How I Badly Translate History

[@sethmcavoy1800]

You've gotta do Chinese history. It's already so insane without being translated.

[@rachelisverycoo]

Yesssss

[@davidtsiangwy]

-Chao Ling (超齡) takes power -247 million perish

[@austinlau2309]

​@@davidtsiangwytaiping rebellion be like:

[@Mistah_Boombastic_BiggieCheese]

LIVERPOOL IN HELL

[@C-Farsene_5]

@@davidtsiangwy Bing Chilling sieges the small town of Guanyu with 3 million men, He however breaks the seige with 30 million. Chinese clothing, Austro-Hungarian food.

[@shiners3328]

Now we can infinitely create HE lore

[@dr_frog01]

Hello

[@joroa7151]

I killed a man

[@MikosTurtle]

We will be too powerful now

[@OGrandomunknownperson]

​​@@MikosTurtle*he

[@CzechPigeon]

Thank you so much starvharv you made us get HE ME SHE FRENCH TOURIST and many more charecters with UNBELIVABLE lore!!! ❤

[@dr_frog01]

Hello

[@TheSoviet0nion]

I know

[@thisissparta789789]

I almost forgot about French Tourist lol

[@shankewang5802]

Okay, so apparently there's a thing called "Bad Translator" as a add-on in Google Docs which translates the selected text in random languages as many times you want but at the cost of not being the worst languages in Google (cause it's random) you could give it a go! But I mean your stuff is great (especially the HE lore)! Keep it up!

[@arandumendez9557]

If I remember correctly, you are able to customize what languages it uses, and not only the start/finish one

[@HornedPandaWasTaken]

THIS

[@nameless44421]

Was gonna say this, it’s free, also google docs has an easy way to clear formatting such as hyperlinks. Everyone go like the above comment so he sees this

[@deleted-something]

That could make it too bad tho...

[@HornedPandaWasTaken]

the worse it gets the funnier it gets@@deleted-something

[@Nebotek1]

Huge respect for using your time to give us more he lore 👏👏🔥🔥

[@dr_frog01]

Hello

[@TheSoviet0nion]

Yes

[@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation]

Ah finally, *StarHarv lore*

[@dr_frog01]

Hello

[@helloolleh_dis]

I once translated a persian (I think it was persian, I forgot) Wikipedia page for the spongebob episode "Sailor Mouth" through 2 languages then back to english, I got "SPEAK LIKE A CREW"

[@dr_frog01]

Hello

[@leoh3616]

You're a funny guy@@dr_frog01

[@helloolleh_dis]

@@dr_frog01 Hello

[@notZabami]

I'm very glad people use very good processes, even if they are wildly simple to understand. Thank you for explaining this to the less fortunate of us.

[@Malxsep]

thank you for passsing your knowledge onto us

[@dr_frog01]

Hello

[@MercuryTheVexilliologyNerd]

@@dr_frog01hallo?

[@someguysomeone3543]

A free and albeit more time consuming way to do this would be coping the article/timeline, converting it to a document then open It in chrome and with chrome extensions using the translate one to do the same thing as the g translate app or engine can only do 5000 characters, and sometimes when translating into a african or Indian language it can say the character amount goes beyond 5000 and thus needing to remove bits.

[@linkfreeman1998]

Yeah. I also not really wanna do smth with coding. It's a pain on its own.

[@Hand-in-Shot_Productions]

That's what I was thinking! If and when I get around to making my own ruined articles, I'll do it that way! Thanks for the recommendation!

[@UKLatviaBall]

I went from ‘The man behind the slaughter has been found inside an aviator. He had to be scooped out because it was icecream.’ to ‘Laos wants to eat’

[@ANDORRA195]

WE FINALLY HAVE THE TIMELINES

[@dr_frog01]

Hello

[@DiamondDuk]

“The sacred texts…”

[@TheManInBlueFlames]

Had NO idea coding and HTML code remover stuff was used to translate instead of doing it manually. This is quite impressive!

[@oliversherman2414]

Thanks for sharing this with us. You put so much effort into making these videos. Well done 👍🏻

[@arte0021]

I didnt think this was such a complicated operation. I assumed he just copied the article into Google Translate and translated it into many languages then back to english

[@lynqsx]

I'm impressed that there is a person out there that doesn't use phyton for automation😅. Your Videos are really great

[@aleekscribblerofdeydras9036]

You're a genius dude you'll blow up soon and im here for it!

[@Vinesomest]

You're really hardworking and all of us appreciate it. :]

[@eetuthereindeer6671]

Thank you! I was really wondering how you did this!! Now i learned its way more complicated than i expected and i'll just stick to watching you lol

[@Hand-in-Shot_Productions]

I've wondered for a while how you scramble history, so I found this quite informative! Now, I know the recipe to make "the Funny": ruined, broken, messed up histories of the world that are always entertaining! Thanks for the video!

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

I thought I could do it, until I heard code. I'll just copy and paste into different languages one at a time XD

[@randomnessrules4971]

You are the Malinda Kathleen Reese of history.

[@Hand-in-Shot_Productions]

As someone who is subscribed to Malinda Kathleen Reese (her channel, _Twisted_ _Translations,_ is part of how I got into these twisted translations to begin with), I agree!

[@mimicrymwot]

I think there should have been a joke about "HE knows how to make translations" or something

[@ShayminLover492]

Now we can all make our own He lore whenever the universe needs Him.

[@Oregon_ball]

Me using google docs: i am 1 Googol parallel universes ahead of you

[@oliversherman2414]

I love your channel keep up the great stuff

[@atack1212]

As somebody who used to use a laptop for school work, I love to go to my very old google docs documents and use their translate tool to go through many languages and then back to English From experience I can confirm that Xhosa, German, Swahili and Afrikaans work best for going out of English, and for going back into English you can use languages such as Chinese (traditional) and Latin

[@degariuslozak2169]

Been waiting for this video❤

[@chuck0842]

0:12 Holy hell!

[@polskahistoria6090]

step 1. copy all the text from the article step 2. paste it into google translate and translate into hungarian step 3. copy the result, close the tab with google translate, open a new fresh one and paste the result step 4. repeat that a couple times, except do it in accordance to this template: [confusing language] -> english, english -> [confusing language], [confusing language] -> german, german -> [confusing language] NOTE: make sure to keep changing between different confusing languages until its funni in englsih

[@antoninomassimovadala7431]

Take your time Starv Harv and upload like once every two weeks or maybe more if you need time. Love you content. Future translation ideas: -French Revolution+Napoleonic Wars -American Civil War

[@YuanGaming12]

Finally we can get our own he lore

[@dr_frog01]

Hello

[@seems_goodlol]

Thank you, i can make Napoleonic Wars bad translations 4 myself now 🙏

[@Gmk4667]

Thanks for the HE lore!

[@Connor_RK801]

He behind the scenes:

[@dr_frog01]

Hello

[@markojanosik1840]

best tutorial i love this

[@nemoaliquis3830]

Long live the Floppa (thanks for adding him)! 0:02

[@LydsTherinNotamon]

I wanna see this done with Elder Scrolls lore some day

[@SonOfNone]

C#?! You madlad you. It's hard enough keeping up with PHP and JavaScript for me, I don't have time to learn C# too!!!

[@Undydamon]

meanwhile me who runs everything trough google translate manually and the copy-pastes it into a google document, I now realize how inefficient I am lol

[@Real_snowdawg]

“Sir what’s your order” *”what am I doing with my life”* “Si-“ *Rams out of drive thru onto a freeway at 90 Mph*

[@bq_498]

thank you youtube for recommending me this early maybe i can forgive you for recommending me videos about present day space events late which makes me miss them

[@dr_frog01]

Hello

[@GunGoBoom]

We need a badly translated Napoleonic Wars timeline

[@zacferreira]

I swear theres a Google doc add-on where you can badly translate stuff a number of times

[@EepiEmi]

Holyyy ur at 50k! I subbed when you had 5k, I knew you had potential, pretty sure I left a comment 😃

[@cac_deadlyrang]

I so wanna see Him destroy Strangereal now.

[@sahilhossian8212]

Lore of How I Badly Translate History momentum 100

[@TheSoviet0nion]

YAY NOW I CAN DO IT MYSELF! THANK STARVHARV❤

[@dr_frog01]

Hello

[@SonOfNone]

A second C# programmer? Are you serious?

[@eldelostacos9980]

Finally. It's time to badly translate alternate history

[@ST21phil07]

Have you try with the languages that offer the best translation quality? I speak french as a first language and I use google translate when I have some doubts. Honestly, it is sometimes really bad. I assume it might yield funny results if run through a lot of languages. Sometimes even just some back and forth is enough to mess the meaning of a sentence.

[@leszas872]

Please make a compilation of the Translator's bizarre lore (I, I'm) from Roman History up to Modern History!

[@ThatAustrianGuy09]

get this man a patreon

[@Oxygen_Addict]

What a legend!

[@DrStrike8189]

You should do a Badly Translated Napoleonic Timeline

[@judy3827]

there's some fresh he lore in that random funny

[@dr_frog01]

Hello

[@Statix-]

Please do one for the 30 years war

[@shankewang5802]

:) Thanks I'll try! Perhaps manually... cause Idk codes :(

[@2o2B]

Someone could probably program a ai that can translate it automatically

[@deadmusicchannelwithcutestuffs]

Instructions unclear because of Autism or Liverpool

[@Scribbles_Real]

Why did you say autism twice?

[@deadmusicchannelwithcutestuffs]

@@Scribbles_Real I... don't want to piss off Liverpool fans

[@Scribbles_Real]

@@deadmusicchannelwithcutestuffs Eh, I’m from Manchester. I do it all the time lmao

[@strogonoffcore]

I manually translated a text through all those languages and that was the result. WHO'S JIM? Autumn leaves tell a story. It's called the first round The whole town was surrounded by fog. Prince Marika is missing. Golden Godwin Black Sword is dead. Malik, a descendant of angels, quickly defeats Jim. worse than ever The teacher is not at home. You need to find bigger goals. You are not a saint. He took a deep breath We've all heard the long grace. Lu Huara is the leader of this group. The golden worm always shines. Both were scared. for the trip Gideon tells you again. I want to receive mercy. There are no offers. The nebula is made of clay. He stood in front of the circle. old rat

[@kajetus0688]

so we can make fan made HE lore?

[@doubledeadskull]

thanks buckaroo

[@electronthenerd]

do atlantic hurricane season timelines

[@rockyhermitYT]

You deserve far more subscribers than you have

[@actually_im_worse_yall]

We finally have the timlines in our possession

[@dr_frog01]

Hello

[@actually_im_worse_yall]

@@dr_frog01 Hi

[@nerussoulfire6021]

Please some coderfriendo set HIM up with some tool to help him, we need HIM

[@reallemmykoopa2008]

Video Idea: Breaking the Napoleonic Wars with Bad Translations

[@ANDORRA195]

HE was executed in 1945

[@gorgeousgentleman5390]

The genesis of He

[@grassnothing1631]

history

[@disneydaniel3163]

Can you do Timeline of the Walt Disney Company badly translated please

[@dhwwiiexpert]

I wonder what role HE played in their history?

[@ANDORRA195]

HE killed Walt Disney’s parents

[@hawks-wings]

Omg He lore that wasn’t in the video? He was a Czechoslovak communist but RESIGNED? The tea! StarvHarv how could you deprive us of this lore? 💔

[@JWP-56]

So this was how HE was created…

[@tst2363]

So HE decided to resign from the Czechoslovak Communist Party and Jan Masaryk announced his death in 1948?😂

[@leszekryniec7054]

0:58 That's PHP(my favorite), not C#

[@nimroids6587]

This is way more complicated than I was thinking. I thought you just copy and pasted through google translate multiple times.

[@ammarahmed7170]

FINALLY ALSO WHEN IS HE HISTORY COMING OUT

[@dr_frog01]

Hello

[@snelwasnthere]

10/10 Would need it

[@dr_frog01]

Hello

[@snelwasnthere]

wot@@dr_frog01

[@FieldMarshalTalionOswaldC]

I wonder what part of history is next in your mind to badly translate

[@user-do2sp8hs3i]

You can do chat gpt, literally the easiest option

[@SiopeanRepublic]

*Me, an Arab myself, who does the translation thing in my mind:*

[@newyorkedit0r]

Is there a way to do this for mobile?

[@just_a_hampa]

Bestie, do the Napoleonic wars. I need to laugh at that.

[@Aegis_Narrow_One]

Hi StarvHarv, have you tried selenium?

[@marym7104]

Within 5 hours!

[@zackinator1439]

It would probably be better to use a free translator app or service because not only would it be free, the translation quality would probably be worse and result in funnier output or few cycles needed to decent into madness

[@THE_MR_MAN]

YES!!!!!

[@Fan_Of_Things6876]

Interesting

[@Cenk57]

Hi, I just wanna let you know that Google Translate has a website translate function. If u can figure out how to translate it multiple times, then you don't need to pay Google

[@MrEpikMandude]

You overcomplicated it But it is your way

[@brendonong-t1m]

whats the file for . idk how to use google cloud api

[@clthreeoneeight]

I used docx and spammed through document translate in google

[@Nugcon]

"History is written by the victors" Wrong. Google translate

[@laytonrobinson-x]

WE NEED MORE HE LORE

[@dr_frog01]

Hello

[@readytotaxi]

Nice

[@lameago]

Yes

[@dr_frog01]

Hello

[@botybot5078]

0:58 basque xddd

[@Hotsilog_Gaming]

Bro you should make Philippine history, even the Wikipedia page is Extremely long.

[@Gamma78.]

yea but i cant code

[@sakul_the_one4821]

Weakest C# enjoyer

[@Tufta759]

Do American Civil War and French Revolution

[@dr_frog01]

Hello