HOW DUMB IS DASHIE FOR REAL FOR REAL! [MATH FUN]

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[@finnandjakeonapoptartcat5265]

"13 is greater than 15, 15 is greater than 17." ~DashieGames 2018

[@Coffee-ii6yg]

😂 had me weak

[@manmohanpiplani9357]

🤣🤣🤣 that was hillarious

[@Mashamazzi]

"So, 20"

[@childofJ.C]

😂😂factos

[@kylaa8218]

LMAOOOO i came to the comments just to find this

[@nassircoates3764]

he said "you lookin a little excited someone warn these kids."

[@Coffee-ii6yg]

Lol

[@SpikePowers]

Teacher got his dance moves from Kevin Spacey

[@izamealexx6386]

You’re the only person to make math so entertaining

[@arthurharris1235]

IzaMeAlex X nahh that's why I'm reading the comments now

[@edwinplayer]

yes *does some Dr. Wily thrusts*

[@Hardstoplucas]

What’s 6x3?

[@Ajlexxii]

I DON'T KNOW!!

[@aonjonix_292]

ASK YOUR TEACHER "BOOM"

[@Ajlexxii]

MR. PATRICK!!

[@slivertoy4482]

The anwser is 18

[@its_lexiie6093]

Yor mum :3

[@MBWchannel]

Never did the creator of this game think that someone would be free styling over the music.

[@jesterinadeck_2980]

MBW. Only Dashie.

[@isaiahheath5065]

10:07 did my boi jus really say thirteen is greater than fifteen

[@rabid_ena53]

Isaiah Heath and fifteen is greater than seventeen lmao

[@justinthomas2808]

Isaiah Heath dash please gts

[@aaronkhayo6]

Yes he did

[@K3YS0__]

Yep yes he did SMH 😑

[@DAOtheMENACE]

Just like when 2 heads were greater than sixfth

[@deesoray7660]

“Lets go to level 10... WWHHAAAAAT?!” 😂😂😂

[@lazarusst.2743]

Dee Soray When the test is nothing like the review you were studying 😂

[@deesoray7660]

Sheriff Tyler 😭😭😂😂😂

[@SBZT]

So True! Be like What the fuk is dis shiii???!!!

[@lj6179]

😂😂😂

[@jrenee_21]

🤣🤣

[@MB-kr1xz]

Dashie: WHAAAAATTTTT?!?? *me in every math class every single day*

[@M3M33thousand]

Maddie Brancato lol I just took the SAT and the math portions fucked me up 😩😩😩😂

[@PDRPYDR]

What would u do if Dashie was your math teacher. U correct the math teacher and the teacher be like u wanna teach this class.

[@PDRPYDR]

@@MB-kr1xz Basically.

[@t-h9]

@@MB-kr1xz right lmao 😆

[@t-lofernandez761]

U hot asf!🍑!!

[@wisfangz]

homework: 1 + 2 = ? practice quiz: 5 + 10 = ? exams: (2x-8x) + (6x+x) = ?

[@anouaragbere4311]

It really be like this 😭

[@Chronos90]

X

[@asherjovin5103]

X=1

[@MattyGears1583]

SO TRUE 🤣🤣💀

[@maskamind]

So true it hurts.

[@blazin603]

Screaming the answer at Dashie like he can hear me 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@drewmiller8825]

Honestly💀

[@sergiowilson8961]

Haha

[@shanicemeade7058]

Lol righttt

[@starkiller-8684]

Lamar Blazin get out more

[@kingtobo2341]

XD

[@davidjohn1198]

“Let’s go to level 10” *Clicks on level 10* “WHAATTT?!” 😂

[@ikec-pw5sb]

It's even funnier because it's 3 digit numbers!

[@brandonvilla2420]

Right his face was like dam son lol

[@reyc6687]

I died bruv

[@bobswag2353]

Read this right as he said it 😂😭

[@iversonhomtah5968]

Who else losing brain cells watching Dashie do math

[@simpsonsquire1997]

Iverson Homtah I sure as heck did.😂

[@g_k_h3579]

😂😂😂

[@MysticBrian]

I love Dashie but my gosh, my brain almost exploded. I never wanna watch him play a math game again.

[@trickingkid2.028]

Lol mine gone fr

[@noor-l7408]

Iverson Homtah me

[@tigerlep9]

8:27 "5 times 5 is 25" sooooooo if 5*5=25 then the answer must be 4? lmfao

[@shipperskipper2543]

While other KZbinrs starts fighting and talks about boxing, Dashie is sitting here playing math fun Love this guy

[@nerdyhokage]

Dashie should've put this gameplay in the Educational category😂😂

[@ishbandzz8384]

Dastiny Farmer LoL ikr

[@AAK-Von]

Only dashie can make math funny😂

[@shanicemeade7058]

Lol right

[@mysticgod7035]

@Nathanyel Connelly true

[@retrokingranch]

PAIN It's funny because he's an idiot

[@TheRManProds]

LOL WHO ELSE WAS SCREAMING AT DASHIE THE ANSWER?!

[@PhilDunphyWasHere]

Relatable

[@SapphyrKhaos]

Me

[@BARelement]

Sometimes but math fucks me up and some he got quicker than my ass so it’s a mixed bag.💀

[@malachailake5556]

I tought i was the only one

[@yajairarodriguez2087]

I thought i was the only one 😂😂😂

[@dawnbreaker4621]

Jokes on you Dashie is actually a part time professor at Harvard.

[@BiggsTheOwl]

Part time cause his dumb ass couldn't get full time, he substitute

[@scarletcandy6391]

@@BiggsTheOwl damn...

[@hauns92]

Yeah, he is a professor for PUHganomics

[@nuibaba280]

+Biggs Media Oof

[@k4hn27]

@@hauns92 make sure to bring the DIUGHctionary. No? I'll stop

[@chimialotl]

Friend: Hey who's your favorite youtuber? Me: Dashie Friend: Oh really? What does he post? Me: math videos...

[@chrislugaro351]

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@jojo_jx7]

Lmao

[@Thanos-oq4db]

Lol this comment deserves a grammy👌

[@ericamiller5314]

Lmao

[@doublequarterpounder673]

500th like

[@whylife8980]

Problem: *x5=25 Dashie: Everyone knows 5 times 5 is 25! Problem: 5x*=30 Dashie: If 5 and 5 is 35(25) no thirty-twenty... OMG ITS 4! I have never laughed so hard

[@lolsymn]

3:40 When the test is nothing like the review

[@normaleal4322]

I h8 that

[@Yooyooyaya]

Lmao, underrated comment

[@ultimatehayabusa957]

Dead, figuratively and litterally

[@hunilemon371]

Facts😂

[@Wolfenry]

Lmaoo 😂😂😂😂

[@prats1860]

Dashie really out here playing games made for 3rd graders😂😂

[@KaneKiken-ub9zu]

Dont worry he different then the rest of the kids

[@bluedog0526]

And fucking up lmao

[@misskatlee]

I ain’t even watched the video yet and I know he failed lol

[@CoolAdvokat]

and he failing it

[@redfrenchhorn4539]

To be fair, a lot of adults who haven't been to school for a while forget math like this. It happens.

[@treyebk5]

WHEN DASHIE SAID "13 IS GREATER THAN 15" I WAS LIKE HERE WE GO🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@Rieannaaa]

😭😂

[@dawnbreaker4621]

"Let's go to level te- WHAT!?."

[@kevq.2687]

'It was that precise moment in time that Dashie realized... he fucked up' xD

[@jcachu84]

Kids, please stay in school.

[@alysssabear]

jcachu84 Seriously.

[@ig_backwoodskobe3815]

Your ruthless that fucked up 😂

[@normaleal4322]

No

[@SSlash]

jhkobe jones how is that fucked up lol kids gotta stay in school my dude

[@anthonycarella4849]

Yep

[@jace-barton]

“Level one, you know what I’m feeling like a thug” *goes to level 5 of subtractio..... this is why we love dashie

[@bonixohd3424]

3+3=Sixfth... Mah Boi using that Brain Meat😂

[@ricardoirizarry8846]

y do you write sixfth? doesnt he say sixthf??? i might be wrong

[@ricardoirizarry8846]

...u have a point...

[@davionthomas4488]

Dashie: It's either this one or this one Me: It's neither

[@treyebk5]

Bro😂😂😂😂

[@BigMac_7406]

Dashie is high key the only person who can make a math game funny and enjoyable to watch 😂😂😂

[@verasjan9951]

Dash doesn't have to be smart just to make us happy

[@SSlash]

Veras Jan true

[@verasjan9951]

@@SSlash thanks

[@yuhangell]

Yes he does...

[@verasjan9951]

@@yuhangell y

[@SSlash]

OxOAngel ManceraOxO he’s been going this long the way he is hasn’t he? He’s doing fine for himself

[@MarkusHalo-022]

thanks now i feel very smart

[@xandermartnez724]

Halo Dude I like your sándwich vid

[@MarkusHalo-022]

@@xandermartnez724 thanks😂

[@heftythehero]

"Uhh 45 divided by 9..." *siri* *it's 5* "I'm just going to take a wild guess and say its 5." "I just did that ya'll!"

[@cheerydownylox56]

Dashies brain meat is firing up again!

[@xXdqBlizzardXx]

Too much meat lol

[@Adrsdzws]

He needs to play more.

[@elnino4445]

My meat is firing up too.

[@pennytrui1149]

@@xXdqBlizzardXx pause

[@kamronlynch]

@@xXdqBlizzardXx yeah...

[@chia5410]

Dachie! Thanks for ADDing this video. It held my unDIVIDEd attention and SUBTRACTed my boredom. I can always COUNT on you to MULTIPLY my fun level because nobody can COMPARE to you.

[@DaTrillion]

Kevin That was clever. 😇

[@JahuWarzone]

Corny but nice

[@Theeinsom]

Kevin leave

[@mikecruz9280]

Kevin my mans that’s sick what you did there

[@SSlash]

Kevin shoulda said no one is GREATER THAN you

[@oliviakelly5083]

Dashie: “lets go to level ten Also dashie: “WHAAAT” 💀💀💀💀

[@monellpemberton1370]

that part has me so weak 💀

[@nerdyhokage]

Was I the only one solving the problems along with Dashie to see who could answer them the fastest?😂😂😂

[@TruMoist]

Dastiny Farmer if you slower than him then u a dropout outta elementary school lmao

[@mcklinky2400]

Everyone was :/

[@juangangsta962]

Dastiny Farmer no😂

[@broly5282]

Did y’all see dashie use his phone for 18/6=3

[@iceecream2154]

I don't fuck with subtraction or division so I was slower

[@toothless5054]

Khan Academy? I’d rather go to the Puh Acadummy, mah bois!!

[@Nyah420]

Course teacher: "Don't be afraid to use your shits". 😂

[@joedog625]

AcaDIUGHmmy

[@cheribii]

3:39 omg I died laughing 😂 I would like to see you play a spelling game next!

[@FranciumBoron]

All that'll lead up to is another orenge and caat incident again. 😂

[@yolei18scooby]

I think at first the visual is what messed him up for a moment. It did me for a sec 😂😂🤣🤣🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

[@AstroboyFromEarth]

Ma boi has been doing meth instead of math in school😂😂

[@abracadabra579]

Storm Dogs ooooh shiiiit

[@12DAMDO]

but dashie hates driughs ironically enough, he made alot of drug jokes in the past

[@grimer253]

Your fucking idiot get tf out of here

[@yeetus1403]

Dachie- “5 x 5 = 25, everybody knows that! Also Dachie- “5 x 5 =35 so 5 x 4 = 30

[@MadeInHistory]

I keep saying "oh it's alright he's from the Dominican" but numbers don't come in English and Spanish.

[@Jadlen213]

Like if y'all remember ORENGE

[@jadefernandez257]

Orange dumbass

[@hannam994]

Jade Fernandez um. You clearly don’t remember...

[@bulgarianreaper6587]

@@jadefernandez257 It's a reference chill

[@calvinprice9787]

Jade Fernandez he’s referring to when Dashie spelled orange wrong

[@emuhlee143]

Jade Fernandez it’s a reference to one of his videos. If anything, you’re the dumbass in this situation.

[@anthonyamaya7913]

the intro is already hilarious😀😃😄 and I already know this math isnt going to be fun for dache

[@MsNvee]

I actually happy you played this game. I was looking for something for my son to help improve his math. So thank you for putting this out there

[@atarious24]

At least you did'nt get smacked by a ruler when you got a problem wrong

[@dtmikey]

Everyone knows 5x5 then gets 5x6 wrong 😂

[@arthurharris1235]

partyrockbeast bro really?😆

[@TheDiamondInvader]

I want to see more of this.

[@muchlove4420]

Dashie ran out of games to play, so he started playing kids games.😂😂🤣😂

[@toonysnows]

Ps4Name TheOfficialOreo he still ain’t play Detroit: Become Human 😭😭

[@SSlash]

Toonysnow he prolly never will now cuz apparently if you don’t play something the week it comes out then you’re never allowed to later lol

[@blazingbeatz8741]

who was yealling the answers quick asf to dash

[@Zalbaugh355]

Yes 😂😂

[@ig_backwoodskobe3815]

@@Zalbaugh355 hi i was to

[@normaleal4322]

Mr

[@normaleal4322]

Me

[@jalenthomas1165]

Me

[@axelsgrl18]

3:38 I'm dying. He was so confident with that hand clap beforehand and then his whole mind was blown lol

[@raven3067]

He said *WHAT!*

[@cxsanity]

Oh lord who made dashie play this game😂🤦🏻‍♀️

[@eaa1338]

Its Cece Tho us...

[@wahy1984]

Come on Dashie this simple stuff, but you tried.

[@nestor__restorations4879]

Please stay in school

[@jjmasterclips2565]

Only dashie can make games like this funny

[@bombird8813]

Dude it’s Friday I don’t want nothing to do with math lol

[@DominicGibbs]

I actually got Algebra 2 HW I gotta work on this weekend lmao

[@maiajones9765]

Dominic Gibbs yuck always hated math never was good at

[@kovuyt3330]

Ikr xD lol

[@grimsedge8182]

Bombird 88 you use math every day just think about it for instance you go to the store and you use your change that's math you add it up o your parents still buy you everything so nevermind

[@thedon2161]

grims edge or he can have a credit/debit card?

[@ComradeCowboy3141]

2:25 nobody: Dashie: *uses fingers to add 2 and 7*

[@QuandaleDingle001]

Bruh I use brain to do that 💀

[@chumcicle-8182]

LIFE IS STRANGE 2 IS COMING SOON CANT WAIT 🙏🏽🙏🏽

[@SSlash]

Chumcicle - watch him upload something else that day lol

[@chumcicle-8182]

Superslash wouldn’t be surprised.. sadly

[@AlmightyDJKB]

13 is greater than 15, 15 is greater than 17, so *20!!!* no

[@AlmightyDJKB]

@TheMaskedMan 👏👏👏👏 wow thanks for that Sherlock

[@AlmightyDJKB]

@TheMaskedMan Oh no, I got woosh'd

[@hidingly]

Dashie: So if 5*5 = 25, then 5*4 must be 30

[@desmondflores8527]

GRANNY UPDATED THERES A GUN NOW !!!!!!! AND MORE WAYS TO ESCAPE , A PETS ROOM ,play it, like if agree

[@Nyah420]

LOL, why is there a gun!? Is the character gonna shoot grandma? 😆 Let's go! I wanna see Dashie at it!

[@james-rz3so]

i thought it stuns granny for like a minute idk

[@Paynefull]

Desmond Flores off topic on this video but thx for the update! 👍

[@desmondflores8527]

@@Paynefull I wanted to seem him play so that's why I said

[@claudiaross8439]

finish playing the game The Way Out plzzzzzz

[@savannahscotland1166]

YES

[@MMAGUY00]

Yes!!!

[@penloose9771]

Dashie being proud of himself and excited about getting 1st grade math is the funniest thing ever

[@Stuvi]

*2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 QUICK MAFF*

[@ookam9685]

^ ^ intelligence

[@shareedonohue5250]

This is why dash deserves that 5 mil

[@trublacking8572]

he had 7 million it went down

[@SmilingSeraph]

@@trublacking8572 what do you actually get out of lying?

[@ThatAsianGuy68]

Dashie making math more interesting than what my math teacher could do

[@FranciumBoron]

Then, in an alternate dimension, your comment says: "Dashie making meth more interesting than what my meth teacher could do"

[@OfficialRainbowBones]

When Dachie pulled out that Siri 😂😂

[@n1kkmoviezz463]

DACHIE can't do math but I can't either

[@KJ47_]

Can u spell orange and cat?

[@im_astromars]

@@KJ47_ u mean ORENGE & CAAT

[@sneakycactus8815]

Man. Fucking hs math is bs. Im redoing freshman over again partly because of it. I can do 7th grade math and under. Everything after that literally makes no goddamn sense to my brain. When the fuck is a lawyer gonna use algebra? Never! Exactly. Fuckin bs. Im literally going to be stuck in hs forever lmao

[@cloudynotrowdy]

I feel like dashie just be messin wit us, ik he can't be that dumb🤣😭

[@Skippyxlxlxl]

well dashie this is what you get for skipin school

[@PhilDunphyWasHere]

Josue Tristan so true

[@jacksonashmolean1035]

Shut up man. School school is that BULL BULL.

[@lilpeepgusfeat.xxxtentacio1051]

Looks like you *skipped* it too.

[@jacksonashmolean1035]

Nah I didn't skip it. I'm saying facts. 99% of what we learn in school, we won't use in the real world. They should be teaching us how to do taxes and how the world works, I don't need to know about the Native Americans. Search it up, bitch. Boyinaband even made a video about school, it's just common core bullshit.

[@FranciumBoron]

@@jacksonashmolean1035 Well, he listened; he backed off.

[@silentstevkilerr]

Why am i watching a grown man play a kids game smh...

[@negrura121302]

Because its ya boi Dashie

[@Shadow-dr9bd]

Aren't we all

[@carlosjohnson879]

Dashie is the only person to get me to willingly watch a math video

[@mya9680]

Who needs school when you got dashie?😭

[@Unbait]

3+3=6 that’s quick *MAfS* Sense you don’t like my pfp my instagram is @lurza

[@cherryontop8490]

Tf is that pfp.

[@soulodolo6721]

-3 that's 3 quick MAFS*

[@spoiledeggnog]

omg it's been almost a year since that meme was a thing and people are saying what a fucking normie

[@scarletcandy6391]

@@cookieman7212 u ain even got one stfu you probably ulgy af

[@cookieman7212]

@@scarletcandy6391 My IG is pr_flo_g and you saying stfu like its gonna intimidate me, gtfo kid 😂

[@WizKhalia13]

My arch nemesis *MAFF*

[@pigdon1987]

I'm dead!😂

[@p13px]

This one fkn great

[@faixB]

And apparently english 😂

[@hadynrobertsbru]

Died reading this😂😂😂

[@internetspectator6051]

more like english

[@Edgydreamerr]

Wanna see something funny? Just sit and watch dashie play School Games😂

[@slider21885]

HahahaaReminds me of strange ass Saturday's, miss those vids! Totally Quirky Tuesdays??? Kidz.... edumaquations..... Kidz..... maffs Kidz maff maffffsss

[@jojojroeb7417]

so do i and I have been using Four Ply everytime I cry about it

[@jabrown1209]

Bruh dacie I just came from school I don’t wanna see no math

[@Nick-rt3br]

Jordan Brown who’s this dacie ur talking about?

[@kennynito235]

Joey Style whats wrong with that?

[@shaanraval5374]

Jordan Brown my ass came home from graphing these complicated formulas. Dashie out here adding as a grown ass man

[@nadeproductions2118]

no.. september is holiday

[@jalenthomas1165]

@Joey Style actually mist schools start in august

[@brandonescalante8363]

Dashie using that Brain Meat👾

[@bcxtcreeper]

Dashie worst nightmare Maths...

[@matsiee]

But he's on meth no? ok

[@uscman]

I thought it was Barney

[@princessbeexxxx]

I thought it was reading?

[@Scrubermensch]

No, it's GRAMMAR

[@javk4492]

It's 'MAFFFFFths'

[@Colorondo8]

I’m watching this and I’m in Algebra 2/Trigonometry...

[@n.i.t.f919]

I'm in Algebra 1

[@oliveryoung5957]

Exactly if your in these classes watching this is frustrating asf😂

[@Ashley-po3zm]

Ew, my worst subject was math in highschool..

[@jeianalottie]

Colorondo8 I’m in integrated math 3

[@jameswilliams6600]

You know what I actually thought dash was gonna smoke this but within the first 10 seconds of the video he said 13 is greater than 15 I can’t 😂

[@ilivill]

I thought mario maker was the best, man this is CLASSIC!!! :D

[@IceQueam]

You still smart mah boy I'll give you credits👍💯

[@RPGglitchy]

I thought he was trolling the whole video but his genuine reaction on 15:05 is priceless.

[@icegod1]

You stupid adorable little man ❤❤

[@jadefernandez257]

Lmfao

[@kasunekitsune4084]

What kind of complement is *that* also you're profile pic fits with you're comment XD

[@PhoenixWrightAceAttorney]

That was actually so cringy lol XD

[@k4hn27]

@DK the enemy That's! Fucked up!

[@meme6180]

It's still summer for me I don't need math right now

[@junnyballoony6609]

School starts in a week for me :((

[@dacejoy02]

Francis Butler school starts next week for me :(

[@Sixthleaf64]

I started school already

[@meme6180]

@@Sixthleaf64 sry

[@RevTim70]

16:54 My boy giving a public service annoucement

[@Danmandingo]

*The answer is ALWAYS Orenges.* 🍊

[@gaelthehuman1290]

If dashie can dance to this beat then he should play Undertale

[@Dizast3rz]

If he has trouble at geometry dash, I don't think undertale is for him 😂

[@noodle4415]

Guud_SniPez shut up

[@Dizast3rz]

@@noodle4415 Geez dude he was just making a suggestion

[@alejandrohernandez3767]

oops, i accidentally liked your comment

[@jadagibbs9519]

Dashie was like “oh everybody should know 5x5 is 25.” Then proceeds to say 5x5 is 35 😭.

[@dakid40777]

5x5=25 dashie gets correct but his logic is 5x4=30 lol geesh you gotta love dashie

[@emuhlee143]

*orenge* *caat*

[@thishere9839]

Letter 3

[@shaunbelisle7742]

Watching Dashie take like 15 seconds on some of the simplest of problems makes me glad I studied a lot.

[@clyde9767]

*Quicc maffs*

[@raven3067]

Cly d3 LOL! Your profile pic fits the comment 😁

[@Jjthatdude341]

15:37 lol my boi Dashie was using his phone 😂

[@kentuckyfriedstep-child7438]

yo i accually didnt even see dat while wachin tha video lol

[@michaelamparker770]

Hmm... Dashie + mafhs = INTERESTING.

[@mackadoodless]

Damayanti Navarro de Camargo pretty much 😂

[@FranciumBoron]

Also: Dashie * brain meat + mafhs = Interesting^4 (To the 4th power)

[@mackadoodless]

@@FranciumBoron lmao good one 😂

[@alexward9686]

The title should have “Math” spelled “Maaf” 😊

[@reyc6687]

Maff

[@thischile2045]

Y'ALL WHEN HE STARTED DANCINGGGGG 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@ripralloway9110]

Dash said 5 x 4 is 30…

[@jimmyvargas3999]

Sneak thief new update

[@khaliah7754]

YES! More Sneak Thief!