or 90ft) away from one of these. Mainly due to the flying tree limbs and debris which could maim or kill you

[@monstergreen3646]

I would just like to laugh at this person. They have obviously never worked in the wood industry. Us as operators are expected to do this with our boss standing on the log.

[@Unmannedair]

🤭

[@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation]

Get outta my forest, OSHA

[@kipbellington6960]

Probably in Russia or some crazy communist country with no health and safety laws hahaha

[@Timberteamhdpm]

Porque dices eso amigo ?

[@howtokdj]

"GET ME THAT HARVESTER..." "But SIR!"

[@XOGMAMBAx]

"Don't you care about the forests?" "NAAAH"

[@ichbinhasib]

😂😂😂

[@mega_jonne1546]

Jews

[@notoriousdragon2213]

That harvester isn’t bad, it leaves the branches and needles behind to grow more trees and become a cozy cottage for snakes and other small animals

[@Cstr0yer]

Don't know if I understood this joke correctly, but if I did, DEAR GOD IT HURTS TO JUST THINK ABOUT IT 😫

[@lukeskywalker6491]

The Lorax been real quiet since this dropped

[@Timberteamhdpm]

Lorax?

[@rockharvey4225]

The fuck?

[@rickandbrandonshow]

The fact people don’t get this joke makes it so much better

[@icetre4769]

Didn't expect this comment to be so underrated when I found it

[@masonbroadhead8742]

@@rickandbrandonshowfr 😂

[@ricochet8643]

If the old school lumberjacks from the 1800s-1900s could see this today they would crap their pants

[@謬]

"Yur stealin maH jobs"

[@melparker9272]

“Dis is sum oxenshit”🪵💪🏿

[@TYLERSWIFTSWORD]

Lmao

[@masonagent4009]

i’m crapping my pants right now, unrelated matter that’d i prefer not to talk about

[@MariloPalazón]

Si los leñadores de el 1800 hubieran tenido esa máquina, usted y yo y KZbin no existiriamos. Ya estaría todo hecho un desierto de arena. Lo que le vamos a dejar al próximo siglo:ARENA.

[@kellarkenderson9875]

I love the design and engineering process of this machine, it's like a miniboss in a machinery VS game lol

[@Timberteamhdpm]

😳😳😳😳

[@Esoteric_Loonaism]

Elves: "The Forest is Sacred and we must protect it at all costs!" Dwarves:

[@Timberteamhdpm]

Jajajaajaj

[@MashizMo-qp7pn]

😢😭🎋🐼😵

[@ExceedProduction]

Nah, that is humans. Imagine the terrifying marvels dwarves would wreak upon the woods.

[@boofe7206]

ROCK AND STONE

[@zedtric1512]

Soooooo cring

[@thepatplays8351]

The Lorax is going crazy rn

[@fabiolazelaya1464]

I was searching this answer

[@CiscoWes]

The Lorax has entered the chat

[@thatoneguy3284]

He definitely would be in a coma or something

[@Donvitto20]

Was jus boutta say this smh

[@Timberteamhdpm]

No entiendo el porqué?

[@johnnylee2903]

“I swear I didn’t use teeth.”

[@nikobrioso376]

💀

[@o7josh]

“Then why is there bite marks?”

[@SexMan4]

💀

[@AngelerFils]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@markb4890]

Well those are some sharp ass tonsils you have 😂

[@victororji4633]

Wow! Seeing this for the first time.

[@Timberteamhdpm]

Jajajajajajaj que gran comentario

[@Froggyman145]

"Wake up Dave, time to circumcise the forest." "What"

[@TonyRoseGardoce]

😂😂😂 I'm using my grams phone if that was circum id rather die

[@temanawaclayton7445]

😂😂😂😂

[@edithboozy1000]

Information unclear. Circumcised myself with a forest named Dave. 😮 🔪🍆

[@Imgood-letitbe]

🍆 destroyer

[@arezanmusic]

i wish we could tag beastchild

[@3puttharry]

That thing literally seems like it’s got a mind of its own

[@Timberteamhdpm]

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

[@Drewsky840]

No. It's literally being controlled by the operator.

[@igkinatsu]

​@@Drewsky840 we all know xD is just how the machine looks

[@peterpumpkineater6928]

Maybe because the operator has a mind of its own

[@squid_eats]

@@peterpumpkineater6928 true. it does seem quite fluid though, but i’m assuming he’s done this a lot.

[@CharlieDoutt-uw6kw]

"The trees can't be harmed if the Lorax is armed."

[@Timberteamhdpm]

😳😳😳😳

[@Mr_Fr34ky]

"Once you are shot, know that any more actions are for naught" "For when Lorax has an AK-47, you shall see the pearly gates of heaven"

[@CharlieDoutt-uw6kw]

@@Mr_Fr34ky "The Oncelers attempts were in vain, for all he feels now is pain."

[@henryboi_hehe]

@@CharlieDoutt-uw6kw”The Lorax warned you nicely, but he’ll make the eyes the place that feels the pain lastly.”

[@KuzenkovdRu]

Удобнее верблюду пройти сквозь игольные уши, нежели богатому войти в Царствие Божие. ❄️

[@Timberteamhdpm]

Que quieres decir con eso

[@illusion630]

“Find me that harvester!!!” “But sir???” “Find me that harvester…”

[@o7josh]

hear me out

[@allofthelights4734]

But sirrr!!!

[@cpnd]

Downbad fan woohoo!

[@raybanzdaman4174]

*Sweating intensely*

[@mzk1221]

I’ve not seen that guys memes in sooo long ahahaha thanks brother for reminding me

[@FZ2HELL]

Imagine being a tree and hearing this machine coming up the mountain for you and you know you cannot run away from it.

[@Timberteamhdpm]

😳😳😳😳

[@soymenssi7770]

Imagínate el inodoro escuchar cuando estás por centarte a cagar encima de él y no poder hacer nada 😢

[@083.heltinn]

​@@soymenssi7770HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@kgeethupp7]

​@@soymenssi7770sO lame with u.... Tree is an immobile living being🙏🏻🤷🏽‍♀️

[@FZ2HELL]

@@kgeethupp7. Don't take it personal....but you are right. A tree is a living organasm. I wish I didn't do Biology..... It sorts of makes one a monk. Life is supreme. All sorts of life.

[@RealSless]

"Yes sir, the doohickey is fully operational."

[@Timberteamhdpm]

😜

[@crazyarceus4617]

Elves: the forest is our home. It is a sacred place that shelters us from all evil Dwarves:

[@draconian_dragons6588]

This is the best comment

[@Timberteamhdpm]

Porque dices eso?

[@EllieBergeron92]

That machine is crazy, handling these massive trees like they're toothpicks

[@Timberteamhdpm]

😳😳😳

[@Jovan_Jarkarane]

Guess maintaining it must be very expressive

[@Woeisme2]

Just like Piper Perri

[@ComradeTomatoTurtle]

I still think this design is crazy good, the person who made this really thought outside the box.

[@CARSFRLIFE_]

2 in 1 basically

[@nuntana2]

Well it wouldn’t fit inside a box, so… 😜

[@youraveragecitizen1442]

This is seriously a cool machine

[@tomdiets5079]

It’s crazy to think that these things have been around since the first half of the 20th century

[@scots_knight4706]

​@@nuntana2 😂😂😂😂❤😁👍

[@dglesterhardunkichud4287]

Cameraman just chillin in the most dangerous spot he could find

[@Timberteamhdpm]

Porque dices eso?

[@zimzimph]

​@@TimberteamhdpmI think because the camera is so close to the machine and log. But in reality a falling tree is much more dangerous as you have control over the angle of the log when it's in that claw

[@davidedds6562]

Osha has left the chat.

[@leroy2158]

Camera man never dies bro come on...first page in the OSHA Safety guidelines

[@Abhi_.c]

Camera man never hurt remember that

[@chatzyt8030]

i could do this all day and all night

[@Timberteamhdpm]

😂😂😂

[@edwinvalero666]

This machine should be a boss in a horror videogame😂

[@Timberteamhdpm]

Como? Jajaja

[@dinkvjr]

Yes indeed 😂

[@SerenaBustamante]

i am a bit unsettled by it lol

[@xdragon2k]

You're a tree and you have to fight it off... as a tree... that doesn't move.

[@edwinvalero666]

@xdragon2k A human being hunted by self aware machines in a tree cutting warehouse, at night

[@WhiteWolfos]

The way it does it so fluidly makes it look like a creature 😂 I gotta try it out one day

[@freshcut3398]

Its human-operated

[@captainawesome9458]

Thought it was bumblebee 😮

[@tyruwas1]

It’s something out of the Matrix

[@brendonprophette8890]

it looks like the DNA encoders in animal cells

[@fernandosepulveda7297]

Lol does look like the claws that's grab the humans in the matrix.​@@tyruwas1

[@djentyboi6878]

By far one of the coolest machines ever built. It fascinates me

[@brannyxD]

And I think that is one of the worst machine ever created

[@Jon-er7pm]

​@@brannyxDwhy

[@noahbarrette9355]

@@Jon-er7pmyou live under a rock or something?

[@senselesskilla7275]

@@noahbarrette9355you live in the forest or something 🤡🤡

[@senselesskilla7275]

@@brannyxDno, go cry in a corner

[@EddieBR]

I love the way this looks. It has such a brutal look.

[@Timberteamhdpm]

😳😳😳

[@darthjump]

Imagine showing this to a 1900s woodsman.

[@Timberteamhdpm]

💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

[@ROKASniper89]

Hed be like neat. Then climb 200 feet up to top a tree.

[@didamnesia3575]

He'd be upset that he's cutting those logs so darn short they're basically useless.

[@SoundWaveOfficials]

peasant be like....." Oh Hell No, We have someone from a different galaxy ......AlieNNNNNNN"

[@josephpostma1787]

@@didamnesia3575 They are probably being cut a tad over 8'.

[@andrmusic4969]

girlfriend: don't worry, I'm gentle. also she:

[@Timberteamhdpm]

Ajjajajaajja

[@void_serenade]

why would ya worry

[@RamadaArtist]

"Dentata, is Latin, for teeth!"

[@amclaughlin681]

Too much teeth for sure 😂

[@mileselon1339]

"NO GIRLFRIEND STOP! STOP! AHHHHHHH!!

[@Alexorsumidk]

This man has more control over that harvester than I have over myself

[@emiltoutou1]

This man has more control over that harvester than I have-over-Esther

[@OmenmaMoses]

You're better than me that can't even control my self at all

[@BrokenBeats89]

No he hasn‘t

[@jakerazmataz852]

@@BrokenBeats89 I think he was having a seizure during that first cut. It looked like the machine was fighting him and winning.

[@ShreyanshMishra-qg4pm]

😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

[@dripleaf9494]

Me randomly at 3am

[@Timberteamhdpm]

Jajajajajajaj que bueno

[@prophetm77]

machine’s got more grip than most relationships

[@Timberteamhdpm]

💪🏻🤭🤭🤭

[@cocknball2732]

Huh??

[@ЗаремаБжахова]

Эта машина очень опасна.

[@FrostComrade]

Elves: "I love my forest" Dwarfs:

[@dustyramenshop2234]

Underrated comment

[@quixotic_mind]

Not out of necessity, purely to spite the elves

[@banjerd8032]

น่าเสียดายธรรมชาติ

[@kylejohnson5585]

meanwhile the real dwarves :I AM A DWARF AND IM DIGGING A WHOLE

[@deltazero7012]

That's a lot of axe and hammer handles

[@lukluke2461]

Imagine looking at a metal dinosaur chomping trees. Gotta look super cool lol

[@Timberteamhdpm]

😳😳😳😳😳😜

[@grovegang1078]

Yeah i was just imagining whrn ai will be in comtrol of these type of operations 😢🕴🏾

[@InfiniteDarkMass]

​@@Timberteamhdpmtf is that supposed to mean?

[@Uncleduncledinklecrunkle]

@@InfiniteDarkMasspeople being out of the job probably

[@nakulkaushal4473]

Idk. Just asking maybe you there was a show on discovery where the build robotic dinosaurs and fight each other. Do you know the name of it?

[@itsreallyted]

saturday night. jack and coke. two prozacs. and this thing workin my shaft 🙌

[@Timberteamhdpm]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Holycryptonite47]

The trees looking down like "look how they massacred my boy"

[@Timberteamhdpm]

😳😳😳😳

[@HowlingWolves]

it's a horror movie waiting to happen

[@Art-X-W]

Some trees can communicate with other trees with theor roots

[@elviraottonialves3618]

​@@HowlingWolvesThe Massacre of the Wooden Nightmare ATENTION VIEWERS: RATED R AND +18

[@thebigserb]

Nice Godfather reference 👌

[@roudyman777]

The rest of the trees looking down like: 👁️👄👁️

[@tiantianhuaniangzhiyin]

哈哈😂

[@Titan-so1kh]

More like🌲

[@AjayKumar-vu5ez]

@@tiantianhuaniangzhiyin me to send me a photo ii

[@broadbandtogod]

Everything is a fleshlight if you're brave enough

[@chinandabhiswas4978]

@@Titan-so1kh jñjjkjjjjjmjjjmkmmjjjmjmjmkj

[@fishbizzzz]

Truly amazing machine! 100 years ago they would have laughed at you if you told them it was going to be built..

[@soggdogg]

They also would have laughed at that tiny tree he cut down.

[@sachin1825]

They would still be laughing at the disaster we made.

[@joaquinmoroz4885]

Hace 50 años solamente 🎉

[@Timberteamhdpm]

Muchas gracias amigo 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 gran comentario

[@sahadebray3332]

​@@sachin1825😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

[@richardgoed8101]

Elves: "Trees are our home" Dwarves:

[@Timberteamhdpm]

😳

[@WNWMusic]

I’ve always wondered how those machines worked. Pretty cool to be able to see it close up like that

[@Timberteamhdpm]

Porque dices eso?

[@jorgeottavionascimento8033]

De noite faz medo ver essas máquinas.

[@luismi_vh]

@@Timberteamhdpmpero si en su respuesta te ha explicado porqué comenta, vuelve a leerlo anda

[@kingwitherasher4628]

What are those machines called???

[@AlejandroHernandez-hg2ce]

​@@Timberteamhdpm te pregunto como es que trabajan esas maquinas y que es sorprenderte verlas trabajar

[@AndrewHaan]

When you tell the barber “just a trim”

[@noahclark7603]

the shock and horror on your face in the mirror. *internal scream*

[@samuelthompson8080]

When your girlfriend says you are her first but she has no gag reflex lmao lol

[@AxlePlaysGames]

You don’t realise how strong tree harvesters are until you realise “THAT THING JUST PICKED UP A WHOLE DANG TREE??”

[@D.heARTist]

How long did that take you exactly?! 🧐

[@drew8570]

...by the end, not in the middle

[@dream8870]

I’m certain the claw hand could crush a suv like a can with ease

[@pdf16500]

It takes mother nature several years to grow trees but humans take a few minutes to destroy it completely. Wish humans developed a technology to grow trees faster... 🌲

[@Timberteamhdpm]

Porque dices eso? Es malo ?

[@machinsin8081]

​@@Timberteamhdpm are you special?

[@johnnydanger8701]

Mother Nature destroys them much faster.

[@bethanychatman9531]

​@Goldsteinbergbaumthalowitz you sound like a daft child.

[@tu913]

Cala a boca

[@im_a_tortoise9299]

Elves:"The forest is so beautiful and pretty! Truly, nature is an artist, and this is her work! Dwarves:

[@Timberteamhdpm]

😳👀👀👀

[@victoriagrayson5082]

*Elves: "The forest is so beautiful and pretty! Truly, nature is an artist, and this is her work! Dwarves:

[@Dennis-en9fh]

*Elves: "The forest is so beautiful and pretty! Truly, nature is an artist, and this is her work! Dwarves:@@victoriagrayson5082

[@kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066]

😭

[@karelpgbr]

Dwarves? ROCK AND STONE!

[@e30connoisseur]

“This is my first time”

[@Timberteamhdpm]

jajajjajajajajaj

[@ilikeanimals5015]

I don’t understand why people keep cutting trees for fun, one of the biggest problems we have rn in this world

[@e30connoisseur]

@@ilikeanimals5015 I don’t think they’d do all that just for fun but I get what you mean

[@xTheBOISx]

​@@ilikeanimals5015It's mostly for necessity, not "fun"

[@3n3ly7m9]

@@ilikeanimals5015 For fun? Bro give me some of what your smoking, it must be some good zaza

[@lothricknightsword2996]

Her: "I've never done this before.. this is my first time." Also her:

[@theebigstink4193]

Me 10 minutes after waking up

[@buzwa2k]

HahajahahhA

[@anajarquin.]

So glad to find these types of comment. Thought I was the only one

[@johndivine7597]

​@@anajarquin.Lmao same😂😂

[@juanmarodriguez9112]

I also think that Jajajajaja

[@CristianoSena-p5f]

Sensacional 👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@Timberteamhdpm]

Muchísimas gracias compañero 💪🏻

[@BigHatLoganGaming]

"It's my first time" Her five seconds later:

[@destiny2gambitenjoyer990]

Just chops it off?

[@javierchaires2521]

Pobre bosque

[@lightffx6889]

💀 💯

[@ProdbyBiggz]

😭😭😭😭 I knew it was here

[@TheSunMoon]

Vag dentata? 😮

[@Kat-327]

Netflix: are you still watching? Someone's daughter:

[@truckkun9555]

What are you referencing? I have seen jokes like these alot.

[@Timberteamhdpm]

JajJjJajja

[@SurrealBackrooms]

@@truckkun9555Just look up “are you still watching urban dictionary” on google

[@NewtonMD]

​@@truckkun9555You'll see better one day 😂

[@truckkun9555]

@@NewtonMD i am no innocent mf btw. Tell me brother, i see alot of these, so can you tell me what are they referring to?

[@thesepticbossalduin8859]

This is like one of the coolest machines ive seen

[@Timberteamhdpm]

😳😳😳😳

[@МаксимВ-п6п]

What's good about deforestation? about technology yes, I agree, it looks amazing, but it's not what will lead us to a better future

[@MystikosMinistries]

@@МаксимВ-п6пDo you like writing with pencils or owning furniture?

[@thesepticbossalduin8859]

@@МаксимВ-п6п I agree with you that deforestation is a bad thing. No doubt about that. However, humans will always use trees for wood and paper and such for the foreseeable future. But as long as we give back more than we take, I believe it will be alright.

[@cuppo9121]

​@@МаксимВ-п6пtrees are just big crops. We harvest them, we plant them, and we do it over again. It doesn't make sense for the forestry industry to skimp out on replanting because it means the land they've purchased for logging can only be used once. It's all a pretty well maintained process

[@SadulloKhadjibayev]

I would like to do all the work on my own, it gives me joy and adrenaline.I used to do back in the day with my grandad,since now I live in an apartment I can't longer do this type of work.

[@Timberteamhdpm]

Pues a por ello amigo , de donde eres ?

[@punkypiez8872]

The fact it can chop a whole ass tree like it's nothing is terrifying

[@Timberteamhdpm]

😳😳😳😳

[@texanedm]

I am also a tree

[@boredboi6279]

The sliding mechanism reminds me of a can opener

[@jeremiahjohns5258]

Wrong! It'S cHoPpInG iT lIkE iT'S a TrEe

[@kqs7]

What do you mean by that my guy?

[@MeganeGuy]

-"Sir, SIR!" -"Bring me that machinery"

[@juliannnyirenda-nx2gu]

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 better he do so i need one

[@Timberteamhdpm]

Adonde bro

[@REHM.]

😂😂😂😂

[@phan8438]

@@juliannnyirenda-nx2gu😊

[@sherwinelvina]

But sir!!!! That machinery is heavy!

[@bradbury1971]

That last one was destined to be a 2x4 at Home Depot

[@Timberteamhdpm]

😳😳😳

[@kevanmchale1921]

Bet😅

[@shenton18]

😂😂😂

[@IRONKING-en6cx]

Looks like Terminator Rise of the Machines!

[@kifer2594]

Idk looks short to be useful for most things except maybe furniture

[@sugmaknutts9382]

Husband : amazing how it handles the wood. Wife: hold my beer.

[@Timberteamhdpm]

Jajajajajja es un buen comentario según no?

[@adolfom.7243]

The elves: this forest has been my home for the last 200 years and I owe it my respect and devotion The dwarves:

[@Timberteamhdpm]

Como?

[@luacha2000]

😂

[@alexwells9929]

As a residential tree trimmer, I didn't expect something so technologically advanced to just have a little hydraulic saw pop out every now and then, Lol.

[@Timberteamhdpm]

Porque dices eso?

[@rosenberg1144]

But it makes sense when you think about it, the service costs of that function is kept at a minimum, just a new chain. Easily replaced and stored

[@Corn0nTheCobb]

​@@Timberteamhdpmbecause he obviously hasn't seen technology like this in his experience

[@Wardo2]

@@Timberteamhdpmare you dumb?

[@andyaltamirano102]

That chainsaw sound is oddly satisfying 😮

[@reddbeard2030]

That chainsaw Cutoff is NO JOKE!

[@naylisyazwina6836]

Not me imagining what happens if a person was in place instead of that tree…

[@bucketheadrox]

You should see a hotsaw in action.

[@bucketheadrox]

​@@naylisyazwina6836chain doesn't cut, it tears!

[@syedkhaleelullah2979]

That machine definetly took jobs of hunderds of mens like computer

[@Timberteamhdpm]

Tú crees brother ?

[@Whiteboybenz666]

Thats a beast of a machine. Its amazing what we can build.

[@Timberteamhdpm]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻💪🏻

[@joeyyybadass9615]

It's sad how we can lose so many trees in so little time

[@BeforeThisNovember]

Speak for yourself I can’t build shit

[@john-nx4xn]

And then use it to rape the land.

[@john-nx4xn]

​@@Timberteamhdpmyea doesn't matter what you do to the only earth we have. Do you even have the foresight to plant more. And not just pines. There needs to be hardwoods too. But u'll not coz that would take more than ur lifetime to be able to chop it down. 👎

[@chasefisher8261]

“i swear it’s my first time” also her:

[@cripknuckles9112]

💀

[@carrotburgers6364]

This was the comment I was looking for take my like bro😂

[@Gh0st_0723]

Thanks for this bro 😂😂😂

[@Tsunfy5050]

💀 bro

[@claudiocarbone2225]

​@@carrotburgers6364same😂💀

[@Adam_Gaber]

Her: “This is my first time” Also her:

[@Timberteamhdpm]

Jajajajajajaj 🤭🤭🤭🤭

[@wileerc]

Wish I could smell this.❤ The smell of cut wood

[@Timberteamhdpm]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻💪🏻❤️

[@P1erreTheRobot]

Don’t forget the sweet smell of diesel

[@m_oh177]

اي ريحتها طيبه

[@titanfe2209]

Cheira meus ovos então 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bigballs305]

All you would smell is diesel

[@huh5950]

Her: "Ive never done this before" Her mouth 5 minutes later:

[@HOPZOMBEE]

This is the comment I was looking for

[@xSustained]

dawg😂

[@LlAnos_SP___]

Good 👍👍👍

[@scragglewaggle4109]

😅😂😭😭😭

[@nightshade4873]

Prolly had many victims eh, prolly too bitey as well

[@aussquirrel]

Ever since i played farm simulator 21 i have loved forestry equipment

[@Timberteamhdpm]

Jajajajaja claro que si amigo te gustaría manejarlos

[@savagewhitmore2815]

Isn't this one of those Dr. Seuss machines for harvesting truffulas?

[@nottachannell69420]

That’s what I was thinking!

[@037xD_not_sure]

I thought the same but couldn't remember the name

[@linusngieng4176]

l

[@YouAreSoAnnoying]

I can just see the Lorax pop outta nowhere

[@TermiQ4]

The tiny saw coming out is so cute

[@xxElmer1xx]

😆🤣🤣🤣

[@A_saucy]

It’s not tiny at all, it’s just that the machine makes it look small but it’s longer than the trees diameter

[@Mox_Normandy]

It's probably 8 foot long, that claw is just that big

[@juansoto745]

Imagine showing this to a lumber jack back in the 1800s lol

[@Timberteamhdpm]

Jajajajaja imagine 😜

[@Spiker985Studios]

The fact that those operators are so accurate is nuts, and the tool is equally crazy

[@Average1212]

That harvester is computerized, you set your cut lengths. Modern forestry equipment does almost everything for you.

[@Luis-ew3fg]

Shut up

[@Stoic-Waziri]

​@Shawn-eb9wo that's crazy especially when people 70% of the world still do this manually

[@alexsalvi1824]

how much ask ur moma?

[@Luis-ew3fg]

@@alexsalvi1824 yours is right next to me though

[@Old-Sport-1987]

Once-ler: I’ll only cut down one tree Once-ler 5 seconds later:

[@Timberteamhdpm]

😂😂😂😂🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

[@existenceispain_geekthesiren]

That, my friends, is why we don't ship the Onceler with anyone, let alone himself, you weirdos. As an avid Tumblr user, pro tip- don't use Tumblr. This place sucks.

[@omegawilliam95s36]

​@@existenceispain_geekthesirenI remember seeing all those Tumblr blogs a few years ago, crazy stuff.

[@existenceispain_geekthesiren]

@@omegawilliam95s36 you say that as if we aren't all still here. Or, well. All the Tumblr crazies became -Twitter- X crazies, like the human pet guy, so now only the chill mentally ill people are left. My people. The people are great, the platform is dogshit. Don't use Tumblr. Do as I say, not as I do, lol

[@vryaboshapko]

That hidden chainsaw is just mind-blowing 🤯

[@Timberteamhdpm]

Jajajajaajaj

[@creamcheese9704]

the way the chainsaw comes out makes this look like some dystopian torture device

[@Timberteamhdpm]

👀👀👀👀👀

[@kenjinakasehino5937]

The Lorax seeing this: "how bad can he possibly be?"

[@diplexnormal3353]

“tHe cUstUmER’s aRE bUYinG.”

[@morganibarra5007]

​@diplexnormal3353 you're weird and not in a good way.

[@ericlachmann2253]

“tHe mOnEy’S mULtIPlyiNg”

[@RAAAHAHAHHH]

"Who CARES if a FEW trees are DYING?"

[@Timberteamhdpm]

Porque dices eso?

[@papa_p1ne]

I used to make the felling heads a while back, good 100-200hours and 30-50k worth goes into one, wicked feeling seeing the finished product you took part in building being put to use, I got to see one first hand in a timber field not far from the shop i worked at, surreal shit

[@Timberteamhdpm]

Porque dices eso?😳😳

[@cannaroe1213]

Dude its an electric chainsaw, a windscreen wiper motor, and an over engineered coffeebean grinder.

[@viper6257]

Man that's super cool. From a tree guy, what sort of bars and chains are on these monsters? Or is the crazy speed because it's hydraulic power on them?

[@papa_p1ne]

I never paid much attention to the chains n bars on them but they teeth were a good 1.5” tall by 2” long from memory, most don’t actually use hydraulics to power the saw, or even move it, they’re generally just on a powerful electric motor, I don’t know the figures but it’s need to be strong to move those chains around

[@DigB-One]

That machine is a beast

[@Timberteamhdpm]

Muchas gracias amigo💪🏻

[@luke4010]

He built it by himself^

[@Shadowcify]

”Never trust a factory edge”

[@Timberteamhdpm]

Y eso porque si se puede saber ?

[@Kinetic.44]

The tiny chainsaw that pops out is so cute

[@Timberteamhdpm]

😳😳😳😳

[@darlinguwur]

How tf do you even think about the word cute seing a 2 stories tall metal machine and a saw bigger than your whole leg

[@kvsprr]

​@@darlinguwurbc its precious

[@Racistninja001]

You just read my mind😂

[@shadsuuu]

tiny wittle chainsaw uwu

[@ChrisDaGamer]

there's something unreasonably satisfying about watching big machines do work that is far larger than themselves

[@Subird]

Yeah

[@Timberteamhdpm]

Porque dices eso ?

[@zucatorgamer21]

​@@Timberteamhdpmsatisfacción supongo

[@Harry.O]

That's some kink 😅

[@Pause0]

It's why I became an apprentice heavy equipment tech!

[@jotham3852]

Her: it’s my first time also her:

[@spaltmass]

ayee lmao

[@isenewotheophilus6485]

This comment is not about tree felling 💀💀

[@AhsaanBhat79]

💀💀☠️

[@ris_goo_222]

🤣🤣🤣

[@comennish9994]

When i first saw thè video i thought about dat but u got it down first lmao

[@guillaumebezuijen8551]

The operator tool. Damn i love this thing.

[@Timberteamhdpm]

👀👌🏻

[@Cotok-y]

“Go slow it’s my first time”💀

[@ZOOMPro-fb6hc]

Ayo 😂

[@Rex_OEDITS]

thats legit what i thought 😂😂😂

[@Timberteamhdpm]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@monishghazi9287]

Kaat diya na tera bhi 🤣🤣🤣

[@REHM.]

😂

[@edwardsolaire5672]

The shyest girl in the class:

[@Timberteamhdpm]

Jajajajajajaajaj

[@zoezzzarko1117]

I came to the comments for THIS😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@ciburo12]

we never know

[@domsbusdriver4888]

? Explain

[@EnheTook50Benadryl]

​@@Timberteamhdpmque

[@TheBanana93]

I found one of these in the woods in the summer and the size of the thing at the front is way bigger than it looks in the video lol absolutely insane kit

[@Timberteamhdpm]

Porque dices eso?

[@-Magnetized]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@JuanSalazar-ho9tk lmao but it’s a problem when America thinks that way 😂. “The goal is fortune, no matter about” goofy Spanish speaking countries. We should just take all y’all shit

[@-yfm-]

I despise driving harvesters myself, but watching others drive them is delightful.

[@Timberteamhdpm]

Porque dices eso?

[@-yfm-]

@@Timberteamhdpm It stresses me out. Too many buttons and things to keep track of.

[@roachies4242]

Do you work in the industry or is that your job 😂

[@-yfm-]

@@roachies4242 I work with forest clearing, but learning to use harvesters was part of my education. Forwarders are fun though.

[@whitebreadmp]

The operator is smooth with that. The way it moves especially at the end is unreal. Almost looks alive.

[@ThomPorter74]

Id pay money to get to operate that beast for an hour! 💪

[@Timberteamhdpm]

😳😳😳

[@moxine_]

You're in luck, a forestry company will pay *you* to operate it

[@FreedomOfSpeech1.0]

That's what She said 😂

[@ThomPorter74]

@@moxine_ I don't wanna do it for a job, just for an hour or so. 🤣

[@davidstene9328]

That is satisfying, and probably would be fun to operate

[@Timberteamhdpm]

👌🏻😳

[@jaycolon5116]

I think it’s absolutely hilarious that I was able to tell my wife what he’s doing when she asked, she asked me how I know because I’m only 25 and have never operated on of those things. Told her two words… farming simulator 😂 god I love that game!

[@Bari_Rust]

Yesss!

[@nikolakirichev]

Average Nasus top player

[@giovannifrrri5495]

What is he doing?

[@Timberteamhdpm]

Ajjaajajajajaj muy buen comentario amigo

[@thcgaming8289]

I think that makes you weird af

[@jonm1763]

That dude is having more fun than you can imagine running that thing. Look at it go

[@nitsuga262]

llega un punto en el que aburre. soy operador forestal trabajo 12 horas en una komatsu 931 xc

[@FLAVIOJANUARIOMOTA]

que va para o inferno todos os madereiros do mundo...

[@capixaba5610]

Durante 12 anos, trabalhei numa desse tipo de trabalho....muito bacana.

[@LONEWOLF-rq5tl]

​@@nitsuga262You want a funky time award for that?

[@miguelito2364]

Now you just need a machine that grows trees fast like this...

[@mikelarrieta1]

Exactly.

[@memewithinameme35]

We literally have more trees than we can cut down in places like the PNW and lots of Canada. It’s practices such as clear cutting for cattle farms or mining which destroys ecosystems and biodiversity.

[@miguelito2364]

@@memewithinameme35 "We have more trees" Brazil used to have much more trees and even they managed to cut down a lot of it already...

[@johnboltz3591]

​@@miguelito2364well that sounds like it's Brazil's fault, doesn't it?

[@miguelito2364]

@@johnboltz3591 That's not the point...idiot

[@Sarker319]

Thats machine😎

[@Timberteamhdpm]

💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻👍🏻

[@ha1ban3]

Elves: "I love nature, this is my home!" Dwarves:

[@vladimirfilippov2899]

Эльфы тоже строили дома из дерева

[@ha1ban3]

@@vladimirfilippov2899 but they dont industrialize it, just for necessity

[@IagoIago-tv3fh]

Khihkyiyiyiujyiuyuyu

[@Phils_YT]

Copy

[@ha1ban3]

@@Phils_YT Are one word replies the only thing you know, Phil?

[@stephenharris0507]

Imagine how amazing that fresh pine would smell.

[@Timberteamhdpm]

Muy bien jajajap

[@brrjohnson8131]

I was imagining that very scent. My favorite. High up in the moutains in the spring!

[@kieferonline]

So this is where all those pine car air fresheners come from 🤔

[@americansmark]

My allergies are kicking on just thinking about it

[@mharris4264]

Worker: how do you want your cut? Tree: could you take a little of the top?

[@estebansalinas2641]

I can’t stop laughing bro good one😂

[@mazmuz987]

Also worker:

[@DanilaDannin]

И мы их назовем «Машины Искоренения»……….

[@Timberteamhdpm]

No son máquinas normales y corrientes