How fast does Bisqwit type?

Ever wonder how fast I type? Watch this video to see, as I use a homebrew DOS game to find out. Click “show more” to view more information. Check out the FAQ in the comment section for any questions!
In the Finnish test (yes, olen suomalainen), I peaked 10mrs of 4128, with end result of 3845. (Avg. 6.41 characters per second.)
In the English test, I peaked 10mrs of 3601, with end result of 3545. (Avg. 5.91 characters per second.)
Note that these readings are likely very incorrect, because it is impossible to get accurate timings from a program run in DOSBox. For more details, read the FAQ in the comment section of this video.
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Download WSpeed: bisqwit.iki.fi/wspeed/
It is a 16-bit DOS program. It will not work in 64-bit Windows without a DOS emulator. The best way to run it would be to run it under MS-DOS (operating system) on a PC, but this is hardly feasible today for anyone. The second best way is to install DOSBox (available for many operating systems), and use that. You can run the game using DOSBox. When you launch DOSBox, you will have to ”mount” the drive or directory where you unpacked the game, and navigate to the right subdirectory using “cd” commands, and then run the game by typing its name. Aside from the “mount” command this is just basic DOS handling.
The red flashing is WSpeed saying that your computer (i.e. DOSBox, if you run it under DOSBox) is too slow. If you get red flashing in the game, here’s how to fix it. By default, DOSBox emulates a 3 MHz computer, but hitting Ctrl+F12 increases the emulated CPU clock speed. But if you make the emulated CPU clock too fast, it may actually make DOSBox slow.
Because of these issues, WSpeed+DOSBox is not an accurate way to measure your typing speed. I have provided it for entertainment purposes only.
You can buy the same model of USB keyboard that I used, here (USA layout): bisqwit.iki.fi/dx/p/106619
NOTE: Clarification on my definition of “uncut”: I do alternate between different picture-in-picture set-ups, and I do swap audio between different streams, but the progression of time will be uninterrupted, and footage will be shown for every second in the order it happened and at unedited pace (starting from about 1 minute into the video).
NOTE: Clarification on my definition of “blind” / “first try”: Of course I have played this game before. I was the one who created it. But it has been over 15 years. It hardly counts as “training” for the purposes of getting a good result in this video.
Any other questions? Read the FAQ in the comment section.
#Bisqwit #DOSGaming #HomebrewGames #Blog #FastTyping

[@Bisqwit]

*FAQ* *Q: How quick do you type if you practice and use a keyboard you’re comfortable with? A:* In July 2017 I went to www.typingtest.com/ . It should be a more accurate test than WSpeed, because WSpeed timings can be highly skewed due to emulation differences in DOSBox. My best of three on the 1-minute Aesop's Fables was 586 chars in 1 minute (117 WPM). For the 5-minute Enchanted Type-Writer test, my best of two was 2576 chars in 5 minutes (103 WPM) and one error. It would have been higher, but at one point the text I was typing and text it was comparing went out of sync by 1 word (because I had typed "to- day" and it required "to-day"), and I had to backspace several lines to restart from the desync point in order to continue the stupid test - stupid for not allowing you to insert corrections without deleting text. *Q: You HAVE played WSpeed before. Your name appears in the highscores. Were you lying? A:* I created WSpeed in 1998. Of course I have tested the game. One does not develop a game and never try it out. Otherwise it would be buggy as a spider web. But check the _datetimes_ in the highscore listing. They are _all_ more than 15 years old. In the video, I said I have “not trained at all”. Does my game testing 15 years ago count as practice for the video? I think not. *Q: How do I acquire or run WSpeed? A:* Read the video description, all that information is there. Many content creators put useful information in the video description, and it is sad if nobody reads it. *Q: The speed readings from WSpeed don’t look correct to me. A:* WSpeed was written for DOS systems, for the i486 era computers. DOSBox by default emulates a 286 era computer, but its timings can be adjusted freely. It can even emulate a computer that is faster than what you have. This emulation scheme means that the clock within DOSBox is _not synced_ to your host computer clock. And this desynchronization unfortunately means that _WSpeed can not measure accurately_ your typing speed (when run under DOSBox), unless it is ported to a modern OS. It is now just a fun little game. For more accurate readings of my typing speed, read the top of this FAQ. *Q: Is WSpeed a clone of ‹product›? A:* WSpeed, written in or before July 1998, is a directly inspired clone of _ZTSpeed._ ZTSpeed, also known as Zorlim’s Speed Test, was written in 1994 by Sami Lehtinen (Zorlim), best known for creating _Pizza Worm._ Ztspeed has inspired a few other clones as well, notably _typespeed._ *Q: Words-Per-Minute for the win. A:* Words per minute is a silly stupid measure that should never be used. A little thought experiment illustrates that clearly. If you can type 100 times ‘epäjärjestelmällistyttämättömyydellänsäkään’ in a minute (without copypasting), you are a miracle. If you can type ‘a’ or ‘I’ 100 times in a minute, that’s not even worth raising an eyebrow for. Yet, both would be equally measured “100 WPM”. While these are exaggerated examples, the fact is that different languages have different length words. Even different specialty fields have different length words. For example, the medical field in English has much longer words by average than say, car mechanics does. Measuring WPM gives one locale an unfair advantage or disadvantage over the other. But what is the one thing that all words are composed of? _Letters._ Even if you are typing an article composed of words, you are typing letters. No matter which latin-alphabet-based language you are typing on the keyboard, you are always typing letters. And mechanically, typing a 10-letter word like “typewriter” is twice as much work as typing a 5-letter word like “could” is. All _words are not equal. Characters: are._ A letters-per-minute or characters-per-ten-minutes measure is fair and just. A words-per-minute is ambiguous and meaningless without context. Therefore I will proceed to mock anyone who only posts a WPM measure that is inherently context-dependent and meaningless. Use a CPM (characters-per-minute) or similar for _fair_ comparisons. *Q: But there are languages that do not use letters. A:* True. I have no idea what is the standard way to profile typing speed in Chinese for instance. *Q: Not all characters are equal. There are languages where you must press several keys to produce a single accented character. A:* True… But that does not make _words_ any bit fairer. *Q: But WPM is standardized and always means 5 CPM. A:* _If_ that is the case and it actually means fifths of CPM, why not use CPM directly? It would be less ambiguous and less misleading. *Q: Why are most of the English words in WSpeed adverbs ending in -ly? A:* You are wrong. Only 34% of them are! 😐 This is because I sampled the list of adverbs from BatMUD into the wordlist. *Q: Voluptuously means… A:* I know. It is not the meaning that took me by surprise, it was the odd sequence of letters (typing game, remember). One expects a word like “momentous”, and suddenly there is this extra “u” in the middle of the word for no apparent reason. “Mo-men-tuous”…? *Q: Intendly is not a word. A:* I know. I copied a spelling mistake 20 years ago from BatMUD and I did not fix it before I made this video. -For the record, BatMUD still has the typo, even though unlike WSpeed, it is still being actively developed and played by hundreds of concurrent players.- Check it out! bat.org/ The same goes for _sothingly,_ I think, but BatMUD no longer has that one. EDIT: In 1/2020 they fixed it finally. The typo was replaced with two new words: “intendedly” and “intently”. *Q: Jojo? Poro? Kela? Reference game on point? A:* These are actually Finnish words (meaning yo-yo, reindeer, and a roll respectively). *Q: What is that editor? A:* You are asking in the wrong video. I do not even use an editor in this video! *Q: What is that music? Can I download it? Or listen to it somewhere? A:* I made all of it myself. Check out iki.fi/bisqwit/music/ and soundcloud.com/Bisqwit. *Q: Are you sure? I recognize it from somewhere. A:* I may have drawn inspiration heavily from some Famicom games. Particularly, Lunar Ball and Balloon Fight. *Q: Who are you and why should I care? Where are you from? A:* Nice to meet you! I am Bisqwit, from Finland. I do programming and gaming videos on KZbin, but you may know me for a number of other endeavors over the decades. And if this is the first time, then, hello! *Q: Why was this video in my recommendations? A:* My guess is KZbin figured you might like my channel, and it chose this video to probe your reaction. Check out my other videos. *Q: Are you really a bus driver? A:* Yes, I _have_ driven a coach for work. It was lots of fun! But now, right now I do embedded programming for my primary work. I deal mostly with custom hardware containing STM32 chips. I also earn token amounts of extra money by teaching Israeli folk dance. If you are not reading this comment in May 2017, there is a possibility the situation is different again. *Q: “Dance”?! I totally did not expect that. A:* Me neither, to be honest. It sort of happened, and I thank God for every moment of it. Been doing it since 2009. I have even taught in other countries. (I don’t do it in KZbin because the music industry has weaponized copyright.) *Q: I type faster than you. A:* That is not a question. *Q: No but I mean, why post this video when you are not really that remarkable at typing? A:* Indeed I don’t hold any records. People were wondering because of my other videos, so I made this video to answer that question to my subscribers. *Q: What is that accent? Why do you speak like a robot? A:* The short answer is, I don’t. The long answer is: My native language is Finnish. Finnish is _very_ far-removed from English by nearly every linguistic measure. Trace the path from Finnish to English in this tree, www.sssscomic.com/comic.php?page=196, to get a (simplified) idea why most Finnish speakers have a very distinct “accent” when they try to speak English. The phonemes that a person can learn to tell apart are almost completely determined by their infanthood experiences, but I did not have much exposure to foreign languages as a child. The school system focuses almost exclusively on written communication, too. The English language has a very different (and more complex) phonetic makeup than Finnish does. I have tried to catch up at adult age, but it is much slower because the adult brain is not as adaptive as children’s is. _Trying_ to act natural is not a perfect substitute for acting natural, and the latter is not an option when you have to consciously concentrate on making yourself understood. Trust me, I am honestly trying my best, but at least I have a scientific excuse.¹ *Q: You sound like… A:* I don’t care. Chances are I have never heard of them nor do I want to. *Q: Do you do ASMR? A:* No, I don’t. Frankly I don’t get the appeal (although I have theories). My sister does, though. kzbin.infoVideos *Q: Your FAQ looks like you are persistently edgy. A:* No I’m not. Seriously, I’m cool as a moose. Many Finns (not all tbf) just have naturally a straightforward and terse style of communication that lends itself well to deadpan humor. We don’t beat around the bush. Just listen to Finnish Formula-1 drivers for example. *Q: TL/DR. I’m just going to post my thoughts. A:* You are welcome! But if you post a question I have already answered many times, I will probably give you a few days or years of time to find and read the answer I have already given. ¹) _Neuroscience, 3rd edition,_ pp. 559-562.

[@adamparrington1377]

I thought your design and layout for that game was absolutely perfect. Really enjoyed the video!

[@MrLeonwars]

why the fuck so edgy?

[@BlackSaix66]

so cocky and edgy lol

[@Bisqwit]

I should maybe have spammed a dozen smileys at the end of each line. That seems to be the today fashion. It is kind of difficult to accurately judge the intention in text.

[@BlackSaix66]

The way you arrogantly express yourself in Text is cringy, Not the Lack of smileys lol

[@BelgianGurista]

Google is not an algorithm, it's Bisqwit typing the results.

[@marcobonera838]

Next video: coding a search engine with c++ in dosbox

[@pineapple539]

🍍

[@sleepinversace8270]

hahahahahahah

[@youreretarded4678]

He doesn't type fast. I type faster than him

[@Sol-cf9ko]

Lmfao

[@wesley.3250]

Me: Dreams about designing a game. Bisqwit: Designs a game just to see how good he is.

[@javierflores09]

It isn't even that hard, you just need the motivation for it

[@driftex9233]

You can create a little fun game in one or two weeks if you work everyday 2 or 3 a day and u dont even need to do it everyday

[@ZTGOfficialYT]

@@driftex9233 You can create a little game in like an hour

[@Hannes123456789123]

@@rodolf5941 maybe you should start with a easy 2D game, following some KZbinrs programming it and first you can just copy

[@rodolf5941]

@@Hannes123456789123 I've already added a gun, movement and looking around. I might manage to make running, shooting, reloading and other shits animations. But it's impossible to make it multi-player or have in bots. I'd be happy with what ever I have. I tried to start with s 2D game, but it's harder than a 3D game. Maybe it's just me, Idk.

[@Keviamaya]

"To find the answer I created a game" you're so cool, I miss the "create your own tools" approach to programming.

[@KayOScode]

Ill never let that go

[@gaggerblank1554]

Same here, creating your own tools really helps your creativity. Sometimes taking a short cut won’t help you in the long run

[@AntoniTolwinski]

@@gaggerblank1554 Sharing some very significant truths right there!

[@UNKNOWN-ll4yt]

The fact that this guy is still hearting comments even if it have been 3 years ^^

[@Bisqwit]

ayup.

[@rotclanofficial7691]

Bisqwit whoa

[@hamkamuhammad7178]

Whoa

[@JAKS0N_]

Whoa

[@balajibajiiibalaji8242]

Whoa

[@koliakio]

If u have the feeling he is talking like a robot, its maybe because he focuses intensively on his prounciation because english aint his native language. Wich makes it easier for us to understand him, considering we do not speak Finnish .... just sayin

[@ceaselessdischarge1026]

Which*

[@hobohobohobohobo5369]

Frostbite yea it’s which you stupid bitch

[@ianyazdani6979]

I would want to talk like that

[@Pharmaceutics]

did we both get this randomly in our recommended

[@tdmclaug3508]

The thing is though he doesn’t do that with every word, just the last one in the sentence. That’s why he sounds so different.

[@MikeJones-bn7mw]

Teacher: “ we have a 10 page essay due by tomorrow Me :

[@MikeJones-bn7mw]

A dick of a teacher

[@ZTGOfficialYT]

1 0 page essay in 24 hours wouldn't be too hard, just a big fucking nuisance.

[@GreatRusio]

@@MikeJones-bn7mw *Teacher only looks at it for a few seconds* "it's alright but I am not gonna grade it.

[@marcochan371]

More like 10 mins

[@DoomVisuals]

@@GreatRusio #My teacher.

[@Gamelover22478]

This game should be used in schools !

[@gawzilla_8355]

In school we had nitro type!

[@M8sin]

@@gawzilla_8355 i. Belive they seek do

[@justiceequality5679]

Also Typer Shark

[@rotclanofficial7691]

Agreed

[@rotclanofficial7691]

Simon WoodburyForget they increase your reflexes

[@ricksdaily6323]

Kalian mencari komentar indonesia? selamat anda menemukannya..😂

[@advris]

Kok lu tau..

[@YusronHasani]

hahah

[@ouwel313]

Kampungan....

[@MaYuAn0410]

Bacod

[@bintangarmstrong224]

Norak

[@Mr_Breeze143]

How is he 12 and 48 years old at the same time

[@alicemdogan3684]

Underrated comment here

[@JorgetePanete]

you forgot the question mark

[@BeweProds]

Finland is the answer.

[@downtowngames4631]

he only goes out once a month and that's just to supply up the sun barley touches his skin there for slowing down the aging process

[@GamblerBE]

Probably born on February 29th?

[@KoMdoN]

I have no clue who you are. So..why am I watching this, and more important: Why do I get so stressed watching these red words almost reach the right side.

[@pira707]

Why are you on youtube then? Thats like trying to order food at a restaurant but you don't know the waiter.

[@latchkeyTK]

Pira why should he needs to know who's the waiter is?

[@deadrabbit9802]

haziq590 that's the whole point of the comment, it's comparing that situation to what the guy said.

[@latchkeyTK]

Dead Rabbit his comparison sucks tho

[@A9YearsOldNOTYouTuber]

Thats backseat gaming for ya

[@JohnDoe-eo3fx]

Bisquit is in bed with his wife. Bisqwit's wife: Show me what those fingers can do. Umm..... Bisqwit: *takes out laptop and starts to code*

[@AntoineViallonDevelloper]

Underrated

[@rotclanofficial7691]

lmao underrated

[@kalapoikedeviere7962]

she'd release in other a second lmao

[@loli42]

weird mode comment section

[@wetplant1748]

Bisqwit's wife: OHH IM SO WET

[@NotJames__]

him: Can type really fast. him: proceeds to write 3 whole essays in the description and comment section

[@agustinh57]

Why is everybody so mean with this guy?

[@jack_ey798]

I dont know anymore yeah

[@SVTsupercharged]

Maybe they suck at typing?

[@felipebayona9119]

Jew

[@alanensanttu]

Couse they are jealous

[@mauriciosanchez813]

Because we are pieces of shit

[@osvaldomorinigo]

In Finland everybody designs they own videogame or they own linux

[@tuxnews2878]

Because they live with penguins.

[@Bisqwit]

I like the joke, but Finland is almost as far as it is possible to be from the native habitat of penguins. :-)

[@tuxnews2878]

@@Bisqwit But Linus is there. HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN IT!

[@theworldoverheavan560]

@@tuxnews2878 Lol

[@ThatBlazerGuy]

“OWN Linux”

[@treelonmusk5723]

It actually took me 5 years to notice he has a beard in this video

[@VOLightPortal]

I literally thought he was just a kid with a deep baritone voice

[@oonie]

took me a minute to realize the first one wasn't english

[@JorgetePanete]

LOL

[@dummykwast]

Me too🤣

[@sorrychangedmyusername3594]

ölly aoknskw pukko kaks hounam soe padkm opker

[@omppuplays7147]

Ota sitä ällää inte suomalainen

[@mikko5384]

@@omppuplays7147 mitä vittuu

[@pof0ft779]

He definetely types faster than he speaks lol

[@Bisqwit]

I can speak Finnish pretty quick, but I definitely type quicker than I can think what to say.

[@tylord.]

English isn't everybody's first language little shit.

[@jpleevi]

Bisqwit suomi perkele

[@plantkillable8371]

He's the Ben Shapiro of Keyboard.

[@divine308]

I thought it was Irish

[@I_love_Grant_Fisher]

Remember to stay hydrated

[@Soloohara]

Koshi bAhhahahahahahahahaha

[@patrickguanaz6767]

Texas style

[@JosephAlanMeador]

Hey this looks great! Gonna fire it up in DOSBox, thanks! Great channel. Cheers from Colorado, North America

[@rohanm4541]

Hey Bisqwit, thankyou for making the effort in speaking English, your tutorials and general videos are wonderful and I really appreciate them

[@jerry6187]

His keyboard is a paid actor.

[@r0z3d]

I lol'd

[@corinth9140]

damn it i was gonna make this comment

[@jerry6187]

@@corinth9140 lol early bird gets the worm

[@dedemaulana8304]

His finger is a paid actor

[@dizzy916]

Better be paid alot to get touched that much.

[@kryptic83]

Tip: fast typing is useless if u don't know what to type

[@Bisqwit]

Very very true! Some people seem to think that the limiting factor to a programmer’s performance is their typing speed. And that is not the what programming is about, at all.

[@mikki7522]

@@Bisqwit Mostly the programming takes between a few hours to a few weeks, but the politics around it can take months.

[@Bisqwit]

Politics? Maybe you had a problem in vocabulary and you meant design or plans? Politics only plays into some extremely large projects.

[@mikki7522]

@@Bisqwit Well, both. I mean it depends on what sort of work you do, and I can't really disclose a lot about my work. But a lot of projects at my department/sector need to be developed in accordance with GDPR, otherwise we could be sent to court in Houston, Texas, lose our jobs and destroy the whole company. The code itself is usually not too difficult, but there's a looooot of legwork to assure we don't fuck up everything. So yeah, it's a lot of politics :)

[@gsainoy]

once i know what to type i go lightspeed on a keyboard lightspeed = 109 wpm for me *a*

[@dikrox6151]

Its funny how i can understand you english better than a guy with english like native (lenguage) language.

[@marianolaguzzi]

It's probably because of how slowly he speaks

[@maken15]

Language*

[@dikrox6151]

@@maken15 Thanks.

[@jordan1489]

I'm brazilian and I feel more comfortable listening english of a non native person.

[@isolated.4722]

@@jordan1489 indeed. Non native English is more clear and slow than native

[@zeku3225]

Literally no one: KZbin: How fast can bisqwit type

[@FerousFolly]

@SyncV2001 I agree, the kettle is black.

[@boost3405]

this the kind of guy to Ddos you with his Nintendo

[@jikaan]

BoosT nintendo is not a console, it's a brand

[@Jacob-sb3su]

ugly weeb people dont like you.

[@Etaiin]

*g a m e c u b e*

[@deputyschrute4504]

*DDoS *Nintendo DS/3DS/Switch “Nintendo” is not a console. Also, please learn some grammar.

[@genroynoisis6980]

The fun police have arrived at thr scene!

[@owengrimm1370]

Despite other comments, I think your voice sounds great. My guess is the other people here don't know how hard it is to speak a second language.

[@ai9862]

100% right.

[@syahmi518]

Kinda hard... Some can talk fluently with grammatical error ..vice versa...

[@eemeli110]

@ZeroFire NL sure you can buddy

[@deservate8299]

I can speak: Bosnian, Swedish, English and a bit of arabic..

[@mumble3535]

"Just say it like I say it" "That's cool and all but that sound literally isn't in my language so my mouth doesn't know how to say it yet"

[@TheRealNightShot]

Bisqwit has probably created the only typing trainer software that actually works. This software puts real pressure on you and therefore your brain has to adapt. Plus the fact that it automatically scales speed and adapts the flow to the user's speed, this thing is the best someone can use to improve at typing. I've got from 92WPM average to 103WPM (I've tested on 10fastfingers after) average in just 5-7 Hours with long breaks.

[@inderjeet8659]

this dude looks young and old at the same time

[@RYUMIXTAPE]

Comment Stealer

[@inderjeet8659]

@@RYUMIXTAPE not rly, i actually thought that

[@NJ187]

@@RYUMIXTAPE You say that like it was some legendary insult. It wasn't funny the first time it was typed, and still isn't now. So let them use the shit comment all they want.

[@iceboxxer494]

Legend has it he typed the description in 4.92 seconds.

[@bananasiroini5357]

he talks like a computer generated voice

[@msaniimpyaBMW]

bananas iroini Exactly!

[@impossabear4096]

bananas iroini its someones voice behind them generated voices and now we know whos

[@Numenorean921]

There's something relaxing about the way he talks haha

[@yousefal-hadhrami7853]

Nice one, LOL

[@neonvortex4]

Steven Hawking

[@Gatorbox]

Neat rendition of the Lunar Pool stage music in the typing game. Loved the "no friction" TAS you made for April Fools back in the day.

[@KidKat__]

Watched this for the first time four years ago. Dunno why it popped up again, but I'm happy it did. Still a nice video.

[@AlgoCurioso4]

Love your video, it was so relaxing and intense at the same time. You seem like a very nice guy. I'm glad that you find your passion, it always make me happy to see others enjoying what they love.

[@mrswassduck7544]

That's Nice

[@lawnmower69]

Wait something's not right with this comment

[@litfamnoobpro9004]

This comment's weird

[@supercucho12]

"intense" whoa what

[@DailyDoseOfDiscipline1]

Who else finds the keyboard sound highly satisfying?

[@shizangle8761]

The spacebar squeaks. It's quite annoying.

[@marcomitc7920]

He need to make this with a mechanical keyboard

[@srliam47]

ma9r9co i think it's actually a mech keyboard

[@bayybars]

SrLiam most mech keyboards are rgb nowadays so it’s really hard to tell

[@juicy1192]

_Samchenisodes _ ASMR

[@spearPYN]

Beautiful DOS program! Love the old command line interfaces.

[@AJ-up3ff]

I used to think 50 words per min was okay.

[@Bisqwit]

PSA: Anyone who comments on any of my videos a hateful comment suggesting someone to kill or harm themselves, or wishes someone to die of cancer, or anything along those lines, will be immediately banned from my channel, _and_ reported to KZbin in order to have them banned from KZbin for community violations as well. I have zero tolerance for that kind of comments, no matter whom the comment is directed towards. Please be civil even if you don’t agree with everyone’s opinions.

[@hyunwoof3883]

dang 1 hour ago

[@YezModdy]

yeah, i noticed myself, but the problem is, most users who comment hatefull things are not here for video making purpose, so getting banned to then make a new account is too easy sadly. (sorry for my english) im norwegian :)

[@jaden8675]

Oh geez that was... interesting timing

[@jjboomstik]

how do you get banned from a youtube channel?

[@justkiddinglolusuck]

The channel owner has that option

[@memaimu]

You'd kill at Typing of the Dead.

[@kapetsu9657]

眩暈夢 done it

[@zzoko7693]

眩暈夢

[@TheGamerCreeper399]

眩暈夢 haxx

[@maxonwolf5841]

眩暈夢 lol

[@ChristopherWoods]

Multiplayer challenge accepted

[@eggplantunleashed4740]

You're awesome man. I'm Subbing. This was recommended to me, not sure why. But I loved the video. Looking forward to your other videos.

[@Bisqwit]

Thank you. Have fun exploring!

[@mablearning1392]

You are awesome. The best thing that i learn from this, keep practice then you will earn the best. Thank you so much from me in Indonesia. Danke.

[@rajtadavi6970]

Your voice is good and so easy to understand 😎😎

[@MrBeanST]

Sounds like Stephen Hawking.😂

[@fatah496]

Yeah even for me, fyi. i'm bad at english and my grammar is horrible

[@stevenjames7082]

4.25 am ....fml

[@FusedReaper]

@@MrBeanST oh my fucking god..... I litteraly thought that..

[@JeerJer]

@Tidder T -1

[@marios3427]

Bisqwit your voice sounds completely normal don't listen to others. It's very calm and soothing. You could have an ASMR channel.

[@marios3427]

Thank you for liking my comment. You have earned a new subscriber! :)

[@Bisqwit]

Thank you!

[@meowie4189]

@@Bisqwit I didnt think you would be replying to comments still haha

[@Newbyte]

I think what people are reacting to is his accent, not his voice, but that I don't mind either the slightest. English is not my native language either, and I'm very well aware of how difficult it is to sound native.

[@Bisqwit]

@Xen Glaris: kzbin.info/www/bejne/mn-9lJdvrNeSeMU

[@vishnuvs6121]

I watched this 3 times. KZbin still recommending this.

[@aditya95sriram]

I think your personality (including your accent) is quirky yet absolutely delightful. Had a nice chuckle or two after reading your pinned comment :)

[@aletaris]

When you ain't got a voice chat)

[@yan9339]

Papa Louie the Chef lmaooo same

[@futuristicapple6775]

Ain’t got a mic?

[@diamondminor]

Futuristic Apple yep 👍

[@onibane9912]

When the game use voice chat only.

[@kipto]

You are typing faster than my internet speed

[@Bisqwit]

Right now that seems to be the case for me, as well.

[@kipto]

Bisqwit Haha :D

[@leandrojprz]

You neee him as a Router

[@araigumakiruno]

watching this on 240p

[@tfr7307]

Edan si bisqwit salut aink ah

[@erlangsz3072]

biskuat kali

[@derisupriadi98]

Bangga Roma mendunia

[@mmaxh_]

Nyasar lu?

[@ajitog5730]

anjenk nyasar

[@rakafaizul._5820]

Aowkwk

[@NedPerkins]

I got second hand anxiety just listening to that music! Still an impressive video four years later!

[@remidhillon2737]

I want this guy to write my 20,000 word essay It would take me 3 weeks, him 20 mins

[@randomname8616]

Keep in mind that in this game the words are given. When writing an essay you gotta come up with whole sentences, a story, word it right, etc.

[@tills7]

Random name it was a joke smh

[@m4rk0b0y]

@@randomname8616 he said "he would write it" not he would Make The sentences

[@memz9324]

*Why did youtube recommend me this video at 3 am?*

[@RavenSix]

Same

[@kwondeville]

Same.

[@amirsourour7266]

Same

[@edytamakusumajaya9244]

Same

[@hjbvibes7946]

Same

[@lachlancharlton9330]

I love your voice, I’m not sure why, but it seems soothing and accepting!

[@Bisqwit]

Thank you!

[@bananapower2417]

2:18 Jojo reference

[@theVieirinhaa]

Oh my God!!!!!!

[@allden8947]

Frick, i was drinking

[@gededarma1420]

Muda muda muda muda muda!!!

[@qoisahmad5372]

@@gededarma1420 Dinding pak dinding

[@GoingForth]

@@qoisahmad5372 gk bakal paham

[@GatlingHawk]

Piano teachers hate him

[@shaycormac3147]

Very much

[@TB-zt6hs]

Nice guy with wicked typing skills

[@ManeelxAkosAdor]

Man I really loved the music you added to the game!

[@pyroptosis]

Sick setup. Love it.

[@sriramsrinivasan7403]

g a t i s k a n d i s ?

[@francisdeguzman8489]

Sriram Srinivasan The Comedian right

[@lookingfortruth1930]

FRANCIS DE GUZMAN no it's pewdiepie

[@oliverhodgson259]

OMG so alike

[@djekrom3286]

Hello Internet, my name is GaTis KandDis

[@MemeL0rdOfficial]

Fuck off. Gatis Kandis is Latvian. This boy is finnish

[@Bisqwit]

@ProTektWar, @Akkord Pleromy, and everyone else who wonder why I am not replying to your questions and comments: I CANNOT reply to your comments. Please verify your Google+ privacy settings. Most likely you have configured your abomination I mean Google+ in such manner that only select people can reply to what you post. Google search "Comment failed to post" for more information (often tangential at best unfortunately).

[@nathanielpeter3296]

My average speed is 68 wpm and my top speed is 110 wpm in typeracer.com How should I pick up the pace when typing difficult letters like P or more punctuation marks ? I loose speed here.

[@christopherbishop4339]

The easiest way I have found is just practice unfortunately. There is no easier way. Unless you learn to use a Dvorak keyboard.

[@nathanielpeter3296]

I have Qwerty keyboard. By looking at my past improvements I can predict 1% improvement every month can make me reach my all time average as 80 wpm in about 10 months.

[@cfuss]

Alright everyone, guesses on how long it took him to type that comment. Mine is 4.5 seconds

[@StefanReich]

Haha, "Google+". I've been ranting against it like forever. The network where you CAN'T TALK

[@carsonholloway]

This man's accent is so beautiful, it's half the reason to watch the channel

[@_MaZaa]

Omg I use to watch TAS since maybe 9 years, and today KZbin recommend me the channel of tasvideos.org’s father ! Didn’t know you had a channel, I just subscribed 😁

[@blink1620]

This is probably the cutest man alive, trying his best on english for us to understand, awesome video and awesome skills!

[@chewie481]

well played, and I completely agree that wpm is a stupid measure of typing speed.

[@kim15742]

There's always CPM, which you can get to WPM from by dividing by 5, since that's the average length of a word

[@krokanjer]

Average is not exact, and that's the problem for most people.

[@F4Y541]

gooby I agree, wpm isn't as accurate as I used to think it was... Heck, it isn't accurate at all! CPM for the win, it's unfair how many typists test their speed with wpm, I can't imagine how fast Bisquit was with 1000+ cpm....

[@Interknetz]

See (for those that don't know), WPM is dumb because you could type Box a load of times and have a high WPM. CPM definitely makes more sense.

[@F4Y541]

MoistGoat Know any good sites that measure by CPM??

[@buji07]

your voice almost make me sleep 😃very soothing

[@ridd1457]

Friend: What is your wifi password? Me: 2:21

[@aquibjavedrollnumber1763]

@@tominugroho2228 illa

[@tannerman6851]

His English is pretty much spot on, great job my friend. I dont know what it's like to learn a 2nd language but, a friend who moved from Finland when he was 12 had a rough time adapting to english. It seems like you have adapted to english extremly well, once more, good job!

[@valizeth4073]

Out of swedish, finnish and english I type the fastest using english, I suppose it's mostly due to how awkward it is to reach åäö on a nordic keyboard compared to the regular qwerty layout where most frequently used keys are centered.

[@sofiajjk]

i don't know why youtube recommended me this just now but im amazeddd, also english isn't my first language either and i know how hard it can be speaking it in front of other people; you did great so dont worry :)

[@pewdiepietosubscribe6806]

Am I the only one who actually finds his voice relaxing and normal overall? Like, chill people, jeez.

[@jwr8657]

Χρήστος Μουρατιδης reminds me of idubbbz

[@slicesyouintopieces4fun266]

okay so i just saw this in my recommended and i jus wanna say that you are adorable i love your voice and i am now subscribed 💞 merry christmas :’)

[@JulioNIB]

very cool

[@ules5799]

You look and sound really wholesome :D Glad to be in this side of youtube again

[@JDawesomeMC]

Okay KZbin I watched the video, now get out of my recommended

[@Bisqwit]

Hehehe. I have done that several times, too! And I can imagine quite a few of those downvotes are exactly for that reason; not so much an opinion about the video than an attempt to steer the recommendations mechanism for one’s personal benefit. That said, hope to see you again. I have various content on my channel :-)

[@christianabele7613]

JDawesomeMC Lol

[@alexanduh]

JDawesomeMC i see you everywhere

[@aaziikaaa2262]

really original...

[@kaiserbeelzebub4th]

were you supposed to be watching minecraft?

[@shoppincarties]

Me: Hey, I wanan know how fast I type, i'll just go on a website real quick... Bisqwit: *Creates/Programs a whole damn game*

[@mchslmn6343]

wow diavolo

[@yasyasmarangoz3577]

Yes xD

[@NukeRadius]

When you making your homework last minute Be like

[@tejdalwadi5699]

He still gives heart?

[@nene_san]

yes

[@owenlent9361]

I would get like 7 words then fail

[@cryptixzbruh7332]

Poop InTin slow

[@Jamal-jr8ke]

Cryptixz Bruh no shit

[@rapu9351]

Katoin ekat 20 sekkaa ja olin sillee jos tää ei oo suomalaine nii sit on ihme (suomalaisten englanti on kaunista)

[@rhdtv2002]

"When I was 20 years old..." thought he was 18..

[@Leo-io4bq]

The music in that game is so good

[@tiagorodrigues141]

Wow you are awesome, I met you now but you already inspire me , The love for Computers that we Share

[@rusty_works]

Finally I see you typing :D. Now I can sleep well :D

[@Fosterushka]

Love ur video before I get sleep watching ur vids cuz so calmy )respect from Russia (rakastan sinua from udmurti)

[@Bisqwit]

Cool! Do you speak the Udmurt language? It is related to Finnish. Udmurts also share a high percentage of the same Y-DNA haplogroup that is predominant in Finland.

[@LordKnt]

KZbin recommends me this video every 6 months-1 year, and every time my like disappeared... Still a great video all those years later though

[@shahmuradjunejo9229]

If you see this comment i want to tell from my bottom of my heart you are so good and typing skills are awesome!!!

[@Bisqwit]

Thanks. Aside from that point, you are not really as creative as you might think. pbs.twimg.com/media/DuwllkrXgAASjP5.jpg:large Sorry about bringing this up.

[@thrxshh1674]

imagine queuing with this guy on nitro type

[@robin_queer]

I don't know why but your voice is incredibly enjoyable to listen to.

[@AdityaPratama-de1sj]

You got new SUBSCRIBER!

[@CalikL]

First I though "G... what I'm doing here" but after I was like "wow this dude is really good" :D

[@user-pp4xg2yf2b]

your voice is so calming

[@treyquattro]

the "lunatic zone" - that's where I hang out! Impressive game, and score

[@szuzmariacsatkai3496]

This is the first ever video I watched from you

[@jaelinc2616]

Sounds like the "lemme smash" bird meme

[@PixelOutlaw]

Nice to see another video from you Bisqwit. This could be made into a kids typing game if you added little wings to the words and had a frog that moved his tongue and ate them as you got them correct. :) Have you been frustrated with adult responsibility cutting into programming time? I guess maybe you get good ideas while driving bus. I found that when I did hard physical work I could program after work much more easily than when I was a cog in a corporate machine. Nice to see people making traditional software like you. I can't stand the fickleness of web development.

[@Bisqwit]

Yes, sometimes I have been frustrated with responsibilities cutting into programming time, and yes, you get good ideas while driving bus, walking in forest, or while doing anything other than sitting in front of computer :-)

[@F4Y541]

Bisqwit The video above is the first time I've ever seen you... Hopefully I hear your name more often in the near future!

[@jonejonesbonk]

PixelOutlaw Honestly, that type of an idea for a game is pretty good 😮

[@thierrykurt3867]

Nice video!

[@luccaburaglia9094]

Imagine having to do a 10 page essay group project and having Bisqwit in your group

[@lucetubegplusstillsux2678]

Got stuck on the word voluptuously, crazy good job though. I'm really loving your channel!

[@CuriousLoki]

This comment section is like "oMg uR sO wIrD!1! Y dO u tAlk likE dat" you guys are just so rude and childish go get a life instead of judge someone by his appearance or the way he talks My first language is not English so if i wrote something wrong just don't be that stupid to making fun of me

[@azgoh9098]

Hellvis well said :)

[@peppers4975]

No periods and it sould be don’t be that stupid to start making fun of me

[@coreyberg7823]

Hellvis asking someone why they talk a certain way isn’t rude or disrespectful at all unless it’s followed up by something that makes it rude or disrespectful. If anything, it’s just curiosity.

[@carsonadamczyk6586]

Hey none of this makes sense it sounds like a robot😐

[@UnknowngodYt]

braden peppers lol I didn’t know we had to write all formal on KZbin btw if we do, then check your grammar.

[@laza1610]

Well we know it didnt take him long to write that description...

[@godDIEmanLIVE]

Wish I did more of this kind of forearm training.