How I Broke Reality with Warhammer's Chaos Chariots

[@sirunklydunk8861]

Beastmen and OP are two words no Warhammer fan ever thought would be in the same sentence

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[@thanquolrattenherz9665]

sounds like heresy

[@Project129]

Three words I have heard that for: Nurgul's foul stink. Mind you, that's what I heard before the update, they just suddenly have many more reasons to be called it now.

[@oberonjr6320]

Except for verminitide 2

[@acraftyhuragok7586]

Comment for the algorithm spirit. Praise the Omnissiah.

[@curatoredits3940]

Me: How many exploits would you like Spiff? Spiff: about 40k.

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[@somedude1642]

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[@Aconspiracyofravens1]

he needs to abuse 40k

[@curatoredits3940]

@@thespiffingbrit Whenever I hear of heresy, I know it's shorthand for not drinking Yorkshire Tea!

[@ladywaffle2210]

@@thespiffingbrit We shall bring honor to the Emperor and the Imperium, cousin Spiff. May the Astronomican light your way and the Emperor guide your hand.

[@hartze2345]

Spiff: White lions of Chrace are some of the best units of the game Legend: I beg you pardon?

[@indrickboreale7381]

Spiff: Tuskogors are worse Legend: I'm about end this man's whole career

[@hartze2345]

@@thespiffingbrit Kinda sad that the so proclamed "Royal guard of the Phoenix king" got obliterated by some smelly pigs carrying a goat

[@ArlanKels]

@@thespiffingbrit Meanwhile Legend was mulling on challenging you with a Legendary Difficulty challenge, but he wasn't sure if you'd take it on since it'd require doing 150 turns(Which is a pretty large time investment). Also it'd come with the penalty of drinking a cup of coffee if you failed the challenge.

[@markus_gold]

I think it was a joke

[@AK90]

I dont even play this game, why am I watching this? Because Spiffing Brit is AMAZING!!

[@gandalfthechad]

Same

[@everchicken7829]

U should its a sick game

[@nekrosis4431]

I think you enjoy this video more, if you never played TWW2, because he's saying a lot of stuff that just makes no sense if you played TWW2.

[@tiernandowdall9025]

If you play the game as well that’s just a bonus

[@therealikitclaw8124]

You should play it, sir, it's... mmmmmm.. like Yorkshire Tea but you can PLAY it!!

[@aGhostChicken]

I died laughing at "Are the elves hiding in the trees? Who could have seen such a thing coming"

[@davidlahaye1202]

It’s worse when you realize defeating Oxyotl gives Torux the stalk ability as a passive…

[@ericbrun2008]

Wasn’t that Snikch? I thought Oxyotl gave you the Vanguard Deployment trait. Unless I missed some sort of update.

[@davidlahaye1202]

@@ericbrun2008 Maybe, might've gotten them mixed up. BUT WHILE WE'RE AT IT why not both...

[@MEGABUMSTENCH]

@@ericbrun2008 yeah thats sniktch

[@alexread6767]

I dont play Warhammer, what does stalk do

[@davidlahaye1202]

@@alexread6767 makes the associated unit invisible on the battlefield unless attacking from range or getting fairly close to the enemy. Great for moving around the map and setting ambushes.

[@jarlgawain8876]

White Lions, "one of the best units in the game" lololol

[@MartynWilkinson45]

There is a way to make that true, but it involves stacking hero traits until the 6 units of white lions are unkillable supermen. A bit inconvenient all told.

[@leadpaintchips9461]

@@MartynWilkinson45 The same thing can be done with other factions and lords without committing as much to them.

[@andresvalverde5182]

Wulfhart - bowmen only, double arrows, damage buffs = +100 damage per unit

[@MartynWilkinson45]

@@leadpaintchips9461 not to the same extent as the high elves. Anyway, I just meant that you can indeed make the white lions of chrace, a mediocre unit if ever there was one, into "one of the best units in the game." I personally wouldn't bother, because you need a shed load of resistant heroes you could have in your other armies, but you could.

[@alexioandalkimi6712]

@@MartynWilkinson45 In addition you could just take single entities to heal, since they don't lose models, or just spam sisters of Avelorn which tend to not have to worry about losing units since they're ranged. One of my favorite high elf doomstacks I've seen so far was a doomstack of arcane phoenixes that casually had like 90% damage reduction or something ridiculous.

[@anoninunen]

"This is Cave Johnson. Chariots chariots. Our military division hear at Aperture Science has had a massive breakthrough as a direct result of the Perpetual Testing Initiative. Turns out that killing enough people can grant a person immortality. Who'da thunk. Anyways, please continue testing, and don't get distracted by my invincible brass body - I got into yoga over vacation. Cave out." moo

[@Sivick314]

take my like you glorious bastard

[@jacklovejoy5290]

"Everything will charge through the enemy line" Ah, the War Elephant approach

[@Herdatec]

The best exploit is the possibility to get the unending rampage. Where you get unlimited movement range with Taurox

[@brainfogp]

It's not an exploit it's a feature

[@Smelly556]

@@brainfogp it’s more like a feature that got exploited, CA wanted it to be the way it is, but didn’t expect it to be so broken

[@nikkih9441]

"White Lions of Chrace - some of the best units in the game" *LegendOfTotalWar has entered the chat*

[@KazeKoichi]

The greatest exploit of Spiffing Britt is playing on normal battle difficulty. But I think he can one-up this and go even more cheesy by playing on easy.

[@Icebergeification]

Looks like we got a legend simp

[@j.jbinks9669]

Man, being a Beastmen Player right now is an utter joy!

[@charleskaramon4569]

My first table top army was Beastmen. They will always be my favorite.

[@j.jbinks9669]

@@charleskaramon4569 I just got into Total War a few months ago but I've been a Warhammer fan for years, playing Beastmen was such a disappointment that I gave up on them entirely after my first campaign victory. Now I'm getting as much as I can out of them before the inevitable nerfs!

[@espicelmecanicodecombustio1632]

"His skin was turned to brass because he killed too many things" Sure sounds like warhammer lore

[@guillemmoreno5522]

Pretty much. To summarize, Taurox went on a rampage in Talabecland and killed so many people Khorne sent a daemon envoy to reach out to him. Taurox replied by eating the daemon and Khorne thought "This cow's pretty cool," so he turned his skin into brass. Taurox's only weak point is a gaping hole on his neck, kind of like his Achilles' heel.

[@Nightmare_52]

achilles neck

[@dreadknight-zi1gq]

@@guillemmoreno5522 and his story line in the game is basically to remove the weakness and become full brass

[@bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877]

So eventually when he gets 1 million kills he will gain the literall golden skin?

[@douggaudiosi14]

@@bfufhryrrhtjhxbdgkjgutitjh7877 nah khorne has an obsession with brass. He sits upon a brass throne mad of skulls? So brass is his gold teir. And I'm pretty sure brass is actually stronger then gold in the real world

[@emperorred99]

SKARKBRAND APPRECIATES KHONRE ALIGNED EXPLOITS

[@indrickboreale7381]

BLOODY CHEESE

[@JM.....]

SKARBRAND HATES NOT CHEATING

[@indrickboreale7381]

@@JM..... BUT CHEATING TOO!!!

[@dolomaticus1180]

So basically your BULL RUSHING your way thru the campaign? I find that a MOOOOving discovery and UDDERLY shocked!!

[@pinguinn_]

Not having to use Minotaur Doomstacks is something i never expected

[@joshuavance5424]

Just poured a fresh cup of degenerate bean water and then this video appears. What a lovely afternoon

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[@Zalintis]

Amazing! We are having a shared moment internet friend :)

[@bl4ck8ones]

Same mi degenerate friends

[@TallulahSoie]

I can't understand what the hell is going on, but it seems glorious.

[@JudicialBrat]

Warhammer both Fantasy and 40k is a clusterfuc of brutal mayhem and its amaizing

[@tampenismall2195]

Me too but I’m here for the fun

[@gohunt001-5]

Minotaur made of brass literally too angry to die, buys entire motorpool of chariots to kill everything

[@orarinnsnorrason4614]

I wholeheartedly recommend this game. It is awesome, fun and glorious.

[@TheNzFox]

​@@gohunt001-5 Taurox vs Skarbrand is going to be interesting when the joint map for 3 comes out

[@clintelkins9630]

Anything: exists normally Spiff: sips tea *Let's fix that*

[@TokiRoMorbii]

I... deadass thought that said "The Silence of the Furries"

[@JourneyTal1]

Anyone else see that his ally in the quest battle was “Sporctacus”?

[@xalrath]

added in Sisters of Twilight DLC. orc slaves were captured by Har Ganeth, to fight to the death in the Grand Arena, as the druchii are wont to do. at some point, the Wood Elves, being the kind of people who prank their more serious cousins from time to time, helped an Orc Warboss lead a rebellion against them. behold Sporctacus, of the Broken Chainz.

[@soupwizard]

1:42 That's a very Judo move there, using an opponent's strength's (hard mode means more enemies) against them (more enemies means Taurox kills more thus snowballs faster)

[@vasilislang6421]

Wait until spiff sees the nurgles foul stink doomstack where every unit instantly routs as soon as the battle starts

[@Icebergeification]

Just make sure to thank tariff for this, if he didn't bully them so hard this video would never have been made

[@lukmaanpratomo6866]

Hell yeah, Taurox is finally in for the Beastmen! ❤️. Been waiting a long time for that rampaging meat grinder to become playable.

[@kazorikumo9765]

I believe you can even circumvent the unit limit they have by just saving and reloading the game. Have only 1 avaliable chariot unit? Just reload the game a bunch of times after queing the recruitment and boom, Doomstack.

[@Agg_croissant5477]

After a year of watching the spiffing Brit I decide to get some Yorkshire tea and now my ancestors are proud of me

[@dannygabel8132]

Spiff playing beastmen A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one

[@Max-q5g]

The start of the video: "and then finish him off" Me: "Okay?..."

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[@Vlad-si9xs]

Cringe

[@Max-q5g]

@@Vlad-si9xs Cringe

[@roundishcap]

The other wild thing is an entire army of minotaurs with vanguard deployment.

[@walterleduy1165]

Regenerating minotaurs with vanguard deployment and terror

[@roundishcap]

@@walterleduy1165 Oh dang, that is nasty.

[@oddthought564]

"Statistically and physically they just have no counter." Lothern Seagaurd: "Acceptable terms."

[@shanadir]

And then you get the upgrade that removes their charge defense...

[@Haarsgard]

@@shanadir and then you stop playing on the second easiest difficulty and realise that chariots are garbage

[@kubaGR8]

Anti-large large units like most Bretonnian cav or some monsters could probably beat them. Or just missile spam.

[@misttea6442]

Played this with a full stack of nurgle's stink. The final battle was Taurox running in and enemies shattering before they even got to attack him. Great fun, got a full stack by turn 60, would recommend tea/10.

[@hipsterllama3942]

The true warhammer experience

[@FarhadHakimov]

The one and only

[@mathewperring]

Nice to see one of the original features of the table top game has been incorporated, power creep. As what is the best way to get people to buy the new shiny? Make it cause everything that came before become redundant. Nice one GW you are remaking my teenage years in computer form.

[@rollthepoint4971]

I knew this video was coming. I've been waiting for it.

[@MartynWilkinson45]

Forget the cygor summoning wand, the best item in the shop is the one that gives your hero drunken bravado. Meaning perfect vigour and regeneration. Very important for fighting dozens of fights a turn. I fought 8 battles with taurox on turn 4, and the best I managed was 18 battles in a single turn. Not quite the infinite battles Legend of Total War managed, but still pleasingly OP.

[@danielkrejcar9104]

14 turns? If you out cheese yourself and the enemy, it is entirely possible to raze the whole world by turn 5, and actually convenient to do it on turn 6.

[@DanielSan1776]

That’s a good name I approve

[@thanquolrattenherz9665]

when you take into account that spiff uses these chariots in a pretty uneffective way its even double as impressive.

[@clarienne7583]

Spiff has never claimed to be a pro gamer, but he *is* a pro exploiter.

[@TheBloodRedDragon]

Hey, Spiff. Speaking of invincibility exploits, I found one after opening up Avorion, a space ship builder game. All you have to do is never complete the tutorial.

[@papapolio]

I need some tea before watching this.

[@jonathanwalker6074]

Can't wait till Warhammer total war 3 releases

[@ericmyrs]

Spiff: "White lions of Chrace, some of the best units in the game" Spiff, are we playing the same game? White lions are the spawn of Seymor Garbage

[@TheOriginalElkstone]

Also manticores are considered "giga units" so make of that what you will

[@Xbox-oh1io]

Ah yes if it is not a Spiffing Brit video with a cup of tea and some war crimes -Sun Tzu

[@terminatorboi3.057]

Sitting here with a peppermint tea with some scones nothing can be a better day

[@hashimina_]

Just woke up from my slumber and this video appeared in my notification. lovely

[@simeonowen8230]

My life will never be complete until you finally learn the phrase "sacrifice I'm willing to make" ... Not "take" ..

[@MercytheMad]

White Lions : BEST. UNIT. IN. THE. GAME. PERIOD. also, nice vid @The Spiffing Brit

[@kenasi3697]

I laughed a lot at this, it's very funny!! keep up the good work!! :D

[@SebHaarfagre]

Next time try Gor'Rok with Lord Kroak, if you just get a couple of defensive items/ward save for Gor'Rok you've already started the snowball :D I've had him take an Empire lvl5 settlement WITH a full stack army inside ALONE and not having lost a single HP. That was late game though lol and some spells from Kroak admittedly. But nothing else ever entered the settlement.

[@Goldmasterflex]

Dude if they nerf beastmen because you made this I'm drinking coffee 100% of the time.

[@sxlg_32]

I love sitting down with a hot cup of tea for the newest video.

[@istvanfarkas1660]

I hope that the Games Workshop realize Spiff's hard work with the Warhammer games, and create the BRITMARINES with a brand new Exploit the World dlc where the only resource is TEA! Because tea is worth much more than any material known to man. Keep up the good work, cheers from Hungary!

[@riffurissu_2696]

THE SPIFFING BRIT, I DENY MY HUMANITY **drinks a cup of coffee**

[@RoboCoconut]

Today I learned that if a thumbnail is loud enough, my brain registers it as spicy potato chips and I subconsciously say "I don't want any" until I really think it over. Almost missed this video because of my own dumb preconceptions about a lot of red and yellow in a small window.

[@graysylvian]

With the persistent summons mod and a couple of wizards you can have 10 Cygor summoned in a battle.

[@aa-ft8ud]

With a mod for 100000000 DPS skavenslaves you can beat the chaos invasion with one unit.

[@alilhard]

The start of this video reminded me. I can't remember you doing an oxygen not included infinite water from infinite crimes against humanity "exploit". If you're interested Francis John shows how to do it at the start of his "141 dupes challenge 7". And it's absolutely glorious and hilarious.

[@smallbutdeadly931]

I don't usually much care for RTS Games But whenever Spiff plays something, I just have to watch it

[@Vesspix]

Spiff, you planning on seeing how perfectly balanced Total War Warhammer 3 is when it drops?

[@phalusgalaxy7364]

This is where the fun begins

[@nothere3042]

Can't wait for a perfectly balanced Temberborn video. Really just commenting to help the video.

[@Khornecussion]

Taurox in and of himself is practically invincible. He's like late game Archaeon, but you can horrifyingly mutilate people right at the start. Literally took on thirteen divisons of anti-large infantry on his own and won in my first playthrough with him. Had three ghorgons kill the rest while a legion of minotaurs with shields and then just the standard anti-infantry variant, a minotaur champion, then a bunch of razorgore chariots rounded out by a pair of jabberslythes. No fortress was safe because every single living unit was a battering ram.

[@shreknet]

Do you have a twitch? Or a channel where we can watch your entire campaigns? You rock and I think you'll have a good following.

[@kaltaron1284]

It's Alarielle. Ariel is the Wood Elf lady. "White Lions of Chrace, one of the best units in the game." Spiff, what game are you talking about? Bullying the AI isn't that difficult but still a fun and entertaining video. Your income exploit is quite tame in comparison what really rich factions can do though. Still broken when you consider that you aren't supposed to have a steady guaranteed income.

[@carlosrauseo4113]

As a Venezuelan, I fkng loved that joke

[@insaneliddel3341]

i dropped my mug after hearing "white lions of kreis - one of the best units in the game"

[@Xilzy]

You should make a spiffing Brits shorts Chanel were tea can be enjoyed in small bursts of entertainment 😉🫖

[@jedh3721]

we have Total War Warhammer, Total War Warhammer II, and now I think we are all ready for Total War Warhammer 40K.

[@neonsponge37]

13:53 I guess you could say he is unstoppa-bull ;)

[@chevyvettz06]

I have recently switched from coffee to tea and I blame you, spiff. Have a glorious perfectly balanced day.

[@nameless5413]

Little known fact SpiffingBrit is Tzeentch (or possibly one of his disciples its hard to tell). Every game can be "influenced" to be to his liking with enough patience and poking about.

[@DutchGuyMike]

Well.. most banker owner (families) ARE of Germanic descent (English/Dutch/German)

[@humphreybumblecuck5151]

Just cause everyone likes Sseth's work doesn't mean that they all work together

[@loopus1717]

Love you spiff!!!

[@warriorcrab1319]

You are very pleasant to listen to.

[@morfeuszenduwinski9847]

Another spiff total war warhammer video? What can I want more?

[@brenobassocenci6571]

Satisfaction metters and balance detectors are in 100%!

[@WhiteBuffaloWakanGli]

I never thought I’d love beastmen until I played a taurox campaign.

[@sarchlalaith8836]

"dive on in" thanks Roger

[@samuelzetterman]

I want to anounce that after being a coffee drinker for a very long time i have now finally had my first cup of Yorkshire Tea!

[@Raygeing]

Those chariots giving me flashbacks to total war troy and killing entire stacks with 3-4 units of heavy chariots.

[@kadincoombs8658]

It's like watching Sauron destroying everything, but the sword you need to kill him is the one he is using to kill you

[@arnathos2788]

If you chain up enough battles in one turn 20-22 or so, you can actually get a never ending rampage as well. But yeah, even legendary difficulty is an absolute walk in the park for Taurox.

[@itskyansaro]

Hey spiff, just watched your video on breaking Anno 1404, and then the latest Anno 1800 came to my mind. There are so many Expert items and extra mechanics in this game that make it so cheesy and broken at some points, so I`d suggest it to you for a video some time in the Future.

[@madskull13]

You should take a swing at Dwarf Fortress

[@JessWLStuart]

Taurox the Brass Bull = the Sauron of Warhammer!

[@mrsuper9345]

I can't stop laughing the man is the beat contant creator I can't get enough for his video I've seen them all still wanting for more ❤

[@krixpop]

"OVERPOWERED CHAOS CHARIOTS" ??? I only two words for you ! Two words: mods ! ... Spiff that Brit !

[@Ryu_D]

Thank you for the video.

[@clashingimages]

Spiff. You need to play Rome 2 as the britiania. They get the most OP units in the game. As an added bonus you can conquer the world for Tea. chariots. You just repeatedly click the chariots past the enemy and they run them over killing almost all of them. You can literally take over the whole world with them.

[@unstablefroggaming5232]

White Iions of chrace are some of the bes units in the game - spif 2021 Total war players: are you sure about that?

[@thesultryhippo9184]

Legend screams in the background

[@ParianKnight]

Malagor with Sword of Kaine is even stupider, he may not be invincible but when he flies into the enemy army he obliterates all nearby infantry in seconds with his aura + flock of doom spell. He can take any city on his own like that.

[@bytoadynolastname6149]

Nothing says that Chaos wouldn't appreciate you burning your own stuff to the ground. System working as intended.

[@azron4537]

VIOLENCE, SPEED, *MOMENTUM* -Dr DisRespect & Taurox the Brassbull

[@carsonsugden9807]

I couldn't believe this...then I tried it....I didn't realize I could have fun playing this game until now.

[@DutchGuyMike]

lol

[@foggy9900]

i really like taurox's voice he sound like hes in a metal tunnel which kinda makes sense

[@arthurandhishorse3873]

This is why you don't underestimate the power of Yorkshire tea

[@undersun5621]

Your channel is one of the best things in the Ethernet Saludos desde Colombia

[@Brandonyves]

try play Old world the civ/ck3 you might like it!! good video also.

[@Running-withscissors]

I was crying laughing. Off to start a Hard Mode now. It was already going so well in normal. I can't wait LOL

[@DIEGhostfish]

As far as cheese and exploits traitor-Kin is the best spell for the Lore of Beasts. You can hit huge numbers.

[@hughmilner7013]

It's the scythed chariots of the old Rome: TW all over again. I used to autoresolve my way across the map using just those units.